June 30, 2010

Al Qaeda Retards Release First English Magazine, Hilarity Ensues

They wanted it to look like this:

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Instead, it looked like this:

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But it only gets funnier as the akhis now think the PDF file is infected. No doubt by the Jews and CIA so they can track the eHadis to various basements.

The same people that infected Yasser Arafat with AIDS can do that, dont'cha know!

And I was so looking forward to reading this article. Did you know that one could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items found upstairs in your mom's kitchen?

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If one were so inclined.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:42 PM | Comments |