June 29, 2010

Imperial Good News: Shorter Skirts Make Comeback


Jammie Wearing Fool:

Want to shorten the recession? Try wearing a shorter skirt.

Rising hemlines – along with upbeat songs on the radio – are signs of national optimism and can result in a happy outcome on both the economic and political scenes, according to a new research reported by the Daily Express.

When women start wearing mini skirts and happy tunes rise high on the charts, this means the nation is feeling content, according to John L. Casti, author of “Mood Matters: From Rising Skirt Lengths to the Collapse of World Powers.”

I'm not sure this is accurate, I mean at the moment the Dow is down over 200. So ladies help save the global economy and show some leg.

Hat Tip: Hot Air's link thingy and Pat Dollard for the image credit.

By Howie at 11:15 AM | Comments |