November 29, 2014

A Tale of Two British Twitter Accounts

So, let's start with the good news first. A woman so enamored by ISIS, that she has to share her love for the mass-murderers online. Now, she's on cornhole watch:

A 22-year-old woman was last night charged with encouraging terrorism on Twitter.

Alaa Abdullah Esayed, from Kennington, south London, used the social network to post messages that would 'induce' others to 'commit acts of terrorism', the Metropolitan Police said.

She is also accused of using the site to share photographs, videos and links to terrorist speeches and propaganda.

Very nice.

Now, another twitter account. This one belonging to a guy who was already indicted in the UK for inciting terrorism, but released on bail. He jumped bail and is now fighting in Syria:

A terror suspect who skipped bail has apparently used Twitter to taunt the “shoddy” British security services, saying he was able to “breeze through Europe” to join Islamic State (Isis) despite being under investigation.

Siddhartha Dhar, 31 – known as Abu Rumaysah on social media – apparently boasted in a series of tweets that he evaded the intelligence agencies and travelled to war-torn Syria.

It's almost like would-be terrorists released on bail have an incentive to flee the country. Who could have predicted that?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:02 PM | Comments |

Buy This Book

Laughing Wolf's latest photo memoir of the Iraq war is out. Buy it or the puppy gets it!

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:51 PM | Comments |

November 28, 2014

You Can't Keep The Sith Down


Go Sith!

By Howie at 12:49 PM | Comments |

November 27, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Shut Up Kid!

Well its that time of year once again, that time when we are all reminded how little class and originality today's protesters actually have....

I'm thankful this year to still be alive! And for Rusty and Vinnie and all the other Jawas.

So the Jawas are all going to have a Thanksgiving dinner that can't be beat and we're not going to blog until the next morning. Kid.

Update: Seriously.

There is nothing better for a man, than that he should eat and drink, and that he should make his soul enjoy good in his labour. This also I saw, that it was from the hand of God.

By Howie at 11:59 PM | Comments |

November 26, 2014

Dear Facebook

If you had to suspend the same terrorist's account seven times, we at Jawa Report call that a clue.

The ISC's report identified a "substantial" online exchange during December 2012 between Adebowale and a foreign-based extremist - referred to as Foxtrot - who had links to the Yemen-based terror group AQAP, but was not known to UK agencies at the time.

After the murder of Fusilier Rigby an unidentified third party provided a transcript of the conversation to GCHQ.

The information was also said to have revealed that Facebook had disabled seven of Adebowale's accounts ahead of the killing, five of which had been flagged for links with terrorism.

This had been the result of an automated process, according to GCHQ, and no person at the company ever manually reviewed the contents of the accounts or passed on the material for the authorities to check.

GCHQ noted that the account which used the phrase "Let's kill a soldier" was not one of those closed by Facebook's software.

I mean I'm just saying, but I'm sure you're the smart people.

By Howie at 11:28 AM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day: iPHONE6 Edition

The action starts at around 2:40. LOL!

Hat Tip: Pat.

By Howie at 10:43 AM | Comments |

November 25, 2014

Protesters Attack Car Get Run Over

Um, uh.....

Anyway is it just me or is yelling, "Burn it down!", incitement of some sort?

I dunno, just asking please don't burn down my village.

By Howie at 07:34 PM | Comments |

UK Report on Lee Rigby Murder Faults Facebook

Independent:

Facebook was the US web firm that the UK said could have prevented the murder of Lee Rigby, according to reports, after it failed to flag a ‘graphic and emotive’ online chat to British intelligence services.

The Intelligence and Security Committee (ISC) criticised the company for failing to flag a conversation in which killer Michael Adebowale told another person to kill a soldier, though members of the committee as well as David Cameron have refused to name it. A number of media outlets have now named Facebook as the site at the centre of the allegations.

The ISC said that if the site had told MI5 about the threat, the killing “could have been prevented”. If the exchange in December 2012 had been picked up, Adebowale would have become a top priority for the security services, the report said.

Facebook said that it guards against terrorist content appearing on the site.

"Like everyone else, we were horrified by the vicious murder of Fusilier Lee Rigby,” a Facebook spokesperson said. “We don’t comment on individual cases but Facebook’s policies are clear, we do not allow terrorist content on the site and take steps to prevent people from using our service for these purposes."

Which is pretty much a bald faced lie. We find that while those who oppose Islamic Terror groups are regularly harassed and banned from Facebook terrorists and their supporters find a safe haven.

Its unclear if this is because facebook fears backlash from groups such as CAIR accusing them of Islamophobia or if its part of the "Watch Only" policy that intelligence agencies espouse that actually end up being harmful in the long run. Recruits are drawn in at a much higher rate than they can be monitored.

Although now they Cyber Jihad has expanded to such a large extent from the days when Jawa Report was created that a take down policy and interfere policy would be too little way way too late.

A quick check of Facebook today show that Islamic State supporters are still on Facebook chatting away promoting IS and terrorism unmolested by the so called Facebook moderators.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Maldives-Islamic-State/411190428994405

134 Islamic State "likers"

https://www.facebook.com/search/135611099807202/likers

https://www.facebook.com/IslamicStateNewsUpdates.ISIS.ISIL

So Facebook can't find the groups with ISIS, ISIL in their name?

https://www.facebook.com/IslamicEmirate/info?tab=page_info

(suspended even by twitter) Not Facebook

That took me two minutes, with time I'm sure there is more. And I don't even use Facebook anymore.

By Howie at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Kazakhstan

A tiny minority of misunderstanders of Islam are training to slaughter the Kuffar, that's you and me in Islamspeak.

New horrific evidence of ISIS embroiling children in their religious war has emerged. Refugees fleeing the fighting in the battle-stricken border town of Kobane, Syria, have told of how ISIS fighters are beheading children in their bloodthirsty siege; whilst in Kazakhstan, ISIS have released a propaganda video showing children being trained as fighters
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Kazakhstan has banned the video.

n response to the video, the Kazakh Prosecutor-General's Office issued a statement on November 24 saying that it was taking legal steps to prevent access to the video, to deem it illegal, and to prohibit its distribution in Kazakhstan, citing the country's Communications Law.

The video "showed Kazakh citizens residing in Syria and involved in fighting with a terrorist organization. An investigation showed that the content of the video is aimed at the promotion and justification of terrorist activity," the statement said.

"According to Kazakh law, propaganda and justifications of terrorism are prohibited. In order to avoid legal consequences, the Prosecutor-General's Office warns of the need for the strict observance of the law and urges [people] to refrain from disseminating the banned film or individual scenes from it," the statement added.

The video, which has English, Russian, and Arabic subtitles, invites viewers to "meet some of our newest brothers from the land of Kazakhstan" and shows a group of Kazakh nationals taking part in a training camp. A Kazakh militant then explains in Russian that these men are new recruits to IS.

At posting there are at least 5 copies on internet archive.

I've embedded one below the fold.

By Howie at 11:58 AM | Comments |

Coming Soon: The Blessed Release of The Biography of Samir Khan

So apparently the next issue of Inspire will be about the life and times of Samir Kahn.


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I can give you a short rundown.

Samir Khan blogs from mommy's basement.

Jawas utterly destroy Samir's blog.

Sammy gets all pissed and goes off to Yemen. While in Yemen Samir uploads an issue of Inspire from a friend's house. Shortly afterward a drone strikes said friend's house.

So Samir called in an airstrike on himself!

What an effing retard he was.

By Howie at 10:58 AM | Comments |

Caption This: Double Agent Dr. Rusty Shackleford Edition (Fatwas Issued!)

Caption this image of a gravity challenged Jihadi.


Fatwas will be issued.

Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cur Ur Neck Fatwa issued against Bubbe for

Hey!! That is Rosie MacDonnell.
The Devil Will Do Meetballs From Your Body Fatwa issued against Kafiroon for
If you do not put meatballs in my McGriddle, I will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart!
The Why U Insult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against Really? for
Allahu Aklard!

By Howie at 08:06 AM | Comments |

November 24, 2014

NO BILL FOR YOU!

Sorry, Commies, the grand jury doesn't issue an indictment against Darren Wilson.

So there. Nyah.

By Vinnie at 09:30 PM | Comments |

Stupid Voters Fire Gruber

So far Johnathan Gruber has had to eat about $300,000 worth of crow.

State Auditor Beth Wood, a Democrat, decided to terminate Gruber’s $200,000 contract late last week, according to a timeline of work done for North Carolina by the health economics professor at Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

“Gruber’s comment that it was all right to mislead people to get a desired outcome that he favored led our auditors to determine he had at least the appearance of an independence impairment,” Bill Holmes, a spokesman for the auditor’s office, told WRAL-TV.

...Gruber’s comments also led to the termination of his $400,000 contract with the state of Vermont. He was paid $160,000 before Gov. Peter Shumlin, a Democrat, decided to end the contract.

Hey Gruber would you like a little Ketchup on that crow?

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By Howie at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Obama Out To Fire Every Honest Man in His Administration

I mean Stalin sure as hell would have never tolerated these kind of open public contradictions and by golly Obama doesn't have too either.

A few days ago Chuck Hagel was warning Americans that our military capability was being threatened and now Obama is forcing him to resign. Sounds like Hagel might be a little too honest for this administration:
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel will step down from his position at the request of President Barack Obama, who is seeking to reassure critics of his foreign policy with the move, a senior administration official confirmed to CNN Monday.

The New York Times reported Monday that Obama is expected to appear in the Rose Garden on Monday to announce Hagel’s resignation, having asked him to step down last Friday.

The move, White House officials told the Times, was meant to acknowledge that the new national security threats facing the nation — most notably the rise of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria — call for different capabilities than those possessed by Hagel.

By Howie at 11:13 AM | Comments |

Trolio Trolio Where For Art Thou Trolio?

You might recall our faildox troll MyDeadJawa?

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One way to find out if someone is behind your death troll is to look at said troll's activity when bad things happen.

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Famous last words you know.

Thanks to those who know who they are, I didn't even have to lift a finger.

By Howie at 10:16 AM | Comments |

November 23, 2014

Sith Ladies Sing!

Sith Lordettes? Sith Ladies? Sith Duchesses? (mumble not evil enough mumble)

Sith Mistresses!

Yeah that's the ticket.

By Howie at 08:49 PM | Comments |

November 22, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Howie Hung Tough

Best tailblogger in the outfit.

I'm sorry I had commitments tin which I was precluded from blogging, they included but were not limited to... Death, Ham, Thanksgiving, BBQ, Birthday, Turkey, Dumplings, Pie and a mission to smuggle my uncle's non diet Mountain Dew past my aunt, some really young guy who got an A in slobbers, one Philippine doctor and 5000 drunken rednecks with guns, big trucks, ATVs and implements of destruction

'Merica!

BBL.

By Howie at 09:11 PM | Comments |

North Korean with ties to Kim Jong Un reportedly escapes kidnap attempt in Paris

The plot thickens..


PARIS – A North Korean student with family ties to the regime in his country escaped a kidnapping bid in Paris, where he was studying, and is now in hiding, a French source with knowledge of the case said Saturday.

