April 04, 2011

The Circle is Now Complete

French fries are banned for lunch, because they are drugs.

War on French Fries! Establish Food Courts!

Sir your urine test detected partially hydrogenated oils, I'm afraid you either have to make an appointment with Richard Simmons or we're going to have to let you go.

We're doomed. Doomed I say. Especially Shackleford.

Seriously the only reason the masses are pacified now is the free chips and the free Tee Vee. You take away one, riots. I swear.

By Howie at 06:13 PM | Comments |