January 31, 2013

Texas Senator Ted Cruz On #Hagel Confirmation Hearings

Senator Cruz OWND Hagel, period.

By Stable Hand at 05:47 PM | Comments |

Got Rats/Mice? Too Bad-EPA Bans D-Con

So Be it.

Frankly, I feel a good ole mouse trap/traps work just as well.

Snap! They be gone!

Rats maybe different, but, I have never seen one.

Don't quote me dammit, PETA doesn't like me much.

Snap Snap

By Stable Hand at 05:12 PM | Comments |

Evil #RWNJ Ganging Up On #Hagel Confirmation

I mean really, is it very nice to bring up shit Hagel has said in the past about Israel and stuff? So what if he has said some shit on Aljazeera about the US. That's in the past, right? Al Gore sold his network to Aljazeera so that's cool, right?

It's all cool.

So what if he...oh, never mind just read the tweets at the hashtag #Hagel

Or check out C-Span: Fmr. Sen. Hagel Testifies at Senate Confirmation Hearing.

Will Hagel be confirmed? It's anyone's guess. The Ummah would be pleased so...

By Stable Hand at 04:23 PM | Comments |

New DHS Video: Attack Gunman With Office Supplies

The Department of Homeland Security released this video showing your options during an "active shooter" situation.

Among the recommendations:

1.) Hide! (Duh!)

2.) Attack with scissors or paperclips - whatever is available around the office. Everyone knows scissors will beat anything except rocks.

3.) Call 911 and give a clear description of the shooter's weapons. It will help the gun-control agenda to know which type of weapon frightened you.

4.) When officers arrive, avoid pointing. They might mistake your hand for a gun.

You can be a victim or a potential victim! Remember, the choice is yours!

(Hat Tip: Breitbart)

By DMartyr at 03:00 PM | Comments |

But You Know He Wishes He Was

As more and more "progressives" demand King President Obama ignore existing laws and make up his own, Barack lamented that he just couldn't do that under his current position:

Although President Obama was willing to order the federal government to stop deporting young ‘DREAMer’ illegal immigrants last summer, he signaled in an interview with Latino network Telemundo that he couldn’t allow all illegal immigrants to stay. [...]

“Well, I think as– as you know– and I’ve said this before to you, Jose, but– I’m not a king,” Obama replied. “You know, my job as the head of the executive branch ultimately is to carry out the law. And– you know, when it comes to enforcement of our immigration laws– we’ve got some discretion. We can prioritize– what we do.

"I'm not the Messiah either, but sometimes I feel like it," Obama added.

By DMartyr at 02:27 PM | Comments |

What? MENA: Egypt Holds Black Bloc Member Over 'Israeli Sabotage Plan'..

Say what?

Egyptian authorities on Thursday detained a member of the Black Bloc militant group suspected of planning to carry out an Israeli-directed sabotage plan, the official MENA news agency said.

One person “belonging to the Black Bloc organization was arrested inside a building overlooking Tahrir Square carrying Israeli plans to target petrol companies and vital installations, maps of these places and instructions on setting fire to some places,” MENA reported.

Black Bloc had a backup plan it appears. Or, Morsi's thugs had a backup plan.

I would bet on Morsi's backup plan rather than the anarchists.

By Stable Hand at 02:01 PM | Comments |

Yes, Why Would Iran Strongly Support Anyone In This Israel-Hating Administration?

"Given that Iran, the people — I’m quoting right now from Iran — people of the Middle East, the Muslim region and North Africa, people of these regions hate America from the bottom of their heart," said Inhofe. "It further said Israel is a cancerous tumor in the heart of the Islamic world. They further said Iran’s warriors are ready and willing to wipe Israel off the map. The question I’d like to ask you, and you can answer for the record if you’d like, why do you think the Iranian foreign ministry so strongly supports your nomination to be the Secretary of Defense?"

Hagel responded, "I have a difficult enough time with American politics, Senator. I have no idea, but thank you. And I’ll be glad to respond further for the record."

Credit: The Weekly Standard

By DMartyr at 02:00 PM | Comments |

Holocaust Conspiracy

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An aide to not-an-extremist Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi is now claiming Jews supposedly killed during the holocaust were actually transported to America where they lived happily ever after. The entire holocaust conspiracy was a ruse to justify war against the peaceful people Germany.

An aide to Egyptian President Mohammed Morsi claims that the Holocaust was a hoax.

Fathi Shihab Eddim, Morsi’s senior aide, made the comments on Holocaust Remembrance Day on Jan. 27.

“The myth of the Holocaust is an industry that America invented,” Eddim said, according to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.

Eddim, who is reportedly responsible for appointing editors for the country’s state-run newspapers, asserted that 6 million Jews actually moved to the United States during World War II.

“U.S. intelligence agencies in cooperation with their counterparts in allied nations during World War II created it to destroy the image of their opponents in Germany, and to justify war and massive destruction against military and civilian facilities of the Axis powers, and especially to hit Hiroshima and Nagasaki with the atomic bomb,” Eddim said, according to the Telegraphic Agency.

Much like the modern 9/11 conspiracy was a ruse to justify war with the peaceful people of Islam.

By DMartyr at 12:51 PM | Comments |

Hillary Clinton Hopes New Egyptian Protests Aren't "Hijacked by Extremists"

Because it would be such a shame if anyone replaced President Obama's pick, the Muslim Brotherhood, who are renowned for their equality, their fair justice, their tolerance, and their human rights.

Yeah, we wouldn't want that threatened...

Exactly, how hard did you hit your head, Hillary?

(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)

By DMartyr at 12:00 PM | Comments |

Administration Discovers "New" al Qaeda Problem

New? WTF? We've been talking about al Qaeda 2.0 since?? 2004!!! That would be during Bush's FIRST term. Here we are in Obama's SECOND term and only now his administration is discovering the problem?

Or is it just that the morons over at the Washington Post are just discovering it? Hell, Catherine Herridge over at Fox has been talking about this for years:

The Obama administration is working with its allies to frame a strategy to combat what might be called “al-Qaeda 2.0” — an evolving, morphing terrorist threat that lacks a coherent center but is causing growing trouble in chaotic, poorly governed areas such as Libya, Yemen, Syria and Mali.

U.S. officials liken this new problem to the spread of cancer cells: Al-Qaeda nodes emerge in diffuse places, feeding off local issues and grievances. These cells have only a loose, ideological connection with what remains of the core leadership in Pakistan, but they are stubborn and toxic.

Yes, apparently no one at the WaPo ever heard of al Qaeda in Iraq, al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, al Shabaab, the Islamic State of the Caucuses, etc, etc. Groups that have been around for years, some of whom have killed Americans.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:49 AM | Comments |

Gun Control, Chicago Style

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Imagine what Chicago's murder rate would be without the strictest gun control law in the country! Why, it might be like every other city!

One month into the new year Chicago has already set an ignominious record for homicides.

By late Tuesday, the Chicago Police Department had logged 42 such killings, making this the second consecutive January to top 40 homicides and the most violent first month of the year since 2002. By sheer happenstance, the 42nd victim was a teenage girl who had performed with her high school band at President Obama's inauguration earlier this month. [...]

More recently, city officials are working on initiatives to address guns. Already, gun shops are banned within city limits, and Chicago has in place byzantine restrictions on handgun ownership to try to prevent illegal sales and transport of guns.

The liberal solution? More gun control! But since guns are banned within city limits, the solution they envision is banning weapons outside city limits. The availability of guns outside city limits is the cause, they say. Once they succeed in banning state-wide, they will blame gun related crimes on the availability of weapons in surrounding states.

See where this is going?

Let's not blame the economy or unemployment. Implying Obama is a failure would be RACIST!

By DMartyr at 11:16 AM | Comments |

Ma'an News Agency Removes Antisemitic Article

Following exposure by Palestinian Media Watch.

Following "Palestinian Media Watch's exposure yesterday of a venomous Antisemitic article published by the independent Palestinian Ma'an News Agency, Ma'an removed the article from its website.

Ma'an's administration wrote that it removed the article "because it contains incorrect information and hateful content that are unjustified and which do not in any way represent the opinion of Ma'an or its editorial policies." (See full statement below.)

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I guess Ma'an forgot again that kaffirs also read their Arabic website, eh @maannews?
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Sunlight is the best disinfectant, at times.

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Ma'an News Agency: Antisemites R Us

By Stable Hand at 10:49 AM | Comments |

Syria Responds to Israel Airstrike w/ ..... Hacking Minor Jewish Website

In the epic struggle of Syria vs. Fail: Fail - 1, Syria - 0.

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Hacking a few websites -- important stuff like, a homes for rent website and a soccer fanzine -- after being bombed. I'm sure that will cause the Israelis to think twice next time!

Thanks to Haim

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:30 AM | Comments |

Mad Mullahs/Assad: How dare The Juice Interrupt Our Transfer Of WMD To Our Beloved Hezbollah..

Iran threatens to attack Tel Aviv in retaliation for IAF airstrike on Syria

[ZIP]In Iran, the semi-official Fars news agency quoted Deputy Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian on Thursday as saying the raid on Syria will have significant implications for the Israeli city of Tel Aviv.
Related: Syria Crosses Israel's WMD Line
[FPM]On Sunday, Israeli Vice Prime Minister Silvan Shalom told Army Radio that the country’s top security officials had held a special meeting and warned that the transfer of Syrian chemical weapons to Hezbollah would be crossing a line that would mean action.

It was not the first time that Israel had warned Assad not to follow in the footsteps of his former ally, Saddam Hussein, but it was the sharpest warning to date. The warning was clearly meant to head off a specific course of action by Syria. But true to form, Bashar Assad did not listen.

To.be.continued.

By Stable Hand at 10:05 AM | Comments |

January 30, 2013

Karachi: Jihadi Work Accident

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Sky High Fare:

KARACHI:

A bomb went off accidentally when suspected militants were shifting it in the Sohrab Goth neighbourhood of Karachi Wednesday night[...]

At least three suspected militants were killed in the explosion that took place near an unoccupied building at a stone’s throw from Al-Asif Square.

Police blamed the outlawed Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan for the blast, saying the three persons killed were suspected militants.

Next?

By Stable Hand at 06:17 PM | Comments |

Report: Israeli Jets Strike Convoy Along Syrian Border

Syria denies strike on convoy and said IAF struck a "research facility"

(CNN) -- Israeli fighter jets struck overnight a suspected Syrian convoy along the Lebanese-Syrian border believed to be moving weapons to Hezbollah in Lebanon, a senior U.S. official said Wednesday.

Fighter jets struck the vehicles because they were carrying SA-17 missile parts, a Russian-made medium-range delivery system, and equipment that could have been employed in an attack against Israel, another source told CNN.

But Damascus said the strike had instead targeted a research facility near the Syrian capital.

"Israeli warplanes penetrated our airspace at dawn today and directly bombed one of the scientific research centers responsible for raising the level of resistance and self-defense in the area of Jimraya in the Damascus countryside," the military said in a statement aired on state-run television. "This comes after multiple failed attempts over months by terrorist groups to enter and seize the mentioned site."[More...]

Hezbollah has been wanting to add extra weapons to their arsenal.

As @ChallahHuAkbar notes on "Syrian Research Facilities": "activities focus substantively on the development of biological and chemical weapons". Quoted via treasury.gov/press-center/press-releases/Pages

To.be.continued.

Update and related: Analysis: Syria CERS center has long been on Israel’s radar

By Stable Hand at 04:07 PM | Comments |

Sextortion: Hacker (Karen “Gary” Kazaryan) Cornhole Watch

If convicted, he faces spending the rest of his life in the pen. This assmaggot definitely deserves to be cornholed the rest of his life:

FBI press release below fold:

FBI Arrests Glendale Man in Sextortion Case

Defendant Allegedly Coerced Young Women to Expose Themselves on the Internet

LOS ANGELES—A Glendale man accused of hacking into hundreds of Facebook, Skype, and e-mail accounts and extorting women into showing him their naked bodies was arrested today on federal computer hacking charges.

Karen “Gary” Kazaryan, 27, was arrested this morning without incident by special agents with the FBI. Kazaryan, who was named in a 30-count indictment returned last Friday by a federal grand jury, is being arraigned this afternoon in United States District Court.

According to the indictment, Kazaryan gained unauthorized access to—in other words, hacked into—the victims’ accounts and changed the passwords, which locked victims out of their own online accounts. Once he controlled the accounts, Kazaryan searched e-mails or other files for naked or semi-naked pictures of the victims, as well as other information, such as passwords and the names of their friends. Using that information, Kazaryan posed online as women, sent instant messages to their friends, and persuaded the friends to remove their clothing so that he could view and take pictures of them.

When the victims discovered that they were not speaking with their friends, Kazaryan often extorted them again, using the photos he had fraudulently obtained to again coerce the victims to remove their clothing on camera.

The indictment charges Kazaryan with 15 counts of computer intrusion and 15 counts of aggravated identity theft.

According to a search warrant executed in 2011 and unsealed today, Kazaryan repeatedly contacted victims to demand that they expose their breasts to him on Skype and used their e-mail and Facebook accounts to make contact with other victims. Kazaryan allegedly posted nude photos of some victims on their Facebook pages when they failed to comply with his demands.

Investigators estimate that Kazaryan victimized more than 350 women, but they have not identified all the victims whose accounts were hacked. Authorities found approximately 3,000 pictures of nude or semi-nude women—some of which were taken from their online accounts, and some of which were taken by Kazaryan on Skype—on Kazaryan’s computer. Anyone who believes they may have been a victim in this case should contact the FBI’s Los Angeles Field Office at (310) 477-6565.

An indictment contains allegations that a defendant has committed a crime. Every defendant is presumed to be innocent until and unless proven guilty in court.

If convicted on all counts, Kazaryan faces a statutory maximum penalty of 105 years in federal prison.

The investigation was conducted by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

By Stable Hand at 03:27 PM | Comments |

Ma'an News Agency: Antisemites R Us

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Screencap of (googlish) Ma'an's Arabic website

Via Palwatch.

[...]Ma'an News Agency, "an integral part of Ma'an Network," "was launched with generous funding from the Danish Representative Office to the Palestinian Authority

Some of the donors with whom Ma'an Network partners are The European Commission (the EU), UNDP, UNESCO, the Government of Denmark, the Government of the Netherlands, UKaid.

"Undeterred in its mission to convey the truth" says a slogan among several on Ma'an Network's website[...]

The following is part of the Antisemitic article on Ma'an's website (emphasis added):

"Israel is Trembling"
by Sawsan Najib Abd Al-Halim


"We're used to seeing vampires in Dracula movies, where the murderer and the vampire act in the dead of night, and as soon as dawn breaks, the murderer disappears and hides during the day.

The brave warrior, who at the very least has moral values, fights in the daytime. In all wars, in all eras, honorable nations conducted their battles during the day and slept at night. But has Israel even a trace of morality?
A brave warrior is proud when he confronts another [warrior] as brave as he, and the more he is struck, the stronger he grows, proud in his struggle and respectful of his adversary. But since Jews are - as our grandparents said of them - sons of death (expression of contempt, meaning 'a coward,' -Ed.), they are too cowardly to confront an enemy face to face, especially if their enemy is as well armed as they...

Jews think that their fortresses will protect them from death, but any breach of these fortresses or protective walls instills panic and fear in their hearts, and they are seized by fear and trembling. If a missile falls beyond their protective walls or if even a bullet passes over them, you can see how their hearts fill with horror - and this is because Allah has stricken fear in their hearts and decreed humiliation and degradation upon them until Judgment Day...

Historically, it is known that the lives of Jews have always been war and fighting. The only reason for this is that they have been outcasts in every corner of the earth, and not one nation in the world respects them, for they cause strife, and scheme everywhere they settle. We know that they have been defeated in every war they have fought throughout history, and they have been dispersed in every direction, but Allah's curse upon them and his fury at them cause them to continue with their transgression and tyranny.