The architecture student, identified only as Han, avoided the kidnapping attempt at a Paris airport where he was to be put on a plane for Pyongyang, North Korea's capital, said the source, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the person was not authorized to speak publicly on the sensitive matter.


The failed bid to capture Han occurred in the first week of November, and he has been in hiding since then, the source said. It wasn't immediately clear if French authorities had played a role in the escape, how many kidnappers were involved, or where they are now.

Han is reportedly the son of an aide of the once powerful uncle of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The uncle, Jang Song Thaek, was considered the country's second most powerful man before he was executed in December on treason charges.

South Korea's spy agency believes North Korea also used a firing squad to execute several people close to the uncle, South Korean lawmaker Shin Kyung-min said in October after attending a closed-door agency briefing.

Who was putting him on a plane back to North Korea....and who decided to rescue him at the airport.

Trying to figure out what is going on in the blackhole called North Korea....gives me headache.

By Matt Damon at 04:22 PM | Comments |

November 19, 2014

Dear ISIS: Try And Shoot Down These Drones

That go 550 mph at 200 ft altitude in the dark. Good luck.

Love the 5th Fleet.

By Howie at 04:32 PM | Comments |

Here Here Good Man!

Jester and I spent some time discussing if they murdered Syrian pilots were "willing martyrs" because it just seems so odd that people would go silently, willingly to the grave.

Its an observation that I've seen several times, including from Gerald at Internet Anthropologist.

A thought supported by the John Cantlie videos.

But my observation was that since the Mujahideen Sura Council days in Iraq the norm is not a kicking and screaming victim. The murders are often banal, with the victim either doing the Thorazine Shuffle or so broken by previous mock executions that they have lost all will to resist and welcome the relief that death might bring from the daily torture and abuse.

And for you Muslims out there reading, remember when you spoke of the brutality and torture of Saddam, Well ISIS IS SADDAM, with one AQI figurehead on top.

So if you want the days of Saddam back, the days where anyone including his own Sunni brothers that opposed him were murdered in cold blood, be proud because no one wanted to resurrect his tyranny, but that is what you have now done with your support of ISIS.

I leave you with Jester's link showing the probable location of the latest ISIS murders...


and this...

Death to ISIS and May God bless America.


By Howie at 02:13 PM | Comments |

Jawa Wishes Happy Landings to Abu Rumaysah

Channel 4:

Abu Rumaysah told Channel 4 News in August he wanted to live under the Islamic State group. He is now thought to have skipped bail and travelled to Syria with his wife and four children.

When he failed to appear at a bail hearing in London on Tuesday, prosecutor Luke Ponte told Westminster magistrates' court he had boarded a coach to Paris on 27 September.

He added: "He failed to comply with the conditions to surrender his travel documents to police. It's my understanding that he is no longer in the jurisdiction and that he is currently in Syria."

Abu Rumaysah, whose birth name is Siddhartha Dhar, is a former member of al-Muhajiroun, an Islamist group proscribed by the government, and one of the founders of Muslim Patrol in east London, where he lived.

He's also a big fan of Hitler.

His mentor is the traitor Anjem Choudary who, rather than travel to Syria, surrendered his passport, then claimed that he was "oppressed" and wanted to live in IS. So apparently he doesn't want to go very badly. But he's more than happy to send Siddhartha Dhar.


We pray that the UK revokes his ability to travel and the gets his wish to be martyred very soon.

Hat Tip: WhoCaresAnymore.

By Howie at 11:14 AM | Comments |

Dayum!

I do the same thing whenever they tell me I can't have a double quarter pounder with cheese at 10:29.

Video shot at 52nd and Chestnut in West Philadelphia last week shows two women who apparently missed the 10:30 a.m. breakfast cut-off and their shot at McGriddle sandwiches.

By Howie at 10:36 AM | Comments |

November 18, 2014

What Are We Going to do Today Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi?

The same thing we do every day, chop some heads and hatch out a plot to rule the world.

The video opens with a map of the Islamic State, zooming out to the newly “achieved” territories, playing audio fragments of the several pledges of allegiance from Yemen, the Sinai, Libya and Algeria. The map zooms out further and shows us the IS worldview and aspirations. IS firmly believes that after the conquest of the entire Middle East, they will conquer Rome and al-Andalus (the historical name for the Iberian peninsula). After the re-establishment of the borders of the historical Calpihate; they will turn east and eventually conquer China and Japan. The end-phase will be the conquest of the Americas, referred to as al-Maghrib, the West.
Back of the line buddy, back of the line.


By Howie at 04:06 PM | Comments |

Everyone Wave Buh Bye To Heather

Heavy:

A woman in Virginia has been arrested and accused of trying to help someone join ISIS in Syria. Heather Elizabeth Coffman, 29, also wrote Facebook posts in support of the Islamic Sate, including one that read “I love ISIS.”

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Here’s what you need to know:

Coffman Criminal Complaint

Heather has furiously scrubbed her Facebook in a vain attempt to get the Jihad out.

By Howie at 12:06 PM | Comments |

Islamic Terrorists Attack Synagogue

I suppose this is because the Palestinians are a mostly peaceful people mostly respecting houses of worship, theirs.

Four Israelis have been killed and eight injured as two men armed with a pistol and meat cleavers attacked a West Jerusalem synagogue, police say.

The attackers - Palestinians from East Jerusalem - were shot dead.

There have recently been several deadly attacks and clashes in Jerusalem, which has also seen heightened tension over a disputed holy site.

Israel has vowed to respond "with a heavy hand" to the attack - the deadliest in Jerusalem in six years.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu blamed "incitement" by Hamas and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, and said the international community had ignored their actions.


Of course ordinary Palestinian Muslims surely don't support the indiscriminate murder of civilians at a house of worship....


No, they don't support it, they celebrate it.


This is what they celebrated.



By Howie at 08:27 AM | Comments |

November 17, 2014

"On the Run" -- Terror Deaths Up 61% in Single Year

Yet another Obama campaign promise delivered:

Terrorism has become a global phenomenon with a 61% increase in the number of people killed in terrorist attacks over the last year. The 2014 Global Terrorism Index provides a fact-based understanding of terrorism and its impact....

17,958 people were killed in terrorist attacks last year, that’s 61% more than the previous year.

82% of all deaths from terrorist attack occur in just 5 countries: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Nigeria and Syria.

Last year terrorism was dominated by four groups: the Taliban, Boko Haram, ISIL, and al Qa’ida.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:11 PM | Comments |

A Frenchman, a Welshman, and Two Brits Walk Into the Desert with Knives....

Insert tragic punchline here:

A hideous snuff video released Sunday by the terrorist group shows a Frenchman, a suspected Welch doctor and two Brits among the knife-wielding executioners....

French prosecutor Francois Molins identified Parisian Maxime Hauchard as one of trio of Europeans butchering Syrian soldiers in the same footage showing Kassig’s murder....

British officials also suspect that two of its citizens — “Jihadi John,” who has been seen in previous beheading videos, and 20-year-old Nasser Muthana — to be among the ISIS thugs participating in the taped slaughter....

In the clip, the killer believed to be Nasser Muthana [from Cardiff, Wales] is seen standing beside “Jihadi John” — the black-clad psycho who has beheaded three Americans and earned his nickname for his London accent.

I'm not sure this is our war, but I am quite sure that the sooner these people are dead the sooner I will be happy. Their mere continued existence offends me on an existential level. They need to be eliminated. Immediately.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:05 PM | Comments |

UAE Adds CAIR to Its List of Specially Designated Terrorist Entities

CNSNews:

Two Islamic groups in the U.S. that portray themselves as moderate and mainstream expressed shock to learn at the weekend that the United Arab Emirates had included them in a list of terrorist organizations.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), which describes itself as “America’s largest Muslim civil liberties and advocacy organization,” and the Muslim American Society (MAS), which calls itself “a religious community service organization,” were among more than 80 groups whose designation was approved by the UAE cabinet and announced on Saturday.

Others listed included al-Qaeda and its various affiliates in Pakistan, Syria, Yemen and North Africa; the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS/ISIL); the Muslim Brotherhood and several of its U.K.- and Europe-based affiliates; and some Iranian-backed radical Shi’ite groups.

Ibrahim Cooper was of course outraged by this striking example of Islamophobia.


Ironic.

Maybe CAIR spent too much time talking about Islamophobic Halloween costumes and too much ignoring all but the worst instances of Islamic terrorism to suit the UAE?

By Howie at 12:40 PM | Comments |

November 16, 2014

ISIS, Qaeda Tie Knot in First Gay Wedding in Self-Proclaimed Islamic Caliphate (bumped/sticky)


Alleged leaked photo of ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusrah after wedding vows

(Raqqa, Syria) ISIS and the al Qaeda affiliated al Nusrah Front announced that they had "united forces" today, a well known Arabic euphemism for marriage.

In announcing their nuptials the two groups put to rest the rumor that they had been "shacking up", a major sin in Islam.

"We have not been shacking up," stated an ISIS representative on a well know ask.fm site belonging to the group, "we are legally and lawfully married under the laws of the Islamic State and in the eyes of Allah (swt)."

The on again off again relationship between the two radical Islamist groups had been the source of much fodder for Islamist tabloids. Only a month ago several compromising "selfies" of Jabhat al-Nusra had been leaked on the internet (caution: link NSFW) after that group's phone was hacked. This spurred a Twitter war between supporters of the two groups, with ISIS supporters claiming it was evidence of infidelity while al Qaeda supporters claimed it was not the public's business what al-Nusrah did in the privacy of their own home.

Only two weeks ago the Supreme Shura Council of the Islamic State overruled a decree defining marriage as, "between one man and up to four women." The historic ruling cited a controversial hadith from al-Bukhari claiming that after the slaughter of the Jews of the Banu Qurayza tribe, "the Prophet (saw) took Musa, of the household of the slain, and took him into his own tent and lay down with him."

The hadith is not considered authentic by some scholars, but has been recently revived by Muslims in the LGBT community. The Shura Council's ruling came as a shock to many given the long time public condemnation of marriage equality by the leader of the Islamic State, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

But al-Baghdadi has changed his stance on same-sex marriage in recent weeks, signalling a change in policy that his opponents have called a "flip flop". For his part, al-Bagdhadi has claimed that his position had "evolved" over time as he interacted with his "mujahideen" (ie, holy warriors) on the front line, the majority of whom are gay.

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Alleged photo of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, head of the Islamic State and supporter of gay marriage

"They are just like us," al-Baghdadi stated in a recent proof-of-life audio recording meant to dispute the claim by the US that he had been killed in an air strike, "and they deserve the same dignity, respect, and legal protections afforded to all people in a long-term committed relationship."

As evidence that his position had "evolved", al-Baghdadi personally performed the wedding ceremony.

While no official photos of the ceremony have been released of what one Twitter account claiming to belong to ISIS called, "a private affair." The person calling himself @iammuhammadsbiyatch claims to have snapped the photo with his cell phone. The authenticity of the photo could not be verified by The Jawa Report.

Reaction to the announcement were mixed. On the streets of Lahore, Pakistan, a planned protest by supporters of the Islamist Jamiat Ulema-s-Islam party turned violent. Signs reading, "Jews stop lieing (sic) about Prophet" and "Death to Gay Joo (sic) Bagdhadi" could be seen.

