July 22, 2010



SMOKING GUN report on Captain Douche. This is good stuff. Zach was ready to rat out al-Shabab to the FBI after he realized the jig was up. Brave mujahideen, indeed!

Update by Rusty's iPhone: just a friendly reminder that Zach is an old "friend" and who was most recently in the news for threatening Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Zach played with fire and was just torched..


Zachary Adam Chesser, 20, of Fairfax County, Va., was arrested today on charges that he provided material support to Al-Shabaab, a designated foreign terrorist organization.
Gets better....he used a child to try and flee the country..

According to an affidavit filed in court, Chesser, a/k/a Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee, volunteered to federal agents that he attempted on two occasions to travel to Somalia to join Al-Shabaab as a foreign fighter. After he was prevented from boarding a flight from New York to Uganda on July 10, 2010, Chesser allegedly admitted to agents that he intended to travel from Uganda to Somalia. Chesser had attempted to board the plane with his infant son, and court records allege that he brought his son with him as part of his “cover” to avoid detection of his intention to join Al-Shabaab in Somalia.

The court affidavit indicates that in a series of interviews with federal law enforcement, Chesser allegedly discussed in detail how he has maintained several online profiles dedicated to extremist jihad propaganda. These profiles were allegedly used by Chesser to post pro-jihad messages and videos online. These postings allegedly included an article detailing the prerequisites involved in leaving for jihad, which closely follows the steps Chesser took before his July 10 attempt to leave the United States in order to go fight in Somalia.

H/T to Barbarossa

Update by Vinnie Hey, Zach, it's going to be kind of hard running Revolution Muslim from behind the bars in a federal pound me in the ass prison, eh? Watch yer cornhole! OTOH, getting rear ended by Bubba will probably be better than boning that goat faced bitch Umm Talhah, right?


Photo credit: Urban Infidel (apologies for the late hat tip)

Have fun, you worthless bag of excrement! Remember, Jesus may love you, but I think you're a twat!

Update by Jane: from Jawa's post about Zach's tweet about South Park, "May Allah Kill Matt Stone and Trey Parker", a visual aid:


Ronin's Turn: I have a juicy little article from the ZZ Top love child below the fold. Guess what its about.....easily handling the FBI. Bwahahahaha. How did that work for ya buddy? Here's a quote:

Based on my experience in growing up with two lawyers in the house and my own run-ins with the FBI, in sha’a Allah I will explain what you can say with no fear of anything except a annoying knock on the door from two people who cannot actually do anything to you.

Frequent readers and visitors, like Hot Air and Wired, keep the articles and tips coming. We'll keep this stickied and updated all day.

Local Fox Report, not much new:

Interesting take from Infidel Blogger's Alliance on Revolution Muslim's possible connection to the Times Square Bombing attempt. Could this arrest blossom into a longer incarceration....I hope so.

Hey Zach - I've posted a picture below that you can pass out for your cellmates to bid on you for who gets the fresh meat. So far 2 cigs is all we got and that's from Vinnie.

