May 13, 2011

Pious Muslim Osama bin-Laden Loved Porn

deepgoatsmall.gifJust after instructing his followers to learn to live in a cave, be good pious Muslims and repel the Cross Worshiping Crusaders that were hunting him. Osama bin-Laden ran off to a multi-million dollar home, three wives, a can of Vaseline and a daily delivered live goat. That's not to mention the Mother of all Porn Collections.

Reuters: A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

What's up with that?

More by Ronin since technically we had a triple post: Question for the brave mujahideen, the lions of the ummah. Are beastiality videos considered a documentary or reality TV?

Bets on material content, Jawas? I'll start with Vinnie's favorite. Midgets dressed like babies!

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By Howie at 12:50 PM | Comments |