June 24, 2011

For Sale: Invisible Art (Bumped - Caption Contest!)

After reading THIS story, I decided to create my own invisible art to sell. Remember, you're not just paying for the work itself, but also for the title and description.

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This is a DMartyr original, and it's my first professionally produced piece.

The bidding starts at $25. All proceeds go to help a very worthy Jawa Report cause. Namely, me.

Update: There are a lot of funny ideas in comments, so why not make it a caption contest. Find your "blank canvas" HERE (also in comments) and turn it into a work of invisible art by adding a title and a description.

Top three entries will get an invisible prize and an invisible fatwa.

Update II: Invisible prizes and invisible fatwas issued!

Winning invisible artwork and the invisible prizes won below the fold.

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Plankton for:

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Plankton also wins A BRAND NEW INVISIBLE CAR!! Seriously, its out in the driveway right now...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Live Free Or Die for:

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Live Free's prize is an all-expense paid invisible trip to Las Vegas! The invisible airline tickets are in the mail. You'll be staying in an invisible room at the Mirage Hotel and Casino (you'll also be comped invisible chips which pay-off real invisible money!)

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against fasternu426 for:

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Fasternu426 wins Vinnie's extra subscription to World Wide Championship Midget P0rn Wrestling. Apparently, he received duplicate gifts for his last birthday. This particular prize, unfortunately, isn't invisible, but you'll have to appeal to Vinnie to give it up. He's been cutting out the pictures and pasting them on his bedroom ceiling. So, you'd better hurry while there some still left

And special mention for JaWannaB's insightful piece:

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By DMartyr at 06:17 PM | Comments |