May 31, 2011

Andy Dick Assaults Audience Member

What is it with penises (or is it "peni") in the news today? Isn't this one sign of the apocalypse?

Andy Dick uses penis to assault audience member:

DALLAS - A Texas man has sued comedian Andy Dick for allegedly rubbing his genitals on the man's face at a comedy club, TMZ reported Tuesday.

Robert Tucker's lawsuit, filed in Dallas, alleges that Dick walked into the audience dressed in women's clothes during a December 2010 standup performance.

Tucker alleges that Dick approached him and "pulled down his costume skirt with his right hand, exposing the fact the he was not wearing underwear beneath the skirt."

Dick then allegedly "forced his genitals against the left side of [Tucker's] face," according to the lawsuit.

By DMartyr at 11:58 AM | Comments |