January 30, 2017

Media Totally Islamophobic About Quebec Mosque Cultural Expressions

Well a couple radical Muslims went on a shooting spree at a Quebec Mosque because they thought the Muslims inside were the wrong kind of Muslims.

They were Shia-o-phobes or something. Would you all buy Moder-o-phobes?

Six people were shot dead and eight others were wounded in a “barbaric” massacre at a mosque in Quebec City, Canada, police said.

Police and politicians are calling it a terrorist attack, La Presse reports.

Two suspects are in custody, authorities said. Police are searching for a possible third suspect or other accomplices, but do not believe anyone other than the two men in custody were directly involved in the attack. They have not been identified, and a motive for the shooting has not been released.

I'm not sure why the uproar, this is Islamic Culture. They spend a lot of time and energy among themselves bickering about who the right kind of Muslim is. If you're going to have Islamic Culture you just have to get used to the things Muslims do. Like shooting up each other at prayer time. Its an enriching cultural experience.

I just can't believe you bigots.

Update: Wow, Some change of events since I last posted.

The suspect in the deadly attack on a Quebec City mosque was known in the city's activist circles as a right-wing troll who frequently took anti-foreigner and anti-feminist positions and stood up for U.S. President Donald Trump.

Alexandre Bissonnette, 27, a student at Laval University who lived on a quiet crescent in the Cap-Rouge suburb of Quebec City, faces six counts of first-degree murder for a shooting that killed six people and wounded 19 others. Police initially arrested a person they considered a second suspect but they later backtracked, saying he was a witness.

Mr. Bissonnette's online profile and school friendships revealed little interest in extremist politics until last March when French nationalist leader Marine Le Pen visited Quebec City and inspired Mr. Bissonnette to vocal extreme online activism, according to people who clashed with him.

Sigh...

By Howie at 08:09 AM | Comments |

January 26, 2017

Meanwhile in Austria

It seems the Austrians have an issue with radical Islamists.

Mosques and flats have been stormed by 800 Austrian police in a bid to break the network of a preacher suspected of brainwashing teenagers to fight for ISIS.

Authorities say eight people have been arrested after the huge anti-terror raids which took place across Graz and in the capital Vienna.

Officers entered apartments and unofficial mosques in the two cities as part of the crackdown, which targeted people from the former Yugoslavia suspected of establishing a jihadist network in Austria, according to Austrian media.

...police said the raids allegedly focused on the network of a Muslim preacher from Bosnia who was jailed for 20 years last July in Graz for recruiting young fighters to ISIS.

The accused, known as Ebu Tejma, is thought to have 'brainwashed' dozens of people aged between 14 and 30 and enlisted a number of them to fight for ISIS in Syria.

Ok some background on Ebu Tejma.
An alleged Islamic hate preacher has been arrested over claims he is the terror mastermind who recruited the two Austrian jihad 'poster girls' and more than 160 others who joined ISIS.

Samra Kesinovic, 17, and Sabina Selimovic, 16, became radicalised through the cell led by unemployed benefits claimant Ebu Tejma, 33, who lived with his pregnant wife and five children in a council flat in Vienna, Austria.

It was stuffed with jewellery, cash and savings books worth a fortune when it was stormed by Austria's elite heavily-armed police special forces team WEGA.

OK, so Ebu Temja is in jail, the Austrian police have conducted raids, the threat is over right? He is no longer recruiting....

Wrong.

Leave it to Jihaditube to host Ebu Temja's recruiting drive while he is detained. So the danger is not over. Right this minute a young Muslim is being brainwashed to run you down by Ebu Temja on Youtube.


By Howie at 07:57 AM | Comments |

January 25, 2017

Younes Abdullah Muhammad aka Jesse Morton Headed Back to Federal Prison

As l0ng time readers will know Jawa Report has a very special relationship to the now defunct Islamist group Revolution Muslim which was an offshoot of the NY chapter of the Islamic Thinkers Society, or as we like to all them the Islamic Stinkers.

But I digress.

Anyway the leader of Revolution Muslim one Younes Abdullah Muhammad aka Jesse Morton was released from Federal Prison last year and had landed a job at George Washington University’s Program on Extremism.

So while Jesse never left Islam he had repented from his old radical and intolerant ways, so much so that he started seeing hookers since his wife is um, well not putting out. At least not to Jesse.

