October 20, 2017

Muslima Arrested For Inciting Rebellion

Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.

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Philippine security forces have arrested a 36-year-old Filipino woman suspected of recruiting, via social media, fighters from around the world for the ultra-radical Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

Karen Aizha Hamidon was arrested in Taguig city, an hour east of the capital Manila, on Oct 11, Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre announced at a news conference on Wednesday (Oct 18).

...According to a recent report by the Jakarta-based Institute for Policy Analysis of Conflict (IPAC), Hamidon had been dismissed by many in ISIS-inspired chat groups as a spy.

IPAC said she started appearing on Indonesian Telegram groups in August 2015 and aggressively advertised her various accounts on Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp to ISIS sympathisers around the world.

One of the Telegram groups she took part in was BUG, or Baqiyah United Group, created by an Indonesian woman, Aisyah Lina, whose husband was later arrested for terrorism. Lina then added Hamidon and Sirajuddin.

Around October 2015, Sirajuddin began claiming that Hamidon’s groups had been infiltrated by Indian police, and that she herself was a spy. A month later, another message appeared in Indonesia posted from the Philippines accusing Hamidon of gathering information via her online groups which led to the arrest of several militants.

Hamidon was also accused of sowing discord among ISIS sympathisers by disparaging foreign extremists operating in the Philippines.

Infiltrated? Nahh! That's crazy talk.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

Trump Drones Umar Khalid Khorasani

We would like to thank Pakistan for their STFU.

Jamaat-ul-Ahrar (JuA), a faction of the Pakistani Taliban, had claimed responsibility for many deadly attacks in the country, including a suicide bombing in a park in Lahore on Easter Sunday last year that killed 75 people including many children.

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"Chief of our Jamaat-ul-Ahrar Umar Khalid Khorasani, who sustained serious injuries in a recent US drone strike in Afghanistan s Paktia province, succumbed to his injuries Wednesday evening," JuA spokesman Asad Mansoor told AFP by telephone from an undisclosed location.

"At least nine close associates of Khorasani were also killed in the strike", he added.

Two US drone strikes on Monday along the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan killed at least 26 people including fighters from the Haqqani network which is allied to the Afghan Taliban.

You know what this means!

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Russians Run MSM?

So we find out this week that the Kremlintrolls interference pushed the same divisions we see in the MSM.

Pushing divisive stories about BLM and ANTIFA on the one hand while promoting the same types of stories on the far right. Even going so far as to recruiting former Occupy protest leaders to create a white nationalist narrative.

So what is striking to me is not really the Russians, whatever influence they had was a drop in the bucket compared to the MSM's amplification of the very same memes and narratives.

Its in times like these that a heavy dose of Apathy is probably the most healthy response.

By Howie at 08:09 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2017

Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Road Rage Edition

Rusty is under cover as a redneck. I think he's "in".

I was getting a snow cone and missed the whole damned thing.

By Howie at 08:10 AM | Comments |

October 17, 2017

Live Brooklyn Cowstream!

Run Bessie run!



Update: Brooklyn Cow is saved!

By Howie at 11:53 AM | Comments |

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? The Krispy Kreme Incident

Rusty came into some money!

A man who was arrested for possession of "methamphetamine" that turned out to be donut glaze recently received $37,500 from the city of Orlando

Rusty(sic) said Riggs-Hopkins initially was not sure what "sort of narcotic" she had discovered. "I kept telling them, 'That's…glaze from a doughnut," Rushing told the Orlando Sentinel. "They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first. Then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth.'"

...accused of possessing meth "with a weapon" (his legally carried handgun), which made a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison, into a second-degree felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He was handcuffed and taken to the county jail, where he was strip-searched and locked up for 10 hours before being released on $2,500 bail. Three days later, after a lab test found no illegal substance in the evidence recovered by Riggs-Hopkins, the charges against Rushing were dropped. The lab test was not specific enough to identify which brand of donut the glaze came from...

You know what this means? It means Shackleford is buying lunch!

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

Islamic State's Failure Is Complete

Its been fun....



I hear Sudan and Libya are a nice place to die try again.

By Howie at 08:30 AM | Comments |

October 16, 2017

Cornhole Watch: Ahmad Khan Rahimi

Ahmad Khan Rahimi is about to transition to a woman, though not willfully.

Ahmad Khan Rahimi, a 29-year-old U.S. citizen who was born in Afghanistan, faces a mandatory life sentence in prison after his conviction on charges including using a weapon of mass destruction and bombing a public place.

