June 30, 2015

Just Because Muslim Sent Beheading Selfie to Raqqa Doesn't Mean Terrorism You Islamophobic Bigots!

I mean doesn't everyone send their beheading seflies to Raqqa?

“The severed head of his boss was found hanging on the fence of a site belonging to U.S-based gas and chemicals company Air Products, next to flags bearing professions of the Muslim faith. Examination of one of Salhi’s phones revealed he had taken a picture of himself with the severed head before his arrest and sent the image to a number belonging to a French national last traced to the Islamic State stronghold of Raqqa in Syria."

The man being held in France under suspicion of beheading his boss and trying to blow up a chemicals plant has told investigators there was no religious motivation behind the attack, a source close to the inquiry said on Monday.

He said he did it because he really hated his boss and his wife.

Sounds reasonable..... I mean if reasonable really means, P"permitted under Sharia that I chop up my Kuffar Boss." reasonable.

By Howie at 12:39 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Hillary is Oppressed

Really she's poor, I almost swear to god!

By Howie at 12:34 PM | Comments |

June 29, 2015

HeartBreak! #FreedomFlotilla #Fail!

Harretz:Israeli forces intercepted the Gaza-bound boat Marianne late Sunday night, in what the Israeli Defense Forces said was a short operation, free of any casualties. The boat is currently en route to the Ashdod port.

Hat Tip: Linda.


By Howie at 08:11 AM | Comments |

June 28, 2015

ISIS Flag Spotted In Gay Pride Parade

CNN reported the ISIS flag was being flown at a gay pride parade:


From Mediaite:

While roaming the annual Gay Pride Parade in London, CNN International reporter Lucy Pawle stumbled upon an "unnerving" sight: An unidentified man flying what initially appeared to be the flag of the jihadist Islamic State (ISIS).

Pawle snapped several photos of the strange sighting, and described to her CNN in-studio colleagues how parade-goers didn't seem to notice the flag, nor were there many questions being asked.

At one point, Pawle suggested it could have been a subtle piece of British humor (as they are wont to do) taunting ISIS since the militant group is notorious for executing homosexuals in rather brutal fashion. Corroborating her theory, Pawle said, is the fact that the flag's wording doesn’t appear to be Arabic, but rather "gobbledygook."

Wait... I thought all that "gobbledygook" on an ISIS flag was dildos and buttplugs!?


Looks like didlos and buttplugs to me. If fact, some analysis of the ISIS flag reveals:


So, CNN wasn't too far off. But I expect them to apologized to ISIS any day now.

By DMartyr at 01:43 PM | Comments |

June 26, 2015

Islamic State Kicks Off European Vacation Season by Murdering 27 Tourists in Tunisa

These tourists got the Authentic Islamic Culture Experience while vacationing in Tunisia.

A pair of gunmen attacked a tourist hotel on the popular Tunisian beachfront resort of Sousse, killing at least 27 people, mostly tourists, according to the North African country's interior ministry.

The Associated Press quotes Interior Ministry spokesman Mohammed Ali Aroui as saying Tunisian security forces had killed one of the attackers and that the other had fled the scene.

The AP said there were no details of the nationalities of those killed, but noted that during the holy month of Ramadan, beach-goers tend to be tourists, not locals.

British tourist Gary Pine tells Sky News that he was on the beach when he heard what he and others thought was firecrackers going off nearby.

"There was a mass exodus off the beach," he said, as reported by the AP.

By Howie at 08:54 AM | Comments |

Ministry of Irony Three Islamic Terrorist Attacks in One Day?

The NYT's just spent this week showing us how we're all Islamophobes and that you're more likely to die in a non Islamic terror attack than an Islamic terror attack.

But then.


By Howie at 08:51 AM | Comments |

Islamic Terrorist Attacks Air Products Plant in St.-Quentin-Fallavier France Beheading One Worker

Air Products was picked specifically because it is an American company. The murdered employee's head was posted on the gate of the plant. The terrorist waved the Islamic State flag and left multiple copies of the flag at the site.

ISISflag copy.jpg

The terrorist also attempted to cause the plant to blow up by crashing his car into some canisters, but apparently they contained non-flammable gases.

More here..

"No doubt about the intention — to cause an explosion," Hollande said, calling the attack "of a terrorist nature."

The French president said suspect has been arrested and identified and indicated that a second attacker might have been involved.

The industrial site belongs to Air Products, an American chemical company based in Allentown, Pennsylvania.

A security official said a severed head was found posted on the gate at the entrance to the factory, in what appeared to be an echo of Islamic State's practice of beheading prisoners and displaying the heads for all to see.

Two flags, one white and one black, both with Arabic inscriptions, were found nearby, the security official said.

The terrorist has been captured and is in custody.

Expect updates.

Update: The person murdered in the attack was there to pick up a delivery.

The decapitated man has been identified as the manager of a transport company in Chassieu in the Rhône.

He reportedly came in to make a delivery at the factory, which is not far from the place he works.

It is not yet known why he was targeted for such a horrific death.

A second suspect was arrested at his home in Saint-Quentin-Fallavier, according to French media reports. More as we get it.

I also have reports of a third attacker killed at the site. Looking for confirmation.

Update the attacker in custody is ...

It has been confirmed that the suspected attacker under arrest is Yacine Sali, who was under surveillance between 2006 and 2008.

he suspect arrested in connection with the attack on a factory in south-eastern France has been named as Yacine Sali, also referred to as Yacine Salhi.

acine Sali, aged 30, had previously been investigated in 2006 for radicalisation and links to the Salafist movement, Bernard Cazeneuve, the interior minister, said.
"He was investigated in 2006 for radicalisation, but [the investigation] was not renewed in 2008. He had no criminal record," Mr Cazeneuve said.
Mr Cazeneuve, speaking from the scene in Saint-Quentin-Fallavier near Grenoble and Lyon, said he Sali was not known to be involved in previous terror attacks.

By Howie at 07:38 AM | Comments |

June 24, 2015

Tsarnaev Sentencing Going Well (Update: Identified as Patrick Carrerio 24 of Woburn Death Penalty Protester)

Looks like we have another volunteer for federal pound you in the ass prison.

Update: More on the arrest.

Just after 1 p.m., police investigated after someone driving a Honda SUV with no license plates blew past a security checkpoint and jumped a curb near the courthouse. Officers immediately confronted the man driving, who they say said he was at the courthouse to explain why he is against the death penalty.
Police searched the car and found a meat clever, but they say the suspect never used or threatened anyone with the weapon.

The driver, Patrick Carrerio, 24, of Woburn, was arrested and charged with failure to stop for a police officer, disorderly conduct and the unlawful possession of a dangerous weapon.

His LinkedIn profile, he also provides support on the QuickBooks forum. Myspace. Some other stuff.

He also apparently has six websites registered. More...

By Howie at 12:15 PM | Comments |

Attn Twiiter User @aljunoob3 aljnoob-media.com

Silly trolls will they they never learn. Allah is with the patient.



All in due time....


Then there was his namesake website. Fairly popular among the terrorists and America haters.

But for some reason its DNS record seems to be broken.



Tsk tsk tsk, like a wise man once said, "Don't F*ck With Jawas!".

Good advice.

Still remaining and https://www.youtube.com/user/aljnoobmedia

By Howie at 11:48 AM | Comments |

Lies Damned Lies and Statistics

Today they NYT's engages in creative statistics in order to prove that anti government and white supremacists are more dangerous than Islamic Radicals.

In the 14 years since Al Qaeda carried out attacks on New York and the Pentagon, extremists have regularly executed smaller lethal assaults in the United States, explaining their motives in online manifestoes or social media rants.

But the breakdown of extremist ideologies behind those attacks may come as a surprise. Since Sept. 11, 2001, nearly twice as many people have been killed by white supremacists, antigovernment fanatics and other non-Muslim extremists than by radical Muslims: 48 have been killed by extremists who are not Muslim, compared with 26 by self-proclaimed jihadists, according to a count by New America, a Washington research center.