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The Ma'an article concludes with Fatah's slogan: "Revolution until victory
Islamofacists suck testes.

By Stable Hand at 12:19 PM | Comments |

Kittehs: the New Global Warming

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Why are so many species of small animals currently threatened with extinction in North America? Global Warming? DDT? Chemicals from plastic bottles? Power lines?

No, kittehs!

Cats kill billions of birds every year and even more tiny rodents and other mammals in the United States, a new study finds.

According to the research, published today (Jan. 29) in the journal Nature Communications, cats kill between 1.4 billion and 3.7 billion birds and between 6.9 billion and 20.7 billion small mammals, such as meadow voles and chipmunks.

Kittehs: today it's meadow voles, tomorrow it's you!

PS -- oh, yeah, thanks to Johnny for the tip.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:37 AM | Comments |

Good News: Al Qaeda Effectively Rules in Syrian Towns

For those of you interested in what's going on in Syria, this is a must read from al-Reuters. Yes, that al-Reuters. Sometimes having terrorists in your employ pays dividends:

In a small town in Syria's east, Islamist militants have taken unclothed mannequins they see as sexually enticing out of the shops.

Members of the al-Nusra Front, al Qaeda's Syria affiliate, have also prevented women from wearing trousers, preferring that they adopt the shapeless head-to-toe black veil.

The town of 54,000 on the Euphrates river offers a snapshot of what life could be like if Islamist rebels take control of significant areas of Syria as President Bashar al-Assad loses further ground....

Insurgents with long Sunni-Muslim-style beards patrol the streets enforcing a strict interpretation of Islam. Alcohol is removed from shops. Daily religious teaching is provided for Mayadin's children, who get free loaves of bread if they attend.

One young boy who attends these classes told Reuters that pupils are taught about praying, the role of women, the place of polygamy in marriage and jihad against "Assad's Alawite regime."

Syria: just like Iraq, only no Americans around to blame.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:20 AM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch: Two Iraqis Sentenced in Kentucky

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Q: At what point does the watch out for the cornhole quote get less funny? A: Never:

Mohanad Shareef Hammadi, 25, received his [life] sentence hours after Waad Ramadan Alwan was given a lesser sentence...

The two men were arrested in May 2011 and pleaded guilty last year to conspiring to help al-Qaeda in Iraq.

They admitted using improvised explosive devices against US soldiers in Iraq were also accused of plotting to send weapons and money to the organisation.

Thanks to The Realist of Queensland for the image.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:05 AM | Comments |

January 29, 2013

ATTN @MyDeadJawa

aka douchebag:

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Related:
ATTN: Twitter User @MyDeadJawa

Update by Howie: Looks like I win F*ckhead.


By Stable Hand at 10:12 PM | Comments |

The Homosexual Superhumans and the BSA **Bumped**

So, the Boy Scouts of America is contemplating letting openly gay men serve as Scout leaders?

This is the dumbest thing I've heard gay rights advocates push for -- ever.

The idea that a gay man should go camping with a bunch of teenage boys? Yeah, that's insane.

Not because homosexuals are predatory by nature. Not because they are going to lure impressionable youths into the gay lifestyle. Foolishness, all.

Gays aren't any worse than the next man when it comes to normal human impulses. But they certainly aren't any better.

Would you let me take your 14 year old daughter camping? Kind of seems inappropriate.

So, you acknowledge that no matter how decent of a guy I might be, because I am a normal man subject to normal male passions, it's probably not a great idea for me and my buddy -- let's say, Howie -- to take a group of 14 - 15 year old girls on a camp out. Don't forget to bring a pillow for the mandatory pillow fight!

It's creepy.

Yet somehow homosexual men are exempt from normal male passions? Gay men aren't tempted by 14 - 15 year old boys?

To believe this is to believe that gays are better than straights. That gays are, in fact, superhuman.

That's what the idiots who think gays should be allowed to lead Scout troops fundamentally believe.

Yes, it is discriminatory to not let gays lead Scout troops. It's also discriminatory to not let men lead Girl Scout troops.

Some discrimination has a basis in fact, experience, and human nature.

An adult male that is attracted to a teenage girl is not, in fact, a child molester or pedophile. A pedophile is one who is attracted to prepubescent children. And while some Boy Scouts are in their per-adolescent years (Cub Scouts), camping trips are usually limited to older Scouts -- those who are squarely in their teen years.

It is normal for adult males to be attracted to teenage girls. While this attraction may be normal, acting on these attractions certainly isn't since sexual maturity isn't necessarily connected to social maturity, moral maturity, or psychological maturity.

This is why we have statutory rape laws and why even consensual relationships of this type are considered immoral and are therefore illegal.

And it's why we all think it would be creepy if Howie and me took your teenage daughters camping. Because you know that we are human beings subject to normal human passions.

I can't speak for Howie, but I can promise you that your daughters would be safe with me. Double pinkie swear!

Actually, I'm not kidding. Your daughter really would be safe with me. Nevertheless, you wouldn't even consider the offer even if you knew this to be the case because: a) it looks bad; b) even if we never acted on our impulses it creeps you out as to what we might be thinking; c) you wouldn't want to put us into a position where we were even tempted.

Further, I would never make the offer because ... I'm not a retard. Also, what if it turns out that your daughter is a psycho and I have to rebuff her advances? It could happen! Then it's her word against mine as to who acted inappropriately. Neither of us wants to be in that position.

The last time I checked, such a thing as the "gay teenager" actually exists.

For all these reasons it's simply unfathomable that either of us would even consider such a situation. But .... not homosexuals?

In one breath we are told that gays are no different than other men, and in the next we are told that they are better than the rest of us.

I am willing to concede that gay men are no more likely to act inappropriately with teenagers than are straight men. But are you willing to concede that they are not less likely to act inappropriately?

Because if you aren't, then you don't believe in gay equality. You believe in gay superiority and the two of us simply do not live in the same universe.

Obligatory Canteen Boy video below.

Canteen Boy from Mike Jones on Vimeo.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:48 PM | Comments |

Black Bloc Must Die, Say Jihad & Jama'a al-Islamiya

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Terrorists vs Anarchists:

The Islamist party of the Jihad Organization and Jama'a al-Islamiya has said the ways of dealing with banditry specified in the Quran must be applied to Black Bloc members, which means they must be killed.

“God orders us to kill, crucify or cut off the hands and feet of those who spread mischief on earth,” said Jama'a al-Islamiya Mufti Abdel Akhar Hammad, citing a verse from the Quran. “The president must give that order.”

Mohamed Samra of the Jihad Organization said that the Black Bloc group is financed from abroad and must be killed, and that the National Salvation Front members must be arrested and charged with incitement to riot.

Last week, Cairo witnessed the first appearance groups describing themselves as the Black Bloc. Decked in black and wearing masks, they clashed with police forces at Qasr al-Aini Street on Thursday. They said they would fight with the police if it targeted protesters. Previously unknown, the Black Bloc's goals remain unclear and its members generally avoid media contact.[More....]

Time to buy some more popcorn

By Stable Hand at 04:45 PM | Comments |

U.S. Army Captain Surprises His Children After Disney World Flash Mob

I seem to have something in my eyes..

'About' below fold:

"On December 7th, 2012 my husband surprised me and the kiddos at the Art of Animation resort upon his return from his year long deployment to Afghanistan. I knew he was coming - the kids did not - but I had no idea Disney was going to come together like this and completely surprise us like they did. Over 300 cast members and staff got together to learn and do this dance. It was truly magical, and will be something we talk about and remember for the rest of our lives.

My kids thought we were flying to Ft. Benning, Georgia to go to Daddy's welcome home ceremony. We flew out of Boston and took a direct flight to Orlando instead. Well, once we were through security, 'Daddy called' to say his flight had been cancelled, and he didn't know if he was going to be able to make it to Georgia. We were sitting at our gate (which amazingly... the next flight was actually going to Georgia) when the kids got the news. They were so upset. So, I went over to the gate booth and told the lovely workers what was going on, to let them in on the surprise. They were on board for helping me out... and one lady asked the kids if they would like to go to Orlando instead, and she was able to "change our tickets" for us. Jackpot!

I told the kids I would find a hotel to stay at for a few days... maybe we could stay on Disney property while we waited for word on Daddy's flight. Once we landed and took the magical express bus, we arrived at the Art of Animation resort. Carl, the amazing guy who put this entire thing together, was there waiting for us. He got us checked in right away and told the kids our room wasn't ready yet, and asked them if we'd like to watch a dance they'd been practicing while we waited for the room to be readied.

Of course, the kids were super excited to see a Disney dance. They had no idea they would be seeing their Daddy. I knew of this plan... but I was told Art of Animation could probably get about ten people to do the dance. When the hundreds of people started filling in the lobby, I was so shocked and overwhelmed. I couldn't believe this was happening. I had no idea they would be surprising us with my husband at the end of the dance (They even picked him up from the airport)!

The dance was so cute and entertaining and it sucked the kids right in. They had no idea their daddy was hiding behind a picture of Ariel. (I had seen his boots shuffling along the floor and almost lost it. He was that close. Then... TA DA! They pulled the picture away and every single one of the kids were stunned. We all just sat there... too shocked to even get up. I wanted to jump up and just hug him and never let him go, but our son (who hadn't seen his dad since he was one) was a little unsure about the whole thing, so I stayed where I was. I let Daddy come to us.

The response and the hugs, and the tears... it was all worth it. It was truly magical, and such a blur, and overwhelmingly amazing."

Video/story submitted to Welcome Home Blog by Melissa P. on 1/29/2013. For media inquiries, send a message through the form on http://welcomehomeblog.com/contact/

By Stable Hand at 03:44 PM | Comments |

MSNBC Analyst: ‘Hateful Language’ Will ‘Kill’ the ‘Crazy Crackers on the Right’..

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Crackers?

Democratic strategist and MSNBC political analyst Karen Finney said Tuesday that the “hateful language” of the “crazy crackers on the right” will pose a huge thorn in the side of Republicans when it comes to courting Latino voters
Gee, I wonder what she says behind closed doors.

By Stable Hand at 02:47 PM | Comments |

Dana Loesch vs. Piers Morgan Debate The Battle Over Guns

From yesterday:

I like her lighter...

h/t @JammieWF

By Stable Hand at 02:10 PM | Comments |

University of Minnesota Offers Event To Help Females Achieve Greater Orgasms

I think it's safe to assume most of those attending the event are liberals, and nothing gives liberals a bigger orgasm than screwing the tax-payers.

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From Campus Reform:

The University of Minnesota - Twin Cities (UMTC) is set to hold an event this spring designed to help its female undergraduate students achieve more and greater orgasms.

The university's official online description of the event entitled, "The Female Orgasm," describes it as open to both male and female students.

"Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come learn about everything from multiple orgasms to that mysterious G-spot," reads the description posted on the school's official events calendar.

The event is listed on the University of Minnesota's events calendar.

By DMartyr at 01:31 PM | Comments |

Saudi Court Orders Islamic Scholar To Pay Blood Money For Torturing Child To Death

(Hat Tip: TROP)

In Reliance of the Traveller, a legal reference for Islamic law, it states there should be no retaliation against a parent who kills their own child (page 267). But in this case, the girl's mother wants justice against the father. A Saudi court has ruled the father should pay blood money:

A Saudi court ordered a well-known local scholar to pay diya (blood money) after he was convicted of torturing his five-year old daughter to death. His wife quickly reacted by saying she would appeal to demand her husband's death.

Newspapers in the Gulf Kingdom said the unnamed scholar is still in jail until he pays diya to his wife over the death of his daughter.

The little girl's mother, rightfully so, wants the death penalty for the crime. However, it is unlikely this Muslim scholar will face any other punishment. Blood money is in itself a form of punishment. (Page 269) This means, a father who brutally tortures to death his own child will face little or no consequence under Islamic law.

By DMartyr at 01:07 PM | Comments |

Egyptian Salafi Leader Muhammad Al-Zawahiri: Democracy Contravenes Islam; Shari'a Law Is The Answer To All Of Egypt's Problems

Al Qaeda #1's bro is on a conquest for the good of the Ummah.

........[Al-Sharq Al-Awsat:] "Do you think the current conditions in Egypt are suitable for regaining the political momentum that occurred two years ago?"

[Al-Zawahiri:] "If by 'momentum' you mean the factors that led to the 25 January revolution, such as injustice, then this will never be like it was in the past."
The Salafi-Jihadis Are Not The Problem; "It Is The West And The U.S. That Create Problems To Serve Their Own Interests"

[Al-Sharq Al-Awsat:] "Have you found suitable employment in Egypt? Has your life reached a point of normalcy following your return to the country after years living abroad?"

[Al-Zawahiri:] "No... I have not found employment opportunities despite my high degree of qualification and although I pioneered two new architectural theories. This is due to tightening security regarding myself and my siblings on the part of Islamist ideologues. The majority of us spent more than 15 years without an income, and now, they are intimidating people against us to the point that we cannot do anything."

[Al-Sharq Al-Awsat:] "Some people are of the view that Salafi-jihadis and their activities always cause problems for ruling regimes and the international community, particularly the West and the U.S. Do you agree?"

[Al-Zawahiri:] "This view is inverted; it is the ruling regimes and the international community – particularly the West and the U.S. – that create problems to serve their own interests."

[Read It All]

Arab Spring!

By Stable Hand at 11:36 AM | Comments |

EU: Killing Jews Doesn't Make You a Terrorist

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A Bus Full of Jews Killed by Not-A-Terrorist

I'm not sure how else to read this:

Hezbollah may not be included on the European Union's list of terrorist groups even if it did bomb Jewish tourists in Bulgaria, the EU's top counter-terrorism official reportedly said....

“There is no automatic listing just because you have been behind a terrorist attack," de Kerchove is quoted as saying. "It's not only the legal requirement that you have to take into consideration, it's also a political assessment of the context and the timing."

"Context". You know, like if the victims were Jews or not.

Thanks to Jon.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:03 AM | Comments |

ATTN: Twitter User @MyDeadJawa

Can kindly go f*ck his/her/itself:

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You aren't suppose to show your cards first when playing this game @MyDeadJawa:

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Loonwatch & American Muslim?

FAIL bitch!

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By Stable Hand at 10:11 AM | Comments |

F-22 Pilot Flies Boy's Letter 'Closer To Heaven'....

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He wrote the letter on 'red construction paper', his dad's favorite color:

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1/28/2013 - JOINT BASE ELMENDORF RICHARDSON, Alaska (AFNS) -- MacAidan "Mac" Gallegos was only 5 when his father, Army Sgt. Justin Gallegos, was killed in Afghanistan in 2009. Not a day goes by that he doesn't think about him. On days like Jan. 24, his father's 31st birthday, he has found a special way to celebrate his birthday and honor his memory.

"I wanted to write my dad a letter and get it as close to heaven as possible," said Mac[...]

Helping American Veterans Experience Alaska, or HAVE Alaska, was stood up in 2010 by Moxley and his wife Carla to provide opportunities for Veterans to experience hunting and fishing excursions in Alaska.

A few emails and phone calls later Mac, his mother and his step-father, Army Master Sgt. Jeremy Marr, were meeting Senior Airman Jennifer Dunham, 90th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron crew chief who gave them a tour of the Raptor.

Before stepping to fly Lt. Col. Brian Baldwin, a Reserve F-22 pilot assigned to the 302nd Fighter Squadron, met Mac at his F-22 where the little boy handed over the letter to his father written on red construction paper, his dad's favorite color.

"It is an honor to fly with Mac's letter," said Baldwin. "His father gave the greatest sacrifice to our country and I am humbled to be able to do something for him and his family."

[Read It All]

God bless that dear child and his mother for finding a way to make this happen. Also a big thank you to Kyle Moxley of HAVE Alaska.

Sniff

h/t @meankitteh1.