* cornhold? LMAO

By Howie at 11:20 AM | Comments |

Taliban Deny Raping American Hostage, Killing Baby

The Taliban denied Joshua Boyle's wife medical care while she was in their custody, this resulted in the death of a child she was carrying.

To make her feel better about it the Taliban raped her. Well they say they didn't but lying to Kuffar is permitted you know.

After being held hostage for five years by a Taliban-affiliated terrorist network in the mountains of Afghanistan, a Canadian man, his American wife and their three children born in captivity arrived in Toronto Friday night.

Joshua Boyle -- who arrived at Toronto's Pearson International Airport with his wife Caitlan Coleman and their children -- told reporters inside the Air Canada terminal that the Haqqani network killed a fourth child born in captivity, an infant daughter, and raped his wife, claims denied by the Taliban.

"The stupidity and the evil of the Haqqani networks, kidnapping of a pilgrim and his heavily pregnant wife engaged in helping ordinary villagers in Taliban-controlled regions of Afghanistan was eclipsed only by the stupidity and evil of authorizing the murder of my infant daughter, Martyr Boyle," Boyle said, revealing the murder of his daughter.

He added, about the alleged rape of his wife, "As retaliation of the repeated refusal to accept an offer that the criminal miscreants of the Haqqani had made to me. And the stupidity and evil of the subsequent rape of my wife, not as the lone action of one guard, but assisted by the captain of the guards and the commandant."

But expect to hear a lot about Horney Harvey's exploitation of women, but little about the Taliban's actual real world oppression.

By Howie at 10:43 AM | Comments |

Where's Rusty? The Fajita Incident

Apparently Rusty has been moonlighting as a corrections officer.

A South Texas juvenile justice department employee is accused of stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas over nine years through county-funded purchases.

The scheme unraveled Aug. 7 ...someone answered the phone at the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department kitchen...

A driver from Labatt Food Service in Harlingen was calling to inform the kitchen of an 800-pound delivery of fajitas.

The woman who answered the phone was alarmed: The juvenile department's kitchen does not serve fajitas.

What? Those poor kids are denied Fajitas? That's cruel! We demand that someone get those kids some Fajitas right now!

By Howie at 09:03 AM | Comments |

This Isn't the NFL We're Looking For

You know I'm not boycotting the NFL, and I don't care who kneels or who matters. Or what Trump tweets or doesn't.

I've been passing up NFL games for the same reason I've been dumping all those RNC fundraising letters, I hear they are raising more sough than ever though.

See its flipping 2017, not an election year and I as an America would like at least one (insert expletive or your choice here) day without the RNC, Trump or anyone else begging me for money or trying to sell me tickets to see dear leader.

The same goes for the NFL, I would like to take three hours to just tune out of life, including politics, all together and just sit there, brain dead, 3/4 drunk and wathc some big guys smash each other in the mouth for a while.

Its like a Calgon bath, for men.

But no, they went and ruined that too. Hell you can't even watch the Tonight Show or whatever the hell they call that crap anymore. I mean used to you could depend on a large breasted woman in a cocktail dress and few jokes at her expense right after the weather.

Anyway I'm not watching any more football till the politics are gone and it goes back to just hot cheerleaders, beer commercials and violent hits.

America, they've ruined it.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |

Juice!

I knew as soon as they let OJ out things would happen.


OMG!

By Howie at 08:07 AM | Comments |

October 15, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Sweet Volcano of Death Unstable

Well, this is the best news I've seen in a while, there is hope.



By Howie at 08:22 AM | Comments |

October 12, 2017

She Will Not Eat Them Here Nor There

She will not eat pomegranates anywhere!


Pomegranates are bad, Mkay?

By Howie at 03:26 PM | Comments |

Muslim Murders Coptic Priest

Hey Muslims always chase Christians with large knives, its just their culture bigots!



By Howie at 02:08 PM | Comments |

Taliban Release Caitlan Coleman and Josh Boyle

Good news.

ISLAMABAD (AP) — An American woman, her Canadian husband and their three young children have been released after years held captive by a network with ties to the Taliban.

U.S. officials say Pakistan secured the release of Caitlan Coleman and her husband, Canadian Joshua Boyle. The two were abducted five years ago while traveling in Afghanistan and have been held by the Haqqani network.

Coleman was pregnant when she was captured. The couple had three children while in captivity.

The family's current location, however, was unclear. And officials declined to say when the family planned to return to North America.

The U.S. has criticized Pakistan for failing to aggressively go after the Haqqanis.

A U.S. national security official, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing operation, commended Pakistan for their assistance.

