September 28, 2010

Disabled Muslim Superhero Debuts

A young Muslim character, who lost both legs in a "work accident" while fighting the Zionist apes and pigs in occupied Palestine, will debut in early November. His superhero persona will go by the name "The Silver Scorpion".



NEW YORK -- Comic book fans will soon be getting their first glimpse at an unlikely new superhero -- a Muslim boy in a wheelchair with superpowers.

One of his "superpowers" is the ability to ignore all facts, rationality, and logic, while stubbornly insisting his way is the only one true path to paradise. Another superpower is the ability to inflate mild personal offense into a murderous rage against his archenemy - The Kufar.

Brian at asks, "Did the world forget about The 99 already?"

Yes, Brian, it would seem so. Or maybe The Silver Scorpion is just extra special. This superhero has a disability. He is narcissistically incapable of reasoning.

(Hat Tip: Brian)


The Scorpion and the Frog

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too."

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp "Why?"

Replies the scorpion: "Its my nature..."

(Cross posted at

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