July 30, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Cold War II

Why not. I mean I'd take Cold War II over WW III any day.

Be afraid very afraid if Cold War II goes wrong, well that's it. It can't go wrong. ifs MAD MAD I tell you.

By Howie at 10:17 AM | Comments |

July 29, 2016

Caption This: Bill & Balloons



More pics of Bill playing with balloons.

By DMartyr at 12:47 PM | Comments |

Here's Hillary in Her Sopwith Camel

Up! Up! And away!

Aaawwwww! Too bad.

Ohhhhhh. I was afraid of that.

The chatter on NPR this AM was that the ratings for her speech were bad. Anyway I think that's true. As I myself just got around to it.

I'm pretty sure she sucks anyway. She's just not that good.

Remember I told you out with a fizzle.... and balloons, did I not?

Poor lady.

Update: So its not a Camel its a tri-plane, I'm going to go ahead and stick with Camel because Snoopy.

By Howie at 07:32 AM | Comments |

July 28, 2016

Like Bookends of a Sh*t Sandwich

Here is Barack Obama's very last speech to the DNC as president.

So Barack Obama gave a speech in 2004 that made him president in my opinion, it was that good. This is also a good speech. But that connection only comes through in his campaigns, as President he seldom if ever spoke like that to the people. He never looked that relaxed and confident.

The thing I call him on is this, He said something that America is more liked and respected in the world now than when he took office. That's very debatable. I tend to disagree. It can't be as if every. single. criticism. of the Obama Administration is false now can it.

Also I fear the Democrats may have set themselves up for a big letdown tonight. Hillary will have a tough time following Bill's speech, Biden's speech and Obama's speech without the audience noting she's just not that good.

So expect it to go out with a fizzle there. And balloons of course.

So anyone else thing Obama looked all happy because he knows that now Hillary will be blamed for every singe thing that happened during his tenure, she'll face a long hard campaign, Wiki Leaks, yahda yahda yahda.

Michelle is measuring for new curtains. He walks out scot free.

Update: I'll add the rest of the speeches from last night below the fold. The Biden speech is not half bad. I mean in a strictly speech judging sort of way.

Also Bloomberg can go strait to hell. Yeah the Hillary campaign is gonna help the little guy. Up next Michael Bloomberg gives speech on why the government should raid your house in search of illicit sugar.

(Bloomberg, GSTH)

By Howie at 08:54 AM | Comments |

Huge Terrorist Attack on Kurdish Controlled Al-Qamishli

The town of Al-Qamishli is on the Syrian border in far NW Iraq. Pretty far from ISIS lines but very close to Turkey. Turkey is blaming Islamic State.


Yeah right, OK.

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So on to the daily terror attack, I know Bronco said he was optimistic but anyway back to the daily grind.

I'm pretty sure this source is a Turkish partisan so take the word Syrian Regime and replace with Turkey Erdogan and you have the general idea of what happened.

Syrian Kurdish officials have blamed the Syrian government for facilitating or supporting the Islamic State (ISIS) deadly attack in Qamislo that killed at least 50 civilians in the unofficial Kurdish capital of Qamishli.

Ciwan Ibrahim, the head of the Kurdish security police known as Asayish in Kurdish, blamed in a statement on Wednesday the Baath-regime and ISIS for the death and injury of dozens of civilians in Qamishli city, northeastern Syria.

...In a statement published by the ISIS-linked Aamaq news agency, the group said it carried out the attack in Qamishli, describing it as a truck bombing that struck a complex of Kurdish offices.

The extremist group has carried out several bombings in Kurdish areas in Syria in the past.

The Audacity of something something.

By Howie at 07:53 AM | Comments |

July 27, 2016

Germans Fear Racist Backlash After Suitcase Bomb Explodes Near Immigration Center

Germans are mostly peaceful. It would be wrong to jump to conclusions about them based on the actions of a few bad apples. We should reserve judgement about this until all the facts are in.

A SUSPECTED suitcase bomb has been detonated outside an immigration office near the German city of Nuremberg this afternoon.

German media said the explosion occurred near the Federal Office for Migration in Zirndorf, Bavaria, where newly arrived refugees are processed.

According to media reports, a suitcase packed with highly flammable aerosol cannisters was detonated around 200 yards away from the building.

Although there has been reports of Neo Nazis in the area most Germans reject the Nazi ideology.

Officials fear a backlash after reports of an uptick in reports of Anti-German hate incidents over the last few years. Saying, "Nazism is a Religion of Peace".

By Howie at 10:25 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Vaginal Atrophy And You

If you're like Rusty's wife and suffer from um, you know, intimate atrophy don't use Vitamin E on your most sensitive areas.

And now, thanks to Khloé Kardashian women can feel confident in talking openly about Vaginal Atrophy,


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Um, don't really do that. Let Jawa Report do it for you.

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By Howie at 09:55 AM | Comments |

July 26, 2016

To Troll And Troll Again

DNC live day two. Live Troll Slick Willie!

Update: Slick Willie's full speech, to take you back to the good old days I must say that latex stuff, he looks almost young, Don't worry if you missed anything Bill Clinton's was the only half decent lie, I mean speech of the night.

By Howie at 07:14 PM | Comments |

Fatwa This! Morris vs Fido

Fide was such a good boy.