By Stable Hand at 09:39 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Forget me Not

The preliminary hearing in the Honor Murder of Shaima Alawadi is scheduled for April 3 in case you missed the dozens and dozens of posts on the subject on CAIR's twitter feed.

Kassim Alhimidi has entered a Not Guilty plea, because you know Juice!

Nisayef told The Associated Press in Baghdad.

"So my point of view is that these accusations are dubious and could be fabricated as America is trying hard to give a pure picture for it in regard to human rights and fighting extremism,"

By Howie at 08:30 AM | Comments |

There's a Joke in Here: "Al Qaeda Retreating from French ADVANCE"

Though, I still haven't thought of a good punchline:

French air strikes destroyed the home of the leader of an Al-Qaeda-linked group in northern Mali as French-led forces advanced Sunday on the Islamist stronghold of Timbuktu.

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The overnight strikes in Kidal came 24 hours after French-led troops seized Gao, the most populated town in Mali's Islamist-controlled arid north, which is roughly the size of Texas.

How sorry is your insurgency when the French are kicking your ass?

Update by Howie: Standard Yoda schtik added.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:22 PM | Comments |

Al Qaeda Shows It's On the Run in Philippines by Not Releasing Hostages

On the run. I do not think it means what you think it means:

Al Qaeda-linked gunmen in the Philippines have refused to release a reported seven foreigners they’re holding hostage, as two weeks of negotiations with the government end in failure, according to various media reports.

Among the hostages held by Abu Sayyaf in the jungles of the Philippines are two European bird watchers, a Japanese treasure hunter, a journalist from Jordan, a Malaysian man and at least two Filipinos, the Associated Press reports.

Hey, I think there's a joke here. "A European bird watcher, a Japanese treasure hunter, a journalist from Jordan, a Malaysian, and two Filipinos walk into an Abu Sayyaf jungle. No one walks out." Ha ha ha, very funny.

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By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:59 PM | Comments |

Rooting for No One: Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for Syria Attack

If it weren't for all the innocents who get caught in the crossfire, I really would wish that the war in Syria would never end. On the one side you have the Nazi Baathists who are the main conduit through which Iran funds the terrorists in Hezbollah. On the other side? Al Qaeda:

Jabhat al-Nusra, which the U.S. says has ties to al-Qaeda and has declared a terrorist organization, said in a statement posted online that one of its suicide bombers detonated a car bomb last Monday at the headquarters of a pro-government militia in the central province of Hama. It said the bomber drove a truck packed with explosives to the militia's complex in the town of Salamiya and blew himself up "to give the tyrannical regime a taste" of violence it has been inflicting on the Syrian people.

Activists said at least 42 people, mostly pro-Assad militiamen, were killed in the blast.

So, there you have it. Syria is fast becoming the new Lebanon of the Middle East.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:44 PM | Comments |

Who Said This? 'Nothing's going to stop me! Not even deaths!'..

From Bronco Bama's cousin aka Dr Wolf: Guess-who-said-it game:

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Here's how one prominent politician recently described his plans for energy production:
There are going to be screw-ups. There are going to be bankruptcies. There'll be indictments and there'll be deaths. But we're going to keep going - and nothing's going to stop me."
So guess guess who said it. Was it...:

(A) An evil Republican whose hellbent lust for profits compels him to lay the Keystone oil pipeline even if it destroys the environment.

or

(B) A peace-loving Democrat whose benevolent quest for wholesomeness inspires him to force taxpayers to fund solar power plants so we can save Mother Earth and sing kumbaya.

Me thinks the kumbaya one.

By Stable Hand at 01:34 PM | Comments |

Rusty Calls for "Common Sense Limits on Freedom of Assembly, Nightclub Control"

233 people killed. 233! The culprit? A semi-automatic carrying crazy thug? Nope, a fire in a nightclub.

It kind of puts the whole gun control argument in perspective, doesn't it?

Think about the five essential freedoms in the First Amendment: Speech, press, religion, petition, and assembly.

When is the "conversation" going to start about limiting the number of people allowed in a nightclub?

To get this "conversation" going, let me propose limiting the number to, say, 10.

Any nightclub with more than 10 people in it are dangerous. What if there was a fire? If you had 11 people in the nightclub there would be 11 dead. But with 10, only 10 dead. Capiche?

And do you really need more than 10 people in a nightclub?

Look, I'm not trying to put nightclubs out of business. I'm not saying you can't go to a nightclub. I just want reasonable regulations on nightclubs.

I personally go nightclubbing all the time.

Nightclubs are part of our heritage, part of the American tradition. I mean, if you grew up and your dad gave you a disco ball when you were ten and that became part of your family's traditions, you can see why you'd be pretty protective of that.

No one is going to take away your disco ball. No one is going to take away your glowsticks, your ecstasy, condom machines in the women's bathroom, or your Eurotrash rave music.

But why can't you see that no one needs more than 10 people at a nightclub?

That's reasonable. With an additional mandatory background check for every one entering the nightclub, we should be able to save millions -- nay, billions -- of lives.

Also, we should do away with nightclubs that look like they could hold more than 10 people. You know, scary assault-nightclubs:

A nightclub fire killed at least 233 people in southern Brazil early on Sunday when a band's pyrotechnics show set the building ablaze and fleeing partygoers stampeded toward blocked and overcrowded exits in the ensuing panic, officials said.
Now if only the powerful nightclub lobby wasn't so good at mobilizing naive young urbanites, we'd be able to get nightclub control right away.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:58 AM | Comments |

Hamas's Talibanization of the Gaza Strip

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Tehmeena Afzal hates Talibanization

Go forth Free Free Palestine groups and 'migrate' to the Gaza strip. Leave your countries and move, permanently, our eyes will thank you.

Those who thought that Hamas would ever establish a modern and liberal regime in the Gaza Strip received another reminder this week of how the radical Islamist movement is pursuing its effort to create a Taliban-style entity in the territory that has been under its control since 2007.

The reminder came in the form of a decision taken by the Al-Aqsa University administration in the Gaza Strip to force female students to dress in accordance with Islamic teachings.

This means that all female students would be required to wear the hijab or niqab which cover their heads and faces.

This latest measure is part of a Hamas campaign aimed at "inculcating [Islamic] values and virtues" in the Gaza Strip, Hamas officials explained.

As part of this campaign, Hamas last week imposed a ban on low-waist trousers, Western-style haircuts and tight gowns.[...]

Meanwhile, foreign activists who continue to arrive in the Gaza Strip to voice solidarity with Hamas need to know that they are complicit in the effort to establish a repressive and brutal entity that has no respect for freedoms and despises Western culture and values.[More...]

Free Free Palestine hags deserve to be covered, just sayin..

By Stable Hand at 11:57 AM | Comments |

Report: Antisemetism Rises Sharply in Western Europe

I'm looking over the presser that accompanies the report and keep scratching my head as to what possibly motivates a PC so strong that it is unable to identify the cause of the rise in antisemitic attacks? While it's true that neo-Nazism -- the so-called "radical right" -- is on the rise in Eastern Europe, it's not faring so well in Western Europe. In the West, "far right" parties are usually much more pro-Israel than any one.

Israel Hayom:

The number of anti-Semitic incidents worldwide rose worryingly, according to a report on anti-Semitic trends prepared by Information and Diaspora Minister Yuli Edelstein and presented at Sunday's cabinet meeting. The report indicates a rise in terror acts and attempted terror attacks against Jewish targets, particularly by those associated with extremist Islamist movements or the radical Right...

The report mentions a rise in street attacks, both verbal and physical, against Jews throughout the world. The trend is most pronounced in Western Europe. However, anti-Semitic incidents are up throughout the world, in Eastern and Western Europe as well as in the U.S., Canada and Australia.


It seems to me that if you are incapable of articulating the source of the problem then you are unwilling or unable to deal with it. In Western Europe the source of antisemitism is mainly in Muslim immigrant communities and, to a lesser extent, to their sympathizers on the Left who use classic antisemitic motifs of disproportionate power and oppression.

See this Sunday Times cartoon for evidence, a criticism of Israel hardly coming from the Right.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:35 AM | Comments |

Bronco Bama: 'I Go Shooting All The Time'..

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Squirt

President Barack Obama has claimed that he goes shooting "all the time", while attempting to reassure American gun-owners that he respects their rights to use firearms[More...]
Prolly FOX News fault that no one knew he 'shoots' stuff..

Update: Related and why didn't I think of this:
Obama: Nah, I'm Not Going to Release All Those Photos of Me and My Staff Skeet-Shooting

Update II: Obamamedia to the rescue: Andrea Mitchell Claims Obama Said Only Guests Shot Skeet—But Even New Republic Editor Contradicts Her

By Stable Hand at 11:26 AM | Comments |

Snicker: Explosion at Underground Iranian Nuke Facility

To paraphrase some dude in The Hunt for Red October, "Machmood, have you lost another nuclear laboratory?":

Sources in Tel Aviv said yesterday they thought the explosion happened last week. The Israeli government is investigating reports that it led to extensive structural damage and that 200 workers had been trapped inside.

Israel believes the Iranians have not evacuated the surrounding area. It is unclear whether that is because no harmful substances have been released, or because Tehran is trying to avoid sparking panic among residents.

The Fordow plant is buried deep underground inside a mountain near the holy city of Qom. It is thought to be Iran's most heavily fortified facility and is regarded as impervious to Israeli airstrikes. Many of Fordow's 2700 nuclear centrifuges are stored deep below ground in bunkers.

Gremlins: They're everywhere and they're Jooish!

Thanks to 44 Guy

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:36 AM | Comments |

Video: Civil War Breaking Out in Egypt?

This video is labelled "Egyptian Snipers Shooting from Rooftops" in Port Said. But a) they don't appear to be snipers; and b) whoever they are shooting at is shooting back. I'll point out one other thing: the people on the roof appear to be wearing civilian clothes, yet the flag they are flying is clearly the Egyptian flag -- not the black flag of al Qaeda.

Protests are turning violent in Egypt and those doing the protests are mainly liberals dissatisfied with the Islamist government. I know we've run a few posts showing al Qaeda flags mixed in with them, but if push comes to shove who do you think the Salafis are going to back? An Islamist president or the infidels protesting him?

Very much related:

A man was shot dead on Monday in a fifth day of violence in Egypt that has killed 50 people and prompted the Islamist president to declare a state of emergency in an attempt to end a wave of unrest sweeping the Arab world's biggest nation.

Emergency rule announced by President Mohamed Mursi on Sunday covers the cities of Port Said, Ismailia and Suez. The army has already been deployed in two of those cities and cabinet approved a measure to let soldiers arrest civilians....

Thousands of mourners joined funerals in Port Said for the latest victims in the Mediterranean port city. Seven people were killed there on Sunday when residents joined marches to bury 33 others who had been killed a day earlier, most by gunshot wounds in a city where arms are rife.

Thanks to Golem Bar

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:29 AM | Comments |

Military Training Turns German Soldiers Into Girly Men

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From the German Herald via Anorak:

An elite military Guards battalion is growing boobs because of the way they drill, a shock military medical report had revealed in Germany.

Dozens of soldiers in the Wachbataillon unit - which performs close drill displays at official events - are said to be stricken with a condition which stimulates male mammary glands.

Experts say the repeated slapping of the soldiers' heavy rifles in the same spot on the left side of their chests during drills has stimulated the glands to produce hormones, causing boobs to sprout on one side only.

The condition - called one sided gynecomastia - has been diagnosed in 74 per cent of battalion members who presented to army medics with concerns over the growths.

Director of plastic surgery at the military hospital in Berlin, Professor Bjorn Krapohl, confirmed: "There is a very significant link between the activity in the Guard Battalion and the development of the breast on the left side.

Yep, Professor Crapola Krapohl sounds legit to me...

Unfortunately, while researching this story, I discovered there is a whole website dedicated to moobs. Enjoy, if that's your thing.

By DMartyr at 09:27 AM | Comments |

Burglar Disguises Himself As A Burglar To Rob Store

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CCTV cameras caught the crook, who bears a striking resemblance to children’s storybook character Burglar Bill, breaking into a Waitrose store in Essex (Source)
By DMartyr at 09:11 AM | Comments |

January 27, 2013

Sunday Times' Holocaust Remembrance: Blood Libel Cartoon

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This so-called media organization sucks testes, just saying.

Why can't cartoonists seem to criticise Israel without the use of big noses and blood libels? And why do the mainstream papers still publish this stuff?[...]

For some, however, Holocaust Memorial Day is transfiguring into a day that ‘the Jews’ or ‘Israel’ (for they will use these terms interchangeably), are to be attacked or set up, completely leaving behind the idea that the country came into existence in the wake of the greatest single crime in history[...]

For this is exactly what the Sunday Times has today done; not simply treading the fine line between criticism and blood libel, but indeed spitting all over it, leaving it for dust, and careering head first into anti-Semitismsville.

“Will cementing peace continue?” reads the caption beneath the image of a Quasimodo-like Netanyahu. As if this half-hearted attempt at a pun would help masquerade the overt racism within the image. No.

[Read It All]

h/t @israelradioguy

Related:
British Member of Parliament claims 'liberated Jews perpetuate atrocities', compares Mid-East conflict to Holocaust

By Stable Hand at 02:15 PM | Comments |

Meet Holocaust Denier: Egyptian Blogger Muhammad Isma'il Salama

Salama: "Six Million Jews Could Not Have Died In European Nazi Camps"

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Click image above or here to read the rest

The bitches blog is here. He is also on Twitter. I googlish translated his 'about' and laughed at 'unemployed':

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By Stable Hand at 11:59 AM | Comments |

PA Antisemitism: "Europe Could Not Bear Their Character Traits....Corruption"

Balfour Declaration was "ideal solution to get rid of them"

On International Holocaust Day, Palestinian Media Watch documents that messages of Antisemitism and hatred of Jews continue to be transmitted by official Palestinian Authority TV.

Earlier this month, on Fatah's 48th anniversary, PA TV broadcast a new film about the history of the Fatah movement: "Fatah: Revolution until Victory." The filmmakers chose to open the film by expressing classic Antisemitic demonization of Jews, stating that Europe "suffered a tragedy by providing refuge for the Jews." Having Jews living among them placed a great burden on Europeans:

"Faced with the Jews' schemes, Europe could not bear their character traits, monopolies, corruption, and their control and climbing up positions in government."
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Gee, and our hard earned tax dollars go to funding bs like this.

Me thinks the Holocaust film 'Genocide' also needs to be 'covertly' beaned into Palestine/Gaza.

By Stable Hand at 11:33 AM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: My Al Qaeda Flag Is Bigger Than Yours Egypt Edition
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
No It's Not Akhi

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:

I only came to France for a "member' enhancement.
The goats all laugh at me. Someone gave me this flag and sign to get me into the bachi bazi club.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against moe mentum for:
"when the moon god hitsa you eye like a big pizza pie you know his meatballs are next."
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Spartan for:
(sign reads) Allah be praised, I humped a French goat in protest!
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against Xenophon for:
To his horror, Achmed realized that the Al-Qaeda flag upside down looked like a bunch of ghey terrorists cornholing each other--and it was intentional.

Googlish below image:

Salafis and jihadists protests in front of the French embassy rejection of the war on Mali

Participated today Friday, January 18, 2013, dozens of Salafis and jihadists in Egypt, in the demonstration in front of the French embassy and called for by the stream of Islam year, which includes 22 Movement and Islamic trend notably movement are firm and the front Salafi stream of new Muslims and Jihad Salafi to denounce what they called the war "crusade" against Muslims in Mali .. The French government has announced since last Friday participation of African Union troops and the government in the fight against financial rebels there who are demanding the work of an Islamic emirate in northern Mali and threaten to overthrow the central government in the financial capital "Bamako" Among the most prominent rebel groups in Mali is the movement of "Ansar al-Din" faction "Iyad Ag Ghali" Movement "Tawhid and Jihad" and al-Qaeda in the north of the Maghreb and the insurgents fleeing from Libya after the fall of Gaddafi .. Next movement "Edit Ozoad" which calls for the work of the State of the Touareg.

