March 06, 2011

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Quack Quack Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this Quack who spent her day handing out fake Dr. excuses to protesting teachers so that they can bilk the taxpayer out of a days pay and express themselves all at the same time.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Herr Wilson for:

I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Col Smeag and Mr. Bill for:
Please excuse Mr/Mrs Harry Meatbaals from work today they have ellenphantitus of the meatballs
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Haji whacker for:
Dr. Fraud... paging Dr. Fraud... Code Blue in the ethics department!
Sorry so late on the Fatwas, I was sick.

The preceding excuse has been a fabrication.

By Howie at 06:52 AM | Comments |