March 16, 2011

Pakistan: Padded Bras are "Devil’s Cushions” says Council of Islamic Ideology (Update: Satire)

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Random web image of "Devil's Cushions"

Umm k

pakspectator.com is reporting that "The Council of Islamic Ideology met last night as scheduled in light of the protests held last month by JUI and other religious parties against the increasing import and eventual use of padded and colorful bras. The Council also invited shop owners who were in the business of importing and selling female underwear. The Council advised the shop owners to bring lingerie samples, so that the council could see about what the protesters were angry about."[sure, sure..ed]

"Last month the protesters gathered outside an outlet inside Park Towers and occupied the entire floor and chanted slogans against padded bras. They asked the government to put a ban on the import and sale of padded, vibrant, colorful bras and demanded legislation that would outlaw the purchase of any underwear that is not white or beige colored.

“Padded bras are evil as they make the breasts look bigger and perky”, said one of the protesters. “Only devil women show off private parts. Muslim women should be as humble about them as they can. In fact they should be ashamed of their breasts, both of them[glad he cleared that up 'both of them'..ed].”

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Random web image of Muslimah looking at "Devil's Cushions"

Another protester said that the purpose of underwear is not to accentuate the curves. “…especially of a woman’s body the breast should not look like they belong to a non-virgin even if she happens to be married.” he added.[You gotta read the rest]
Wonder what they would feel about this Muslimah? (from Howie, where else?), click for more perky non padded boobies)

UPDATE: Several people have noted this article is a Pakistani version of The Onion. Whatever, it's still funny.

By Stable Hand at 11:54 PM | Comments |