April 28, 2010

Iran Issues Fatwa Against Hot Tan Chicks

bikini2520tansmall.JPGDon Surber:

From the London Telegraph: “Suntanned women to be arrested under Islamic dress code: Iran has warned suntanned women and girls who looked like ‘walking mannequins’ will be arrested as part of a new drive to enforce the Islamic dress code.”

Oh, ho ho. Foolish Muslims in a Muslim theocracy.

Not like the United States.

Well, except for that 10% sales tax on tans that President Obama included in Obamacare (the tax begins in July — wonder how many IRS agents will be sent to inspect tans to see if they are natural or not).

Now there's a job I could get into. Seriously who is against hot tan chicks?

In my experience hot and "OMG she has no tan lines anywhere!" like totally overrides other qualities like say narcissistic sociopath.

At least for a while ;)

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By Howie at 08:24 AM | Comments |