March 15, 2011

UCLA Blonde Would Have Epiphanies And Stuff If Not For Asian Students

I don't think she could even spell 'epiphany,' much less know when she has one.

A soon-to-be classic.

The UCLA political science student also faulted Asian students for disrupting her studies at the library by calling family members in the wake of the tsunami.

"I'll be in, like, deep into my studying, into my political science theories and arguments and all that stuff, getting it all down, like typing away furiously, blah, blah, blah, and then all of a sudden when I'm about to, like, reach an epiphany, overhear from somewhere, `Oh ching chong ling long ting tong, ooohh," she said. (Source)

OMG! Interrupting all your studies and stuff with tsunami news!!1!! Like, how rude!!!

Why am I not surprised she's blonde?

Update: Obviously, UCLA admissions takes boobs into account when they decide who gets in and who doesn't. What this one lacks in brains she makes up for in smutty poses.

I posted a few below the fold. Don't hurt yourselves.

(Thanks, Phineas Fahrquar in comments)

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More HERE.

By DMartyr at 10:47 AM | Comments |