The first slight of hand is to start the count on September 12th 2001.

Because in order to manipulate the percentages the first thing you have to do is get rid of the 3000 killed on September 11th. The easiest say to turn a lie into a damned lie is to place some arbitrary limit that excludes the numbers that refute your damned lie, label it an anomaly. While including any supporting anomalies.

Quite helpful.

But even given the NYT's manipulation it turns out that 54% of the deaths were from Islamic radicals. Muslims in general comprise about .9% of the US population.

That leaves 35% of all domestic terrorist deaths committed by .9% of the population.

Whereas the remaining 99.1 percent of the population only accountable for 64% percent of the deaths.

Clearly when looking at percentage of deaths compared to the size of the population Islamic terrorists are the most dangerous.

Take the timeline back one day and they are clearly way more dangerous per individual.

Even if you take assumptions of the study here at face value Islamic Terror shows itself to be an especially violent problem. Way out of proportion to the population of Muslims.

By Howie at 10:16 AM | Comments |

June 23, 2015

Video: Torture Waterboarding of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed

No wait!


Don't watch this, I mean unless you're interested in the finer points of advanced Islamic Culture.

They didn't make the cage, the pool, the car, the RPG or even the primer cord but they sure are creative in their butchery.

Update: Archive.org has taken down the video. I'm wondering if they went through the search I did and cleared out all the terrorist filth? Nahhh!

Anyway Ill make a copy available for download by request here.


By Howie at 02:24 PM | Comments |

Imperial Good News Aussie Jihadists Khaled Sharrouf and Mohamed Elomar Droned

They're dead Jim!

wo terrorists who left Australia to fight for ISIS have been killed, a close relative said.


Khaled Sharrouf and Mohamed Elomar died in a drone strike in ISIS-controlled territory, said Zaynab Sharrouf, 14, who is Khaled Sharrouf's daughter and Elomar's wife. The men were getting into a car when they were struck, she said.

The two were prolific tweeting asshole braggarts. Posting the most graphic murderous images.

It seems Karma caught up with them.

Instant Karma

By Howie at 12:45 PM | Comments |

Achmed Has Bad Day

He's on the roof!

Ooops! Too late Jim!

Hat Tip: Zip.

By Howie at 12:04 PM | Comments |

Hostages Stephen McGowan and Johan Gustafsson Appear in AQIM Video

We pray for their immediate and unconditional release and return to their families.

A South African man who was captured by al-Qaeda in Mali nearly four years ago has appeared in a new video pleading with government to secure his freedom.


Stephen McGowan and Swede national Johan Gustafsson were abducted at a hotel in Timbuktu in November 2011 and have since been held in the Islamic Maghreb.

In the footage released by a Mauritanian news agency, the bearded pair can be seen wearing traditional robes sitting under a tree while being watched over by three masked men dressed in black

A Facebook page in support of Stephen McGowan is here.

A copy of the video is here, please do not flag at this time. I do have a copy saved.

Again we call for their unconditional release, there is no accusation against them they are simply held for ransom or trade. From what I can tell they are treated well saving they have been deprived their freedom for four years.

Update: More on the interviewer here.

By Howie at 11:38 AM | Comments |

An Insult to the Prophet?

Muhammad was 50 and Aisha was nine years old.

“He took her, cleaned her, then made her wear certain clothes.” She stopped talking for a second and then continued, “The only thing we heard afterward was her screaming.” I was horrified to ask but I did, “How old was she?” I asked Eda. “Nine years old.” Eda replied. My feeling were indescribable, “how old was he!” I had to know. “Fifty-Five.” She replied.
Obviously she was a total Islamophobe.

By Howie at 08:02 AM | Comments |

Shooter Dylann Roof's Manifesto Who to Blame for Race War? Jews!

Here is the entire website of Dylann Roof.

First indication you have a serious problem is when you decide to write a Manifesto . Predictably the rant will include Jews.

Thats what racial awareness is, its viewing everything that happens through a racial lense. They are always thinking about the fact that they are black. This is part of the reason they get offended so easily, and think that some thing are intended to be racist towards them, even when a White person wouldnt be thinking about race. The other reason is the Jewish agitation of the black race.

Unlike many White naitonalists, I am of the opinion that the majority of American and European jews are White. In my opinion the issues with jews is not their blood, but their identity. I think that if we could somehow destroy the jewish identity, then they wouldnt cause much of a problem. The problem is that Jews look White, and in many cases are White, yet they see themselves as minorities. Just like niggers, most jews are always thinking about the fact that they are jewish. The other issue is that they network. If we could somehow turn every jew blue for 24 hours, I think there would be a mass awakening, because people would be able to see plainly what is going on.
I dont pretend to understand why jews do what they do. They are enigma.
In this way White Racist Neo Nazis share a common hatred of Jews as part of their racist vision.

Not unlike Islamic Hate groups like ISIS, where Kurds and Yazidis are displaced for the greater good of the Sunni Arabs. Also shared among the Nazis, lets face it Dylann Roof is a Nazi, is this statement, if we could somehow destroy the jewish identity, then they wouldnt cause much of a problem.

The same from ISIS.

Its [Islamic State's] actions speak louder than its words and it is only a matter of time and patience before it reaches Palestine to fight the barbaric Jews and kill those of them hiding behind the gharqad trees – the trees of the jews."
Unfortunately we've seen this all before.

We often like to think of Nazism as dead, except in certain backward channels, also we like to think of Islamic terrorists as a small minority.

Both are minorities, we can argue all day about the scale, but both are equally damaging and based on the same hatred of the other.

Everyone must reject absolutely 100% the murderous actions Dylann Roof, just as we must all reject the murderous actions and aspirations of ISIS.

Then there is one more thing that the Neo Nazis and ISIS both hate, America..


Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

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By Howie at 09:29 AM | Comments |

June 18, 2015

New $10 Bill Prototype

F*ck yeah! Bonus Kate below the fold.

By Howie at 03:47 PM | Comments |

June 17, 2015

Breaking Shooting at Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston SC (Update: State Senator he Reverend Clementa C. Pinckney Killed)

Police are looking for the shooter who is still at large. His description is..

Police were looking for 21-year-old white man with a slender build wearing a gray hoodie, blue jeans and Timberland boots.
Reports of multiple people killed and injured.

It occurred around 9 Eastern time.

The Church's website is here. Its listed by the National Park Service as a historical Black Church.

We pray for them and hope the perpetrator is brought to justice swiftly.

Update: I have a report that Police have one person in custody(unconfirmed).

Update II: The arrested person appears to be a journalist or youtube type the shooter is still at large.

Update II 06/18/2015 07:23 cdt:

Nine people are reported dead this morning. Six females and three males. A state senator is pastor at the church and was present. No word on their status.

Thanks to NPR. More to follow.

This is the suspect.

Confirmed State Senator Killed in attack.

Meanwhile ..blockquote>A woman who survived the attack said that the gunman told her that he was letting her live so that she could tell others about what happened, the Charleston Post and Courier reported. The woman added that the suspect had sat in the church before standing and opening fire, BBC reported, citing an NAACP official. More on Reverend Clementa Pinckney

The Reverend Honorable Clementa C. Pinckney was born July 30, 1973 the son of Mr. John Pinckney and the late Theopia Stevenson Pinckney of Ridgeland, South Carolina. He was educated in the public schools of Jasper County. He is a magna cum laude graduate of Allen University with a degree in Business Administration. While there, Reverend Pinckney served as freshman class president, student body president, and senior class president.