Hey its just a cat's nature.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

Syrian Army Texts Allowing Free Passage From Aleppo

The end is near for Syrian rebels and terrorists in Aleppo, if it were me I'd leave but those who have not already left are pretty dumb so.

The Syrian army sent text messages to residents of rebel-held eastern Aleppo saying it will grant safe passage to people wishing to leave the area, which has been effectively besieged by pro-government forces, state media said on Tuesday.

The army called on residents to push "mercenaries" out of the city -- a reference to rebel fighters -- and said it would give safe passage and temporary accommodation for anyone wishing to leave the area, state news agency SANA said.

The messages also called on armed groups to lay down their weapons, SANA said.

By Howie at 11:02 AM | Comments |

Followers of The Religion of Peace Murders French Priest
Beheading the Priest and Cutting a Nun's Throat

French Diversity, its nice to see Muslims in France are able to practice their own culture.

One of the two ISIS knifemen who stormed a church to behead a French priest was a convicted terrorist and was meant to be living with his parents with an electronic tag.

The pair took the 86-year-old priest, two nuns and two parishioners hostage at the church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen in Normandy during morning mass at 9.45am...

One of the terrorists, a 19-year-old Frenchman who lived close to the church, is said to have left for Syria in 2015 to try and join Islamic State, but he was arrested.

Yeah but arrested for just trying to join Islamic State? Come on bigots, let him out. Oh wait they did.
He was jailed for terrorist offences following a short trial in France, before being released on March 2 this year.
I mean what's the worst thing that could go wrong
his local police station.

But this did not stop him becoming involved in today's atrocity, in which Father Jacques Hamel, 86, had his throat cut.

According to his bail conditions, the electronically tagged terrorist was allowed out unsupervised between 8.30am and 12.30pm

See he just had his throat cut. His head just fell off. I mean it just fell. No big deal.


By Howie at 10:00 AM | Comments |

Revenge of the Kremlin

Henceforth Vladimir Putin shall be known as Darth Ursus, Dark Lord of the Sith.

Putin may be seeking revenge against Clinton. At least that’s the implication of the view among some cybersecurity experts that Russia was behind the recent hack of the Democratic National Committee’s email server, which has sowed confusion and dissent at the Democratic National Convention and undercut Clinton’s goal of party unity.

While Donald Trump’s budding bromance with Vladimir Putin is well known — the two men have exchanged admiring words about each other and called for improved relations between Washington and Moscow — Putin’s hostility towards Clinton draws less attention.

By Howie at 09:16 AM | Comments |

Commie! Commie! Commie!

Bernie's speech at the DNC.

It seems the Commie is popular.

By Howie at 08:44 AM | Comments |

July 25, 2016

Troll the DNC!

WTF, its a living.

By Howie at 07:02 PM | Comments |

Just Because


And now, How Princess Leia got the plans, Hunger Games Edition.

Do we really care that the plot is lacking, no. We want metal bikinis!

By Howie at 04:03 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Keep Your Hands and Feet Inside the Vehicle at All Times

And do not roll down your windows.

Looks like I need to add stay in the car to that list. But hey their windows were all up!

A tourist was killed by a tiger and another seriously injured after getting out of their car while touring a safari park in China.

An investigation was launched into the deadly incident at the Badaling Wildlife Park in Beijing.

Surveillance video captured the moment when two visitors in the front seats of a white sedan reportedly got into an argument while driving through the tiger enclosure on Saturday.

In the video, a woman is seen getting out of the car and walking around to the driver's side door when a tiger suddenly attacks her from behind and drags her off.

Now watch, that woman's stupidity will end up costing the tiger his life.
The male driver immediately chases after them but retreats. A second woman in the back of the car joins the rescue attempt but authorities said she was killed by another tiger.

Park workers were on the scene within seconds but they were too late to save the victim.

By Howie at 02:52 PM | Comments |

One Day in America

A nice summer shower passed by.

Hey I know it looks bad, but before that it was extra hot.

By Howie at 02:45 PM | Comments |

al-Gore Endorses Her Royal Clintoness

That's right, that al-The Ice Caps Melted Already Gore, endorses Crooked Hillary, maybe if she wins he can get in on another deal as good as the Solyndra deal was.

Former Vice President Al Gore endorsed Hillary Clinton on Monday, the opening day of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.

Gore, who served as President Bill Clinton's No. 2, said in a series of tweets that while he was not at the convention, he does indeed support her.

Poor al-Gore didn't even get an invite, but hey to was enough to finally get his name back in the news.

By Howie at 02:26 PM | Comments |

He's Back!

I love Randy.

By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Everyone Wave Buh Bye to Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Debbie does resigning.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz to depart as Democratic Party chairwoman after leaked emails

PHILADELPHIA, July 24 (UPI) -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced Sunday she will step down as Democratic National Committee chairwoman after leaked internal emails suggested favoritism toward Hillary Clinton.

Schultz, also a member of the House of Representatives from South Florida, had decided not speak at the convention this week before she made the announcement and her party stripped her role in Philadelphia.

Wait I thought Donna Brazile was just a sometimes pretty drunk journalist?
DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile will serve as interim chair through the election, it was announced Sunday. Brazile, who has been a CNN and ABC commentator, served in the party role on an interim basis in the spring of 2011.

