November 30, 2016


Something very bizarre has surfaced in the wake of the 2016 Presidential election.

In the midst of the WikiLeaks email releases, observers noticed odd references to certain Italian foods, particularly pizza, that seem to be a favorite of some Democratic DC elites. On the surface, some of it seems very innocuous, like mentions of pool parties and pasta dinners.

But the email that triggered the viral explosion of #PizzaGate accusations was one particular email to John Podesta from Susan Sandler:


Now, this would not have caught my attention because, while oddly worded, the text had no significance to me. However, according to some sources, the handkerchief question seems to be heavily coded. For example, in pedophilia circles to appears to be a common practice to place a handkerchief under the victim during abuse. The fluids collected create a "map," or a memento of sorts. The word "pizza" is supposedly used by pedophiles to indicate a girl is being used.

Other emails have food references in odd configurations have been speculated as being coded phrases. In another example, Herbert Sandler asks John Podesta, "Do you think I’ll do better playing dominos [sic] on cheese than on pasta?" Apparently in pedophilia code, "cheese" means a little girl (as opposed to "pizza" meaning simply "girl"), "pasta" means a little boy, and "dominos" refers to domination sex games.

Reaching, right? But read the emails again. Links are provided to the original WikiLeaks emails. Who writes like that? Who has "pizza-related" handkerchief maps? Who plays dominoes on cheese?

I know, so far this is very thin, conspiratorial speculation. But then I came across something that really shocked me. This is John Podesta and his brother Tony:


This is the e-fit composites of the suspect(s) wanted in connection to the abduction of Madeleine McCann in 2007. These composites, I believe, were issued in 2013:


Strangely, the Podesta emails hacked by WikiLeaks does not include any emails for the day Madeleine McCann disappeared. There are unconfirmed FBI sources that claim the Podestas were in Praia da Luz, Portugal on the day Madeleine McCann disappeared. The brothers were apparently visiting known pedophile Clement Freud (grandson of the famous Sigmund Freud) at the time, but that is just a whole new can of worms. Freud's home was less than half a mile from where Madeleine was abducted.

These pedophilia accusations against John Podesta did not start with the 2016 WikiLeaks email scandal. Andrew Breitbart was tweeting about links between Podesta and child sex slavery as far back as 2011, shortly before he died. (I'm not going to get into the conspiratorial theories of Breitbart's death.)


These few points that are most prominent to me only touches the surface of the conspiracy theories circling around #PizzaGate. One could write an entire dissertation on the subject and the coincidental connections to the Clinton Foundation. The more I read about it, the more I feel like Alice falling down the rabbit hole. It just keeps getting curiouser and curiouser.

I leave you with a useful video that outlines most of what we know so far about #PizzaGate. I am not saying I believe everything in the video, but it is a great starting point if you are new to #PizzaGate and want a summary of the "evidence."

By DMartyr at 12:01 PM | Comments |

November 28, 2016

Somali Immigrant Killed in Attack on Ohio State University

There has been a lot of chatter about an active shooting situation this morning at Ohio State University,

Here is the dead perp.

Police confirm the suspect who drove a car into a crowd of people and began attacking them with a butcher knife on the campus of The Ohio State University is dead.

Columbus fire officials tell NBC4 nine people were transported to local hospitals, and all nine victims have non-life-threatening injuries. The patients were split among OSU Wexner Medical Center, OhioHealth Grant Medical Center and OhioHealth Riverside Methodist Hospital.

OSU president Michael Drake says the sole suspect drove a car into a group of people, got out and began to cut them with a butcher knife. A police officer arrived within a minute of the attack and shot and killed the attacker.

Victims were hospitalized with injuries including stab wounds, injury by motor vehicle and other injuries that are being evaluated.

Campus remains open during the continued investigation, although classes have been canceled for the remainder of the day.

...One student told NBC News she was walking down the street when she saw a car plow into a crowd of people who had evacuated an academic building during a fire alarm.

“This car just swerved and ran into a whole group of people,” said Nicole Kreinbrink. “It hit a cop really bad.”

Update: NBC reports the dead man, the attacker was named Abdul Razaq Ali Artan.
Law enforcement officials told NBC News the suspect's name is Abdul Razaq Ali Artan, an 18-year-old student at the university. He was a Somali refugee who left his homeland with his family in 2007, lived in Pakistan and then came to the United States in 2014 as a legal permanent resident of the United States, officials said.

He attended Columbus State Community College for two years, graduating cum laude with an associates degree before moving onto Ohio State to continue his studies. He told a campus publication that on his first day at OSU, he was "kind of scared" to pray in public.

"If people look at me, a Muslim praying, I don't know what they're going to think, what's going to happen," Artan was quoted as saying in the Lantern.

More on Artan here at the Independent Journal Review:
Arian was apparently profiled in The Lantern’s “Humans of Ohio State” section, in which he complained about not having a designated area to pray on campus.
Earlier reports on the identity of the suspect were incorrect, we regret the error.

Update: Like Rusty says, "terrorist mentions Anwar al-Awlaki", never fails. ABC News’ Mike Levine reports that investigators are looking into a “declaration” that was posted on Artan’s Facebook page. The rant reads, according to Levine, “I am sick and tired of seeing [Muslims] killed & tortured EVERYWHERE.” The post also mentions New Mexico-born terrorist recruiter Anwar al-Awlaki.
Update: ISIS claims the attack.

But of course they would claim it, if they did it or not. But the ISIS video how to kill a Kuffar was released one day before the attack, not a coincidence in my book.

