October 31, 2016

Allies Against Terrorism? What Allies Against Terrorism

I suppose now would be a good time to point out that Pakistan hid Osama bin_laden for 10 years and still has not coughed up Ayman al-Zawahiri, though we all know they know that we know that he's there.

America’s allies have come under intense scrutiny this election season. The Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, postulated at times that he might, if president, break long-standing alliances with NATO. His premise: America’s allies aren’t paying their share of the burden in fights around the world. Trump’s call for reexamining alliances to better understand what return Americans get on their investments has merit but focuses in the wrong direction. He has taken European allies to task while giving America’s counterterrorism allies in the Middle East, North Africa, and South Asia a pass. The preponderance of U.S. alliances in recent years have not been through traditional Cold War agreements but instead through ad hoc arrangements to pursue al-Qaeda and its later spawn, the Islamic State.

Over the last fifteen years, the U.S. has partnered with dozens of countries, providing military assistance and cooperation for targeting terrorists or building partner capacity or, in some cases, foreign aid to mitigate the root causes for terrorism. The results of these partnerships have been uneven at best. Tactical gains against specific terror targets have, in many cases, been offset by long run strategic divergence between the U.S. and its counterterrorism allies. Some alliances often put the U.S. in a twist both internationally and domestically. Just this month, President Obama, attempting to preserve a counterterrorism ally, vetoed a bill authorizing U.S. citizens to sue Saudi Arabia for perceived complicity in the 9/11 attacks – a veto overridden by Congress.

By Howie at 03:20 PM | Comments |

Donna FOD Brazille Out At CNN

Apparently CNN gave Donna the axe.

CNN this month quietly dismissed Donna Brazile, the Democratic National Committee chair, from her position as a contributor more than two weeks ago, after a leaked email appeared to show she gave Hillary Clinton a question that would be asked at a presidential forum.

CNN spokeswoman Lauren Pratrapas said in a Monday statement provided to the Washington Examiner that the cable channel is "completely uncomfortable" after learning that earlier this year, Brazile provided Clinton's campaign with specific questions she would face at CNN presidential forums.

CNN indicated that those worries led Brazile to offer her resignation, which CNN accepted. However, CNN didn't make that decision known until Monday, more than two weeks later

Word has it that Donna is working on getting herself a position in the new Clinton Administration.

She'll be in the Cabinet, the Liquor Cabinet.

By Howie at 12:23 PM | Comments |

October 28, 2016

Weiner's Wanker Haunts Hillary's Halloween (Update: Episode II Joe Biden Dies Inside)

Carlos Danger! Scary!

Update: Burn Baby burn!

Dickileaks? LMAO.

Update: Joe Biden thinking WTF did I not run again?

Hat Tip: Twitchy.

Biden also says he won't serve in a Clinton Administration as Secretary of State.

Update: Obama dumps Hillary through election day, OMG!

By Howie at 05:53 PM | Comments |

Perspective Clinton 16

So now, now that we know what we know about Chicago and the Machine.

Do you buy this man's story?

I do. These were people working to elect Clinton and as you recall the accusation from Clinton was that Trump was supporting violence at his rallies.

The ultimate scam, this is how Hillary see's you as a voter, as a moron who can be manipulated to vote her wishes. Don't make her right.

By Howie at 10:21 AM | Comments |

Turkey Used Humanitarian Aid As Cover For ISIS

Well that's just one part of it. I mean if you don't see Turkey as suspect *i will cut UR neck.

A former senior counter-terrorism official in Turkey has blown the whistle on President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s deliberate sponsorship of the Islamic State (ISIS) as a geopolitical tool to expand Turkey’s regional influence and sideline his political opponents at home.

Ahmet Sait Yayla was Chief of the Counter-Terrorism and Operations Division of Turkish National Police between 2010 and 2012, before becoming Chief of the Public Order and Crime Prevention Division until 2014. Previously, he had worked in the Counter-Terrorism and Operations Division as a mid-level manager for his entire 20-year police tenure, before becoming Chief of Police in Ankara and Sanliurfa.

In interviews with INSURGE intelligence, Yayla exclusively revealed that he had personally witnessed evidence of high-level Turkish state sponsorship of ISIS during his police career, which eventually led him to resign. He decided to become a whistleblower after Erdogan’s authoritarian crackdown following the failed military coup in July. This is the first time that the former counter-terrorism chief has spoken on the record to reveal what he knows about Turkish government aid to Islamist terror groups.

Are we still banned in Turkey? I'm not sure.

As they say... Read the rest.

+Turkey’s intelligence chief, Hakan Fidan, named as member of terror group linked to al-Qaeda and ISIS
+ Turkish intelligence directly supplied military aid to ISIS for years
+ Turkish government siphoned military supplies to ISIS through humanitarian relief agency
+ ISIS fighters, including al-Baghadi’s deputy, received free medical treatment in Turkey and “protection” from Turkish police
+ Head of ISIS in Turkey received “24/7 protection” under the personal order of President Erdogan
+ Turkish police investigations into ISIS are being systematically quashed
+ ISIS oil is sold with complicity of authorities in Turkey and Kurdish region of northern Iraq
+ NATO affirms Turkey’s role as ally in war on ISIS

*An actual Fatwa on Rusty's life from one of our moderate Turkish readers.

By Howie at 10:05 AM | Comments |

Jury Finds Ammon and Ryan Bundy Five Others Not Guilty

Wow, methinks the jury must have not liked Mr. Knight very much. He does look kind of weaselish.

(Random Far Right Kihnspiracy Website:
PORTLAND, Ore. (TheBlaze/AP) — The leaders of an armed group who seized a national wildlife refuge in rural Oregon were acquitted Thursday in the 41-day standoff that brought new attention to a long-running dispute over control of federal lands in the U.S. West.

Tumult erupted in the courtroom after the verdicts were read when an attorney for group leader Ammon Bundy demanded his client be immediately released, repeatedly yelling at the judge. U.S. marshals tackled attorney Marcus Mumford to the ground, used a stun gun on him several times and arrested him.

“Stunning,” defense lawyer Lisa Ludwig, who was standby counsel for Ryan Bundy, told The Oregonian of the jury’s surprising decision.

Its a huge loss for the feds after making such a huge deal out of it, rather than just having donuts with the protestors, smiling and handing them a rent bill.

I mean you have to think about these things.... Anyway I figured they were toast, I guess not.

By Howie at 06:19 AM | Comments |

October 27, 2016

Ministry of Irony: America vs America

I'm not 100% sure that's an American missile ISIS is shooting at that Abrams tank we gave Iraq. But there's at least a 50/50 chance.

By Howie at 07:59 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Smack Talk

Say what you will about Jawa Report. We outlasted Vine.

By Howie at 05:45 PM | Comments |

Fame Fortune Celebrity, All That

Jester striketh out at Vladimir Putin.

He targeted Russian President Vladimir Putin specifically, who has denied backing the hacks against the US.

“Let’s get real, I know it’s you, even if by-proxy, and you know it’s you,” the Jester wrote. “Now, get to your room. Before I lose my temper.”

Hat Tip: Some internet guy in a silly hat.

By Howie at 09:41 AM | Comments |

Things That Make Canada Great: Everyone In Brantford Ontario Sloppy Drunk 4:45pm (Shocking Update of Irony! Hillary Sloppy by 4:30: Bumped!)

So Vinnie I hear is on vacation in Brantford, surely just a coincidence or something.

According to Brantford police, an officer was parked on Murray Street around 4:45 p.m., when he saw a man staggering towards him.


When the officer spoke to the man, he indicated he believed the cruiser was a taxi and demanded a ride home," a police news release reads. "Police attempted to located a sober person to take the man to, however were unable to do so."

That's right, not a sober person to be found... 4:45 pm... Or Paradise as we American's like to call it.

Update: So I guess when Hillary wins, her first state trip will be to... Yyou guessed it, Brantford Ontario.

Hillary Clinton campaign aides had a frantic email exchange in August 2015 over who should call the candidate to “sober her up some” at around 4:30 in the afternoon.

According to documents published by WikiLeaks, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta emailed communications aide Jennifer Palmieri with a question at around 2:00 p.m. “Should I call her and talk this through or better to leave with you?” Podesta wrote. “I’m worried she’ll get on with Cheryl [Mills] and we’ll end up in a bad place.”

Palmieri wrote back more than two hours later with a response: “I think you should call her and sober her up some.”

Once again America outdoes our Northern Neighbor.

By Howie at 05:44 PM | Comments |

October 25, 2016

Old Bloggers.....

We can now talk about old bloggers passing away.... You know guys who blogged before blog was a weblog....

Steven DenBeste has passed away.

Steven was brilliant, a former engineer with a crackerjack mind. His old blog, U.S.S. Clueless was tremendously important in the early days of the 'blogosphere'. It is hard to overstate the importance of U.S.S. Clueless and the brilliance of his analysis. Sadly, that site went down this past week as well, when Steven's server failed. That site was immensely influential to many of us, and I am far from the only person he inspired to blog or helped along.

Anyway I read more USS Neverdock than Clueless, still.

Anyway kind of puts in perspective the news of the day, no?

By Howie at 10:53 PM | Comments |

Might As Well Go All In

Taking a break from my vacation, yes I suppose there is a difference.

I've taken the liberty of creating this here duck focus group.. we'll see what they think of all this.

Update: The ducks.. Um...... didn't care much at all.... stupid ducks.

By Howie at 01:29 PM | Comments |

October 20, 2016

War Porn: The Best Kind Edition

You know the part where Daesh folds like a wet dollar bill.

By Howie at 06:47 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: This Isn't The Rigged Election We're Looking For

I'm thinking Donna should have had a couple more shots before coming on.

By Howie at 07:43 AM | Comments |

October 19, 2016

Revenge of the Debates

I have a comment here, but its very very bad. So I'm not going there. Well maybe on twitter.

My prediction, pandamonium!

By Howie at 07:28 PM | Comments |

This is Sharia: Malaysia Bans Hot Dogs

Even Halal hot dogs can't be called hot dogs, because Muslims hate dogs. Because a black dog, who appeared to be a pretty good judge of character, once bit Muhammad.

So maybe the dog sensed that Muhammad didn't like him or something. Anyway the legend was the Black Dog is possessed, they later as it got told it was all dogs.

Mainly its a wives tale as many dogs in the ME and Africa have mange mites.

So now the idiocy has grown to the point where Malaysia has banned the term Hot Dog when referring to Hot Dogs. Not dogs that are hot, but the kind that come on a but with mustard and relish.

By Howie at 03:12 PM | Comments |

Latina Voter Sexually Assaults NPR's David Greene on Live Radio

I didn't hear David invite Ms. Font to kiss him?

Even more shocking, in a fit of revenge he sexually assaults her back!

DIANA FONT: I'm Diana Font. Nice to meet you.

GREENE: Nice to meet you.

FONT: OK. Puerto Ricans, (kissing on cheek) we say hello like this.

GREENE: Oh, good. Oh, good (kissing on cheek).

What shocking and disgusting display of Patriarchal rape culture!

It's the oppression of the Patriarchy that has led Ms. Font to believe that she should offer kisses to strange men to be acceptable and for Mr. Greene to believe that reciprocating this sickening tradition is expected of him.

*One thing for sure, neither one of these cave dwelling neanderthals is qualified to be President of the United States of America, not in today's progressive society!

*so how'ed I do?

By Howie at 02:15 PM | Comments |

That One Time I Thought I Was Wrong

But I was just mistaken.

Whereas at the time I knew it was The Machine I thought the protesters were being misled.

Such nice young people, with Ayers making them think they were supporting Bernie while actually working for Clinton/Obama and the Chitown Machine.
Turns out The Machine passed out all those Bernie signs in order to make the public think it was Bernies supporters doing all the violence.

I was right about this though, they screwed Bernie.

Note Bernie lost every race after this. Every. Single. One.
But hey it's not a, you know, rigged rigged system, just a rigged press.Probably why libtards always accuse the right of using false flags, because that's how they roll and they can't conceive of anyone else not being as corrupt as they are.

By Howie at 10:39 AM | Comments |

October 17, 2016

Islamic State of Losers Prophecy Fail

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi sucks as a prophet, 0 for the big 1.

Dabiq, a town in northern Syria that has been central to the Islamic State’s apocalyptic messaging, has fallen to rebel groups backed by Turkey. The so-called caliphate’s opposition had been closing in on Dabiq for weeks, capturing nearby towns and villages. Yesterday, Turkey’s Operation Euphrates Shield posted images from inside the town, thereby demonstrating that the Islamic State’s enemies are now in control.

Indeed, the Islamic State’s propagandists have repeatedly told ‎their followers that Dabiq would be the site of an apocalyptic showdown between the true believers and the “Crusaders.” The group’s English-language magazine was named after Dabiq in a deliberate attempt to play up this imagery. Each issue of Dabiq contained a line from Al Qaeda in Iraq’s founder, Abu Musab al Zarqawi, who drew on preexisting Islamic beliefs. “The spark has been lit here in Iraq, and its heat will continue to intensify – by Allah’s permission – until it burns the Crusader armies in Dabiq,” Zarqawi was quoted as saying.

This passage was referenced throughout the Islamic State’s propaganda. For instance, in November 2014, Mohammed Emwazi (also known as “Jihadi John” in the West) appeared in a video in which he and other jihadis beheaded a number of pilots and officers in Bashar al Assad’s military. Toward the end of the gruesome video, Emwazi stood over the severed head of American aid worker Peter Kassig and repeated Zarqawi’s line. Emwazi then added, “And here we are, burying the first American Crusader in Dabiq, eagerly waiting for the remainder of your armies.” One year later, in November 2015, Emwazi was killed in a drone strike in Raqqa, Syria.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

By Howie at 02:37 PM | Comments |

October 13, 2016

Rogue One: Trailer #2

By Howie at 09:29 AM | Comments |

October 12, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Seek Medical Help For Erection Lasting More Than Four Hours

This election, it's crazy man.

Hey ladies, that's about enough of that locker room banter there.

By Howie at 09:52 AM | Comments |

All is Fair in Love and War But Politics is Dirty

Update: Apparently Twitter is down with voter fraud.

By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |

Hillary's Real Victim?

Poor Bill, he had that nice ex-President gig going. Folks liked him, nothing but blue skies and high tides ahead. Then Hillary decided she wanted to be President.

I mean did she ever for even one minute consider poor old Bill and that she was totally screwing the pooch here?

Multiple hecklers shouting "Bill Clinton is a rapist" interrupted President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at separate rallies after a pro-Donald Trump radio host offered a cash reward to anyone carrying out such a stunt.


Three separate protesters disrupted Hillary Clinton's election campaign rally with Al Gore in Miami, while three others — including two wearing "Bill Clinton rapist" T-shirts — cut into Obama as he addressed a crowd in North Carolina.

The Clinton campaign linked the incidents to Alex Jones, the conspiracy theorist and right-wing radio host who founded the Infowars website.

It's righteous in a way... Bill is Bill. But but but.... here's totally unlikable Hillary dragging the good old boy Bill through the muck once more.

Did she ever once think of us, that you know Maybe Bill is not the only one who didn't really want to relive all this.... again?

Didn't the Clinton's pretty much have the tiger by the tail until she decided to run? What is enough for Her Royal Clinoness anyway?

Nope, she just wants what she wants and everyone else can go to hell.

By Howie at 09:00 AM | Comments |

Shocking! Pakistan is a State Sponsor of Terrorism

Also Pakistan doesn't like it when you say that.

Cyril Almeida has a reputation for being one of Pakistan's most astute political observers. His columns for the venerable English-language Dawn newspaper are widely read by South Asia-watchers. More than 100,000 people follow his tweets.

So it was inevitable that the decision by the Pakistani government to ban him from leaving the country would be met with widespread indignation.

Almeida revealed Tuesday that he had been placed on Pakistan's official "exit control list" after writing an article delving into one of his nation's murkier corners.

He was, he tweeted, "saddened" and "puzzled" by the ban. "This is my life, my country. What went wrong?" he asked.

His story, published Oct. 6, alleged that Pakistan's elected government, led by Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, had confronted military leaders over the presence on Pakistani soil of militant groups that carry out attacks on neighboring India and Afghanistan.

Of course Pakistan could dispel this notion that its basically al-Qaeda in one simple step.

Pakistan ISI could cough up Ayman al-Zawahiri..... any. time. it. wants. to.

But for some reason Zawahiri is still there, issuing orders and Fatwas, yet Pakistan hasn't been able to find him for 15 years.

Um, right.....

By Howie at 08:34 AM | Comments |

October 11, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Fairy Liquid is Haram

What is this Muslima thinking?!? I mean Fairly Liquid? Obviously Haram.

But then again what is a Muslim store keeper doing with Fairy Liquid?

Filed under stealth Jihad. LMAO.

By Howie at 01:47 PM | Comments |

Going on Jihad?
Terrorist Group A
Terrorist Group B

The real question when going on Jihad in Syria is which terrorist moderate opposition group to join. Both claim to be the one true representative of Islam, while accusing the each other of being apostates.

Decisions, decisions.

Jund al Aqsa, an al Qaeda front group, has pledged allegiance to Jabhat Fath al Sham (JFS, or the “Conquest of the Levant Front”), al Qaeda’s rebranded branch in Syria. The move comes after tensions between Jund al Aqsa and other groups fighting Bashar al Assad’s regime boiled over in recent weeks.

Ahrar al Sham, which models itself after the Taliban, has been at odds with Jund al Aqsa since last year. In October 2015, Jund al Aqsa withdrew from the Jaysh al Fath (“Army of Conquest”) alliance, which is jointly led by Ahrar al Sham and JFS (formerly known as Al Nusrah Front). At the time, Jund al Aqsa objected to some of Ahrar al Sham’s policies and tactics.

Relations between the two sides seemed to improve earlier this year, but the situation was never fully resolved. Ahrar al Sham has recently accused Jund al Aqsa of having ties to the Islamic State and launched an offensive in areas controlled by the group. Numerous other opposition organizations rallied to Ahrar al Sham’s side, which created a crisis for Jund al Aqsa.

By formally joining JFS, Jund al Aqsa and its allies are hoping to put an end to the rebel infighting. Dr. Abdallah Muhammad al Muhaysini, a highly influential al Qaeda-linked cleric in Syria, claimed on his Telegram page to have helped broker the deal. His involvement signals just how serious the matter is from the jihadists’ perspective. Jund al Aqsa has technically agreed to submit its forces to a common sharia (Islamic law) court that can adjudicate the matter. But it is too early to tell how the conflict will be resolved.

Here's a simple and easy rule for Westerners, any time you read the word Aqsa, needs killing.

By Howie at 01:09 PM | Comments |

Houston Baghdadi We Have A Problem

Remember back when Adam Abed was causing panic in the Houston area and also Arizona with his plaster the world with ISIS stickers Jihad?

Well Adam has turned up again, some background. Adam is originally from the Chicago area. He left Illinois after a domestic dispute with his father.

After attracting the wrong kind of attention in the southwest it appears he returned home. Ony problem, a warrant for domestic violence from the old incident with his father and an OP were still in place. Plus Illinois has suspended his driver's license for failure to appear.

Arizona issued a new one, but Illinois does not recognize it any more than Arizona recognized the Illinois suspension.

30-year-old Abdulrahman Abed was driving a rented white Mercedes SUV and his 16-year-old sister was a passenger when they were pulled over by an Illinois State Trooper in Oakbrook Terrace, Tuesday evening.

“I feel like I was abused and mistreated because of my scarf,” said the 16-year old, who did not want to be identified. “We parked in the parking lot when state police put on his lights and sirens and said you did not stop at the stop sign,” she said.

Her brother got out of the car. The traffic stop escalated. The trooper then asked her to get out. She says she refused because she was scared.

“I know my rights as a citizen. I said, 'What is the probable cause here?'”

She says she was physically removed from the vehicle and was taken to the hospital in police custody, panicked and bruised. She was cited for obstructing a peace officer.

Bummer, Adam was so, so entertaining.

Previous :Houston Baghdadi's Terribly Terrifying Tour of Terror Totally Terrorizes Texas.
Actual Real Life Terrorists Notice Houston Baghdadi's American Jihad

Hat Tip: Liberty Speaks.

Update: He made bail. But I don't have the list of charges. Cause Liberty is slacking. But try here.

By Howie at 12:39 PM | Comments |

Obama Pledges To Send Lame Duck to Mars

President Obama today promises that somehow someway, by the end of some decade in the future, maybe after we dick around a bit.

We have set a clear goal vital to the next chapter of America's story in space: sending humans to Mars by the 2030s and returning them safely to Earth, with the ultimate ambition to one day remain there for an extended time...
Its the kind of lame halfassed day late dolar short afterthought that could have been an insiprational leap foreward say had Obama cared or tried eight years ago.

As it stands it's little more than Lame Duck's pipe dream. Obama's main ambition in space was to make sure that George W Bushes plan for space will killed. No matter the resulting space ADHD, wasted time and wasted money.

In that case mission accomplished, I guess.

By Howie at 10:13 AM | Comments |

October 10, 2016

Islamic State Citizen and Mujahideen Living in IS Sucks The Big One

Islamic State is awsome! I mean so long as you like starving and the daily lead rain.

A “homesick” British ISIS fighter waging terror in Syria has moaned about missing fish and chips.

Sajid Aslam, 34, fled his home in Walsall, West Midlands, to joined the feared terrorist group.

The English teacher is now on an intelligence services most-wanted list for travelling overseas to join ISIS.

But in a series of emails Aslam has claimed he is innocent - and missing fish and chips in his homeland.

He wrote: “Walsall is known for its many chip shops - and I often long for fish and chips!

By Howie at 02:22 PM | Comments |

Clinton Campaign's Deplorable Pottymouth

Clinton Campaign's response to criticism of the Libya Iraq debacle.

But hey someone once said they liked pussy. So there!

By Howie at 11:43 AM | Comments |

0/09/16 TRUMP Presidential Debate 2 FULL

I could not decide if I wanted to watch Mad Max or the debate.

I settled on Max Max as it more closely reflected reality.

By Howie at 08:29 AM | Comments |

October 05, 2016

VP Debate

Just STFU and respect the time these homos have together.

By Howie at 08:12 AM | Comments |

Boobies Are The Water of Life

Someone said that liking boobs is bad, that person is an idiot.

By Howie at 07:31 AM | Comments |

October 04, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Not A Big Wheel

I've been reading a lot about Vinnie and his Big Wheel causing a scene in Philadelphia.

I just wanted to point out that THIS IS NOT A BIG WHEEL!

Big Wheel's rear wheels are fixed and the front wheel is used to turn. Clearly this is not a Big Wheel its a Mean Machine! Mean Machines have a fixed front wheel and turns using two levers to move the back wheels.

So clearly this is a Mean Machine, though with a newer modified high performance front wheel to allow it to reach near interstate speeds.

By Howie at 12:32 PM | Comments |

October 02, 2016

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Come on Billy! Edition

Caption Bill's reply to Barack Obama's pleas that Mr. Clinton stop bullshitting and get on the plane.

Fatwas will be issued, oh fatwas will so be issued.

(remember you have to read them in Bill's voice, its more fun that way.)

Update: The I will cut ur neck Fatwa issued against Kuffar for

Just keep on holding the door for me , boy...

By Howie at 08:21 AM | Comments |