On the bright side Debbie, maybe Donna will go on a drunken rant! All press is good press they say.

By Howie at 08:40 AM | Comments |

Awesome! Angela Merkel's Germany Now With Splodeydopes!

Splodeydopes in Ansbach:

A failed Syrian asylum seeker has blown himself up and injured 12 other people with a backpack bomb near a festival in the south German town of Ansbach.

The 27-year-old man, who faced deportation to Bulgaria, detonated the device after being refused entry to the music festival, Bavarian officials say.

About 2,500 people were evacuated from the venue after the explosion.

Bavaria has been on edge since a knife rampage on a train claimed by so-called Islamic State (IS) last Monday.

The Ansbach blast is reported to have happened at about 22:10 (20:10 GMT) outside the Eugens Weinstube bar in the centre of the town, which has a population of 40,000 and is home to a US military base.

The bomb went off close to the entrance to the Ansbach Open music festival.
A witness, Thomas Debinski, reported "panic" after the explosion, although some people had thought it was caused by a gas explosion.

"Then people came past and said it was a rucksack that had exploded," he told Sky News.

Remember back in the day, when Jawa Report used to bitch about the German wing of GIMF(Global Islamic Media Front) and the Germans called us Islamophobes. Those were good times.

Hat Tip: Stable Hand for Splodeydopes.

By Howie at 07:40 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Turn it Off!

Re: Saudi Women's Shelter Spam Autoplay.

OK so yeah, your pleas have been herd. It wasn't doing it to me, then all at once it did so I took it down.

My bad.

By Howie at 07:26 AM | Comments |

July 22, 2016

Roosting Chickens in Munich

There have been two shooting today in Munich, one at McDonald's and on at a train station.

By Howie at 12:55 PM | Comments |

July 21, 2016

Full 07/20 RNC Speeches

Booo! Yay! Booo! Yay!!

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

By Howie at 08:10 AM | Comments |

July 20, 2016

Things Banned at Twitter

Banned Milo Yiannopoulos.

NPR: Twitter has permanently suspended conservative commentator Milo Yiannopoulos, saying that he subjected other users to targeted abuse. Yiannopoulos' suspension comes amid a recent campaign in which users tweeted hundreds of racist and abusive messages at Ghostbusters actress Leslie Jones.

Not banned, uncensored copies of the CIA's pet terrorists beheading a little boy.

By Howie at 01:20 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Bigfoot More Likely to Exist Than Moderate Islamist Syrian Rebels

You've heard the BS, we need to support the moderate forces in Syria, There are none.

Yeah about that.

Videos have emerged online that appear to show Syrian rebels taunting and then beheading a boy they say is a captured Palestinian pro-government fighter.

One video shows five men posing with the frightened child, who could be as young as 10, in the back of a truck. One of the men grips him by the hair.

The same man is later filmed apparently cutting the boy's head off.

Here is the video although its pixelated I'm not going out looking for the original. I'm just not.

Nukes to end Syrian conflict, a mercy.

More here at Clarion Project.

By Howie at 10:32 AM | Comments |

Trump Nomination Speeches

Go get em Chris.

Paul Ryan.

Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

Sorry I got carried ways there. ;-)

By Howie at 08:40 AM | Comments |

July 19, 2016

Try New Chopophobin!

Have an aversion to your beheading, try Chopophobin! You won't even squirm, well not as much, maybe.

By Howie at 03:20 PM | Comments |

Awesome Iran Deal Gives Another Islamic Republic Nukes by 2026!

The Obama administration, world record stupid.

Remember when they attacked Netanyahu for saying so at the time, calling him a liar? Well apparently he read the deal and found out what was in it before Obama did.

By Howie at 09:36 AM | Comments |

Totally Un-Islamic Asian Youth Stabs Infidel Women for Dressing Slutty

Of course the left is against slut stabbing unless its committed by an Asian Youth because that's just part of Islamic Culture you bigoted Stab-o-phobes!

A mother and her three daughters have been stabbed in an attack at a holiday village, according to French authorities.

An eight-year-old girl is believed to be fighting for her life after suffering a punctured lung in the attack in Garde-Colombe in the Hautes-Alpes region at around 10am on Tuesday.

The girl's mother, 46, was reportedly stabbed in the chest and is in a serious condition, while her sisters, aged 12 and 14, were also taken to hospital.

Their alleged attacker - also reportedly a guest at the resort - is said to have attacked the three girls on the terrace of their apartment before going inside to stab the mother.

Some French media reports have suggested the attacker was angry at the way the family were dressed - although the regional prosecutor Raphael Balland told the AFP news agency the motive was unclear and "no religious statement had been made".

The 37-year-old suspect - said to be of Moroccan origin - was arrested by two police reservists after trying to escape in his car and is being held in the nearby town Gap.

I mean what's a little stab in the chest, can't you tolerate the beliefs of those different that you? I mean obviously women wearing shorts and t-shirts is totally 100% Haram-Slutty!

Besides we're going to run the he was unstable meme in order to dismiss all this.

By Howie at 09:15 AM | Comments |

Video: Melania Trump's full speech at the 2016 Republican National Convention

Personally given her difficulties and nervousness during the speech, I feel Mrs. Trump passed the test. No major problems, a bit of stumbling over language.

Of course last night was all about evaluating her as a potential First Lady. She will improve, become more comfortable. She'll do.

She was good enough the liberal rags felt the need to attack her for serveral very generic political statements which they feel were "stolen" from Michelle Obama.

Here's one that wasn't stolen from Mooch. "I will never take the freedoms this country offers for granted." Whereas Moochelle hates America. Hates living in a house that slaves built .

So unless Moochelle has copyrighted "Hard Work" and "Dreams" then the left's Muckrakers need to shut it.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

Islamic Party Train in Germany

A young Afghan relocated to Germany fell down with a case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome and tried to chop up some people on a train near Wurzburg. Also he was racist against Asians.

A teenage Afghan refugee armed with an axe and knife injured four people on a train in southern Germany before being shot dead by police, officials say.

Three people in a group from Hong Kong were seriously hurt and one slightly injured in the attack in Wurzburg. Another 14 were treated for shock.

Bavarian Interior Minister Joachim Herrmann said the attacker was killed as he tried to flee the scene.

The motive for the attack is not yet clear.

Also the Beeb apparently has trouble translating the connotation of Allahu Ackbar in this case thus leaving them unable to speculate about motive.

ISIS has claimed the half-assed attack that killed no one, which seems odd, because when a lot of people die the press always stress that these claims are suspect. Also Germany seems to need stricter Axe control measures.

So draw your own judgements

Me I think the Allahu Ackbars in this case translate to Die Filthy Kuffar and the claim? Well its a stupid attack to claim because the only one that died was the terrorist. Besides being shocked or upset about terrorism is so 2001. Hell I'm so jaded by Islamic Terrorism I hardly bat an eye anymore. Just Muslimes doing what Muslimes do. Chopping up stuff, the sun came up too. Big deal. I said nuke them years ago and they'll stop acting the damn fool, but no...... Religion of Peas they said, that would be cruel they said.


By Howie at 07:59 AM | Comments |

July 18, 2016

Caption This: Mini Trump

"This is my Donald Trump doll. There are many like it, but this one is mine."


By DMartyr at 05:20 PM | Comments |

CNN: The Censored News Network


CNN host Don Lemon and fiery Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke clashed Sunday night over the causes of the rising violence against police in the United States.

When Clarke began discussing a series of strong points, Lemon couldn’t handle it and had the network cut to commercial:

By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

Reverend Al Works on Cash Only Basis

I wonder if good ol' Al Sharpton reported the 16 Large to the IRS? I mean he's safe because the IRS is now a political tool the Democrats use it to persecute their enemies, God forbid if fall into the hands of their enemies and they do the exact same thing.

The IRS is a weapon only safe in the hands of Crooked Hillary and her supporters, as I recall good ol' Al Sharpton is a Democrat, so he gets a pass.

Shakedown Sharpton has struck again, according to an Arizona trucker, who says in a new federal lawsuit that the good reverend promised to help him, then took him for $16,000.

“He’s a crook, he’s a fraud, and that’s all he is,” complains Reggie Anders Sr., who sought out the Rev. Al Sharpton for help resolving a 2009 discrimination dispute with Verizon.

“He didn’t do anything he promised,” Anders said Saturday by phone from Mesa, Arizona. “Absolutely nothing.”

...Sharpton would “set up mediation meetings” and, if need be, “put the matter to the media” and even blast the telecom giant on his weekly radio broadcast, according to Anders’ lawsuit, filed Friday in Manhattan federal court. All Anders had to do was hand over $16,000. Sharpton was very clear about how he wished to be paid, Anders told The Post. “He wanted cash only. He didn’t say why.”

... Asked about Anders on Saturday, Sharpton said, “Who? I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

I guess Reggie just found out why, Al already snorted that $16k. What $16k?

By Howie at 09:47 AM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Pakistan: Not Islamic Brother Murders Sister for Being Wrong Kind of Muslima

It wasn't Islam that murdered her, we almost totally swear to god.

Secular liberal journalists with a sensitivity toward Islam get very reluctant to cover "honor killings," when Muslim men kill the women in their families for bringing "dishonor" on their name. On Saturday, USA Today reporter Nick Penzenstadler penned an article on a Pakistani social-media celebrity being strangled by her own brother. The first headline caused Twitter outrage. It was "Pakistani model killed after offending conservatives."
Qandeel Baloch, murdered for insulting/violating Islam.

Lets be clear, Qandeel Baloch was murdered simply because she violated Sharia, no other reason, if someone murdered people for violating Catholic or Christian law the liberals would be up in arms.

But when it comes to Islam they see a useful ally, so they tolerate them, court them as voters, allow Sharia religious law into the public sphere as an exception they would never give Jewish and Christian law.

Then when Islam comes for them, they are in denial.

he brother of Pakistani social media star, Qandeel Baloch, says he's proud he killed his sister, claiming he did it because "girls are born to stay home."

The 25 year-old Qandeel was strangled Friday at her family home in the city of Multan in the Pakistani province of Punjab. After going on the run, her brother was later arrested. In his confession video, he expresses no regret.
"I am proud of what I did. I drugged her first, then I killed her," Waseem Baloch says. "She was bringing dishonor...

..In one incident, Qandeel made headlines after posting selfies on her Instagram account with Mufti Abdul Qavi, a senior member of the clergy. According to Waseem, this particular controversy was "the end of it."

"I planned this after her scandal with the mufti and was waiting for the right time," he says.

Waseem goes on to remark that he thinks he will be remembered with pride and honor, and by bringing honor to his family he has earned his place "in heaven."
"Girls are born to stay home and follow traditions. My sister never did that," he says.

By Howie at 09:35 AM | Comments |

US Government Declassifies Shocking 9/11 Details

I guess maybe of the government didn't think we already knew that Saudi Arabia, the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas all helped murder 3000 Americans.

The recently-declassified 28 pages from the official U.S. report on the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks implicates the Muslim Brotherhood -- including Hamas -- as being part of the Saudi-linked Islamist network in America that assisted the 9/11 hijackers and Al-Qaeda in general.

On page 7, the report discusses how a suspected Saudi intelligence officer, Omar Al-Bayoumi, may have assisted two 9/11 hijackers and had links to Al-Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden. It then states:

“In addition, the FBI determined that al-Bayoumi was in contact with several individuals under investigation and with the Holy Land Foundation, which has been under investigation as a fundraising front for Hamas.”
The Holy Land Foundation was later successfully prosecuted and identified as a creation of the Muslim Brotherhood’s wing in the United States. It was set up to finance Hamas, the Brotherhood’s Palestinian wing, which is designated as a Foreign Terrorist Organization by the U.S. State Department.
Errrr, Shocking.

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

Experience Authentic Culture! Visit Turkey! Now With 100% More Pakistan!


By Howie at 07:37 AM | Comments |

Yet Another Incident of Racial Harmony in Baton Rouge

America has been fundamentally changed. Awesome.

A Youtube account operated by Gavin Eugene Long and discovered by The Daily Caller reveals key insight into what might have motivated the 29-year-old black man who killed three Baton Rouge police officers Sunday morning.

Videos on Long’s account show that he was a former Nation of Islam member. He also ranted against “crackers” and made references to Alton Sterling, the black man killed by police in Baton Rouge on July 5.

By Howie at 07:34 AM | Comments |

July 17, 2016

Ministry of Boobies: Die Whitey! Die!

Such a nice lady. Anyway combining current events and boobs in one post, only at Jawa.

But she only means Kill in, you know, in a positive way.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

July 15, 2016

Coup in Progress in Turkey(Failed?)

It seems the Turkish military is tired of carrying water for Erdogan's tolerance of Islamic State and its terror.

Its on like Donkey Kong.

Live Turkey coup: military attempt to seize power from Erdogan as low flying jets and gunfire heard in Ankara and bridges across Bosphorus in Istanbul closed

Update: 07:13 cdt. It appears the coup has failed. Or is at least the chatter indicates it might.

Guess why.

OMFG these are the two dumbest MOFOs on planet Earth. You flipping side with Turkey's military. Always. Then power goes back, rinse repeat.

The Turkish military would hand us Baghdadi's head on a platter for our support. Sweet Jesus!

Update: 08:43:

Obama, one dumb SOB.

By Howie at 03:25 PM | Comments |

Crooked Hillary: The Shady Bunch

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky.

By Howie at 01:51 PM | Comments |

Bastille Day Attack Kills 84

An Islamic Terrorist, Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel, has murdered 84 in Nice.


Death to Islamic State.

By Howie at 07:29 AM | Comments |

July 14, 2016

Confirmed: Supposed Pious Jihadis Mainly Just Onine Porn Addicts

I remember back int eh day when a friend of Jawa hacked the Taliban webamaster. His PC was full of gay porn.

Computers belonging to Islamic extremists and recovered by coalition troops are often chock-full of pornography, according to a former top U.S. intelligence official.

In his new book, retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn, a former head of the Defense Intelligence Agency, writes that extremists in al-Qaeda and specifically the al-Qaeda branch in Iraq that became ISIS were "sick, psychopathic foes."

“We were facing a despicable foe, one who would rape and pillage women and children, boys and girls, behead for fun, all while watching pornography on their laptops,” Flynn writes, after describing U.S. efforts in Iraq in the mid-2000s. “In fact, at one point, we determined that 80 percent of the material on the laptops we were capturing was pornography.”

By Howie at 02:16 PM | Comments |

Good Gun Control: Happy Ending On a Ventilator

The little gun that could.

A robber armed with an AK-47 was shot by a citizen with a handgun at a DeSoto Waffle House last week.

The robbery and shooting happened around 2:30 a.m. last Thursday at the Waffle House on Interstate 35. Police said the suspect came in wearing a hoodie and carrying an AK-47 with a large capacity magazine.

The customer followed Copper out of the restaurant, called to him and shot him several times when he turned around and pointed the rifle at him.

Cooper was hospitalized with serious injuries and was in a coma. He’s now awake, but not yet able to speak to police about a possible accomplice.

Why do they always have to learn the hard way.

To bad it wasn't a gun free zone, then the criminal would have just read the sign and moved on, and would have been able to breathe on his own.

By Howie at 12:49 PM | Comments |

Republican Ox in The Proverbiall Ditch

Hey its just like 1982!


If you recall "Ditch" was a frequent meme against Ronald Reagan because of his nickname Dutch Reagan.

But now.... its Ditch Trump.

Whatever, its almost as if the lights are on, but no one is home.

By Howie at 08:42 AM | Comments |

July 12, 2016

Feel the Bern! Bernie Sells Out Endorses Hillary
Youth Shocked!

Ah the youth, so idealistic, so full of hopes and dreams.....

Look my dear, if this is the worst thing that happens to you in life, Um you got of very easy.

Also now Hillary is in possession of all the donations you sent Bernie, all the information you have Bernie, your address, your internet cookies. All of it.

By Howie at 01:09 PM | Comments |

Her Royal Clintoness: Brilliant, Courageous, Inspiring, Gift to All Humankind

If you can just get close enough to just touch her pantsuit, you will be healed.

The WikiLeaks Hillary Clinton email archive is a fascinating information resource. It is the duty of all good citizens to educate themselves about the candidates, and what better way than reading their work emails?David Goldwyn, Special Envoy for International Energy Affairs:
I thank all of you, my partners in EEB, and in the regional and functional bureaus for your friendship, kindness and collaboration. And most of all I am deeply grateful to Secretary Clinton for giving me the opportunity to advance this energy security agenda, and for being such and amazing, inspiring, and courageous leader.
Your move, Jesus Christ.

By Howie at 10:11 AM | Comments |

America Replies Hamza bin Laden, Shut Up Kid!

Hazma, you ain't got a hair on your ass.

Hamza bin Laden, who is purportedly one of late al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden's sons, issued a message over the weekend threatening revenge against the U.S. for the assassination of his father.

By Howie at 09:10 AM | Comments |

Awesome! Refugees Bring Super Cool Tuberculosis Spike to America

I mean what we want is for America to be more like the rest of the world, don't we?

By Howie at 07:51 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Don't Drink With Whites

They'll get you AFU!

Especially Vinnie! He'll get you so drunk yo might post this.


He inserted ignornant!

By Howie at 07:41 AM | Comments |

July 11, 2016

Another Day Another Shooter

Active shooters are becoming mundane, boring. Of course the bad part is that as we self destruct, our enemies are grateful for the distraction and assistance.

Update: Shooter identifed, girl troubles looks like to me.

More at Heavy.com.

By Howie at 02:40 PM | Comments |

Feel Good Story of The Day: Another Pali Terrorist Buried Alive, Buried Alive!

He was buried alive, buried alive!

he Islamic Jihad militant group says one of its tunnels in Gaza has collapsed, killing a militant who was inside.

The Palestinian group's website on Sunday identified the militant as 28-year-old Ibrahim al-Masri. It provided no further details.

Palestinian fighters, especially those affiliated with Gaza's Hamas rulers, store weapons underground and have used tunnels to carry out attacks inside Israel.

Since the beginning of this year, 14 members of Hamas have been killed in tunnel collapses due to flooding or cave-ins that have also been referred to as work accidents.

It was probably one of those Zionist ground collapser machines, you know an inside job.

LMAO an inside job.

By Howie at 02:35 PM | Comments |

News That's Not News Democrat Corrine Brown Faces 300 Years

You won't hear about it on ABC's World Pharmacy Tonight, but NPR has it.

U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, D-Fla., and her chief of staff, Elias "Ronnie" Simmons, are facing multiple counts of fraud and other charges related to an educational charity tied to the congresswoman, according to a federal indictment.

Federal prosecutors allege Brown, 69, and Simmons, 50, misled donors while soliciting donations for One Door for Education, under the guise of funding scholarships for minority students, raising more than $800,000.

Instead, as NPR's Greg Allen reports for our Newscast Unit, "prosecutors say Brown, Simmons and Carla Wiley, the head of the charity, diverted the funds to their own accounts."

Corrine Brown's charity spent .15% on scholarships that's $1200 of $800,000. Possibly the most blatant charity overhead ever recorded. But they did spend money on important things.
As part of their fundraising, prosecutors say Brown, Simmons and Wiley spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on events including a golf tournament in Ponte Vedra, Fla., and the use of luxury boxes for an NFL game and a Beyoncé concert."
So not only is Corrine Brown.

"Robbin from the poor and working people....

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida congresswoman indicted on fraud charges is telling supporters she’s being “persecuted” by federal authorities because she’s black.
Bitch please.
NPR: Brown and Simmons are also charged in failing to disclose deposits and payments they received from One Door for Education on tax returns.

Furthermore, Brown is accused of falsifying tax deductions on returns from 2008 to 2014, claiming donations to One Door for Education as well as churches and non-profits which prosecutors say were never made. Simmons is accused of misusing his position as Brown's chief of staff, hiring a close relative, then diverting $80,000 of the relative's salary for his personal benefit.

If liberal NPR runs with it, its NOT because you're black.

Hat Tip: NewsBusters.

Update: Double down baby!

el Sooper! In an unbelievably hilarious statement, the troglodyte Democrat indicted for stealing money from kids in a scam charity says that the FBI might have been able to stop the Orlando terror attack if they had left her alone!!

This seriously blows my little brown mind:

Mine too.


By Howie at 02:16 PM | Comments |

July 09, 2016

Fatwa This! Flying Donkey Edition

By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

July 08, 2016

Sandcrawler PSA: Facebook Safe And Welcoming To Everyone Facebook Pulls Image: Lets Poster off)

Facebook is safe and welcoming.


Except for yours truly, they told me I wasn't real.

Oh and I forgot, the police
. They wan't them to feel....


Safe and welcome.. don't ya'll feel safe and welcome?

Update: Facebook again refuses to remove a second copy with a meme attached. The copy and link above is the first instance or the original if you will according to Google image search.

Facebook has refused to remove a sickening cartoon of a police officer having his throat slit from a Black Panther page used by Dallas cop killer Micah Xavier Johnson.

The gruesome image shows a man dressed in black slashing a uniformed officer's throat with a knife as blood spills out of the cop's neck.

It was posted on the 'Black Panther Party Mississippi' page, which Johnson posted a twisted rant on just days before he embarked on his massacre.

The cartoon carries the words 'as a R.B.G. killer panther I pledge to defend my black community by any means necessary'.

Update: 07/11/16. Facebook has begun removing the image.

But the person who posted it has been suspended.

By Howie at 01:24 PM | Comments |

Five Police Officers Murdered In Dallas At Black Lives Matter Protest
Three Shooters in Custody, Fourth Dead

I was watching as this unfolded on Twitter last night. Crazy, like the 60s. But with no brains.

DALLAS (TheBlaze/AP) – Dallas Mayor Mike Rawlings said 12 officers, not 11, were shot during the downtown protest march that took the lives of five officers. Two civilians were also shot, he said.

UPDATE 7:47 a.m. ET:

Law enforcement officials said three suspects in the deadly ambush against Dallas police are in custody, two men and one woman, KTVT-TV reported, adding that their names haven’t been released. A fourth suspect was found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound earlier this morning after a standoff with police, the station said.

UPDATE 7:10 a.m. ET:

The shooting suspect who was engaged in a standoff with Dallas police died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound about 2:50 a.m. Friday, KTVT-TV reported. Another suspect, reportedly an unidentified woman, was in custody, the station said.

WFAA-TV made a similar report, citing police sources.

Dallas police say no explosives have been found in extensive sweeps of downtown areas, the Associated Press reported. Security was tight Friday morning with numerous streets closed to vehicle traffic in the main downtown Dallas business district hours after Thursday night’s attacks, the AP added, which claimed the lives of five police officers and injured six others.

I'll update when we find out who the shooters are/were.


One shooter identified.

More here at Heavy.comA gunman “upset about Black Lives Matter” and “recent police shootings” who opened fire Thursday night in Dallas, killing five police officers and wounding seven others, has been identified as Micah X. Johnson, the Los Angeles Times and CBS News report.



Two civilians were also wounded in the shootings. Johnson, 25, was killed when a police robot detonated a bomb near him following a standoff that lasted several hours, Police Chief David Brown said Friday at a press conference.

“The suspect said he was upset with white people and wanted to kill white people, especially white officers,” Brown said.Here's his first friend.


Nice peaceful message, followed by the standard false flag disclaimer.


Micah's outfit may be because of his interest in the Black Hebrews.


But there are also Muslims as well as a few Anti-Islamists on his friends list.

By Howie at 07:18 AM | Comments |

July 07, 2016

Feminism, The Musical

I don't know WTF this is.

By DMartyr at 08:56 PM | Comments |

The Death of Philando Castile

I reviewed the entire video this morning. I've heard there is also video from before the shooting as well. But no video of the actual shooting incident.

Of course you are never really stopped for a busted tail light, in my state they made flipping a cigarette or a wrapper out the window a primary offence, the director of the state police explained not to worry they would only use it to stop people they had a prior interest in searching.

Anyway the video is heartbreaking as Ms. Reynolds pleads to the lord for help as the police officer repeatedy curses, damn shame when your partner has just been shot and you can hold your tongue while the person representing the authorities just stands there repeating words that used to get your punched in the mouth for saying in front of women and children.

Note the video is a flipped or mirror image, Philando Castile is on the driver's side.

By Howie at 02:39 PM | Comments |

Radical Muslim Pleads Guilty to Killing Moderate Muslim for Being Wrong Kind of Muslim

Of course Tanveer Ahmed was correct, it was permissible under Islam for him to kill Asad Shah, but those pesky Kuffar sent him to jail anyway.

A 32-year-old man has admitted murdering a Glasgow shopkeeper in a religiously motivated attack.

Tanveer Ahmed, defender of Islam

Tanveer Ahmed, from Bradford in Yorkshire, attacked Asad Shah outside his store in the Shawlands area on 24 March. Mr Shah later died in hospital.

The 40-year-old was stabbed after publishing hundreds of videos about his spiritual beliefs online.

Mr Shah was an Ahmadiyya, a group known for its peaceful interfaith concerns. Ahmed said he had "disrespected" Islam.

The judge said this..
"Let me be clear - there's no justification whatsoever for what you did."
Apparently the judge had never read the koran.

By Howie at 02:30 PM | Comments |

July 06, 2016

War P0rn: Now, IN COLOR!

Longer version below the fold.

Other video from the same attack:

By DMartyr at 12:37 PM | Comments |

That Time Randy Quaid Made Sense

He's baaaack!

By Howie at 09:54 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: US Training and You

Before American training these Shia Iraqi troops in Basra could barely stand in a strait line, now they snap to to it and the chants of Death to America have never been so crisp and clear.

The London-based Qatari daily Al-Arabi Al-Jadid quoted Muhammad Al-Basri, director of the Center for Iraqi Political Studies, who said that "security personnel actively participated in Al-Quds [Day] protests, carried images of non-Iraqi religious leaders, and chanted slogans such as ‘Death to America,'” adding that this would be viewed negatively in the West and do harm to Iraq. Al-Basri also said that “most security forces in Basra were trained by Americans, and this event indicates the failure of the American plan [to influence Iraq] and affirm [the claim] that the Iranians have appropriated this plan."


Obama responded, "....will only strengthen US resolve to support Iraqi security forces."

Yeah! I mean if there's one thing that Obama supports its Death to America! But seriously arming and training anyone in the ME is folly, making a big greasy smoking spot by remote control seems the best action.

By Howie at 09:39 AM | Comments |

Quote of the Year

Has just been made by Twister Sister's web blogger, Terry Sapp, "This festival sucked donkey balls – big hairy brown donkey balls.

Then I got to thinking, that's EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE IS THINKING ABOUT 2016.

Everyone Agrees!




Uh huh?


Listen to me now!


By Howie at 07:45 AM | Comments |

July 05, 2016

Shocking News: Media Outlets Had Hillary is Cleared by FBI Stories Ready To Go

Here's just one but it appears EVERYONE knew that though Hillary committed crimes way worse than those of David Petraeus, she would be cleared.

The media was so confident they wrote the stories ahead of time and posted them as soon as the announcement was made, like an Obituary.... for America.I'm on vacation but I had to watch FBI Director Comey’s statement. I was not surprised that he opted not to recommend prosecution. I was surprised by his explanation. He said at the outset:

Our investigation looked at whether there is evidence classified information was improperly stored or transmitted on that personal system, in violation of a federal statute making it a felony to mishandle classified information either intentionally or in a grossly negligent way, or a second statute making it a misdemeanor to knowingly remove classified information from appropriate systems or storage facilities.
He then proceeded to explain, at least to my ear, that Clinton improperly stored and transmitted classified information both intentionally and in a grossly negligent way. So I honestly don’t get it. I listened when he said the following:
Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case. Prosecutors necessarily weigh a number of factors before bringing charges. There are obvious considerations, like the strength of the evidence, especially regarding intent. Responsible decisions also consider the context of a person’s actions, and how similar situations have been handled in the past.

By Howie at 11:36 AM | Comments |

The Man Keeping Sanders Delegates Down

Apparently Bernie won't foot the hotel bills for his delegates, also they can't pay.

Some of Bernie Sanders’ 1,831 New York delegates can’t scrape up enough cash to attend this month’s Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia — so they’ve turned to crowdfunding websites to raise the cash.

“The cost definitely was a surprise,” said Jessica Frisco, 23, a delegate from the Upper West Side. “People are freaking out.”

Unlike the savvy operators who usually win slots as convention delegates, some from Sanders’ campaign say they had no idea they would have to spend up to $5,000 on travel expenses.

What? These neo-hippies ware way too spoiled, why back in the day real hippies would have created a commune in the square. slept there and in the gutter eating, tripping and f*cking in the streets, uphill both ways. They would have partied all the way through and never complained once except about the brown acid being, you know, actually poison.

Kids these days, no gumption.

By Howie at 09:32 AM | Comments |

Ramadamabombathon Ends With Terrorist Attack on Muhammad's Tomb In Medina

That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina....

Obviously Da Jews™ are behind this.

By Howie at 07:56 AM | Comments |

July 04, 2016

Things That Are Alike: Anjem Choudary, Shami Witness and Dhaka Terrorist Nibras Islam

By that I mean they are all gay, not to mention terrorists.

Innocuous, except that the Facebook account was of Nibras Islam, one of the terrorists killed in the Dhaka terror attacks.


Nibras’ Facebook post has gathered lot of attention, attesting as it does to a privileged upbringing, not very different from most young adults’ elsewhere in the world. His places of study include Monash University in Malayasia and Northsouth University in Dhaka; he attended an international school. There are selfies aplenty of Nibras and his group of friends, doing what young people do — driving around, hanging out at restaurants, enthusing about meeting a Bollywood star.

By Howie at 09:31 AM | Comments |

America, The Beatiful

Happy 4th of July! Be safe!

Another selection below the fold. Add links to your favorites in comments!

By DMartyr at 09:27 AM | Comments |

July 01, 2016

Ministry if Irony: UC Berkeley ‘income inequality’ Experts Filthy Rich

It pays well to preach about inequality, very well indeed.

Several UC Berkeley economics professors who support “income inequality” research each earn more than $300,000 a year, putting them in the top 2 percent of the public university’s salary distribution, according to a recent report by a nonpartisan California think tank.

The report pointed out that the prominent scholars leading or advising the Cal Berkeley Center for Equitable Growth are richly compensated as professors, even as the center seeks to research ways to create economic growth that is “fairly shared,” the center’s website states.

By Howie at 01:32 PM | Comments |