By Howie at 01:39 PM | Comments |

Judge Approves Dylann Roof Suicide

Dylann Roof is a scumbag, Dylann Roof has been found competent to stand trial in his death penalty case. Dylann Roof is representing himself.

I fail to see a problem with that.

By Howie at 10:36 AM | Comments |

ISIS in Desperation Directly Attacks Israel

Because ISIS has always talked of attacking Israel but was smart enough not to actually do it.

Well that is out the window, with predicable results. Israel wiped the floor with the,.

Care to try again? Please oh please try again, I actually beg of you to try again.

By Howie at 10:07 AM | Comments |

Shameless Promotion

Our hero is back!

By Howie at 09:52 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Save Bigfoot!

Bigfoot is an endangered species, I mean super duper endangered.

By Howie at 09:43 AM | Comments |

November 26, 2016

Fidel Castro Finally Kicks the Bucket

Read this tearjerking obit of the communist revolutionary here at the NYT's.

Fidel Castro, the fiery apostle of revolution who brought the Cold War to the Western Hemisphere in 1959 and then defied the United States for nearly half a century as Cuba’s maximum leader, bedeviling 11 American presidents and briefly pushing the world to the brink of nuclear war, died Friday. He was 90.

His death was announced by Cuban state television.

Or throw a party.

Whichever you like. We won't send the sekrit popo after you for dancing.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |

November 25, 2016

Sandcrawler Closed: RIP Mrs. Brady

The Sandcrawler is closed for the day as we morn the passing of everyone's Mom.

Florence Henderson, who began her career as an ingénue soprano in stage musicals in the 1950s but made a more lasting impression on television, as the perky 1970s sitcom mom on “The Brady Bunch,” died Thursday. She was 82.

Image Credit Very Brady Blog

Her death was confirmed by David Brokaw, her publicist. He said she died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles of what the family described as heart failure.

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

November 24, 2016

Jawa Lame Duck Thanksgiving Dinner That Can't Be Beat

Just so you know, no matter who is elected President Jawa Report will carry on in our traditional manner.

Happy Thanksgiving!

By Howie at 08:37 AM | Comments |

November 23, 2016

Refugees? What Refugees?

By Howie at 01:41 PM | Comments |

Revenge of the Squirrels

That squirrel is a Sith Lord

Howard Brookins Jr., the alderman for Chicago’s 21st ward, had publicly spoken out about a toothy menace plaguing the city’s garbage carts: urban squirrels, which in Brookins’s view were “aggressive,” and aggressively damaging the trash cart lids.


He now has another reason to dislike the rodents. One recently sent him to the hospital with a skull fracture in a “freak bicycle accident,” as the alderman wrote on Facebook.

Brookins was biking along Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, when a squirrel darted into his path. The squirrel cut Brookins’s bike trip short by wrapping itself in the spokes of the alderman’s bicycle. The alderman flipped over the handlebars and landed with such a severe impact that he fractured his skull, broke his nose and knocked out a handful of teeth, the Chicago Tribune reported. A woman who passed by called 911. Brookins was only able to leave the hospital Thursday.

Know the powah of the Dark Side!

By Howie at 09:39 AM | Comments |

Things That Are Awesome! @Jack Twitter CEO Pwned on His Own Platform

So this person wins the internet.

@Jack's statement in the matter is that it was due to an internal problem. LMAO internal problem

For a while late Tuesday, attempts to reach Jack Dorsey's profile produced an error message saying it had been suspended. That prompted speculation his account might have been hacked or automatically shut down because of a high number of complaints from other users.
After it came back online, Dorsey tweeted that the suspension was the result of "an internal mistake."


By Howie at 09:08 AM | Comments |

Palestinian Cleric Calls For Jihadis To Nuke Israel

It appears that a nuclear first strike against Israel is Halal according to a Palestinian Imam. But Apartheid or something.

Hat Tip: Elder of Zion.
via Legal Insurrection.

By Howie at 08:29 AM | Comments |

November 22, 2016

Jawa Reading List: Report on African Taliban Media Network

Here is a report on al-Shabaab's media wing. You know, two guys with a go-pro who live in a stick hut making snuff films.

You know, the ultimate Islamic Dream.

Since emerging in 2007 after the overthrow of the Islamic Courts Union (ICU) umbrella in the wake of the December 2006 Ethiopian invasion and occupation of parts of Somalia, al-Shabab has established itself as one of the relatively few jihadi organizations to succeed in the capture, control, and governance of territory for a significant period of time. When the self-declared Islamic State was masquerading as a «paper state» in 2008 and 2009, Al-Shabab’s leadership was busy constructing a bureaucracy of power, divided into regional and local nodes of authority, designed to implement and maintain insurgent rule over rapidly expanding territories.

Beginning in 2007 and 2008, the group slowly but steadily built up its media capabilities through the production of propaganda films, many of them aimed at recruiting new fighters and particularly foreign fighters from outside of Somalia. By 2009, the group had dramatically refined its media campaign and the quality of its audio-visual production, enabling its media apparatus to produce increasingly polished flms alongside written, audio/radio, and photographic releases. These releases were either directly produced by Al-Shabab’s offcial media branch, the Al-Kataib («Brigades») Media Foundation and «HSM Press» (with «HSM» standing for the group’s full name, Harakat Al-Shabab al-Mujahidin/«Movement of the Mujahidin-Youth») or by semi-offcial or affliated media collectives such as the terrestrial radio stations Radio al-Furqan and Radio al-Andalus and pro-insurgent Somali-language news web sites. The establishment and continuing evolution of its media operations capabilities has proven to be a valuable tool in the insurgent group’s overall strategy of territorial expansion and implementation of a form of rebel governance over areas of Somalia stretching south from the semi-autonomous region of Puntland. Al-Shabab’s media became an integral part of its insurgency.

