February 29, 2016

The Missing Portion(s) of the Reporter Chokes SS Agent at Trump Rally

In the interest of truth and objectivity.

Here is the second half cut video that is circulating.


So looks like the SS agent interfered with the taking of pictures, then the reporter mouthed off. Then...... all makes sense now.

By Howie at 03:09 PM | Comments |


A really really really bad day.

BERLIN (AP) — Authorities say they have raided some 69 homes and offices across Europe, confiscated several servers and arrested suspects in connection with online forums used to sell weapons, drugs and fake documents.
Germany's Federal Criminal Police Office said Monday that the raids were carried out in cooperation with police in Bosnia, Switzerland, France, the Netherlands, Lithuania and Russia last week.

The main suspect, a 27-year-old Bosnian, was arrested in his home country. Three German men, aged 21, 22 and 29, and two Syrian brothers, aged 19 and 28, were arrested in Germany.

By Howie at 03:03 PM | Comments |

Gawker Trolls Trump

It only took Gawker's bot a few thousand tweets before it got a retweet.

But the thousands tweets that Trump ignored mean nothing.

Move along, move along.

By Howie at 01:45 PM | Comments |

The Worst Thing About The Trump/David Duke Setup

Is not that the media tried to hang a KKK anvil around Donald's neck.

Knowing fill well the history of Trump refusing to run in the Reform Party because of Duke's presence in 2000.

But that Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz never thought twice about joining with the media in the latest political attack. Since the Nevada Caucus the NetRoots on the left have been pushing, building a Trump KKK internet straw man.

Cruz and Rubio had no problem joining the party. Well done, Hlinko well done.

So the only conservative not willing to jump on the Leftaction lies bandwagon was Mike Huckabee.

The problem is everyone see's that every traditional politician is willing to say anything, anything at at all, no matter how dirty to take Trump out.

They'll even ally themselves with the lowest of the low of the left wing guerilla marketing partisans.

I'm not surprised at all by the left....

After all, they've played this card many times. But for the right to pick up this banner and carry it?

Personally I don't care much for Donald Trump as a personality. But he is a qualified candidate. What I'm losing faith in is the Republican Party as a party of principal, of fairness. Of a party better than the Democrats.

That Republican Party is gone. Both alternatives to Trump now squarely siding on a LeftAction talking point lie.

So tell me how I can vote for ANY OF THEM?

By Howie at 01:16 PM | Comments |

Muslima Walks Around Moscow Carrying Baby's Head

Sick sick sick, but its pretty apparent that she planned the murder, she took steps to make sure she was alone with the child before she murdered the baby she was hired to protect.

Police in the Russian capital Moscow have arrested a woman on suspicion of murdering a child after she was found apparently carrying a severed head.

The woman, believed to be the victim’s nanny, is suspected of killing the child before setting fire to its parents’ apartment.

CCTV appears to show the woman, dressed in a hijab, walking near a metro station with a head in her hands.

A police officer then intercepts her and wrestles her to the ground.

The suspect has been placed in psychiatric care to determine whether she is capable of understanding her actions, the Moscow Investigative Committee said in a statement (in Russian).

By Howie at 01:01 PM | Comments |

February 26, 2016

Syrian Cease Fire Update

One of of the little known meanings of Allahu Ackbar is Cease fire! Depending on the context.

This is not one of those times.

By Howie at 09:49 AM | Comments |

Last Night's Debate

Again, I was snoozing,...

By Howie at 09:20 AM | Comments |

February 24, 2016

John Kerry on AQAP Leader Ibrahim al Qosi Release From GITMO

Remember Ibrahim al Qosi wasn't held without charge, he plead guilty to war crimes. Also even if he served his time there is still a state of hostility between al-Qaeda and its affiliates and the United States, therefore he can be held until such a time as hostilities cease.

By Howie at 08:13 PM | Comments |

How Dirty is Politics?

At first I thought Greyrooster had moved to Nevada, but then.

But far be it from lefties to notice.


By Howie at 09:50 AM | Comments |

February 23, 2016

Nevada Caucus Results

Voting has begun in the Nevada caucus, my thoughts are there are so few Nevadans and can't they vote earlier in the day. We could wrap this up by 11am Eastern easy.

Otherwise, you know the drill..

Update: Sorry I crashed out.

Trump, shocking 45+%.
Rubio 23.9%.
Cruz 21.4%.
Carson 4.8%.
Kasich 3.6%.

Trump now up over Cruz 80 to 16. A lead that Cruz could make up in Texas on Tuesday, he'd be momentarily tied with Trump. but then it goes back downhill for Cruz pretty quickly. With Trump leading in Georgia and Tennessee.

Rubio now holds 14 delegates, add in Bush's four and he leads Cruz in the delegate count.

By Howie at 09:02 PM | Comments |

Kurds Rescue Teen Terrorist

She was joyful when hundreds of people died in Paris, but she didn't like life near Mosul, where she had no electricity or running water.

So personally "rescued" I don't think that word means what they think it means.

By Howie at 03:40 PM | Comments |

Jailed Jihadi Rock Star Still Recruiting For ISIS via Youtube

Via Jihad Watch:

Omerovic’s “flat was stuffed with jewellery, cash and savings books worth a fortune when it was stormed by Austria’s elite heavily-armed police special forces team WEGA.” Who was financing him?

Jawa file image of Ebu Tejma describing the sexual encounters he had with goats in Syria to a captive young audience.

And the characteristically witless Daily Mail portrays him as having magic powers to “brainwash” people. They don’t explain exactly how he does this, because if they did in any honest manner, it would lead them right back to the Qur’an and Sunnah.

Opening his trial in Austria, the prosecutor told the court that Omerovic’s ‘main message was that Islam needed to be spread to the world through jihad.’

He added that Ebu Tejma was travelling through Europe ‘like a popstar on tour’.

And he added that the popstar analogy was particularly appropriate because Omerovic even had his own YouTube channel aimed at young Muslims aged between 14 and their late twenties.

The problem here is the term "had" a Youtube channel, the folks at Islam4UK are busy making sure that Mirsad Omerovic can still recruit from prison.


By Howie at 02:22 PM | Comments |

FBI FUBARed Farook's Phone
Now Wants Apple to UNFUKIT

He screw the experts we're the effing FBI and we'll do it how we want to do it.

On Friday, we noted that one of the reasons that the FBI was unable to get access to the data on the remaining iPhone from Syed Farook was because after the shooting and after the phone was in the hands of the government, Farook's employer, the San Bernardino Health Department, initiated a password change on his iCloud account. That apparently messed stuff up, because without that, it would have been possible to force the phone to backup data to the associated iCloud account, where it would have been available to the FBI. But, after we published that article, a rather salient point came out: the Health Department only did this because the FBI asked it to do so.

Two months later, you get a "terrorist attack" (or a workplace dispute that can be painted as a terrorist attack) and a sorta, kinda encrypted phone, and voila. Just what the intel community asked for. It would be crazy to suggest that any of this was done on purpose -- it's almost certainly a bit of convenience for the intel and law enforcement communities. But the fact that the FBI directed the Health Department to change the password, and that's part of the reason they're now locked out, really raises some questions about what the FBI's priorities were here. It also raises a separate question of whether or not companies should be forced to hack their own system in cases where the FBI's own bungling was responsible for the loss of information. But, really, that's a minor point, given that the DOJ wants that power even in cases where the FBI didn't mess things up itself.

Um help, we broke it!

Sandcrawler PSA: Its one thing to, you know, f*ck something, but as a generate rule unf*cking is the hard part.

By Howie at 01:11 PM | Comments |

Obama To Try to Close GITMO Again

Its against the law currently to bring Prisoners of War from GITMO to the US. Lest they gain constitutional rights.

Which is a huge flaw in our thinking. So long as al-Qaeda ISIS, al-Shabaab and other groups have declared war against his, until the end of this state of hostility we may hold them. No matter where we hold them they are Prisoners of War, not criminals.

So while I would be for say moving them to someplace much colder, we don't have to move them at all.

And given Obama's record on GITMO detainees, um yea.

All it really takes to solve the problem are three officers and a firing squad, but the days of American common sense on these matters has long past.

By Howie at 09:18 AM | Comments |

February 22, 2016

Jawa F.O.D. Update

Hey our booze is done!




Finished! First glass was pretty dry, but then... it was pretty tasty.

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We'll be bottling the red as soon as I pick up two more cases of bottles.

Update: Bottled the Concord Grape last night. The store was out of clear bottles though, I had to go with green.


By Howie at 10:31 AM | Comments |

Random Uber Nutbag Shoots 8 Near Kalamazoo

No one knows yet why Jason Brian Dalton, 45 went all ape shit.

As families mourn the deaths of six people in Kalamazoo County, Michigan, one question looms above all else: Why did the gunman do this?

Here's what we know and don't know about the attacks:

...Dalton was driving for Uber the night of the shootings and even picked up and dropped off passengers between attacks, a source with knowledge of the investigation told CNN.

Matt Mellen told CNN affiliate WWMT-TV he rode in Dalton's car just before the shootings started.

"We got about a mile from my house, and he got a telephone call. After that call, he started driving erratically, running stop signs," Mellen told the station.

Uber's chief security officer told CNN that Dalton passed a background check. Police also said Dalton did not have a criminal record.

"For all intents and purposes, he was your average Joe," the public safety chief said. "This was random."

There is little that can be done for random nutbags. But I suspect we'll learn that Dalton suffered from Severe Loser Syndrome.

More here from some of his Uber Fares at Heavy.com.

By Howie at 08:38 AM | Comments |

February 20, 2016

PTL! South Carolina & Nevada Democrat Caucus Results

I'm tired of the election, too bad for me huh?

Anyway CNN's South Carolina Republican Primary Results here.

Hillary Clinton has taken the Nevada caucus. 52% to Sanders 47%.

She will walk away with 23 delegates to Sanders 13. She currently leads in the delegate count 496 to 69.

Update: Trump rolls 32.5%.

Cruz at 22.3% loses to Rubio at 22.5% or around 1000 votes.

Followed by Bush 7.9%,
Kasich 7.6%,
and Carson 7.2.

Update: Jeb drops out.


By Howie at 06:31 PM | Comments |

February 19, 2016

Everyone Wave Buh Bye To Muslima aka Safya Yassin

One of ISIS best know internet supporters said this.


I've seen her around, maybe even seen her suspended. Anyway I never knew what she really looked like. Well now we do!

The U.S. Attorney's office revealed late Thursday why the FBI searched a home in Buffalo earlier in the day. It said a woman who lived at the home, Safya Yassin, had made numerous threats against FBI agents, military forces members and President Barack Obama on nearly 100 Twitter accounts, some of which were associated with the Islamic terrorist group ISIS, which U.S. government officials call ISIL.

Someone cover her head, pronto!

The FBI has been following and investigating Yassin's threat since it got a tip nearly 13 months ago. Here's just a sample of the threats mentioned in the FBI agent's affidavit.

"On August 24, 2015, and under the banner 'We are the hackers of the Islamic State,' Yassin retweeted the personal identifiable information of two Federal Bureau of Investigation agents with the statement 'Wanted to kill,'" according to an FBI agent in a court document. "Numerous other tweets and retweets posted by Yassin . . . include: (a) a link containing photographs, addresses, other contact information, and even credit card information of United States Army, Navy and State Department employees (1 29); (b) a Tweet that a media personality "would be better off without her head" (l) 33); and, (c) a link in a retweet that lists the town of residence and phone number for approximately 150 United States Air Force personnel with the following quote: 'Rejoice, O supporters of the Caliphate State, with the dissemination of the information to be delivered to lone wolves,' God said: 'And slay them wherever you may come upon them.'"

The full complaint with all the fun details is here(pdf).

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.

Hat Tip: Need to Know Basis.

By Howie at 10:14 PM | Comments |

February 18, 2016

Shocking News! Jawa Report Was Right All Along

I've always said the "watch only" policy allowed Jihadist recruiters to cause damage faster than you can gain intelligence. At first sure you gain a lot, but once its been "mined" so to speak the return vs the risk that Jihadist propaganda creates is not worth it.

While you are waiting on that last little bit of data, the Jihadists are gaining followers and recruits and promoting their ideology at an incredible rate. Plus they look powerful.

Whereas disrupting the internet assets of terrorists, not just twitter, throws a wrench in things. It both shows their weakness and damages their network.

Anyone who has ever rebuilt a social network after a suspension knows this. And also the rebuilding after a suspension gives information in itself. But here in black in white is proof that selective offense against online Jihadis works!

The Islamic State isn't having much luck recruiting new members online these days. Twitter suspended 125,000 accounts sympathetic to the jihadist organization between June and October of last year and it appears to be making an impact, according to a study being released Thursday by George Washington University's Program on Extremism.

GWU's study found that the sympathetic English-language accounts remaining after Twitter's last purge number less than a thousand and generally only interact with one another rather than actively seek out new recruits. Each account averaged 350 followers and typically only tweeted 5 times a day compared to an average of 14 tweets daily prior to the crackdown.

Meanwhile in the still "watch only" world of intelligence Anjem Choudary and his followers, with proven connections to ISIS in Syria and elsewhere are crawling all over Youtube unmolested .

I flagged the main IslamChannel4K channel yesterday, Youtube hasn't even responded, which means there is probably a hold on it.

But feel free to knock yourselves out flagging it.


By Howie at 08:52 PM | Comments |

Awesome! Obama Released Ibrahim Qosi From GITMO
Now He's Leader of AQAP

He got the job because the last leader of AQAP was droned, so I'll give it time.... a little more time....

Ex-Guantanamo detainee Ibrahim al Qosi has become a prominent fixture in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula’s (AQAP) propaganda since early December, when he first revealed that he is a senior leader in the group. Qosi most recently delivered a two-part critique of the Saudi monarchy, entitled “A Message to Our People in the Land of the Two Holy Mosques.”

Qosi begins his nearly 50-minute lecture, which was posted online on Feb. 6, by denouncing the Saudi government’s execution of more than 40 “mujahideen” in January. The men were killed, he says, because they declared jihad against the “Crusaders” and opposed American interests around the globe.

Qosi then discusses al Qaeda’s jihad against the Saudi regime, saying Osama bin Laden was motivated by America’s supposed “occupation” of Arabia’s two holiest sanctuaries. Bin Laden repeatedly warned the Saudis about the American presence, but the monarchy resisted calls to end the alliance. According to Qosi, more than 400 scholars signed a letter decrying the situation.

I mean just think of the outrage if we executed the SOB at GITMO, though it would be a lot more efficient.

By Howie at 07:51 PM | Comments |

We're Doomed! Totally 100% Doomed!

So why you're hanging out at Hot Airreading about the doomage, go insult Ben Sasse.

If you’re in the “Anybody But Trump” camp, you need someone, preferably multiple candidates, to go home after SC. Kasich’s probably not going anywhere since he has his eye on Ohio and Michigan, but he may be a small enough factor in the SEC primary that his vote total doesn’t much affect the others. Carson and, in all likelihood, Bush should be on life support come Sunday morning, though. If they don’t pull the plug, Cruz may be the last hope of beating Trump. And given his numbers in his “stronghold” in South Carolina this week, that hope seems thin.
It will make you feel better.

By Howie at 07:39 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: The Force Can Have A Strong Influence on The Weak Minded

As in make you drop 10k on an old XP-34.

They're just not as popular since the XP-38 came out.

By Howie at 07:18 PM | Comments |

About That Wall

If walls are un-Christian then why do you think Charle Magne and Pope Leo III built the walls?

The answer to keep out Muslim invaders who took Italy in the late 9th century and forced the entire Church to either take refuge in France or stay and endure the siege and fall of Constantinople.

The Vatican was not reclaimed until 1379 during the Norman Crusades.

Ironic, no? That the wall was built to keep out terrorists? And all the candidates want to change policy to keep out both terrorists and unlawful immigrants.

The more things change..... the more times people have to protect themselves from Islamic Terrorists?

Anyway I have a hard time picturing Pope Leo III as a non Christian.

The Vatican wall should remain, as a reminder of the past, of what it took for Christians to regain their freedom and religion from Islamic expansionist oppression.

By Howie at 02:24 PM | Comments |

Trouble With Tribbles BHO Edtion

Holy crap! That Tribble is attacking the President!


Not to worry its an old slow Tribble, and turns out it was only after the President's blunt.

By Howie at 10:09 AM | Comments |

Outrage! Black Man Likes His Gun

Personally I like that Ben Carson likes his gun.

I mean who doesn't like a nice gun? Should a black man have any less right to defend himself, his family and his property should the need arise?

Should a black man, a doctor no less, not be allowed to hunt and fish, and fire off a few rounds should he feel like it?

Obviously CNN doesn't think so.

"(CNN)Watch: I like having a gun, says Carson"

Knowing Ben Carson likes his gun gives me warm fuzzies all over.

You know who doesn't like armed citizens? Those who know they've been screwing over people for decades, those that know there are people out there that they have wronged.

The public reasons they want to control guns is simply a manifestation of their fear that they might be held to account.

By Howie at 09:41 AM | Comments |

New SPLC Report Trump Greatest Terrorist in America Muslims Mentioned as Victims

If you're shocked that every act of non-Islamic violence were given a motive in the SPLC report yet NONE of the acts of Islamic extremism had a motive mentioned, you don't know SLPC very well.


With is roots in fighting racial segregation in the South the SPLC has been stuck with the leftist narrative every since.

Seeing evil in the Black Hebrews and other "Right Wing" groups while carefully tiptoeing around Islamic Groups.

They do list some Islamic extremists,
but never as a group. More in an effort to point out how "rare" Jihadists are.

While it mentions individuals such as Yousef al-Khattab and his association with the Islamic Thinkers Society of NY, that group and others remain missing from the SLPC list of hate groups.

In fact the choice of Islamic Hate Groups is not even listed on their site.


This is not to say that there is no danger from non-Islamic hate groups. But the idea that there are NO Islamic hate groups besides Nation of Islam in America just shows the left leaning direction of SPLC's mission.

While Muslims are the most likely per capita to commit acts of terror in America, SPLC spends a lot of effort to whitewash that with politically correct leftist dogma.

By Howie at 02:57 PM | Comments |

Moroccan Refugee Pick Pocket Brags on Tee Vee
Sexual Assault Victim Recognizes Him Files Chrages

Remember the will of Allah must have been for him to go to prison.

victim of the New Year’s Eve sexual assaults in the German city of Dusseldorf identified her attacker after he went on television to talk about his involvement in a pickpocketing gang.

The 33-year-old Moroccan suspect, identified by police as Taoufik M, got away with allegedly groping an 18-year-old girl in Dusseldorf. Instead of keeping a low profile, he went on television to talk about his pickpocketing habit in the documentary “King of the Pickpockets.”

Also it is the will of Allah for us to laugh at him.

By Howie at 02:08 PM | Comments |

Visit Turkey Islamic Tourist Paradise

That's right bask in the wonderfulness of Turkey's Authentic Islamic culture....

Plan your trip today! Only in Turkey can you find both modern convenience and authentic IED's all in one super exciting package!

By Howie at 01:17 PM | Comments |

Twitter Manipulates What You See

Interesting why many people I follow never show in my timeline. Splains it.

According to the source, Twitter maintains a ‘whitelist’ of favoured Twitter accounts and a ‘blacklist’ of unfavoured accounts. Accounts on the whitelist are prioritised in search results, even if they’re not the most popular among users. Meanwhile, accounts on the blacklist have their posts hidden from both search results and other users’ timelines.

Our source was backed up by a senior editor at a major digital publisher, who told Breitbart that Twitter told him it deliberately whitelists and blacklists users. He added that he was afraid of the site’s power, noting that his tweets could disappear from users’ timelines if he got on the wrong side of the company.

Shadowbanning, sometimes known as “Stealth Banning” or “Hell Banning,” is commonly used by online community managers to block content posted by spammers. Instead of banning a user directly (which would alert the spammer to their status, prompting them to create a new account), their content is merely hidden from public view.

Apparently Twitter dreams if sucking just as bad as Facebook.

By Howie at 11:04 AM | Comments |

Han shot First Restored!

Something about Lucas and Disney doesn't like it.

onging to see an unaltered edition of 1977’s A New Hope — without the decades of special edition makeovers — a group reportedly spent thousands of dollars and years of effort to restore to a faded print of Star Wars to the best-seen-yet high-definition version of the original cut of the film — and then leaked it online.

...The Silver Screen version is without the special editions’ dialogue tweaks, visual polish, and Mos Eisley’s added CGI creatures, and Han naturally shoots first (Atad points out that it’s actually jarring to realize that not only does Han fire first, but Greedo doesn’t shoot at all). There have been similar renegade restoration attempts in the past (such as the fan-made Despecialized Edition), and the Silver Screen edition still has plenty of visual flaws (pops, scratches, color issues). But connoisseurs of bootleg Star Wars video claim this edition is the most impressive they’ve seen so far. ...

Calling themselves Team Negative1, the group (at least, their leader claims there’s a group) quietly released their “Silver Screen Theatrical Version” last month to message board acclaim. Then on Tuesday, film writer Corey Atad posted a lengthy interview with the primary fan behind the restoration, chronicling his extensive frame-by-frame efforts to recreate a version that’s quite close to what fans first saw in theaters 39 years ago.

Its here if one of you folks want to pull it down, string it together and slap it up somewhere. Of if anyone has a link, comments.

By Howie at 10:24 AM | Comments |

Where's Vinnie? Drunken Triceratops Edition

He's been studying Paleontology, according to insider discussions the Triceratops can drink like a fish. But Vinnie claimed to have still put him under the table.

By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

Islamic Science! Jinns Like Hot Chicks

Heh, if you're going to poses someone possess a hot chick.

Mallam Luthfi Jamal-Baba said that although men can be inhabited by 'jinns' (roughly, spirits), beautiful women are more prone to possession.

Image credit for Host Possessed chicks

An Islamic exorcist has made the bizarre claim that beautiful women are more likely to be possessed by evil spirits.

Mallam Luthfi Jamal-Baba, an Imam and exorcist from Ghana, west Africa, said that although men can be inhabited by 'jinns' (spirits), beautiful women are more prone to possession.

By Howie at 09:12 AM | Comments |

Trump Owns Jeb

Total Pwnage.

ype jebbush.com into your web browser.

What happens? You'll quickly be directed to another candidate's website: Donald Trump's.

As it turns out, the Bush campaign doesn't own jebbush.com. The domain name is owned by a company called Fabulous.com Pty Ltd., an Australian company that helps people monetize their internet domain names. The site was apparently created on Nov. 19, 1997 and updated on Oct. 20, 2015, according to a domain registration search.

Maybe Jeb is just too nice or something?

Anyway discuss relative pros and cons of having a cutthroat as President who can out-cutthroat even politicians.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

February 14, 2016

ISIS Commander Begins Demonstrating Beheading Techniques; Hilarity Ensues

Even if he is a sadistic bastard, you really gotta love Allah's dark sense of humor...

The troopers waited for the Isis commander to begin showing around 20 recruits how to cut the heads off prisoners.

While he was demonstrating cutting motions using knives, axes and a sword the SAS sniper was given the all-clear to open fire. [...]

"The SAS sniper was using a Dan.338 equipped with a suppressor which reduces the sound and eliminates any flash from the barrel.

"He had to aim off by more than a foot.

"He had assumed it would take at least two shots to kill the commander but the first shot hit him in the back of the head.

"One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded.

"The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that's when panic set in.

"We later heard most of the recruits deserted."

I wish I could have seen the recruits' faces just when the head exploded. That would have been priceless.


By DMartyr at 12:12 PM | Comments |

Finnish Anti-Rape Video Tell Women To Use The Force To Repel Immigrant Attackers (bumped)

Gee, why didn't women think of these tactics before?

I guarantee, a man came up with this PSA. A very effeminate progressive male, probably still a virgin...

Below the fold, a parody of the ad. Sadly, the parody seems to be just about as useful as the Finnish PSA.

By DMartyr at 07:41 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA J.A.F.R.D. Edition

Seriously? Another one? Lord have mercy!

Live stream.

And away we go.

(compact stream)

By Howie at 08:36 PM | Comments |

Attn #BLM: Teen Robber Unarmed

No, literally. Teen loses arm in robbery attempt:

An alleged robber lost an arm when a man from whom he stole a pair of Air Jordan sneakers chased after him in an SUV and hit him, pinning him against a fence in Brooklyn, police say and surveillance video shows.

The alleged robber, 17-year-old Zachary Sam, was armed when he met with 39-year-old Phillipp Pierre, who thought he was selling Air Jordans to a buyer he met on Craigslist early Friday afternoon, police said. [...]

Sam was taken to Brookdale Hospital, where he was listed in serious but stable condition. He was charged with criminal possession of a firearm and second-degree robbery.

I love that the reporter mentions the teen had both arms before the robbery! (Okay, maybe the reporter meant he had a weapon, but it's still funny!) Hopefully, the man who disarmed this young thug will get off.

By DMartyr at 09:06 AM | Comments |

February 12, 2016

Somali Muslim Mohammad Barry Killed After Chopping up Columbus Restaurant Patrons
Authorities Stumped on Motive

I dunno, maybe the smell of bacon bothered him, I mean its understandable.

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- Police shot and killed a man who stormed into a central Ohio restaurant wielding a machete and randomly attacking people as they sat unsuspectingly at their dinner tables, authorities said.

Four people were injured in the brutal attack Thursday evening at Nazareth Restaurant and Deli, a Mediterranean restaurant in Columbus. The victims were taken to an area hospital and were expected to recover.

CBS News has learned that investigators have identified the suspected attacker as Mohammad Barry. CBS News homeland security correspondent Jeff Pegues reports that investigators were running down leads to try to determine if the attack was somehow tied to terrorist organizations.

"There was no rhyme or reason as to who he was going after," said Columbus police Sgt. Rich Weiner.

Police said the man walked into the restaurant, had a conversation with an employee and then left. He returned about a half hour later. That's when police said he approached a man and a woman who were sitting just inside the door at a booth and started the attack.


Update: So that explains it. it was a Jewish Israeli Christian (still Zionist) establishment.

So my bacon theory was wrong... Which changes everything.

I mean doesn't it?]

Update: Apparently this person was a known Jihadi to the FBI, either they had no crimes, other than the usual support for terrorists of course, so they were probably just watching collecting "intelligence" intelligence that was never used. You know because Muslimophobia or something.

The suspect, identified as Mohamed Barry, 30, according to Franklin County Coroner Dr. Anahi Ortiz, was in a law enforcement database which includes names potentially related to terrorism, sources said. Being in the database would have flagged him if he came in contact with local authorities.

The FBI is investigating the suspect's motive, Columbus Police Chief Kim Jacobs said at a news conference this afternoon, adding that the motive is not yet clear.

Its a good thing he is now dead and that his victims, by the grace of God, are not dead.

Hat Tip: Patrick.

By Howie at 09:07 AM | Comments |

Saudi Arabia Issues Fatwa Against Uncovered Princess Mascot

Because she was a dirty dirty whore princess!. Princess whore? I dunno.

Religious police in Saudi Arabia detained a pastry shop’s cross-dressing mascot — for showing a little too much skin.

As part of a promotional campaign, a bakery in Riyadh had the man dress up in a costume depicting an unveiled Muppet-like woman in a blue gown.

Maybe this outrage against Pastry Princesses will finally get Oliver Willis' attention on Islamic oppression?

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

February 10, 2016

@ockisdead No, I'm not Kidding

Ha! Ha!

Talk about a hot-button issue.

Trouble was brewing over a Donald Trump sticker Wednesday on the Queens campus of St. John’s University.


A student at the private college had a cup of coffee tossed in his face after he threatened on Twitter to smash a classmate’s computer because of her allegiance to the GOP front-runner.

Clifford Durand, 18, posted a photo of an unsuspecting fellow student with a “Trump Make America Great Again” sticker on her laptop and asked his followers to share the image.

Word has it that he was upset because, "Panthers gonna cop the dub." Cept um, didn't happen.



Everybody dance!

Good it is to be a gangster.

By Howie at 07:04 PM | Comments |

Think Bernie Sanders Won The New Hampshire Primary? Think Again

I mean you might think getting 60 percent of the vote is a win.

Not if you're a Democrat. When Bernie says the system is corrupt as least as far as the Democratic Party is concerned he's right. Its designed to thwart any interloper.


National Democratic delegate count, Clinton can still afford to be gracious because of the Super Delegate hill in front of Bernie.


Now on the Republican side its much more fair, although losers with a few delegates can give them to whomever they choose. By the end of the process its possible that they might be able to veto a Trump nomination if the margin is close enough and all the losers cast their delegate's votes against Trump. Depends on how far Trump is ahead by the convention and how many delegates the rest of the field can snatch up.

By Howie at 10:54 AM | Comments |

February 09, 2016

New Hampshire Primary 2016 Results

Sorry, I was busy, the man was keeping me down.

Feel the Bern! Bernie takes New Hampshire and Hillary calls to concede. Sanders 58% Clinton 40%

Also Trump leading heavily at 34%, projected to win.

Followed by ...

Kasich 15%
Cruz 12%
Bush 12%
Rubio 10%
Christie at 8% looks done.

By Howie at 09:15 PM | Comments |

Safe Space New Hampshire

Live free or cry!

By Howie at 10:51 AM | Comments |

February 08, 2016

An Open Post To A Fan

Dear hot naughty teacher that emailed us. Every male blogger here is 13.

See you soon?

By Vinnie at 08:27 PM | Comments |

Millions of Hopes Dashed as SMOD Finally Strikes Killing Only One (update_: Never Mind Just a Terrorist)

SMOD why hast thou forsaken us?

Indian officials say a meteorite struck the campus of a private engineering college on Saturday, killing one person. If scientists confirm the explosion was due to a meteorite, it would be the first recorded human fatality due to a falling space rock.

According to local reports, a bus driver was killed on Saturday when a meteorite landed in the area where he was walking, damaging the window panes of nearby buses and buildings. Three other people were injured.

Update: No meteorite was found and the crater appears to have been from an explosive device. After examination the meteor shards were determined to be rocks of the type space scientists classify as J.A.F.R.

So in other words the guy was just another victim of Islamic Terrorism, not a meteor.


By Howie at 01:02 PM | Comments |

Cyber Martyrs?

LOL. Fatwas Fatwas Everywhere!

he cyber-jihadists have now ended their protest, signaling that they are pleased with the fatwa, which states,
“If a cyber-jihadist’s account gets deleted, it will count as a form of martyrdom, as cyber-martyrdom. Just as how real martyrs get to have sex with virgins as a reward, cyber-martyrs will get to have cyber-sex with cyber-virgins.”
The Fatwa was based on a little known Hadith, Skin Horse Chapter 3 verses 1-4.

By Howie at 12:57 PM | Comments |

Younes Abdullah Muhammad of Revolution Muslims Still Making News

Heh, I'm still waiting on the ass kicking he promised me.

Federal agents arrested Elhassan and another man, Joseph Hassan Farrokh, 28, last month, charging Farrokh with trying to provide material support to terrorists and Elhassan with aiding that plot. They alleged that Farrokh intended to travel to Syria and join the Islamic State; he was arrested at Richmond International Airport, where his journey allegedly was supposed to begin.

When Nubani first invoked the name “Younus Abdullah” in federal court, Assistant U.S. Attorney Dennis Fitzpatrick quickly objected, saying Nubani’s assertion was “total speculation.” A judge struck the name from the record. Later in the hearing, Nubani referenced the Revolution Muslim site.

In a conversation later with a reporter, Nubani said his client was able to identify Morton, whom he knew as Younus Abdullah, as “CHS #3” because the law enforcement affidavit details their interactions.

By Howie at 10:37 AM | Comments |

February 06, 2016

ABC Pre-New Hampshire Republican Debate

Here we go, who will walk away with enough marbles to keep playing.

Live stream here.

By Howie at 08:01 PM | Comments |

February 05, 2016

Friday War Porn: ISIS Truck Bed Edition

Bet he won't call dibs to ride in the truck bed again!

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 04:37 PM | Comments |

February 04, 2016

Somali Jet Suicide Bombing Works Perfectly
Or 100% Proof Allah Hates al-Shabaab

So perfectly in fact that it must be the will of Allah that only the terrorist died and every other person on board survived.

A wheelchair bound suicide bomber may have been responsible for the explosion which tore a hole in the side of a jet in Somalia, investigators have said.

They said the suspected terrorist, thought to be part of the Al-Shabaab Islamist group, may have faked a disability to bypass security checks at Mogadishu airport.

The suspected bomber is also thought to be the man who was sucked out of the plane after blowing a hole in the fuselage, shortly after the plane filled with more than 70 passengers took off from the Somali capital.

The man who fell from the plane has been named by local officials as Abdullahi Abdisalam Borleh, 55, from Somaliland, but they did not confirm if he was the suicide bomber.

So who's side ya think Allah is on? It appears not al-Shabaab's side at all.

By Howie at 07:18 PM | Comments |

Trump Wader!


Jawa Report has of course endorsed Trump because of his favorable treatment of our spice mines on Kessel.

Vote Sith! Vote Lord Trump!

By Howie at 07:03 PM | Comments |

ISIS Savage Child Abuse Continues

Sigh, I hate these.....

in a new video purportedly released by the Islamic State, an ISIS boy soldier of African descent beheads an official with Jabhat al-Shamiya, or the Levant Front, for failing to implement sharia law. According to international terrorism watchdog group Terror Monitor, the victim is an alleged "religious jurist" named Muhammad Tabsho. Terror Monitor further reports that the boy executioner has been identified as the son of Abu Darda, who was killed by a United States airstrike in Aleppo, Syria.


In the video the boy executioner informs the U.S. in English that ISIS will "destroy" the rebel groups it supports in Syria, like the Levant Front. The Levant Front is a coalition of Aleppo-based Syrian Civil War rebel factions formed in December 2014. It is made up of Islamist and apolitical organizations all with the goal of overthrowing Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad. Addressing the United States further, the boy executioner says, "You can’t escape from coming on the ground. I wish I meet on you on the hills of Dabiq." According to Islamic eschatology, Dabiq is where the Muslim version of Armageddon is prophesied to take place. ISIS is trying to draw the United States and its allies into a ground war at Dabiq to force the fulfillment of this prophecy.

Jawa Report as obtained a copy of the video from the usual places.

We'll make a fun uncensored copy available by request only. (HERE)

(images below the fold, one is graphic so don't look at it, nor do I recommend watching the video really. But if you must.







By Howie at 02:49 PM | Comments |

AQAP/ISIS Leader Jalal Baleedi Droned

Open leadership position!

ADEN (Reuters) - Two suspected U.S. drone strikes killed 12 Islamist militants overnight in southern Yemen, residents said on Thursday, including a top al Qaeda commander who may have been the new leader of Islamic State in Yemen.

One strike killed six men in a car traveling in al Rawda city in Shabwa province, a remote desert area where al Qaeda militants are believed to be operating. The province has been targeted by drone strikes this year.

By Howie at 09:26 AM | Comments |

Good Gun Control: Cops Edition

Ohhhh ohhhhh!. Shot dat mofo!

I hope there was enough in his pockets to cover the cost of the bullet.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

February 02, 2016

WISIS Experiences Technical Difficulties

I was just tuning into ISIS radio.

U.S. airstrikes in eastern Afghanistan killed 29 ISIS fighters and struck the terrorist group's FM radio station, signaling American forces' continued military action in the war-torn nation -- albeit against a different entity that brought them there in the first place.

The strikes occurred Monday evening in Nangarhar province, according to Ataullah Khogyani, a spokesman for that province's governor. Khogyani said the 29 killed included eight ISIS members who worked on the group's radio and online efforts.

Until then, ISIS propaganda could be heard on the radio station in Nangarhar's capital of Jalalabad. Khogyani said the U.S. strikes not only hit the radio facility but destroyed the Islamic extremist group's internet equipment.

All I got was static.

By Howie at 12:00 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: If Your Plane Makes Emergency Landing in Somalia

It really is an emergency doubleclutch.

By Howie at 09:34 AM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch Justin Nojan Sullivan aka TheMujahid

Enjoy Federal Pound the Muj in the ass prison.

Justin Nojan Sullivan, the Morganton teen who was charged by the federal government on June 19, 2015, with helping the terrorist organization ISIL, was indicted by a Burke County grand jury Monday afternoon in the murder of 74-year-old John Bailey Clark.

Clark, of 5576 Rose Carswell Road, was found buried in a shallow grave in his yard Dec. 18, 2014, after officers from the Burke County Sheriff’s Office attempted to locate him at his residence during a welfare check.

Officers went to Clark’s home and found the door to his residence unlocked. They also found what appeared to be a blood trail and drag marks coming out of the house. A more thorough search of the property led to the discovery of Clark’s body buried in the yard, according to a press release from District Attorney David Learner.

His apparent cause of death was multiple gunshot wounds to the head from a small-caliber firearm, the release said.

Continued investigation of the case led to 19-year-old Sullivan, who also lived on Rose Carswell Road with his parents, the release said.

Looking at the victim its good that Muj is going to Federal Prison and none too soon because Mr. Clark might have had connections on the inside if you catch my drift.

Anyway he'll make a cute girl by prison standards.

ISIL support indictment here. Complaint here. DOJ presser here and below the fold.

Hat Tip: Treadstone.

A Burke County, North Carolina, man has been charged with attempting to provide material support to the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), a designated foreign terrorist organization, announced Assistant Attorney General for National Security John P. Carlin, Acting U.S. Attorney Jill Westmoreland Rose of the Western District of North Carolina and Special Agent in Charge John A. Strong of the FBI’s Charlotte, North Carolina, Division.

The criminal complaint was filed today in federal court, charging Justin Nojan Sullivan, 19, of Morganton, North Carolina, with one count of attempting to provide material support to ISIL, one count of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony, and one count of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number. Sullivan was arrested in his home on Friday, June 19, 2015, without incident.

“As alleged in the complaint, the defendant was planning assassinations and violent attacks in the United States and is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL and federal firearms violations,” said Assistant Attorney General Carlin. “The National Security Division’s highest priority is counterterrorism and we will continue to pursue justice against those who seek to provide material support to designated foreign terrorist organizations.”

“Sullivan is charged with attempting to provide material support to ISIL, a designated terrorist organization that poses a serious threat to our country’s security,” said Acting U.S. Attorney Rose. “My highest priority is to detect and prosecute violent extremists and protect innocent Americans from terrorist attacks.”

“Justin Sullivan intended to commit violent acts against innocent people in the U.S. to support the terrorist organization, ISIL,” said Special Agent in Charge Strong. “As demonstrated in this case federal, state, and local law enforcement will work tirelessly to protect our communities from those who plot to carry out terrorist activities of any kind.”

The criminal complaint alleges that the FBI became aware of Sullivan’s plans to obtain a semi-automatic AR-15 rifle at the Hickory Gun Show in Hickory, North Carolina, on June 20, 2015, which he planned to use to kill a large number of U.S. citizens on behalf of ISIL. According to the criminal complaint, an FBI undercover employee (UC) made contact with Sullivan beginning on or about June 6, 2015, during which time Sullivan described himself as “a mujahid,” and as a Muslim convert living in the eastern United States. Sullivan also told the UC that “the war is here,” and gave the UC the opportunity to join what he called the Islamic State of North America, whose “doctrine is Guerilla Warfare in and out,” the complaint alleges. The criminal complaint further alleges that over the next few days and during various conversations, Sullivan discussed with the UC, among other things, his various terrorist attack concepts and instructed the UC on how to obtain weapons, specifically “an AR-15 .223 with split ammo” at a gun show.

According to the complaint, on or about June 9, 2015, Sullivan discussed with the UC the possibility of making homemade silencers and asked the UC whether he would be able to make one. When the UC said that he thought he could, Sullivan told the UC “Ill need to have one built by next week.” The complaint alleges that Sullivan also told the UC “Yeah ill let u mail me…I plan on using it this mont[h],” and that Sullivan planned on doing “minor assassinations before the big attack for training.” He also told that UC that “we are going to send a video to IS.” According to the complaint, during a follow-up conversation, Sullivan told the UC again that he would need the suppressor “before the end of next week,” apparently referring to June 19, 2015.

On June 19, 2015, the FBI, with the support of the Hickory, North Carolina, Police Department, the Burke County, North Carolina, Sheriff’s Office and the North Carolina State Highway Patrol, arrested Sullivan at his home and located the silencer at his residence, which Sullivan had received earlier that day. No one was harmed during the arrest.

Sullivan is currently in federal custody. Sullivan is expected to make his initial appearance in federal court today.

The charge of conspiracy to provide material support to a designated foreign organization carries a maximum potential penalty of 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. The charge of transporting and receiving a silencer in interstate commerce with intent to commit a felony carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $250,000. The charge of receipt and possession of an unregistered silencer, unidentified by a serial number, carries a maximum potential penalty of 10 years in prison and a fine of $10,000.

The charges contained in the complaint are allegations. The defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

The case was investigated by the FBI. The case is being prosecuted by Assistant U.S. Attorney and Senior Litigation Counsel Michael E. Savage of the Western District of North Carolina and Trial Attorney Gregory Gonzalez of the National Security Division’s Counterterrorism section.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

February 01, 2016

Jawa Iowa Caucus Results

I'm going to go ahead and call Iowa for Cruz.

I hope I'm right, I'm taking an awful risk upsetting Vader.

Cruz 28%
Trump 24%
Rubio 23%

The rest can pack it up.

Update: Hillary takes Iowa by the skin of some pre-pledged delegates. I'm not sure how this works but Bern got Berned. Clinton takes 24 delegates Sanders 21.

But looking overall Clinton already has 409 delegates to Sanders 34.

On the Republican, or less corrupt side, its Cruz 8, Trump and Rubio 7 delegates.

Carson holds three delegates he could pledge, Paul and Bush one each.

By Howie at 09:12 PM | Comments |