August 31, 2016

Trump Speech 08/31

What, do you want me to run Hillary's speech?

Anyway Trump starts here.

The stream was still running so I'll do the embed later, I mean its just one click.

By Howie at 09:48 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler Announcements : The Ultimate Islamic Shoe Fighters League

First in the arena Sunni vs Shia, next week Sufis play Ibadis.

I'm not sure how to score that as of yet. I believe they use a system similar to Rugby.

By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

August 30, 2016

Islamic State of Losing: This Jawa Dance Party Dedicated In Loving Memory of Abu Muhammad Adnani

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance!

Mashallah baby!

By Howie at 08:23 PM | Comments |

August 29, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Islam A Religion That Respects Women

Yeah you danged ol Slamofphobes, under Islam women are treated as the most valuable jewels.

Um, bigots!

By Howie at 03:48 PM | Comments |

Not Gene Wilder!

Gene was there at the very height of cinematic achievement known as Young Frankenschtein.

What knockers!

By Howie at 02:34 PM | Comments |

Crooked Hillary Endorsed Anthony The Wiener Weiner As Huband For Huma

So that Hillary sure knows how to pick em.

n another message, he blamed her for keeping him awake the previous night. 的 did not sleep well . . . Horny as f北, he wrote.

He even confessed to masturbating while thinking about her, calling her 斗iterally a fantasy chick.

鄭nd I mean literally. So now you know how I got to sleep last night, he wrote, adding a purple demon emoji.

After she sent him a cartoon image of a pump bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues, he responded with a graphic, homemade text-and-emoji image of an ejaculating penis.

徹K..Enough of that!! she wrote.

添eah. I taxed myself too much on that one. So anyway, what are you wearing, he wrote back, adding a winking, tongue-out emoji.

So Hillary gives Bill an intern who saves his DNA, Anthony deletes his twitter after a woman saves all his sexts for months and sells them to the NY Post.

LMAO. The more things change, the more times Anthony shows is wiener.

Update: Huma Dumps Weiner.

Hat Tip: Jammie Wearing Fool, ironic that a Jamie Wearing Fool annouces the divorce of the biggest Jammie Wearing Fool ever.

Also if you think this is funny.

Then again Jawas, we are not human so we're all good here.

Ya'll stop laughing!

By Howie at 09:01 AM | Comments |

August 26, 2016


I don't know, we're supposed to be running around shouting Pepe'! all day.

Something about the Tilde White? I don't know.

By Howie at 08:15 AM | Comments |

August 25, 2016

Awesome! Turkey Sends Ground Forces Into Syria in US Led Operation

I have a very bad feeling about this.

Turkey sent more tanks into northern Syria on Thursday and demanded Kurdish militia fighters retreat within a week as it seeks to secure the border region and drive back Islamic State with its first major incursion into its neighbor.

Turkish special forces, tanks and warplanes on Wednesday entered Jarablus, one of Islamic State's last strongholds on the Turkish-Syrian border, in a U.S.-backed offensive. Gunfire and explosions echoed around hills in the region on Thursday.

President Tayyip Erdogan and senior government officials have made clear the aim of "Operation Euphrates Shield" is as much about stopping the Kurdish YPG militia seizing territory and filling the void left by Islamic State as about eliminating the radical Islamist group itself.

Turkey, which has NATO's second biggest armed forces, demanded that the YPG retreat to the east side of the Euphrates river within a week. The Kurdish militia had moved west of the river earlier this month as part of a U.S.-backed operation, now completed, to capture the city of Manbij from Islamic State.

I've always said that Turkey wants to use ISIS, to become the savior so to speak of the region from ISIS. By that they intend to regain some of what was lost in WWI.

One thing for sure first Turkey is going to screw over the Kurds and ask ISIS militants to come in from the cold, as if they ever were in the cold.

Then they are going to screw over Obama and John Kerry. In fact they are already screwing US over. Lets face it this is not a US led operation, Turkey is calling the shots and insisting the US screw over the Kurds as the price for so called incursion against Islamic State.

By Howie at 11:02 AM | Comments |

Italy Quake Video

Its clear that many have died and many more yet to be found.

Searchers continue to go through piles of rock and sand that were once buildings. An Italian government agency says while people are still being pulled from the debris, the death toll is up to 247.

By Howie at 08:07 AM | Comments |

August 24, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: There is NO Crying in Jihad!

Hamdi! Looking like a total vag in front of the Kuffar court is Haram!

A Sydney man who helped seven young men travel from Australia to Syria to join the Islamic State conflict has told a court he is "not a terrorist".


Hamdi Alqudsi, 42, was found guilty of violating Australia's foreign incursion laws for making travel arrangements for a group of would-be jihadists in 2013.

Giving evidence for the first time at a sentence hearing, he expressed regret and said that he loved Australia.

....Alqudsi broke down in tears while giving evidence, saying he now realises he was breaking the law.

Two of your recruits made excellent cannon fodder for Allah! And here you are acting all sorry?

All suffering is for the sake of Allah! Man up!

By Howie at 09:03 PM | Comments |

Muslim Uses French Nationality to Travel to Australia
Murders UK Woman and Her Dog

Just another Muslim spreading Islamic culture while on vacation.

A French man shouting the Arabic phrase "Allahu akbar" stabbed a British woman to death and wounded two men in an attack at a hostel in northeast Australia, police said Wednesday.

