December 14, 2010

Non Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mad Mullah Edition (Update-Fatwas Issued!)

From war front album(removed link - unsafe) of The Office of the Supreme Leader Mullah Sayyid Ali Khamenei. He is lovingly known as Mad Mullah

Fatwas will be issued

mad mullah_war front_album_.jpg

Update Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Phineas Fahrquar for:

Is that a fatwa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to redc1c4 for:
did you bring me any food? all they serve here are meatballs.....
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Oki for:
In an attempt to regain the love of his mullah from his dancing boy days, Abdul undergoes anal revirginizing surgery. Upon hearing the news, the mullah races to the hospital to determine how successful the surgery was.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to Pizza IDF & OwenKellog for:
Ali, come a little closer. I want to touch your wikileak, inshallah!

You'll never know how much I really love you.
You'll never know how much I really care.

Listen,
Do you want to know a secret?,
Do you promise not to tell?, whoa oh, oh.

Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I'm in love with you.

Bet ya thought I forgot, eh? Well.......

By Stable Hand at 01:37 PM | Comments |