March 22, 2011

Down With Capitalism, Free Mars!!11Eleventy11!

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Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars

Wait, what?

CARACAS (Reuters) - Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Just when you think Hugo can't get any crazier he does..

By Stable Hand at 02:37 PM | Comments |