So to make the situation worse Jesse brought a hooker who was also a snitch some cocaine.

Oppps!

Jesse Morton made national headlines when he was accused in federal court of using his Revolution Muslim website to encourage attacks against the creators of “South Park” and others he said were enemies of Islam.

After he was convicted, the Virginia man became an FBI informant. Once released from prison, he joined a D.C.-area think tank focused on studying extremism, saying he hoped to “make amends” through his work.

But Morton, now 38, again faces legal troubles after being arrested and accused of bringing cocaine to meet a prostitute. He is due in court next week and could return to prison.

Morton is no longer working as a research fellow at George Washington University’s Program on Extremism, a spokesman confirmed.

Morton was once deemed by federal prosecutors as dangerous to “the very freedoms on which our society is based.” But even before leaving prison, he has said in an interview, he began working undercover on counterterrorism operations. He was released in 2015 after serving less than a third of his 11½ -year prison sentence and hired by GWU the following year.

According to court documents, Morton was arrested on Dec. 28 in a sting operation by Fairfax police. He answered an ad on Backpage.com for a prostitute, police said. When he showed up at the Governor House Inn & Suites in Falls Church, he was arrested. Police say they found cocaine and a glass pipe in his pack of Marlboro cigarettes. In his car, they said they found another device for smoking crack cocaine. He is charged with possession with manufacturing a controlled substance and residing in a bawdy place.

So on top of it all Jesse got out of prison early as a reward for being an informant.

A story that surely won't help him get along.

The moral of this story, Don't f*ck with Jawas.

By Howie at 04:22 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: BOLO Red Panda

A Red Panda is on the run in Virginia.....


So if you hear something in your fridge late at night, it's probably that.

But still approach with caution.


Hat Tip: Mark.

By Howie at 07:49 AM | Comments |

January 24, 2017

Snowflake of the Day

LMAO


Bless her heart.

By Howie at 12:23 PM | Comments |

January 23, 2017

Banned From Jihadtube :Boobies
Not banned from Jihadtube, Death to America

Its against Youtube's rules to attack on the basis of national origin, unless its America. Then fire away.


BTW: Youtube has restored SI's swimsuit channel but not their videos.

By Howie at 02:47 PM | Comments |

Youtube Bans Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Channel (Update: Faith Restored!)

It appears that boobs are no longer allowed on the interwebs.

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Hey that looks clickable!

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I felt a great disturbance in The Force as if millions boobs cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced!

Jawa Report: Only running the really important stories of the day.

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Update: Dan Freeman helps us out with our boob fix below the fold.

Update: Jihadtube restored the channel but none of their videos.

Update: At last all is as it should be.

Update: Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?

Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?
Mutiny and stay on Cook Island? go back to civilization?

The choice seems pretty clear.

By Howie at 01:38 PM | Comments |

January 22, 2017

Worst. Hijab. Ever.

I thought this tweet deserved a post:


By DMartyr at 01:55 PM | Comments |

January 21, 2017

From Missouri With Love

From Missouri, with love.

The Pentagon released a series of videos from the airstrikes southwest of Sirte, Libya


By Howie at 11:07 AM | Comments |

January 20, 2017

President Trump

Doesn't it feel good to finally have a President who speaks of America more than himself?

Trump's inauguration speech in a word cloud:

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The speech:

A transcript of the speech can be found HERE.

By DMartyr at 04:08 PM | Comments |

January 19, 2017

The Last Immigrant

Welcome to America!


Send him back! Why do we have to feed and house him?

By Howie at 06:38 PM | Comments |

January 18, 2017

Obama 48 Hours!

Well I can certainly say that this experiment in applying Illinois political leadership on a national level is almost to come to an end.

Don't get me wrong, that one speech Obama gave that made him President was pretty good. It was destiny.

I'm surprised we're still standing actually, so um, better than expected?


By Howie at 07:27 AM | Comments |

January 11, 2017

Religion of Break the Cross

I'm told, "Break the Cross" is a term of endearment and love Muslims use for followers of Isa.


I didn't buy it either.

By Howie at 07:11 PM | Comments |

Live From Jamaica Shaykh Abdullah Faisal Preaches Support For Islamic State

Its on Jihadtube, where else?


