July 02, 2011

Non Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Muqtada al-Sadr Finger This Edition (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Fatwas will be issued

I'll start: See the shit on my teeth? Yah, it came from my finger, and Allah knows best.

Thanks to ElmiraViking for suggesting this

UPDATE: What, no meetball reference?

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Nanabozoh for

Screen capture from bin Ladin's porn library entitled "POV al-Sadr's Nasheeding Anus".
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa issued against Nevermind for
After removing finger from rectum...rub horizontally against teeth thusly." Excerpt from the perplexing, yet popular Youtube video, Sadr's Desert Hygiene for the Jihadist.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against 72 virgin dental hygienists for
Wishing you a very long life
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Andrew for
Allah is wise, merciful, all knowing ... and I think he just shat in my mouth!

By Stable Hand at 05:29 PM | Comments |