Pakistan always held the cards on this. We're thankful for their release, for the criminal kidnapping and abuse by the Taliban, not so much.

By Howie at 07:37 AM | Comments |

October 11, 2017

TraMp Joins TriCk in Jahannam

Sally Jones is a greasy spot on the Syrian desert.


The world is a better place, lets dance!

By Howie at 05:38 PM | Comments |

October 10, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Public Not in Danger After Hand Chopping Incident

Remember when they could not figure out that the dead drug dealer was Tamerlan Tsarnaev's first victim?

I in fact saw the story about that murder but elected not top blog it because I'm, you know, a phobe.

So lets hope the solves this one.

West Springfield police responded to the apartment building at about 11 p.m. Monday. They found a bloody scene and the victim half inside an apartment with his legs extending into the common hallway.

The victim had “severe cutting injuries to his hands” and a “severe laceration to the crown of the head.”

The man was taken to a hospital, where he was stabilized and is expected to survive. His name was not made public.

Probably nothing..... but.... probably isn't certainly.

By Howie at 11:19 AM | Comments |

October 09, 2017

VIII


There better be some Jawas in it!

By Howie at 09:06 PM | Comments |

Columbus Rocks

So Spain discovered the new world? Funny they keep telling me it was white people, you know, who did all the bad stuff. And now you're telling me the Spanish were the real imperialists?

Who knew?

Anyway thanks Columbus because without you we'd all still be hunting buffalo with no horses, no guns. Ever try to kill a buffalo on foot with just a spear? It sucks.

By Howie at 10:20 AM | Comments |

Islamic State of Losers Surrenders Hawijah

Losers. They surrendered to the Kurds? But they said they wanted martyrdom?

A US Department of Defense release on the battle for Hawijah cites "many sources reporting more than 1,000 terrorists surrendered."

Unlike the battle for Mosul, once ISIS' largest Iraqi stronghold, the terrorist group "put up no fight at all, other than planting bombs and booby traps," Kurdish officials told The New York Times.

Strikingly, the same officials reported that ISIS commanders had ordered their fighters to turn themselves in, on the grounds that the Kurds would take prisoners while other opponents would be harsher.

Allah is going to be so disappointed.

By Howie at 10:13 AM | Comments |

El-Bahnasawy Wanted To Kill Thousands of Infidels

Islamic Terrorist El-Bahnasawy has pled guilty and will learn how long he will spend in Federal Prison on December 12.

According to the charges, El-Bahnasawy and Haroon declared their support for Islamic State and were inspired by deadly terrorist attacks in Paris and Brussels.

“We seriously need a car bomb at times square …. look at those crowds of people!” El-Bahnasawy said in one message to the undercover agent, according to court papers. He also expressed a desire to “shoot up concerts cause they kill a lot of people.”

“We just walk in with guns in our hands. That’s how the Paris guys did it,” he wrote, according to the charges.

He bought bomb-making materials in Canada, including about 40 pounds of hydrogen peroxide, which can be used to make a powerful explosive, along with batteries, Christmas lights and thermometers.

BTW the recipe El-Bahnasawy was using was publishing is Samir Khan/AQAP magazine called Inspire. So the damage that Samir did before he was droned is still reverberating. In case you thought that Islamic terrorist propaganda is benign. Its not.

By Howie at 10:07 AM | Comments |

Iran and Turkey Pretty Sure Jews Put Silly Idea About Freedom in Kurds Heads

Press TV: Where the Global Zionist Kihnspiracy is always front page news.

Chairman of Iran's Expediency Council Ayatollah Mahmoud Hashemi Shahroudi warns the United States and the Israeli regime are behind a “dangerous and treacherous” plot to partition Iraq, following an independence referendum held in the Arab country’s semi-autonomous Kurdistan region.

“It is crystal clear that the US and Israel are the architects of this dangerous move and plot in the region and they seek to create a new Israel in the region,” Hashemi Shahroudi said during a meeting of the council in Tehran on Saturday.

He expressed great sorrow over efforts to instigate another act of sedition in Iraq’s Kurdistan region and break up the Muslim country, emphasizing that the secessionist “move is undoubtedly a major act of treachery against the region and the Muslim world.”
Interesting that the Kurds are majority Sunni Muslim, Yet the Sunni Turks and Iranian Shia, both former imperial powers both agree that these Kurdish Muslims should never have self determination.

Both coddle and finance ISIS, Hamas and AQ so long as its killing Kurds, Jews or Americans. You know, free decent people ruling themselves... that is what they are both against. That little Shia/Sunni schism can wait so long as there are more important things, like Free Kurds to attend to.