Zach rowing.jpg

SMOKING GUN report on Captain Douche

By Abu Talha Al Amrikee

Bismillah, wal-hamdulillah, wa salaatu wa salaamu ‘alaa Rasoolillah.
One of the biggest problems facing the American Muslims is the fear of speaking the Haqq. So many Muslims are afraid of saying what is true, what is right, and what is most in need of being said. Some of this fear is rooted in the reality of the situation. However, the vast majority of fears possessed by the Muslims in this country are completely unfounded. Based on my experience in growing up with two lawyers in the house and my own run-ins with the FBI, in sha’a Allah I will explain what you can say with no fear of anything except a annoying knock on the door from two people who cannot actually do anything to you (this is written based on United States law).
The first thing you should know is that when the FBI knock on your door, it probably does not mean anything except that they want to intimidate you. Unless they are holding guns and handcuffs, then you should probably just tell them, “Worship none but Allah and testify that Muhammad, salaa Allahu ‘alayhi wa salam, is His slave and messenger, or you will burn in Hell for forever.” Then you should shut the door. They will keep bothering you for a while, but I really advise you do not talk to them and you will see why later in sha’a Allah. They will try to make you feel like you have to talk to them, but you do not.
When I got a personal visit from two FBI agents not too too long ago, I only talked to them because they were talking to other people about me, and I did not want them bothering other people I knew. However, you still should not talk to them no matter what (I was wrong to do so, although I did not realize it at the time).
They showed up around 8 A.M. and they took me to Arby’s for a talk. There was one male agent and one female agent. I forget their names. The male agent started by asking me some basic things about my full-name, my address, and other things that they already knew. These were “ice-breakers.”
The next thing they did was ask me about a whole lot of things which I figured were insignificant. They asked whose house did I convert at? Did I play any sports? Do I participate in any Islamic organizations? How did I meet my wife? Who helped me meet my wife? Etc. I figured that none of these things mattered so I answered them all.
The next thing they did was ask me about my views on various political situations. I did not hold back on much. I cannot remember too many specifics except that they did not like that I wanted Israel to be overthrown.
Then they asked me about things I had actually said. I used to post on the Anwar blog and they asked me a lot of things about that. They also asked me about a video I had made called “Haya ‘Ala Jihad” which they seemed pretty peeved about. They also did not like my username on youtube which was “LearnTeachFightDie.” I closed the account around the same time I found out they were investigating me, but it did not have to do with the investigation. Some kuffar are now claiming that they got my account suspended all over this website.
I remember them asking me about how I had praised the Baghdad Sniper who killed 37 US soldiers. I asked them why they considered a sniper who killed over 100 people including children was a big hero in the United States. They were mad because the Baghdad Sniper killed Americans. I informed them that I was not rooting for the Americans and that the Baghdad Sniper was on the side I wanted to win. I said that their biggest heroes are the people who killed the most Muslims and mine were the Muslims who killed the most of them.
Pretty randomly they asked me about the Islamic Foundation of America. I had next to no idea what it was so I said, “I think it is like CAIR and ICNA?” That was pretty much the end of day one. I looked up the IFA and apparently it is under investigation for terrorism.
The next time they showed up they actually took me to their headquarters in Manassass, Virginia. This time all they asked me about was all of the people I mentioned the day before. They asked about the brother whose house I converted at, an HT brother who organized a football league I played in (real football not soccer), and the brother who introduced me to my wife. I did not think anything of it at the time. The brothers whom they were asking about had nothing to hide from what I knew.
They were very interested in Hizb ut-Tahrir. I kept explaining that HT has nothing to do with jihad, but that the HT brother just used the football league to recruit Muslims who did not know very much for his organization. I mentioned that a masjid in my area was nothing they needed to worry about because it was Tableeghi. However, apparently they investigated Tableeghi Jam’at as they said, “Oh! We’ve looked into them.” The way they said it made it sound like they think the Tableeghis are some kind of front for Al-Qa’ida.
They did mention something about Chechnya and I either said, “I would go there to fight,” or I said, “I would encourage people to go there to fight.” They said, “But they are terrorists.” So I argued with them on that point. Oh by the way the male agent was switched out for a different one in this interview.
At the end of the interview I asked them, “So what do I have to do to make you leave me alone?”
They said that if I let their people go through my computer, then they would leave me alone. Initially I agreed to this, because I had nothing illegal on my computer.
A few days after this interview, or maybe even the same day, I found out that the people whom they asked me about had his house raided by police who blindfolded his wife and took away some things. They did this all in front of his infant daughter, may Allah kill each and every one of them.
Apparently this happened before my interview, but I was so furious with the agents for tricking me into giving them names of innocent people they could harass that I stopped talking to them. They called probably four times, but I refused to talk to them. Even though my computer had nothing on it except what they could already get from the internet I did not even want to let them feel good because they got to look at it. It is a good thing they did not knock on my door again, because I was so angry that I probably would have done something stupid and wound up with at least assault with a deadly weapon charges.
Anyway, the lesson of this story is that you can say a whole lot of stuff that you would not think you could say if you did not know much about First Amendment cases in the united states. Actually, if you want to go beyond the first amendment, you can actually do a whole lot more suspicious stuff under the Second Amendment. For example, you could form an armed militia and call them the “American Islamic Jihad,” and as long as you do not do violate laws that apply even to militias, then you should be good to go.
You can say almost anything so long as you do not threaten individuals or groups of individuals. If you threaten the president then you can pretty much guarantee that you will have a whole lot of problems even if you are not arrested. You also cannot threaten a group such as Congress. However, you can say, “It is obligatory to fight the disbelievers,”, “It is obligatory to kill anyone who persists in insulting the Prophet, salaa Allahu ‘alayhi wa salam,” and, “There is jihad in Filisine, Chechnya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Somalia, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and anywhere else where kuffar are attempting to rule over the Muslims, to harm the Muslims, or to hold back the armies of the Muslims.”
So please stop saying, “Don’t say that here,” and things similar to it. If you say that after reading this you are a coward. You have no guts. You have no dignity. You are someone who lets the kuffar scare you into being silent.
Because of the silence of those who know the truth, donkeys like Hamza Yusuf and everyone who speaks for CAIR are the one’s who tell the kuffar and the Muslims what jihad is. Do you not understand that speaking the truth about jihad is the best way to make da’wa regarding it? Allah explains jihad in the Qur’an so beautifully. If someone says to you, “What is wrong with you wanting to fight war? That is violent.”
Then you say,
وَمَا لَكُمۡ لَا تُقَـٰتِلُونَ فِى سَبِيلِ ٱللَّهِ وَٱلۡمُسۡتَضۡعَفِينَ مِنَ ٱلرِّجَالِ
وَٱلنِّسَآءِ وَٱلۡوِلۡدَٲنِ ٱلَّذِينَ يَقُولُونَ رَبَّنَآ أَخۡرِجۡنَا مِنۡ هَـٰذِهِ ٱلۡقَرۡيَةِ
ٱلظَّالِمِ أَهۡلُهَا وَٱجۡعَل لَّنَا مِن لَّدُنكَ وَلِيًّ۬ا وَٱجۡعَل لَّنَا مِن لَّدُنكَ نَصِيرًا
And what is wrong with you that you fight not in the Cause of Allâh, and for those weak, illtreated and oppressed among men, women, and children, whose cry is: “Our Lord! Rescue us from this town whose people are oppressors; and raise for us from You one who will protect, and raise for us from You one who will help.” (An-Nisaa’ verse 75)
By Allah Jihad is a part of this religion and by Allah it is obligatory. Stop hiding it. Stop hiding this obligation from the people. Do you not know that when you see an evil then it has to be corrected. Do you not see the people abandoning Jihad? Do you not see them all around? If you live in America then everyone you see is abandoning Jihad. Fear Allah and speak the truth

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