November 28, 2018

African Taliban Murders Imam From Playing Music

Ahh Somalia, such a wonderful place.

Remember kids, Islam is easy, to every question there is an answer and its always the same. Kill it!

By Howie at 11:30 AM | Comments |

Ministry of Boobies: Horrific Horrors Edition

I've been neglecting my duties.

OMG terrible!

By Howie at 11:22 AM | Comments |

November 26, 2018

SMOD: A New Hope

There is another.

A large asteroid could be headed toward us in the near future — barreling through space on a risk trajectory that might cause it to collide with Earth.

The news comes from the Express, which cites NASA sources revealing that the space rock could end up engaged in not one, but a staggering 62 different potential impact trajectories with our planet — each of them waiting to sling the asteroid toward Earth over the next 100 years.

By Howie at 09:00 AM | Comments |

November 21, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Its Time

Its time to celebrate overeating America. So no matter who you are, and we mean that, get out there and Overeat, Over Drink and Over Merry.

Anyway its a tradition. And its good to know that in these crazy times some things don't change at all. And never you worry, I'll be back later to ignore most everything going on in the world.

By Howie at 07:51 AM | Comments |

November 20, 2018

al-Kabaab Has Yet Another Bad Day

I just love feel good stories.

By Howie at 11:04 AM | Comments |

November 19, 2018

But Where Was Ayman?

You know the Pakistanis know, but Zawahiri would rather throw his family to the dogs than face what he has coming.

AQ leadership are cowardly snakes hiding under rocks.

By Howie at 10:52 AM | Comments |

November 16, 2018

Cornhole Watch: Tyler Barriss

Tyler might only get 20 years in Federal Pound Swatters in the Ass Prison, if he can work up the courage to apologize for getting people killed.

Here's to hoping he gets more.

Tyler Barriss aka SWAuTistic caused almost 100 SWATing attacks by calling the police on perceived online enemies and claiming that they were holding hostages and were heavily armed. One of these SWATs, launched in Wichita, Kansas last year, led to the death of Andrew Finch, a father of two.


U.S. District Judge Eric Melgren said he would give Barriss a 20-year sentence if he apologized to the Finch family. This may be a difficult proposition considering Barriss accessed the internet in April from jail, writing “I am an eGod” and threatening to SWAT again.

By Howie at 10:03 AM | Comments |

November 13, 2018

ISIS Gets Order 66'ed

They're all dead Jim!

Some people just need killing.

By Howie at 09:34 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2018

The Guns, They've Stopped

100 years and a little while ago the guns in Europe stopped.

By Howie at 07:39 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2018

Numbskull Murders 11 in Thousand Oaks

Johnny Ryan wants to make sure I report this.

Ignore the most recent mass murder in CA, It was done by a white Christian Marine not a jihadist
So Johnny Boy would you have me write something before I actually know WTF is going on.

And as far a Christian, is that by birth or do you have like some evidence of his motive, I mean other than being a dipshit?

And when have I ever not called a terrorist a terrorist regardless of his, er, religious affiliation or inspiration.

Though in this case I don't think its a terrorist event from what I know so far, it appears to be some sort of twisted revenge attack.

Oh and Johnny, suck it.

Update: As usual I was correct.

he shooter who terrorized college students at Borderline Bar & Grill was shockingly on social media as he shot a dozen people dead, and, based on what we now know, it sounds like they were revenge killings.

Law enforcement sources tell us Ian Long held a gun in one hand and his phone in the other, posting messages on his Instagram Story during Wednesday night’s massacre.

Our sources say investigators discovered the messages on Long’s page several hours after the shooting and contacted Instagram to delete his page. We don’t know precisely what he was saying, but it appears he had a grudge he was carrying out.

A former classmate of Long’s tells TMZ, Long was bullied in high school. She says his fellow students made fun of him because he had a lazy eye, and it affected him deeply. The classmate says a lot of those students go to that bar on Wednesday nights. She says he knew some of the people who teased him would be there.

By Howie at 12:06 PM | Comments |

John Hawkins H8er Extraordinaire

Its posts like this that make life worth living.

The Top 7 Reasons You Should Hate Babies
He's obviously not running for office. So here's #6
They’re dumb

A baby will eat poison, pull a TV over on himself, and take a dog treat off the floor and put it in his mouth. They’re like dogs, but not as smart. At least you can teach dogs a trick. They can fetch, roll over and sit. Try a comparison. Ask your dog to sit and then ask your baby to sit. The dog will be sitting there waiting for a treat while the baby will look at you with dull, uncomprehending eyes because he’s an idiot.

Well it was nice following John's blogging and social media and stuff, the thought police I'm sure will be along soon.

By Howie at 09:24 AM | Comments |

November 06, 2018

Sandcrawler Rumors: I Hear There was an Election or Something?

Results here.

Early returns House and Senate from Indiana and Kentucky are predictably red.

House:Dems + 26 seats. 219/193

Senate:Republicans + 2. at 51 seats.

Governors:Dems + 7. 25/22 in favor of Republicans.

By Howie at 06:35 PM | Comments |

November 02, 2018

Mullah Maulana Samiul Haq Has Bad Knife Accident

He's dead Jim!:

SLAMABAD – Prominent Pakistani cleric Maulana Samiul Haq, also known as the "father of the Taliban," was killed in a knife attack at his home in the garrison city of Rawalpindi on Friday, his family and police said.


Haq's son, Hamidul Haq, said his father was alone in his bedroom when he was attacked by an assailant, who escaped undetected.

"My father has been martyred. He was alone at his home. His guard had gone out minutes before the attack and upon his return he saw my father in critical condition," he told reporters.

Police say Haq, 81, was taken to a nearby hospital, where he died.

Obviously he should have put a Jack-O-Lantern out to ward off the Evil Jinns!

Lets dance!

By Howie at 12:33 PM | Comments |