Rev. Pinckney was elected to the South Carolina House of Representatives in 1996 at the age of twenty-three. In 2000, he was elected to the State Senate at the age of twenty-seven. He is one of the youngest persons and the youngest African-American in South Carolina to be elected to the State Legislature. He represents Jasper, Beaufort, Charleston, Colleton, and Hampton Counties. His committee assignments include Senate Finance, Banking and Insurance, Transportation, Medical Affairs and Corrections and Penology. Washington Post columnist, David Broder, called Rev. Pinckney a "political spirit lifter for suprisingly not becoming cynical about politics."

Rev. Pinckney has served in other capacities in the state to include a college trustee and corporate board member. In May 2010, he delivered the Commencement Address for the Lutheran Theological Southern Seminary.
He and his wife Jennifer have two children - Eliana and Malana.

The Church has a pretty good website, you can make donations here.

And I think nothing would show our utter rejection of these cold blooded murders than overloading their paypal.

Also the shooter in the images there is something odd about his nose. White or covered with something?

Update IV:

Report here at CBS

Pinckney’s cousin told WAFF-TV that the gunman specifically asked for the reverend before Bible study and sat next to him before opening fire. The cousin says survivors told her that the gunman told them, “You rape our women and you’re taking over our country. And you have to go.”
Suspect is named.

His Facebook is here.

Update he appears to be using facebook right now. He friended one female who has since disappeared from his recently added list.

Update: Captured, I know I updated this with a tweet once already but for some reason I failed to save it.

By Howie at 10:01 PM | Comments |

WTW Sorry Charlie

But you missed your soul mate by about 40 or 50 years.

A Tennessee woman and her sex/crime partner were arrested for aggravated assault last week after the couple allegedly attacked a neighbor who reported their noisy boning to police.

Read the rest. You know you have to.

By Howie at 12:12 PM | Comments |

Yes Rachel Dolezal Has the Right To Self Diagnose

I see a lot of talk about Rachel Dolezal has the right to self identify.

But self identify is a term psychologists use to describe patients. And as we all know being your own Psychologist goes against science.

But its become a useful tool in order to justify just about anything. I believe I'm a pterodactyl, I have every right to be a pterodactyl, because pterodactyls are cool and extinct, so that makes me the last pterodactyl. Anyone who stands against my pterodactylness is a racist bigot and I'm going to document their hate crimes.

BTW here is a picture of my father.

I am your Father!

Noooooooo! I mean Yeeeessss!

There is no biological proof that is not my father your racist bastages.

Also my dad was lynched by a mob of white supremacists tea party nuts clinging to their guns.


By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

June 16, 2015

Trump 2016!?!?

Looks what America really needs for President is a huge asshole. I mean one mean ass shrewd bastard who doesn't really give a crap for anything other than making sure its the OTHER GUY taking it up the ass.

For that reason we hereby endorse Donald Trump's entry into the presidential field.

Because sometimes you need a President who is a huge dick.

Donald Nuke The Bastards Right Up The Ass Trump 2016!

Or you can vote for Hillary, Or did Hillary pay Trump to get in?

What is the play on this, who does trump take more votes from. I'm guessing the Republicans, if so then its good news for Hillary, which is bad news for America.

And I don't think Trump can pull it off. Maybe. I dunno.

By Howie at 07:29 PM | Comments |

Islamic State Loses Tal Abyad Fighters Flee to Turkey

I for one am totally shocked that the Islamic State of Losers ran to the Turks to hide from the Kurds and also I have a very nice bridge for sale.

The Islamic State was routed Monday from one of its key strongholds on Syria’s border with Turkey after its defenses crumbled and its fighters either defected or fled, raising new questions about the group’s vaunted military capabilities.

The fall of the town of Tal Abyad to a Kurdish-Syrian rebel force backed by U.S. airstrikes came after just two days of fighting during which the militants appeared to put up little resistance, focusing instead on escaping to their nearby self-styled capital of Raqqa or fleeing across the border to Turkey.

What? I thought they were seeking a glorious martyrs death rather than Turkish prison?

Always useful in Turkish prison.


(continued echoes of Jawas ululating).

By Howie at 09:42 AM | Comments |

Giant Cross Falls on Nasir Al-Wuhayshi

Well not so much a cross as a hellfire missile.

Al Qaeda's second in command, Nasir al-Wuhayshi, has been killed in a drone strike in Yemen, dealing a heavy setback to the leadership of the international terrorist group.


Al-Wuhayshi was the top leader of al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), one of the most dangerous and dynamic branches of the jihadist network.

Next up for elimination.

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

June 15, 2015

Rachel Dolezal Penalized for Vexatious Litigation Against Howard University (Update: Lying About Father Survival) (Update :No Biological Proof She's a Kracker and SEX TAPE)

No matter what color she is at the time everyone is racist against Rachel Dolezal.

Smoking Gun: JUNE 15--The NAACP official who today resigned in the face of evidence that she masqueraded as black once sued Howard University for denying her teaching posts and a scholarship because she was a white woman, The Smoking Gun has learned.

As detailed in the court opinion, Dolezal’s lawsuit contended that Howard was “permeated with discriminatory intimidation, ridicule, and insult.”

Judge Zoe Bush dismissed Dolezal’s complaint in February 2004, 18 months after the lawsuit was filed and Dolezal was deposed on several occasions. Bush found no evidence that Dolezal was discriminated on the basis of race or other factors. The D.C. Court of Appeals subsequently affirmed Bush’s decision.

Following the dismissal of Dolezal’s lawsuit (and the Court of Appeals decision), she was ordered to reimburse Howard for a “Bill of Costs” totaling $2728.50. During the case, she was also ordered to pay the university nearly $1000 in connection with an “obstructive and vexatious” court filing that sought to improperly delay her examination by an independent doctor.

I'm sure she will now sue the NAACP for (insert several isms here.)

Because after all its documented.

Her efforts were met with opposition by North Idaho white supremacy groups, including the Ku Klux Klan, the Neo Nazis and the Aryan Nations. At least eight documented hate crimes targeted Doležal and her children during her time in North Idaho and Spokane.
Interesting how all the phantoms hating on Rachel are Caucasian? Her struggles against the evil sexist racists at Howard University are left out of her art page. Instead listing Howard University as to her credit, as in a resume.
She is also a licensed intercultural and diversity Trainer and has taught Race & Ethnicity at Whitworth University, Anatomy Drawing at Howard University
WTF is a "licensed intercultural and diversity Trainer?" Is that something I can make myself with one of those "certificates" you buy at Dollar General?

Anyway lets see what that Koran says about liars, just in the interest of cultural diversity.

2. Lying in buying and selling. (applies as she's selling herself, her labor)

(Narrated by Muslim, 106)

It was narrated that Hakim ibn Hizaam (may Allah be pleased with him) said: “The Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said: ‘The two parties involved in a transaction have the option [of canceling it] until they part. If they are honest and truthful, their transaction will be blessed for them and if they conceal something and tell lies, the blessing of their transaction will be wiped out.’”

Of course any liberal Dolezal defenders of who go against that are racists and have insulted Islam!

Catch 22 baby.

Lying, it was just about survival.

This is not me quitting; this is a continuum. It's about moving the cause of human rights and the Black Liberation Movement along the continuum from Resistance to Chattel Slavery to Abolition to Defiance of Jim Crow to the building of Black Wall Street to the Civil Rights and Black Power Movement to the‪#BlackLivesMatter movement and into a future of self-determination and empowerment.

...When asked by Lauer if she would've done anything differently in light of the controversy, Dolezal said no.

"My life has been one of survival," Dolezal said. "The decisions I made have ultimately been ones of survival."


More half truths and lies at SooperMexican.

Update: Holy crap Rachel Dolezal has no shame.

Rachel Dolezal stories are coming fast and furious today as the volume of her lies are becoming apparent. In yet another example, Dolezal was interviewed for a Spokane, Washington podcast in which the former NAACP chapter president bemoans, and wants to boycott, the movie Exodus because Christian Bale is, in the words of host Taylor Weech, a "white European" playing a "north African" part.