By Stable Hand at 10:53 AM | Comments |

#Holocaust Film 'Genocide' Covertly Beamed Into #Iran

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Well played, well played. Good on them:

On Friday, an opposition Iranian satellite channel based in London aired “Genocide,” an Academy Award-winning 1980 documentary on the Holocaust produced by the Simon Wiesenthal Center. The sobering film, aired with subtitles in Farsi, was shown in order to combat the Iranian regime’s frequent denial of one of history’s most tragic events.

The Wiesenthal Center, a global Jewish human rights organization which also is home to the Museum of Tolerance, Holocaust museums in Los Angeles, Jerusalem and New York, coordinated the showing to coincide with International Holocaust Remembrance Day on Jan. 27.

Genocide,” or “Nasl Keshi, in Farsi, has been aired around the world, but Friday’s viewing was the first time Iranians have been able to see the film. The film aired on Iran’s NTV Simay Azadi, on satellite and streaming online[...]

“Any opportunity to learn the truth is well-received in a country like Iran where the truth is in short supply,” said Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of the Wiesenthal Center, who watched the airing into Iran live from his office in Los Angeles, along with the center’s founder and dean Rabbi Marvin Hier.

“It’s a payback for the Iranian regime,” Hier said. “They want to lock society. They want to deny the Holocaust, and now their whole population can see the truth and there’s nothing the Ayatollahs or Ahmadinejad can do about it.”[More....]

h/t @MrsDigger

Holocaust Remembrance: The "Forget You Not"™ Project

By Stable Hand at 10:34 AM | Comments |

January 26, 2013

Shariah! Iran Unveils A Finger Amputation 'Machine"..

Update: Commenter 'Shear, not bandsaw' noted this machine is a punch press. Different size die sets are used to punch holes in materials. This mans finger was f'n smashed off, not cleanly cut off.

Here is an example of 'unsafe operation' of a punch press:

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Chilling, to say the least.

Via Israelly Cool:

As horrendous as public executions are, at least the condemned are no longer suffering. That can't be said for the man who had his finger(s) amputated with a band saw[More...]:

More images below the fold:

By Stable Hand at 11:51 AM | Comments |

#Egypt #Tahrir: No Al Qaeda Flag Wavers In This Crowd Of Protesters

Unlike these al-Qaeda loving Egyptians protesting against France's involvement in Mali:

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

These Egyptians only wave the flag of Egypt.

For a second day, the protest continues in Egypt. Yesterday marked the 2nd anniversary of the protest to oust Muburak. A sham election brought the Muslim Brotherhood into power.

From one dictator to another, only this time, a shariah loving, America/Israel/Westerners hating one:

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Although, note the A-C-A-B (all cops are bastards), used by OccupyWallStreet, is on the wall. I don't know if this is 'old graffiti" or not.

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Occupy and Anonymous types were also present in Cairo on 9/11/2012 espousing hate for America.
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Continued below fold:

@DailyNewsEgypt: Some protesters in #Tahrir square decided to go to the Shura Council via @BasilElD http://twitpic.com/byfdff:

Related:
Man Holding Sign In #Tahrir Square: Obama You Jerk, Muslim Brotherhoods Are Killing The Egyptians

By Stable Hand at 09:54 AM | Comments |

#MyJihad - Anyone Who Says Islam Is Violent Should Be Killed

Ahh, the religion of irrational logic...

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Jihad Watch has more.

By DMartyr at 07:52 AM | Comments |

Whew! That Was Close!

Disaster averted in Saudi Arabia!

The police set up a check-point after they received a report that a woman was seen driving on the Hijra Highway on Monday afternoon, local Arabic daily Al Madina reported on Tuesday.

In other Islamic crime news:

KUWAIT CITY, Jan 25: Acting on information police rushed to a shopping center in Salmiya and took into custody three unidentified young women who were scantily dressed, reports Al-Rai daily.
By DMartyr at 07:37 AM | Comments |

January 25, 2013

Two Germans Convicted of al Qaeda Membership

Two men who met in Pakistan while training for violent jihad have been sentenced to, surprisingly, lengthy (by European standards) prison sentences:

Two suspected Al-Qaeda members were on Friday handed lengthy prison sentences by a Berlin court. One had released a video during the 2007 election campaign threatening a holy war on Germany.

The court gave one of the pair, [Yusuf Ocak] a 27-year-old [from Luebeck, Germany], nine years in prison. His 23-year-old Austrian partner [Maqsood Lodin, of Afghan immigrant background] was handed six years and nine months.

Watch out for the cornholes guys.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:33 PM | Comments |

Two Top Chechen Jihadis Killed

You gotta love the Russians. Sure, their foreign policy sucks and their electoral system is almost, but not quite, as corrupt as Chicago's -- but they do produce smokin' hot women and know how to deal with jihadis: by killing them:

Two of the most wanted Islamist rebels in Chechnya were among 14 people killed in a shootout between Russian forces and militants, Interfax news agency said on Thursday.

Brothers Khuseyn and Muslim Gakayev have been accused of organising several high-profile attacks, most recently a suicide bomb attack on an interior ministry vehicle that killed four people last August.

They were also blamed for an attack on the Chechen parliament in 2010 when at least six people died, and an assassination attempt at the residence of Moscow-backed Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov.

For their part, the Kavkaz Center is neither confirming nor denying the death of the brothers. In fact, if you read their statement carefully you learn that the last communication from the jihadi cell was that they were surrounded and under attack. Then, nothing more
On the night of Thursday Kavkaz Center received a message about the encirclement of the Mujahideen in the Vedeno district.

It said that large forces of puppets, supported by invaders, including by aircraft and artillery, have surrounded a group of Mujahideen by the will of Allah.

Yes, I'm quite sure it was Allah's will that the al Qaeda types were surrounded and killed.

Sounds kind of like a confirmation to me.

Hat tip: Rantburg

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:48 PM | Comments |

Sharia Enforcement Gang Arrested in London

Remember the video showing a gang of young men in London's Whitechapel area harassing people into sharia enforcement? They've been arrested:

British police say they've arrested four men linked to a video of self-proclaimed Muslim vigilantes threatening revelers on the streets of east London.

One of the videos shows a group shouting anti-gay slurs at a man in dark eye makeup. Other videos show a group accosting a drink-toting man, shooing a non-Muslim couple away from a mosque and harassing a young woman in a miniskirt.

Incidentally, I was in Whitechapel about nine months ago and it remains today, as it was in Jack the Ripper's time, London's armpit.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:36 PM | Comments |

3 Would-be Bombers on Trial in UK

The three men are using the "it was just all talk" defense. Ok, but what kind of sick bastard thinks it's cool to claim that you were trained by al Qaeda and that you were going to kill British soldiers on UK soil?

Three men discussed using suicide vests, rucksack bombs and guns to kill British soldiers, a court has heard.

Irfan Naseer, Irfan Khalid and Ashik Ali, all of Birmingham, deny conduct in preparation of terrorist acts.

Prosecutors told Woolwich Crown Court the three men had "glorified" the 9/11 attacks and that Mr Ali made the claim about the plan to attack soldiers during a police interview....

Mr Naseer told the jury that, in his conversations that were secretly recorded, he was in fact only pretending to be a terrorist to make himself look big.

I've no idea if these guys actually intended to kill anyone. But the important point is being missed by the BBC: there is a sub-culture in the UK where it's not only ok to claim that the jihadis are the good guys, but it's a point of pride to claim that you are in al Qaeda and you want to kill British soldiers.

Thanks to uptight

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:19 PM | Comments |

Man Holding Sign In #Tahrir Square: Obama You Jerk, Muslim Brotherhoods Are Killing The Egyptians

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h/t @twtchy and @betsy_hiel

The hashtag #Tahrir has a lot more images regarding this, plus more rapes are being reported.

Related image from December of last year. @betsy_hiel took this photo also, I believe:

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By Stable Hand at 01:05 PM | Comments |

Attn: Twitter User @HSMPress

Frankly I'm shocked but....

https://twitter.com/HSMPress

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Twitterated!

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Our flagging campaign against al-Shabaab for posting images of dead French soldiers and issuing threats to Murder Kenyan hostages on Twitter has finally yielded results

Also special thanks to JM Berger for his work on the issue as well.

Now all that's left to do is get Twitter to follow suit on their Arabic feed.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

January 24, 2013

Caption This: Lord Of The Flies

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Obama seems to be menaced by flies. Quite often. Which is kind of "Exorcist" creepy, if you ask me.

So caption it. Speak for the flies or offer an explanation, however weird. You can email me Photoshop entries and I'll post it below the fold.

First Photoshop submission from Nana:

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This wasn't an official entry. I just found it while Googling and thought it was funny:

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By DMartyr at 09:52 PM | Comments |

#MolonLabe Gunny & Glock - Wrong Girl

Via GlennBeck:

h/t @JtLOL

Someone started a Twitter hashtag. #MolonLabe, earlier today over attempted gun grabbing legislation of over 150 firearms by Diane Feinstein

By Stable Hand at 06:55 PM | Comments |

Where's Rusty?

Last known location? North Fort Myers, Florida playing whack a mole.

By Vinnie at 05:56 PM | Comments |

American Collaborator In Mumbai Massacre Sentenced To 35 Years

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From FNC:

An American was sentenced on Thursday to 35 years in prison for the key role he played in a 2008 terrorist attack on Mumbai that has been called India's 9/11.

David Coleman Headley, 52, whose meticulous scouting missions facilitated the assault by 10 gunmen from a Pakistani-based militant group, which killed 160 people -- including children. [...]

Before Leinenweber imposed the sentence, a victim shot in the attack gave emotional testimony during the hearing Thursday morning. Linda Ragsdale, a Tennessee children's author, spoke through tears describing how she lost friends in the attacks and her own injuries. She said she was haunted by the sounds of people suffering and her recovery from the wounds continues.

"I know what a bullet can do to every part of the human body," she said. "I know the sound of life leaving a 13-year-old child. These are things I never needed to know, never needed to experience."

35 years. That comes out to less than 3 months per life, if my math is correct.

By DMartyr at 02:48 PM | Comments |

Oh Noes! Muslims Brotherhood's Freedom & Justice Party Website HQ's Torched!

Click image for history of The "Brotherhood"

Shame on those 'hooligans' for 'torching' a brutal Shariah loving 'thugs' building

Meanwhile, unidentified masked men torched the headquarters of the Muslim Brotherhood’s website (Ikhwanonline) in downtown Cairo.

At 11:30pm on Wednesday, thugs threw Molotov cocktails into Ikhwanonline’s office and fled, setting the place on fire. Residents in the same building put out the fire as security authorities and the fire-brigade were called and arrived promptly.

By Stable Hand at 02:39 PM | Comments |

Where's Rusty?

He finally found the perfect platform on which to post his sex tapes.

Today, we’re introducing Vine: a mobile service that lets you capture and share short looping videos. Like Tweets, the brevity of videos on Vine (6 seconds or less) inspires creativity.

By Howie at 02:30 PM | Comments |

War P0rn: FSA Rebels Try To Ambush Castle Ruins

All I could think is, "Where is an Apache when you really need one?"

(WARNING: Some graphic content!)

By DMartyr at 02:24 PM | Comments |

Boobies! Member Of Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood Demanded Flight Crew Stop 'Racy' In-Flight Film

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What? Ahmed Fahmy no like boobies and stuff?

Ahmed Fahmy, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood’s Freedom and Justice Party (FJP) and parliament’s upper house speaker, “caused a stir during a flight from Sudan to Egypt when he called on the plane’s staff to stop screening a movie featuring ‘hot scenes’.”

Unfortunately for Fahmy, his political sway does not extend six miles up[...]

The article doesn’t name the film that was showing, but it does contain a comment by a reader who identified himself as “Aladdin, Egypt,” who writes, “BH should amputates the hands or heads of those managers who allowed such explicit movies.”

Arab Spring!

By Stable Hand at 02:09 PM | Comments |

Lest Anyone Forget: JihadTweet Against "The Jewish" U.S. Ambassador to #Yemen

Via hearter of a dead guy, "Nasser Al-Qaeda" [Analyst and champion of the causes of the Muslim Ummah and the oppressed everywhere] aka @nsir200011:

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Carry on Twitter and ignore your TOS violations.

Related:
Yemen: Al Qaeda's (AQAP) Media Arm Screws Up Omits Bounty On US Ambassador to Yemen & US Soldiers (Updated)

By Stable Hand at 01:31 PM | Comments |

UK: Imminent Threat Against Westerners In #Benghazi

But, but, al-Qaeda has been decimated and on the run~Bronco Bama

USA Today

LONDON (AP) — Britain urged its citizens Thursday to immediately leave the eastern Libyan city of Benghazi in response to what it described as an imminent threat against Westerners.

The warning comes a day after U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton testified to the Senate about a deadly September attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi that killed four Americans, including the ambassador to Libya. It also comes as French troops battle al-Qaida linked militants in Mali, and follows the deaths of dozens of foreigners at the hands of Islamist extremists in Algeria — though it remained unclear if those two events were linked to the U.K. warning about Libya.

Britain's Foreign Office on Thursday described the threat as "specific and imminent" and urged all British nationals still in Benghazi to "leave immediately.[More...]

h/t @Geraldanthro

By Stable Hand at 12:02 PM | Comments |

Ministry of Irony: Turks Issue Fatwa Against Jabba's Fortress

Telegraph:

Lego has been accused of racism by the Turkish community over a Star Wars model that supposedly resembles one of Istanbul’s most revered mosques.
Not only does the model kind of sort of look like Hagia Sophia Turkey says the characters at Jabba's house hurt religious and cultural feelings, of Asians(Muslims) and Orientals(Muslims) because they portray them as armed, violent and prone to crimes like say terrorism, slavery, murder.

Which is kind of funny because the Hagia Sophia is a former Christian Basilica which was taken by when Mehmed the Conqueror. Mehmed's brutality was only surpassed by Vlad the Impaler.

But the main difference between Jabba the Hut and Mehmed the Conqueror is that Jabba wasn't gay.

Mehmed II ordered the 14-year old son of the Grand Duke Lucas Notaras brought to him "for his pleasure". When the father refused to deliver his son to such a fate he had them both decapitated on the spot.

Some dispute the account of Mehmed the Conqueror's gayness due to the fact that it he killed all the witnesses.

Furthermore according to Ottoman sources Notaras and all the other Christian dignitaries in the city were executed for purely political reasons.
See totally 100% not gay.

By Howie at 11:39 AM | Comments |

By All Means, Keep Emailing Known al Qaeda Sympathizers

How did the FBI first learn of Mohamed Mohamud's interest in blowing people in Portland up? He emailed Samir Khan:

The FBI came across him in 2009 while investigating Samir Khan. Khan was the man from Charlotte who edited an online magazine for al-Qaeda.

The FBI was tracking Khan -- who was killed in a drone strike with then-al-Qaida leader Anwar al-Awlaki -- when they came across Mohamud's emails to him in early 2009.

Thank Allah that most of Samir's online friends were morons.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:26 AM | Comments |

Van Jones: Obama Is A 'Communitarian'..

Mr 9/11 truther speaketh:

At Loyola University in Chicago, Van Jones described President Obama as "not a socialist," but a "communitarian."

Words matter, you see.

Update: Rebel Pundit's post at the above here

By Stable Hand at 10:57 AM | Comments |

Somalia: Al Shabaab, On Twitter, Threatens To Kill Kenyan Hostages
Update: Kenya Won't Negotiate With These Bitches

First, Al Shabaab (aka the African Taliban) tweet a link to the download:

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Next, it appears on JihadTube:

Then the threats:

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Twitter yawns over TOS violation as they did when Al Shabaab, aka @HSMPress, threatened to kill French hostage Denis Allex if France attempted to rescue him. He died and Al Shabaab tweeted several images of a French commando who was killed in the failed hostage rescue operation.

I suppose we should start calling Twitter JihadTweet or JihadTwitter or TwitterJihad, much like we call Google's YouTube JihadTube.

Update: Kenya officials respond to the above threat We will not bargain with al-Shabaab

* Says government "cannot negotiate with terrorists"
* Nairobi says hostages are non-combatants, not POWs
"not POW's", exactly.

Update: If you so choose, tweet this article to @hrw and/or contact them here and ask why the silence on these hostages and the death threat. If Jews were involved it would be all over the news.

Update: OWND:

By Stable Hand at 08:55 AM | Comments |

ABCNEWS Sucks Off The Taliban

I was struck yesterday how ABCNEWS lead its newscast with criticism of Prince Harry by Taliban Spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid.

Who the hell is Zabiullah Mujahid to criticize anyone? I mean this guy not only keeps gay kiddie porn on his computer, he also approves of shooting little girls in the head for, you know, going to school. The Taliban are just pissed off they failed miserably at trying to kill the Prince.

If anything the US and the British people should be thanking Prince Harry and cheering him for every Talib that he removes from this Earth. If he can do it with at the push of a butting with his mad skillz. That's to be praised!

On top of ABC dutifully distributing Zabiullah Mujahid's propaganda for him, Diane Sawyer might as well have given Zabiullah a hummer on national Tee Vee. Same effect basically.

By Howie at 08:51 AM | Comments |

January 23, 2013

Dude, Don't Play With That

You'll shoot your penis off!

Ooops

A security guard in the Brazilian town of Rio Claro arguably had the worst day ever after he reportedly shot his penis off with an illegal gun. To make matters worse, he also faces charges for illegal possession of a firearm.

Police found the 33-year-old man slumped over in the driver’s seat of his car after a resident reported hearing gun shots. Police say the man was bleeding from his groin area when they arrived. The man was reportedly in possession of a .38 caliber handgun with four rounds of ammunition in his pocket.

By Stable Hand at 09:55 PM | Comments |

Retards in Turkey Shout "Yankee go home!" at Germans

The NATO soldiers being harassed are, in fact, Germans.

And the the real kicker here? Even those these morons are harassing the wrong people, I think they're right. We should go home.

Turkey is in NATO because of Cold War necessities. Earth to the Pentagon: we won the Cold War. We don't need the Turks as allies anymore. Is there really a good reason why we're still there? If there is, I don't see it.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 07:32 PM | Comments |

AQAP #2 Killed in Yemen (Again)

AQAP's #2 Saeed al-Shahri has been killed in Yemen. #3 will now step into his shoes until he is also droned. Next!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:18 PM | Comments |

Big Ban Thread

Our webmaster, Pixy Misa, tells us that he's doing a massive cleanup of the comments section and banning close to 70,000 IPs because they are associated with spambots. If your IP accidentally gets swept up in the effort, just drop me a line and I'll do what I can to get your specific IP unbanned.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:48 PM | Comments |

Livestream: #Clinton Testifies Before The House On #Benghazi Terror Attack


You can watch/listen here

Update: Love fest, again:

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Update II: Claws come out when the protest over Mohammed video was brought up:

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Hillary to Rep Rohrbacher: "I didn't say the video was about Libya, it certainly was about the other places". Rohrbacher continued, saying, “The only people I know who are in jail right now is the filmmaker. Isn’t that disconcerting?”

Update III: Praising Hillary and the budget is the talking point for the dems. Evil rethugllicans wouldn't give her enough money! It's their fault!

Update IV: Hillary goes to her 'notes' during you lie Rep Wilson's awesome questions:

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I will leave my updates at that. The democrats have showered Clinton with praise and blame the budget. The Republicans, so far, have asked Clinton the questions that should be asked.

Headlines in MFM will use the dems talking point - budget. Sadly, Amb Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty and Tyrone S Woods are unavailable for comment. They deserve better.

Update V: Yes, I know I said no more updates but this is important. Finally! Rep Marino from Florida held up numerous al-Qaeda flag wavers at protests in Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Mali, etc. They were collected for a DoD report and he asked Clinton is she was aware of the pattern the DoD report established that the flag was connected to al Qaeda-affiliated groups.

I have been reporting on those flags throughout the "Arab Spring" and glad to see Rep Marino bring them up. One such image is below, I wonder if he realizes Occupy & Anonymous type groups were also 'represented" at the protest in Cairo on 9/11/2012:

By Stable Hand at 02:37 PM | Comments |

Some In Amenas, #Algeria Attackers Are Placed At #Benghazi

Lovely

ALGIERS — Several Egyptian members of the squad of militants that lay bloody siege to an Algerian gas complex last week also took part in the deadly attack on the United States Mission in Libya in September, a senior Algerian official said Tuesday.

The Egyptians involved in both attacks were killed by Algerian forces during the four-day ordeal that ended in the deaths of at least 38 hostages and 29 kidnappers, the official said. But three of the militants were captured alive, and one of them described the Egyptians’ role in both assaults under interrogation by the Algerian security services, the official said.

If confirmed, the link between two of the most brazen assaults in recent memory would reinforce the transborder character of the jihadist groups now striking across the Sahara[More...]

Well hell, no surprise here. Those who took part in the attack in Benghazi saw the weak response from Bronco Bama and his administration. Video!!

Related:
Primer on Jihadi Players in Algeria and Mali, Pt4[final]: Ansar al-Din
Primer on Jihadi Players in Algeria and Mali, Pt3: Movement for Tawhid and Jihad in West Africa
Primer on Jihadi Players in Algeria and Mali, Pt2: Belmokhtar & Those Who Sign With Blood
Primer on Jihadi Players in Algeria and Mali, Pt1: AQIM

By Stable Hand at 01:38 PM | Comments |

Say Goodbye To My Little Friend

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David Arquette supports gun control and ammunition limits in film:

Hollywood actor David Arquette said he would support President Barack Obama and Congress regulating the depiction of ammunition in Hollywood films.

“Hey, listen, if you want to restrict the amount of bullets that fit in a magazine and then restrict that also from being able to show that amount of bullets in a clip on a movie screen, I’m totally down with it. Go for it,” Arquette told TheDC on Inauguration Day.

If these Hollywood leftists had their way, we will never have another great film like The Godfather, Scarface, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Unforgiven, etc.

By DMartyr at 12:52 PM | Comments |

Video: Revolution Poem Rap

Nasheed FAIL although @KamalSaleh liked it. He also hearts domestic terrorist Tarek Mehanna:

Who now enjoys ~Cornholing by Bubba~

By Stable Hand at 12:38 PM | Comments |

Muhammad Al-Zawahiri at Cairo Demo: If France Doesn't Withdraw from Mali, It Will Come to Bitter End

[Related: Like Al Qaeda[Insert Group Names Here], Egyptian President 'Condemns' French Military Intervention In Mali]

In pictures, a good time was had by all at the protest. Al Qaeda #1 will be so proud of his brother, Muhammad, for bringing together all these ROPMAers:

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

Continued below fold:

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

Muslimahs from The Muslims Brotherhood's "The Sister Brotherhood" were there too!

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى
احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

By Stable Hand at 12:07 PM | Comments |

Islam Excels Where The Kuffar Fail

An ambition scientist wants to create a Neanderthal man from DNA:

Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School believes he can reconstruct Neanderthal DNA and resurrect the species which became extinct 33,000 years ago.

His scheme is reminiscent of Jurassic Park but, while in the film dinosaurs were created in a laboratory, Professor Church’s ambitious plan requires a human volunteer.

He said his analysis of Neanderthal genetic code using samples from bones is complete enough to reconstruct their DNA.

He said: ‘Now I need an adventurous female human.

Or they could just call al Qaeda, who would be able to provide multiple specimens.

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By DMartyr at 12:06 PM | Comments |

Livestream: #Clinton Testifies Before Senate Committee On #Benghazi Terror Attack

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Click image above or here to watch.

Clinton: "No, I didn't tell Susan Rice to go on the Sunday talk shows" "I wasn't involved in the talking points process"

Clinton continues to "hint" she requested more monies and was denied. Her budget was too low or something. Strange, the State Department had no problem sending extra security to Barbados on the anniversary of 9/11[State Dept. Confirms: Marines on 9/11/12 Were Protecting U.S. Embassy--in Barbados ]

Nor did the State Department have any problem cutting Libya security while Vienna Embassy gained Chevy Volts. A party was held and champagne was enjoyed by all

Green Embassies Gala

Yet to be answered, or even asked directly - why was the Mohammed video used as reason for attack. Why was the video maker arrested in front of MFM? Why is the video maker spending 1yr in prison?

I stand corrected, [sorta..he only asked about the protest..hence video] Sen Johnson did ask about the video protest and Hillary brought her claws out "What difference at this point does it make?" Whether it was a protest or not.

Senator McCain: The answers that were given the American people...were false" "People don't bring RPG's and mortars to spontaneous protests"

Senator Turban Durbin now bringing up Iraq and the WMD's:

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"Americans lost their lives. We could have a hearing about that!" He also commented about the budget and everything else to avoid talking about Benghazi.

Sen Rand Paul to Clinton: "If I had been President at the time...I would have relieved you of your post." He also shocked her by asking whether weapons from Benghazi were being moved to Turkey and possibly Syria. She was speechless for a moment then said she had no idea or something.

This hearing has been a sham, kid gloves were worn by almost all senators. MFM will most likely report faulting those bad rethuglicans for not giving Sec Clinton more monies!!!

By Stable Hand at 09:13 AM | Comments |

January 22, 2013

Guilty!

Of being conservative on Facebook.

“Chicks on the Right,” a popular conservative website, could lose its Facebook community after posting a critical message about the White House press secretary that allegedly violated the social networking site’s standards.

The controversy involves a posting on their Facebook fan page that referred readers to a website posting titled, “You Know What? Liberal Hypocrisy is Starting to Cause Me Actual Physical Pain.”

The Chicks on the Right, “Jay Carney can kiss my assular area,” wrote Mockarena, who runs the website with Daisy, a medical writer and adjunct professor of communications.

Needless to say the liberal truth squads were quick to get to work on denying Chicks on the Right 1st amendment rights.

I for one am like totally pretending to be shocked that Facebook is full of liberal fascists.

By Howie at 03:11 PM | Comments |

When Polls Go Badly

From PJ Media via IHateTheMedia:

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Cast your vote HERE.

By DMartyr at 02:58 PM | Comments |

You Can Have My Kittens When You Pry Them From My Cold Dead Arms

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New Zealand environmentalists campaign to ban kittens:

Morgan called on his countrymen Tuesday to make their current cat their last in order to save the nation's unique bird species. He set up a website, called Cats To Go, depicting a tiny kitten with red devil's horns. The opening line: "That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer."

That little ball of fluff might be a "natural born killer," but it's MY natural born killer. Keep your paws off.

By DMartyr at 02:21 PM | Comments |

And...?

Pakistan complains video games are making them look bad:

Two popular video games have been ordered removed from store shelves in Pakistan, after shop owners there complained that the games portray their country as an incubator for terrorism.

The games, Call Of Duty: Black Ops II and Medal Of Honor: Warfighter, suggests Pakistan's intelligence agencies are sympathetic to Islamic terrorist organizations such as al Qaeda and the Taliban.

And..?

By DMartyr at 02:09 PM | Comments |

Developing: Reports Of Shooting At Lone Star College In Houston

Live feed here

h/t @BlogsofWar

Also on Twitter: Lone Star College

Update: Sheila Jackson Lee: This is a place of learning....active shooting situation...recognize victims have been injured....contact the leadership there...again, this is a college campus with great diversity....I'm sad to hear this type of incident happen....I was at a conference dealing with gun violence....

Add the above incident to the anti-gun establishment's folder.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected by this tragic incident.

Update II: Unconfirmed reports: College is a gun free campus[true..ed], a argument between 2 students and 1 student pulled a gun. Unknown number of bystanders were injured. Shooting 'may have' moved from one area to another. "Gang related" may be possible. One of the shooters were taken into custody. This is still a 'active' situation

By Stable Hand at 02:04 PM | Comments |

Taliban: Prince Harry Has Mental Problems

They were responding to the "shocka" report by several MFM outlets that Prince Harry actually kills/shoots at the Taliban.

Crazy shit the Taliban speak

KABUL, Jan 22 – Britain’s Prince Harry, who compared shooting insurgents in Afghanistan to playing video games, “has probably developed a mental problem”, the Taliban said Tuesday.

“There are 49 countries with their powerful military failing in the fight against the mujahideen, and now this prince comes and compares this war with his games, PlayStation or whatever he calls it,” Taliban spokesman Zabiullah Mujahid told AFP.[More...]

h/t @MeanKitteh

You can tweet to Zaiullah Mujahid - @zabihmujahid and offer your opinions about what he said regarding Prince Harry. He hearts us, honest, cuz he still has a link to his site, that is no more, to prove it.

By Stable Hand at 01:17 PM | Comments |

Like Al Qaeda[Insert Group Names Here], Egyptian President 'Condemns' French Military Intervention In Mali

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Of course Morsi would agree with terror groups on this. He is a member, in good standing, in The Muslim Brotherhood

[TheRightScoop]Egypt’s President Mohammed Morsi has broken ranks with the international community at large over France’s intervention in Mali, saying he was opposed to the action out of fear it would sow seeds of unrest in the region.[More....]

By Stable Hand at 12:28 PM | Comments |

Dearbornistan: McDonald's Pays Jizya

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McDonald's pays out some serious cash to appease the Muslim community in Dearborn, Michigan. Looks like McD's is off my menu for good. (Not that it was really ever on it.)

DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) — McDonald's and one of its franchise owners agreed to pay $700,000 to members of the Muslim community to settle allegations a Detroit-area restaurant falsely advertised its food as being prepared according to Islamic dietary law. [...]

The lawsuit alleged that Ahmed bought a chicken sandwich in September 2011 at a Dearborn McDonald's but found it wasn't halal — meaning it didn't meet Islamic requirements for preparing food. Islam forbids consumption of pork, and God's name must be invoked before an animal providing meat for consumption is slaughtered.

By DMartyr at 12:05 PM | Comments |

Obama: I Like My Voters Uninformed, Unemployed, And High

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From College Fix (emphasis mine):

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama delivered a direct, forceful inaugural address Monday, during which he promised the continuation of a large national government and socially progressive platform to a lackluster crowd who at times seemed more interested in their cell phones than his speech.

Despite the president’s sharply ideological tone – perhaps to fire up his base for his second term – the crowd gathered on the National Mall failed to catch the emotional fever pitch. It remains to be seen what, if any, role the strong smell of the marijuana smoke in one part of the Mall played on the crowd’s demeanor.

Dude!

I guess this explains Michelle shoveling food in her mouth. She had the munchies. (Video below the fold.)

Another angle of it HERE.

By DMartyr at 11:49 AM | Comments |

#Algeria: A Headline Only A Conspiracy Theorist Would Love

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Terror in North Africa: are Westerners pulling the strings?

Canada is today investigating an allegation by the Algerian Prime Minister that one of its citizens co-ordinated the terror raid at the Saharan gas plant in which dozens of hostages were killed.

Westerners, including a man with blond hair and blue eyes, are believed to have been among the Islamist militants who launched last week’s attack on the Tigantourine complex near Algeria’s border with Libya.

A French jihadist, previously unknown to authorities, and two Canadians are suspected to have been involved in the hostage-taking, and reports also claim that a man with a Western accent was among the extremists who lured terrified gas workers from their rooms during the hostage crisis.

Prime Minister Abdelmalek Sellal told reporters that a man, judged “by his English accent” to have been Canadian, was among the 32 Islamists whose raid on the Algerian refinery prompted a global crisis. One of the Canadians, identified only as “Shaddad”, is alleged to have played a leading role in the attack which left 58 hostages – including 37 Westerners - dead after a four-day battle with Algerian forces. Five further Western workers are still unaccounted for. “A Canadian was among the militants,” Mr Sellal said. “He was co-ordinating the attack.”

Is is any surprise al-Qaeda has recruited Westerners? Our prisons are full of them as we have reported here for years at Jawa. But, the headline/front page makes the conspiracy theorists come out of the woodwork.

To make my case, read this comment:

This comes a couple days after Cameron tells us the war against Al Qaeda is going to last decades but which Al Qaeda is he referring to?

Is this the Al Qaeda financed and controlled by CIA tactician Tim Osman aka Osama Bin Laden?

Or is this the Al Qaeda that we gave money, intelligence and arms in return for them assisting the overthrowing of the Gaddafi regime?

Could this be the same Al Qaeda that we are privately supporting to seed war and dissent in Syria?

Or this tweet:
@SammiWright: @SkyNews of course we are were exploiting them for every resource theyve got!! Its disgustin
The blame on the terrorist attack in In Amenas lies solely with the terrorist be they converts or whatever. Al Qaeda is pulling the strings.

And yes Virginia, there are Westerners who convert to radical Islam.

By Stable Hand at 02:16 AM | Comments |

January 21, 2013

Inauguration Funnies: TPM: 'Virginia GOP Pulls Dirty Trick On Inauguration Day'..

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They worked, how dare they![PJTatler]

All eyes should have been on The Second Coming

h/t memeorandum

Even worse? Twitter has been having sporadic outages and that makes it harder for Soros lackeys to get the word out!

By Stable Hand at 11:32 PM | Comments |

BBC: 'Prince Harry In Afghanistan': I Fired At Enemy

Dear BBC, that's his f'n job. He didn't go there to play nice with the Taliban

Prince Harry shot at Taliban insurgents during his time as an Army helicopter pilot in Afghanistan, he says.

The prince, whose five-month deployment to the country has just ended, spoke about his role as an Apache co-pilot gunner, and whether he had killed.

"Yeah, so lots of people have. The squadron's been out here. Everyone's fired a certain amount," he said.

"If there's people trying to do bad stuff to our guys, then we'll take them out of the game."

CNN also has a piece on him as well as the Guardian.

Is a Prince not supposed to kill bad guys or would they prefer him to be butt naked in Las Vegas? MFM never fails to show their naivety when it comes to the war on terror.

By Stable Hand at 10:41 PM | Comments |

Droned: 3 More AQAP Mujahid Eliminated In Marib, Yemen

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Nice! Three days ago 8 of 'em were droned!

More please

[Bill Roggio]US drones struck again in Marib province in central Yemen, killing three al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula operatives. The strike is the second in the central province in three days.

The CIA-operated, remotely piloted Predators or the more deadly Reapers launched two missiles today at a car as it traveled outside the city of Marib in the province of the same name, according to The Associated Press. Three AQAP members, identified as Ali Saleh Toaiman, Qassim Nasser Toaiman, and Ahmed al Ziadi, a local commander in the province, were killed in the attack, and two more were wounded.[More...]

Next?

By Stable Hand at 09:33 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Gates of Vienna Has Moved

F*ck Google's Blogger!

Gates of Vienna has moved. Our new location is:

http://gatesofvienna.net/.

Previous content is in the process of migrating to the new site. Most
is already in place.

I owe a big debt of gratitude to Henrik Rćder Clausen, Vlad Tepes, and
KGS for their help setting up the new site and tutoring me in the
nuances of WordPress.

We will shortly have the archives and the comments, but the new
template hasn’t really been established — just the bare minimum to get
us up and running. The rest of the process will take a while.

...n the meantime, if everyone could change their links to us on their
sites, as well as their bookmarks, that will help the search engines
find the new URL and give us back some of our ranking.


By Howie at 03:44 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: We Interrupt Our Regular Programming

For this message of tolerance from the Religion of Peace™

Hat Tip: Intelgirl.

By Howie at 03:32 PM | Comments |

Belgian Diaspora?

It looks like Anjem Choudary's band of Muslim bigots from Sharia4Belgium are about to force a Jewish school in Brussels to close.

Times of Israel:

BRUSSELS (JTA) — On the third floor of the Belgian capital’s oldest Jewish school, Jacquy Wajc pauses to listen to the eerie silence that hangs in the hallways.

It’s not only Brussels. Across Europe, Jews have quietly abandoned long-inhabited neighborhoods in central urban areas for remote suburbs.

Unlike in the United States, where the Jewish flight to the suburbs often was part of a larger migration of the affluent from increasingly crime-ridden inner cities, in Europe, the wealthier urban precincts are typically the more central ones. But in a number of cities, neighborhoods once teeming with Jewish life have become no-go zones for Jews — especially if they wear a yarmulke.

By Howie at 03:23 PM | Comments |

Inauguration Caption Contest

Caption this image of Bill Clinton checking out the posterior view of Kelly Clarkson.

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Hat Tip: Rick.

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Surely you can do better?

By Howie at 01:47 PM | Comments |

Second Coming: #inaug2013

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Thy Finger Has Been Pulled

For those of you that didn't notice right away, check out the 'tab' on the above image.

See here for h/t

By Stable Hand at 12:30 PM | Comments |

Yemen: Allahu Handjobbar!!

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At Least 13 Suspected Al-Qaida Mujahidiots Sploded Selves in Yemen
SANAA, Yemen (AP) — A Yemen security official says an explosion in the province of Bayda has killed at least 13 suspected al-Qaida militants.

The official in Bayda's capital city of Radda says the explosion went off in a house owned by a known al-Qaida operative, Ahmed Abdullah Deif-Allah Al-Zahab. It appeared to be an accident.

Residents were barred Sunday from approaching the scene of the incident by militants with links to al-Qaida, the official said

Next?

By Stable Hand at 10:52 AM | Comments |

Commie Thugs Oppress Lupe Fiasco

Scribes and Chief Priests of the the Cult of Bonco Bamma forcefully removed Lupe Fiasco from the stage for insulting The One.

Hey, where’s the freedom of expression charge that the left drops immediately when someone non-left demands decency? We’re seeing the left for what it really is and wants. Being completely unchained from constitutional restraints.

“Tutto nello Stato, niente al di fuori dello Stato, nulla contro lo Stato” (“Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State”)

By Howie at 09:56 AM | Comments |

#MyJihad - Saudi Arabia Commutes Death Sentences For Inmates To Fight Jihad

(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)

So, these inmates are receiving pardons so they can stay in shape despite their busy schedules?

From AINA:

(AINA) -- A top secret memo sent by the Ministry of Interior in Saudi Arabia reveals the Saudi Kingdom sent death-row inmates, sentenced to execution by decapitation, to Syria to fight Jihad against the Syrian government in exchange for commuting their sentences.

According to the memo, dated April 17, 2012, the Saudi Kingdom negotiated with a total of 1239 inmates, offering them a full pardon and a monthly salary for their families, who were to remain in the Kingdom, in exchange for "...training for the sake of sending to the Jihad in Syria."

The memo was signed by Abdullah bin Ali al-Rmezan, the "Director of follow up in Ministry of Interior."

By DMartyr at 09:23 AM | Comments |

Time is UP!

And apparently Abu Mansur al-Ameriki is still alive.

Harakat Al-Shabaab Al Mujahideen are fine when it comes to killing unarmed hostages with their hands tied behind their backs, but when facing people whe are actually armed they are a big bunch of pussies.

I've decided to root for Omar to take out as many Shabaab al-Wussahidines as he can, they need thinning anyway.

Pass the popcorn and go Amriki!

By Howie at 09:07 AM | Comments |

Google Bans Gates of Vienna Blog II

Yes again, they did it again.

They claimed malicious code. Although I've never gotten any warnings on that site.

Stand by for the Google drama.

By Howie at 09:00 AM | Comments |

Lesson Learned (bumped)

What is Islam?

Algerian kidnappers answer (emphasis mine):

BAMAKO, Mali — The four-day hostage crisis in the Sahara reached a bloody conclusion on Saturday as the Algerian Army carried out a final assault on the gas field taken over by Islamist militants, killing most of the remaining kidnappers and raising the total of hostages killed to at least 23, Algerian officials said. [...]

One Algerian who managed to escape told France 24 television late Friday night that the kidnappers said, "We've come in the name of Islam, to teach the Americans what Islam is." The haggard-looking man, interviewed at the airport in Algiers, said the kidnappers then immediately executed five hostages.

I loved Jihad Watch's response so much I made it the title. But I really learned everything I ever needed to know about Islam on 9/11.

Update by Howie 01/21/13 at 07:26:

Rusty said last week that he was getting a very Beslan feeling about the situation in Algeria. Unfortunately he was right on target. The crisis has ended badly to say the least. The only thing left is to count and sort out the dead bodies.

After a fiery end to an Algerian hostage standoff that transfixed the world last week, more casualties piled up Monday as world leaders added up the grim tolls.

The Philippines reported six new deaths, raising the preliminary overall total to 29.

Read more: Bloody Algeria hostage crisis ends after 'final' assault, officials say
The number is certain to go up as more information trickles in, Algerian officials said.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those who lost friends and family at the hands of these butchers.

But the MSM is busy celebrating the inauguration of their savior Bronco Bamma and repeating the story of a scary gun. Don't expect them to really even notice the number of scary guns pointed at us by al-Qaeda. It might ruin the ambiance.

By DMartyr at 07:34 AM | Comments |

January 20, 2013

Islamic Cleric: How To Trick Infidels Into Converting To Islam

"...And if you get sick again, we'll kill you."

Lol, I love this guy. I think if Islam weren't so deadly in reality, I would quite enjoy it's dark humor.

By DMartyr at 01:55 PM | Comments |

#Yemen: US Drone Strike Eliminates 2 Saudi AQAP

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More please:

[Bill Roggio]The US killed eight people, including two Saudi al Qaeda fighters, in a drone strike yesterday in Marib province in central Yemen. The strike is the first recorded in Yemen in 16 days.

The CIA-operated, remotely piloted Predators or the more deadly Reapers launched two missiles at a car as it traveled in the Abieda Valley in Marib province, according to The Associated Press and Reuters.
[More...]

By Stable Hand at 01:42 PM | Comments |

Virginia Lawmaker Who Brandished AK-47 Has History Of Violence

The Virginia lawmaker thought he'd use this stunt to show how easy it was to carry assault weapons into public places. But did he violate the law in doing so?

A Virginia lawmaker who drew gasps from his colleagues when he brandished a borrowed AK-47 during an anti-gun speech Thursday was found guilty in 2002 of committing a vicious 1999 assault, was sanctioned for legal misconduct while prosecuting a rape case, spent six months in jail for contempt of a federal court, and saw his law license revoked in 2003. [...]

According to legal brief filed by the victim's attorneys, Morrissey shouted, "I'm going to kill you. I'm going to beat your head in," before beating the victim and "smash[ing] his head into the corner of a brick wall."

Morrissey was charged with Aggravated Malicious Wounding, a felony in Virginia. He was ultimately convicted of a lesser charge of assault & battery, a misdemeanor. A misdemeanor does not usually limit a convict's legal right to possess a weapon. However, a history of violence should.

Read more at Red State Virginia

(Hat Tip: Gateway Pundit)

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I find it particularly amusing that the same Democratic lawmakers who think law-abiding gun owners are not responsible enough to own guns don't even know how to safely hold a weapon!

Related:
Just A Ordinary Day At JCPenny In Riverdale, Utah
A Weapons Safety Lesson For Joe Morrissey (D-Highland Springs) Of Virginia
TAKE THAT GUN AWAY from Joe Morrissey (D, Virginia House of Delegates).

By DMartyr at 12:50 PM | Comments |

Anjem Choudary Leads Protest Against Mali Campaign
"Hollande a Son of Pharaoh, Islam Will Dominate France"..

Image credit: Zionist Bandwidth Bitch

Al Qaeda supporting Shariah4[insert country here] Islamists protest France's involvement in Mali:

@anjemchoudary's twitter account

Anjem appears to be having a problem at his website. The press releases won't load

Such a shame.

By Stable Hand at 12:21 PM | Comments |

Jailed Hamas Military Leader, Ibrahim Hamed, Responsible For Killing 46 Glorified on PA TV

Glorifying Terrorists And Terror.

Note: Ibrahim Hamed -- Hamas military leader serving 54 life sentences for orchestrating suicide attacks that killed a total of 46 Israelis. These attacks included the bombings at the Hebrew University cafeteria, Café Moment, Café Hillel, Zion Square in the center of Jerusalem, and others.

By Stable Hand at 11:49 AM | Comments |

Bulgaria Party Leader Narrowly Survives Assassination Attempt

Oh my, although, I like how the Bulgarian's handled the situation, heh

Via Jim Hoft:

Ahmed Dogan, leader of the Movement for Rights and Freedoms, survived an assassination attempt today[yesterday..ed] during a party conference in Sofia, Bulgaria.

The assassin’s gun misfired giving the opposition leader time jump out of the way and for security guards to jump the man

h/t NTA

The 'gun' was actually a 'gas pistol', much like a tazer gun.

[Newsday] SOFIA, Bulgaria - Bulgarian police detained a man after he pointed a gas pistol at an ethnic Turkish party leader as he was delivering a speech at a party caucus in the capital Saturday. No shots were fired.

The video from the Saturday event in Sofia shows the man climbing the podium where Ahmed Dogan, the leader of the Movement for Rights and Freedoms, was speaking, and pointing the gun to his face[...]

Eventually, the attacker was identified by police as 25-year-old Oktai Enimehmedov,

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a Bulgarian national and ethnic Turk, from the coastal city of Burgas. He was carrying the gas pistol and two knives. A gas pistol is a non-lethal weapon used for self-defense, but experts say when fired from close range it can cause life-threatening injuries.

Interior Minister Tsvevtan Tsvetanov told journalists that the assailant had a criminal record for drugs possession, robberies and hooliganism.

By Stable Hand at 11:18 AM | Comments |

In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis Reportedly Comes To A Violent End
Update: Report: 5 Terrorist 'Taken Alive'

Violence, thy name is radical Islam

ALGIERS, Algeria – Algerian bomb squads scouring a gas plant where Islamist militants took dozens of foreign workers hostage found "numerous" new bodies on Sunday as they searched for explosive traps left behind by the attackers, a security official said, a day after a bloody raid ended the four-day siege of the remote desert refinery.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the situation, said the bodies were badly disfigured and difficult to identify.

"The bodies could be either Algerian or foreign hostages," he said.

Algerian special forces stormed the natural gas complex in the Sahara desert on Saturday to end the standoff, and the government said all 32 militants were killed. Earlier Sunday, Algeria's chief government spokesman said he feared the toll of hostages -- which stood at 23 on Saturday -- would rise as the special forces teams finished their search.[...]

In the final assault, the remaining band of militants killed seven hostages before 11 of them were in turn cut down by the special forces, Algeria's state news agency said[More...]

Report: Hostage taking terrorists came from seven countries. Note the bold[Note: 48hr rule]
The militants who seized hostages at the In Amenas gas facility in southeast Algeria included nationals of seven countries – Tunisia, Egypt, Mali, Algeria, Canada, Nigeria and Mauritania. The group was trained in Nigeria.

It crossed into Algeria through Libya with the aim of seizing a large number of foreign hostages and transferring them to Mali in an attempt to force France to stop its military intervention in that African country.

BBC also noted the above:
Officials said the army launched its assault after Islamist militants began killing foreign hostages.

Mr Said said he very much feared the death toll "would, unfortunately, be revised upwards".

He added that the militants were from six different countries, "nationals of Arab and African countries, and of non-African countries".

Evil bast*rds:

The full extent of the militants’ chilling intent and the horrors inside the facility began to emerge yesterday. According to the eyewitness account of an Algerian cook, working at the compound, the kidnappers grabbed one British hostage and forced him at gunpoint to call for other Westerners to come out from where they were hiding. Once his colleagues had given themselves up, the Briton was shot in cold blood. “They threatened him until he called out in English to his friends,” said the man named Chabane. “A few minutes later, they blew him away.”
I can't find the link, but, I also read the above cook said the Brit was forced to call out "you're safe, they only want to kill Americans"

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families affected by this.

Update: Hmmm: Hostage-takers 'taken alive' at gas plant

Five suspected members of the Islamist group which held foreign and local workers hostage at an Algerian gas plant have been arrested, reports say.
Related:
Everything you wanted to know about jihadi players in Algeria & Mali is right here

Previous:
In Amenas, #Algeria: One American Dies In Hostage Siege
#Algeria Hostage Crisis: Terrorist Want To 'Swap' 2 Americans For 2 Jailed Terror Figures, Blind Sheikh One Of Them Update: Lady Al Qaeda Is The Other One
In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis: Does This Really Hep?
#Algeria: Some Hostages, Including Americans, Escaped Captors
Unconfirmed Report: Several Hostages & Their Kidnappers Killed In Algerian Airstrike FRANCE 24: Hostages Forced To Wear 'Suicide Belts'?

US Officials Confirm Americans Among Those Held Hostage by Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Algeria
Al Qaeda Linked Group From Mali Claim They Are Holding 7 Americans, Among Others..
After Taking Control Of Algerian Gas Field(Update)

By Stable Hand at 09:38 AM | Comments |

January 19, 2013

Laughing Wolf Is Offering,This Weekend Only, A Free Kindle Version Of "A Different View: Travels with Team Easy, Iraq 2007"...

Rusty posted a few days ago about our friend Laughing Wolf's soon to be self-financed embed in Afghanistan

Longtime blog-friend Laughing Wolf is preparing to head to Afghanistan on a self-financed embed. If you've ever read Blackfive, you know his work.

So, if you have any excess cash why not go drop him a dime or two? Even if it's just $5 I'm sure it would be appreciated. A lot of readers giving small amounts can go a long way.

As a thank you to us for getting the word out about his embed, he has offered, this weekend only, a free Kindle version of A Different View: Travels with Team Easy, Iraq 2007 [Kindle Edition]
[Laughing Wolf]So that more people can see a small bit of what I do on an embed, I've arranged for people to be able to get a free Kindle version of my book "A Different View: Travels with Team Easy, Iraq 2007" this weekend. The book is mostly photos of day-to-day life for the troops, done because it is a side that few get to see.

I went with minimum text because I want people to form their own thoughts about the photos, and for them to spur memories for those who have served. The best complement I've had so far is a VietNam vet who bought a print copy to take to his unit reunion, because he wanted to show them 'different war, same stuff' and, even better, he wrote in the book about memories the photos evoked, and had his buddies do the same. That's what I wanted to see happen, and I'm glad to know it did.

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Click the image above or link for more

I just finished downloading it to my Kindle Fire.

And if you haven't yet, and can spare some loose change, I'm sure he would appreciate a few bucks, no matter how small.

Thanks again to Laughing Wolf for offering this to us.

By Stable Hand at 11:53 PM | Comments |

Result of 'Gov Cuomo Unleashed'..

Urban Infidel spotted this pickup truck in New York and calls this The 'Screw Cuomo!' Edition:

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More please..

Cuomo's 'for the children' plea:

Dear Gov, the 2nd Amendment was not written for hunters, I suggest you reread it.

Shorter: Gov Cuomo: If we tell the lie about hunting and the 2nd Amendment big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it...

By Stable Hand at 03:31 PM | Comments |

Just A Ordinary Day At JCPenny In Riverdale, Utah

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Via @twitchy

Cindy Yorgason snapped the photo, which is making the rounds of social media. The Salt Lake Tribune reports that the man pictured is 22-year-old Joseph Kelley, who said he was simply trying to demonstrate that guns are safe in the hands of law-abiding citizens.
According to Kelley, the rifle was an unloaded AR-15 and the handgun was a loaded Glock 19C. He said he has a concealed carry permit, is a former member of the military and contacted police dispatch before leaving his home to tell them about his plans. Kelley also said he was told that he was “well within his rights” and that bystanders’ reactions were positive.

“I felt no negative vibes from anyone,” Kelley said. “I think it went rather surprisingly well.”

The above is what's called responsible gun ownership. However, the below is a anti-gun Dem lawmaker from Virginia demonstrating his knowledge of weapons and handling of such:

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I would imagine the anti-gun Twitter twits, such as this one:

@fox13now: Woman snaps photos of man shopping at JCPenny in Riverdale with a rifle on his back. pic.twitter.com/cDBrdaKt
@IntoRainbowz: @fox13now This is all about attention. It's a very scary image. How do I know he's a "good guy"? I think he has mental issues
Would have no problem with what the Dem did. They also don't have a clue about weapons and safe handling of such.

By Stable Hand at 02:41 PM | Comments |

Satnav GPS Adds New Scenic Route Feature

[Insert joke about women drivers here]

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The latest victim to fall foul of the scourge of the rogue sat-nav is a 67-year-old Belgian woman who set out on a 60-mile trip to Brussels and ended up in Zagreb, Croatia, 840 miles away.

Sabine Moreau set off from her home town to pick someone up in Brussels but her sat-nav led her on a wild goose chase through Europe, taking in France, Germany, Austria and Slovenia before ending in Croatia.

It was only when she arrived in the Croatian capital of Zagreb that she realised something was amiss. (Source)

By DMartyr at 07:57 AM | Comments |

Yes, They Went There

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h/t @twitchy

How creepy can a publication get? Never mind, it's a given.

Update: Actually it's 'digitally produced" so I guess you could call the image a Photoshop. Don't ask me why they called it a 'cover', they are digital only now and ceased publication in December of last year.

But, in case you missed the above!

@Newsweek:

ICYMI: This week's cover features Barack Obama: "The Second Coming." Now live in the @AppStore! http://nswk.ly/W5ev4n pic.twitter.com/vSFVYcmu
Broncobamabots, hurry and get it before your fellow sheeple get one before you do!

By Stable Hand at 01:54 AM | Comments |

A Weapons Safety Lesson For Joe Morrissey (D-Highland Springs) Of Virginia

Virginia lawmaker's AK-47 sparks gun debate on House floor:

A Richmond-area lawmaker brandished an AK-47 on the floor of the Virginia House of Delegates on Thursday in a wild stunt aimed at rallying support for tougher gun law[....]

Republicans in the chamber were not amused by Morrissey's stunt.

Del. Todd Gilbert, R-Woodstock, interrupted Morrissey's speech to ask him to take his finger out of the trigger guard[More...]

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Take your f'n thumb out of that trigger guard, dude (thanks to DMartyr)

I had visions of Morrissey thinking the bad bad weapon wasn't loaded only to find out it was. It certainly would have wiped the smile off of some of the faces in the above picture. Hit the deck, hit the deck...Oh my God, it's loaded!!...Stop, please stop!! Good times, good times, in my visions - naturally.

Now for the weapons lesson for gun grabbing liberals like the above. I normally don't watch Hannity except for when he has a audience he interacts with on a subject I am most interested in. I think most would agree, this was the highlight of the evening (sans Hannity's interruptions)

h/t The Blaze for link to the video.

To close, I would also like to add this:

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h/t @ChrisLoesch

By Stable Hand at 12:15 AM | Comments |

January 18, 2013

The Journal News LoHud Removes Registered Gun Owners Map (Update)

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It's about time, but the damage has already been done

A suburban New York newspaper has removed from its website the names and addresses of residents with pistol permits[...]

Janet Hasson, president and publisher of The Journal News Media Group, announced the move Friday in an emailed statement. She said the new law does not require removing the data, but "doing so complies with its spirit."

"Complies with its spirit" my arse. They were caught with their pants down, and it shows. Especially in their bottom line, most advertisers didn't want anything to do with them. Also, the robbery at one of the gun owners home and Project Veritas's video showed others what hypocrites they truly are.

h/t @yonkersoem40

Update: Journal News publisher has explained, in a post, why the map was removed. Read the whole thing if you want. Frankly, I am nauseated after reading her liberal fascist's bullsh*t.

Towards the end of the 'letter':

But the database has been public for 27 days and we believe those who wanted to view it have done so already. As well, with the passage of time, the data will become outdated and inaccurate.

Equally important, the legislature has weighed in on the issue and representatives of residents from across the state have said that some New Yorkers who hold gun permits should have the right to keep that information private. As a news organization, we are constantly defending the public’s right to know. Consequently we do not endorse the way the legislature has chosen to limit public access to gun permit data. The statute is very broad and allows anyone who meets certain criteria within qualifying categories to keep their permit information private. When the moratorium concludes, far fewer permit holders will be identifiable, and those who want to know which houses on their block may have guns will not be able to get that information. But we are not deaf to voices who have said that new rules should be set for gun permit data.

Make no mistake, The Journal News will continue to report aggressively on gun ownership. We will continue to pursue our request for data from Putnam County, and will closely analyze the data for Westchester and Rockland counties when it once again becomes publicly available. And we will keep a snapshot of our map--with all its red dots-- on our website to remind the community that guns are a fact of life we should never forget.

Sincerely,

Janet Hasson

President and Publisher

Journal News Media Group

Update II: Another gun owner named on the map had his home burglarized on Wednesday. The homeowners weapons, cash and other monetary items were stolen.

Previous:

@ProjectVeritas_ Journalists, Politicians Refuse to Post Lawn Sign saying "HOME IS PROUDLY GUN FREE"..
Burglars Hit Home Of LEGAL Gun Owner ID'd By Journal News
S.E. Cupp 'Blood Boils' Over Eric Holder Wanting To 'Shame' Gun Owners
#GunControl: As State Senator Obama Opposed Gun Ban Exception to Defend One’s Home
#NRA Slams Meeting With Biden
Dear Journal News, Love Judge Jeanine
Sheriff: Inmates Using Journal News Gun Owner Map To Threaten Guards
Journal News Hires Armed Guards For Protection
Map: Where Are The Journal News Employees In Your Neighborhood?
The Map LOHUD.com Won't Publish (Updated)
Outrageous! Liberal News Site Publishes Names And Addresses Of Legal Gun Owners

By Stable Hand at 06:33 PM | Comments |

Who Is Really Behind Omar Hammami aka Abu Mansour Al-Amriki's Twitter Account?

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I meant to post this a couple days ago. The below was a conversation between Roggio and the supposed Twitter account of Hammami @abumamerican:

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Certainly makes one wonder...

By Stable Hand at 05:56 PM | Comments |

In Amenas, #Algeria: One American Dies In Hostage Siege

Heartache.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Texas resident Frederick Buttaccio

May he RIP

DEVELOPING....

Fox News has confirmed that one American has died in the hostage standoff at an Algerian gas complex. Officials told the Associated Press the deceased American is Texas resident, Frederick Buttaccio. It is unclear how he died.

The officials say Buttaccio's remains have been recovered and his family has been notified. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they weren't authorized to speak publicly on the matter.

Earlier Friday, the State Department confirmed there are still American hostages being held by an Al Qaeda-linked group at the gas plant, deep in the Saharan desert. When asked about a report that the group wants to trade hostages for terror figures jailed in the United States, spokeswoman Victoria Nuland said: “The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.”[More...]

Damn, just damn.

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#Algeria Hostage Crisis: Terrorist Want To 'Swap' 2 Americans For 2 Jailed Terror Figures, Blind Sheikh One Of Them Update: Lady Al Qaeda Is The Other One
In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis: Does This Really Hep?
#Algeria: Some Hostages, Including Americans, Escaped Captors
Unconfirmed Report: Several Hostages & Their Kidnappers Killed In Algerian Airstrike FRANCE 24: Hostages Forced To Wear 'Suicide Belts'?

US Officials Confirm Americans Among Those Held Hostage by Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Algeria
Al Qaeda Linked Group From Mali Claim They Are Holding 7 Americans, Among Others..
After Taking Control Of Algerian Gas Field(Update)

By Stable Hand at 04:44 PM | Comments |

Ministry of Laughter: Turkish Construction Firm Goes Bankrupt After Sponsoring Antisemitic Films

Bwahahahaha

A Turkish construction firm that sponsored an antisemitic film and has featured the film’s actors in advertisement campaigns has gone bankrupt. According to Turkey’s Hurriyet daily, a court has passed an injunction protecting Ukra İnşaat against its creditors. The Istanbul-based firm recently requested a delay in proceedings, which will be considered at the conclusion of the current legal process.
Suck it, bitches
The first film, “Valley of the Wolves Iraq,” released in 2006, depicted a Jewish army doctor who removed organs of dead American soldiers and sold them to rich people located throughout the world. The film was described by the Wall Street Journal as “a cross between ‘American Psycho’ in uniform and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.”

[Read it all]

By Stable Hand at 03:55 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: They Really Do Hate US

Islamic Terrorists believe the West is one great Sodom and Gomorrah.

Robert Fowler was kidnapped by Mokhtar Belmokhtar's not-so-merry band of terrorists in 2008 and published a book about the experience, "A Season In Hell: My 130 Days in the Sahara with Al Qaeda." From the excerpts I've read, the title accurately sums up Fowler's experience. Belmokhtar's group is, of course, responsible for the recent assault on a natural gas field in eastern Algeria and the subsequent hostage crisis.

Fowler, a Canadian diplomat who was serving the United Nations when he was kidnapped, has had some interesting things to say about Belmokhtar and his henchmen.

I was afraid for my life all the time," recalled Fowler, "when I woke up in the morning and when I went to sleep at night." ...
Fowler also said Belmokhtar's band was made up of "experienced desert fighters" who hate the West. "I can't tell you the extent to which they hate us," he said. "They believe we are evil incarnate.
Get it? It's not our foreign policy, it's not our freedoms, liberal, conservative -- they don't care. Its ALL OF US.

Death to America!

By Howie at 03:34 PM | Comments |

New Taliban leader in South Waziristan Vows to be Next Target of Drone Strike

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Via Bill Roggio

A Taliban faction in the western half of South Waziristan vowed to avenge the death of its emir, Mullah Nazir, and continue his mission, which includes supporting al Qaeda and conducting attacks in Afghanistan, according to a pamphlet released by the group. Also, the group named its new leaders.

The Mullah Nazir Group distributed the pamphlet in the bazaar in Wana, the main town in the Taliban-controlled tribal agency, according to The Express Tribune, which obtained and translated the Urdu-language document. Nazir, who has professed his allegiance to al Qaeda and sheltered some of the group's top leaders, was killed along with several of his top commanders in a US drone strike on Jan. 3.

"We will avenge the blood of our great emir. The joy of our enemies will not last long. Every drop of his blood will create another Mullah Nazir," the pamphlet stated.[More...]

I swear, they multiply like cockroaches. One is sploded and is quickly replaced by another soon to be droned.

By Stable Hand at 02:03 PM | Comments |

Why Is France fighting Alone in Mali?

You know I'm not the biggest fan of Fwance but..... while we owe our birth to Britain but our freedom we owe to France.

I know I know, we've kind of paid it back nine ways. But both the Brits and the French have helped us in Afghanistan. And its mighty white of us to lend support.

Even though France was a major influence in creating this giant sucking sound in North Africa, if they are going to try and set it right they'll need our help. After all these terrorists are at war not only with France but all of us.

If we are to have any chance to defeat the Islamists we in the west must stand together and fight hard. If no one is willing to do that the French might as well pack it up now.

By Howie at 01:30 PM | Comments |

Tribal Update: Shimon Peres on the elections and the campaigners behind the election ads

His objective Excellence Shimon Peres in an official interview and the Tribal Update's cameras go behind the scenes to the inner sanctum of the election campaigns: the parties' ad agencies.