This is DANGEROUS! This is no laughing matter. This man has preached Jihad for years untouched. You need but look at the latest ISIS Baby's Snuf Kuffar vidoe to see the results of this man's work.

By Howie at 07:04 PM | Comments |

The Mother of All Press Conferences

See, I told you all you were underestimating the entertainment value of a Trump Presidency

Buckle up Jawas!

By Howie at 04:48 PM | Comments |

January 10, 2017

Watersportsgate Pencatine Edition

I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Trump.

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It was a Joke Mr. Trump I swear to God.

By Howie at 09:13 PM | Comments |

Boomah of The Day



By Howie at 02:22 PM | Comments |

Attention Twitter User @ukhtid1 Ukhti Al Almania

https://twitter.com/ukhtid1

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The Muslima says.

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To which Jawa says.

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By Howie at 10:01 AM | Comments |

January 09, 2017

Rogue Life


By Howie at 02:28 PM | Comments |

This is Not The Total And Utter Failure We're Looking For

A terrorist, known to the FBI BTW as a terrorist but we don't want to be called Islamophobic or anything by acting before we have dead bodies, murdered five people at Ft. Lauderdale airport.

TMZ has obtained surveillance video from Friday’s terror attack at Ft. Lauderdale International Airport that shows the first shots fired by Esteben Santiago.

In the video, you can see Santiago causally take the handgun from his waistband and open fire while passengers run for cover:

The terrorist claims allegiance to Islamic State. No biggie.

Oh my God!, FOUR! people died from a winter storm, gasp!

Someone get David Muir on scene, Stat!

Move along. Move along.

By Howie at 07:35 AM | Comments |

January 05, 2017

Obama's More Average America Policy Gets Results

I'm kind of fascinated by the press this Russian propaganda/WikiLeaks thing is getting.

After all Obama stated at the beginning of his term that American exceptionalism was ending. That we were surrendering the title Worlds Last Remaining Super Power. The result is as predictable as the sunrise.

Which I think is good on some level. I mean that title is like a target on your back. The world is much better off with several competing and cooperating large powers.

But the consequence of a less powerful or less influential America, to sharing power more equally is naturally that nations like China and Russia move in world standing by default.

So personally I like Cold War II, its sure beats the heck out of eternal WWIII that we've been going through.

But you have to expect that a more relatively powerful Russia will have more influence. Possibly even influence in our own media. Its not as if we're above broadcasting VOA worldwide nor doing our own hacking of Russia.

In the end the truth is we both have always attempted to influence the public opinion each other's populations. What effect that influence has is debateable. I doubt it changes much of anything.

Trump won basically the same way Putin wins. The way Obama won, and every other president for that matter, based on his Charisma as a person. Not to mention that natural see-saw effect of America, we love to switch over now and then.

But whatever, so long as eyes are on some imagined or real conflict between the big dogs it will work over time to put a lid on some of these smaller conflicts.

In fact given Trump's history of taking control of the narrative I'm not sure that this whole thing is not exactly what Trump wants. Possibly Obama is setting the state he wants when he takes office.

So that's my Kihnspiracy theory for the day.

I intend to stick with it. Anyway the threat of global nuclear annihilation si something I grew up with. It makes me comfortable.

By Howie at 11:25 AM | Comments |

January 04, 2017

Jawa Crusade! Please Save Kittehz! Lifes! (Update! Kitteh Is Saved!)

Dammit someone save the kitty! This is THE moment the internet was made for!


Update: Kitteh is saveded!


Update!: Videohs of the rescuez!



By Howie at 06:53 PM | Comments |

And Now a Message From Darth Spitz

Once more the Spitz will rule The Galaxy!


By Howie at 06:10 PM | Comments |

Ministry of Entertaining The Masses: Real Muslimas!

From our fearless leader!


Fatwa?

By Howie at 10:44 AM | Comments |

January 03, 2017

Reminiscence When Assad Allowed al-Qaeda Passage and Lived To Regret It

When Syria let terrorists pass through to Iraq to fight the US it was "causing mischief"

When Turkey let loads of terrorists pass through on their way to Iraq and Syria for similar reasons, then it boomerangs on Erdogan, that's a tragedy.

Just so you all know the difference.

By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |