October 31, 2018

Religion of One Solution

Asia Bibi has been acquitted and ordered released on blasphemy charges.

That's good, I mean aside from the absurdity of Blasphemy charges to start with, let alone the death penalty, for drinking water.

Anyway the Islamists have now decided they need to murder the judges who set her free.

Yahoo: A hard-line Islamist party in Pakistan has called for the death of the judges who overturned the death sentence of a Christian woman convicted of blasphemy.

Asia Bibi was sentenced to death in 2010 on blasphemy charges. She had gone to fetch water for herself and fellow farm workers on a hot day the previous year, but two Muslim women had refused to drink from the same container and she was accused by a mob of blasphemy.

She was convicted and sentenced to death, but in a landmark ruling Pakistan’s top court has now acquitted Ms Bibi and order she be released.

But its not a problem with Islam I totally 100% swear.

Please don't kill me!

By Howie at 07:18 AM | Comments |

Caption Contest: Off Whitey Edition

Tough to beat, but give it a shot.

Fatwas will be issued.

Deadline extended because ya'll suck.

By Howie at 07:07 AM | Comments |

October 27, 2018

Anti-Global Terrorist Murders Eleven People at Pittsburgh Synagogue

I was just discussing last night with a person who asked me about some of the comments the Mail Bomber had made online about the US and Israel needing to "wag the dog" so to speak by "releasing ISIS".

Anyway it comes back to Antisemitism. I tried to explain somewhat that in my travels with Islamic Extremist content that the level of Antisemitism was a prime indicator of the likelihood that an extremist or group of extremists would act out.

This runs true of all extremists, in fact its probably more important than which group an extremist identifies with.

Unfortunately when I logged on this afternoon I found that I was way more prophetic than I'd every want to be.

CNN: law enforcement source told CNN that investigators believe that postings on an account on Gab, a social media platform, belong to Bowers. The language on the account matches the suspected motivation behind the shootings, the source said.

The Gab account has frequent anti-Semitic postings.

The suspect made a final post at 9:49 a.m., just five minutes before police were alerted to the shooting.

"I can't sit by and watch my people get slaughtered," he wrote. "Screw your optics, I'm going in."

Bowers also shared other anti-Semitic comments alongside xenophobic content on the platform. In one post, he claimed Jews were helping transport members of the migrant caravans in Latin America.

So given this I'll take the same stance here as with any other terrorist. Try him, send him to Terre Haute.

So like if you know someone, A Jihadi, but not exclusively Jihadis, and now these days less and less likely to be a Jihadi, could be anybody, I'm not pointing fingers left or right here. It exists everywhere.

I digress, If you know someone who's really just a bit overly preoccupied with hating on the Jews or the Zionists, and uses absolutes like candy. Goes around posing his guns online, stuff like that, you may want to consider that may be what we call a clue.

If you sincerely feel something is off, take note. Do the right thing.

You'll probably run into a lot of people with bigoted opinions who may not be an actual threat. But now and again there will be someone somewhere who is in the right place at the right time and see's the signs.

Our hearts go out to those who have lost loved ones, May the Lord comfort them and accept those who were lost.

Be safe out there.

By Howie at 06:41 PM | Comments |

October 26, 2018

Cesar Sayoc Jr. Alleged Mail Bomber/Sticker Enthusiast

He's er um, strange.

By Howie at 02:43 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Ohio


Pajamas Media: A Toledo, Ohio-area woman, Alaa Mohd Abusaad, was arrested Tuesday on charges that she directed an undercover FBI employee to send money to al-Qaeda in Syria.

Abusaad, 22 years old, had recently lived in Birmingham, Alabama, where the charges were filed. She was introduced to the undercover operative earlier this year through an associate while still in Birmingham.

These are not the terrorists we're looking for. Move along. Move along.

By Howie at 07:38 AM | Comments |

October 25, 2018

Japanese Hostage Junpei Yasuda Ransomed

A Japanese journalist held for three years by Islamist militants in Syria was freed after a ransom of $3 million was paid, it was claimed yesterday.

Junpei Yasuda, 44, a freelancer with extensive experience of working in the Middle East, went missing while reporting in Syria in 2015. Japan confirmed that he had been released but denied paying the ransom.

We are glad that Junpei Yasuda is free, our joy is tempered with the knowledge that al-Qaeda in Syria is richer today than i was yesteday

By Howie at 01:07 PM | Comments |

October 19, 2018

A Very Special Jawa Welcome Back to Anjem Purty Mouth Choudary

Anjem was released from Belmarsh prison today, word is he's going to be missed

A radical Islamic preacher was released Friday from a British prison after serving less than half of a 5-1/2-year prison sentence for encouraging support for the Islamic State group.


