March 15, 2010

On pins and needles ...... (Caption Contest Winners Announced)

What could it be? One only wonders.

Any guesses? Winners will be given a big fat fatwa. Which is the best kind of fatwa!

UPDATE: It turns out their "wonderful surprise" is really a video called "The State from their Mouths." No, really, check out the updated banner.

I'm pretty sure it's about herpes simplex 1. Either that, or a short video on the prevention of goat to mouth transmitted STDs.

Winners!!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Dudeman for:

Ansar al Mujahideen forum presents an interview with our own Jihad Jane following her glorious and triumphant attack on the infidels! (Delayed due to technical difficulties)
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against redc1c4 for:
We've been a false flag operation by Internet Haganah all along.... all your forums are belonging to us!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Leovinus for:
Adam Gahdan sex secrets
And the all new Trouth1400 mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart fatwa goes to me, Dr. Rusty Shackleford for:
Ansar al Mujahideen forum presents the glorious wedding video of brothers Samir Khan and Yousef al-Khattab under Washington, DC's new gay marriage law. Allahu akbar!
Each winner gets 72 raisins and this shiny new bomb belt!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:05 PM | |