By Howie at 09:56 AM | Comments |

October 06, 2017

POS of The Day: Zameer Ghumra

Everyone wave buh bye to Zameer.

A man who showed a beheading video to a child has been convicted of disseminating "terrorist propaganda".

Pharmacist Zameer Ghumra, of Leicester, showed the boy a graphic Twitter video on his mobile phone.

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Nottingham Crown Court heard the 38-year-old also told two primary school-age youngsters "you had to kill" anyone who insulted Islam.

Ghumra, who will be sentenced on Friday, had claimed the two boys were making "a false allegation".

He was convicted of disseminating "terrorist propaganda" in the form of a graphic Twitter video on his mobile phone, between January 2013 and September 2014.
During the trial, prosecutor Simon Davis said Ghumra believed in a "very, very, very extreme" form of Islam.

Under Islam his sentence should be death, for spreading Fitna and warping young Muslim's minds.

By Howie at 10:52 AM | Comments |

October 04, 2017

Meanwhile in Africa

Apparently we are at war in Niger? Who knew?

The Russians apparently want you to read about it.

https://alboenews.net/2017/10/04/breaking-u-s-and-niger-forces-attacked/

Anyway here's a hopefully un-amplified version.

A joint patrol of U.S. and Niger troops came under attack in southwest Niger on Wednesday, a spokesman for U.S. Africa Command confirmed after Radio France International (RFI) reported a lethal ambush near the Niger/Mali border.

“We can confirm reports that a joint U.S. and Nigerien patrol came under hostile fire in southwest Niger,” said a spokesman for U.S. Africa Command. He did not comment on RFI’s report that several U.S. soldiers had died in the attack.,

Ahh The Company is #4 on google below the sponsored, makes sense.

But probably a total coincidence. I'm almost sure.

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By Howie at 07:04 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler Travel Advisory: Visit Exciting Exotic Karachi Pakistan!

Join the funin Karachi, were you can truly have the full Islamic experience!

http://www.newkerala.com/news/fullnews-277244.html

No women! No wine! Bacha bazi all day long!

Pakistan's commercial hub Karachi has been serving as an attractive base for global jihadi groups such as al-Qaeda and its affiliates since the 9/11 attacks in the United States.

"Although the number of high-profile al-Qaeda members arrested in Karachi dropped after the first few years following 9/11, the number of the militant outfits in the metropolis and the arrest of al-Qaeda individuals has picked up since the group formally created al-Qaeda in the Indian Subcontinent (AQIS) in September 2014, ' The News International reports.

The research report titled 'al-Qaeda in Pakistan: A metric problem?' has been published in a special edition of the Combating Terrorism Centre (CTC) Sentinel, a publication of the US military academic institution, analyzing al-Qaeda over the past 16 years since 9/11, which shows the global terror group's presence in the city has been growing in recent years. The data also points that in 16 years, the challenges posed by the group in the region have extended well beyond Afghanistan.

Hmm? American reports on Kremlintroll sites.

Anyway I didn't want that link to be clickable. But is Karchi a terrorist shithole? Um.... yeah...

By Howie at 07:30 AM | Comments |

October 02, 2017

Wow

I was busy...... you know, doctors and Siemens scanners and shit.

Now I missed some nut going nutters and the Tom Petty thing, what a drag.

But I'm alive! Praise Jesus!

My sincere condolences to all the families everywhere hurting and to the injured who I know personally some of what they are going through.

But there ARE a lot of good people out there.

I was just in what is portrayed on the news as a place of terrible racial tension. Almost every person who served me today is of color, they are wonderful. Never a cross word. And I see the best of America on every trip. Its so beautiful.

I was even caught up in a Midwest Dirtfarm pay it forward at McDonald's early this morning. Weird huh?

That is what its all about.

By Howie at 10:36 PM | Comments |

October 01, 2017

OJ Released

OJ is out there somewhere.....

O.J. Simpson became a free man at 12:08 a.m. Sunday when he was released from Lovelock Correctional Center in Northern Nevada.


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Simpson was released from prison and out on parole after serving nine years for armed robbery, Nevada Department of Corrections spokeswoman Brooke Keast confirmed Sunday morning.

She said he was released from Lovelock Correctional Center in Northern Nevada at 12:08 a.m. Sunday, just minutes after he was eligible for release.

Gee I hope he doesn't see all those Jawa Juice memes.

By Howie at 09:21 AM | Comments |