Anjem Choudary, 51, left the high security Belmarsh prison in southeast London but will be subject to strict supervision. Prime Minister Theresa May says authorities are equipped to supervise Choudary.

Choudary, from Ilford in east London, is expected to wear an electronic tag, face a nighttime curfew and be barred from contacting anyone who has been charged with extremist-related offences unless he receives prior approval from authorities. He qualified for early release because of time served before his conviction.

In addition, Choudary's name has been added to a U.N. sanctions list, which means the government can freeze his assets and bar him from travelling.

We pray that his freedom is short lived.

By Howie at 09:04 AM | Comments |

October 18, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Wrong Goal Wrong Strategy

There was never any way to win in Afghanistan, there was a way to exact payback from al-Qaeda and the Taliban.

Weekly Standard:

Earlier this month, an American delegation led by Zalmay Khalil-zad, who was recently appointed U.S. special representative for Afghanistan reconciliation, met with Taliban representatives in Doha, Qatar. This was not a sitdown between two sides equally committed to winning the war. The Taliban, which contests or controls more than half of Afghanistan, knows the United States is desperate to leave and not even trying to win.

And that should have been the goal and the strategy, make the Taliban and al-Qaeda regret ever thinking about attacking the USA and leaving them flat on their back.

No nation building, no establishing a half-assed constitution either there or in Iraq.

Nope, go in there, break shit and then break some more shit and go home. If they get uppity again, break their backs and leave.

We just can't seem to get the simple things. You show that you can make them pay and pay dearly and then declare victory and walk out when its obvious they got their ass handed to them. Its the semantics. Extended conflict snatches defeat from the jaws of Victory every. single. time.

Afghanistan will never be anything other than what it has been. State crushing works so much better than state building.

By Howie at 12:36 PM | Comments |

October 16, 2018

Meanwhile in Somalia

Remember the al-Shabaabs, well now they areal-Kebaabs!

The US military said Tuesday that an October 12 US "precision airstrike" near Harardhere, Somalia killed some 60 al Qaeda-affiliated fighters.

"We currently assess this airstrike killed approximately 60 terrorists," US Africa Command which oversees US military operations on the continent said in a statement.

Two US defense officials told CNN the strike was carried out by an unmanned drone.

The statement added that Africa Command currently assesses that no civilians were killed or injured in the strike.

The strike targeted the militants associated with the group al-Shabaab, al Qaeda's largest affiliate.

Lets boogie!

By Howie at 01:44 PM | Comments |

Well F*ck Me A Running

Mounir el Motassadeq was sentenced to just 15 years behind bars for accessory to murder in 2006, but received credit for time served after his initial arrest in 2001 — and was freed shortly before finishing even that stretch to be deported to his homeland.

German courts ruled that he was part of the so-called “Hamburg cell” with ringleader Mohamed Atta and two of the other extremists, and was aware the three planned to hijack and crash planes — if not all the details of the plot, which took 2,997 lives on Sept. 11, 2001.

El Motassadeq, who admitted to training at an al Qaeda camp in Afghanistan, helped “watch the attackers’ backs and conceal them” by paying their tuition and rent so they could keep up appearances as students in Germany as they plotted, the court found.

By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |

October 07, 2018

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Ultraloser Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Jordans going to jail! Jordan's going to Jail!

Jordan Hunt, 26, turned himself in to police Saturday.


Police allege that Hunt approached a group of anti-abortion protesters on Sunday, Sept. 30 at about 2:30 p.m. in the area of Keele Street and Bloor Street West and began to scribble on their signs and clothing with a marker.

When he was confronted by one of the protesters, Hunt kicked her in the shoulder, knocking the phone from her hand, police said.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000.

Also it seems this one of Jorday's hobbies. Bonus charge!
On Thursday, Aug. 2 at about 12 p.m., police were called to to the area of Dufferin Street and Dundas Street West for reports of an assault at an anti-abortion rally.

In that incident, Hunt has been charged with one count of assault.

Relentlessly mock Joran in comments, best mockery gets a Fatwa!

OK here we go, the I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Bubba for.

He got a purdy mouth.
Unoriginal and stereotypical. just like we like it. But something tells that maybe Jordan doesn't consider that, ur um, an unpleasant prospect.

Ewww. Anyway torm Saxon's Gall Bladder earns the Why U insult Holly Koran? Fatwa for this Haiku thingy, Rusty Digs those but he's a dork.

they never attack men
of robust health,
and there are not enough
karate women out there
In fact I'm so Haiku illiterate I'm not even sure it is one anyway. But it looks kinda like one maybe. So that's enough for me, I don't want to have to think that hard.

By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |

October 01, 2018

Sandcrawler BOLO: Cows!

Finally a decent story.


By Howie at 07:57 AM | Comments |