February 03, 2011

Grand Jury Indicts Emerson "Goatly" Begolly; No Longer Needed, Jihad-Khorasan Shaves Mustache

emerson_begolly_smaller.JPGNow that there's no one left to physically excite, I hear Jihad Khorasan will shave his mustache:

A federal grand jury on Tuesday indicted Emerson W. Begolly, who was charged last month following a Jan. 4 incident in which he reached for a gun when approached by two FBI agents, and then bit them.

Mr. Begolly, 21, now faces formal charges of infliction of bodily harm on a U.S. officer, carrying a firearm in relation to a crime of violence, and assaulting, resisting or impeding officers. [READ MORE]

So, I have a question given that our friend Goatly was a white supremacist before he went to prison: will that give him some sort of protection? Or will that just mean that he's the exclusive property of the Aryan Brotherhood to be passed around at will?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:55 AM | Comments |