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Gay rights supporter in Pakistan

A counter-protest by supporters of the al Qaeda affiliated Tehrek i Talibani called for the immediate implementation of sharia gay marriage and for the death penalty for those that opposed it. One sign read, "Behead those who oppose marriage equality".

In the more moderate Malaysia, one prominent politician, who wished to remain anonymous for security reasons, was more reserved in his judgement. "I have nothing against the gays," he said, "It's not my thing, but to each his own."

"But I just don't get how it works?" he continued, "I mean, physically."

"Unless, maybe, um, there was some kind, I don't know, scissoring action."

When told that ISIS and al-Qaeda were both male, his reaction changed. " You mean that's a .... dude?!?!?" he said, "That's just gross."

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:59 PM | Comments |

ISIS Murders Muslim Revert Abdul Rahman Kassig

So whatever happened to the Islamic concept or repentance and the rule about Murdering one who submits and reverts. It just goes to show you that ISIS are nothing but butchers and snuff porn producers.

I chose to use Peter Kassig's Mulsim name, as it means Slave of Peace.

Former US Army Ranger – turned Muslim convert – Peter Kassig was allegedly beheaded by the Islamic State (IS) recently, according to several media outlets. Apparently 18 Syrian Air Force pilots were also beheaded, although the numbers vary from 18 to 20. However, a 19 min, 55 sec video has been posted on the topic:

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The man in the black is an English-speaking jihadist assessed to be the infamous “Jihad John” grabbing a knife along with the other executioners.

The pilots are all lined up with their executioners behind them.

Jihad John speaks in a British accent starting at the 10:37 where he specifically calls out President Obama (referring to him as “The Dog of War”), stating that “today the Islamic State kills the Soldiers of Bashar, and tomorrow we will be slaughtering your Soldiers.” He also goes on to tell President Obama that jihadists will begin to also slaughter Americans in their own streets in their own land (the US homeland).

The video is very graphic as ISIS is apparently angry about the recent strikes and in a vain attempt to terrorize and intimidate those who would stand against them the film descends into a twisted and depraved snuff pron horror film with enhanced sound and uncut flashes of beheading in progress.

There can be no doubt that the civilized world must stand against this pure evil and snuff out ISIS utterly.

By Howie at 09:21 PM | Comments |

November 14, 2014

Weekend War P0rn

The title says these are ISIS terrorists, but I recognize most these clips from Iraq years ago. Still, good war p0rn is always fun to watch. I especially love the ejector seat at 03:30.

By DMartyr at 11:41 PM | Comments |

Lone Blogger PWNS Russia

Today Russia posted an image claiming it was of a Ukrainian Jet shooting down a Malaysian airlines jet.


Well either Putin is full of sh1t or ....... nature produced the very same cloud in the very same place twice in two years.

By Howie at 01:18 PM | Comments |

ISIS To Explode Like Volcanoes

Casually walk for your lives!

By Howie at 09:42 AM | Comments |

November 13, 2014

Fatwa This! Break The Internet Edition

Does this flag make my ass look fat?


Yes, yes it does.

But anyway, congratulations to Kim for finally making Jawa Report.

There's a first and last time for everything. Consider this both.

By Howie at 07:41 PM | Comments |

Nancy Nancy Nancy

Pelosi lied....

The stupid voters died.

Very funny.


By Howie at 02:47 PM | Comments |

Rasmieh Yousef Odeh Please Have a Seat

We'll be with you in 5 to 10..... years.



By Howie at 01:59 PM | Comments |

Heartbreak! We Missed! But Not By Much!

ISIS finally provided "proof" of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is alive today.

The audio speech is here.

At 5:00 he implores for Muslims to commit acts of terror in the US, Canada, The UK and Australia. Also he blames the Jews for the war against ISIS. Because everyone would just love ISIS if not for the Jews, right?

Anyway he refers to several events at that occurred late as 11/10.

But he's apparently shaken enough to take extreme precautions by releasing an audio only message by proxy.

A translation is here.

Update II: The statement confirms that IS is not willing to work with the other radical Islamist groups. Even against the west, saying that any group who does not pledge loyalty to the Islamic State is "nullified".

Akhbar Sham provides a brief summary of the mission's failure:

"However, the conversation with the IS leadership turned out to be short. In response to the proposal of [Salakhuddin] to end the war with the Mujahideen of the Islamic jamaats, such as Jabhat al-Nusra, Ahrar al-Sham and others, the leadership of IS announced that they would not end the war, because the 'Emirs [commanders] of all these factions are hypocrites and infidels.'"

And from the statement..

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So there you have it. Baghdadi demands every Muslim pledge allegiance to HIM. Or else IS will Kill them.

Terrorists terrorizing terrorists.


By Howie at 11:07 AM | Comments |

Stupid Jihadi Bitch Samantha Lewthwaite Killed Again

This time in Ukraine?

The ‘White Widow’, a British female terrorist suspect who allegedly fought alongside ISIS terrorists in Syria and was sought internationally has reportedly been shot dead in Ukraine. The news was reported by Russia’s Regnum news agency.

Samantha Lewthwaite, 30, was allegedly gunned down two weeks ago. However, no independent confirmation was available.

A source at the UK's foreign office told ITV News that “we are aware of reports that Samantha Lewthwaite has been killed in Ukraine”.

Lewthwaite recently fought alongside one of Kiev’s most infamous squads – the Aidar battalion, which was condemned by Amnesty International for its unmatched cruelty in eastern Ukraine.

It was said to be “involved in widespread abuses, including abductions, unlawful detention, ill-treatment, theft, extortion, and possible executions.”

She was reportedly a sniper for the group. Her killer was also a sniper - allegedly one who travelled from Russia as a volunteer to fight near Lugansk. Regnum is reporting that the Ukrainians have put out a million-dollar bounty out on him.

If a Russian sniper killed her, that's cool.

Its possible that that through her connections in Syria she might have went to Chechnya or another Balkan republic. But bear in mind that Russia has an interest in misreporting her location due to to the conflict in Ukraine.

So here at Jawa we're going with, Everyone has claimed to have killed Samantha, so pics or video or it didn't happen.

But just for trying to kill her I'll run this.


By Howie at 08:42 AM | Comments |

November 12, 2014

Meanwhile, in Egypt

The Islamic State slowly expands:

ISIS has a new residency in Egypt, according to a YouTube message posted Sunday.

In the audio message, the Sinai-based militant group Ansar Beit al-Maqdis, or ABM, allegedly announces its allegiance to ISIS, which calls itself the Islamic State.

The good news here is that the Egyptian government seems capable of handling the threat. At least in the sense that they won't fall to the militants who control zero territory. The bad news is that it's not clear to me just how long the present junta can keep the lid on all of Egypt's other problems. Should this government fall, in the ensuing chaos I'm not so sure the threat doesn't become more existential.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:52 PM | Comments |

These Aren't The EMails We Didn't Look For

The most transparent administration ever, meaning that when the Obama administration is lying its totally obvious they are lying.

June, the IRS announced that a critical two-year segment of Lois Lerner’s emails were lost in a hard drive crash. Conveniently, these emails perfectly corresponded with the time when Tea Party groups were being targeted for extra scrutiny and possible criminal prosecution.

Since the IRS is a government agency, many reasonable people were convinced there had to be other places to look for records. Especially since the IRS expects us to live like hoarders, meticulously keeping every receipt to avoid running afoul of their agency. Now, five months later, the IRS admits that it still hasn’t searched any of its backup systems.

By Howie at 11:04 AM | Comments |

Where's Rusty?

Is that a chainsaw in your pants or are you just happy to see Vinnie?


By Howie at 10:45 AM | Comments |

Your Tax Dollars at Work

Inciting the murder of Jews.

Even Israel admits the reason that Jewish and Christian access or prayer on the Temple Mount is limited or forbidden because of Muslim's hatred for Jews.

I mean you have to limit the freedom of everyone else because you don't want to rile up Islamic hatred.

al-Aqsa is Islam's last symbol of dominance over Zion. Its Islam's racism that forbids the "lesser" second class Kuffar from praying or visiting theTemple Mount.

By Howie at 10:27 AM | Comments |

Jawas Are Not Surprised That Turks Are Assholes

Our "I will cut UR Neck" Fatwa and others come from comments posted on Jawa Report from Turkey.


In fact there are so many terrorist supporters in Turkey that we eventually had to ban the entire nation because of Turkish DDOS attacks in revenge for telling the truth about Islamic Terrorists.

Allowing Turkey into NATO or the EU is like letting a fox into the hen house.

Update: Yup.

etained policemen standing trial on charges of wiretapping have claimed that they were prevented from putting suspects linked to the al-Qaeda terrorist organization and other groups affiliated with the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant (ISIL) under close surveillance.
The defense testimony of the policemen was heard at the 9th İzmir High Criminal Court, where 32 police officers are standing trial after they were detained in a number of provinces across Turkey on Aug. 19 on accusations of illegal wiretapping.

Of those 32, 11 were placed under arrest in İzmir. Among those arrested include former Batman Police Chief Hasan Ali Okan. Most of the officers detained were involved in a tender-rigging investigation in İzmir as well as in an investigation into an espionage ring allegedly involving members of the military.

Muhammed Suad Çelen, one of the policemen who delivered his defense statement, said all the wiretapping activities were conducted legally and with a court decision, adding that there was no way the policemen could have benefited from the wiretapping.

... Çelen's lawyer, Ali Aksoy, said the primary reason for the trial is his client's investigation of ISIL. He added that the intelligence unit chief blocked him from conducting work to expose ISIL militants.

By Howie at 09:15 AM | Comments |

What Obama Really Thinks of You

Fire Andrea Mitchell

Megyn Kelly on the Kelly File revealed a second video of ObamaCARE architect Jonathan Gruber calling the American voters stupid. This video is from October of last year and could have also been used in the mid-term elections this, but for whatever reason wasn’t. Here is the second video of Jonathan Gruber calling the American voter stupid. If you want to skip ahead in this video of Megyn Kelly’s earlier discussion, right the Gruber’s remarks, go to 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

I saw Mr. Gruber's MSNBC interview and all I can say is, Filed under Assmaggots.

Update: Johnathan Gruber thinks that "exploiting the lack of economic understanding of the American voter" is very clever politics.

At least this time we aren't stupid American voters. After a first video of Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber, talking about the bill being vague to fool stupid American Voters. And a second video outed last night by Megyn Kelly, below is video #3. This one from a speech at the University of Rhode Island in November 2012. This time he talks about then Senator, now Secretary of State John Kerry helping him take advantage of the economically unsophisticated American voter.

Which is why a Jury of American voters would probably send him to the gallows if they ever knew the truth. That the SUPPORTERS of Obamacare were intentionally misled, sold a bill of goods. That would neither help them nor anyone else.

Because the truth is that even though Mr. Gruber claims that if you get hit by a car you can go bankrupt, well no you can sue the driver. But even after Obamacare, even after you pay more, even after your subsidy, even after yout Obamacare plan pays you can still be bankrupt.

And the "evil insurance companies" still get theirs while you get the shaft.

So very clever.

As if filing bankruptcy and letting the provider claim the loss was a "worse" system.

Yes it was worse, because the healthcare system that sucked uop 18 percent of the economy will get just what they demanded from Obama to drop their opposition to Obamacare. Now they will get even more than 18% of the GDP and will get to keep more of that 18%. Obama sold you out to the healthcare industry and lied to YOU, telling you you would benefit when the only benefit was to the industry his wife Michelle worked in.

By Howie at 08:57 AM | Comments |

Feel Good Video of the Day

Kurdish forces handing the Islamic State of Losers its ass.


By Howie at 08:19 AM | Comments |

Chicago Boasts 4 of 10 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in America

Of course its not the people living there, its the guns' fault /sarcasm.

Chicago also boasts long standing Democrat rule with Cook county being the only county in the state that went for Democrat Governor Pat Quinn. Not to mention the most restrictive firearms laws in the nation.

When you think of Obama's mission its to do to America what the Democrats have done for Chicago.

Um yeah.

By Howie at 08:16 AM | Comments |

November 11, 2014

Sandcrawler PSA: Reach Out Reach And Insult Someone

Reach out reach out and just say Hi.

Jawa I-Insult® comments are back up, sorry about that.

By Howie at 10:59 PM | Comments |

A Jawas Veterans Day 2014

So it was this spring on a Sunday morning I knocked on my hero's door.

A few days earlier we had sat together, talking as we always had. He asking to stay just a little longer, me having to go too soon again. A familiar dance we all know.

He said he loved me, which we seldom felt the need to say. I said it back and promised emphatically that I'd be back Sunday. We exchanged a look that we both knew his failing heart might not make it even those few days. But we smiled at each other anyway, hugged and carried on, just like he'd shown me how to do.

When I arrived on Sunday, the door was still closed, the dog barking. Grandma having passed a few years back. I knew the jig was up.

I looked over and steadied the eldest of the now fourth generation with me. These things happen. And I made the calls to his daughters.

The aunts came, disarmed the Jack Russel terrier for the coroner.

A few days later I jumped in my chair at the sound of the 21 gun salute for my WWII veteran.

I've heard many shots, but none like those. They handed my mother the flag. And the long struggle was finished.

Because they are not responsible just for our freedom. It was so much more that the greatest of men gave us. All of us. For those of you who knew them I need not say another word. You already know.

So today I spent mostly muted, grateful and missing him.

So please Vets, pardon me for not getting this post earlier.

And thanks for your service, and thanks to the men, now all passed, who not only became his brothers but made sure our vet made it back to us.

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RIP Short Man. 40th Division, 108th Infantry, 251st Station Hospital.

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You are sorely missed. Today and every day.

By Howie at 09:19 PM | Comments |

Jawas Are Nice....

No, you're not. You're....

But you like us because we ARE scoundrels.


By Howie at 05:20 PM | Comments |

Unknown Number of Swiss Muslims Going Strait To Hell

So what happens if Muslims accidentally consume 3.1 metric tons of pork?

The butcher has reportedly sold 3.1 tons of pork making his customers believe that the meat is Halal, according to the Swiss version of 20Minutes, which revealed this scandal.

In a routine control of food security, an inspector noticed that the meat presented for sale didn’t look like calf, as the tag claimed.

The manager of the butchery was sentenced to 6 months in jail and a fine 18,000 Swiss francs (about $18,680) “for fraud and misrepresentation.”

“If customers had known it was pork, they would not have bought it because Islam forbids the consumption of this type of meat,” says the prosecutor handling the case.

There is just no way Allah is letting in 3.1 metric tons of pork, especially to a bunch of Jesus deniers.

By Howie at 03:40 PM | Comments |

Police To Treat Muslims Who Attacked UK Veteran as Simple Robbery Not Hate Crime

All crimes in the UK are hate crimes unless the victim is a decorated veteran, then its just Asian Youths being Asian Youths.

An elderly former soldier had his regimental beret and medals ripped off him by a gang of youths as he walked to a cenotaph to honour his fallen comrades on Remembrance Sunday.

Police are investigating after army veteran George Gill, 70, was pounced on by thugs as he strolled through his local park in his full dress uniform.

The former sergeant with 1st Battalion Duke of Wellington Regiment was left traumatised with cuts to his lip as the Asian youths fled laughing with their ‘trophies’.

Mr Gill described the mocking gang tearing at his beret, replete with regimental cap bade, as “like a pack of dogs would a piece of meat” before running off laughing.

Mr Gill said that the gang “ran off laughing and joking” out of the park near the bowling green, before he realised his medals were also missing.

“My poppy had been ragged at but they had not managed to steal that,” he said.

“My lip was cut and I was shaken. I can only think I was targeted because of what I was wearing because it was not a mugging or robbery, because I had £200 in cash on me and they didn’t take that or ask for money.”…

Racist little bastards heads should be on a pike.

Because sometimes you have to speak to people in the only language they understand.

By Howie at 03:10 PM | Comments |

Meanwhile in Obama's New Libya

BBC:

he three, who had relayed information about the city through social media, had been kidnapped earlier this month.

Several Islamist groups are competing for control of the city, with some militants recently declaring allegiance to Islamic State.

Libya has been in a state of flux since Col Gaddafi was overthrown in 2011, with disparate tribes, militias and political factions fighting for power.Hat Tip :Blogs of War.

By Howie at 02:34 PM | Comments |

Iraqi Woman Requests Assylum

ABCNews7:

SAN JOSE, Calif. (KGO) -- A woman escaped from the grits of ISIS terrorist in the Middle East and is making a plea to the United States to be her permanent home. In a story you'll only see on ABC7 News, we get an inside look as she explains how ISIS is making life unbearable for Christians in her country.

Because the woman's husband is still living in Iraq, we will protect her identity and call her Shoshan.

Shoshan made her case before an asylum officer in San Francisco Monday morning.

Members of the Bay Area religious community are standing up to ISIS, the militant Islamic group that has terrorized Christians in Iraq and Syria.

Church members are sending relief supplies and are also helping refugees to seek asylum.

Shoshan is an expecting mother and is among the estimated quarter-million Christians facing persecution in Iraq at the hands of ISIS militants.

We MUST grant her Assylum and if her husband can be found bring the whole family.

The US needs to take a portion of these refugees.

By Howie at 09:22 AM | Comments |

November 10, 2014

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is Dead! (update: Not Alive Yet Not Dead... Yet)


That translates as:

Statement # # # Dolh_alkhlavh_alasalamah important wed # martyrdom caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi # # # Albgdada_bzma_allah Massh_alaatsam
Hammer time!

Hat Tip: Adrian.

Update: Stop the Music. Iraqnews retracts, but....

There's a whole pile of ISIS martyrs. And no proof of life for Baghdadi, In fact there is evidence they are hiding either his death or his status.

See this deleted tweet.

So I'll take that any day.

Carry on.


By Howie at 10:47 PM | Comments |

Ministry of Trolls: Soulless Gingers Still Seeking Justice


Some memes are immortal, let this be one of them.

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By Howie at 09:35 PM | Comments |

Nigerian Islamists Murder 50 School Kids for being the Wrong Kind of School Kids

The sin of these particular victims of mass murder? Two theories: they were in school, and remember that Boko Haram means, literally, Western education is forbidden; b) the kids were Shia -- ie, the wrong kind of Muslim.

Or maybe it was a combination of both? The perfect storm of Shia kids getting a Western education:

A suicide bomber disguised as a student detonated a bomb at a boarding school in northern Nigeria on Monday morning, killing nearly 50 boys who were between 10 and 20 years old, officials and witnesses said.

The bomber was wearing a school uniform when he appeared at the morning assembly at the Government Senior Science Secondary School in Potiskum, according to Mohammed Abubakar, a local journalist who had just returned from the scene of the bombing. When the school prefect asked the bomber why he was not wearing the school’s badge, he knelt down and detonated the bomb, Mr. Abubakar said.

After reading the entire NY Times story I just noticed that they never once mention that the town this happened in is a Shia enclave whereas Boko Haram is a Sunni organization. I saw the Shia connection on the BBC coverage of this. Is there some sort of agenda here that the MSM doesn't want us to see here that I'm not comprehending? Or is it just general MSM ignorance?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:46 PM | Comments |

Today Jawa Report Picks on Assad

You know I'm not too thrilled about the alternatives to Assad, on the one had you have al-Qaeda and on the other worse than al-Qaeda.

But here are Assad's forces directly targeting children. Assad is bad guy, unfortunately the choices Syria don't include good.

*The video is remarkable because that kid is one brave little SOB.

*Some question how the boy gets hit in a cloud of smoke then gets up, suggesting its "fake" I'm not sure what to think of it at this point.

By Howie at 01:08 PM | Comments |

Good Gun Control: No Really Grasshopper

Sid is a little miffed that the state of California took his second amendment rights.

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So who is at fault, I mean it can't be Sid's fault right.

Da Juice!

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Man that dude sure does stir up the fitna.

OK so I'm kind of glad that Sid can't purchase a firearm. Also that his Kung Fu is not strong.

So ya'll keep an eye our for Sid, because if even Abdul Rahman thinks you're um a bit nutty, that says it all.

LOL and ya'll thought Adam has "issues"? Adam tried to talk him down, but I think Sid was scared off by the White Kracka Muslim hanging with the Popo.

By Howie at 10:58 AM | Comments |

Kids Daddy Won't Be Coming Home

Because he cared more about getting 27 whores and a river of wine than he did for his own children.

Just days after a suicide-bombing attack in Iraq left eight dead and 15 wounded, messages on social media sites revealed who the bomber might have been - and that it could have been a Derby dad.

Kabir Ahmed, formerly of Madeley Street, Normanton fled to fight for the terrorist group Islamic State, or IS, around a year ago.


But don't worry girls you'll always have Daddy's tweets and also this video of him.

And girls stay in school and mind your spelling, because you don't want to end up looking like a moron who ended up as a greasy spot while trying to murder Muslims who he thought were the wrong kind of Muslims.

By Howie at 10:21 AM | Comments |

Hope! Change! Islamic State Created to Test the Faithful

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

ISIS fighters killed by workplace violence and poisoned couscous, but mostly poisoned couscous.
Revolutionaries posing as cooks infiltrated an ISIS camp and poisoned meals in a bid to kill as many fighters as they could.

Sources in the Syrian Free Army said a dozen Islamic State militants perished after eating a contaminated lunch at the Fath El-Sahel camp, where 1,200 are based.

The rebels who hatched the plot were a group of defected Syrian soldiers who are fighting to overthrow President Bashar al-Assad.

The Times of Iraq reported that witnesses said around a dozen were killed and 15 transferred to nearby field hospitals.

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Shai Hulud!

By Howie at 08:58 AM | Comments |

November 08, 2014

US Strikes Kill 100 ISIS Leaders and Soldiers in Airstrikes Near Mosul and al-Qaim

So like airstrikes have no effect. But they do work very well on ISIS parades! LOL.

(Reuters) - U.S. air strikes destroyed an Islamic State convoy near the Iraqi city of Mosul but U.S. officials said on Saturday it was unclear whether the group's top commander Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had been in any of the 10 targeted vehicles.

Colonel Patrick Ryder, a Central Command spokesman, said the U.S. military had reason to believe that the convoy was carrying leaders of Islamic State, an al Qaeda offshoot which controls large chunks of Iraq and Syria.

