July 13, 2018

Fatwa This! Totally Not A Psycho Edition

Strozk's not crazy, you're the one who's crazy!


Caption this creepy AF image for a Fatwa.

By Howie at 07:16 AM | Comments |

July 11, 2018

Fatwa Mitch! (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of one of Mitch's protesters.

Fat jokes are not only allowed they are encouraged. Fat Jokes about Rusty get double dearth Fatwas even though he's not fat anymore.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued.

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Chef Boy-R-U-Fat for

An Antifa chick walks out of an Antipasto bar
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? issued against The Man from Athens for
Stop! I was gonna eat that!
And the Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against xtron for
I'll vote for you next Tuesday for a plate full of meatballs today

By Howie at 08:11 AM | Comments |

Ministry of Entertaining the Masses PASA: Palestinian Space Agency Edition

Best joke so far this year.

By Howie at 07:16 AM | Comments |

July 10, 2018

Breaking! Civilization Ends! Trump Nominates 'Gasp' Brett Kavanaugh To Supreme Court, Jews Promptly Take Over Moon

Run, run for your lives!

Things are totally out of control!

By Howie at 08:08 AM | Comments |

July 05, 2018

Good Gun Control: Right Smack in the Cranium Edition

The last thing he needed was another hole in his head, oh well.

On Wednesday night, a woman in Dallas, Texas, rescued her two toddlers after a man jumped into her SUV and tried to drive away with them. Michelle Booker-Hicks jumped into the passenger seat and ordered the man to stop the car. When he refused, she reached into the glove box, pulled out a gun and shot him in the head, causing him to drive into a utility pole.

The man was transported to a hospital; his injuries were not considered life-threatening. He will be charged with kidnapping, breaking and entering, and robbery.

Too bad he lived, better deterrent if they die.

By Howie at 01:37 PM | Comments |

July 04, 2018

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Space Man Edition

Update: Rewrite these headlines for a Fatwa.

Update II: Well it would help if comments worked, fixeded.

Update Fatwa's Issued! 75% chance of winning!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Man in the Moon for

Rusty Mars Uranus.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for
Uranus has really taken a pounding
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa not issued, no takers.

By Howie at 06:16 AM | Comments |

July 03, 2018

Iraqi Hanging Judge Hanging UK ISIS Losers

Oh well, it probably better than letting them go in the UK.

RAQ is sentencing to death British jihadis who have travelled to the Middle East country to fight for Islamic State (ISIS) – and they are being hanged in a bid to protect Britain, according to a judge.

A unknown number of UK citizens who left the country to join the Islamic terrorists are awaiting trial after they were captured on the battlefield in Iraq. Iraqi trials can last as little as 10 minutes and justice is swift and brutal.

Abdul Sattar Beraqdar, spokesman for the Supreme Judicial Council, said British members of ISIS deserve to die.

I just love stories with happy endings.

By Howie at 11:11 AM | Comments |

America! Islamic State of Losers Ministry of Finance Thunderstruck!

Take it away Vinnie!

Just in time for America Day!

By Howie at 07:18 AM | Comments |

July 02, 2018

French Thief Escapes Prison in Helicopter

Live coverage....

By Howie at 02:07 PM | Comments |

Death Fatwa Issues Against Adelaide imam Mohammed Tawhidi

Unfortunately its no joke.

ut Sheikh Mohammad Tawhidi - the outspoken Shia imam from Adelaide - has revealed the chilling threat which this week drove him into hiding.

'The Islamic ruling for this infidel is beheading,' said a message posted to his Facebook page last Saturday.

'I will pay $5000 for anyone who gets me his whereabouts, I'll organise the rest'.

A sleepless Imam Tawhidi, 34, shared the menacing message from an undisclosed location this week in a bid to highlight the gravity of his situation.

Religion of something something.

By Howie at 08:24 AM | Comments |

Where's Dr. Rusty Shackleford: Cat-tastrophy Edition

A dog was chasing Rusty, don't worry he's come down when he gets hungry enough.

By Howie at 08:14 AM | Comments |