May 23, 2011

Non Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Jack Stuef Trig Slimer Edition (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Image credit: Kurt Schlichter@BigJournalism

Background for those not in the know:

here, here and Ownd here

UPDATE: Jack Stuef going away fatwas issued (yes, he left Wonkette):

Ive enjoyed making fun of politics for this dumb little blog. But now it is time to move on.
I was waiting to issue fatwas to celebrate the fat ass costing Wonkette the entirety of its advertisers before he left:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Know You Enemy & Nanabozoh for:

"I harvest my neck for latte money."

To Stuef's horror, insulting Trig still didn't get him laid.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies fatwa issued against Elmira Viking & Dan> for:
In an attempt to emulate his hero, Michael Moore, Jack decided to make a movie of his life, "Bowling For Meatballs".

You mean "Blowing for Meatballs"....

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against jcure & V the K for:
Ya wanna come up and see my rubbings of Liberace's tombstone?

If Michael Moore and Bruce Vilanch had a love child
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Darth Tanis for:
1. He forgot to clean his neck after eating at the pig trough too long.
2. He didn't make it to the barfatorium in time.
3. He stuck his head WAY TOO far into the barfatorium bobbing for change of leftovers.
Who's next, beotch...err, Wonkette?

By Stable Hand at 11:58 PM | Comments |