So to summarize, the white woman who pretended she was black wanted to boycott a movie where a white man played the role of an African.

Updated II : Rachel Dolezal SEX Tape.
Rachel Dolezal once accused her ex-husband of forcing her to take part in a homemade sex tape, Daily Mail Online can reveal.

Dolezal, 37, admitted participating in 'sexual acts' on camera with Kevin Moore, who has been pictured in public for the first time since their wedding photo appeared.

However, Dolezal - a serial litigant who resigned her post as leader of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP Monday - insisted she took part in the video against her will.

His former flame furthermore accused him of being a danger to their son Franklin. The papers reveal that when the boy came home for a visit to his father's home in 2005 with a bruise on his face, Dolezal immediately reported Moore to the police.

Moore insisted, however, that the child had fallen accidentally, and police never charged him.

The divorce was finalized in April 2005 and the court agreed Moore was a responsible dad who posed no threat to his son, awarding him joint custody of Franklin, who is now 13.

The father and son were seen spending the weekend together, and they enjoyed a tender hug as Franklin was dropped off afterwards at his mother's house in Spokane.

You know who we need to find, the person in Rachel's life who has not been accused of abusing her. Because according to Rachel absolutely everyone has abused or discriminated against her.

By Howie at 09:47 PM | Comments |

Jawa Report Delcares Australi Witness' Indian Name Stands Under Anvil

Jawa name, Indian name. Its all the same.

An Australian Twitter user and Islamic State supporter who appeared to encourage the terrorist attack on an anti-Islamic cartoon event in the US says his movement is "winning the minds of the young generation".

The man, who goes by the Twitter name Australi Witness, told Fairfax Media he supported what "our mujahideen [holy warriors] in Texas did" but denied that he specifically told them to launch the attacks, in which both assailants died and one security guard was wounded.

The Perth-based man's activities underscore how social media has created a global reach for jihad sympathisers who can inspire violence across great distances without ever personally knowing the people they are inciting.

...Fairfax Media conducted an interview with him through Twitter. While his identity cannot be verified, Fairfax Media has no reason to doubt he is the same person who posted the previous statements that appear to encourage the Texas attacks.

He refused to give details about himself, but said he was aged in his 20s, lived in Perth and regularly attended a mosque. He said he previously worked at Amnesty International Australia.

Rita Katz, executive director of the US-based SITE Intelligence Group, said the man held a "prestige" position in online jihadi circles and was, "part of the hard core of a group of individuals who constantly look for targets for other people to attack" and actively seeks recruits for the Islamic State.

The man said he knew "many mujahideen around the world" through the internet, including the notorious "Mujahid Miski", a US man whose real name is Muhammed Abdullahi Hassan and who also encouraged the Texas attacks.

He went full retard?

Yup, full retard.

Hello, this is Australi Witness. You might know me for inspiring the attacks in Garland, Texas, where two mujahideen entered an event mocking the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) with intent to slaughter the kuffar in it. When I encouraged the attacks in Texas, my biggest inspiration was the Australian Muslim human rights activist Mariam Veiszadeh, who has worked tirelessly and diligently to outlaw blasphemy against Islam in Australia. Any true Muslim knows that blasphemy against the Prophets of Allah (SWT) is a capital crime which cannot be tolerated under any circumstances, and Mariam Veiszadeh's work has provided me with a great deal of inspiration. All who defame the Prophet (PBUH) must be crushed. Bill Leak and Larry Pickering will soon meet their demise, as will Josh Bornstein.

Recently, I have met two mujahideen online - one in Los Angeles and one in Melbourne - and I have successfully encouraged them to carry out jihad in their respective cities. Both of these mujahideen will, using guns, shoot up local synagogues when the maximum amount of Jews are praying. The entire thing was my idea, and I helped them every step of the way. I gave them the idea in the first place, I pointed them to local synagogues, I provided them with copious amounts of encouragement, and I helped them coordinate the attacks. All of this was done over the Internet.

For those wondering about me: I currently live in Perth. I came to Australia as a refugee from Lebanon, and my parents are coconuts who have no idea of my involvement with jihad.

For many years, I worked at Amnesty International Australia. In my last year working at Amnesty, I met some Muslim brothers who introduced me to the Islamic State. I was immediately enamoured with the Islamic State's ideology, and I quickly became a mujahid. After becoming a mujahid, I have dedicated my life to striking fear into the hearts of the kuffar and coordinating acts of jihad around the world.

I cannot disclose where I currently work, but it is a respected human rights organisation much like Amnesty. I present myself as a moderate in real life, and the police have absolutely no idea who I am. I am widely upheld as a pillar of my community, and nobody would EVER suspect me for anything. You have no chance of finding me.

To the Australian government: you will pay for your new anti-Muslim laws stripping Islamic State mujahideen of their Australian citizenship. These laws are a grievous attack on the basic human rights of Muslims. Expect many more acts of jihad to occur on Australian shores for as long as you continue to strip Muslim Australians of their fundamental human rights.

To the Jews: you killed the Rasul (SAW) and he died a Shaheed. Any Muslim who truly loves the Prophet (PBUH) will engage in jihad against Jews in order to avenge his death. The Jews are the worst enemies of Allah (SWT). When Islam conquers Australia, every single Jew will be slaughtered like the filthy cockroaches that they are.

Finally, I would like to state with absolute authority that Islam is most definitely NOT a religion of peace. Islam is a religion of violent conquest. And, rest assured, Australia: Islam WILL conquer your nation. As a matter of fact, it is already happening. Your churches are becoming mosques, your food is becoming halal, your women are having our babies, and your laws are becoming sharia. Australia's defeat at the hands of Islam is inevitable. The more you try to fight it, the harder it will be for you. Give up and accept your future as an Islamic nation - a member of the global Islamic caliphate that the Islamic State will create, Allah (SWT) willing.

I have a vast network of mujahideen around the world, and I will continue to inspire and coordinate jihad attacks around the world. There is absolutely nothing that you can do to stop me. I am an expert in computer security who uses multiple proxies, and I am also an expert in Australian law due to my extensive work with human rights organisations. Chase me all you want, but you will never find me, and you will also never stop the wrath of Allah (SWT) on the decadent West.

Perish in your rage, kuffar!

Hold on a minute, I need to stop laughing......

OK so look out because the Cyber Caliphate is ready to make war on US. That makes at around 350 million vs 2. So you can already see how this is going to end.

We'll update you on Australi Witness when "it" happens.

By Howie at 07:41 AM | Comments |

June 14, 2015

Police Shoot, Kill Man Swinging Flag Pole

You may see this headlined elsewhere in the MSM as "Flag Waving American Patriot Gunned Down By Evil, Racist Cop."

Make your own MSM headline in comments.

UPDATE below the fold.

Behold! The leftist narrative emerging on Twitter:

By DMartyr at 01:01 PM | Comments |

June 12, 2015

Found! Lee Siegel's Soul Mate!


DEAR ABBY: I am a single woman who borrowed $80,000 to send my daughter to college with the understanding that she would take over the payments once she was professionally established. She is now so "into" her new lifestyle that she is refusing to have contact with her "poor" birth mother. She refuses to take responsibility for repaying the loan, which is in my name, and says "tough luck" to my stupidity.

This means I will have to continue working until I drop dead. Abby, I am 60. Is there any help for me? Has this happened to other baby boomers? -- POOR BIRTH MOTHER IN GEORGIA

DEAR POOR: Sadly, yes it has. And no, there isn't help for you. Because the agreement with your daughter was verbal and wasn't put in writing, you don't have a legal means to force her to assume the loan payments.

Abby didn't realize the solution is right there, all BIRTH MOTHER IN GEORGIA has to do is die and problem solved!

By Howie at 07:58 AM | Comments |

Something Rotten in Spokane

Is that the subtle odor of a dead cat?

