September 30, 2015

Russia Begins Bombing in Syria ... but not very well

So, Russia has released footage from it's first bombing campaign. Apparently, they're not very good at this whole "precision" thing.


Expect protests over all the innocent civilians being killed in 4 ... 3 .... 2 .... never.

On a related note, the DOD confirmed today that none of the fighters killed in Russian air strikes were American trained.

I dunno, but since only 3 or 4 of the approximately 100,000 anti-Assad forces (this includes ISIS and al Qaeda) were trained by the US I'd be kind of astounded if they were. I mean, what are the odds?

Update by Howie: Like the new iPhone, behold pictures that move.

But the camera is not on the biog boomah 3/4 of the time. Just on the bomblets, that's pretty neat, a big bomb that filled also with cluster bombs.

I'm sure Russia is not worries about the bad PR of using clusterbombs, because Putin, not a pussy. See how this works, no one will bash the Communists for using these like they do us, except for maybe Obama, because Obama, pussy.

Update: Take 2:

Cut! Print!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:11 PM | Comments |

September 29, 2015

Condell The Invasion of Europe

Hat Tip: Counter-Revoutionary.

By Howie at 06:06 PM | Comments |

Remember When the Reason to Pull Out of Iraq Was so we could Defeat AQ and the Taliban in Afghanistan?

Memory hole, 2008:

Meanwhile, in Afghanistan, the Taliban are on the march:

Afghan forces struck back Tuesday in the besieged northern city of Kunduz, opening risky street-by-street battles a day after Taliban fighters overran the city in a humiliating blow to Afghanistan’s Western-backed government.

But the counteroffensive met stiff resistance from Taliban units near the airport on the city’s outskirts, touching off intense clashes that blocked Afghan troops from making a push toward the heart of Kunduz.

The showdowns took shape before dawn — less than 24 hours after Taliban militants stormed into Kunduz — as Afghan reinforcements poured into the area after a U.S. airstrike helped clear the way.

But Osama bin Laden is dead. Also, Bush lied!

Seriously, it's like people have zero memory of what this clown in the White House promised 7 years ago.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Cecile Richards Can Already Afford Lamborghini

She makes almost 600K per year. There's good money in dead babies.

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Hat Tip: El Chapo.

By Howie at 12:11 PM | Comments |

September 25, 2015

University Snowflakes Frightened By Pieces Of String In A Tree; Thought They Were Nooses

The cult of liberalism. A "hate crime" that never happened is proof racism exists on the University of Delaware campus. The non-hate crime is spurring the school into action. The school will be launching a new "diversity action plan" to ensure non-existent hate crimes never occur again.

Read it if you can. Then someone please explain it to me.

Students at the University of Delaware are taking it hard after the discovery that an alleged hate crime was just a misunderstanding. Some students even insist a hate crime still occurred.

The incident happened Tuesday night, when students thought they found several nooses hanging from a tree. Word quickly spread as campus officials swiftly released a statement condemning the foul hate crime. But come morning, police said a short investigation had led them to conclude the “nooses” were really just the remnants of paper lanterns from an event held all the way back in June.

Unperturbed by the truth, students launched an assembly following the incident to speak as though the hate crime really did happen. According to The News Journal, a local paper, the assembly was held "to find ways to change the campus climate" in the wake of the bad atmosphere apparently exposed by a fictional hate crime. [...]

One administrator said the climate of hate at Delaware was exposed by the mere fact he could even believe the alleged hate crime occurred.

Be sure to watch the video with the article. I could not embed it and it wasn't at Youtube. But it shows the strings that frightened these students and faculty.

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 09:12 PM | Comments |

There Could be An Upside to Trump

Under a hypothetical Trump Administration this will be White House Press Secretary.

She’s just 26 and could be on her way to the White House.

Granted, that journey to DC would require Donald Trump actually winning the election, but Hope Hicks has emerged as the gatekeeper to the field’s most talked-about candidate.

Hicks, a Greenwich, Conn., native, is The Donald’s media handler, and reportedly the only young woman in his inner circle. In a business often dominated by the same old operatives, she is a fresh face.

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click for more in depth study

Or higher...

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I'm failing to see the downside in this.

By Howie at 07:31 PM | Comments |

A Muslima With Class and Her Papa

It appears to me that Allah's will is very apparent.

He holds up this Muslima before the whole world while Mullah Akhtar Mansoor Mullah Omar's replacement hides in the mountains.

Its almost as if Jesus had a say in it, no?

Praise Jesus!

By Howie at 06:27 PM | Comments |

Amazing! Two Little Girls Create A REAL Science Project

Contrast this with the bomb-like clock project. Ahmed could not (or would not) explain anything about his "science experiment." He could not explain how or why he built it. But these two little girls not only video-recorded building the project, they were able to discuss all stages of the experiment, expectations, and explanations for the results.

By DMartyr at 02:25 PM | Comments |

Dear Shaker Aamer

We hope you enjoyed your 13 year all expense paid trip to exotic tropical Cuba. Don't let the door hit you where Allah split you.

he last British resident being held in Guantanamo Bay is to be returned to the UK, the government has said.

Shaker Aamer, 46, who has been in the military prison in Cuba since 2002, has never been charged or been on trial.

Since 2007 he has been cleared for release twice, by US presidents George W Bush and Barack Obama.

The Saudi national has permission to live in the UK indefinitely because his wife is British. They have four children and live in London.

However he was captured in Afghanistan fighting for the Taliban, who are a specially designated terrorist entity at war with the US, we could have held him till hostilities have ended.
ccording to documents published in the Guantanamo Bay files leak, the US military Joint Task Force Guantanamo believed that Aamer had led a unit of fighters in Afghanistan, including the Battle of Tora Bora, while his family was paid a stipend by Osama bin Laden. The file asserts past associations with Richard Reid and Zacarias Moussaoui.[7][8] Aamer denies being involved in terrorist activity and his lawyer, Clive Stafford Smith, said the leaked documents would not stand up in court.
They don't have to these are the rules of war we can hold suspected combatants.

Anyway the Usual suspects are delighted CAGE and well as our old pal Linda.

https://twitter.com/LGhaliyaaR

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Hold on...

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Well that $20 will get someone 20 at the crossbar motel.

By Howie at 12:50 PM | Comments |

Friend of Dylann Roof arrested by the FBI

The State:

The man who opened his home to Dylann Roof in the weeks before the June killings of nine African-Americans in a Charleston church has been arrested by the FBI.

Agents picked up Joseph “Joey” Meek Jr., 21, of Red Bank, while he was at work Thursday afternoon, his girlfriend, Lindsey Fry, told The State newspaper shortly afterward

The letter stated that Meek was under investigation for possible misprision and allegedly making false statements to law enforcement. Both crimes are felonies.

Misprision, which in federal cases means the concealment of knowledge about a crime from authorities after or as the crime is being committed, carries a maximum sentence of three years in prison if Meek is charged with and convicted of that.

If Meek is charged with and convicted of making false statements, he could be facing up to five years in prison. That number rises to eight years when the false statements concern certain types of crimes, including international or domestic terrorism.

Comments? Anyone?

By Howie at 12:25 PM | Comments |

USA: Muslim Mob Attacks Man For Tearing Up Qu'ran

I haven't confirmed, but some commenters claim this protest took place at Wright State University in Ohio.

(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)

By DMartyr at 12:23 PM | Comments |

Libyans Parade ISIS Terrorism Naked Through the Streets and Hang Him

I don't know what the word is coming to... drugs, violence, people running naked in the streets. THOSE WERE THE DAYS!

reminiscent of an infamous scene from TV series Game of Thrones, an ISIS leader was paraded around the streets of Libya naked before being being executed, The Daily Beast reported.

A jihadi group fighting ISIS in Libya captured the ISIS commander in Derna, a strategic port city, where ISIS has previously held a strong presence. The local ISIS commander, believed to be an Iraqi native named Abu-Ali al-Anbari, was stripped naked and forced to walk the city before being hung in the public gallows.

Bonus Fatwa to whomever can source the lead quote!

And yes I will judge that last caption contest, someday. Soon. I swear.

By Howie at 12:18 PM | Comments |

Too Good To Check: ISIS Murdering Its Own Fighters For Lack of Medical Care

You have to hand it to the Iranians, they write great propaganda. Although its based on a few truisms.

(IraqiNews.com) Dohuk – Media official of the Kurdistan Democratic Party in Mosul Saeed Mamouzini revealed on Tuesday, that ISIS has executed 27 of his gunmen that had been wounded because of its inability to cure them.

Mamouzini said in an interview for IraqiNews.com, “ISIS executed 27 of its wounded gunmen in the old prison of Mosul,” noting that “the organization is unable to cure its injured gunmen because of the lack of health and medical capabilities.”

Mamouzini added that ” the areas under ISIS control are living in bad conditions at all levels,” pointing out that “during the past few days, ISIS carried out a similar campaign of executions against its injured gunmen for the inability to treat them.”

ISIS bragged about its medical care in Raqqa but recently with the fleeing of the population and attrition of war they stopped bragging.

So it could be true. Maybe, I guess.


By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

Guilty Conscience? Speaker Boehner Quits

Speaker of the House John Boehner resigns from Congress just one day after tearfully hosting Pope Francis:

House Speaker John A. Boehner will resign from Congress at the end of October, an aide confirmed Friday morning, leaving tremendous uncertainty for Republicans just when they face a series of major showdowns with the White House.

The move comes just a day after he lived out a personal dream by hosting Pope Francis for an address to a join session of Congress — something the Ohio Catholic had sought for years.

It's about time this super RINO is replaced. Now maybe we'll get someone who really cares about the welfare of America.

By DMartyr at 11:45 AM | Comments |

ISIS Committing Largest Religious Genocide Ever

ISIS outdoing the Nazis.

The claim comes from a veteran German journalist who is the only reporter to have been allowed to operate as an ‘embed’ with ISIS and escape alive.

Jürgen Todenhöfer, 75, a former MP with Angela Merkel's CDU party, became a reporter in 2000 and has specialized in war reporting.

He spent 10 harrowing days on the ISIS frontline, dodging bullets and death threats, while being chauffeured around by none other than the UK’s own scumbag traitor 'Jihadi John' – real name Mohammed Emwazi.

...He believes the west cannot militarily defeat the self-styled Caliphate rulers and writes: “The terrorists plan on killing several hundred million people.

"The west is drastically underestimating the power of ISIS."

Shockingly, he even compares them to a "nuclear tsunami preparing the largest religious cleansing in history."

Critics say Todenhöfer, 75, was only allowed to get so close to ISIS because of his reputation as a vociferous critic of U.S. policy in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So do with them what we did to Hitler, feed them to the Russians for w while, then lower the boom.

Hell slip Putin a few Bil under the table. Not a problem. Lets see who would make a deal like that? Who? Trump?

Because you ain't going to beat ISIS with any less.

By Howie at 11:32 AM | Comments |

There is no Crying in Jihad

No wait!

A video released by Syria's Al-Qaeda affiliate, the Al-Nusra Front, shows a young suicide bomber’s final moments before detonating himself.

Jafar is visibly crying and can be heard saying:

"I'm just scared I won't succeed."
Yeah you better say that...... bub.

Anyway Jafar goes off later in the film.... at the link.

By Howie at 11:23 AM | Comments |

#BlackLivesMatter Woman Arrested For Inciting Murder Against Whites & Cops

It was just Youtube! Its not like anyone will see it!

Say bye-bye to your legal guns!

Weasel Zippers has more.

The video in question is below the fold.

(NSFW Language Alert!)

Can we called the #BlackLivesMatter a violent movement yet? Remember, the Tea Party was labeled violent and racist without any incidents directly connected to it. But we've see repeated incidents of violence, shootings, killings, and racist rants with this Democratic-endorsed movement.

By DMartyr at 12:30 AM | Comments |

September 24, 2015

Student Protecting Blind Kid From School Bully Punished

A school bully beats a blind kid, a school jock stops the bully with a single punch, school punishes jock. I'm surprised the school didn't also suspend the blind kid!

From the Daily Mail:

A California teenager who rushed to help a blind classmate being beaten up by a bully has been kicked off the football team.

The high school junior was hailed as a hero for intervening after he saw the 'visually impaired' student being repeatedly hit round the head during lunch break at Huntington Beach High School, California on Wednesday.

Footage, filmed by a bystander, shows the teen knocking the bully to the ground with a single punch to stop the attack.[...]

No arrest is expected for the intervening teen who has been praised by his peers and online for standing up for his classmate.

But his school took a different approach and are believed to have kicked the have-a-go-hero off the football team after he breached their 'zero-tolerance' policy on violence.

Zero tolerance policy at work. If the jock had instead whipped out his phone and recorded the attack, he wouldn't have faced any punishment. This sends a terrible message - help someone in trouble and face discipline. These zero-tolerance policies are zero-common sense policies. Too bad the hero wasn't black or Muslim. If he were the media and top Democratics all the way up to Obama would be rallying for him.

I wonder if the bully will get an invite to the White House?

By DMartyr at 11:43 PM | Comments |

Pope Francis Arrives at St. Patrick's

Pope Francis is being welcomed in NYC.

Pope Francis arrived in New York City Thursday evening, where he will make several stops including St. Patrick's Cathedral, the United Nations and the 9/11 memorial site at the World Trade Center.

The pope's plane touched down at JFK Airport at around 5:07 p.m.

A crowd of 200 people cheered and waved hand-held Vatican flags as a smiling Pope Francis stepped off the plane.

Francis doffed his skullcap in the breeze as he made his way down the plane's stairs after flying in from Washington.

Live feed here.

Thanks to IBT.

By Howie at 05:42 PM | Comments |

Where's JWT? Swollen Edition

Via the wires direct from the Sunshine State.

DUNEDIN, Fla. (WFLA) – A Florida woman is charged with domestic battery after deputies say she sneaked up behind her husband and hit him in the testicles. The victim secretly recorded the attack with a GoPro video camera.

Investigators say it happened at about 10 a.m. on Sept. 17. in Dunedin.

Ain't no sunshine when she's home?

By Howie at 05:17 PM | Comments |

Woman Races Dragon

More fun than a Hajj stampede?

Nope

Hat Tip: Papa Guz.

By Howie at 12:08 PM | Comments |

Hajj Stampede Kills 450 700+ And Counting Killed 900 Injured

The Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa issued against Saudi Arabia for.....

Hajj season -- the annual Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca -- has killed more than 450 people and injured 719 others in Saudi Arabia.

The stampede occurred Thursday morning during the ritual known as "stoning the devil" in the tent city of Mina, about 2 miles from Mecca, Islam's holiest city.

Hundreds have been killed in past years during the same ceremony, and it comes only 13 days after a crane collapse killed more than 100 people at another major Islamic holy site, the Grand Mosque in Mecca.

We'll have to think up a new Fatwa Our Hajj something something...... Sometimes you stone Satan sometimes Satan stones you.

Anyway its been a bad year for the Hajj, recently Allah got pissed and threw lightning at a crane killing a bunch of pilgrims.

Something something complete, something something Dark Side.

Update: Video!

Now more from Bilal Ahmad in the studio ;-)

By Howie at 07:44 AM | Comments |

September 23, 2015

War Porn: Run Achmed!

Run Faster!...... Too Late

By Howie at 10:29 PM | Comments |

Even a Stopped Clock is Right Twice a Day

Hillary's email talk about Samir Khan aka Inshallahshaheed.

Noting to it other than the FBI was coordinating with the Joint Terrorism Task Force.

One other note the Huffpo reporter assumes that Khan was allowed to leave the country with prior FBI knowledge he was leaving.

Not so, I happen to know what happened. It was more of a wires crossed between two offices DC and Charlotte. They were ready to detain him at boarding but the word never came. So he was allowed to board.

Anyway, he ended up a greasy spot in Yemen, all's well that ends well I always say.

By Howie at 06:21 PM | Comments |

Whoa Baby Look at That Effing Fish

Man that fucking thing is huge!

Today was a great way to end summer thank u

Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015

At first I thought it was Fishing with Ace Frehley. Close but no guitar.

By Howie at 12:02 PM | Comments |

You Can Observe a Lot By Just Watching


Yup....

Berra was the backbone of a New York Yankees dynasty that won 10 World Series championships -- the most in the sport's history.

He was born Lawrence Peter Berra, the son of Italian immigrants. One version has it that he earned the nickname "Yogi" from a childhood friend who said the snake charmer in a movie looked like Berra.

He dropped out of school in the 8th grade to help support his family by playing baseball, then later served in the U.S. Navy.

Before my time really, but still known.

By Howie at 11:33 AM | Comments |

September 22, 2015

Crowder Trolling Feminist Film Festival

This is right up Jawa's alley. We so love to annoy people by just being ourselves.

We Jawas understand how these girls feel, we also draw flies, but around our faces, not our.... you know.

By Howie at 11:17 PM | Comments |

September 19, 2015

An Accurate Scale Model Of The Solar System

Okay, I am kind of a space nerd.

By DMartyr at 05:03 PM | Comments |

A Baa!?!? No A Clock! (:Updated and Bumped For What I Said About Feeding Trolls)

Personally I think that a clock is a clock is a clock and charging Mohammad for making a clock is like the dumbest thing ever.

Boyd said the device -- confiscated by an English teacher despite the teen's insistence that it was a clock -- was "certainly suspicious in nature.

"The student showed the device to a teacher, who was concerned that it was possibly the infrastructure for a bomb," Boyd said.

School officers questioned Ahmed about the device and why he'd brought it to school. Boyd said Ahmed was then handcuffed "for his safety and for the safety of the officers" and taken to a juvenile detention center. He was later released to his parents, Boyd said.

And true to the way it should be no charges are filed.
At a press conference this morning, Irving Police Chief Larry Boyd said charges won't be filed against Ahmed Mohamed, the MacArthur High School freshman arrested Monday after bringing what school officials and police described as a "hoax bomb" on campus.
But Mohammad may have been trolling for CAIR points its not his first go around.
Mohamed is familiar with anti-Islamic politics. He once made national headlines for debating a Florida pastor who burned a Quran.

But he wasn’t paying much attention this summer when Irving Mayor Beth Van Duyne became a national celebrity in anti-Islamic circles, fueling rumors in speeches that the religious minority was plotting to usurp American laws.

So I say to the Dallas police the she second teacher, the English teacher that I have one piece of advice.

Don't feed the trolls.

Update: Um yeah.

The latest tweet from a Muslim boy who brought a clock to school that was mistaken for a bomb has some people wondering whether he and his family planned this all along.


By Howie at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Mystery WTF Is Bill From White Plains

I mean aside from an Islamophobe, yes Virginia there is such a thing as an idiot.

Twitchy:

So this is interesting. Greg Gutfeld, Chris Hayes and Laura Ingraham are all asking the same questions about the guy at Donald Trump’s town hall event in New Hampshire who called President Obama a Muslim: who was he was he a plant?

If you see Bill From White Plains tell him inquiring minds want to know.

See its one thing to be against Terrorism, its another to deport innocent people, many of them decent folk, for the crimes of others.

Now if Bill From White Plains can just post here in comments we'll straiten this whole thing out. Or if Bill's too busy his Uncle Daddy can drop in and help us out.

He's everywhere!


OMG!

By Howie at 02:02 PM | Comments |

Its Not SMOD But Close

If those morons at Ace of Spades HQ don't get SMOD working soon, we're taking over the project and scavenging it for parts we can push on Owen Lars.

Right Scoop:

catastrophic conflagration reminiscent of the scenes out of the book of Revelations after a video hit humanity like a giant meteor...
Been good knowing youz guyz,

By Howie at 01:51 PM | Comments |

Murdered Child Belonged To #OWS Trash

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After three months, the body of a child washed up in a Boston harbor was finally identified as Bella Bond (on right in image above). The little girl was identified after a computer composite was released (on left in image above).

The girl was conceived in an Occupy Wall Street tent. (Or, it could have been in the middle of a roadway, or on a sidewalk or a police car, or, really, anywhere since those people were doing it everywhere during their #OWS camp outs.) She was beaten to death by her mother's boyfriend. Bella's father was an absentee father who didn't even know the girl had been missing.

If you haven't seen much about this in the media, try to imagine the publicity if these people had been Tea Party members.

The animals that beat the girl to death:

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That's Bella's mother (smiling) and her mother's boyfriend. It isn't clear whether the mother's boyfriend was a part of the #OWS crowd.

Even after four years, #Occupy Wall Street is still racking up deaths and child abuse incidences.

By DMartyr at 12:57 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Syrians Can't Drive, Are Mean to Puppies

This post may be Haram because its forbidden for Muslims to air their dirty laundry within view of the infidels. Lest the Infidels get any bright ideas about Muslims not being superior, thus breeding contempt for the rule of Muslims over Dhimmis and Infidels.

But its not like we're not interested, this is the account of a British Muslim who went to Syria to fight in the Jihad of his experience with Syrian Arab Muslims.

Here in Shām, the Arabs and the non-Arabs are united in one line, under one banner, defending each other’s life with their own blood. However, with the unification of tribes and cultures, there will be clashes which are inevitable. Clashes which arise due to many reasons. Some are due to the level of knowledge which people possess, and some are due to different upbringings and cultures.

Arabs as a whole have a unique culture, which differs dramatically from the western lifestyle. If one is unaware of these cultural differences, then it could be quite peculiar, annoying, and at times somewhat stressful to interact and associate with them. Arabs are quite unique in their habits, so it is vital for the western Muhājir to acquaint himself with their cultures to prevent clashes and disputes.

Below I shall list a few of their habits which Arabs are known for:

1) A lack of privacy for other’s space.

2) Childish behaviour

Unfortunately Syrians seem to be very childish in their dealings and mannerisms in how they interact with each other. It’s not an unusual sight to see a fully grown Syrian man acting like a child and playing around with other brothers.

3) Stealing shoes.

4) Etiquettes when eating

However our Arab brothers, or Syrians to be more precise, lack these basic manners. It is not unusual to see Syrians fight over food, even though there is more than enough for everyone. It is not unusual to see them throw away food even though this food they are eating is far better than the food their own mothers prepare for them at home. It is not unusual to see them walk away after eating leaving a big mess for someone else to clean up after them. And the sight of a typical kitchen sink is just appalling. During my time in Syria, I have only met a handful of Syrians who are strict on keeping the kitchen clean, may Allāh make more such brothers.

5) Getting angry over the haqq if it is against them

Another common trait among our Arab brothers is to get offended if you bring their errors to their attention. A Muslim should accept the haqq from wherever it comes, even if the one showing you your error does so in a stern way.

6) Administration work (“Bukrah inshāAllāh”)

Unfortunately in the Arab world, building a structure and administrating it is not one of their strong points. There are many flaws and errors in putting an Arab in charge, especially if he is uneducated (which sadly is the majority).

It is common to hear an Arab in administration reply with the words “bukrah inshāAllāh” (which means “hopefully tomorrow”) or in plain English, “I’m too lazy, leave me alone and come back some other time!”

7) Sleeping habits

Another irritating feature of Arabs is that due to them being heavy sleepers, they see no problem in speaking very loud while others are fast asleep (or even trying to sleep). This can be so frustrating especially when you tell them to quieten down only to have them speak loud again after a few minutes

) The staring competition

Syrians love to stare at foreigners, maybe because no tourist has ever visited Syria.

9) Treating animals badly

The Prophet (saw) informed us that a woman was sent to hell due to mistreating a cat she had and a prostitute from Banu Isra’īl was forgiven her sins due to giving water to a thirsty dog. Such are the teachings of Islām. However among our Arab brothers, they tend to treat animals very badly.

It is not uncommon to see an Arab throw objects at animals and to chase a hungry cat away. Nor is it uncommon to see some from among them killing harmless dogs. Indeed the Prophet (saw) ordered us to kill black dogs as they are Jinns which have taken the form of animals, however Arabs tend to take it a step further and kill all dogs even though they may be harmless.

You would also see dead dogs laying in the middle of the road with a bullet wound for a week or so, and hardly anyone will remove it out of the way. Arabs tend to have no mercy for animals except a few among them who love cats.

10) Beggars

From the very moment I arrived in the Turkish airport, I was greeted by Syrian beggars.

Most beggars here in Syria are fraudsters who take advantage of the Muhājirīn. Realise my brothers that Dawlah has Zakāh offices and also gives a weekly supply of food to the poor. I myself have witnessed this in Raqqa.

11) Dealing with shop keepers
Here in Syria Dawlah has a reputation of being wealthy. The average Syrian looks at a Dawlah brother as a walking bank, and unfortunately shop keepers are no exception. So many times when asking a shop keeper for the price of an item, he would contemplating for a while then give you a higher price.

12) Driving ‘skills’

Many things which may seem illegal or irrational are quite common for Arabs to do. In the west, one is required to look into his side mirrors prior to moving lane or going to a slip road, however an Arab would hardly ever look into his mirrors, even if he is coming onto a busy motorway. Women casually walk on the roads and hardly look over their shoulder to see if a car is coming, nor do they move out the way until you are right besides them horning at them. Men likewise do this, but not to the same extent as women; and if you were to hit them it would be your fault for not seeing them walk on the road.

13) Empty words

Islamic State, It Sucks! Because of all the Arabs!

LOL!

Hat Tip: JWT.

By Howie at 07:24 AM | Comments |

Oh, Great.

Who could make a better citizen than a suicidal jihadist? Emphasis mine:

Half of the refugees who manage to reach Germany are suffering from psychological illness such as depression or post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), according to a study released by the German chamber of psychotherapists (BPtK).

A statement on the organisation's website said that 40% of the refugees already had suicidal thoughts or "have even attempted to kill themselves".

(Hat Tip: TROP)

By DMartyr at 12:34 AM | Comments |

September 17, 2015

Attn Twitter User @AsawiirtiHacker

https://twitter.com/AsawiirtiHacker/status/644584710002360321

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Long time listener, first time caller.

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Lick me!


By Howie at 06:16 PM | Comments |

Khobar Towers: A Survivor's Story

Just goes to show the duplicity of the Saudis. They knew.

By Howie at 11:35 AM | Comments |

September 16, 2015

Debate Fevah!

Live stream of the Republican debate on CNN is here.

It doesn't appear I can embed it here but it is free.


By Howie at 07:05 PM | Comments |

PaliWood On Tour Hungarian Edition

Remember when I said the currency of the Syrian conflict was dead and suiffering children. I have to say today's performance was superb.

Absolutely NO ONE questioned the wisdom of taking small children into harm's way for some good Hungary sprayed my baby shots.

I hearby dub the fat bleeding dude at the start here, Blue Shirt Guy.

Heh, that was pretty funny, now on with the show.

And for the final act....

Tell Auntie M to let Old Yeller Out.


By Howie at 05:59 PM | Comments |

Brother of Dead Jihadist Arrested for Lying to Effing Big Indians

Marchello McCain pictured on the right via Breitbart has been charged with lying to the FBI.

A San Diego man was charged Monday with lying to the FBI during an investigation into his brother, who is believed to be the first American jihadist killed in Syria while fighting for the Islamic State.

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Marchello McCain, 33, is accused in an indictment of providing false information about his brother's travel to Syria and how he financed the trip, federal prosecutors said.

McCain already faces gun possession charges.

His lawyer did not immediately return a request for comment.

The brother, Douglas McCain, 33, was reportedly killed a year ago while fighting with the Islamic State, the extremist group trying to overthrow the government of Syrian President Bashar Assad.

His brother on the left there already bit the big on in Syria.

All's well that ends well I always say. More here at Breitbart.

By Howie at 01:12 PM | Comments |

Rusty's BuzzKill No Sex Droids

Sex Robots are Haram....

Dr Richardson, a robot ethicist at De Montfort University in Leicester, wants to raise awareness of the issue and persuade those developing sex robots to rethink how their technology is used.

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I'll take the red one.
(red one blow up)
Ok the blue one....


"Sex robots seem to be a growing focus in the robotics industry and the models that they draw on - how they will look, what roles they would play - are very disturbing indeed," she told the BBC.

She believes that they reinforce traditional stereotypes of women and the view that a relationship need be nothing more than physical.

"We think that the creation of such robots will contribute to detrimental relationships between men and women, adults and children, men and men and women and women," she said.

Of course it would be a woman, probably a feminist telling Rusty he can't boink his sex droid.

So my question is why does this feminist fear females losing control of sex.

I mean if Rusty boinks his robot she cant use sex to control men anymore, no more than men can control the sexual habits of liberated women.

Seems fair, but of course feminists want both, to control when then have sex and to control when men have sex, so they can control men. This is why they hate the idea of sex droids.

I hope Rusty recovers from this, first no flying cars now no hot sex droids. The future is looking dimmer and dimmer.

More form the other McCain.

In the zero-sum-game worldview of feminism, anything that makes men happy is bad. Kathleen Richardson, a professor at De Montfort University in England, is afraid that having sex with robots will make men happy:

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Whoa that bitch is homely now, she should be for sex droids because its cruel to make a human male f*ck her.

By Howie at 12:28 PM | Comments |

Ministry of Jiggly: Here's Rooking at You Kate Edition

Rooking..... rooking.... reerry rooking.


Exclusive SI Swimsuit intimates video from Kate Upton's rooking shoot in the Philippines.

What did you want?


By Howie at 11:06 AM | Comments |

Video Hungarian Mad Max

Mad Max does Hungary...

What no chained guitar player? I was expecting a chained guitar player?

Well maybe Germany? I won't rest till there is a crazed chained guitar player.


By Howie at 11:01 AM | Comments |

September 15, 2015

Finally Russia Enters Syrian Conflict!

I've said all along that we needed the Russians to kind of go into Syria and fisk it. With that familiar Russian er um pragmatism yeah that's it pragmatism.


Now the problem will be if Obama can't figure out how to make Russian help pay off.

Remember we are on the same side.

Um uh yah, Uh hold on now. I'm uh er extremely er confident......

By Howie at 10:51 PM | Comments |

Welp

My son left for boot camp today.

I don't post much, but keep him in your prayers, please.

By Vinnie at 06:04 PM | Comments |

ISIS Turns off Euphrates River Spigot

You behead a guy, he's dead. You shut down a damn in the middle of a desert? Every one downstream dies:

ISIS has been blocking the flow of the Euphrates River from Syria in a renewed bid to turn the vital waterway into a strategic weapon against the Iraqi government.

“ISIS closed the Tabqa Dam in Syria almost a week ago, causing the water level of the Euphrates River to drop in Anbar’s towns,” a member of the Anbar Provincial Council said Sunday.

Hamid al-Dulaimi warned in an interview with Iraqi Kurdish Bas News that the closure poses a “disaster to Anbar and other provinces” in Iraq.

Meanwhile, a source close to ISIS told Al-Jazeera that the group was using its control over the dams to “put pressure on the Iraqi government as part of the open war between it and the group.”
And it's not just the lack of water. Cutting off the river's flow has meant that hydroelectric production downstream is slowly being choked off. Oh, and sewage treatment plants are failing.

So, Iraq has that to look forward to.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:00 PM | Comments |

September 14, 2015

In France, Boobies Protest You!*

*

Just kidding. Howie put in the bleg for some posts as he was heading out the door and I saw DMartyr double-posted what Howie just posted. So ... burned!

Plus, is there really such a thing as too much boobie?

No, really?

Please tell me.

Because, I think I might have a problem ......

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:02 PM | Comments |

France: Women Beaten On Stage For Protesting Debate About Beating Women

The irony is totally lost on the Muslim organizers.

In their conference on the women's role in Islam, male panelists were debating whether it was acceptable to beat women. Two half nude female protesters jumped on stage and were promptly beaten. I guess we know where those males stand on beating women...

By DMartyr at 11:01 AM | Comments |

Ministry of Boobies: Femen Strips at Muslim Conference

So what do Muslim men do with Topless Women? Kick and beat them.

That's pretty gay.

By Howie at 08:23 AM | Comments |

September 13, 2015

Howie Blegs: A Fistful of Dollars Edition (Bumped - Scroll For New Posts)

I hate to bleg but I think maybe I've dug a big enough hole for now.







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Anyway if you have a few bucks to help a fellow American who is down on his luck please click above. Rusty's Paypal in the left sidebar as well. Just note Howie and he'll make sure it gets to where its going.

Thanks in advance.

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Update: Here kids, so far $180 $260 $300 $570 $1029 so far. That's a Fistful of Dollars!


A Fistful Of Dollars 1964 by Alice-Bauer

A Few Dollars More?


For A Few Dollars More 1965 by Alice-Bauer

(Thanks so much to everyone who has helped me out. It will make a big difference, my goal is $1000. I'll let this run through Sunday.

Anyway Thanks again, you're the best readers on the planet.)

I'm ending this campaign at midnight. That doesn't mean you can't donate after that, just that you win't have to see this post every day. We don't blog for the money because we would starve, but its nice to know the readers have our back when we need it.

Thanks again for all the help and prayers.

$960 ...almost there.....

Almost there....

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

Ground Zero Mosque Documentary On Youtube

It will only be available for a limited time. Then you'll have to purchase the DVD to view it.

(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)

By DMartyr at 09:26 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: The EPA And You

We need to get this toxic slurry out of this pristine mountain!

Mission accomplished!

By Howie at 12:07 PM | Comments |

September 12, 2015

Feel Good Video of the Day: German Rot Police Smash

A communist knocked cold, the action starts right away.


During clashes with Leftist protestors in Hamburg Germany

Now that's good internet.


By Howie at 10:21 PM | Comments |

Where Howie?

He's not under the bridge, nor had he ever been under the bridge. Howie hates every iota of a bridge, swear to god.

While it's all hilarity now, authorities had to take the incident quite seriously when they first received a call that a man in his 20s had placed a small hard-suit case wrapped in a black blanket beneath a bridge.

Police shut down a road that runs through a heavy residential area alongside the Phillippi Creek and called in the Hazardous Devices Unit.

The bomb squad X-rayed the suitcase and determined it was not an incendiary device. Upon opening it, they found a customized foam mold protecting a colorful glass waterpipe.



By Howie at 09:53 PM | Comments |

Sterling Heights (North of Dearbornistan)Rejects New Mosque

If not allowing another Mosque to have a special permit to build outside zoning rules is Islamophobic hate.

Sterling Heights planners rejected a special land use permit for developers hoping to build a mosque in the city.


The city's Planning Commission voted 9-0 Thursday night against the 20,500-square-foot worship space proposed for 15 Mile Road between Mound and Ryan. The meeting was packed for the vote, and opponents of the mosque gathered outside of the city building to await the decision.

Following the vote, Fox 2 Detroit got video of protestors cheering the decision:

Then why is the idea of building a giant Baptist Megachurch with a Huge cross on top in Riyad Saudi Arabia "Preposterous"?

Go figure that one out.

By Howie at 06:04 PM | Comments |

Zionist Conspiracy! Predictions! Results! Jawa Report!

Sometimes when you are fishing for bass, you catch a carp or a just a lit of tiny annoying bluegill.

Times of Israel:

Joshua Ryne Goldberg faces 20 years in jail; same man reported to have posted foul, hoax blog on Times of Israel in April.

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The FBI arrested a 20-year-old American Jewish man for posing as an Islamic State extremist, calling for terrorist attacks, claiming to be planning attacks in Australia and the United States, and providing information on bomb construction to a second party. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the same man, who it named as Florida resident Joshua Ryne Goldberg, also posed as a respected Australian lawyer in April to maliciously post a racist blog post on The Times of Israel.

The criminal complaint is here(pdf).

So it gets even weirder.

“The Australi Witness persona fooled members of the international intelligence community as well as journalists,” the Herald report said, “with well-known analyst Rita Katz of SITE Intelligence Group saying the ‘IS supporter’ held a ‘prestige’ position in online jihadi circles and was ‘part of the hard core of a group of individuals who constantly look for targets for other people to attack.'”

US officials told the Herald that Goldberg had admitted to distributing information on bomb-making and “further admitted that he believed the information would create a genuine bomb.

“An affidavit sworn at the time of the arrest says that, between August 19 and August 28, Mr Goldberg ‘distributed information pertaining to the manufacturing of explosives, destructive devices, or weapons of mass destruction in furtherance of an activity that constitutes a Federal crime of violence,'” the Herald reported.

Mkayyy....
Goldberg claimed, however, that he did not intend for an attack to take place. He said he wanted to inform police of the plan ahead of time in order to get credit for stopping an attack. He also said he thought the bomb-maker may kill himself in the process and at another point claimed that he did not expect anyone to actually build the bomb as “these guys are pussy keyboard warriors.”
So I suppose if you're going to help the FBI the first step might be letting them know you're helping and to actually help.

Anyway You're Truly dubbed Australi Witness as Stands Under Anvil on June 15th.

Jawa Report Delcares Australi Witness' Indian Name Stands Under Anvil

Jawa name, Indian name. Its all the same.

An Australian Twitter user and Islamic State supporter who appeared to encourage the terrorist attack on an anti-Islamic cartoon event in the US says his movement is "winning the minds of the young generation".

He didn't just go Full Retard, he went World Record Retard.

Hat Tip: A Bunch of Effing Drunks.

By Howie at 05:57 PM | Comments |

Dozens Killed In Crane Collapse At Grand Mosque In Mecca (Update - New Video Added)

Update: New video below the fold.

On 9/11, no less. Tell me Allah doesn't have a dark sense of humor!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ca_1441989051

I'm sure they'll find a way to blame the jooos.

Another video below the fold.


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New footage - This is pretty gruesome, so watch at your own risk.


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By DMartyr at 03:20 PM | Comments |

Geert Wilders Annihilates Opponents In Parliamentary Debate On Syrian Immigration Crisis

His challengers are unable to dispute any of Wilders statements. If only we had more politicians like Wilders.

By DMartyr at 01:35 AM | Comments |

When Islamic Proselytizing Goes Right

From the video description:

Video of a beating inside an Ottawa jail shows Carlos Larmond, who is facing terrorism-related charges along with his twin brother, being attacked after allegedly trying to convert another inmate to Islam. The incident occurred March 3 at the Ottawa-Carleton Detention Centre. Video of the incident, played in an Ottawa courtroom Thursday, shows two men viciously attack Larmond with a flurry of punches and kicks while surrounded by other inmates. At one point in the video one of the men appears to drop an object on Larmond before he is able to get to his feet and is escorted out by correctional officers.

Terrence Wilson, 24, was sentenced on Thursday to 60 days in jail for assault causing bodily harm related in the attack.

Paolo Giancaterino, the lawyer representing Wilson, told Global News Larmond had tried to convert his client to Islam on several occasions and threatened to kill him when he resisted.

"It first started with some friendly requests for him to convert to Islam and be a soldier of Islam, and my client was having none of it," Giancaterino said. "It escalated to the point where threats were starting to be made that my client would be killed in his cell if he didn’t convert. That was followed up by another threat that my client's family would be killed by someone on the outside if he didn't convert."

Giancaterino said the threats escalated over a period of several weeks.

By DMartyr at 03:03 PM | Comments |

Kayla Mueller Murdered by IS Not Killed in Airstrike

Bahgdadi, we are coming for you.

BBC:

Haji Mutazz had tried to get Kayla for himself. Amshe said he told her Baghdadi was always going to kill Kayla when he had finished with her.

Haji Mutazz laughed when he saw news reports on television that Kayla had been accidentally hit in a coalition air strike, Amshe said.

"Her stupid government," he said. "We killed her."

According to Amshe, he went on: "We killed her because she is an American. If Obama wanted to he could tell Bashar [al-Assad, the Syrian president] to stop bombing us. Ten of our women and children die every day. This is our revenge. We will kill any American citizen we capture. If any Western government refuses to put pressure on Bashar, we will kill their citizens too."

Amshe is the only source for this story. But she seemed to me a very clever, capable young woman - she led an escape, taking five Yazidi girls to safety - and her story was detailed and consistent throughout.

By Howie at 12:52 PM | Comments |

Zawahiri Would Totally Hang With IS

Maybe Zawahiri should just offer to give Baghdadi a hummer?

Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri said in a newly released audio message that while he doesn't consider the Islamic State's declaration of a caliphate legitimate, he's not opposed to cooperating with the militants in the fight against the U.S.-led coalition in Iraq and Syria.

"We don't recognize the caliphate of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi," he says in an audiotape released by al Qaeda's official media wing. He also tells Muslims they are not obligated to join it.

"Despite the big mistakes [of Islamic State], if I were in Iraq or Syria I would cooperate with them in killing the crusaders and secularists and Shiites even though I don't recognize the legitimacy of their state, because the matter is bigger than that," he explains.

Oh well when it comes to murdering the Kuffar IS and AQ Central are on the same page.

Anyway Zawahiri seems to be coming as a way of escaping his irrelevance.

By Howie at 10:25 AM | Comments |

Space Alien Nukes Detectable From Earth?

So if Space Alien nukes might give them away might our nukes give us away to Space Aliens?

A team of astronomers recently tried to determine whether Trinity’s light might be cosmic in a different sense. The Trinity test involved only one explosion. But if there were many more explosions, involving many more nuclear weapons, it might generate enough heat and light to be seen from nearby stars, or from the deeper reaches of our galaxy—so long as someone out there was looking.

And so, the thinking goes, maybe we should be looking. If every intelligent species eventually stumbles on nuclear technology, and not all of them manage it well, then it might be possible to spot an apocalypse in the heavens. Or several.

Hold me! I'm Skeert!

By Howie at 09:52 AM | Comments |

IS Tries to Frighten Its Population From Fleeing to Europe

For those of you who don't think they can stand another winter in Islamic State and wish to flee to a warmer better place, like say Finland IS has news for you.

Beirut (AFP) - The jihadist Islamic State group has used the shocking image of drowned Syrian toddler Aylan Kurdi to warn refugees against trying to flee to the West, calling it a "major sin".

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Three-year-old Aylan's body was photographed lying in the sand in Bodrum, Turkey after he drowned in a boat accident while his family tried to reach Greece -- an image that helped to focus international attention on the plight of refugees.

In the latest issue of its English-language magazine Dabiq, IS published the boy's image under the headline: "The danger of Abandoning Darul-Islam," or the land of Islam, including the group's self-declared "caliphate" in Syria and Iraq.

"Sadly some Syrians and Libyans are willing to risk the lives and souls of those whom they are responsible to raise... sacrificing many of them during the dangerous trip to the lands of the war-waging crusaders," it said.

It said Muslims were committing a "dangerous major sin" by bringing children to the West, where "they are under the constant threat of fornication, sodomy, drugs and alcohol".

Whereas Islamic State is like a much better place for Muslim babies to die. I mean either way you're dead meat why not stay in Islamic State and die like a read Muslim.

Its from their magazine Dabiq 11. Link is here.

By Howie at 09:48 AM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day Strike on ISIS Ramadi

Yahoo:

Baghdad (AFP) - The international coalition against the Islamic State jihadist group bombed a key jihadist command and supply hub in the area of Ramadi, capital of Iraq's Anbar province, it said Wednesday.

A video of the strike on the football stadium showed a massive secondary explosion at the site.

"The stadium was a key (IS) command and supply hub in the Ramadi region and was being used to store large amounts of homemade explosives, weapons and ammunition," the coalition said in a statement.

"Destroying this hub will significantly disrupt (IS's) ability to conduct operations and resupply their fighters in Ramadi."

Schweeet!

By Howie at 09:41 AM | Comments |

September 09, 2015

Super Freaking Awesome! Intelligence Leadership Downplayed ISIS

What a wonderful smell you've discovered.

More than 50 intelligence analysts working out of the U.S. military's Central Command have formally complained that their reports on ISIS and al Qaeda’s branch in Syria were being inappropriately altered by senior officials, The Daily Beast has learned.

“The cancer was within the senior level of the intelligence command,” one defense official said.

Two senior analysts at CENTCOM signed a written complaint sent to the Defense Department inspector general in July alleging that the reports, some of which were briefed to President Obama, portrayed the terror groups as weaker than the analysts believe they are. The reports were changed by CENTCOM higher-ups to adhere to the administration’s public line that the U.S. is winning the battle against ISIS and al Nusra, al Qaeda’s branch in Syria, the analysts claim.

That complaint was supported by 50 other analysts, some of whom have complained about politicizing of intelligence reports for months. That’s according to 11 individuals who are knowledgeable about the details of the report and who spoke to The Daily Beast on condition of anonymity.

Clapping, Heckova job you're doing there Clappie.

By Howie at 11:20 PM | Comments |

AQAP Publishes List of Americans They Wish They Could Kill

al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula publishes Inspire 14. Praising all death in the name of Islam and also a wish list of people they would like killed immediately following an article on how to make a grenade.

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The list includes.

Ben Bernakek.
Robert James Shiller.
Bill Gates.
Warren Buffet.
Lawrence Joseph.
Michael Bloomberg.
The Koch Brothers.
Sam Walton.
Sheldon Adelson.

Due to the hand grenade thing we will not provide a copy at this time.

By Howie at 01:59 PM | Comments |

SoooperHenge!

Did the dinosaurs build SooperHenge?!?!

If you thought Stonehenge was impressive, wait until you see Superhenge!

On Sept. 7, scientists at the British Science Festival unveiled evidence showing the presence of an ancient Neolithic monument buried beneath the ground. The rock formation is located just two miles away from Stonehenge, and while scientists have yet to dig it up, they believe the rocks at this site are taller and possibly older than Stonehenge

As we wait to see just how big this discovery is, here are 11 things you need to know about Superhenge:

1. This thing is big.

This large Neolithic settlement is being referred to superhenge because it’s five times the area of Stonehenge

SooperMexican is so far silent on as to his knowledge of the situation. I checked, I swear.

Anyway we know who's really behind this of course. (wink wink nod nod)

By Howie at 12:21 PM | Comments |

WTF Happened to Bilal Ahmad? Vol I Issue 4

As you all know sometimes when life seems less than optimal it helps to look at the problems others have so that you can put yours in proper perspective.

At Jawa Report Bilal Ahmad the unluckiest man on Earth provides that perspective.

The Hurriyat Conference led by Syed Ali Geelani had called for a day-long strike in South Kashmir’s Pulwama district against the killing of Bilal Ahmad...

protests against the killing of a 25-year-old allegedly by BSF men at Malangpora village on Tuesday.
Greater Kashmir 10 injured in blast near Shopian Masjid.
Ten people were injured, four of them critically, in a ‘mysterious’ blast near a masjid in Trenz village of South Kashmir’s Shopian district during the wee hours of Thursday, police and witnesses said.

The injured were identified by police as Gulam Ahmad Mir (60); Abdul Gani Dar (60); Muhammad Ismail Dar (55); Basher Ahmad Bhat (55); NayeemAijaz Lone (32); Ghulam Hassan Wani (55); Muhammad Ashraf Shah (60), his son Bilal Ahmad

Strike in Pulwama against killing of civilian in troops’ firing..
Srinagar, August 14 (KMS): In occupied Kashmir, complete shutdown was observed in south Pulwama district for fourth consecutive day, today, against the killing of a civilian, Bilal Ahmad, in the firing of Indian troops on peaceful protesters.
Rainstorm hits parts of KP, Fata
Five persons including a couple were killed and three others sustained injuries.

Three sisters were killed and four others sustained injuries when roof a house collapsed at Ghundi village in Jamrud tehsil of Khyber Agency early Friday, locals said.

The rainwater entered houses in a number of localities both in urban and rural areas of Peshawar district.

A spokesman for the emergency service, Rescue 1122, Bilal Ahmad said that the rainwater was drained with the help of vehicles that were put to use.

Shabbir Ahmed Shah arrested in New Delhi

The Muslim Deeni Mahaz, headed by illegally detained Hurriyet leader, Dr Muhammad Qasim Fakhtoo, has condemned the slapping of draconian law, Public Safety Act, on the party leader, Bilal Ahmad....Bilal catches a break!

That's why two Oklahoma City men are building a truck stop less than a quarter of a mile south of the McAlester Army Ammunition Plant exit — where an old truck stop used to be.

"We are making a very big building," Bilal Ahmad, one of the partners of the project, said. "It's going to be a 12,000 square-foot building. Its cost is going to be $4.3 million. That's a lot money."

It is scheduled to open in March at the latest, according to Ahmad and his partner, Jitender "JJ" Jaswal.

Ahmad said the stop will include a restaurant, a liquor store, a smoke shop, and a 16-pump gas station. It will also offer showers for truck drivers and may even have a vehicle repair shop, too.

Shocking! Only in America!

JKML expresses concern over police atrocities on IOK youth

The JKML leaders also condemned the slapping of PSA on Abdul Rasheed Sofi, Showkat Ahmad Dar, Riyaz Ahmad Dar and Bilal Ahmad of Kakpora
Witnesses name DSP as killer in Khanabal twin murder caseThe witnesses were produced before District Mobile Magistrate, Islamabad, Altaf Khan, on the directives of Chief Judicial Magistrate (CJM), Abdul Nasir, and their statements were recorded.Families of the victims, Bilal AhmadTwo Persons Die, Six Hospitalized after Inhaling Poisonous Gas in Budgam
n a tragic incident of its kind, two persons died due to inhaling poisonous gas while cleaning a well in Magam area of central Kashmir’s Budgam district. Six others, who had gone to rescue them, have also been hospitalized.

He said that two persons Nisar Ahmad Lone son of Abdul Rashid and Haneef Ahmad Lone son of Abdul Hamid who initially went inside the well were declared brought dead by the doctors on arrival and the remaining six persons were shifted to a nearby Sub-District hospital Magam in an unconscious state.

The official identified them as Bilal Ahmad Lone son of Ghulam Mohammad, Riyaz Ahmad Lone son of Sonaullah, Mehrajud-Din son of Mohammad Afzal are undergoing treatment at SDH Magam and the remaining three have been identified as Abdul Majeed Lone son of Abdul Rehman, Ishfaq Ahmad Rather son of Abdul Aziz and Abdul Majeed Waza son of Ahmadullah were later removed to SKIMS Soura for specialized treatment.

Meanwhile, a pall of gloom descended in the village following the deaths of two persons.

See you don't have it that bad, not at all.

By Howie at 11:03 AM | Comments |

Bad Sign Your Plane is on Fire

So I guess Rusty's return will be delayed even further. Because no one has more planes catch fire on them than Rusty.

People started screaming and rushing to the front of the plane after its take-off was abruptly halted because of the fire, some eyewitnesses said.

All 170 people were quickly evacuated, some with minor injuries.
Aviation officials have started an investigation into why the left engine of the Boeing 777-200 caught fire.

The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) says it has sent a team of investigators to the scene.

Passengers said they heard a loud bang "like a tyre blowing out", causing the plane to come to a "screeching halt".

"I saw smoke from the window," David Willey, who was on board, told the BBC.
He said he was told "to prepare to vacate the plane by gathering by the middle exit but then we saw smoke coming through into the plane from that exit," he added.

By Howie at 10:35 AM | Comments |

WTW No Wait! Man Catches Wife in Bed With Her Father Gets Stabbed

Well it sounds kind of hillbilly, but actually Oakland.

Police in Oakland County say a man was stabbed by his father-in-law after finding the 47-year-old nude in bed with his wife — the man’s own daughter — and the older man is now behind bars.
The incident unfolded just after 3:30 a.m. Saturday at a home in the 100 block of W. Rundell Avenue in Pontiac, between Baldwin Avenue and Saginaw Street.

A 25-year-old man told police that he had arrived home and discovered his wife and her father completely nude, laying together in bed. The man woke up his father-in-law and got into an altercation that continued outside of the home.

That’s when the older man, since identified by police as Henry Allen Michael of Detroit, allegedly stabbed the younger man in the back with a knife.

After the stabbing, Michael got into his son-in-law’s vehicle and fled the scene.
Deputies were dispatched to McLaren Hospital after the man arrived with a non-life threatening stab wound that possibly perforated his right lung.

By Howie at 10:29 AM | Comments |

September 08, 2015

Syrian Migrants Show Appreciation For Hungarian Hospitality

Nice....

This is in and near Keleti Station In Budapest, Hungary.

‘Fuck you’ and ‘Allahu Akbar’

Is it just me or does that seem, like not a crown of sheepish refugees?

But I'm probably misunderstanding the Islamic meaning of F8ck You!.

Because I'm all RWE and stuff.

By Howie at 10:42 PM | Comments |

Awesome! Only 37% of Jobs Since 2014 Went to Native Born Americans

Its good that you need emigrant labor and that legal emigrants can make money. Its bad when they outpace the native population so badly.

But the punchline: since December 2007, according to the Household Survey, only 790,000 native born American jobs have been added. Contrast that with the 2.1 million foreign-born Americans who have found a job over the same time period...
And remember there are millions of jobs off the books so to speak. A cash and black economy that isn't being counted at all.

Also Americans, get a job!

By Howie at 10:10 PM | Comments |

Kim Davis Freed From Jail

My personal opinion is that as an elected official she must issue the licences. But if she refuses then she must be impeached or recalled and another official elected or appointed.

Other than that I don't see that keeping her in Jail accomplishes much.

The Kentucky clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses because of her religious beliefs about gay couples says that "all has been well" upon her release from jail on contempt charges.

Those were the only comments Rowan County clerk Kim Davis made Tuesday afternoon outside the jail. She smiled and appeared to be crying as she stood next to lawyer Mat Staver and GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee. Huckabee and fellow candidate Ted Cruz had planned jailhouse visits before Davis was ordered released.

Staver says Davis is loyal to God and her job. But he says she won't violate her conscience and argues that the licenses issued by her office in her absence are invalid. He says she cannot allow her name to be associated with something that conflicts with God's definition of marriage.

Those crazy bogoted Right Wing... No wait!

Kim Davis is a Democrat. Why does that matter?

By Howie at 02:47 PM | Comments |

Arab Muslim Laments We Suck But Jews & Wingers Are Mean

Its tough to watch the Arabs struggle well against themselves mainly, then when looking inward inevitably throw rocks at Israel and the Right wingers.

It is in moments like this that the contrast between Israel and Western democracies is most obvious. Israel didn't just refuse Muslim refugees -- it has refused any Syrian refugees. Still, I find it much harder to understand why the wealthiest Muslims ignore their fellow Muslims, most of whom are Sunni Arabs like themselves.

But the question isn't just "why don't Gulf Arab countries accept the Aylans or Galips?" It's not even, "why don't Muslim countries offer the advantages to Aylans and Galips that European countries might?" It's "why must Aylans and Galips, little children, innocent of any crime, flee at all?"

See that light come on there for a second.

Its not the dictators not the Israelis nor the Iranians. Its the in the Muslim world the solution is always "Kill the other".

The war in Syria was sold as a revolution to a better day. In no sense of the word is any Syrian Alawite, Christian, Sunni or Shia better off. No one is better off, in fact Syria has lost a terrible loss in the name of what?

Its when the people of the Middle East decide to make their lives better, to leave their children better, to work not against but in spite of their governments for a better future. Then and only then will the Arabs find themselves blessed.

But in a culture that "loves death more than you love life." that can never be.

Islam's light is shining. It is what it is, until Muslims decide to change themselves to let their light be a positive one they will suffer.

Because there is no better place for Syrians that a Good Syria. Fix Syria and you fix the problem.

But I wouldn't hold my breath that tomorrow Arab Muslims will wake up and decide to work with all their neighbors and countrymen to make their nation a shining example of prosperity. I fear the Arabs just don't have it in them.

Prove me wrong, please please oh please in the name of the Most Merciful God, prove me wrong.

By Howie at 01:22 PM | Comments |

Violence at Brooklyn's Labor Day Parade

Terrible....

Violence before the West Indian Day Parade in New York has left one man dead and a top aide to the state governor fighting for his life.

Carey Gabay, a lawyer working for Governor Andrew Cuomo, was caught in crossfire at a pre-parade event early on Monday.

A 24-year-old man was also shot and killed in a different Brooklyn neighbourhood in a separate incident.

Last year, a man was killed and several wounded near the parade.

We pray for those affected and that the killer or killers are brought to Justice.

By Howie at 01:04 PM | Comments |

RIP Martin Milner

1-Adam-12 a staple of my childhood.

Actor Martin Milner, who projected clean-cut integrity through car windshields on '60s TV hits "Route 66" and "Adam-12," has died. He was 83.

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Milner died Sunday night surrounded by his family, said friend Pete Gray, who with Milner co-hosted "Let's Talk HookUp," a Southern California radio show on sportfishing.

Oh well at least we still have Randolph Mantooth.

By Howie at 12:57 PM | Comments |

September 07, 2015

Sandcrawler PSA: Howie's Whacko

Anyway as many of you know I've been under the weather to say the least.

While I was in ICU a lady was brought in, she had fallen in a boat and broker three ribs. Hit her head too. Just right, brain dead.

Anyway after looking her over and doing the tests it was determined that probably what had actually happened was that she was riding in the boat, had a massive stroke and was dead before she hit the floor.

So two by two the family members came in and out in preparation for her passing.

Anyway after everything, there was something....

The Lord had come for her and there was a presence that I can only describe as the wake of the passage of Jesus Christ. It was there, you could see it in people, you could feel it.

I'm not overly religious and I didn't see visions of Jesus bouncing down the hall on a pink elephant. I'm not going to run off on some damn fool crusade for Jesus. Maybe just a little.

But Anyway, I have to confess that it happened.

Think whatever you want.

By Howie at 02:52 PM | Comments |

Kilroy Claims TriCk Droning (Sort of)

Always love the British intelligence, they have quite the sense of humor about such things.

The Aug. 21 attack on a car in the Syrian city of Raqqa, an IS stronghold, represents an escalation for Britain, which had not participated in military actions in Syria. Cameron said the threat made action mandatory.

Under questioning by Labour Party interim leader Harriet Harmon, the prime minister said the attack marked the first instance in modern times that a British asset has been used to conduct a strike in a country where Britain was not involved in a war.

Cameron said that after "meticulous planning" British nationals Reyaad Khan and Ruhul Amin were killed along with another IS militant who was not identified.

Khan was from Cardiff, Wales, and had taken part in an IS recruiting video.

He said Britain took action after determining that Khan and another Briton identified as Junaid Hussain were "British nationals based in Syria who were involved in actively recruiting Isil (IS) sympathizers and seeking to orchestrate specific and barbaric attacks against the West, including directing a number of planned terrorist attacks right here in Britain, such as plots to attack high profile public commemorations, including those taking place this summer."

Previous reports were from US intelligence but this is the first claim that the strike itself was actually carried out by UK.

Carry on.

Update: The there is no confirmation on the TriCk droning but also no denial. So we're giving Kilroy the benefit of the doubt.

By Howie at 12:39 PM | Comments |

September 06, 2015

Flashback To February 2015: ISIS Threatens To Flood Europe With Migrants

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Can you spot the ISIS militants?

From The Telegraph via Jihad Watch:

Islamic State militants are planning a takeover of Libya as a "gateway" to wage war across the whole of southern Europe, letters written by the group's supporters have revealed.

The jihadists hope to flood the north African state with militiamen from Syria and Iraq, who will then sail across the Mediterranean posing as migrants on people trafficking vessels, according to plans seen by Quilliam, the British anti-extremist group.

The fighters would then run amok in southern European cities and also try to attack maritime shipping.

The document is written by an Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil) propagandist who is believed to be an important online recruiter for the terror in Libya, where security has collapsed in the wake of the revolution that unseated Colonel Gaddafi in 2011.

It appears Turkey has stepped up to aid ISIS with the migration plans.

Europe didn't heed the warnings, now they are facing the reality. If they don't react soon, they will pay the consequences.

By DMartyr at 08:54 PM | Comments |

Muslim "Refugees" Reject Food And Water Aid; Demand Better

In Hungary, Police try to offer food and water to refugees only to have them throw the items on to the train tracks. Notice in this video, the few children and women there attempt to accept the supplies, but young, able bodied men prevent them from getting the food and water:

In France, "starving" immigrants dump food on the ground then demand better:

In Greece, Muslim immigrants refused water from the Red Cross because the boxes had crosses on them. Notice two things in this crowd. First, there are no children, women, or elderly. All these people are military aged males. Second, watch how many give the ISIS one finger salute:

Europe is in for hell in the next few months or years. They will, no doubt, reach a breaking point. The question is, will they finally fight for their values, or will they surrender?

By DMartyr at 12:00 PM | Comments |

Racist Palestinian Arabs Attack Americans

So I suppose out answer will be to send the Palis more American Dollars and to host another Hezbollah or Hamas website at American University in Beirut?


Probably, because we ARE that stupid.

By Howie at 10:57 AM | Comments |

TRAMP 2016!

I missed so much while I was away.


By Howie at 10:54 AM | Comments |

September 05, 2015

Florida Company Makes Anti-Terrorist AR-15

Want!

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The weapon bears a Bible scripture etched on it, along with other anti-terrorist markings on parts:

The Tactical Crusader AR-15 assault rifle, which is selling for $1,395, features Psalm 144:1 etched into its design. The verse reads, "Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle."

An official description of the Tactical Crusader offers no mention of its apparent inability to be used by "Muslim terrorists."

The rifle also includes the Templar Long Cross, which the Orlando Sentinel reported was a symbol of the Christian Crusades.

Additionally, the Tactical Crusader includes the words "Peace" and "War" on its safety selector, which are the settings for "safe" and "semi-automatic"; the words "God wills it" are also present on the firearm.

They should further terrorist-proof it by using a bacon based oil on it.

By DMartyr at 10:24 AM | Comments |

September 04, 2015

Jawas vs TriCk 35-14 Final!

Jawa readers will recognize our recent suspensions and Twitter feud with the leader of CyberCaliphate Juniad Hussain aka TriCk.

It went back and forth there for a while with the last few accounts and with TriCk scoring some big media hacks. But in the end there is only one way these things end.

SuperDrone! (00DA0000000K0A8.500G000000lvS7C)


Let the recriminations and Jihadi excuses begin.


Whatever, he's still Dead Jim!

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance.


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Attn: Twitter User TriCk @AbuHussainIS @AbuHussain09 @AbuHussain31337 (Update: Your Move Bub)
Attn: Juniad Hussain aka TriCk Reprise

By Howie at 02:30 PM | Comments |

September 02, 2015

Placeholder: Allies in Syria Learning Important Military Skills, Like Jumping Through Flaming Hoops of Fire, Breaking Cinder Blocks w/ Head
Also, prayers for Howie (Update Your Prayers Work! Howie is Alive!)

Behold, our allies in the FSA (Jaysh al-Thuwar)! Our common ISIS enemies fear and tremble at their might!

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Stolen from Grotbags McTroll who, unfortunately, closes his tweets from the public at large.

Also, yeah it's been a while since any one posted. Howie is sick. It's serious. Keep him in your prayers.

Update by Howie the Undead:

Sorry to disappoint the Jihadi community, but the Jews saved my ass again!

Thanks for all your prayers, especially the ones rooting for my death.

Allah knows best.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:22 PM | Comments |