Full report here(pdf).

By Howie at 05:07 PM | Comments |

Uber-Terrorist Arrested in NYC

He wanted to bomb Times Square.

Creeping Sharia: A 37-year-old Brooklyn resident is facing terror charges after he allegedly expressed support for a truck attack in Times Square similar to one ISIS claimed responsibility for in Nice, France.

As CBS2’s Dick Brennan reported, the federal criminal complaint was issued Monday against Mohamed Rafik Naji, 37 – a citizen of Yemen, but a permanent legal resident of the U.S.

Naji was awoken and arrested at 3 a.m. Monday at his home in Brooklyn, authorities said. Cellphone video showed federal agents leading Naji from his apartment on Clarendon Road in Flatbush.

By Howie at 11:03 AM | Comments |

November 21, 2016

Otis Tyrone McKane Arrested in Murder of Detective Benjamin Marconi

The suspect is in custody.

San Antonio police announced Monday that an arrest has been made in the slaying of police Det. Benjamin Marconi.
Otis Tyrone McCain, 31, of San Antonio was arrested about 4:30 p.m. McCain was seen in surveillance video outside and inside police headquarters the morning of the shooting, police Chief William McManus said.

At the time of the arrest, McCain was in a vehicle with an adult woman who was driving and a 2-year-old passenger. SWAT arrested him without incident at FM Road 1516 and Interstate 10, he said.

More here at

By Howie at 06:56 PM | Comments |

Libyan Muslims Set New Sharia World Record!

A monkey in Libya pulled of a young Muslima's headscarf, 16 people and one monkey dead.

Of course the Middle East media reports the monkey stealing the scarf as an "attack"

t least 16 people died and 50 were wounded in Libya in four days of clashes between rival factions in the southern city of Sabha, a health official said on Sunday.

According to residents and local reports, the latest bout of violence erupted between two tribes after an incident in which a monkey that belonged to a shopkeeper from the Gaddadfa tribe attacked a group of schoolgirls who were passing by.

The monkey pulled off one of the girls' head scarf, leading men from the Awlad Suleiman tribe to retaliate by killing three people from the Gaddadfa tribe as well as the monkey, according to a resident who spoke to Reuters.

City officials could not be reached to confirm the accounts.

"There was an escalation on the second and third days, with the use of tanks, mortars and other heavy weapons," the resident told Reuters by telephone, speaking on condition of anonymity because of the deteriorating security situation.

"There are still sporadic clashes, and life is completely shut down in the areas where there has been fighting."

If you took all the brains in Libya and converted them into silk, there would not be enough to replace this Muslima's hijab.

Filed under Religion of Peace Roundup, obviously.

By Howie at 11:16 AM | Comments |

November 20, 2016

Warn Porn: US/Russia vs ISIS Tag Team Edition

ISIS taking it from all sides.

See, we can work together.

By Howie at 12:24 PM | Comments |

November 19, 2016

Soldiers Lost in Afghanistan

Jawa Report would like to take a moment today to remember Sgt. John Perry, 30, and Pfc. Tyler Iubelt, 20.

Two 1st Cavalry Division soldiers were among those killed in a Saturday suicide bomber attack in Afghanistan, the Defense Department announced Monday.

Sgt. John Perry, 30, and Pfc. Tyler Iubelt, 20, were deployed with Headquarters and Headquarters Company, 1st Special Troops Battalion, 1st Sustainment Brigade, 1st Cavalry Division, according to the release.

Since September, the Fort Hood, Texas-based unit has been supporting Operation Freedom's Sentinel, which replaced Operation Enduring Freedom following the end of U.S.-led combat operations in Afghanistan.

May the Lord accept them and comfort their family.

By Howie at 10:23 AM | Comments |

November 18, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Don't Get Raped in Dubai

This is terrible, last time Rusty was there he got gang raped and faced homosexuality charges.

A British tourist has been arrested and charged with illegal “extra-marital sex” in Dubai after telling police she had been gang raped.

The 25-year-old woman, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, was on holiday in the United Arab Emirates when she was allegedly attacked by two British men last month.

When she reported the rape at a police station, she was allegedly arrested for breaking Emirati laws against extra-marital sex, while her attackers have since flown home to the UK.

The UK-based Detained in Dubai campaign group said she has been released on bail but had her passport confiscated, meaning she cannot leave the country, and could face trial for offences with punishments including jail, deportation, flogging and stoning to death.

Why do I get the feeling the UK citizens were not pasty white guys?

Update: They were white guys, not pasty white, or blond. But white none the less so far as I can tell.

Sun revealed David Butlin, 22, and footballer Louis Harris, 24, (pink shirt) are accused of attacking Zara . . . they are pictured with Towie’s Arg (far left) in Dubai

Which leaves me evern more confused because obviously the one on the right is gay.

By Howie at 03:21 PM | Comments |

Specially Designated Terrorist al-Qaeda and al-Nusra Member Skypes NYT's From His Safe Haven Saudi Arabia

Of course our stated objective is to deny terrorists safe havens in lawless places like Afghanistan and Libya, this is all well and good, save for the safe havens in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.

Saudi Arabia shelters Abdallah Muhammad al-Muhaysini while Pakistan shelters Ayman al--Zawahiri.

A Saudi-based, al-Qaida-connected cleric Skyped the New York Times last week to insist he’s not a globally designated terrorist.

“Today, Syrians are shocked to find that the United States has put on the terror list a person whom they consider to be a national symbol,” Abdallah Muhammad al-Muhaysini told The New York Times. He continued “It’s a very bizarre thing.”

The NYT described the scene as comical:

Muhaysini even admitted to The New York Times he’d been in contact with al-Qaida leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri, but insisted he did so to denounce the Islamic State.

The Long War Journal has tracked Muhaysini since 2014, and described his terrorist connections in detail, including known connections to a jihadi cleric linked to 9/11, serving as an al-Qaida emissary to ISIS in 2014, and bragging about his exploits on Twitter.

I'm like totally shocked.

By Howie at 01:21 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Moderate Jordan

A Christian was murdered by an Imam when he showed up for a court appearance, charged with posting a cartoon on Facebook that mocked ISIS interpretation of Islamic Paradise.

Enter the protagonist: Nahed Hattar, a prominent Jordanian writer and political activist. Recently he posted a cartoon drawing on Facebook to satirize the barbarians of the Islamic State. The Washington Post reports that the image depicts
a bearded man, lying in bed under sheets, smoking contentedly beside two women in paradise and jabbing his finger toward God, who asks, ‘Do you need anything?’ The man replies, ‘Yes, Lord, bring me wine, cashews and an immortal servant to come clean the floor.’

In reaction was an “across-the-board” backlash as Jordanians took to Facebook and Twitter to harass him. The author’s cousin said “Many fanatics wrote on social media calling for his killing and lynching.” There were some 200 death threats.

...The Jordanian government came after Hattar. He was arrested and held for two weeks, then released on bail pending his trial. Almost certainly, he faced a jail sentence.

What happened at trial? The legal proceedings never got that far. When Hattar arrived at a courthouse in the capital city of Amman, someone was lying in wait for him. A bearded man—an imam—fired three shots. So, in broad daylight on the courthouse steps, a religious vigilante executed Hattar.

Here is the offending cartoon.


By Howie at 12:03 PM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day: Crispy Muj Bar-B-Que Edition

Danged ol' Crusaders "Targeting" the Muj.

By Howie at 11:27 AM | Comments |

November 17, 2016

Blog Sabbath On Mostly Friday Caption Contest: Post Trump Edition

You know one of these days it will be fun when I judge the last couple contests, maybe.

Anway Caption this image of President Elect Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.


Fatwas will be issued. I swear.

Update: Fatwas issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for

God, I hope he doesn't nuke us again!!
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? fatwa issued against The Man from Athens fro
Damn Jap just farted!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body fatwa issued against Ken Zevo for
Abe: I f*cked your wife, back before you married her.

By Howie at 09:43 PM | Comments |

November 15, 2016

Confirmed: Han Solo Poked The Princess

We at Jawa Report have always been fans of Han Solo, but now we're pretty sure he's the coolest dude in the Galaxy.

While Fisher has hinted in the past that the pair may have fooled around, she gets down and dirty in the book, revealing that he allegedly got her drunk and seduced her during filming, part of which took place in Tunisia.

The pair wound up in bed after Ford, who is now 74, offered to drive a “wine sodden” Fisher home, she says.

The only problem is that the Princess doesn't remember all that much about it.
In one entry, she says she tried “relentlessly” to make Ford love her and came up with fantasies of Ford proposing to her with a “gold band with diamonds (inscribed) ‘Carrison.'”

In her book, Fisher notes that she’s fuzzy on the details of her and Ford’s three-month relationship because of ”the brutal strength of Harrison’s preferred strain of pot.”

Damn, you mean I had a chance?

By Howie at 02:57 PM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch: Hamza Ahmed

The Judge gave Hamza Ahmed 15 years after he pleaded guilty, Saying 15 years in Federal Pound Hamza in the Ass Prison will cure that acne, I mean Jihad issue.

A Somali-Minnesotan man who was pulled off a plane at John F. Kennedy International Airport on his way to join the Islamic State group said Tuesday that he refuses to let that moment be his legacy.


Hamza Ahmed pleaded guilty in the case and was sentenced Tuesday to 15 years in prison.

In November 2014, FBI agents stopped Ahmed, Mohamed Farah, Zacharia Abdurahman and Hanad Musse at John F. Kennedy International Airport based on information they had received from the Minneapolis branch of the FBI that the men were suspected terrorists.

Hat Tip: Seamus.

By Howie at 12:01 PM | Comments |

Germany Raids Islamist Group True Religion

Germany has raided and banned the group for knowingly recruiting for Islamic State.

De Maizière announced that the group would now be officially banned in Germany for inciting hate and spreading extremism. “Today's measure is a clear signal, we are taking decisive and comprehensive action against all efforts directed against our freedom and our fundamental values,” he said.

The sweeping move came as Germany has been expanding its counterterror operations, including the arrest last week of five men who allegedly raised money and aided in the recruitment of fighters for the Islamic State.

Long time readers will know there is a history of extremists in Germany, the terrorist media Group GIMF was based mostly in Germany. The specialized in translating and rebroadcasting snuff videos and other terrorist propaganda.

Hat Tip: Laura.

By Howie at 07:55 AM | Comments |

November 14, 2016

Evil Plants Foil Global Warming

It's almost as if some supreme being designed Earth to be a resilient system, where as one factor gets out of whack, other factors step in to maintain order.

Scientists found as carbon dioxide (CO2) levels increased worldwide, plants responded by sucking more CO2 out of the air than before. Researchers used satellite measurements of vegetation cover to determine that global rates of photosynthesis and respiration had sharply increased, largely due to the extra CO2.

“The scientists attribute the stalled CO2 growth rate to an uptick in land-based photosynthetic activity, fueled by rising CO2 levels from fossil fuel emissions,” states a summary of the research. “It’s a snowball effect: as CO2 levels rise in the atmosphere, photosynthetic activity flourishes and plants take in more carbon, sparking more plant growth, more photosynthesis, and more carbon uptake.”

Effectively, the DOE researchers found that plant growth caused by global warming ultimately reduced temperatures by significant margins.


These plants must die according to al-Gore.

By Howie at 10:59 AM | Comments |

PacketSled Slides CEO Matt Harrigan to Administrative Leave (Update: Fired!)

Heh Matt Harrigan fired himself.

PacketSled takes recent comments made by our CEO, seriously. Once we were made aware of these comments, we immediately reported this information to the secret service and will cooperate fully with any inquiries. These comments do not reflect the views or opinions of PacketSled, its employees, investors or partners. Our CEO has been placed on administrative leave.
Matt is also expecting a visit from the Secret Service.
“I’m going to kill the President. elect,” Harrigan wrote. “Bring it secret service.”

Harrigan continued: “Getting a sniper rifle and perching myself where it counts. Find a bedroom in the white house that suits you motherf*cker. I’ll find you.”

Anyway Matt is going to have plenty of time to think, I mean really think... about packets, and sleds and what packet will make his bum more slidey for his new lover Tyrone.

Update 11/16/16: Matt Harrigan, you're fired.

By Howie at 10:36 AM | Comments |

Sweet Georgia Brown

I mean her name might have been Georgia, I knew a girl named that back in the day.

By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: You Have The Right to an Attorney

Please have a seat, one will surely be with you sometime after 9:00am tomorrow.

Oh I see she is already seated, never mind. Nice tits BTW.

By Howie at 08:02 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2016

Armistice Day

I know we call it Veterans day. And I would never want to take away from what they have done for all of us.

But I think its worth taking a moment to remember that we celebrate the END of WW I today.

That and the best way to honor those who have given the ultimate so that we may have peace is to do our very best to keep it.

There will be times when we fail, and soldiers have to do what they have to do. God bless them.

Which is what bother's me about all this succession talk, have we forgotten that the ditches ran with our blood to settle that issue? We must never forget.

Our goal in war must always be to end it. And end it well.

By Howie at 07:25 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Lying to Kuffar to Advance Islam is Halal

Just remember the Kuffar aren't all that stupid when you do your permitted act.

A Louisiana college student has acknowledged she fabricated a report that she was assaulted and robbed of her wallet and Muslim headscarf by two men, one of whom she described as wearing a white "Trump" hat, police said Thursday.

The Lafayette Police Department said in a statement that it is no longer investigating the 18-year-old woman's claims, which were made within hours of Donald Trump's presidential victory.

Police said the student told investigators she was walking near the University of Louisiana at Lafayette's campus Wednesday morning when she was accosted by two white men who drove up in a gray sedan. Police added the student had claimed the men shouted racial obscenities as they knocked her down and stole her wallet and the headscarf, known as a hijab.

By Howie at 12:12 PM | Comments |

November 10, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: BOLO For Drunken Homeless Black Belt With Mean Roundhouse

If you see a drunken homeless martial arts master just roundhousing liberals up and down the street.

Buy him a beer.

By Howie at 07:54 PM | Comments |

You Knew it Was Coming

Anyway Hitler is pretty sure we're like totally doomed.

By Howie at 04:50 PM | Comments |

Jawa Welcomes America's Newest Muslima

She's a Trump supporter, because here she is free to be all she can be. America wan't you to emigrate legally, welcome.

By Howie at 09:34 AM | Comments |

And Now The Best Speech Hillary Ever Gave

Seriously I've lost to the Clinton's a bunch of times. Bill broke my GHWB loving heart.

Update: She's moved it back to 09:30 cst.

Bonus Obama Tears.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Booger Eaters For Hillary Crushed by Trump Victory

Be gentle...

And so ends the Her Royal Clintoness category at Jawa Report.

By Howie at 08:32 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2016

Results 2016 (Trump wins!)

Here we go, the traditional NH midnight voters fall for Trump

n Dixville Notch, Hillary Clinton beat Donald Trump 4-2. Libertarian Gary Johnson received one vote, and the 2012 Republican candidate, Mitt Romney received a surprise write-in ballot. In the slightly larger burg of Hart's Location, Clinton won with 17 votes to Trump's 14. Johnson got three votes, while write-ins Bernie Sanders and John Kasich each got one. And in Millsfield, Trump won decisively, 16-4, with one write-in for Bernie Sanders.

So, in the three New Hampshire towns with midnight voting, Trump came out ahead 32-25.

I like how USA Today is still running a Hillary Leads headline, though she lost. But there is no favoritism in the media. LMAO.

We'll get on with the rest as it becomes available.

Update: All results are taken from the NYT's and CNN tickers. Which I believe run on AP. Mainly because CNN, no matter what you have to say about them are fast on the wire. The Times? I liked their ticker thingy best in the primary, we'll see.

05:30 cst. Zero Zero polls first polls close at 7:00 Eastern, 6:00 Jawa Time...

CNN shows Trump leading in the popular vote pretty big at the moment.

Trump: 54,717,148.
Clinton: 53,353,060.

Stand by....

Indiana: Trump will win leads 65.0% with 6% reporting.
Clinton 34.4% 11 Electoral votes.

Kentucky: Trump is projected to win 65.3% with 11% reporting.
Clinton 30.0% 8 electoral votes.

New Hampshire: Trump leads 48.2% with 61% reporting.
Clinton 46.4%

Florida: Trump will win 49.2% with 96% reporting. 29 electoral votes.
Clinton 47.7%

Georgia: Trump leads 53.6% with 74% reporting.
Clinton 40.5%

Virginia: Clinton will win 48.3% with 89% reporting. 13 electoral votes.
Trump 46.5%

Vermont: Clinton will win leading 65.8% 3 electoral votes.
Trump 28.0%

South Carolina: Trump will win 58.0% with 39% reporting. 9 electoral votes.
Clinton 38.2%

North Carolina: Trump will win 51.2% with 93% reporting. 15 electoral votes.
Clinton 46.1%

Ohio: Trump will win 53.2% with 83% reporting. 18 electoral votes.
Clinton 42.4%

West Virginia: Trump will win 51.1% with 3% reporting. 5 electoral votes.
Clinton: 42.6%

Alabama: Trump will win 68.9% with 1% reporting. 9 electoral votes.
Clinton 29.9%

Tennessee:Trump will win 69.5% with 5% reporting 11 electoral votes.
Clinton 26.6%

Michigan: Trump leads 48.7% with 46% reporting.
Clinton 46.2%

Maryland: Clinton will win 82.3% with 6% reporting 10 electoral votes.
Trump 15.2%

Massachusetts: Clinton will win 56.0% with 1% reporting 11 electoral votes.
Trump 37.1%

Oklahoma: Trump will win 67.5% with 7% reporting. 7 electoral votes.
Clinton 28.1%

Vermont: Clinton will win 54.6% with 13% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Trump 39.0%

Arkansas: Trump will win 64.4% with 47% reporting. 6 electoral votes.
clinton 35.4%

Illinois: Clinton will win 58.8% with 59% reporting. 20 electoral votes.
Trump 36.3%

Kansas: Trump will win 50.23% with 16% reporting. 6 electoral votes.
Clinton 43.8%

Maine: Clinton leads 47.6% with 49% reporting.
Trump 45.3%

Mississippi: Trump will win 52.7% with 1% reporting 6 electoral votes.
Clinton 46.6%

Rhode Island: Clinton will win 55.2% with 31% reporting. 4 electoral votes.
Trump 40.2%

Pennsylvania: Clinton leads 60.0% with 13% reporting.
Trump 36.8%

Colorado: Clinton will win 48.4% with 69% reporting. 9 electoral votes.
Trump 44.0%

Connecticut: Clinton will win 53.1% with 24% reporting. 7 electoral votes.
Trump 42.4%

Delaware: Clinton will win 54.3% with 86% reporting 3 electoral votes.
Trump 41.0%

DC: Clinton will win 93.1% with 65% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Trump 4.0%

Louisiana: Trump will win 65.3% with 16% reporting. 8 electoral votes.
Clinton 32.1%

Maine: Clinton leads 48.5% with 7% reporting.
Trump: 43.9%

Missouri: Trump leads 56.6% with 7% reporting.
Clinton 40.4%

New Jersey: Clinton will win 50.4% with 27% reporting. 14 electoral votes.
Trump 46.7%

New Mexico: Clinton will win 50.6% with 55% reporting. 5 electoral votes.
Trump 39.0%

New York: Clinton will win 74.7% with 3% reporting. 29 electoral votes.
Trump: 22.9%

North Dakota: Trump will win 69.4% with 5% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Clinton 22.3%

South Dakota: Trump will win 58.4% with 4% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Clinton 25.3.

Texas: Trump will win 50.1% with 64% reporting. 38 electoral votes.
Clinton 46.0%

Wisconsin: Trump leads 49.0% with 57% reporting.
Clinton 46.8%

Minnesota: Clinton leads 51.1% with 40% reporting.
Trump: 41.1&

Nebraska: Trump will win 51.9% with 32% reporting. 5 electoral votes.
Clinton 43.1%

Arizona: Trump leading 47.9% with 47% reporting.
Clinton 47.4%

Montana: Trump will win 50.4% with 18% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Clinton 42.2%

Iowa: Trump leading 49.0% with 54% reporting.
Clinton 45.2%

Wyoming: Trump will win 71.0% with 20% reporting. 3 electoral votes.
Clinton 20.6%

Idaho: Trump will win 81.3% with 1% reporting. 4 electoral votes.
Clinton 10.1%

Nevada: Clinton 51.7% with 50% reporting.
Trump 43.0%

Oregon: Clinton will win 53.4% with 68% reporting. 7 electoral votes.
Trump 40.2%

Utah: Trump 57.9% with 12% reporting.
Clinton 19.5%

Washington: Trump 52.0% with 1% reporting.
Clinton 40.7%

California: Clinton will win 64.9% with 3% reporting. 55 electoral votes.
Trump 30.2%

Alaska: Voting.

Electoral votes: Trump 237.
Clinton 206.

I'll call it. Trump will win, he has 262 by my count and add Arizona and Utah that's 279.

Trump will be President of the United States of America.

Update: Now is the time at Jawa when we party.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day from Cleveland

Clearly someone has left the reservation.

By Howie at 02:43 PM | Comments |

Episode XII


By Howie at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Vote: Dammit

Make America Great Jawas!

I'll run returns Tuesday and no matter how you vote, vote.

May the Lord and and Force, but mostly the Lord be with us.

Update: Dommit? WTF is Dommit?

By Howie at 05:59 AM | Comments |

November 07, 2016

Scoundrel 2016!



Oh come on, its funny. And true. Vote for the guy who's willing to kill a few Stormtroopers in a act of treason and smile while doing it. You know he's bad, but he's a good pilot, and you need him.

I mean only if you want to save The Republic. You do want to save The Republic don't you, baby?

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By Howie at 07:05 PM | Comments |

Eleventy-Seven Attack Warning

Apparently we have intelligence indicating al-Qaeda wants to attempt a terrorist attack on US soil Monday 11/7/16. So watch your six folks.

In an election cycle focused almost exclusively on the personal shortcomings of the two major candidates, CBS News provides us an unsettling reminder of the stakes involved. Intelligence agencies have alerted law enforcement in three states of the potential for al-Qaeda terror attacks on Monday, an attempt to disrupt the election and wreak havoc on our political process. Two of the three states — New York and Virginia — have long been assumed to be targets, but Texas might be a bit of a surprise:
I would not worry too much, I figure the Dems think a big turnout is good for Trump. So don't be spooked, vote, still be prudent.

By Howie at 09:58 AM | Comments |

November 03, 2016

Cornhole Watch: Mohamad Khweis

It will be interesting to see how long Mohamad Khweis gets considering he's an idiot and says living under ISIS sucked.

NBC: Virginia man described as an ISIS defector has been indicted on charges of helping a terrorist organization and will be arraigned in federal court Friday, nearly eight months after he was captured by Kurds in Iraq.

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Mohamad Jamal Khweis has been held without bail since he was brought back to the United States to face charges of conspiracy and providing material support to ISIS.

"He will be pleading not guilty," said his attorney John Zwerling. "And we will go from there."

Khweis, 27, told his family he was going to Europe for vacation last winter. Then in March, the American-born son of Palestinian immigrants surfaced in Kurdish territory with a story of fleeing ISIS.

Anyway see you round.

Hat Tip: Intel Girl.

By Howie at 06:37 PM | Comments |

Baghdadi Implores Mosul Muslims to Die For ISIS From Safe Comfy Bunker Full of Sex Slaves

Dying for Allah in a futile last stand is for the common Muslim, not for ISIS leaders like Baghdadi.

KOKJALI/BAGHDAD, Iraq (Reuters)–Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi told his followers on Thursday there could be no retreat in a “total war” against the forces arrayed against them, as advancing soldiers battled the militants inside their northern Iraqi stronghold.


Expressing confidence that his Islamic State fighters would prevail against Shi’ite Islam, Western “crusaders” and the Sunni “apostate” countries of Turkey and Saudi Arabia, Baghdadi called on the jihadists fighting in the city of Mosul to “wreak havoc.”

“This raging battle and total war, and the great jihad that the state of Islam is fighting today only increases our firm belief, God willing, and our conviction that all this is a prelude to victory,” Baghdadi said in an audio recording released online by supporters on Thursday.

Also in the statement Bahgdadi placed the blame for ISIS impending defeat on ....

I'll give you one guess.

The Juice!

In his speech, Baghdadi called for attacks on Turkey and Saudi Arabia, saying the Sunni countries had both sided with the enemy (Israel or Jews) in a war targeting Sunni Islam.

Islamic State fighters should “unleash the fire of their anger” on Turkish troops fighting them in Syria, and take the battle into Turkey.

“Turkey entered the zone of your operations, so attack it, destroy its security, and sow horror within it. Put it on your list of battlefields. Turkey entered the war with the Islamic State with cover and protection from Crusader jets,” he said referring to the U.S.-led air coalition.

Baghdadi also told his followers to launch “attack after attack” in Saudi Arabia, targeting security forces, government officials, members of the ruling Al Saud family and media outlets, for “siding with the infidel nations in the war on Islam and the Sunna [Sunni Muslims] in Iraq and Syria.”

Which won't fool any Muslims, they know blaming the Jews is a default excuse....

So what do we blame them for, do we blame the Jews for when Turkey let all the ISIS members in or for when the Turks stopped helping ISIS? For when Iraqi Army retreated or for when the Iraqi Army, the Kurds and Shia Militia joined up together? For for Assad and famous Anti-Semitic Russia first ignoring ISIS then bombing ISIS?

Silly me, of course the Jews are to blame for all that, for everything!

Because no good Muslim ever takes credit for his own failure.

Update: A more serious take on the message here at Long War Journal.

Update: Chickenshit.

By Howie at 12:32 PM | Comments |

Cubs Win Marred By Racism and Liberal Stupidity But Mostly Liberal Stupidity


Sometimes you just want to hit your head against the desk and say “why?”

Mediaite ran a piece last night, noting how folks on Twitter had picked up on the racism at the World Series.

Surely they won't double down on that.


By Howie at 11:46 AM | Comments |

Vogue: Cleavage Out

I've never heard a more ridiculous statement in my whole born put together.

Vogue UK declared in its latest issue cleavage is out of style. But many do not support the fashion bible’s bold commentary on female body parts.

Playboy cover girl and talk show host Coco Austin told FOX411 Vogue’s declaration is outlandish.

“Really? So, is that saying Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield, Sofia Loren, Bridgette Bardot just to name a few are out, too? As long as men are alive, cleavage will never play out,”

Amen Sister!

More research here.

Hat Tip: Chris.

By Howie at 09:48 AM | Comments |

November 02, 2016

Cubs Win!

I was so sure it could not happen I've never allowed myself to think it. I mean I wasn't going to go against a curse man.

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BTW, has anyone checked Hell to see if everything is alright?

*Anyway the Cubs have oddly enough saved the Obama Presidency from total failure.

By Howie at 11:45 PM | Comments |

Anonymous Speech IS Free Speech

The ability to speak anonymously or use a pen name is a pillar of free speech.

The decision to publish anonymously was important for two reasons: It let the authors speak with a single voice and, as Madison was already an important voice in shaping the Constitution, allowed the arguments to stand on their own merits. As Federalist “No. 1” explains, “My arguments will be open to all, and may be judged of by all.”

But despite its clear importance to America’s founding and its enshrinement in the First Amendment, the ability of Americans to anonymously advocate ideas they care about is under attack at the state and federal level.

Non-profit organizations such as the NAACP or the National Rifle Association have for decades vigorously partaken in the public policy debate. To keep their doors open, non-profits have generally relied on the support of thousands of members who believe in the organization’s mission. But politicians and bureaucrats in states such Missouri, South Dakota, Washington, and Oregon are risking diminishing that support considerably. Voters in South Dakota and Washington will be asked next week to vote on ballot initiatives requiring supporters’ personal information be reported to the government. Public officials in Missouri and Oregon, meanwhile, are backing legislative measures implementing this free speech-chilling policy. Similar efforts are underway, or will be soon, in other states.

The sad fact is that forced disclosure would open people up to harassment and violent attack. If these laws pass, individuals’ names, home address, contributions, and more will end up in a searchable government website, where anyone could use the information to target their opponents. Ultimately, this could stifle people’s willingness to speak out and support causes they believe in—exactly what TED’s Chris Anderson warned.

By Howie at 02:24 PM | Comments |

Kid! Have You Rehabilitated Yourself?

And there on the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, quotated, read the following words..

nthony Weiner, the husband of Hillary Clinton's closest aide Huma Abedin, has checked into a rehab facility for treatment of sex addition.

Out-of-control Weiner, who has been sending sexually-charged messages and obscene pictures to women and at least one teenage girl for years, is now in a treatment facility, has learned exclusively.

Friday's dramatic disclosure by the FBI that it had discovered new emails relevant to their investigation into Hillary Clinton's secret server was a shock unprecedented in electoral history.

At the center of it, however, is the tragedy of Anthony Weiner's sex addiction.

By Howie at 12:45 PM | Comments |

Man Wanted Arrested in Shooting of Two Officers in Iowa

If you see this guy, notify the police immediately.

More at
Two metro-area police officers were shot and killed in apparent "ambush style" attacks early Wednesday.

As of 7:30 a.m., police identified Scott Michael Greene as a suspect in the fatal shootings. Police said should be considered armed and dangerous.

At about 1:06 a.m., police from Urbandale and Des Moines departments responded to a report of gunfire at the intersection of 70th Street and Aurora Avenue.

The first officers arriving on the scene found an Urbandale officer shot. The officer, whose name has not been released, died, said Des Moines Police Sgt. Paul Parizek in a news release.

At about 1:26 a.m., a Des Moines police officer was shot and killed near the intersection of Merle Hay Road and Sheridan Avenue while responding to the scene where the Urbandale officer was shot.

Both officers were gunned down in their patrol cars.

We hope he is caught quickly... has more on Greene here.

Greene has been arrested numerous times, online court records show. Details of the cases, including whether he was convicted, were not immediately available.

He was arrested in 2001 and charged with domestic assault, assault causing bodily injury and fourth-degree criminal mischief. He was also charged in 2010 with driving under the influence and in 2014 with first-degree harassment.

From his Youtube here.

His Kinotube account is here.

Update: Of course the left are throwing accusations at the right for this. But just to make clear this man appears to be more a Cop Block advocate who had a personal beef with some members of Law Enforcement.

He of course needs to be prosecuted but here is an ALCU in his comments a week ago. His wife appears to support the post.


Update: Suspect Scott Greene is in custody.

Scott Michael Greene, a suspect in Wednesday's shooting deaths of two police officers in and near the Iowa city of Des Moines, has been taken into custody in Dallas County, west of Des Moines, police Sgt. Paul Parizek said.

By Howie at 07:44 AM | Comments |

November 01, 2016

Ministry of Irony: Google's Youtube Censors Video on Left Wing Censorship

LMAO, its as iff someone was asleep at the switch, yes yes we censor based on politics.

A video titled “The Dark Art of Political Intimidation” was posted last week by WSJ columnist Kimberly Strassel as a PragerU lecture. “Within several hours of PragerU posting the video,” said a WSJ editorial, YouTube placed it in ‘restricted mode,’ making it inaccessible to schools, libraries and young Americans whose parents have enabled YouTube technology filters.”

What the videos have done is run afoul of progressive orthodoxy. YouTube told WSJ that “video restrictions are decided by an ‘algorithm’ that factors in ‘community flagging’ and ‘sensitive content.’” In other words, the algorithm was tripped by progressives trying to limit speech and political engagement by conservatives. Flag a video enough times and the restrictions kick in. Do it often enough and YouTube is your safe space. Extra points for flagging videos that accuse the left of doing exactly what you’re doing.

The video that must not be seen is here, so long as it lasts.

By Howie at 01:10 PM | Comments |

7 Days Out Even ABC Has Trump +1 Over Clinton

Oh my God he just might pull it off.

trong enthusiasm for Hillary Clinton has ebbed since the renewal of the FBI’s email investigation.

While vote preferences have held essentially steady, she’s now a slim point behind Donald Trump -- a first since May -- in the latest ABC News/Washington Post tracking poll, produced for ABC by Langer Research Associates.

Forty-six percent of likely voters support Trump in the latest results, with 45 percent for Clinton. Taking it to the decimal for illustrative purposes, a mere .7 of a percentage point divides them. Third-party candidate Gary Johnson has 3 percent, a new low; Jill Stein, 2 percent.

If you recall the Brexit vote Trump could be leading by even more than that.

I'll call it a dead heat, last week I thought 8/5 in favor of Clinton.

By Howie at 08:34 AM | Comments |

Orlando Shooter's Calls to Police Released

I've listened to the tape and for the life of me I can't figure out WTF his motive was.

By Howie at 08:13 AM | Comments |