Controversy is swirling around one of the Inland Northwest’s most prominent civil rights activists, with family members of Rachel Dolezal saying the local leader of the NAACP has been falsely portraying herself as black for years.

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Sacred Monkeys

Dolezal, 37, avoided answering questions directly about her race and ethnicity Thursday, saying, “I feel like I owe my executive committee a conversation” before engaging in a broader discussion with the community about what she described as a “multi-layered” issue.

Later, in an apparent reference to studies tracing the scientific origins of human life to Africa, Dolezal added: “We’re all from the African continent.”

Hear that? We're all black. I knew Whitey was keeping me down.

You oppressive bastages can send me your reparations via the Paypal button on the upper left sidebar.

Anyway not only is Rachel an oppressed minority she's a hate magnet.

Also this week, Spokane police files on Dolezal’s report that she received a hate mail package and other mailing in late February and March were released. Police records say the initial package Dolezal reported receiving did not bear a date stamp or bar code, which Dolezal herself told police when she reported it. Investigators interviewed postal workers, who said it was either very unlikely or impossible that the package could have been processed through the post office, and that the only other alternative was that it had been put there by someone with a key.

However, several other pieces of mail sent in the same handwriting and style, and with the writer identifying himself in the same way as “War Pig (Ret.),” have been received by Dolezal, the Spokane Valley Police Department and The Spokesman-Review. Those other letters were date-stamped and postmarked from Oakland, California.

Dolezal said she received a key to the post office box when she became president of the NAACP earlier this year.

What? Just because she had a key..... you racists!
Neumaier said he was suspicious of several incidents Dolezal reported in Coeur d’Alene, including her discovery of a swastika on the door of the Human Rights Education Institute when the organization’s security camera was “mysteriously turned off.”

“None of them passed the smell test,” he said.

Nothing like that dad cat smell!

By Howie at 07:47 AM | Comments |

June 11, 2015

Attn: Youtube User alsafnat1 AKA مؤسسة الصافنات للإنتاج الإعلامي




No Muslima's for you!



Update: Totally NOT his day



By Howie at 03:13 PM | Comments |

Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? No Gawking Edition

Don't miss this exclusive interview with Rusty at Gawker:

I first realized I had a small dick about 7th grade. Once you got to 7th grade at my school, you could play football. We changed into PE clothes starting in 6th grade, but we didn’t shower. The first time I was in a room of naked males was 7th grade, and it wasn’t difficult to see that I didn’t fit in.

It took a good deal of time to realize that the actual size humiliation was what was appealing. I knew I enjoyed humiliation, and after I sort of honed in on where it came from, it was easier to explore the fetish and see what I really liked. I knew I was small, and knew I enjoyed humiliation from exploring porn online, and one day I saw the SPH hashtag on a post and clicked it, and it all opened up.

By Howie at 10:26 AM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch Ali Shukri Amin

All suffering is for the sake of Allah.

Alexandria, Virginia (CNN)Ali Shukri Amin, from Alexandria, Virginia, pleaded guilty Thursday in a federal court to providing material support to ISIS and faces up to 15 years in prison when he is sentenced Aug. 28.


The 17-year-old was accused of helping an adult, who officials believe went on to join ISIS, travel to Syria, a law enforcement source said in March. The teen was also accused of passing messages between ISIS contacts.

So young and tender, I'm sure Ali will prove very popular with the inmates.

More background here.

By Howie at 10:04 AM | Comments |

RIP Christopher Lee

Christopher Lee has passed away.

Sir Christopher Lee, the veteran actor and star of many of the world's biggest film franchises, has died aged 93.
The English-born actor, who made his name playing Dracula and Frankenstein's monster in the Hammer horror films, appeared in more than 250 movies
He was best-known for his villainous roles - including Scaramanga in James Bond and evil wizard Saruman in The Lord of the Rings.

The actor's other credits include The Wicker Man and Star Wars.

The actor is reported to have died on Sunday at Chelsea and Westminster hospital in London, after being hospitalised for respiratory problems and heart failure.

A great loss fro the Empire but always two there are.

By Howie at 09:33 AM | Comments |

Future War Porn

This is what IS has to look forward to.

By Howie at 03:22 PM | Comments |

Post in Which Jawa Report Supports President Obama's Freedom

To smoke em if he's got em.

President Obama, who claimed when he first entered the White House to have mostly kicked his nicotine habit, might have been caught on camera holding a pack of cigarettes.

The commander in chief is seen clutching a white object in a snapshot with Italian Prime Minister Matteo Renzi posted Sunday on Instagram by Renzi's spokesman.

Although its likely that Shackleford will hassle him about that and any other habit that Rusty doesn't have. Any time the President wants to burn one just stop in the Sandcrawler we never listen to Rusty anyway.

By Howie at 03:04 PM | Comments |

Council of Islamic Losers Losing

CAIR rolled the lawfare dice and lost.

In a case that illustrates what has become known as “lawfare” – the use of legal maneuvers to threaten, intimidate or overwhelm critics of an Islamic agenda – CAIR was ordered this week to pay compensation for its confrontational approach to Zaba Davis.

“CAIR’s abuse of federal subpoena power is analogous to Shariah-adherent jihadists threatening violence against anyone who, in their perverse view, insults their religion or Muhammad. When you threaten people with enough violence or litigation, the media and the self-anointed talking heads on cable TV and radio begin to lecture us about ‘civility’ and ‘provocation’ not because criticisms of some fundamental aspects of Islam are wrong or in and of themselves uncivil or objectively provocative, but because these pundits are frightened themselves of standing up to these bullies – whether they be violent jihadists or lawfare jihadists like CAIR.”

Hmm they didn't mention getting their asses kicked on their twitter feed, just repeated mentions of Islamophobia.

By Howie at 02:57 PM | Comments |

Good Gun Control Wrong Grandma Edition

This is a .25 auto, NOT the most powerful handgun in the world, but from a range of 2 inches from your eyeball it will suck a portion of your brains out of the tiny hole in the back of your head.

Jewell Turner was sitting in her minivan in the parking lot of her doctor’s office when a man tapped on her window. He wanted directions and she obliged. But, when the 74-year-old grandma turned her head, she claims the man put a knife to her throat demanding money and threatened to hurt her if she didn’t hand it over.

But, this criminal picked the wrong grandmother. He learned this when Turner pulled a handgun from her purse.

“I just reached down, got the gun and turned around and pointed it to his face. And I told him, I said, ‘You back off, or I’ll blow your head off.’ And his eyes got big and he just backed up and he took off walking down the street like nothing happened,” Turner recalled.
The robber escaped with $1.50 and his life. Lucky him.

By Howie at 01:45 PM | Comments |

Heartbreak Terrorists Killing Terrorists For Being Wrong Kind of Terrorists

The gulf between AQIM and IS in Libya is growing and becoming more violent.

Al-Qaida-linked militants in eastern Libya declared holy war — or jihad — on the local Islamic State affiliate after one of their senior leaders was killed Wednesday by masked gunmen, which set off clashes between the rival groups that left 11 people dead on both sides, including a top militant commander.

The hours-long fighting in the eastern coastal city of Darna erupted after gunmen opened fire on Nasser Akr, an al-Qaida-inspired militant once held in the United Kingdom on terrorism charges. The 55-year-old veteran jihadi, who fought in Afghanistan, was killed along with his aide.

Akr's group — known as Shura Council of Darna's Jihadis — announced his death in a statement Wednesday, blaming it on Islamic State militants. It accused the IS fighters of "tyranny and criminality," and vowed to wage "holy war against them until none of them are left." It also called on residents to rise up against the extremist group.

The ensuing clashes killed at least nine IS militants and two from the Shura Council, including Salem Derbi, the commander of the so-called Abu Salem Brigade, which has history of enmity with the IS affiliate.

The enemy of my enemy is killing my enemy. Only on thing left to do.

By Howie at 12:58 PM | Comments |

Great Islamic Achievement


Saudi Arabia is on the verge of breaking a record for the most beheadings in a single year. While it is unlikely to surpass China and Iran in total executions, the kingdom is the only country to impose capital punishment by public beheading, and it is on pace to kill more people than it ever has before.
Of course Islamic State put that record to shame. Chopping off heads at an astounding rate. But those beheadings don't count as they are not officially sanctioned by FICA (Fédération Internationale de Choppity Chop Association) because Islamic State didn't pay a big enough bribe

Hat Tip: Middle East Eye.

By Howie at 08:11 AM | Comments |

June 08, 2015

Jawas Throughout History

He says it's the best he can do. Since the XP-38 came out, they're just not in demand.


It will be enough.

By Howie at 08:49 PM | Comments |

Confession of a Vulture Lee Siegel

Today Lee Siegel confesses that he screwed the system out of bachelor of arts degree from the Columbia University School of General Studies a master's degree and M.Phil. from the Columbia University's Graduate School of Arts and Sciences.

ears later, I found myself confronted with a choice that too many people have had to and will have to face. I could give up what had become my vocation (in my case, being a writer) and take a job that I didn’t want in order to repay the huge debt I had accumulated in college and graduate school. Or I could take what I had been led to believe was both the morally and legally reprehensible step of defaulting on my student loans, which was the only way I could survive without wasting my life in a job that had nothing to do with my particular usefulness to society.

I chose life. That is to say, I defaulted on my student loans.

Lee they goes on to explain that in order to pay his student loans he's have to change his vocation so shoe salesman because at the time he wasn't making it as a writer, his chosen vocation.
It struck me as absurd that one could amass crippling debt as a result, not of drug addiction or reckless borrowing and spending, but of going to college. Having opened a new life to me beyond my modest origins, the education system was now going to call in its chits and prevent me from pursuing that new life, simply because I had the misfortune of coming from modest origins.
IN other words because at the beginning of Lee Siegel's career he could not afford to pay his student loans and also pay the rest of his bills. So his solution was to go even further in the hole and get a masters degree.

As if entry level writing would pay an even larger bill. He then goes on a tirade against the banks and Department of Education who guarantees the private loans that Lee took out.

Or maybe, after going back to school, I should have gone into finance, or some other lucrative career. Self-disgust and lifelong unhappiness, destroying a precious young life — all this is a small price to pay for meeting your student loan obligations.

Forty years after I took out my first student loan, and 30 years after getting my last, the Department of Education is still pursuing the unpaid balance. My mother, who co-signed some of the loans, is dead. The banks that made them have all gone under. I doubt that anyone can even find the promissory notes. The accrued interest, combined with the collection agencies’ opulent fees, is now several times the principal.

The Department of Education makes it hard for you, and ugly. But it is possible to survive the life of default. You might want to follow these steps: Get as many credit cards as you can before your credit is ruined. Find a stable housing situation. Pay your rent on time so that you have a good record in that area when you do have to move. Live with or marry someone with good credit (preferably someone who shares your desperate nihilism).

So Lee's solution to his bad credit is to leach off another's credit rating just like he leached his degree from the the taxpayer and also every single other person who paid their loans back?

Am I detecting a pattern here?

So now years later, not that Lee is a supposed success, an author with five published book and regular writing gigs it appears he is able to pay the bills he wants to pay but has no intention of paying back the loans that gave him the education he uses to pay for all those other bills. And he justifies it by pointing a self righteous finger, I mean down sprinkles at the the Dept of Education.

Am I a deadbeat?
Yes..... not only that but a leach as well.

What gives me the right to say that? Because I lived it. I too had to borrow to get an education and to my surprise I didn't get hired as VP on my first shot. No I had to start at the bottom, running proof, babysitting printers, can you imagine someone as precious and educated as me, with my qualification babysitting a band printer? OMG! The injustice.

So when I started I could not pay my loans either. I mean I has a choice to make I could pay my loans or eat. One of the two but not both. Maybe not as glamorous as living the precious life Lee was meant to lead. But I found eating to be a necessity.

So at first I could not pay but as I worked I began to move up, take new positions, learn my profession and while doing so I began to earn more money.

I began to pay my loans, not as much as the lenders wanted me to. But enough to hold the line on the balance, to stop the bleeding. Lenders bought and sold my loans down the line each adding their own brand special fees until it had been 10 years. My balance stubbornly high. The last lender now was able to claim the guarantee from the Department of Education and now the Federal government became my creditor.

No see this is another sticking point I have with Mr. Vulture. The last lender I had paid all the interest due and about $1000 in principal. At long last I was making progress on paying off my education. But when the Department of Education sent me their balance the previous lender had added enough in fees to undo all the progress I had made, it was as if I all the money I had paid for years was simply gone and I was back where I started.

But by this point I was earning enough to make a payment large enough to make a dent but I was down about starting over from the beginning. So I called the US Department of Education and talked to the person in charge of my account. I explained that I had paid the previous creditor on time every month and showed her how all the progress I had made against the principal was eaten up by fees posted the last few days that creditor had the account.

She went to work for me and recovered all those bogus fees from the previous creditor. Returning the progress I had made in the previous years. Not taking the interest the previous creditor had earned, just the tacked on fees for nothing.

So they we worked out a new payment. I kept it as low as possible because although I was earning a bit more it was still a struggle. But as I earned raises I would tack on extra principal to the payments. Starting at first with an extra $20 then $40, then $100. Ind the end the Department of Education was the best lender I worked with.

And guess what I paid them off. Ever. Last. Cent. I was 37 years old.

But Lee won't even try. Because as Lee Siegel admits he has no character. He feels not moral obligation to pay for his degrees. He fully intends to let the taxpayer an all those struggling to pay their loans to shoulder the burden of his default. And fully intends to allow the consequences of his default fall on those around him, admiring his precious self in someone else's mirror.

You know what, F8ck Lee Siegel.

ike Lee Siegel, I came from a lower middle class background. So did my wife. Like many, many other Americans in our circumstances, we paid our student loan debts. Siegel doesn’t get to default on his and pretend his shameful abandonment of his obligations is justified.

The biographical note at the end of Siegel’s piece states: “Lee Siegel is the author of five books who is writing a memoir about money.” Good. I hope his memoir about money is successful, and that he makes a lot of cash from its sales.

And I hope Siegel’s creditors take every penny.


By Howie at 08:16 AM | Comments |

June 07, 2015

Islamist Erdogan loses. Women, Minorities, DAESH hardest hit

Thank you Kurds, for helping hand this DAESH supporting cocksucker a loss.

For now, this could be a game changer. We shall see.

By Vinnie at 06:19 PM | Comments |

June 06, 2015

D-Day Remembered

The greatest generation knew how to fight a war. They knew war is costly, bloody, and terrifying. But they also knew there was something worthy of their sacrifice. They knew some battles must be won, no matter the cost. And they bravely charged to certain doom for that greater good.


"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived."

George S. Patton

President Ronald Reagan gave this speech on June 6, 1984:

(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)

By DMartyr at 02:05 PM | Comments |

Marcotte: It was Silly to Be Afraid of al Qaeda

"Silly". Yes, indeed.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:38 AM | Comments |

Come See The Violence Inherent in the System

Lesbian love triangle sparks acid-throwing street brawl....

The combatants were former lovers who had been going back and forth on Facebook recently in regard to a new woman Willdon was dating, Kamia Jones, 20.

When the groups arrived, members of one clique pulled knives. A girl from the other group had a bottle of drain cleaner.

One woman threw the sulfuric-acid substance all over the place — burning herself and five others. The burn victims were rushed to Weill Cornell Medical Center. The stabbed women went to Kings County Hospital.

Hat Tip: Dan.

By Howie at 10:43 AM | Comments |

Where's Howie?

I just made bail.

Salem, not Lynn, is typically the place where people walk around in costumes — and sometimes get into trouble.

But on Wednesday afternoon, a Lynn elementary school was briefly locked down after the principal called 911 to report a man with a gun walking around outside the school.


The man was dressed in a white plastic "Star Wars" stormtrooper costume, and the gun was not real. But Lynn Police spokesman Lt. Rick Donnelly said that "the way things are today, you can't have that."

This is America? I mean WTF is more american than dressing up as a Storm Trooper?

We appreciate Salem News' reporting on this even if they are Jawaphobes.

By Howie at 10:37 AM | Comments |

Usaamah Rahim Did Call His Father To Say Goodbye Before His Martyrdom

So if Imam Ibrahim Rahim knew Usaamah talked to his father, chances are he also knew the reason for the call was to say goodbye, expecting to be killed in a terrorist act.

About two hours after the phone conversation with Wright, officers decided it was time to move.

Just before they arrived, Rahim called his father to say "his goodbyes," a law enforcement official said. Investigators heard the conversation.

They believed Rahim was going to board a public bus with his military knife. But the FBI and Boston police team approached him in a parking lot ahead of time.

Rahim pulled a knife and went after them, they said. Officers drew their weapons and shot him dead.

Imam Ibrahim Rahim's attempt to mislead the public about the phone call from Usaamah to his father might be construed as Obstruction of Justice which explains why the cat has Imam Ibrahim Rahim's tongue.

By Howie at 09:42 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Be An A$$hole

Could it be that this data was swayed by oversampling of Jawas?

McNichol is not alone. Since Steve Jobs was published in 2011, “I think I’ve had 10 conversations where CEOs have looked at me and said, ‘Don’t you think I should be more of an asshole?’ ” says Robert Sutton, a professor of management at Stanford, whose book, The No Asshole Rule, nonetheless includes a chapter titled “The Virtues of Assholes.”

At the University of Amsterdam, researchers have found that semi-obnoxious behavior not only can make a person seem more powerful, but can make them more powerful, period. The same goes for overconfidence. Act like you’re the smartest person in the room, a series of striking studies demonstrates, and you’ll up your chances of running the show. People will even pay to be treated shabbily: snobbish, condescending salespeople at luxury retailers extract more money from shoppers than their more agreeable counterparts do. And “agreeableness,” other research shows, is a trait that tends to make you poorer. “We believe we want people who are modest, authentic, and all the things we rate positively” to be our leaders, says Jeffrey Pfeffer, a business professor at Stanford. “But we find it’s all the things we rate negatively”—like immodesty—“that are the best predictors of higher salaries or getting chosen for a leadership position.”

Carry on you rat bastards!

By Howie at 08:17 AM | Comments |

Your Selfies Betray You

Feel good story of the day.

Apparently, looks can kill. In a very real story that we assure you did not originate from The Onion, a terrorist from ISIS recently took a selfie of himself and posted it online.

Shortly thereafter, U.S. Intelligence, which heavily monitors social media accounts from ISIS members and supporters, managed to pinpoint an ISIS headquarters building in Syria by using the selfie photo as a reference point.

The guys that were working down out of Hurlburt, they’re combing through social media and they see some moron standing at this command,”Carlisle said in an interview with Defense Tech. “And in some social media, open forum, bragging about the command and control capabilities for Daesh, ISIL. And these guys go: ‘We got an in.’ So they do some work, long story short, about 22 hours later through that very building, three [Joint Direct Attack Munitions] take that entire building out.”

All your internets are belong to US.

By Howie at 07:49 AM | Comments |

June 03, 2015

This is Choice: Jailed Jihadi Who Wanted to Kill South Park Cartoonists Writes Op-ed About Countering Islamic Terrorism

When I first saw this article by Jesse "Younes Abdullah Muhammad" Morton about how to fight Islamic extremism I was like, this must be some other Younes Abdullah Muhammad. Not Jesse Morton, the guy who's been in jail for being an Islamist extremist. Not the guy who's best friends are all in jail on terrorism related charges. No, this has to be some other guy with the same name.

No my friends, it is that Younes Abdullah Muhammad.

My head hurts. Please put me out of my misery.

Here are a few extracts from his piece. I've thrown in some editorial photos for the sheer ironicalness:

Effectively Promoting Moderation in an Age of Extremisms [Ed: Actual title!] ...

Younes Abdullah Muhammad promoting sharia (Islamic) law in the US

There have been four waves of terror in the modern era, all of them driven primarily by extremist ideologies. The anarchist wave ran from 1880-1920; the Anti-colonialist from the 1920's to 60's; the New Leftist from late 60's to the early 90's, and the current Religious Fundamentalist wave began in 1979 and continues unto the present. Modern terror is also a product of advancements in communication and evolving revolutionary doctrine. The expositions of bin Laden are not unlike the anarchists Kropotkin and Bakunin.....

A statement on Younes Abdullah Muhammad's website praying that Osama bin Laden will be accepted into paradise on news of his death

Attacks like those against the cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo, or the even more nonsensical attempt in Texas more recently by ISIS followers, are ultimately political reactions to antagonistic portrayals, deliberately seeking incitement and publicity. One of the Charlie Hebdo covers posted lewd caricatures of the Prophet of Islam just days after the September 11, 2012 murder of the American ambassador in Libya. Pamela Geller, a primary target in the "Draw Muhammad', Texas attack has consistently provoked and prodded Muslims at large, expanding the idea that every Muslim in the mosque secretly wants to implement shariah in America and other ignorant conceptions. Provocations like these certainly don't justify such wanton and senseless violence, but the ultimate reactions are interesting.

Threat made by Zachary Chesser, later echoed at Younes's blog, against the creators of South Park which eventually landed Younes in jail for 2 years

We all must challenge these faulty presumptions. The clash of civilizations is fueled by extremists on both sides, and extremisms that are only enhancing. Promoting true moderation alongside liberation in an 'Age of Extremism' will require diligence and effort that seeks to alter popular consciousness. Criticism of the other cannot be blind to the hypocrisies that drive resentment. Advocating narratives that promote moderation, justice and freedom cannot be sincere unless they are willing to expand cherished rights and privilege to all.

Younes and Zachary Chesser protest outside the White House, calling the killing of terrorists "murder"

Younus Abdullah Muhammad holds a Master's of International Affairs and is the founder of IslamPolicy.com. He was recently released from incarceration in the United States and resided in the D.C. Metro area.

Wait, Younes is out of jail already! So, he served like two years out of his 12 year sentence?

Wow, that's kind of outrageous.

Do you think he's really reformed, or is this just to fool his probation officer?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:40 PM | Comments |

Yet Another Boston Area Man Arrested in Terror Plot to Behead Police (Update: Original Target Was Pamela Geller)

That's three guys in three days from the greater Boston area who have either been killed or arrested. Two days ago the Iraqis announced that they had killed two American ISIS members, one of which was Boston's own Ahmad Abousamra who was on the FBI's most wanted terrorist list. Yesterday, Usaama Rahim was killed as he wielded a large knife at a police officer and FBI agent. Today, an apparent co-conspirator with Rahim was taken into custody:

David Wright was taken into custody at his home in the Boston suburb of Everett on Tuesday night. No charges were immediately announced, and Boston police said the suspect was being interviewed. He was due in federal court at 3:30 p.m. ET.

Wright's arrest came as police and federal authorities continued an investigation into the man who was killed, Usaamah Abdullah Rahim. He had been under surveillance for several weeks by the Boston Joint Terrorism Task Force.

The pair, apparently, were planning to behead a police officer:
The man shot and killed by an F.B.I. agent and a Boston police officer Tuesday had been under surveillance by terrorism investigators because he was planning to behead a police officer, the authorities say.
Meanwhile, Rahim's brother, an Imam, is left eating crow after announcing yesterday on Twitter that his brother was on the phone with his father when he was shot in the back three times. Unfortunately for the good Imam, the entire episode was caught on a security camera at CVS. Civil Rights leaders, always too quick these days to blame the police, have seen the tape. They refute both claims made by Rahim's family. Not only was Rahim not shot in the back three times (he was shot in the chest and abdomen as he approached the retreating law enforcement officers with a large knife), the video also shows that he wasn't even on the phone as his brother claimed:
A Boston man whom police fatally shot after he waved a knife at officers was not on the phone at the time of the shooting and was not shot in the back, as reported by the suspect's brother, according to clergy members who met with authorities Wednesday to watch surveillance video of the incident.
So, you're not going to believe this, but the brother, Imam Ibrahim Rahim, was lying when he made those claims.

An Imam .... lying. What has the world come to?

Update: The full complaint against David Wright is here at Mashable. It includes transcripts of phone conversations.

Update by Howie: According to CNN the original plot was to murder blogger Pamela Geller.

Usaamah Rahim, who was fatally shot after waving a military knife at law enforcement officers in Boston, was originally plotting to behead Pamela Geller, an activist and conservative blogger, law enforcement sources told CNN on Wednesday.

But Rahim, a 26-year-old security guard who officials believe was radicalized by ISIS and other extremists, decided instead to target the "boys in blue," a reference to police, according to court documents.

"I can't wait that long," he said of the original beheading plan, according to an FBI affidavit filed in federal court in Boston.

Geller drew national attention last month after an off-duty police officer working security thwarted an attack at her organization's contest for Prophet Mohammed drawings in Garland, Texas. She's president of the American Freedom Defense Initiative, which includes subsidiary programs Stop Islamization of America and Stop Islamization of Nations.

"They targeted me for violating Sharia blasphemy laws. They mean to kill everyone who doesn't do their bidding and abide by their law voluntarily," Geller told CNN's Erin Burnett after learning of the alleged plot.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:05 PM | Comments |

CAIR Florida Invest in Children

And when CAIR Florida activist Ahmad Saleem said invest in children he meant it just not in the way you expected.

el-Super: On Tuesday an enormous child sex ring was busted in Florida and one of those arrested was a CAIR official, and ran a Muslim Youth Organization.

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Florida CAIR has already scrubbed the bio of the man, Ahmed Saleem, from their website, but here it is:

Apart from being the former MSA president at UCF, he was the MSA National service director, a board member of Muslim Youth Project USA, a student of many learned scholars from across the world, and is a motivational speaker who has been invited to speak throughout the country.

Mr. Saleem is the founder of Saleem Academy, an organization dedicated to empowering Muslim youth globally. Under it, he has conducted his “Inspired by the Quran” and “Muslim Youth Survival Guide” weekend seminars. In addition, he has also created many empowering online videos and courses. He continues to actively engage in any educational or community building efforts that he can to help uplift and raise American and global communities to new heights.

Orlando Sentinel:
Orlando community activist Ahmad Saleem drove to a Clermont-area house intending to meet a 12-year-old girl he had been chatting with online for sex in a vehicle with a specialty "Invest in Children" license plate, authorities said Tuesday.

But when the door opened, there were no children in sight. Instead, detectives quickly brought Saleem to the ground and arrested him. Saleem, founder of the Saleem Academy, an organization dedicated to empowering Muslim youths globally, was one of the 101 people arrested in an undercover cybercrime prostitution and child-sex sting by the Lake and Polk county sheriff's offices.

Obviously the Florida authorities are Islamophobes.

By Howie at 12:11 PM | Comments |

A Post Totally Not About Caitlyn Jenner

Is it me or does Kate's behind look just a little sunburned.

By Howie at 09:24 AM | Comments |

June 02, 2015

Police, FBI Shoot Machete Wielding Terror Suspect in Boston

Apparently, the FBI and local PD were following Usaama Rahim when he broke out what is described in some media accounts as a 'large military style knife' or elsewhere as a 'machete':

A man wielding a large machete has been shot dead by anti-terror cops in Boston. According to local authorities, the man was the subject of an active terrorist investigation and was being following by officers into a shopping mall in the Roslindale neighborhood of the city. The victim has been named as Usaama Rahim.
The family of Usaama is crying racism and Islamophobia and claiming Usaama was 'shot in the back'. Usaama was a grievance hustler's twofer.

Expect to see Usaama's brother, one of the aforementioned grievance hustler's who calls himself an "educator" and an "Imam" on all the media outlets.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:16 PM | Comments |

June 01, 2015

Mass. Man on FBI's Most Wanted Terror List Killed in Syria (bumped)

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Ahmad Abousamra, a co-conspirator of Tarek Mehanna, is dead. Dead, dead, dead!

The Iraqis released his name as Abu Samra:

The Interior Ministry announced the killing of the ISIS film-making expert, known as Abu Samra, during an air strike on ISIS targets in western Anbar.

The ministry said in a press statement followed by IraqiNews.com, “The Falcon Intelligence Cell of the Interior Ministry’s Intelligence Service has confirmed the killing of the ISIS film-making expert, known as Abu Samra,” noting that, “Abu Mohammed al-Souri, known as Abu Samra and who is an American national, was killed during an air raid against ISIS in western Anbar,”

I wondered if it might be Ahmad Abousamra, who was indicted in federal court but who was thought to be in Syria with ISIS's propaganda wing. According to the Daily Mail, it's him.

----UPDATE: When I first posted, the Daily Mail had a blank placeholder post announcing Abousamra's death which told me that they knew his identity but had not yet finished writing the story. But now the story is written, and I thought I'd post just a bit linking Abousamra not only to Tarek Mehanna, but also to the two Boston bombers:

Abousamra had attended the same notorious mosque as the Boston bombers Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, as well as other convicted terrorists.

'Abousamra's father, a prominent doctor, even sat on the board of directors of the Muslim organization that runs the [Islamic Society of Boston] mosque. He stepped down after the FBI began questioning his son,' Sperry said.

'As mosque president, internal documents show, Dr. Abousamra hired Hafiz Masood, brother of a known Pakistani terrorist, to be the imam of a mosque in Sharon, Mass., which his son also attended,' the article added.

Back to the original post ----

Just a reminder that his buddy Tarek Mehanna, now in federal prison, claims he was just exercising his First Amendment rights when he translated materials on behalf of al Qaeda in Iraq -- the group that would later transform itself into ISIS.

There's even a Free Tarek Mehanna group on the interwebz. Because, you know, innocent.

Abousamra is now enjoying the pineapple treatment instead of the 72 virgins he was expecting. He will not be missed.

Thanks to @swtich_d

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:30 PM | Comments |

French Hostage Isabelle Prime Appears in Video

We pray for her immediate and unconditional release.

By Howie at 03:16 PM | Comments |

Hillary The Sixth Beatle?

If you wan't to blame someone for the destruction of the Beatles.....

Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.

“We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.

“We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.

Eeeewwww! Bad Gay!

Even if its made up, still Bad Gay.

By Howie at 02:54 PM | Comments |

Empathy From Another Brother

Word. Rusty. Word.

No the other Rusty.

By Howie at 01:43 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Armageddon Imminent

The Patriot act has expired. So ya'll should board up your windows and head down to your basement because Uncle Sam has been left deaf, dumb and blind by Senator Rand Paul.

About fifteen years ago politicians told us that we had to temporarily give up just a smidgen of freedom and privacy until they won the War on Terror.

They called it the Patriot Act and even added a sundown provision to assure those of us who care about personal freedom and things like the Bill of Rights that it wasn't just a power grab.

Now 15 years or so later, Politicians are scared shitless at the prospect of giving up that extra power. They tell us that if we don't give up our freedom and privacy just a little longer then we could, you know, have another attack like say maybe the one at the Boston Marathon!

OMG! Basements! Lock and Load! The end is near! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Here is my freedom and privacy, take it for my own safety!

By Howie at 12:27 PM | Comments |