September 29, 2017

Video: Progressive Democracy in Action

Is on the move in Uganda.

I dig that James Brown spin move the one dude makes. So cool.

By Howie at 09:29 AM | Comments |

September 28, 2017

Buzzkill: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Alive

Dammit dammit sonofabitch....

The Islamic State ​on Thursday ​released a​n audio recording of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi​, whom the Russians said they killed in June, indicating the notorious terror leader may still be alive.

​The ​46-minute recording was released by the IS-run al-Furquan news outlet on Thursday, but it wasn’t clear when it was made, although Baghdadi refers to North Korea’s threats against the United States and Japan in the message.

By Howie at 01:04 PM | Comments |

September 27, 2017

Ministry of Jiggly: Shortage

You know what this blog needs, more boobs.

Working in slow mo - long day 📷 @victornappe

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I mean there are things that matter and things that don't. Boobs matter!

Update: Hugh Hefner has passed away. Heff helped young men learn what girls are in a pretty good way. As a Baptist I think that when young men show an interest in young ladies, its a good sign...


By Howie at 01:34 PM | Comments |

September 26, 2017

Islamic Culture 101 Lesson 1

When Jews die you pass out candy, its just their culture.

Bigots! Would you criticize white Germans for Nazism!?!?

Wait, maybe that's a bad example. I'll get back to you.

By Howie at 08:54 AM | Comments |

How To Liberate Women Under Islam In Under 1000 Rapins

First, your right hand must poses them, then you pass them around till one of the Muj marries her, then she gets privileges, like going to Market wrapped in a black trash bag. Awesome!

They were choosing the prettiest and most beautiful girls for the ISIS leadership,” said Seeham. Desperate to make herself look as unattractive as possible, Seeham cut her eyelashes, smeared ash on her face and avoided bathing. “I wore the clothes of elderly women. We would cover our faces with scarves and make some crazy movements to try and look ugly. I put a white cloth on my head to look older, anything to avoid being taken by them.”

Yazidi women quickly realized that ISIS placed a higher value on unmarried girls, so many would say they were married even if they weren’t. They would even pretend their nephews, nieces or young siblings were their children. Seeham’s daughter was just 4 months old at the time. Even though she was feeding her child with baby formula, Seeham would pretend to breastfeed her in front of ISIS members to remind them that she was a married woman.

Seeham’s attempts to repel ISIS worked for about six months. Then one day she was selected.

She was "selected". As in Injected, Inspected, Detected, Infected, Neglected and Selected....

Yet modern liberals won't quite get that. Because they have no values.

By Howie at 08:19 AM | Comments |

September 21, 2017

Swiss Imams Charged For Jihadtube Activities

I've seen these videos, while they appear at first to be informational, they are really to provide a supporting platform for terrorists but without the al-Furqan watermark.


Three senior leaders of one of Switzerland's most visible Islamic organizations were indicted today after a nearly two year investigation into videos that one of the leaders made in Syria, including interviews with senior al-Qaeda leaders.

The charges were announced today by the Office of the Attorney General, which will be heard by the Federal Criminal Court...

The OAG alleges that the accused offered the leading al-Qaeda member in question “a prominent multilingual multimedia platform from which to advantageously portray and promote both himself and the ideology of al-Qaeda, the terrorist organisation he represents”.

The OAG claims to have proof that this increased the appeal of al-Qaeda to existing and potential members around the world, thus promoting the organisation’s criminal activities.

By Howie at 01:27 PM | Comments |

Dear Rasmea Odeh

Don't let the door hit you where Allah split you.

Today was the day. Convicted terrorist murderer and immigration fraudster Rasmea Odeh’s last day on U.S. soil.

She’s been stripped of her citizenship and put on a plane out of O’Hare for Jordan, where she’ll join convicted terrorist murderer Ahlam Tamimi, the mastermind of the Sbarro Pizzeria Massacre.

By Howie at 07:51 AM | Comments |

September 20, 2017

Feed Good Video of The Day: Kilroy Drones ISIS Execution

Look at all the little Daeshbags flee!

By Howie at 11:04 AM | Comments |

September 19, 2017

Meanwhile In Mexico City (104 Killed)

Terrible earthquake in Mexico City.

Update: Its horrible... And on the Anniversary of THE big Mexican quake.

We pray for Mexico City. Despite, you know, things. We love you.

Here is some late coverage at Dallas Morning News' Website:

MEXICO CITY — At least 104 people are believed dead after a magnitude 7.1 earthquake rocked central Mexico on Tuesday, collapsing buildings and scattering rubble on streets less than two weeks after another quake left 90 dead in the country's south.

Mexican media broadcast images of multiple downed buildings in densely populated parts of Mexico City and nearby Cuernavaca to the south. To the east, in Cholula, the towers of some of the city's famous churches had fallen, Interior Secretary Diodoro Carrasco of Puebla State said.

By Howie at 02:41 PM | Comments |

CNN Documentary on Sharia4Belgium Losers

Especially Fouad, he needs a one way ticket to hell.

Hey Fouad, remember back when I obliterated all your websites? Good times. Good times.

By Howie at 08:15 AM | Comments |

September 15, 2017

Pat Condell States The Obvious

By Howie at 07:45 AM | Comments |

Bomb on London Train

Apparently the bomb caused injuries even though it did not go off as planned.

Here is a pic what's left of it.


At least 18 people were taken to the hospital, whomever planted the bomb is sill at large.

By Howie at 07:30 AM | Comments |

September 14, 2017

Hamza Who?

Paging Seal Team 6. Clean up on Aisle 6.

So anyone care to speculate of Hamza is in Iran or Pakistan? I'll take Iran.

By Howie at 12:30 PM | Comments |

He Doesn't See Us Azzam

Keep filming...


Something more recent.

There is chattert hat Russia used a FOAB on ISIS this week. Anyway maybe after this post Saint Petersburg will stop trying to hack me?

Yeah I know its an oldie....

By Howie at 08:20 AM | Comments |

And Now.... Rocket Bloopers

Rockets are cool.

By Howie at 07:39 AM | Comments |

September 12, 2017

Attn: Twitter User متعمق @habalanat23

I saw you out there acting like a dick on 9/11.



Buy bye!


By Howie at 11:10 AM | Comments |

Where's Rusty? Never Tell Me The Odds Edition

Rusty! You're coming in too hot!

Another happy landing!

By Howie at 09:42 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Run For Your Lives!

The only question now is how will Trump handle hot lava?

Hold me!

By Howie at 08:07 AM | Comments |

As-Sahab Media Can S*** It

al-Zawahiri released a Cd he masturbates to in his Pakistani cave.

Al-Qaeda marked the 16th anniversary of 9/11 by releasing previously unseen footage of Mohand al-Shehri, one of the hijackers aboard United Airlines Flight 175 that crashed into the South Tower of the World Trade Center,

Al-Shehri, 22, was a Saudi who trained in Chechnya and Afghanistan months before being granted a student visa to the United States. He arrived in the U.S. four months before the attacks and trained on a flight simulator in Vero Beach, Fla.

By Howie at 07:16 AM | Comments |

September 11, 2017




By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |

September 02, 2017

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? Who's Taco Bell?!?! Our Taco Bell!!! Edition

Rusty is on a deep cover assignment infiltrating domestic terror groups.


Anyway, caption contest?

By Howie at 03:15 PM | Comments |

What Climate Change Means After Houston

You see that there water line, add two meters and don't build below that.

I know, that land will have to return to agriculture and new houses will have to compete with existing agriculture for land, and we'll need transportation....

Or you can tax carbon, which might do a little to slow it down maybe, if everyone in the world sopped cutting trees and never burned anything.... or something.

Anyway, none of this will happen. People will rebuild and there will be more storms.

Carry on.

By Howie at 02:51 PM | Comments |

September 01, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: The Sleestaks Are Taking Over!

By Howie at 09:08 AM | Comments |

Right Wing Zionists Vow To Endeavor to Persevere

She loves us! She really loves us!

omen’s March organizer Linda Sarsour joined fellow supporters of former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick at a rally on Wednesday, vowing that law enforcement activists and “right wing Zionists” will not keep them quiet.

“We will not be silenced by blue lives matter—by white supremacists—by neo Nazis—by right wing Zionists. Expect us anytime there is a fight for justice or a fight against injustice,” Sarsour said in her remarks to the crowd, who stood in front of the Park Avenue building that houses the offices of the National Football League.

By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |