August 25, 2015

Ann and Trump

OK so I'm not a big fan really of either. Personally but what I am a fan of is America.

If any candidate can do better, make my day.

If they cannot do better. Well i want to hire the best man or woman for the job.

At first I thought Trump a spoiler for Hillary or not really serious. But at appears he is serious. Therefore we need to be serious in our considerations.

By Howie at 09:40 PM | Comments |

August 24, 2015

Haters Gonna Hate

Big Bang Theory Actress catches hell for, you know, just visiting IsraelEW

"I think in general it's never going to be trendy to be observant or religious in Hollywood circles," Bialik told Fox 411 in an interview published Friday.

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Bialik, 39, is of the Jewish faith and opened up about some serious backlash she received after a recent trip to Israel.

"I've gotten a lot of negative attention for visiting Israel," she said, recalling a visit to a friend in the Israel Defense Forces. "That's what amazing. … Simply by going to Israel this summer and saying nothing more than, 'I've gone to Israel,' I got the same amount of hatred and threats and anti-Semitism for actually making a statement trying to support people [who] whether I like it or not are serving in an army."

"That reveals the truth," she continued. "It really doesn't matter what I support or believe; the fact that I'm Jewish and go there is enough – that should be alarming to most people."

Looking a bit deeper Jawa Report finds facts that make the hatred even more vile.
So, you know, the notion that I'm a real-life nerd that loves Star Wars and superheroes....
Autolink.

Mayim Bialik's new blog is here.

By Howie at 09:07 PM | Comments |

Cheaters Totally Trusted Ashley Madison Not to Tell

Opppsie!


Hackers have made public the private information of millions of users of Ashley Madison, which promotes itself as the go-to website for infidelity. Its motto: "Life is short. Have an affair."

The hackers have also released financial information about the company that runs it, Avid Life Media, and the emails of its CEO. The hackers say they aren't done yet.

Hey no fair! That's cheating!

Um, yeah.

Looks like that big black Karma rock over your head just broke loose.


In the interest of full disclosure, I too learned the hard way, but not that hard.

By Howie at 12:42 PM | Comments |

British Hostage Douglas Semple Freed

AQAP was holding Mr. Semple when the UAE was able to locate and free him.

The video was online for barely half an hour before it was removed. But Semple’s wish was finally granted this weekend when UAE forces based in the embattled city of Aden managed to rescue him in what they called a “military intelligence operation”.

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British hostage freed in Yemen after 18 months of chaos and power struggles
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The UAE said in a statement it had transported Semple to a safe location in Aden before flying him out on Saturday night to the Emirates capital Abu Dhabi, where he was met by the British ambassador.

It is understood he was taken to a hospital in the country’s capital and was able to speak to his wife in Britain. He will be reunited with her when he is flown back to the UK following medical checks.

The Abu Dhabi crown prince, Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed al-Nahyan called David Cameron to tell him of Semple’s release.

“I’m so pleased for the family of the British hostage in Yemen – who has been released safe and well,” Cameron later tweeted. “Thanks to the UAE for their help.”

Update: Also freed
CNN: French national Isabelle Prime, who was working for an international organization when she was kidnapped in February along with her Yemeni translator in the capital, Sanaa, was freed earlier this month.

By Howie at 12:14 PM | Comments |

Aspiring Pokemon Dorks To Take Pok-E-Mon To Whole 'Nother Level

The one is so young, bound to be popular in the pen.

Police said Sunday they thwarted what could have been a massacre at the Pokemon World Championship held here this weekend.

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Boston police arrested James Austin Stumbo, 27, and Kevin Norton, 18, on Saturday “because of threats of violence made over social media.” When police searched Stumbo and Norton’s vehicle parked in a garage several blocks from the Pokemon event, they found a shotgun, an AR-15 assault rifle, a hunting knife, and 250 rounds of ammunition.

Stumbo and Norton are charged with several firearm charges including unlawful possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of ammunition.

ROFLMAO

By Howie at 10:25 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Satan Loves Dead Babies

Satan Worshipers protest in support of Planned Parenthood.

Clad in black robes, members of the Satanic Temple of Detriot drenched bound women with milk, simulating water-boarding to "illustrate the theocratic agenda imposed upon female bodies." The milk symbolized breast milk, one of the protest organizers explained on Facebook.

The group attached a symbol of their temple to the American flag and held up a sign that read, "America is not a theocracy. End forced motherhood."

Also there is no prohibition against abortion under Islam until four months. Coincidence?

By Howie at 10:22 AM | Comments |

Death To Teddy!

Isn't that special?

By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

French Medals and Hacktivists

Just as a good citizen should beat a terrorist unconscious when the opportunity arises. Good citizens should also do America a solid when the opportunity presents itself.


igilante hackers exist across the world. Men and women, young and old. They are housewives and unemployed. They are working as solicitors and businessmen. They live in big cities and the smallest of hamlets in the largest of houses and the tiniest of flats. Some of them go after people who attempt to scam using spam emails that seek to trick others out of their money or personal details. Some of them, like laywer Shannen Rossmiller, seek to trap
those who have been radicalised. Brad Willman in Columbia distributed a Trojan horse program to more than 1,000 people in a bid to uncover child-porn activities. Around 70 people were jailed as a result.

One thing is for sure, these ‘Hacktivists’ cannot be ignored. They are challenging not only the people they target but everyone of us, making us rethink our view of hackers. It is easy to think of them as people who disrupt the harmony of the internet, causing inconvenience and engaging in criminal acts, but the distinction between good and evil is very much blurred here. Some of these groups and individuals are performing what many believe are good deeds.

By Howie at 08:41 AM | Comments |

Americans and Briton Awarded French Legion of Honor

Yes those are our boys!

ance said a big "merci" to three Americans and a Briton who overpowered a gunman on a high-speed train, giving the four men the country's highest honor in a ceremony at the presidential palace Monday.

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Spencer Stone, 23, Alek Skarlatos, 22, and Anthony Sadler, 23, three friends on a European vacation, and British businessman Chris Norman, 62, were awarded the Legion d'Honneur by French President François Hollande at the Elysée Palace.

The three young Americans, who have been as hailed heroes around the world, looked slightly embarrassed as Hollande pinned the ribboned medals on their polo shirts before embracing them and kissing them on each cheek.

Thanks to France. They were just doing what they should be doing that's all.

By Howie at 07:58 AM | Comments |

August 23, 2015

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest ISIS BVDs Edition

How humiliating, anyway caption this.


Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

Sorry for the delay and general lack of blogging around here but at the Jawa Rest Home faculty believes its good for them to have activities. So we've really not been free to use the .2 megabit wifi.

The I will Cut UR Neck Fatwa issued against Sound Awake for

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From UR Body Fatwa issued against Moe Hamhead for
Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls,
Jihadi Joe hangs on to his meatballs,
Now you know why Tarzan calls,
AHHHAGGGHHH!!
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your BodyFatwa issued against 3DogMike for
And Mom TOLD me not to wear dirty underwear....
True dat last one and I'm sure Mommy it was one of Mommy's proudest moments. You know having a son fighting for genocide, rape, heritage rape, murder and thievery, Er I mean mean Islam, no wait Islamic State, whatever. Stop confusing me.

So we Jawas will be back I guess. We're old and tired but we hear Vinnies kids are smuggling us in some real coffee next week when they bring his hoverround.

By Howie at 02:42 PM | Comments |

August 21, 2015

US Marines PWN Airmen BTFO Terrorist in France

Feel good story of the day.

el Sooper: An attempted terrorist attack in France has been foiled by two bad-ass American Marines who HEARD a Moroccan guy loading his Kalashnikov rifle in the bathroom, and overpowered him before he could begin his massacre!
Lorthiois said the gunman shot one victim and injured another with a bladed weapon. A third person, French actor Jean-Hugues Anglade, suffered a minor injury while activating the train’s emergency alarm, Lorthiois said.
Latest reports are that our wounded Marines are going to be fine.

After France prosecutes this punk we should charge him for attacking out Marines, then hang the bastard.


America's friends, don't f*ck with them.

"My friend Alek (Skarlatos) yells, 'Get him,' so my friend Spencer (Stone) immediately gets up to charge the guy, followed by Alek, then myself," Anthony Sadler said in an interview with CNN.

"The three of us beat up the guy," Anthony said. "In the process Spencer gets slashed multiple times by the box cutter, and Alek takes the AK away.

"I begin to tie him up with help from Chris, another passenger. I notice a man had his throat cut at which Spencer begins to apply pressure to the neck wound before he bled out."

Spencer was cut in the head and neck and almost had his thumb cut off, Alek's brother, Peter Skarlatos told CNN. Alek had taken control of the rifle and hit the suspect in the head with the muzzle, the brother said.

The terrorist is still unknown here is what we do know about the loser.
“It is important to be careful about his identity which is not yet established with certainty,” Cazeneuve said.

“If the identity he has declared is confirmed, he is a 26-year-old man of Moroccan nationality identified by the Spanish authorities to French intelligence services in February 2014 because of his connections to the radical Islamist movement.”

He said inquiries in collaboration with other European authorities “should establish precisely the activities and travels of this terrorist”.

Spain’s interior ministry could not immediately be reached for comment.

So it turns out the men were Airmen I mean its embarrassing if your Jihad is beaten unconscious by Marines, even more so Airmen.

You know what you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A gunman who attacked passengers on a high-speed train in France two days ago is “dumbfounded” at having been taken for an Islamist militant and says he only intended to rob people on board because he was hungry, his lawyer said on Sunday.

As details emerged of the gunman’s early adult life in Spain, lawyer Sophie David said her client -- now in detention near Paris -- also looked ill and malnourished.

A good start.

By Howie at 07:55 PM | Comments |

Dear DPRK

Just saying.

By Howie at 12:49 PM | Comments |

Good News! Palestinians Dying For Islamic State Increasing at Geometric Rate

Palestinians are running off to join Islamic State in hopes that, well in their own words

Earlier this year, Islamic State supporters organized their first public appearance on the streets of Gaza City, where they called for an Islamic army to destroy Israel and the "enemies of Islam."
But rather than living the dream of destroying Israel they die as cannon fodder against Assad and the Kurds.

OK, I admit I'm failing to see the down side here.


By Howie at 12:42 PM | Comments |

Good Anakin Gooooodd!

Let the hate flow through you.

A few hours after sending out those initial tweets, the @ replies column of my TweetDeck went nuts. Tweet after tweet after tweet streamed in. I was a life-hating bloodthirsty ghoul; a soulless bitch; pro-dead-babies-incinerated-as-biohazardous-trash; a sad, degenerate monster; a fucking heartless beast; a human sewer; the female Hannibal; a soulless wino psychopath; an ignorant twat; a Caitlyn Jenner look-alike; an Obama taint-licker; a dumb, sniveling fuckwhistle; perhaps "some type of transgender"; nasty skank trash; and an elitist snot (that one came with a photo of dozens of dead children), among other pleasantries.
I always find it amazing that people, posting things publicly on the internetz get upset that other people might post things on the internetz.

You enter the public forum with eyes wide open. Then if your speech is read by the wrong people, you get pissed off. Or if a certain percentage of people express their hope that you have a stroke, its harassment

How about you put your big girl panties on before you enter the public forum?

BTW those are good insults, we can Jawas can always use more insults.

I've been threatened with pretty much every sort of death threat and hate the internet has.

My advice, just keep on writing what you believe. Take the flack and stop whining.

By Howie at 10:37 AM | Comments |

August 17, 2015

Muslima Kisses Policeman's Hand For Stopping her Husband From Beating Her

I'm touched obviously she knew kissing the Officer's hand would anger her husband, but felt compelled to do it anyway.

Police were called to the man's home after a report of a 911 hang-up call, Mitrovic told court. The man's wife, who only speaks Arabic, indicated through hand gestures that he had hit her in the eye.

Police were searching the man's clothing when his wife kissed one of the officers on the hand, Mitrovic said. The accused then "grabbed her by the throat and violently shoved her."

Police arrested the man and took him into custody. In an interview with an Arabic-speaking police officer, the man said "he wanted to be locked up in a mental hospital and the key thrown away as he didn't know what he would do to his wife," Mitrovic told court.

"He also said he doesn't agree with Canadian laws and that his wife is his property and he can do what he wants with her," Mitrovic said.

Now here we have a man and his entire family traumatized by and at the same time indoctrinated into a very conservative Islamic belief system, talk about your Stockholm Syndrome.
Court was told the family fled their native Iraq for Syria before arriving in Winnipeg last February. The family suffered persecution from terrorist groups including al-Qaida. While in Syria, one of the man's children was kidnapped and held for ransom.

"The family is very strong in the Islamic religion and they have very strong cultural beliefs," said defence lawyer Lincoln Atten. "The family is suffering on a daily basis. At one point, (the accused) was sleeping in a park near the home just to be close to his family."

So its good that we take refugees from ISIS. We should but now we have nine children to attempt to mold into productive western citizens and a huge job just helping the husband and the wife to adjust to the reality of life in the west.

Such ideas as, No your wife has rights, she is not your property.

No you can't beat your wife. No you can't kill your wife because she was thankful to the Officer for protecting her.

Then we have her, the gesture was nice, but she didn't have to kiss the officers hand, he is not a prince. its his job to protect you ma'am.

Because it makes no sense for them to come here and not find a better life to the extent that we can provide it. Creating Islamic ghettos is not going to cut it. In so much as the social workers tasked with fixing this family, they certainly have their work cut out for them.

Its why emigration needs controls and resources. So that we and the emigrants can enjoy the full benefits of their presence.

Another good idea would have been, you know, not leaving them to the mercy of ISIS by bugging out of Iraq. but that ship has sailed.

By Howie at 06:35 AM | Comments |

August 16, 2015

Attn: Juniad Hussain aka TriCk Reprise

https://twitter.com/AbuHussain_7

Nice seeing you again. I see your failblock and raise you an....

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Been a pleasure....

Update: 08/16/15....

TriCK

https://twitter.com/AbuHussain_16

And TraP

https://twitter.com/UmmHussain_16

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By Howie at 11:01 PM | Comments |

August 15, 2015

Guest Editoral from Jeff

Yeah MosqueWatch Jeff. Yes we are that old.

R2 D2 your argument is invalid.

By Howie at 07:15 PM | Comments |

IS Crosses the Red Line

I dunno maybe IS thought since the Turks were bombing the Kurds they could get away with it.

Mr. Obama are you going to let IS get away with it?

The Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (Isil) used mustard agent in its fight against a Kurdish militia in Syria, testing has confirmed.

Unnamed US government officials involved in investigating alleged chemical weapon use by Isil in the northeastern Syrian city of Hasakeh confirmed mustard gas had been used, according to the Washington Post and CNN.

Mustard gas, used during World War One, can cause blisters, blindness and respiratory damage and is an internationally-banned chemical weapon.

Last month, members of a Syrian Kurdish militia, the People's Defence Units or YPG, reported that projectiles fired by Isil's jihadists had released "a yellow gas with a strong smell of onions."

I mean the American people are supposed to be friends of the Kurds, we're not going to let IS do what Saddam and Chemical Ali did.

Are we?

By Howie at 06:29 PM | Comments |

Dear Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Payback is a MoFo.... we will get you just like we got Abu Sayyaf and Umm Sayyaf.

According to a Yazidi teenager who was held with Mueller but escaped, Al-Baghdadi took Mueller as a "wife," repeatedly raping her when he visited.

The 14-year-old, who referred to the rapes as “forced marriage”, talked to US officials who corroborated her account with other intelligence and passed it on to her parents, Carl and Marsha Mueller, in June.

Umm Sayyaf gave extensive information to American interrogators, the US officials said, and has been turned over to the Iraqi Kurds for trial.

By Howie at 09:51 AM | Comments |

Heartbreak! Zawahiri Not Dead Jim

No he's not dead, not yet.

Al-Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri has pledged allegiance to the new Afghan Taliban chief in an audio message posted online.


Jawa Report File Image of Zawahiri

The pledge to Mullah Akhtar Mansour was issued by al-Qaeda's media arm al-Sahab and was Zawahiri's first message since September last year.

There had been speculation about whether Zawahiri was himself dead since the death of former Taliban head Mullah Omar was confirmed last month.

Zawahiri offered his condolences.

Video here.

By Howie at 09:17 AM | Comments |

50% Off Christians This Week Only All Raqqa Locations

Slavery, it exists today in Islamic State.

ISIS posts pictures of ‘Christian women kidnapped in Syria threatening that they will become sex slaves if ransom is not paid’.

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Disturbing images which have appeared online could be of three Assyrian Christian women ISIS abducted in February.

Its just their culture you you you Islamophobic racist right wing bigots.

Vote Hillary! Slavery 2016!

By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |

August 13, 2015

Caption This: White Guilt

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There's just something empty about pretending to be a slave to express white guilt. If they were sincere in their apologies, they would relocate to an ISIS territory so they can experience slavery first hand. I might be impressed with that.

(Hat Tip: Wayne Dupree)

By DMartyr at 11:16 AM | Comments |

The Taliban Condemns ISIS

It's pretty bad when the Taliban are the moderates.

The Taliban has strongly condemned a graphic Islamic State video which showed captives being blown up with explosives - an act the Afghan group labeled intolerable, perpetrated by irresponsible ignorant individuals.

Only a short while ago, the two groups were out of each other's way - Islamic State over in Iraq and Syria, and the Taliban in its native Afghanistan and Pakistan. However, as the June footage from the eastern Afghan province of Nangarhar seems to indicate, the battle for supremacy is well underway there now.

Gee, I don't know who to root for...

(Hat Tip: TROP)

By DMartyr at 12:37 AM | Comments |

August 11, 2015

Jack and Jill Went To The Airport

And got promptly busted for material support of a foreign terrorist organization.

Before a 19-year-old girl from a small city in Mississippi was charged with attempting to travel to Syria to join ISIS, the young woman allegedly praised the Chattanooga shooting, which claimed the lives of five American servicemen.

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“What makes me feel bette[r] after just watching the news is that an akhi [brother] carried out an attack against US marines in TN! Alhamdulillah [Thanks be to God], the numbers of supporters are growing,” Starkville resident Jaelyn Delshaun Young told an undercover FBI agent in a conversation online on July 17, a day after the deadly shooting, according to the FBI. Four Marines were killed in the attack and a Navy sailor later died of his wounds.

Overnight authorities unsealed a criminal complaint against Young and 22-year-old Muhammad Oda Dakhlalla, another Mississippi resident. The FBI says the couple planned for months to travel to Turkey in order to slip into Syria and join ISIS.

Well that certainly puts a crimp in the honeymoon.

Oh well I'm sure Muhammad will learn all about wedding nights in Federal Prison.

The indictment is here http://www.justice.gov/opa/file/705906/download (.pdf)

By Howie at 07:06 PM | Comments |

August 10, 2015

#EPICFAIL Environmental Protection Agency

It seems they were on the hunt for an old polluted slurry cave.

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Hey guys, I think you found it!

It appears they will now have to order themselves to shut down.

Update: Arsenic levels 800x Lead 12,000x save levels.

By Howie at 09:05 PM | Comments |

The ISIS Execution Video al-Furqan Won't Release

Although I'm sure Director Kilroy's cut would be fantastic.

The dramatic rescue operation took place last month near the Syrian border with Turkey, where an elite SAS unit had been conducting covert patrols.

Defence sources described how the SAS unit moved into a position just outside a village where ISIS members were holding the 'trial' in front of a crowd of locals who had been forced to attend at gunpoint.

The crack team considered calling in an air strike using a Reaper Drone, but the elite troops feared many of the innocent civilians who had been forced to watch the executions might also be killed.

Instead the SAS unit decided on a risky long-range kill using the team’s sniper.

...The SAS marksman, using a .50 calibre sniper rifle fitted with a silencer, killed the executioner just in time.

The source added: "The ISIS thug who was about to decapitate the father was shot in the head and collapsed.

"Everyone just stared in confusion. The sniper then dispatched the two henchmen with single shots – three kills with three bullets.

"Someone from the crowd then ran over and untied the father and son’s hands and took their blindfolds off.

Allah knows best.....

By Howie at 08:19 AM | Comments |

August 09, 2015

US Soldier Killed in Kabul Attack

Just a reminder that the Taliban are still there. And that our people are still in harm's way.

First Sgt. P. Andrew McKenna, of the Army Special Forces, was killed by a suicide bomb attack in Kabul, Afghanistan on Friday evening, according to U.S. Sen. Jack Reed's office.
McKenna, a Bristol native, was a 1998 graduate of Mt. Hope High School.

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“I join all Rhode Islanders in mourning the loss of Andrew McKenna," Reed said in a statement. "I've had the privilege of meeting Andrew and his family. Sgt. McKenna was an extraordinary young man with a big heart and a dedicated, distinguished soldier."

About a month earlier, Reed and state Rep. Raymond Gallison Jr., D-Bristol, honored McKenna by presenting him with an award for "coming the farthest" to the July 4 Bristol Parade.

"This is absolutely devastating to the family and the entire town of Bristol," said Gallison. "Everybody is just devastated."

We pray the Lord accept him and comfort his family.

By Howie at 12:12 PM | Comments |

August 08, 2015

Inevitable: ISIS Now Inspiring Goth Death Fanboys to Convert to Islam

Buried in this CQ piece on the Islamic State's impact in the US, this little nugget. The North Carolina kid was turned in by his parents. He planned on buying a weapon and then killing civilians in a shooting spree. JWhile his parents were out of town, of course:

But the FBI complaint doesn’t contain any sign of direct contact with the Islamic State terrorist group, also known as ISIS, ISIL or simply IS. “I liked IS from the beginning, then I started thinking about death and stuff so I became Muslim,” Sullivan told the undercover agent, according to court records of the case.
When you convert to a religion because you believe it gives you the moral justification for carrying out your homicidal fantasies, I'd say you have a real PR problem on your hands there.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:07 PM | Comments |

The Replacements II: ISIS in Indonesia

Islamist radicals in one of Indonesia's most important mosques bring it for the ISIS pledge.*

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Okay team, Islamic State on three!

Thanks to the interwebz.

*No, really, watch the video at the link. At the end they do Allahu akbar on three, then break. It's teh awezome.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:55 AM | Comments |

August 07, 2015

Fourth Blogger Murdered in Progressive Secular Muslim Nation of Bangladesh

It seems that Bangladesh is becoming a bit move BangleDaesh every day.

A Bangladeshi blogger known for his atheist views has been hacked to death by a gang armed with machetes in the capital Dhaka, police say.

Niloy Neel was attacked at his home in the city's Goran area.

He is the fourth secularist blogger to have been killed this year by suspected Islamist militants in Bangladesh.

Imran H Sarkar, head of the Bangladesh Blogger and Activist Network, told the BBC that Mr Neel had been an anti-extremist voice of reason.

"He was the voice against fundamentalism and extremism and was even a voice for minority rights - especially women's rights and the rights of indigenous people," he said.

There is an image of the scene here.

A claim of responsibility was made by al-Qaeda in the Indian Subcontinent (AQIS) a ground started in one of the last statement from Zawahiri to direct terrorist acts in India.

Site Intel: laim Regarding the Assassination of the Blasphemer Niloy Neel

"Indeed, those who abuse Allah and His Messenger - Allah has cursed them in this world and the Hereafter and prepared for them a humiliating punishment" - Sura Ahzab, 57

Alhamdulillah! Mujahidin of Ansar-Al-Islam (AQIS, Bangladesh Branch) carried out an operation to slaughter an enemy of Allah (swt) and His Messenger (peace & blessings be upon upon), whose name is Niloy Chowdhury Neel.

By the permission of Allah (swt) this operation took place today (7th August, 2015) at 1:45 PM at Khilgaon! Alhamdulillah.

We, al-Qaeda in the Indian Sub-Continent, claim responsibility for this operation as vengeance for the honor of the messenger of Allah (pbuh).

And, we declare war against these worst enemies of Allah (swt) and His messenger (pbuh). We will apply all our effort to destroy them along with their allies Insha'Allah.

Alhamdulillah! This operation has healed the hearts of Muslims and the righteous scholars of this land. And the hearts of hypocrites and disbelievers are burning with rage.

O Muslims Ummah! we assure you that, as long as blood flows in the veins of your sons, these kinds of enemies of Allah (swt) and His messenger (pbuh) will be attacked by us insha'Allah.

O! Enemies of Allah and His messenger, Wait for us! For we are coming towards you.

If your "Freedom of Speech" maintains no limits, then widen your chests for "Freedom of our Machetes".

WE DID NOT FORGET! AND WE WILL NOT FORGT OTHERS INSHA'ALLAH!

Mufti Abdullah Ashraf
Spokesman, Ansar Al Islam
(al-Qaeda in the Indian Sub-Continent, Bangladesh Branch)

Thanks to Intel Girl.

By Howie at 08:25 PM | Comments |

Saudi Arabia Suffers Huge Vagina Shortage

Yes Saudi men are hard up, despite their relative wealthy status in the Arab world Saudi men still can't score.

Appalling YouTube footage has captured the moment two terrified women are hounded by a horde of jeering men as they walk along a promenade in Saudi Arabia.

In the minute-long video, the two young women - dressed in traditional burkhas and face veils - become visibly distressed as they are harassed and intimidated by the men in the city of Jeddah.

The clip recently went viral in the country and sparked public outrage, prompting a police investigation which reportedly led to six boys being detained and questioned.


But shockingly, the women are now being blamed for 'provoking' the primal reaction from the crowd by being 'indecent'.
The outlandish claim is being supported by the emergence of a new video supposedly taken from the scene, which has been shown on semi-official news channels.
The second video purports to show the same women riding a quad-bike to the promenade, with one of them tossing their agal towards the men in a 'seductive and tempting' manner.

Which causes them to act like Jackals and Jackasses when both the single Saudi ladies show up clad in their black burkha.

On the bright side the girls seem, er popular.


By Howie at 11:10 AM | Comments |

Debate The Debates (Limit Four Insults Per Candidate)

The full debate is below we need to get Carly Fiorina out of the Happy Hour and in the full scrum.

(*** Due to the Tyranny of the Cloud the videos are toast ***)
(*** Town Hall! Freedom! Democracy! Copyright! ***)

I'm hearing Trump won. So possibly Foxes opening shot at The Donald backfired. Or was it intentional, after all there are rumors that Fox's Roger Ailes, gasp, did lunch with Trump.

But then again its the Beeb saying Trump won and if you recall they were also hoping the Confederacy would win the Civil War. So you can remind your UK friends of that..... but I digress.

Anyway, let the conspiracy theories, recriminations and insults begin!

*If you exceed four insults per candidate you are like totally BANNED!

By Howie at 07:42 AM | Comments |

August 06, 2015

Tweet a Terrorist: Twitter Facebook and Google Still Host Accused Terror Suspect Mohammed Mizanur Rahman aka Abu Baraa

Arrested with Anjem Choudary this week for material support of ISIS in the UK is one Mohammed Mizanur Rahman.

Mr. Choudary was charged alongside an associate, Mohammed Mizanur Rahman, with “inviting support” for the Islamic State from June 29, 2014, to March 6 of this year, the Metropolitan Police in London said. Both men were set to appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Wednesday.

The two men are accused of advocating on behalf of the Islamic State, also known as ISIS or ISIL, in “individual lectures which were subsequently published online,” said Sue Hemming, head of the counterterrorism division at the Crown Prosecution Service.

“We have concluded that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to prosecute Anjem Choudary and Mohammed Rahman for inviting support for ISIL,” she said, without offering additional details.

Mr. Choudary, 48, and Mr. Rahman, 32, both from East London, were arrested in September on suspicion of being members of the Islamic State, which is banned in Britain. Since then, they have been free on bail.

Mr. Rahman or Mr. Peace here.

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He can still preach for and recruit for ISIS on all three major social networks his accounts remain open.

His lectures are all here at Youtube. (active)

https://www.youtube.com/c/AbuBaraa01

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https://plus.google.com/+AbuBaraa01/posts

His Twitter.

https://twitter.com/abu_baraa1

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And Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/AbuBaraa2015/about (active)

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Islamic Thinkers Society of NY (shocking)

It would seem appropriate that since the Judge has said there is enough evidence to hold him for trial that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook might want stop the bleeding on their end.

Just saying.

By Howie at 01:55 PM | Comments |

Cornhole Alert: Anjem Choudary Charged w/ Supporting ISIS (Update by Howie F*ck Yeah!)

A good day. A very good day, indeed:

Radical preacher Anjem Choudary was charged on Wednesday with encouraging support for the Islamic State militant group.

Choudary, 48, appeared in Westminster magistrates court charged with inviting support for a proscribed organisation, namely Isis. It is alleged he committed the offence between 29 June 2014 and 6 March 2015. Another man, Mohammed Rahman, 31, faced the same charge...

Asked how he would like to plea to the charges, Choudary said: “I plead that Cameron and the police are guilty and the only people who are innocent are me and Mr Rahman.”

They should just let the guy go to Syria and let Superdrone take care of the rest.

Updated by Howie 08/06/15:

So I've been on tour of what is America's Great Heartland. I sign on and for some reason my Twitter has like a bazzillion notifications. See I've been hoping to get Choudary's Youtube and Twitter suspended. I didn't have much luck convincing Google and Twitter that Choudary was a terrorist.

But this will do nicely, very very nicely.



By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:52 AM | Comments |

Some Cops Are Bad Cops

I started watching this expecting another unfounded cop bashing. But, wow, this cop needs retraining or something. He does not appear fit for the job.

The city is investigating the incident.

By DMartyr at 10:02 AM | Comments |

August 05, 2015

Dash Cam Released In Jonathan Ferrell Shooting

On the surface, and by media reports, this case sounds damning for the officer involved. According to the narrative, Jonathan Ferrell was in an automobile accident and sought help at a nearby house. The homeowner, apparently uncomfortable with a black man knocking on her door, called the police. When the police arrived they did not properly identify themselves. As soon as the officers saw Ferrell, they open fired.

At least, that is what some would like you to believe.

But the reality is far from that narrative. A female homeowner with a young child is awaken at 2:30am by loud pounding on her door. It sounded to her as though someone was trying to kick the door down. Understandably, she called the police.

The police, in three separate patrol cars, rush to the scene of what they believe is an attempted home invasion. When they arrive, a man charges the officers without provocation and without a word. The officers repeatedly order him to the ground but he ignores orders. They have no choice but to fire.

Until this week, we've only heard the racial narrative. With the trial currently underway, the dash cam video of part of the incident has been released. This is what the police officers encountered when they arrived at the scene of what they believed was a home invasion (they arrive around the 10 minute mark):

The number of shots does seem excessive. But we don't know what was happening between the first few shots and the volley that followed.

Was the shooting justified?

A few things to note...

1) Ferrell charged without provocation. He is not behaving like someone seeking help. He is behaving like someone who is angry and maybe even suicidal. Perhaps, one could argue he was disoriented from the accident, but that is really irrelevant. What is relevant is what the officers knew and saw. They were responding to an attempted break-in. When they arrive, a man attacks them for no apparent reason.

Also notice, Ferrell weaves while charging the officers. So it wasn't like he was rushing to embrace them or was running in fear. He appeared ready to try and tackle an officer.

2) Officers order Ferrell to the ground at least three times before firing. One officer deployed his taser but it either missed or had no effect.

3) The area was fairly well lit. Even though the officers did not verbally identify themselves, their vehicles were clearly marked.

To me, the initial shooting appears justified. The continued shots seem excessive, but I don't know what was happening out of camera range. From what we've seen, the officers' version is accurate, despite the bombardment of publicity to the contrary. There is no reason to assume the rest of the officers' story is inaccurate.

I'm sure more will come out about this case as the trial continues. But for now, the video demonstrates how the media and other agendas can replace the truth in so many minds. In years to come, we will still have people claiming the officers never said a word, that Ferrell was asking for help, or that the officers killed him only because he was a black man.

By DMartyr at 08:52 PM | Comments |

ISIS Proudly Displays Head of "Blasphemer"

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An executioner from the Islamic State prepares to behead a "blasphemer"

Just a not-so-gentle reminder that, yes, they really do kill people over "blasphemy". Of course, some of the more "moderate" Islamists abhor the idea. Instead, they just want to put you in jail.

I'll also remind you, dear readers, that ISIS put these images out. This wasn't some Pulitzer-seeking journalist exposing the secret malevolence the group does behind closed doors. No, they're proud of it.

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES BELOW

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:38 PM | Comments |

Kerry Warns America Not To Screw With Iran

Why? What are they going to do, nuke us? Oh, wait...

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"Suckas!"

From the Atlantic via Legal Insurrection:

"The ayatollah constantly believed that we are untrustworthy, that you can't negotiate with us, that we will screw them," Kerry said. "This" - a congressional rejection - "will be the ultimate screwing." He went on to argue that "the United States Congress will prove the ayatollah's suspicion, and there's no way he's ever coming back. He will not come back to negotiate. Out of dignity, out of a suspicion that you can't trust America. America is not going to negotiate in good faith. It didn't negotiate in good faith now, would be his point."

Right, because everyone knows the best way to gain respect and trust is to kiss ass and throw allies under the bus.

Kerry went on to say he has seen nothing to indicate Iran is a threat to either Israel or America. According to Kerry, when the ayatollah says he wants to 'wipe Israel off the map,' he is really just trying to engage in an ideological debate.

As Legal Insurrection points out someone is getting screwed in this deal, and it isn't Iran.

By DMartyr at 11:22 AM | Comments |

Hillary Slapped By Deez Nuts In Minnesota

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No, seriously.

Hillary Clinton's favorability has hit all-time lows this month, but the Democrat received perhaps the most troubling news on Tuesday: the people of Minnesota, a traditionally blue state, view Deez Nuts in higher regard than her.

Deez Nuts is an official presidential candidate as of a week ago. His entry into the race may prove to be problematic for the 67-year-old candidate according to a poll conducted by Public Policy Polling (PPP). [...]

The PPP poll found Deez Nuts pulls more from potential Clinton voters than Trump, 25 percent to 15 percent with 60 percent still undecided.

By DMartyr at 01:23 AM | Comments |

August 04, 2015

Islamist Terror on US Soil Ends as # of Plots Now Exceeds # of Virgins in Paradise

73 > 72:

The Department of Justice recently charged Harlem Suarez with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction as he sought to use a bomb against beachgoers in the Florida Keys. Suarez was inspired by the Islamic State (IS) and considered himself a member of the terrorist organization. Though the FBI intervened before the public was in any danger, Suarez’s plot demonstrates that the IS is extending its reach across the U.S. This is the 73rd Islamist terrorist plot or attack since 9/11 and the 11th plot in 2015—the largest number of plots against the U.S. in a single year since 2001.
The bad news is most of the plotters are still alive, so maybe there are a few virgins left after all.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:53 PM | Comments |

August 03, 2015

Blind Hatred

What would make a black man so enraged that he would deliberately crash his vehicle - twice - with his young daughter inside? Why, a police cruiser with two officers in it:

Police said in court records that Labriado rammed a police car from behind about 8:35 p.m. Friday in the 1100 block of Riverview Boulevard. The two officers in the car, 33 and 25 years old, were on patrol at the time and believed it was an accident until Labriado struck their squad car a second time.

Labriado tried to drive off but struck a city fire hydrant, court records say. Police grabbed him, and as they were arresting him, Labriado yelled several times that "This is for the black people!" Several other people were in the car with Labriado at the time, including his 5-year-old daughter, police said.

The officers were not seriously hurt. They and everyone in Labriado's vehicle, including the girl, were treated at a hospital for minor injuries.

He did it for black people and was perfectly willing to sacrifice his daughter to the cause.

These are the type people police have to deal with every day. And the #BlackLivesMatter crowd wonder why officers are so quick to use force on non-compliant individuals.

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 09:59 PM | Comments |

The Making Of A SJW Martyr

Recently, a video of an arrest taking place went viral. The person recording the video said this about the incident:

John C. Sherman wrote on Facebook that he was in the parking lot of a restaurant at 95th Street and Quivira Road when officers pulled "the kids" over for no apparent reason.

"I see a cop pulling kids over for bein' black," Sherman wrote. "After calling a few of his piggie friends, they tell the driver to get out."

He detailed how he thought the officers manhandled Harrison and said he posed "no threat whatsoever."

Sherman would later edit his comments to take out "piggie" reference and referred to them as "cop friends." He said officers "pummeled and choked this poor kid" until "blood was pouring from his mouth and he was crying."

Here's his video titled "Lenexa Police Department Brutality":

The video immediately went viral. Social justice warriors condemned the "brutality" based on this short clip and based on the words of John Sherman.

The police department was forced by public pressure to respond. They released the body cam videos that showed, not only the arrest, but the moments before the arrest as well:

This incident illustrates the lengths and the lies social justice warriors will go to demonize the police without justification. Fortunately, these police officers were vindicated by their body cams and dash cam. However, too many officers still face persecution and wrongful charges of murder for simply doing a difficult, dangerous job and trying to stay alive while doing it.

By DMartyr at 12:21 PM | Comments |

August 02, 2015

Move Over Cecil & Planned Parenthood! New Outrage As Hitchhiking 'Robot' Is Beaten & Decapitated

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The horror, the horror.

From the Daily Mail:

Only two weeks into an attempt to travel across the United States, the friendly hitchhiking robot's journey has ended in Philadelphia after being beaten to a pulp.

HitchBOT, who was created by a team of communication researchers from Ontario, was found damaged beyond repair early Saturday in the city of brotherly love.

"Sadly, sadly it's come to an end," Frauke Zeller, one of HitchBOT's co-creators told the Associated Press.

I'm shocked - SHOCKED - that a bucket with pool noodle limbs didn't make it across America.

Below the fold, graphic image of beaten, decapitated hitchbot.

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It's a friggin BUCKET with foam limbs attached!

By DMartyr at 06:55 PM | Comments |

August 01, 2015

Bin Laden's Family Killed In Plane Crash

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The only thing that would make this more ironically delicious is if the plane was being hijacked by Islamic terrorists before it crashed.

British authorities have confirmed four people died in the crash, including the pilot. According to Saudi media reports, the sister and stepmother of the former al Qaeda leader were among the fatalities. [...]

The jet — which is owned by bin Laden’s family — overshot the runway at Blackbushe Airport about 40 miles south of London around 3 p.m. local time, crashing through a fence and into a lot of parked cars before bursting into a fireball. There were no injuries reported on the ground, but no one on board the aircraft survived, Hampshire police officials said.

By DMartyr at 10:08 AM | Comments |

Muhammad Turns Up On A Toilet Wall In Mali

The one miracle of Muhammad is to hang out in a bathroom. Um, okaaaay...

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Locals insist the mark gets up and wanders around the bathroom. I'm just wondering, is it a men's bathroom, a women's bathroom, or one of these new fangled anything goes bathrooms?

From the BBC:

Thousands of people in Mali's capital, Bamako, are flocking to see what it believed to a religious sign on a wall that suddenly appeared last weekend.[...]

"We believe it is a vision of our prophet," Aliou Traore, who lives in the compound, told the BBC. [...]

"It's a miracle, I've seen it," schoolteacher Aboubakar Diarra said after looking at the wall.

"It's obviously true. It's a sign from God to Mali that our nation is great."

Obviously.

(Hat Tip: TROP)

By DMartyr at 09:03 AM | Comments |