August 15, 2010

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Ground Zero Imam/Nation Of Islam Edition (Bumped-Updated)

Update:(II) Bumped. Scroll down for newer posts... Fatwas issued, scroll down.

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Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf (center) poses in a photo with attendees at a 2006 Muslim Leaders of Tomorrow conference in Copenhagen, Denmark.

Why did I include Nation of Islam you ask? CAIR's Chicago communication director Sultan Mohammed is on the far left. Sultan Mohammed is the grandson of Elijah Mohammed, who was the founder of feckin nutz Nation of Islam.

Fatwas will be issued tomorrow!

BTW: Don't forget to enter yesterday's fatwa contest.

Video of Nation of Islam Louis Farrakhan explaining 9/11 was a inside job below fold:

Fatwas:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued to Goat & The Albatross for:

Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf and friends announce the Cordoba 11 initiative.

Described as an Islamic theme park, Cordoba 11 would include a 12 story Mosque along with a goat and sheep petting zoo and 24 hour Falafel house.

The Imam is asking friends in the American media, President Obama and the Democratic Party for help.

"We are encountering some resistance from the Russian government the Imam said.

The Islamic theme park would be located in the small town of Beslan Russia on what is described by CNN as an “old abandoned school on private property”.

The grand opening of "Shahid R Us", owned by Dawa International.

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies issued to The Ineffectual Bun & Evil_Priest for:
From left to right: (Bald Meatball, Tall Meatball, White Meatball, Fuzzy Meatball, Round Meatball, and the meatballess on the end for PR.)

"...here we are at the semi-annual meetball eating contest..."

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued to Obanisky & Hep-T for:
Mohammed's Peace delegates arrive at the scene to teach the evil infidel a lesson on religious tolerance and human rights.

"Holy Shi'ite! there's that floggin red notebook arafat always kept on his desk!"

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued to Bubbe & big-pete for:
One Muhammed, Two Muhammed, Three Muhammed Four
Look at Nation of Islam slithering in the door.

1, 2, 3, say TAQIYYA!

Thanks for playing

By Stable Hand at 09:50 PM | |