January 30, 2018

Trump State of Union 2018

Its going to be Yuge!

Update: I was late ten minutes, which was about perfect. I was able to hang in there for 10 about minutes! The sacrifices I make, I tell you.

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Sandcrawler Predictions!

This seems an accurate forecast..

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January 27, 2018

Attn: Twitter User @khadim3322102



How about a big nice steaming cup of?


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January 25, 2018

The Farce Awakens!

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January 24, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: Coming Soon

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January 22, 2018

Who's Interests?

A nice argument for why its not in the National Interest for the FBI to look bad. So therefore we shouldn't question the FBI because its important.

Which sound kind of like the argument Stalin used in the USSR, you know these people question me, so...... it makes Russia look bad...... Pow!

So its in the People's interest that the FBI or for that matter the State Dept, or the EPA or the Congress or even the President is held to account. Always....

Because if they are not held to account when they do wrong, that damages their credibility more than anything, so holding them to account is not only in the people's interest its in the National Interest.....

Make whatever arguments you want pro or con, I don't care but our government and its agencies can never be beyond reproach, if they are, there is no America anymore.

At that point you might as well move to Cuba and just drink frozen fruity things on the beach.

By Howie at 08:38 AM | Comments |

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Strippers And Blo Edition

He's, you know, on a fishing trip in NYC:

A cardiologist who racked up a $135,000 tab during a three-night spree with four strippers at a New York City club is off the hook for the bill, a Manhattan judge has ruled.

Physician Zyad Younan, of Holmdel, New Jersey, was drugged by the strippers and then fleeced with fraudulent billing, Judge O’Neill Levy ruled Tuesday. Therefore, Younan was the victim of “criminal conduct” and is not responsible for the tab, Fox News reports.

Scores, the Midtown club where Younan was charged for private rooms, tips and booze over three nights in November 2013 — tried to collect on the tab in court even after the strippers pleaded guilty to the scam.

After dates with Pascucci and her “cousin” and “sister,” Younan said in court papers, he would awake in a hotel room with no memory of what had happened the night before.

Understandable, I mean strippers are always drugging and raping everybody.

Anyway click the link cause that dude has a shit eating smile like you've never seen.

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Kabul

The Taliban have attacked the Intercontinental Hotel .

Gunmen on Saturday launched an attack on Intercontinental Hotel in Kabul, according to Najib Danish, a spokesman for Afghanistan's interior ministry.

Special forces have arrived at the scene and are battling the attackers, Danish said. He did not provide details on the number of attackers or casualties.
The US State Department on Thursday warned of a possible impending attack in the Afghan capital.

"Security Alert for #Kabul, #Afghanistan: reports that extremist groups may be planning an attack against hotels in Kabul, such as the Hotel Baron near Hamid Karzai Int'l Airport," the agency tweeted.

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January 18, 2018

Deso Dogg Finally Really Dead Jim!

12th time is the charm.

Lets dance!

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January 17, 2018

75% US Terrorists Foreign Born

Gee that's a pretty high rate, I mean when you consider how small a population commits most all terrorist acts. Expect Liberals to be outraged by these racist facts.


ASHINGTON – On January 16, 2018, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) and the Department of Justice (DOJ) released a report revealing that three out of every four, or 402, individuals convicted of international terrorism-related charges in U.S. federal courts between September 11, 2001, and December 31, 2016 were foreign-born. Over the same period, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement removed approximately 1,716 aliens with national security concerns. Further, in 2017 alone DHS had 2,554 encounters with individuals on the terrorist watch list (also known as the FBI’s Terrorist Screening Database) traveling to the United States.

This report was prescribed by Executive Order 13780, Protecting the Nation from Foreign Terrorist Entry into the United States, which declared that “it is the policy of the United States to protect its citizens from terrorist attacks, including those committed by foreign nationals,” and directed a series of actions to enhance the security of the American people.

The actions directed by Executive Order 13780 have—among other things—raised the baseline for the vetting and screening of foreign nationals, improved our ability to prevent the entry of malicious actors, and enhanced the security of the American people.

“My top priority as Secretary of Homeland Security is to ensure the safety and security of the American people,” said Secretary Nielsen. “This report is a clear reminder of why we cannot continue to rely on immigration policy based on pre-9/11 thinking that leaves us woefully vulnerable to foreign-born terrorists, and why we must examine our visa laws and continue to intensify screening and vetting of individuals traveling to the United States to prevent terrorists, criminals, and other dangerous individuals from reaching our country. Without legislative change DHS will continue to see thousands of terrorists a year attempt to enter the United States, and while we must be right every time, the terrorists only need to be lucky once. Therefore, DHS has personnel deployed around the world and along our borders working with our global and domestic law enforcement partners to stop terrorists before they enter the homeland.”

“This report reveals an indisputable sobering reality—our immigration system has undermined our national security and public safety,” said Attorney General Sessions. “And the information in this report is only the tip of the iceberg: we currently have terrorism-related investigations against thousands of people in the United States, including hundreds of people who came here as refugees. Our law enforcement professionals do amazing work, but it is simply not reasonable to keep asking them to risk their lives to enforce the law while we admit thousands every year without sufficient knowledge about their backgrounds. The pillars of President Trump’s immigration policy—securing our porous borders, moving to a merit-based immigration system that ends the use of diversity visas and chain migration, and enforcing our nation’s laws—will make their jobs easier and make the United States a safer place.”

The report reveals that at least 549 individuals were convicted of international terrorism-related charges in U.S. federal courts between September 11, 2001, and December 31, 2016. An analysis conducted by DHS determined that approximately 73 percent (402 of these 549 individuals) were foreign-born. Breaking down the 549 individuals by citizenship status at the time of their respective convictions reveals that:

254 were not U.S. citizens; 148 were foreign-born, naturalized and received U.S. citizenship; and, 147 were U.S. citizens by birth.
According to information available to U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), since September 11, 2001, there were approximately 1,716 removals of aliens with national security concerns.
We now return you to your normal MSM coverage.

By Howie at 09:27 AM | Comments |

American ISIS Head Chopper Identified as Zulfi Hoxha

Remember this dickhead.


Yeah, hopefully Abu Hamza al-Amriki is dead by now, hopefully.

The clues are out there, if you know where to look. Scattered across far-flung corners of the internet, there is evidence that Zulfi Hoxha, the son of an Albanian-American pizza-shop owner from New Jersey, had sinister plans.

First there’s the defunct Twitter profile, which at one point engaged in a conversation with a State Department counter-propaganda account about the Islamic State. Then there’s the fact that he used the social-networking site Paltalk, a communications platform reportedly popular among Western jihadis. But none of it compares to the isis propaganda video that, according to multiple law-enforcement officials, shows Hoxha beheading captured Kurdish soldiers. If they are right about his identity, Hoxha is the first American Islamic State member known to be beheading individuals in such a video.

If not, he definitely needs killing.

Hat Tip: Joey.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

January 12, 2018

Sandcrawler PSA: I'm Going to Regret This Episode XCVII



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January 09, 2018

Fell Good Story of The Day: Hamas Dude Offs Himself

Sometimes problems just solve themselves.

One of our Top Ten “Fun” posts for 2017 concerned Muhammad Hemada Walid al-Quqa, the Hamas explosives chief who accidentally blew himself up. It’s what’s often called a “work accident.”

There was just another supposed work accident by another senior Hamas terrorist, who shot himself in the head while inspecting his weapon. Or at least it’s being claimed it was an accident.

Senior Hamas official Imad al-Alami, who is a key link between Gaza and Tehran, was shot in the head Tuesday morning, with the group’s spokesperson Fawzi Barhoum saying he accidentally discharged his own weapon while inspecting it.

Hamas-run Gaza Health Ministry spokesperson Dr. Ashraf al-Qidre said al-Alami is being treated at the intensive care unit in Gaza City’s Shifa Hospital and that his condition is critical.

Al-Alami, also known as Abu Hamam, was born in Gaza in 1956. He was one of the founders of Hamas, which controls the Gaza Strip, and served as the terror group’s main representative in Tehran for many years before moving to Damascus in 2008….

Al-Alami is unique among senior Hamas leaders for staying out of the press. He does not take part in press conferences nor is he active on any social media platform.

Oh he's not dead, he's a lingering vegetable. Too bad.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

January 07, 2018

John The Force Ghost McLaughlin

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January 03, 2018

First Jawa Jihad Winner of 2018

About that one raid, you know the one.

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) — Sean Andrew Duncan, 21, is scheduled to appear in a Federal Court in Virginia on Tuesday after his arrest late last week at his home in Sterling, Virginia.


Duncan lived in an apartment in the Borough of Aspinwall with his 36-year-old wife, Zakiya, and their newborn baby before they moved to Virginia.

Now, Duncan is facing federal charges involving his alleged ISIS connection.

More, complaint (pdf)

Anyway you can make fun of him here, but the FBI will probably get it. ;-)

By Howie at 09:14 AM | Comments |