The attack took place Tuesday night at a hostel in the town of Home Hill, south of Townsville in northern Queensland. A 21-year-old British woman was found dead at the scene and a 30-year-old British man was hospitalized in critical condition. A local man was treated and released for injuries. A dog was also fatally wounded in the attack.

Europeans traveling to Australia during the extended summer vacation both boosts the Australian economy and allows for positive cultural exchange. One can only hope Australians don't suffer a negative backlash for this cultural misunderstanding.

Thank Allah the Australians have not charge him with murder yet or anything like that. I mean you don't want to put a damper on more Muslims choosing an Australian destination. Such Australophobia would interfere with enlightening moments like this one.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |

August 23, 2016

Coincidence? Crooked Hillary Down Also Down

I'm not sure why is down. But I have a feeling. has been shut down again for the third time! Each time the website was suspended was when a Hillary Clinton cartoon went viral!

The site is back up but looking for safe harbor.

UPDATE: As of 11:30 pm MDT site is back up- lame excuse given by hosting company, very suspicious. We are now working with a web site developer pro who will be working with us to redesign and move to a secure server imune to attacks. Thanks for your concern and patience!
Also I get a feeling if Trump loses I'm getting an all expense paid vacation to reeducation camp.

By Howie at 01:48 PM | Comments |

Islamic Sexual Health: Moulay Omar Benhammad, 63, and Fatima Nejjar 62 Still Sparking in Older Years

Aww she's a widow and after raising his six kids Moulay's wife is grateful he's not slobbering on her anymore.

The incident happened Saturday on a beach in Mohammedia, about 16 miles north of Casablanca and 40 miles south of the capital, Rabat.


The lovebirds were allegedly found in a 都exual position inside their car, police said.

Benhammad, a married father of seven, was charged with attempted corruption. Nejjar, a widow and mother of six, was booked for complicity to adultery.

Extramarital sex is punishable by up to a year behind bars in Morocco. Party officials said the pair痴 actions violated MUR痴 values.

Benhammad has reportedly said he lives with Najjar in a common-law marriage and that his wife does not want him prosecuted for adultery.

Obviously Morocco is not following Islam because under Sharia both should be stoned to death. I mean she's a widow and he can marry her in five minutes. Let he stoning begin.

Anyway filed under Sexual Revolution Muslim.

By Howie at 01:05 PM | Comments |

Women's Owner Decides Who She Has Sex With

Just so all you Kaffir girls understand, that when Islam takes over the world, your new Muslim owner can offer you to his pals, its your Muslim owner who decides if you are sexually receptive to Achmed.

Islam: Women's rights under Islam, Your Guardian or owner will decide for you. I mean why trouble women with the burden of deciding who will enter her vagina? Under Islam you will be freed from that heavy burden.

By Howie at 10:31 AM | Comments |

Domestic Islamic Terrorist Wasil Farooqui Tries to Behead Man

So if the FBI knew he went to Syria and attempted to support Islamic State, why is he walking around free? I mean.... um just saying?

ABC News:

The FBI has launched a federal terrorism investigation into a weekend stabbing in Roanoke, Va., looking at whether the attacker may have been trying to behead his victim in an alleged ISIS-inspired assault, sources tell ABC News.


Federal authorities have been aware of the alleged attacker, 20-year-old Wasil Farooqui, of the Roanoke area, for some time, sources familiar with the case told ABC News. In the past year, he traveled to Turkey and may have tried to sneak into Syria, where ISIS is recruiting and inspiring sympathizers from across the world, sources said.

It appears his family lives in the area specifically his father. Other than that I don't see much under his name as of yet. Lives very close to the scene of the crime.


By Howie at 09:08 AM | Comments |

August 22, 2016

ISIS Using Child Bombs Usual Dead Baby Porn Pushers Silent

Remember Arabs and Muslims love their children., they make such good bombs, not to mention the dead baby propaganda they use to guilt the West.

So remember the next time you see a dead child in an Arab/Muslim conflict his mother had no higher hope than for him to die for sake of Allah.

A young boy carrying a suicide vest in Kirkuk, north of Baghdad claims he was kidnapped by armed ISIS terrorists who strapped on a suicide vest and ordered him to attack.

TV footage of the dramatic incident shows Iraqi security forces disarm the young boy, who was aged around 12, before bundling him into a truck.

The incident happened one hour after another suicide bomber targeted a Shiite mosque in the city.

So are the usual dead baby porn pushers outraged by this?

Nice, way to avoid the fact that Muslims are using children as bombs while getting in a propaganda point at the US. See that dead baby was useful!

How about my fave terror apologist and Jew hater? Maybe he's outraged?

Nope, oh well its good that he blamed the Zionists, otherwise I'd be worried he was sick.

I'll look at some more dead baby porn pushers later and see if I can find one that directly blames the terrorists for killing babies, but don't hold your breath.

By Howie at 02:17 PM | Comments |

Maajid Nawaz: On Choudary Islam's Joker

Did I mention Anjem Choudary is going to prison.

I see a lot of worry that in Prison Amjem will recruit at a record pace. It seems the the UK is going to start making that much harder, locking up all the radicals in segregation.

Britain announced plans Monday to house imprisoned Islamist extremists in separate units from other inmates, after a review found that some charismatic convicts were radicalizing the wider Muslim population in prisons.

...Though the full report was kept confidential, a summary of the findings of the review recommended introducing the specialized units in order to stop a small number of individuals from being able to "proselytize'' to other inmates. The release of the findings comes in advance of the sentencing of Anjem Choudary, one of Britain's best-known radical Muslim preachers.

Some activist dumbass in the piece protested that it was harsh or something, wants the radicals put back in general population.

What. An. Idiot.

In fact they should be treated as prisoners of war as their loyalty lies with terrorists. Put in a GITMO or POW type camp and held till hostilities cease or till they are dead, whichever comes first.

By Howie at 01:10 PM | Comments |

Fatwa This: Namewee OH MY GOD!

Malaysian artist Namewee has been arrested for insulting lslam, he called it a superstition in a video.

A Malaysian rapper has been remanded in custody by a court in Penang over a music video entitled Oh My God that allegedly insults Islam because it was partly filmed in a mosque.

Namewee, whose real name is Wee Meng Chee, will be held for four days, a district police chief, Mior Faridalathrash Wahid, told Agence France-Presse.

He said the rapper was being investigated for defiling a place of worship with the intent of insulting a religion.

The rapper, who is also a film director, could face up to two years in prison, a fine, or both, according to local media.

It wasn't for filming in a mosque, trust me it was for grouping Islam with other superstition.

Without further delay, here is the video.


By Howie at 12:36 PM | Comments |

Either Huma Abedin Edited 9/11 Was an Inside Job
Or Just Got Paid To Do Nothing Lend Credibilty To Represent Saudi Terrorism as Inside Job

Do you think Hillary Clinton is loyal to America or to her big Saudi donors at Clinton Foundation? Just asking.

Hillary Clinton's top aide Huma Abedin worked at a radical Muslim publication that opposed women's rights and blamed the US for 9/11, it has been revealed.
Abedin, who could become the future White House chief of staff if Hillary wins the election, was assistant editor of the Journal of Muslim Minority Affairs until as late as 2008, NY Post reports.

The aide was at the journal in 2002 when her mother Saleha Mahmood Abedin, who remains editor-in-chief to this day, published an article which appeared to blame the US for bringing the 9/11 terror attacks on itself, according to the Post.

Yeah but that is just Mrs. Weiner's mom. Hillary doesn't hang with Mrs Weiner's mom.

Sorry my bad, but Hillary was just promoting women's rights, right?
Shortly after Clinton gave her seminal 'women's rights are human rights,' speech in Beijing in 1995, the journal published a series of articles hitting back at the speech.

A 1996 piece titled 'Women's rights are Islamic rights', that appeared to claim that women who wore revealing clothes were inviting rape.

The author wrote that revealing clothes 'directly translates into unwanted results of sexual promiscuity and irresponsibility and indirectly promote violence against women.'

It also states that single or working moms and gay couples with children should not be classed as a family.

Yeah well but its not like they are for chopping and sewing up vaginas or anything?
She also helped to edit a book which claims that the practice of female genital mutilation - which has been internationally denounced as barbaric and cruel - was justified under Islamic law, the Post reports.
Hold on! I'm fired up now. Its would be the same as as, it would cost just as much to um, hold on now.

Its not as if with Hillary you'd be electing a President who's top aid is a Pakistani/Saudi plant or anything. I mean come on now, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are some of our best friends.

Its not as if 90% of the money for 9/11 came from Saudi Arabia nor that Pakistan hid Osama bin-Laden for ten years while claiming to be helping us fight terrorism.

Um..... uh....

You people are a bunch of freaking racist Phobes!

By Howie at 11:44 AM | Comments |

Turkey's Pet Terrorists Bomb Kurdish Wedding With 12 Year Old Suicide Bomber

So Turkey blamed this attack on its black ops proxy known as Islamic State

The explosion happened as wedding guests danced in the street on Saturday evening in a predominantly Kurdish district of Gaziantep.
The pro-Kurdish Peoples' Democratic Party (HDP), said the wedding had been for one of its members.

The bride and bridegroom, from the mainly Kurdish region of Siirt in the south-east, survived the blast but were among the injured.

Witness Veli Can, 25, said that the celebrations were coming to an end when the explosion ripped through a crowd of people dancing.

"There was blood and body parts everywhere," he said.
Mr Erdogan said IS had been trying to "position itself" in Gaziantep, which is a major hub for Syrian refugees.

In a written statement, he said there was "no difference" between IS, the Kurdish militants of the PKK, and followers of US-based cleric Fethullah Gulen, whom he blames for the coup attempt last month.

Trust me you won't see strong Turkish action against Islamic State, what you will see is Turkey using this as an excuse to operate against the Kurds.

Really its pretty slick, you wonder why Arabs talk about 9/11 as an inside job? I know its silly right? Well not in the Islamic world, they say that because in their evil world they really do have inside jobs.

Turkey uses Islamic State to bomb Kurds. Turkey blames Islamic State terrorists, then use the operation against terrorists to bomb pretty much all the Kurds while for some reason forgetting to bomb Islamic State. Rinse repeat.

By Howie at 11:12 AM | Comments |

Islamic Terrorist Guilty of War Crimes

For some reason Ahmad al-Mahdi thinks that we should forgive him and Allah weill reward us. The same kind Islamic rewards he brought to Mali?

I'll pass.

The first defendant to plead guilty at the international criminal court has apologised to Mali and to mankind for destroying religious monuments in the ancient city of Timbuktu.


Ahmad al-Mahdi admitted directing the destruction of nine mausoleums and a mosque door in 2012, when Timbuktu was controlled by rebels and members of al-Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb.

At the opening of his trial for war crimes in The Hague, he expressed his 電eep regret to the people of Timbuktu, to whom the monuments had been of great religious and cultural importance.

的 seek their forgiveness and I ask them to look at me as a son who has lost his way, he said. 典hose who forgive me will be rewarded by the almighty. I would like to make them a solemn promise that this was the first and the last wrongful act I will ever commit.

He's getting off really easy after all he's not being held responsible for all the Muslims and non-Muslims murdered during the occupation of Timbuktu by al-Qaeda and Ansar Dine. Ahmad al-Mahdi was a commander during the slaughter as well, he should hang.

By Howie at 10:49 AM | Comments |

Feel Good Stroy of the Day: Molitov Boomerang

Feel free to laugh..

A Palestinian youth attempting to throw a firebomb at a Jewish home in east Jerusalem on Sunday lit himself on fire during the act.

By Howie at 10:40 AM | Comments |

August 20, 2016

Meanwhile in Yemen LXIII

Yemen, its so much better since Obama and Hillary took office. I mean look at Hillary and Obama's record on Yemen, who wouldn't run from that?

By Howie at 08:34 PM | Comments |

August 18, 2016



By Howie at 08:22 AM | Comments |

August 17, 2016

Louisiana Flooding Aftermath Cleanup & Recovery

I'm sorry I've not run much on this.

Hat Tip: Jeff.

By Howie at 07:08 PM | Comments |

Crooked Hillary Blues


By Howie at 12:27 PM | Comments |

August 16, 2016

RIP Dr. John McLaughlin

My grandfather on my father's side turned me on to McLaughlin Group, he had been looking very frail of late.


McLaughlin group was the predecessor of modern panel discussions. And John was a pretty sharp bird. Jack Germond, Elanor Cleft, Pat Buchanan. Always a good panel.

A message from the McLaughlin Group family.
Earlier this morning, a beloved friend and mentor, Dr. John McLaughlin, passed away peacefully at the age of 89. As a former jesuit priest, teacher, pundit and news host, John touched many lives. For 34 years, The McLaughlin Group informed millions of Americans. Now he has said bye bye for the last time, to rejoin his beloved dog, Oliver, in heaven. He will always be remembered.
Please note, we will inform you - via this page - of memorial service details

The think is he was on last week, though the last year you could really tell John was in bad health. So in these weird times I often joked that McLaughlin group was where I went to find out WTF was really going on.

And they were very good. I reported way before the convention that the fix was in and it was Hillary vs Trump. I got that from John.

Sad, because I'm sure he would have wanted to know how this all works out, or maybe he did know already. Now I have no way to know what will happen before it happens. Hopefully the panel will carry on the tradition for all us political junkies

RIP John.

A relic of a bygone era when fierce partisans at the end of the day were friends.

His last broadcast.

My bad there is one episode from 08/12 where the panel held the show without John on as moderator.

The McLaughlin Group by shundriad

By Howie at 03:04 PM | Comments |

Obama Totally 100% Endorses Crooked Hillary

Obama knows Hillary is a crook, but at this point what difference does it make?

By Howie at 02:19 PM | Comments |

The Atlantic Laments The Fall of White Middle Class

The Atlantic noticed that Krackers are out of a job.

Their solution, more welfare for Krackers so they can make them a permanently dependent welfare class that will vote for them.

How about some jobs, even I can remember back when there were sewing factories and jobs even in our one horse town.

The men farmed or worked oil rigs or mines. The women worked in sewing factories and services. Now an oil job is precious, mining jobs are going along with the mechanics and drivers that supported them. Farming requires millions of dollars in capital. There are no small farms.

Which comes back to Trump's death tax, the left complains that 10 million net worth is not a small business. But what few farms are left probably average 2000 acres + and a net worth over 10 million.

And people wonder why Trump is in the race? I mean the political class isn't into serving the people, they serve whomever donates the most political money. And you people thought the ran to represent you?

By Howie at 01:30 PM | Comments |

Another Day: Another Crooked Democrat

Democrats aren't interested in representing anyone but their own interest. Treating government like personal tool for personal gain. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen G. Kane was convicted Monday of perjury, obstruction, and other crimes, after squandering her once-bright political future on an illegal vendetta against an enemy.

Four years after Kane's election in a landslide as the first Democrat and first woman elected attorney general, a jury of six men and six women found her guilty of all charges: two counts of perjury and seven misdemeanor counts of abusing the powers of her office.

I had a damned Democrat tell my wife this week, well so and so is on the board. They wanted something from us, figured their political connections mattered. So they dropped a name. LMAO.

Well they might matter but they have it backwards, you do ME a favor, do well at your job and I might vote for you. Otherwise GTFO my face you dirty filthy slimy politician.

By Howie at 01:12 PM | Comments |

At Last! Anjem Choudary Headed to Prison!
(Update I Think Positive! Use The Force!)
(Update: II Told You So!)

All good things come to Jawas who wait long enough.

At last Jawa Arch Enemy Anjem Choudary has been found guilty guilty guilty as we always knew he is.

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

His pal Abu Barra will have to update his youtube from Prison.

That's right Jihadtube hosted Abu Barra all the way through his conviction for terrorism.

Update: Grain of Salt Warning. So far I have one source on this, multiple attempts to find a second source have been unfruitful. If anyone has a confirming source please comment.

Update II 08/01/16: Still no confirming source. But we will update and bump when a verdict is reached. In the mean time..... think happy thoughts. I have a very good feeling about this.

Update 08/16/16: I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.

Jawa Report: Only 17 days ahead of Sky News.


Anjem Choudary, one of the most notorious hate preachers living in Britain, is facing jail after being found guilty of supporting Islamic State.

Following years in which he avoided arrest despite his apparent sympathy for extremism and links to some of Britain痴 most notorious terrorists, Choudary was convicted at the Old Bailey after jurors heard he had sworn an oath of allegiance to Isis.

The 49-year-old, who has links to one of Lee Rigby痴 killers, Michael Adebolajo, and the Islamist militant Omar Bakri Muhammad, also urged followers to support Isis in a series of talks broadcast on YouTube.

Choudary and his co-defendant, Mohammed Rahman, 33, told their supporters to obey Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the Isis leader, who is also known as a caliph, and travel to Syria to support Islamic State or 鍍he caliphate, the court heard.

They were convicted in July but details of the trial, including the verdict, could not be reported until now.

Choudary and Rahman face up to 10 years in jail for inviting support for a proscribed organisation. They will be sentenced in September.

Yes Jihadtube is still hosting now convicted terrorist Mohammed Rahman aka Abu Barra.

Original post 07/29/16 at 13:44:54 cdt.

Related, Youtube and Twitter's enabling of Choudary and the Islam4UK, Sharia4Belgium etc etc.

Social media giants had the last word on Anjem Choudary's online posts, even after he was arrested for inviting support for Isis.

The officer argued the account showed support for so-called Islamic State contrary to section 12 Terrorism Act 2000 and breached Twitter rules on "threatening or promoting terrorism", the court heard.

On June 23 this year, a request was sent to YouTube for the removal of a video entitled "Duties of the Kilafah by Anjem Choudary" which was refused.

A video entitled "The Caliphate will expand into Europe and US" was not referred because YouTube consider it "journalistic" as it was uploaded on Memri TV, a Middle East research institute.

The official also urged Twitter to remove Choudary's co-accused Mohammed Rahman's account.

This does not even count the epic battles where Jawa report ran numerous TOS complaint campaigns against Anjem Choudary and his terrorist groups' online presence.

We have been in a battle against Choudary for a decade or more, his offshoot Sharia4Belgium being the most productive of his terrorist groups. Founding the environment that eventually led to the recent attacks in Belgium.

Had the warnings been heeded and that byte collectors ignored and this presence eliminated there would be a whole lot more people alive and a lot fewer terrorists.


Update: Twitter has removed Anjem Choudary's account or he has deleted it.

Youtube has removed one of Abu Barra's accounts.

The other remains.

Not to mention Abu Haleema who is banned from using the media and Authentic Tawheed which runs Anjem and friends videos. A fellow traveler if you will.

By Howie at 10:02 AM | Comments |

August 13, 2016

RIP Kenny Baker


Hat Tip: Old Ben.

See the thing is Kenny may be gone, but droids never die.

By Howie at 11:45 AM | Comments |

August 12, 2016

Dum Dum Dum Da Dah Dum Dah Da Dum

Dum dum dah da dadadaahh da dum....

By Howie at 07:33 AM | Comments |

August 11, 2016

War Porn! More Daesh Dashing

By Howie at 08:18 AM | Comments |

August 10, 2016

White Trash Wednesday : Facing A Double Barrel

You racist bastages think all us poor white folks are all justl tabacca chewin crinables?

residents in a small neighborhood just outside of Metropolis remain relieved but shaken, after police finally captured a man on the run nearby since Wednesday.
I caint believe ya'll are taken in by that there stereotype!

See we ain't like that at all.

By Howie at 01:26 PM | Comments |

"Moderate" Syrian Rebels Embrace Pro Al Queda Saudi Cleric

Abdallah Muhammad al Muhaysini an Al Queda spiritual advisor in Syria arrived to meet with "moderate" Syrian Rebels. Mr Muhaysini made a famous speech last week where he tempted men to fight with hope of obtaining sweet virgins.


Check out his video below where he talks about how the virgins spit can turn the whole ocean sweet. Amazingly thousands of jihadists marched on Aleppo and died by the hundreds in the following days to meet their hot virgins.

By Jackryanduex at 10:57 AM | Comments |

August 09, 2016

Smore Smores!


By Howie at 12:35 PM | Comments |

Religion of Peace Watch: Days of Contiguous Peace 0

I was just checking to see how long Islam can provide peace, after all its the Religion of Peace.

So far 0 days.

Qayara officials said that about 20 people have died while in custody of Daesh. It is unclear how the victims died, but the militants are holding thousands of people as human shields, threatening to kill and torture those who try to escape.

In Mosul, militants beheaded seven people.

Iraq: Qayara officials said that about 20 people have died while in custody of Daesh. It is unclear how the victims died, but the militants are holding thousands of people as human shields, threatening to kill and torture those who try to escape.

In Mosul, militants beheaded seven people.

Four shoppers were killed and 11 were wounded when a bomb exploded at a market in Yusufiya.

In Baghdad, a bomb killed two people and wounded eight more at a commercial district in Iskan. A bomb targeting a militia convoy in Doura left three militiamen dead and seven wounded. Two suicide bombers were killed in Arab Jabour.

Three men were executed in Hawija.

A sniper killed Major Abdul Amir al-Zirgani in Jazirat al-Khalidiya.
Teenage girl allegedly plotting terror attack detained in Paris suburb.

Saudi-led strikes push Qaeda out of Yemen town or 14 dead after Saudi-led airstrikes hit food factory in Yemen. Whatever your narrative shit blew up.

PHOTOS: ISIS Shows Off Killed Syrian Arab Army Soldiers After Attack

Oh well, maybe tomorrow.

By Howie at 09:40 AM | Comments |

Crooked Hillary Grabs Coveted Florida Taliban Endorsement

Hillary Clinton was just endorsed by Seddique Mateen.

KISSIMMEE, Fla. - Hillary Clinton spoke to a crowd in Kissimmee, just south of Orlando. She was supposed to be talking jobs, but started the speech off paying tribute to those affected by the Pulse Nightclub shooting.

"I know how many people, families, loved ones, and friends are still grieving, and we will be with you as you rebuild your lives."


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WPTV happened to notice the man, who has a mustache and was wearing a red hat, behind Clinton. It was Seddique Mateen , the father of Orlando mass shooter Omar Mateen.

So the father of the terrorist who committed the largest act of mass murder on US soil since 9-11 said....
"Hillary Clinton is good for United States versus Donald Trump, who has no solutions," he said.
What else does he say?
The Orland gay club gunman's father has well-known anti-American views and is an ideological supporter of the Afghan Taliban. A new message posted by the father on Facebook early Monday morning also makes it clear he could have passed anti-homosexual views onto his son.

Seddique Mir Mateen, father of Orlando gunman Omar Mateen, who died in a shootout with police after killing at least 49 people early Sunday morning, regularly attended Friday prayers at a Florida mosque with his son.

Game. Set. Match.

By Howie at 08:00 AM | Comments |

August 08, 2016

Religion of Peace Peace Watch

With the latest trend of dependable daily Islamic terror attacks Jawa Report has determined it would just be a lot easier to report days when there are no attacks.

I mean seriously I can't keep up with all the bombings, slashings, Joo hatred and beheading.

So from now on unless you see us report otherwise just assume a bunch of people died in an Islamic Terror attack. It will save everyone a whole log of trouble. Especially me. I mean I won't really have to pay that much attention to Muslims practicing their culture.

By Howie at 12:35 PM | Comments |

August 06, 2016

Gimme a Beat!

And you thought iron Maiden were evil.

By Howie at 08:10 PM | Comments |

August 05, 2016

Khizr Khan Campaigns For Crooked Hillary 2016 in Pakistan

You know our good friend Pakistan who hid Osama bin-Laden, yes that Pakistan.

Here is even more powerful interference in the presidential election than that of the Saudis: 滴e said that Allah makes people like Trump to make mistakes to discredit them in public eyes forever. Khizr Khan has made this election into a referendum on the power of Allah and Islam.
On a side note, in a group discussion I once took Abbottabad as where bin-Laden was hiding solely based on the fact it started with Abbot and I used to love to watch Abbot and Costello on Sunday mornings.

Hey, I was totally 100% correct. People should listen to me more often.

By Howie at 12:25 PM | Comments |

Random Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Kentucky Fried Trump Edition (Update: Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of Donald Trump eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken on his private jet.


Hat Tip: Photos and Bacon.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against EyeSurgeon for

I like my chicken the way I like my jihadis--Extra Crispy!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Colonel for
Sterling lickin' good." And for desert, Devil's food cake.
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Frustrated Teacher for
I'll bet Hillary is dining on the best food Saudi Arabian blood money can buy
The Our Hajj Will Be Complete When We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Bluegrass Pundit for
I just love a nice thigh. Fried chicken is good too

By Howie at 09:01 AM | Comments |

August 03, 2016

Islamic State Said Its Next Attack Against UK
woman Stabbed To Death Six Wounded in Londan
American woman 60 Murdered
Mentally Ill African Taliban Held in Attack

They weren't shitting. So can we nuke them now? Or shall we wait for another innocent woman to be beheaded alive? I mean if you don't exact a heavy cost for this.... very heavy. We in the west are way past being justified in exacting the harshest possible price.

Police and ambulance crews were called at 22:33 BST on Wednesday to reports of a man in possession of a knife and injuring people.

Up to six injured people were found at the scene; one woman was pronounced dead a short time later.

The man was arrested at 22:39; a taser was discharged by one of the arresting officers.

Terrorism is one possible motive being explored, the Metropolitan Police say.

They don't understand anything else. Evil must be faced and destroyed.

And its not cruel, what is cruel is allowing these savages to exact their daily toll on the rest of the world without end. Half-assing our response does just that, extends the cruelty.

Update: The person killed was a 60 year old American woman. The Brits are disseminating a false narrative about it being mental illness rather than Jihadis but as we've all seem mental illness and Jihad are complementary, not exclusive.

A 40-year-old Brazilian man living in London told CNN a Spanish family stopped and asked him to call an ambulance.
"I thought someone had collapsed or passed out, that was my first impression," said Fernando, who did not want to give his last name.

The person arrested is a Somali from Norway. Somalia as you know is home to al-Shabaab who just this week named a new leader. Around here we refer to al-Shabaab as the African Taliban.

A police officer guards the scene of a knife attack Thursday at Russell Square in London.

He said one of those family members was holding the dying woman and helping and reassuring her. She had been stabbed in the back, Fernando said, adding that he was in shock.

"It was not nice to see someone dying," he said.

We demand the suspects extradition after the Brits are done with him and leave the Death Penalty on the table.

The other victims

The woman was pronounced dead at the scene and two women and three men - who were British, American, Israeli and Australian - were taken to hospital. Three have since been discharged.

But that's just a total coincidence, you believe me right?

By Howie at 08:35 PM | Comments |

ISIS Meets Sprockets


Hat Tip: B'emetOr.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

Revolution Muslim Fails Again Or Did They?

And old friend of Zack Chesser has been arrested, one would think that he was also friends with some other members of Revolution Muslim, the gift that just keeps on giving.

Dept of Justice Press Release

Nicholas Young, 36, of Fairfax, Virginia, was arrested today on charges of attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a designated foreign terrorist organization. Young is employed by the Metro Transit Police Department (MTPD) as a law enforcement officer.

Assistant Attorney General for National Security John P. Carlin, U.S. Attorney Dana J. Boente of the Eastern District of Virginia and Assistant Director in Charge Paul M. Abbate of the FBI痴 Washington Field Office made the announcement. Young痴 initial appearance is scheduled for 2:00 p.m. before U.S. Magistrate Judge Theresa C. Buchanan of the Eastern District of Virginia.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, Young has been employed as an MTPD officer since 2003. Law enforcement first interviewed Young in September 2010 in connection with his acquaintance, Zachary Chesser, who had been arrested and subsequently pleaded guilty to attempting to provide material support to a designated foreign terrorist organization. Over the next several years, Young allegedly had numerous interactions with undercover law enforcement personnel and an FBI confidential human source (CHS) regarding his knowledge of and interest in terrorism-related activity. Many of these interactions were recorded. Law enforcement also interviewed Young痴 family and co-workers. In 2011, Young met with an undercover law enforcement officer, and several of these meetings included another of Young痴 acquaintances, Amine El Khalifi, who later pleaded guilty to charges relating to his plan to conduct a suicide bombing at the U.S. Capitol Building in 2012.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, in 2011, Young traveled to Libya once and attempted to travel there a second time. Young told FBI agents that he had been with rebels attempting to overthrow the Muammar Qaddafi regime. Baggage searches revealed that Young traveled with body armor, a kevlar helmet and several other military-style items, according to the allegations.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on about 20 separate occasions in 2014, Young met with the CHS, who posed as a U.S. military reservist of Middle Eastern descent who wanted to travel overseas to join ISIL. During these conversations, Young allegedly advised the CHS on how to evade law enforcement detection by utilizing specific travel methods and advised the CHS to watch out for informants and not discuss his plans with others.

According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, also in 2014, the CHS led Young to believe that he had successfully left the United States and joined ISIL. In reality, the CHS had no further contact with Young. All further communications between Young and the CHS痴 email account were actually communications between Young and FBI undercover personnel posing as the CHS. In June 2015, Young emailed the CHS asking for advice from the CHS痴 commanders on how to send money to ISIL. Young said, 甜u]nfortunately I have enough flags on my name that I can稚 even buy a plane ticket without little alerts ending up in someone痴 hands, so I imagine banking transactions are automatically monitored and will flag depending on what is going on.

In December 2015, the FBI interviewed Young, ostensibly in connection with an investigation into the whereabouts of the CHS, according to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint. Young allegedly said that the CHS had left the United States to go on a vacation tour in Turkey approximately one year ago. In addition, according to the allegations in the complaint, Young said that he knew of no one in the United States or overseas who helped the CHS cross the Turkish border into Syria.

On July 18, 2016, Young allegedly communicated with a person who he believed to be the CHS regarding purchasing gift cards for mobile-messaging accounts that ISIL purportedly uses in recruiting others to join the terrorist organization. According to the affidavit filed in support of the criminal complaint, on July 28, 2016, Young sent 22 gift card codes to the FBI undercover officer posing as the CHS with a message that stated: 迭espond to verify receipt . . . may not answer depending on when as this device will be destroyed after all are sent to prevent the data being possibly seen on this end in the case of something unfortunate. The codes were ultimately redeemed by the FBI for $245, according to court documents.

A criminal complaint is merely an allegation, and the defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

If convicted, Young faces a statutory maximum sentence of 20 years in prison. The maximum statutory sentence is prescribed by Congress and is provided here for informational purposes. If convicted of any offense, the sentencing of the defendant will be determined by the court based on the advisory Sentencing Guidelines and other statutory factors.

The MTPD initiated this investigation and continues to work collaboratively with the FBI Washington Field Office痴 Joint Terrorism Task Force on the case. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorneys Gordon D. Kromberg and John T. Gibbs of the Eastern District of Virginia and Trial Attorney David P. Cora of the National Security Division.

Download complaint(pdf).

By Howie at 10:47 AM | Comments |

Fatwas! Fatwas! Fatwas!

Islam is not Hijacked but Hijacking infidels, totally 100% Halal.

I have only one comment. Halal and Haram. Halal is permitted, Haram is forbidden.

Halal does not mean, "good" or " not evil" or "better" it ONLY means only permitted. So evil perpetrated against Kuffar is "permitted". Their definitions don't quite jive with western thought.

By Howie at 10:42 AM | Comments |

August 02, 2016

Netanyahu: What did this child do to deserve this? = NOTHING. He's innocent

If only.

By Howie at 07:18 PM | Comments |

Khizr Muazzam Khan Website? What Khizr Muazzam Khan Website?

I don't see any stinking website specializing in helping you know whos get you know where. I mean this is a total fabrication.

Khizr Khan, the Muslim Gold Star father that Democrats and their allies media wide have been using to hammer GOP presidential nominee Donald J. Trump, has deleted his law firm痴 website from the Internet.
This development is significant, as his website proved預s Breitbart News and others have reported葉hat he financially benefits from unfettered pay-to-play Muslim migration into America.

A snapshot of his now deleted website, as captured by the Wayback Machine which takes snapshots archiving various websites on the Internet, shows that as a lawyer he engages in procurement of EB5 immigration visas and other 迭elated Immigration Services.

Oh come on this dude was just a totally randomly selected Muslim that just happened to give a speech at the DNC.

You all believe me...... don't you?

By Howie at 01:17 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Russian Revenge Sucks

I know it was a lot of fun stomping and dragging those dead Russians, but moments of bliss are brief, in this case very very brief.

Just saying.

By Howie at 12:26 PM | Comments |

Yes Virginia Muslims Do Hate Baby Jesus

Today Islamic State released Dabiq 15 Entitled Break the Cross or 101 Islamic Reasons Why Muslims Hate Christians.

I know, people say that Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet and we're all just one big happy Abrahamic family. If someone fed you this BS, go ahead, read what Muslims sympathetic to ISIS really think about Baby Jesus yourself, don't take my word for it take theirs.

In the new edition of its full-color, glossy magazine, ISIS mocks those who claim Islam is a peaceful religion, and even wades into the controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the parents of a dead Muslim U.S. soldier.

The 15th issue of Dabiq, published on July 31, is titled 釘reak The Cross and appears to be primarily directed at those that ISIS considers its enemies, particularly Christians.

Did you know thee think Jesus Crucifixion rather than a selfless act to please God and purchase forgiveness was rather Allah's punishment to Jesus for claiming to be sent by God?


You have heard of the Jizya, the extra tax paid by people of the book, You know Christians and Jews. That's an example of Islamic Tolerance of other faiths, right?


I guess maybe not.

So Muslims respect other's houses of worship and avoid killing clerics, right?



Yeah but they don't really hate hate us, do they?


Nah, how could anyone who likes kittehz really believe that they should chop off priests heads to punish them for misleading Christians.


Awww, isn't that a sweet little kitteh

By Howie at 10:50 AM | Comments |

August 01, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Cunninglus HPV And You

Bill Clinton, "Trust me Hillary has ate more pussy they I have."

I believe it may have been Glenn Reynolds who first examined the picture closely and wondered 展hat the heck is that dark thing on Hillary's tongue?


Suffice it to say that it doesn't look like a throat lozenge that might have been employed to stay her persistent, sickly cough.

iOTWreport discovered a likely cause of said cavity:

It appears to be the result of a tongue biopsy.

So he wasn't lying. But they again it could have come from anywhere.

Still the persistent cough can be from polyps on the throat or vocal cords. But not to worry if she becomes President they can probably keep her alive. I mean they might have to make a hole or two and pipe off some salivary glands. I know a lesbian lady who survived it. She looks like someone out of Dune but hey.

Anyway we hope she recovers well and it does not progress. We dislike Hillary but cancer sucks.

By Howie at 02:23 PM | Comments |

Jeb Bush and the Gimp Suit

So the snark of the day goes to Kurt Schlichter, but what makes today different form any other day?

What have we learned from this? We can稚 answer that unless we get beyond the natural tendency to assume that the problem is that everyone else is wrong: 敵osh, if the voters weren稚 so stupid they would have totally fallen in line with our commands and right now we壇 be watching Jeb Bush being fitted for a gimp suit by Hillary instead of seeing Trump [checks current polls] uh, cleaning her clock. Wait, what?

...In short, did we completely screw up? Nah, it痴 clearly everyone else who痴 wrong. They池e just too stupid to understand that they need to obediently fall in line. After all, their real interests are actually and super conveniently our interests.

Seriously is that where we are at? Because I知 hearing a lot of such nonsense from people horrified at Trump and, by extension, the GOP voters who nominated him fair and square. Can we really blame them for voting for the one guy who actually paid attention to what they were saying?

Yes indeed the Indians have gone off the reservation that the GOP had so lovingly gave them, fine land they said, plenty of water and trees they said. Game to hunt, good fishing they said.


Um, yeah. See there is A TREE, it wasn't a total lie lie.

By Howie at 01:44 PM | Comments |

Jawa Report Officially Endorses Donald Trump

Someone is attempting to make Trump President by pointing out that Melania was once in a hot artsy sexy good gay photograph.


And also some other super hot photographs.


Um, so that does it, this Trump guy makes Bill Clinton look like an amateur. He picks this.


Hillary picks.


He picks this girl.


Who keeps and turns in his DNA.

So who's the better picker here? We're all in for Trump now.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |