July 13, 2010

Lohan Vs Lesbians

Its on like Donkey Kong.

Inmates of the jail where Lindsay Lohan is set to spend up to 90 days have warned of gangs out to attack the starlet, saying "everyone will want a piece of her", The Sun reported Tuesday.

Lohan's A-list neighbors will be replaced with tough guards and fearsome lesbian gangs desperate to get their hands on her."Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."

Haley also warned bisexual Lindsay of the jail's lesbian gangs -- and offered advice on how to avoid their clutches.

Additionally, she will be inundated by a stream of shoddy amateur scripts written about a well ridden former Hollywood star molested by mobs of hot lesbian inmates by one Rusty "The Stalker" Shackleford.

Oh, and for those who don't know...

"The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available. "So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight. "Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

By Ronin at 03:08 PM | Comments |