The convoy consisted of 10 Islamic State armed trucks.

"I can confirm that coalition aircraft did conduct a series of air strikes yesterday evening in Iraq against what was assessed to be a gathering of ISIL leaders near Mosul," said Ryder, using another name for Islamic State.

"We cannot confirm if ISIL leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was among those present."

A Mosul morgue official said 50 bodies of Islamic State militants were brought to the facility after the air strike.

50 down 50 more to go.Also Friday, U.S. warplanes struck several targets in Iraq’s western Anbar province, Ryder said. The strikes, near al-Qaim at the Syrian border, destroyed an Islamic State vehicle and several checkpoints, he said.

On Saturday, Iraqi government officials and tribal chiefs in Anbar reported fresh U.S. airstrikes near al-Qaim that they said also targeted and killed some of Baghdadi’s top aides. The raids could not be confirmed.Chatter on social media tends to confirm the strikes hit the intended targets.

With faux outrage over civilians and reports of martyrs circulating. There is also indications that possibly there is a communications blackout possibly by ISIS or a cyber move as some reports are coming back "suspended" on twitter in minutes.


We'll find out as the fog clears but it appears to have been a very bad day for ISIS. So lets dance!


By Howie at 08:23 PM | Comments |

War Porn! What's Worse Than a Titty Twister?

Yup that is totally worse.

By Howie at 06:22 PM | Comments |

Imperial Stormtroopers Deploy to Ferguson


By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

November 07, 2014

Phoenix ISIS Supporter Begging for Hot Federal Pound-Me-In-The-A** Action

I'd say this guy is putting us on, but we've seen clowns like this before announcing on the internet that they support terrorists. Most of them are in jail. Or dead.

This guy one ups the usual eHadi, and is taking his antics live. Apparently leaving ISIS propaganda throughout the greater Phoenix area. And taking pictures with the local police.

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And he's already on the police radar:

An internal memo sent within the ranks of the Phoenix Police Department is talking about ISIS, the same terror group that's trying to take over parts of the Middle East.

The internal bulletin indicates someone is leaving ISIS propaganda nearby and posting about it on the web.

Also, here is his theory on why washing will help keep the Djin away. And why the "false Jews" are so bad, natch. You'll want to plug your ears when he sings. Let's just say he's no Omar Hammami.

Here's his twitter account: https://twitter.com/BakerBahgdadi
And his YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUkuaMmZvmwzJv5rR8PgXjw

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:56 AM | Comments |

ISIS Training Children For Jihad

I for one am totally 100% not shocked.

Instead of archery and merit badges of Cub Scouts, these boys learn how to clean, disassemble and shoot machine guns. While their peers in the U.S. build campfires, ISIS' diminutive devotees go from Quranic recitation drills to the front line of battle.

“They teach them how to use AK-47s,” one Iraqi security official told NBC News on condition of anonymity. “They use dolls to teach them how to behead people, then they make them watch a beheading, and sometimes they force them to carry the heads in order to cast the fear away from their hearts."

Some graduates of the camps are used as human shields and suicide bombers. Other wee warriors man checkpoints, hoist heavy weapons and act as enforcers.

..."It's being done for the same reasons that Hitler had the Hitler Youth," explained Charlie Winter, of the Quilliam Foundation, a London-based anti-extremist think tank. "That's effectively what we're seeing here — military training and ideological training."

The potent blend of military training with ideology is especially dangerous for impressionable minds, which is exactly why ISIS is targeting the young.

"There's no term better suited to it than brainwashing," Winter said. "These children won't have any point of reference other than jihadism so the ideology will be a lot more firm in their heads and a lot more difficult to dislodge."

But you can be sure that when these children inevitably get killed or wounded on the battlefield ISIS will point its finger and accuse whichever enemy it has on hand of "killing innocent Muslim children".

When they placed those children in harms way to start with.

Its sad really, the entire Syrian conflict has used children in the most horrid and cynical manner.

Hat Tip: Red.

By Howie at 11:27 AM | Comments |

November 06, 2014

Attn: Twitter User @JunudAlFida

https://twitter.com/JunudAlFida/status/530371071640633345

SubhanAllah brother Abu Abdullah alBritani got shahadah from a airstrike. Your time is coming ya united shayateen of America n ur lil frends
— أبو المثنى جند الله (@JunudAlFida) November 6, 2014 - See more at: http://jawa.mu.nu/#sthash.L9pogyYa.dpuf
STFU!

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That's better.


By Howie at 07:48 PM | Comments |

Taliban Webmaster When Muslims F*ck Cows it Demonstrates Islam's Dominance Over Infidels

No I'm not kidding.


Well that didn't go quite as I expected. I mean I expected something like Zionist lies. Instead the Taliban owned it.

By Howie at 04:07 PM | Comments |

Yes Virginia Providing Material Support to ISIS Media Wing al-Fuqan is a Crime

The Local:

Spanish police on Thursday have arrested at least ten people on charges of glorifying terrorism and denigrating its victims on social media platforms including Facebook and Twitter.

Those arrested included people who had posted online messages sympathizing with groups including the Basque terrorist group Eta, Al Qaeda and the now disbanded left-wing, Catalan nationalist group Terra Lliure, Spain's El Mundo newspaper reported.

The arrests in locations across the country are the second stage of Operation Spider — Spain's first dedicated operation against cyberterrorism — with the first phase in April netting 21 arrests.

The issue of abusive online political message came to the fore in Spain in the wake of the murder of Isabel Carrasco, a politician with Spain's ruling Popular Party, in May.

Shortly after the killing, a 19-year-old Spanish man was arrested for sending out threatening tweets authorities believed were an attempt to justify her murder.

"Put them (the politicians) in a row, or side by side, and give me an AK-47 (machine gun) and you'll see how I get rid of these fascists," the young man allegedly tweeted.

"Damn that's how you do it. Let's kill all of them," the man from Spain's Valencia region wrote in another tweet.

Hat Tip: El Grillo.

By Howie at 02:22 PM | Comments |

Elvis Has

*Left the building.

*Jawa Report has known all this for quite some time. We've elected not to run it up to this point for the safety of Adam and his family, especially for his wife's family.

But his Opsec and her narcissism is so bad it was just a matter of time. I'm surprised no MSMs had run it already. So knowing this information please be aware that there is no need to go and act the fool. Personally I like Adam, there is no lying in him. If "bad things" happen, you will answer to LE just like everyone else.

By Howie at 01:00 PM | Comments |

Bask Jawas Bask

Liberal tears make your skin soft, supple and younger looking.


By Howie at 12:33 PM | Comments |

Dreams

Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof.

A retired U.S. Marine who stood guard at Canada’s National War Memorial last week to honor fallen Cpl. Nathan Cirillo says he has been receiving threatening phone calls ever since.

Maj. Fox Sinke, a dual Canadian-American citizen, donned his Marine uniform and sword and went to the memorial to stand guard Friday after Cpl. Cirillo was shot and killed there Oct. 22, the Marine Corps Times reported.

Maj. Sinke said he received at least two phone calls on Tuesday from Arabic speakers who screamed at him and hung up.

“The only words I recognized were ‘kill you,’ because I’ve heard them before,” he told the Times.

I was kind of hoping that one of those scum-of-the-earth radicals would show up and take me on because, to tell you the truth, I have always dreamed of being able to confront an evil-doer and run him through with this damn sword.

By Howie at 12:15 PM | Comments |

Even More Imperial Good News! Khorasan Group Gets Droned


A U.S. airstrike in Syria appears to have killed a key French jihadist who is part of the militant Khorasan Group, a U.S. defense official said Thursday.

The strike happened overnight Wednesday near Idlib, according to the official, who has access to the latest information about the strikes.

The U.S. fired at a vehicle it believes carried David Drugeon, a skilled bomb-maker in his 20s who also has ties to core al Qaeda members in Pakistan.

Double your pleasure!


I'm not sure who that doofus is but he's Dead Jim!

Update: Threefer!


You knew we scored they they started complaining about "civilians"


Civilians? What civilians?

U.S. military forces conducted airstrikes last night against five Khorasan Group targets in the vicinity of Sarmada, Syria, using bomber, fighter and remotely piloted aircraft. All aircraft exited the strike areas safely.

We are still assessing the outcome of the attack, but have initial indications that it resulted in the intended effects by striking terrorists and destroying or severely damaging several Khorasan Group vehicles and buildings assessed to be meeting and staging areas, IED-making facilities and training facilities. These strikes were undertaken only by U.S. assets.

The Khorasan Group is a term used to refer to a network of Nusrah Front and al-Qa'ida core extremists who share a history of training operatives, facilitating fighters and money, and planning attacks against U.S. and Western targets. These strikes were not in response to the Nusrah Front's clashes with the Syrian moderate opposition, and they did not target the Nusrah Front as a whole. They were directed at the Khorasan Group whose focus is not on overthrowing the Asad regime or helping the Syrian people. These al-Qa'ida operatives are taking advantage of the Syrian conflict to advance attacks against Western interests.

This network was plotting to attack in Europe or the homeland, and we took decisive action to protect our interests and remove their capability to act. We will continue to take any action necessary to disrupt attack plotting against U.S. interests.

Source Centcom.



By Howie at 11:40 AM | Comments |

Imperial Good News: Abu Abdullah al-Britani Dies in US Airstrike

Conservative Tribune:

Chalk up another win for the good guys. Recently, a British man who joined the Islamic State and often bragged about beheading Americans was reportedly killed on the ground inside Syria, according to Shiraz Maher of the International Centre for the Study of Radicalisation and Political Violence.

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In the linked video William Hasmo Clinic's(on left) pal mocked US forces,
Saying to "bring them"
Well we brought them. LOL

A misguided young man by the name of William Hasmo Clinic who decided to convert to radical Islam and of course renamed himself Abu Abdullah al-Britani, was seen many times in online videos enthusiastically speaking about the death of of the West and how the Islamic state will “take their weaponry as booty and these people will die. You cannot come into Iraq and think that you will take it. No way. We are willing to lay down our blood on this soil.”

Al-Bratani did, in fact, lay down his blood on their soil, as he was killed while fighting for the women’s repression, statism, and senseless violence that is radical Islam.

Just keep talking sh*t ISIS just keep talking.


We'll be more than happy to feed those words back to you.

By Howie at 11:18 AM | Comments |

Muslims Desecrate Hindus' Most Holy Animal

A couple Talibs got the crap kicked out of them when villagers caught them having sex with a cow.

A group of Taliban militants were captured by local residents in northeastern Badakhshan province while they were having sex with a cow.

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According to local security officials, the militants were caught by villagers of Farghmanj in Jorm district on Monday.

The officials furhter added that the militants were initially disarmed by villagers and were then beaten.

Deputy provincial governor Gul Mohammad Bidar said they are aware of the incident involving a number of Taliban militants sexually abusing cows.
He said the local residents have launched a demonstration agains the Taliban militants for committing such a shameful act.

According to Bidar, the two militants have managed to flee the area and have gone to another place under the control of Taliban militants.

I guess all the goats were busy.

By Howie at 10:41 AM | Comments |

University of Arizona's Anti American Terrorists Coddling Professor

One can only hope someone drops a book during a lecture attended by a former Vietnam vet nicknamed Tree.

An Arizona college instructor charged that American soldiers are anti-Muslim rapists who pose "a greater threat" to world peace than ISIS, and says he leveled the charge to make the U.S. "stronger and better."

University of Arizona instructor Musa al-Gharbi, who also is an academic affiliate at the university’s Southwest Initiative for the Study of Middle East Conflicts, made the comments in a column penned for the online forum TruthOut, and defended them when reached by The Washington Free Beacon. He called Americans "hypocritical" for expressing moral outrage at the Islamic State, which has raped, murdered and beheaded thousands of Muslims and Christians in its quest to establish a Muslim caliphate in Syria and Iraq.

Al-Gharbi claimed that the isolated instances of U.S. soldiers committing atrocities including rape, for which they face court-martial and imprisonment if found guilty, are on a level with the widespread and systematic brutality of Islamic State radicals.


Yeah well f*ck you too Mr. Professor.

By Howie at 10:28 AM | Comments |

Mob of Pakistani Muslims Burn Christian Couple Alive for Demanding Their Wages

Pakistan, an infected boil on the rectum of human civilization.

PAKISTAN: A Christian couple’s legs broken, and burnt alive on fabricated charges of blasphemy by a Kiln Owner

ASIAN HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION — URGENT APPEALS PROGRAMME, November 5, 2014

Urgent Appeal Case: AHRC-UAC-147-2014
AHRC-UAC-147-2014

The Asian Human Rights Commission (AHRC) has received information about a horrifying incident of a Christian couple being burnt alive on charges of Blasphemy in Pakistan’s Punjab Province. According to information, the couples’ legs have been broken so that they cannot escape the burning. The young Christian couple has been severely beaten and were both thrown into burning kiln by an enraged mob of about 2000 to 3000. This large mob had been instigated by the owner of a kiln in Kasur District in the Punjab Province, where the Provincial Government permits any person, especially organized mobs to do as they please, with impunity to those religious minorities such as Christians, Ahmadi’s etc. This incident too has taken place with full police presence and connivance.

The incident had taken place at the time the couple had met the kiln owner to demand arrears in payments due to them – dues that amounted to about Rupees 500,000 for work done for over a period of several months. The kiln owner had charged them instead with blasphemy and instigated the mobs to break their legs and burn them alive, on allegations that the couple burnt pages from the Holy Quran.

CASE NARRATIVE:

According to the information received from the Women In Struggle for Empowerment (WISE), Life for All Pakistanis, and other media sources, on 4th November 2014, a Christian couple, Mr. Shahzad Masih, 32 years of age and his wife Mrs. Shama of 30 years, had requested that they be paid monies due to them amounting to about Pakistan Rupees 500,000 from Mr. Yousuf Gujjar, a Kiln owner in the area. A couple of days earlier on 2nd November 2014, the couple who worked in the clay-baking factory, were kidnapped and held hostage for two days inside the factory premise. On 4th 4 November morning at around 7.00 a.m. the couple had been dragged out by the mobs, beaten till their legs were broken and then shoved into the brick kiln. Reports revealed that the Shama, was pregnant at the time.

The couple had been agitating for months, and had wanted to leave the Kiln taking with them their three young children since the Kiln Owner Yousuf Gujjar was not paying their wages. He had in turn demanded Pakistan Rupees 500,000 from the couple if they want to quit their jobs at the kiln.

According to Sardar Mushtaq Gill, a lawyer and human rights defender who visited the scene of the crime, the alleged charges of blasphemy was laid upon them due to an incident following the death of Shahzad’s father a few days earlier. Shama while cleaning her father-in-law’s house, had burnt some personal belongings which included papers , books, etc,. A Muslim man, a passerby seeing Shama disposing of the papers, etc, had spread the word in the village that she was burning pages of the Holy Quran. Upon this instigation a mob of around 100 enraged people had attacked the couple and taken them hostage which ended in them being executed on the 4th November 2014.

Sarfraz, a cousin of the Shahzad, has stated that “Two days ago, after an exchange of words with Yousuf, the owner of the kiln, he had locked the couple along with their children in a room,”. After two local Mosques announced the alleged blasphemy, “a large number of Muslims led by area clerics reached the kiln and dragged the couple out of the room after forcibly breaking in. The mob had first tortured them, broken their legs and then thrown them in the kiln.

According to the information received, as the Christian couple were pleading and protesting their innocence, the mob was shouting “Allah hu Akbar,” (Allah is great) “death to blasphemers,” and “kill the infidel Christians”. Hearing these cries, Christian residents living nearby, had fled from their homes in fear of their lives. Media reports claim that it was the kiln owner who had instigated the nearby locality and Mosque leaders calling on them to punish the couple for blasphemy. The Mosque leaders used loudspeakers to call to the mob to gather and punish the alleged blasphemers. It is also reported that before throwing the couple in the furnace, the mob had also broken their legs so that they could not be able to run away.

On the day of incident the kiln owner detained them in a room for allegedly desecrating the Holy Quran and had gathered the villagers and informed them about the alleged desecration of the Holy Quran. An activists who had visited the site, following the incident had said that only a few bones and hair were found at the site. Reports also revealed that around two dozen police officers were present and did nothing to stop this heinous crime. A report published in Pakistan Today said that the couple had three children and Ms. Shama was pregnant with her fourth child.

According to activists and rights based organisations the owner of the kiln had been involved in creating a hostile environment against the Christian couple for some time since the couple were demanding their dues, and these demands were drawing the attention of other workers to the sheer lack of any labour rights in the factory. The kiln owner had even appointed several of his supporters to watch the activities of the couple for some time so that they can be punished on any blasphemy charges.

The District police are now in attempts to shift the blame of the killing the couple to the local people in an effort to save the skin of the brick kiln owner – who has close contacts with the police officers of the District. The District Police Officer (DPO) Kasur, Jawad Qamar said that it was Muhammad Irfan a worker at the kiln who spread the news of the couple burning the pages of the Quran and that the informant should be punished for the instigation of the mob – that eventually killed the couple.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:

Pakistan’s brick kiln workers are highly discriminated and a vulnerable community; mostly debt bonded and often subject to harsh practices, and work in slave like conditions at these kilns. There are estimated 4.5 million bonded brick kiln labourers in Pakistan.

Blasphemy is a hugely sensitive issue in Muslim dominated Pakistan, with even unproven allegations often prompting mob violence. Anyone convicted, or even just accused, of insulting Islam, risks a violent and bloody death at the hands of fanatics and unruly mobs.

A Christian woman Asia Bibi has been on death row since November 2010 after she was found guilty of making derogatory remarks about Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) during an argument with a Muslim woman.

Minorities are particularly impacted by the blasphemy law. Firstly, they are disproportionately targeted as compared to their actual representation in the population. Secondly, when any one of them is accused, the entire community is made to suffer, as illustrated by the mob violence. In fact, the desire to grab land or settle personal scores often underlies blasphemy allegations.

According to the Daily Dawn, an estimated number of 1,274 people have been charged under the stringent blasphemy laws of Pakistan between 1986, from when they were included in the Constitution by General Zia ul Haq, in 2010.

Pakistan’s Penal Code Section dates back to pre-partition India when it was introduced in 1860. Section 295, better known as the Blasphemy Law, deals with religious offences and was meant to prevent religious violence. Prior to 1986, only 14 cases pertaining to blasphemy were reported.

The blasphemy laws include a death penalty for the defamation of the Holy Prophet and life imprisonment for the desecration of the Holy Quran.

According to sources, 51 people accused of blasphemy were murdered before their respective trials were over.

SUGGESTED ACTION:

Please write the letters to the authorities calling them to initiate immediate inquiry in to the killing of two innocent Christians, (the husband and wife) on the fictitious charges of Blasphemy. The government of Pakistan must abolish the Blasphemy law particularly its clause B and C which are grossly misused with the motive to punish the people from religious minority groups. Please urge them to immediately arrest Yousuf Gujjar, the owner of the kiln, Mr. Javed Qamar, the Districy Police Officer of Kasur, Punjab, the Mosque leaders of the Koy Radha Kishan in the Kasur District on the charges of murder and lynching. The government of Punjab must protect and provide the best possible care to the children of the deceased couple.

The AHRC will write a separate letter to the UN Special Rapporteur on the Question of Religious minorities calling for his intervention into this matter.

To support this appeal, please click here:

SAMPLE LETTER:

Dear ………………..,

PAKISTAN: A Christian couple’s legs broken, and burnt alive on fabricated charges of blasphemy by a Kiln Owner

Name of victim:

1.Mr. Shahzad Masih 32, resident of Chak 59, a village near Kot Radha Kishan in Kasur District, Punjab

2. Mrs Shama 30 wife of Shahzad Masih, resident of Chak 59, a village near Kot Radha Kishan in Kasur District, Punjab

Names of alleged perpetrators:

Mr. Yousuf Gujjar, owner pf the brick kiln, Chak 59, a village near Kot Radha Kishan in Kasur District, Punjab

Mr. Jawad Qamar the District Police Officer (DPO) Kasur, Punjab,

Date of incident: Kot Radha Kishan, Kasur District, Punjab

Place of incident: November 4. 2014

I am writing to voice my deep concern regarding the barbaric and utterly horrifying incident of beating and burning alive of a Christian Couple on fictitious charges of Blasphemy. The government’s appeasement towards the religious leaders and failure to control the misuse of Blasphemy is creating a violent atmosphere in the country particularly in Punjab province which is compelling the members of religious minority groups to flee the country.

It is very shocking to me that in this incident not only the Mosque leaders and loudspeakers were used to punish the alleged blasphemers but also the police. The police are also becoming a part of Muslim fanaticism to taking sides with the extremist groups in Pakistan.

According to the information that I have received from the Women In Struggle for Empowerment (WISE), Life for All Pakistanis, and other media sources, on 4th November 2014, a Christian couple, Mr. Shahzad Masih, 32 years of age and his wife Mrs. Shama of 30 years, had requested that they be paid monies due to them amounting to about Pakistan Rupees 500,000 from Mr. Yousuf Gujjar, a Kiln owner in the area. A couple of days earlier on 2nd November 2014, the couple who worked in the clay-baking factory, were kidnapped and held hostage for two days inside the factory premise. On 4th 4 November morning at around 7.00 a.m. the couple had been dragged out by the mobs, beaten till their legs were broken and then shoved into the brick kiln. Reports revealed that the Shama, was pregnant at the time.

The couple had been agitating for months, and had wanted to leave the Kiln taking with them their four young children since the Kiln Owner Yousuf Gujjar was not paying their wages. He had in turn demanded Pakistan Rupees 500,000 from the couple if they want to quit their jobs at the kiln.

According to Sardar Mushtaq Gill, a lawyer and human rights defender who visited the scene of the crime, the alleged charges of blasphemy was laid upon them due to an incident following the death of Shahzad’s father a few days earlier. Shama while cleaning her father-in-law’s house, had burnt some personal belongings which included papers , books, etc,. A Muslim man, a passerby seeing Shama disposing of the papers, etc,. had spread the word in the village that she was burning pages of the Holy Quran. Upon this instigation a mob of around 100 enraged people had attacked the couple and taken them hostage which ended in them being executed on the 4th November 2014.

