May 18, 2011

...About The French

The French are "indignant" over the treatment of the IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn. I really don't give a crap about him or their indignity.

But I thought the subject would be a good segue to this:

Fun Facts About The French

  • A Frenchman will fight viciously and without regard for his own life if you stand between him and a white flag.

  • Rumor has it that the French don’t like bathing. This rumor comes from them smelling.

  • To get with modern times they have adopted a stance of pre-emptive surrender.

  • During the cola wars, France was occupied by Pepsi for six months.

  • They like to sell weapons to enemies of America. But come on – what kinds of pansies use French weapons?

  • Their language not being quite as effeminate as they would like, they also wear berets.

  • The Eiffel tower was constructed so that they would have something very tall to wave a white flag from in case of attack.

  • In ancient times, primitive Frenchmen surrendered to thunderstorms.

  • They actually have a military, though what purpose it serves is unknown.

Impress your friends with your knowledge about the French!

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By DMartyr at 01:09 PM | Comments |