May 19, 2011

Younus Abdullah Is That You?: Senator Questions Benefits To ‘Adult Baby’

My bad, he doesn't have a beard like Younes, unless Younes shaved it off in order to evade an impending arrest over death threats to South Park creators. Yes, Zachy ratted him out. I am hearing Zach needs a partner to share cornholing as he is gettting mighty sore.

Sure as hell looks like him though, just sayin..

Back to the 'adult baby that looks like Younus':

A key senator has asked the Social Security Administration to investigate how people who live their lives role-playing as “adult babies” are able to get taxpayer-funded disability payments — after one of them was featured on a recent reality TV episode wearing diapers, feeding from a bottle and using an adult-sized crib he built.

Sen. Tom Coburn, Oklahoma Republican and the Senate’s top waste-watcher, asked the agency’s inspector general to look into 30-year-old Stanley Thornton Jr. and his roommate, Sandra Dias, who acts as his “mother,” saying it’s not clear why they are collecting Supplemental Security Income (SSI) benefits instead of working.

“Given that Mr. Thornton is able to determine what is appropriate attire and actions in public, drive himself to complete errands, design and custom-make baby furniture to support a 350-pound adult and run an Internet support group, it is possible that he has been improperly collecting disability benefits for a period of time,” Mr. Coburn wrote in a letter Monday to Inspector General Patrick P. O'Carroll Jr.

Your tax dollars at work...

By Stable Hand at 03:39 PM | Comments |