Sarfraz, a cousin of the Shahzad, has stated that “Two days ago, after an exchange of words with Yousuf, the owner of the kiln, he had locked the couple along with their children in a room,”. After two local Mosques announced the alleged blasphemy, “a large number of Muslims led by area clerics reached the kiln and dragged the couple out of the room after forcibly breaking in. The mob had first tortured them, broken their legs and then thrown them in the kiln.

As the Christian couple were pleading and protesting their innocence, the mob was shouting “Allah hu Akbar,” (Allah is great) “death to blasphemers,” and “kill the infidel Christians”. Hearing these cries, Christian residents living nearby, had fled from their homes in fear of their lives. Media reports claim that it was the kiln owner who had instigated the nearby locality and Mosque leaders calling on them to punish the couple for blasphemy. The Mosque leaders used loudspeakers to call to the mob to gather and punish the alleged blasphemers. It is also reported that before throwing the couple in the furnace, the mob had also broken their legs so that they could not be able to run away.

On the day of incident the kiln owner detained them in a room for allegedly desecrating the Holy Quran and had gathered the villagers and informed them about the alleged desecration of the Holy Quran. An activists who had visited the site, following the incident had said that only a few bones and hair were found at the site. Reports also revealed that around two dozen police officers were present and did nothing to stop this heinous crime. A report published in Pakistan Today said that the couple had three children and Ms. Shama was pregnant with her fourth child.

According to activists and rights based organisations the owner of the kiln had been involved in creating a hostile environment against the Christian couple for some time since the couple were demanding their dues, and these demands were drawing the attention of other workers to the sheer lack of any labour rights in the factory. The kiln owner had even appointed several of his supporters to watch the activities of the couple for some time so that they can be punished on any blasphemy charges.

The District police are now in attempts to shift the blame of the killing the couple to the local people in an effort to save the skin of the brick kiln owner – who has close contacts with the police officers of the District. The District Police Officer (DPO) Kasur, Jawad Qamar said that it was Muhammad Irfan a worker at the kiln who spread the news of the couple burning the pages of the Quran and that the informant should be punished for the instigation of the mob – that eventually killed the couple.

Pakistan’s brick kiln workers are highly discriminated and a vulnerable community; mostly debt bonded and often subject to harsh practices, and work in slave like conditions at these kilns. There are estimated 4.5 million bonded brick kiln labourers in Pakistan.

Blasphemy is a hugely sensitive issue in Muslim dominated Pakistan, with even unproven allegations often prompting mob violence. Anyone convicted, or even just accused, of insulting Islam, risks a violent and bloody death at the hands of fanatics and unruly mobs.

A Christian woman Asia Bibi has been on death row since November 2010 after she was found guilty of making derogatory remarks about Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) during an argument with a Muslim woman.

Minorities are particularly impacted by the blasphemy law. Firstly, they are disproportionately targeted as compared to their actual representation in the population. Secondly, when any one of them is accused, the entire community is made to suffer, as illustrated by the mob violence. In fact, the desire to grab land or settle personal scores often underlies blasphemy allegations.

According to the Daily Dawn, an estimated number of 1,274 people have been charged under the stringent blasphemy laws of Pakistan between 1986, from when they were included in the Constitution by General Zia ul Haq, in 2010.

Pakistan’s Penal Code Section dates back to pre-partition India when it was introduced in 1860. Section 295, better known as the Blasphemy Law, deals with religious offences and was meant to prevent religious violence. Prior to 1986, only 14 cases pertaining to blasphemy were reported.

The blasphemy laws include a death penalty for the defamation of the Holy Prophet and life imprisonment for the desecration of the Holy Quran.

According to sources, 51 people accused of blasphemy were murdered before their respective trials were over.

In view of the above, I call on your good offices to initiate an immediate inquiry in to the killing of the two innocent Christians, (the husband and wife) on the fictitious charges of Blasphemy. The government of Pakistan must abolish the Blasphemy law particularly its clause B and C which are grossly misused with the motive to punish the people from religious minority groups. I also earnestly urge you to immediately arrest Yousuf Gujjar, the owner of the kiln, Mr. Javed Qamar, the Districy Police Officer of Kasur, Punjab, the Mosque leaders of the Koy Radha Kishan in the Kasur District on the charges of abetting murder. I also call upon you to make arrangements to protect and provide the best possible care to the children of the deceased couple.

Yours sincerely,
……………….
PLEASE SEND YOUR LETTERS TO:

1.Mr. Mamnoon Hussain
President of Pakistan
President’s Secretariat
Islamabad
PAKISTAN
Fax: +92 51 9207458
Email: publicmail@president.gov.pk
2. Mr. Mian Nawaz Sharif
Prime Minister
Prime Minister House
Islamabad
PAKISTAN
Fax: +92 51 922 1596
E-mail: secretary@cabinet.gov.pk or pspm@pmsectt.gov.pk
3. Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan
Federal Minister for Interior
R Block, Pak Secretariat
Islamabad
PAKISTAN
Fax: +92 51 9202624
Email: interior.complaintcell@gmail.com or ministry.interior@gmail.com
4. Mr. Shahbaz Sharif
Chief Minister
Government of Punjab Province
Chief Minister’s Secretariat
5-Club Road, GOR-I, Lahore, Punjab
PAKISTAN
Fax: +92 42 99205065
Email: cmcomplaintcell@cmpunjab.gov.pk

5. Mr. Pervez Rashid
Federal Minister
Ministry of Law, Justice and Human Rights
4th Floor, Cabinet Block,
Pak. Secretariat,
Islamabad, Pakistan.
Fax:92-51-9206399

Email: webmaster@infopak.gov.pk, OR contact@molaw.gov.pk
6. Mr. Justice Tahir Shahbaz
Registrar of the Supreme Court of Pakistan
Constitution Avenue, Islamabad
PAKISTAN
Fax: +92 51 9213452
Email: mail@supremecourt.gov.pk

- See more at: http://pamelageller.com/2014/11/muslim-beat-torch-christian-couple.html/#sthash.CSgiKL5v.dpuf

By Howie at 08:46 AM | Comments |

Heartbreak 4Chan Killer David Kalac Reneges on Promised Suicide by Cop

Smoking Gun:

he grisly photos uploaded yesterday to 4chan show the body of murder victim Amber Lynn Schraw, a 30-year-old mother of four who was found dead in her Port Orchard, Washington home Tuesday afternoon.

Several photos of Schraw’s naked body were posted to 4chan about 35 minutes before she was discovered.

The POS, I mean er uh suspect had also promised...
“I bought a bb gun that looks realistic enough. When they come, I’ll pull it and it will be suicide by cop,”

Pussy.

By Howie at 08:29 AM | Comments |

November 05, 2014

Cheerleader and Boy

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Molly Shattuck

(Georgetown, Delaware) A 47-year-old mother of three and former NFL cheerleader, Molly Shattuck, has been accused of doing the nasty with a 15-year-old boy.

Shattuck has been indicted on counts of rape, unlawful sexual contact, and distributing alcohol to a minor. Shattuck pleaded not guilty in Sussex County Superior Court in Georgetown, Delaware.

Key to the investigation is what allegedly happened Labor Day weekend in Bethany Beach, Delaware, where Molly Shattuck, her kids and some of her kids' friends were staying in a rented beach house. The boy stayed over one night.

The documents say, "Sometime around 2 a.m. Sunday morning, they drove to a liquor store and (Molly) Shattuck purchased a 12-pack of Miller Lite and a 12-pack of Bud Light for them."

The younger kids were left home alone. Once back at the house, Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog and again in her bedroom.

The documents say "(the boy) described the undergarments (Molly) Shattuck was wearing when he entered her bedroom."

The documents say she allegedly performed oral sex on the boy and told him "if he wanted to have sex she would. The boy opted out. He decided to leave. At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back."

After arrest, Shattuck was released on $84,000 bail.

Tip: Howie

By Mr. E. Blogger at 07:06 PM | Comments |

Actually, This Guy Might Just Need Some Manscaping

They call it a mistake. I call it good advertising:

A Turkish company has inadvertently used an image of the imprisoned al-Qaeda official Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in an advert for a hair removal product, it's reported....

The cosmetics company used it alongside the caption: "That hair will not shed itself," The Daily Sabah website reports. But the company which created the advert is keen to point out he was chosen for his profuse body hair, not his terrorist activities. "We didn't know that he was a terrorist,"

Thanks to Hairless Phil.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:01 PM | Comments |

Thanks to All My Eses for Winning this One for the GOP

My plan, it worked. Thanks esés. Also, my homies.

Word.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:14 PM | Comments |

Great Moments in Trolling

Remember back in the day when after Inshallahshaheed's hosts refused to take down Samir Kahn's blog claiming free speech?

The FBI has released another set of documents on Samir Khan, the Charlotte, North Carolina man who blogged about jihad, went on to edit Al-Qaeda's official magazine Inspire, and was killed in a 2011 CIA drone strike in Yemen along with the radical preacher Anwar Al-Awlaki.
Then someone opened a blog in opposition to Samir's on that same platform, in the name of free speech of course, that was so offensive that Jihadis in the ME DDOS's Samir's host costing Samir his blog and his hosts $8000.

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Good times.

Inshallahshaheed (Samir Khan) Banned from Image Shack/Internet

By Howie at 09:00 AM | Comments |

November 04, 2014

The Official Jawa Report Election Reporting Desk (Update Rs Massively Mercilessly Stomp Ds!)

Keep up with the latest news here.

We're here to keep you informed.

And, unlike some people, I voted.

Update: The Ace of Spades HQ decision desk is up and running.

And why reinvent the wheel when those morons will do all the work for us.


Update II: If you've been having trouble loading our site.

We blame Ace. And The Juice.

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But mostly Ace.

Update: We got six! Now is the time at Jawa Report when we dance.

Update: Mercy Mercy.

2014 Illinois Governor Election Results

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No mercy.

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Loser Loser Loser!


The humanity!

By Vinnie at 07:16 PM | Comments |

The Home Depot Esse Option

So, captain*arizona claimed in the comments on that post I wrote about not being able to vote this year that the only illegals voting are the ones Rethuglicans pay to vote illegally to show that illegals can vote. And then to make matters worse, those illegal alien voters are then prosecuted by those same Rethuglicans who paid them to vote.

Which is kind of funny given the recent that study showed quite the opposite: when asked, 6.4 percent of non-citizen immigrants admitted to illegally casting a ballot in an election.

None of whom, to the best of my knowledge, admitted to doing so at the behest of an evil Republican conspiracy to pay them to vote and then to prosecute them for illegally voting.

But it does give me an idea. Maybe the best solution to my inability to vote this year is the most obvious one: pay an illegal to vote in my place!

It's win-win if you think about it. They need money, I need to cast a ballot. They don't have money now and I can't cast a ballot now. So, I pay them and they have money and I have voted by proxy!

Sure, none of this is legal. But legality is so hard to define these days. Don't think of it as illegal voting, think of it as undocumented voting.

Isn't postmodernism awesome? You simply redefine the meaning of everything you have a problem with and the suddenly *poof* like magic, all problems go away!

So, I'm off to the Home Depot. And if the price is right why, heck, I might be able to vote more than once! Don't think of it as voter fraud. Think of it as voter entrepreneurship!

Oh, and how do you say undocumented voting work in Spanish?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:29 AM | Comments |

November 03, 2014

Can Some Poor Loser Vote in My Place?

Hello all, it's me again, Rusty Shackleford. I blog here sometimes.

The reason I stopped blogging was that I was in the middle of a big career change and move. Many of the more devoted and long time readers know that from time to time I would post about my job that I kind of was having issues with.

The good news is that after years of trying I found a job elsewhere. The bad news is that when you're my age with the number of kids I have of the age they are that moving is not quite as easy as it was when I was younger with smaller kids. When kids get bigger they get more stuff. The other thing I didn't think through is that with each successively larger home I've been in we've successfully filled up each new square foot with more stuff.

In any event the move took a lot more time and energy than I had planned. But here I am, in my new dream home at my new dream job. You can all virtually pat me on the back now while I virtually drop to one knee, do that thing where you tap two fingers to your heart, then your lips, and then point upward in recognition of Allah's blessings.

But I find that the timing of the move was such that it's too late to vote absentee in my old state and also to late to register to vote in my new state.

And I find myself having this odd feeling. I think it might be guilt.

I say I think here because I have had nothing to feel guilty about since that my mom caught me watching scrambled porn on TV. And that might not have even been guilt, but shame. And it might not have been me, but some other guy in a movie I once saw. My memory does that sometimes.

Also, I'm like Mary Poppins inasmuch as I'm practically perfect in nearly every way. At least the coblogs around here think so. They keep calling me Mary which I'm pretty sure is in deference to my saint-like behavior.

Vinnie must really think highly of me since he uses the term nearly every day.

In any event, I feel guilty about not voting. I know, it's weird, but I'm a weird guy.

But I'm also a weird guy who believes that the most important attribute of any action is not in the intent nor in the process of the doing of that action but in the result. So while it disturbs me a bit to know that I didn't go through the action of voting myself it disturbs me more to know that my ballot hasn't (nor will be) been cast.

I'm thinking I might feel better if someone out there who isn't planning on voting voted in my place. Come on, I know at least one of you morons is planning on not voting tomorrow. You think that it doesn't matter if Harry Reid is majority leader or Mitch McConnell -- they're practically the same guy, right?

Of course, this means you're stupid. The fact that Obamacare passed by a single vote is lost on you. And that the only reason it passed was because Harry Reid suspended the rules of the Senate so that the Republicans (then, like now, still in the minority) planned to filibuster. And that when Republicans objected, Harry Reid looked into it and found himself not-guilty of violating Senate rules.

All of this is lost on you.

I'm not saying that Republican control of the Senate is going to fix our nations problems. I don't believe it will lead to a balanced budget. I don't believe it will end the immigration mess. None of those things is going to happen.

But I do know that Republican control of the Senate will mean less power for the empirically worst President in 100 years. Less power for Obama is better than the same amount of power for Obama.

I don't know why I'm trying to convince morons to vote with argumentation. I guess I just wanted you to know why I would be voting, if I was voting.

Instead, if you've already made up your mind not to vote, can you do me a favor and vote in my stead? Think of it as voting in proxy for Rusty. A favor that I'd owe back someday. I dunno, maybe I'd let Howie throw up more pics of boobies again. People who don't vote like boobies, right?

Think of it as bringing balance back to the force. You vote, I don't, the universe is in harmony once more.

Also, that chick you have the hots for? Yeah, she's your sister. Or not. Apparently my memory also confuses other people's past with random movie characters.

So, vote for Rusty! And by for here I mean in the place of rather than in the other sense of the word, ie, casting a ballot to get me elected.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:37 PM | Comments |

Where There's Smoke

There's a Saab.

Tom Magliozzi (pic on right), one of public radio's most popular personalities, died on Monday of complications from Alzheimer's disease. He was 77 years old.

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Tom and his brother, Ray, became famous as "Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers" on the weekly NPR show Car Talk. They bantered, told jokes, laughed and sometimes even gave pretty good advice to listeners who called in with their car troubles.

If there was one thing that defined Tom Magliozzi, it was his laugh. It was loud, it was constant, it was infectious.

Whatever you do, don't drive like his brother!

By Howie at 02:33 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Inshallahshaheed? Yes! (update:Fatwas Issued!)

Samir Khan, still gay, still dead.

Jazakullah Khair to everyone for informing us of what the enemy of Allah, Rusty Shackleford aka mypetjawa (qatalahumullaah), had done with some of the pictures. We initially had a bad feeling of what he might do if we were to link the pictures from his blog.

So now that this true enemy of Allah has shown his ugly face, we say to him: we pray that Allah does not guide you, makes your whole life miserable, and that you are eradicated from the earth by a Mujaahid

You first!


Caption this and I'll issue Fatwas on both this and the last contest I forgot to issue Fatwas on. I swear, bonus points for causing Fitna on twitter.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I Will Cut Ur Neck Fatwa issued against Small World for...

Anwar al Awlaqi, Samir Khan and Bilal Ahmad were sitting in a gay bar ....
The Devil Will Do MeetBalls From Your Body Fatwa issued against JR for...
Da plane! Da plane!
The Why U Instult Holly Koran? Fatwa issued against S Newman for...
Pinky and the Brain
One is a genius the other is insane.........
Brain brain brain brain. Brain brain brain brain.

Oh and I almost for got the Our Hajj Will Be Complete Once We Rape Your Women Fatwa.

Bonus Points go to...



By Howie at 12:31 PM | Comments |

ISIS Fan Shoots Australian Shia Cleric in Face

Breaking 911:

he militant Islamist group, ISIS, has shown that its terror tentacles have a long reach as a man was shot as he locked a Mosque in Sydney at the completion of the holy ritual Ashura, a 10-day ritual to commemorate the death of Imam Hussain, the grandson of Prophet Muhammad.

According to eye witnesses, people had driven past the Mosque just hours before the services in Greenacre chanting threatening slurs such as “ISIS is coming” and “ISIS will stay”

Shortly after Rasoul Al-Musawi, a 47-year-old Iraqi Shiite religious leader at the centre, was shot in the face at around 1.15am on Monday.

Upon discovery, witnesses carried him into the Mosque and attempted to give him first aid while they waited for the ambulance. After arriving at the hospital, he underwent surgery to remove the pellets.

The victims daughter witnessed the attack and told reporters that he “has done nothing wrong to anyone”.

Hat Tip: Jester.

By Howie at 10:17 AM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch: John Zachary DesJardin

John's has traded his life of crime for a starring role in a yet to be written play about a young sufferer of anal incontinence.

Several good Samaritans, including one Navy veteran, came to the aid of a 76-year-old woman who was being robbed last week in Orange County, Florida.

As CNN and WESH in Florida report, John Zachary DesJardin, 23, robbed a woman in a Winn-Dixie parking lot.

Watch the video with this story to see surveillance video.

The attacker fled after the woman cried for help when he snatched her purse.

Navy vet Kendrick Taylor said he was headed to the gym when he saw the woman being attacked.

"What if that was my grandmother?" he said. "When I looked down I didn't know if he had a knife or a gun. When I saw the lady was so old when he threw her down, she was so fragile and I knew she needed help."

Nice tackle Mr. Kendrick Taylor.


By Howie at 10:12 AM | Comments |

ISIS Commits Another Genocide Against Albu Nimr Tribe

The US airdropped aid to the Albu Nimr tribe on Oct 28th. This tribe was part of the Sunni awakening councils and was under assault by ISIS. ISIS seeks to eliminate anyone who they believe might oppose them.

The carnage first began last week with tweets of a mass execution in Hit.

Its went downhill from there.

WAPO: Islamic State extremists lined up and shot dead at least 50 tribesmen and women in Iraq’s Anbar province, officials said Saturday, the latest mass killing attributed to the group.

The shooting happened late Friday in the village of Ras al-Maa, north of the provincial capital of Ramadi, Anbar councilman Faleh al-Issawi said.

Militants accused the men and women of Al Bu Nimr tribe of retaliating against them after being displaced from their homes when the group seized the Anbar town of Hit last month, Issawi said.

“These killings are taking place almost on a daily basis now in the areas under the control of the Islamic State group, and they will continue unless this terrorist group is stopped,” he said.

An official in the Anbar governor’s office confirmed the death toll. He spoke on the condition of anonymity because he is not authorized to brief journalists.

On Thursday, authorities found the bodies of 48 Sunni tribesmen in Anbar who are believed to have been killed by the Islamic State.

That was far from the end. With reports now that between 255 to 322 men women and children have been murdered in an effort to totally wipe out the tribe.
The Iraqi government said Sunday that at least 322 members of the Al-Bu Nimr tribe were murdered by Islamic State fighters over the past week, including dozens of women and children whose bodies were found dumped in a well.

Tribal leader Sheikh Naeem al-Ga'oud said that 75 members of his tribe were killed on Sunday while trying to escape the Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS). They were gunned down and dumped near the town of Haditha.

“The number of people killed by Islamic State from Al-Bu Nimr tribe is 322. The bodies of 50 women and children have also been discovered dumped in a well," the country's Human Rights Ministry said on Sunday.

The Al-Bu Nimr tribe is a Sunni clan that has been fighting the Islamic State. The tribe held IS off in western Anbar province for weeks, before running out of fuel and ammunition. After the clan withdrew, IS rounded up the members and has been executing them since the beginning of last week.

Al-Ga’oud also told Reuters that IS fighters had killed 50 members of his tribe who were fleeing IS in Anbar province on Friday. They were on foot in a desert area of the province near Tharthar Lake when they were intercepted and killed by IS.

Ga’oud said he had asked the Iraqi central government on numerous occasions to provide his tribe with arms and men – but received nothing.

In a separate incident, a security official from Anbar said that 35 bodies had been found in a mass grave.


By Howie at 09:11 AM | Comments |

Good News! US Anti-ISIS Partners Left in Syria Down to One
Even More Wonderful News! Its al-Qaeda

So now the moderate Syrian resistance really is al-Qaeda at least in Idlib province.

Two of the main rebel groups receiving weapons from the United States to fight both the regime and jihadist groups in Syria have surrendered to al-Qaeda.

The US and its allies were relying on Harakat Hazm and the Syrian Revolutionary Front to become part of a ground force that would attack the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil).

For the last six months the Hazm movement, and the SRF through them, had been receiving heavy weapons from the US-led coalition, including GRAD rockets and TOW anti-tank missiles.

But on Saturday night Harakat Hazm surrendered military bases and weapons supplies to Jabhat al-Nusra, when the al-Qaeda affiliate in Syria stormed villages they controlled in northern Idlib province.

The development came a day after Jabhat al-Nusra dealt a final blow to the SRF, storming and capturing Deir Sinbal, home town of the group's leader Jamal Marouf.

As you recall last week al-Nusra also had a serious falling out with ISIS.


By Howie at 08:38 AM | Comments |

November 01, 2014

Global Day For Kobani

Jawa Report has been arguing for a free Kurdistan since forever.


Its way past time they had their wish.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |