March 08, 2011

Ted Kennedy: Traitor, Super Stud

Okay, the whole undermining America's foreign policy from within I get. That's just kind of par for the course. And I always figured Kennedy for the type that despite getting it often and for free from naive young ideologues, that he also paid for it from time to time a la Charlie Sheen.

But Ted Kennedy actually tried to rent out an entire whorehouse? Bwahahahahahaha!!

WHY AM I ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW? YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:27 AM | Comments |