Classic: (Obama said) "How can anyone accuse me of anti-Semitism when just this week I appointed Jacob Lew, a religious Jew, as Treasury Secretary"

By Stable Hand at 01:01 PM | Comments |

Ministry Of WTF? Pakistan Says It Will Free All Afghan Taliban Detainees

@switch_d says it best:

#Pakistan says it will free all Afghan #Taliban detainees - with parting gifts of an AK, suicide vest, & map of...?
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Indeed.

Nothing to see here, move along..

By Stable Hand at 12:34 PM | Comments |

Video: "This is a Muslim Controlled Area"

Here's a video of self-described "vigilantes" enforcing sharia law on the streets of Whitechapel, East London. I hope someone in UK law enforcement is watching this.

It's dark and the video isn't very clear, but it looks to me as if the first victim of the Islamofascist thugs is himself a Muslim. And yet I'm told that the thugs in the EDL -- and many of them are thugs -- are the ones Muslims are supposed to worry about. If I were a Muslim I'd be far more afraid of the thugs who wanted to create sharia enforcement zones than the thugs who want to keep all of the UK under secular British law.

Thanks to uptight.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:08 PM | Comments |

The Democracy is Haram Fatwa

Issued against, you know, the Kuffar.

A well-known Saudi Islamic scholar has issued a new fatwa (edict) saying holding elections for a president or another form of leadership is prohibited in Islam.

Sheikh Abdul Rahman bin Nassir Al Barrak, reputed for his radical views, described western-style elections as an alien phenomenon to Islamic countries.

“Electing a president or another form of leadership or council members is prohibited in Islam as it has been introduced by the enemies of Moslems,” he wrote on his Twitter page, according to Saudi newspapers.

“Selecting an Imam (leader) must be up to the decision-making people not the public…election is a corrupt system which is not based on any legal or logical concept for those who enforce this system by some Moslems…this system has been brought by the anti-Islam parties who have occupied Moslem land.”

Any questions?

By Howie at 11:34 AM | Comments |

Miss Me Yet?

Its not so much that there will by Tyrants, it's which is our Tryant?

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I'ts almost as if Broco Bamma is a Pakistani politician, using al-Qaeda and its allies as a proxy when it suits our interests rather than doing our own dirty work. Believing in the end that we can deal with the Jihadis after they served our purpose. Now we find the Jihadis deal with us after we've served their purpose.

Occupying a Middle Eastern country is not very appealing course of action, but failing to take control of the situation and assist reformation leads to an even worse result. Leading from behind left us, you know, behind.

By Howie at 11:07 AM | Comments |

It's Friday After Prayers Day In #Egypt: Jihadis, Islamists Call For Demonstration Outside French Embassy In #Cairo

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Via MEMRI

Several Islamist and jihadi groups have called for a demonstration outside the French embassy in Cairo, in protest over France's campaign against jihadis in Mali. The demonstration is slated to be held January 18, following Friday prayers[today..ed]. The groups, which include the General Islamic Movement (Al-tayyar al-islami al-'am), a coalition of Islamist groups; the Hazem Abu Isma'il Ultras; and the Salafi-jihadi movement, have issued their calls via their Facebook pages, among other venues[...]

The Salafi-jihadi movement, for its part, confirmed that its leaders and members will attend the demonstrations. A statement on their websites read: "At your service, Mali, the state of Islam! The infidel states of the West continue to pick fights in our Muslim countries with the soldiers of the devil, hoping to extinguish the light of the state of Islam, but how wrong they are! If Allah sows [something], who can reap [it]?"

The Salafi-jihadi leaders who confirmed attendance include Muhammad Al-Zawahiri[al-Qaeda #1' bro..ed], Ahmad Salama Mabrouk, Mirjan Salem, Tawfiq Al-'Afani, and others.

The attack on our embassy in Cairo on 9/11/2012, Muhammad al-Zawahiri's group called for the release of the blind sheikh. The terrorists in Algeria also want him released, among another yet unnamed one, in exchange for 2 Americans still held captive. Coincidence? I think not.

I wouldn't be surprised if Zawahiri's group and the others, again, demand the release of the no eyed bitch during the Islamic Rage boys demonstration today.

Update: Al Qaeda flags were numerous at the protest:

احتجاجات السلفيين والجهاديين أمام السفارة الفرنسية رفضا للحرب على مالى

By Stable Hand at 10:11 AM | Comments |

#Algeria Hostage Crisis: Terrorist Want To 'Swap' 2 Americans For 2 Jailed Terror Figures, Blind Sheikh One Of Them
Update: Lady Al Qaeda Is The Other One

The one eyed bitch wants the no eyed bitch released? Screw that!sheik_abdel_rahman.jpg

A U.S. Air Force aero evacuation plane is in the process of rescuing Americans and others who were taken hostage by an Al Qaeda-linked group at a gas plant in Algeria. The rescued hostages will be flown to a U.S. facility in Europe.

An American from Texas remains missing[Houston engineer..ed] after an Algerian military raid on the terror group reportedly ended the hostage standoff at the remote gas plant in the Saharan Desert.

Britain's Foreign Office said Friday the hostage crisis "remains ongoing," but gave no further details.

Militants reportedly want to swap two Americans for jailed terror figures, a Mauritania news site reported. One of the two, Omar Abdel Rahman, masterminded the 1993 World Trade Center bombing.[More...]

The Egyptian President, among others, also want the blind sheikh released. I wish the no eyed bitch would die already.

Update: The other terrorists they want to swap for is Lady Al Qaeda aka Aafia Siddiqui:

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In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis: Does This Really Hep?
#Algeria: Some Hostages, Including Americans, Escaped Captors
Unconfirmed Report: Several Hostages & Their Kidnappers Killed In Algerian Airstrike FRANCE 24: Hostages Forced To Wear 'Suicide Belts'?

US Officials Confirm Americans Among Those Held Hostage by Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Algeria
Al Qaeda Linked Group From Mali Claim They Are Holding 7 Americans, Among Others..
After Taking Control Of Algerian Gas Field(Update)

By Stable Hand at 09:16 AM | Comments |

January 17, 2013

Holder Begs Court to Stop Document Release on #FastandFurious

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Cuz, how would it look now that bronco bama is busy with trying to circumvent the 2nd Amendment?

[BigG]Attorney General Eric Holder and his Department of Justice have asked a federal court to indefinitely delay a lawsuit brought by watchdog group Judicial Watch. The lawsuit seeks the enforcement of open records requests relating to Operation Fast and Furious, as required by law.

Judicial Watch had filed, on June 22, 2012, a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request seeking all documents relating to Operation Fast and Furious and “specifically [a]ll records subject to the claim of executive privilege invoked by President Barack Obama on or about June 20, 2012.”

The administration has refused to comply with Judicial Watch’s FOIA request, and in mid-September the group filed a lawsuit challenging Holder’s denial. That lawsuit remains ongoing but within the past week President Barack Obama’s administration filed what’s called a “motion to stay” the suit. Such a motion is something that if granted would delay the lawsuit indefinitely.[More...]

Does.not.fit.the.gun.grab.narrative.

It's ironic that one of bronco bama's executive orders states "the DOJ will release a report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement".

Are they really gonna turn themselves in?

I think not.

By Stable Hand at 10:22 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mad Mullahs Facepalm Edition(**sticky**)
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Fatwas will be issued

Update: Fatwas issued:

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Spartan & moe mentum for:

Psst,,,don't peak before they put the dress on the sheep!

maybe if we all light cigarettes the bus will finally come?!?

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against BirdddogUSA & DarthSmeag for:
Mahmoud, we said meatballs, not camel balls!

By Allah these hemorrhoids are killing me!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & Pizza the Hut for:
Oh, Allah, not Xariif in a bikini again!

No, I wouldn't be a suicide bomber."

"Me neither."

"I'll pass."

"Me too."

"So, we're all pussies then?"

"Yeah."

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against MarkT & Elmira Viking for:
"AWW man! Who shit their pants?! Last one to slap their forhead owns it!"

Ha,HA your it achmed you douchebag

I STILL don't see why Howie likes boobies better than camels or goats.

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By Stable Hand at 09:52 PM | Comments |

In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis: Does This Really Help?

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UK PM on Cover of Friday's British Daily

Hostages, including American/Americans, are still being held by followers of the one eyed bitch.

Now is not the time to lay blame. Terrorist are propagandist and they will eat this shit up.

End.of.rant.

Update: Besides, three terrorist leaders were sploded in the rescue attempt. One of them is called bucktooth akhi aka Abu Al-Baraa:

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So the fate of those still held hostages is prolly a given. The UK doesn't need to give them a reason for the prolly a given. I will hold my thoughts on bronco bama's Al Qaeda is decimated and on the run dhimmi comment until the fate of the hostages is known. Think Benghazi and how well the bronco bama administration reacted...

Ah shit, forget what I said about don't give them a reason. They (the terrorists) don't f'n need a reason to kill the remaining hostages. That's why they are called terrorists! F 'em. and I laugh at the bucktoothed akhi very timely splodin. May he rest in pieces..

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Herein lies buckthooth akhi

I won't hold my breath waiting for bronco bama to be outraged, just sayin.

By Stable Hand at 05:10 PM | Comments |

Child Abuse: Terrorist Groups Use Children To Engage In #Mali Fighting

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Because the terrorists are cowards

Bamako/Dakar — Children are playing a major role in the Islamists' war effort, say eye-witnesses and human rights groups, who report children are taking an active part in fighting, patrolling, scouting combat zones, and staffing checkpoints.

Oumar Diakité, a resident of Konna in Mopti Region, central Mali, which Islamist groups tried to capture on 11 January prompting intervention by French forces, told IRIN: "Young children have been recruited. These children are sent on scouting missions to collect intelligence... And during clashes, they put these children - often just Koranic students - into the front line." Konna has still not been recaptured, according to French military sources.

Children have been seen staffing checkpoints in areas that came under aerial bombardment from French forces, according to a 15 January Human Rights Watch (HRW) communiqué.

Diakité told IRIN: "They [recruiters] make them believe that if they die they'll go straight to paradise because they are defending God's will. I know a woman who had her son in the ranks. Luckily we were able to find him and save him just in time."

In and around the northern city of Gao the mothers of children who were recruited have been trying to find their children, said residents.

HRW says children as young as 12 have been seen taking active part in fighting, many of them carrying AK-47s or hunting rifles. According to them, Islamic groups Ansar Dine, Movement for Unity and Jihad in West Africa (MUJAO), and Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, have recruited, trained and used several hundred children in their forces since April 2012.

Recruitment ramped up a couple of months ago, said Dufka.[More...]

Hamas also uses children as human shields. Like other terrorists groups mentioned here, Hamas also pimps children out to fellow 'akhi'

By Stable Hand at 03:50 PM | Comments |

There Is No Freedom of Religion Under Sharia Law: Family Sentenced to Jail for Converting to Christianity

Muslims and Western liberals who claim that sharia and religious freedom are compatible either don't understand sharia or don't understand religious freedom:

The 15-year prison sentence given to a woman and her seven children by an Egyptian court for converting to Christianity is a sign of things to come, according to alarmed human rights advocates who say the nation's Islamist government is bad news for Christians in the North African country.

A criminal court in the central Egyptian city of Beni Suef meted out the shocking sentence last week, according to the Arabic-language Egyptian paper Al-Masry Al-Youm.... When the conversion came to light under the new regime, Nadia, her children and even the clerks who processed the identity cards were all sentenced to prison.

It could have been worse. Had the court followed the traditional penalties prescribed by sharia for the crime of apostasy, the penalty would have been death.

Sharia: I do not think it means what you think it means.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:31 PM | Comments |

Google's Blogger Removes Gates of Vienna, Keeps al Qaeda Sympathizers
Update: They're Back

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The Banner of an al Qaeda Support website hosted by Google

The Gates of Vienna blog has been removed without explanation by Google's blogspot platform. I can't say I agree with these guys on everything, but what could they have possibly done that merited the entire blog being suspended?

Meanwhile, several blogs which openly support al Qaeda have been up and running for years.

UPDATE: It looks like Howie and I had the same thought at about the same time.

Update II by Howie: I've taken my post off the main page. So I'll add this note here to Rusty's post.

Gates of Vienna just emailed me and Blogger is claiming a technical glitch at the moment. Other blogs have been affected. So we'll give it a chance.

But considering mine and other conservative and counter Jihad bloggers own past experience with Google I won't be holding my breath.

UPDATE by Rusty: It looks like they're back up and running. So, the technical difficulty explanation seems .... plausible.

Nevertheless, Google's blogspot service continues to host a number of websites devoted to al Qaeda worship.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:19 PM | Comments |

American In Syria: Syrian Rebels Edition

No matter what!!!!

This Syrian rebel is a bit more nasty like:

By Stable Hand at 11:41 AM | Comments |

Born Free!

Free as the wind blows.

Damn, Whiskers was just trying to make a living.

By Howie at 08:56 AM | Comments |

Algeria: Some Hostages, Including Americans, Escaped Captors
Unconfirmed Report: Several Hostages & Their Kidnappers Killed In Algerian Airstrike
FRANCE 24: Hostages Forced To Wear 'Suicide Belts'?

Leader of terrorist kidnappers: Mokhtar Belmokhtar aka **Mr Marlboro aka One eyed bitch
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Goats beware: Jihadi on the forums are getting off on Mr Marlboro's image

Update on US Officials Confirm Americans Among Those Held Hostage by Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Algeria

Developing...

An Algerian security official says at least 20 foreigners have escaped from the natural gas plant deep in the Sahara desert where Islamist militants are holding dozens of hostages.

The official said those escaping included Americans and Europeans. He did not give any further details.

'Some' of the Americans who escaped reportedly have called their families. This has not been confirmed. "US officials" have spoken about the phone calls. There are also reports a Irish hostage has also contacted his family to say he was safe and free. [Update]Newstalk has confirmed this, he is 36yrold Stephen McFaul

Also, Reuters is reporting Thirty-four hostages and 14 of their al Qaeda-linked kidnappers were killed on Thursday in an air strike by the Algerian armed forces The report could not be verified as one of the kidnappers stated that to Mauritania's ANI news agency.

The spokesman for the kidnappers has also said they would kill the rest of the hostages if the Algerian army approached. The terrorist are demanding France stop their attack on their terrorist buds in Mali.

Update: 48hr rule. Reuters now reporting 6 hostages and 8 terrorists died in Algerian army's airstrike. And, remaining hostages are two Americans, three Belgians, one Japanese and one Brit.

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Image credit: FRANCE 24's liveblog[Note: I removed prior image]

Update II: FRANCE 24 apparently has spoken to one of the hostages, a French national

He said the militants simultaneously stormed the gas plant as well as the workers’ living quarters. “They came in and once there was daylight, grouped us all together.”

He said the attackers were heavily armed and forced several hostages to wear explosives belts. They threatened to blow up the gas field if Algerian forces attempted to enter the site.

FRANCE 24 could not verify if the testimony was made under duress

Update III: ABC is reporting, per Panetta, "there may be seven or eight Americans among" those held by the terrorists
Algeria troops had surrounded the compound in the Sahara desert, where hostages from the U.S., Algeria, Norway, Japan, France and other countries are being held by terrorists who claim to be part of Al Qaeda and are led by a one-eyed smuggler known as **Mr. Marlboro.

Defense Secretary Leon Panetta told ABC News that as many as 100 hostages are being held, and that there may be seven or eight Americans among them. The kidnappers have released a statement saying there are "more than 40 crusaders" held "including 7 Americans."

Related: New statement from Katībat al-Mūwaqa’ūn Bi-l-Dimā’: “Claiming the In Amenas Hostage Operation”

Update IV: "We'll kill infidels": Algeria gunmen told hostage

(Reuters) - Islamist gunmen who seized hundreds of gas plant workers in the Sahara told Algerian staff they would not harm Muslims but would kill Western hostages they called "Christians and infidels", a local man who escaped said on Thursday.

In a rare eyewitness account of Wednesday's dawn raid deep in the desert, a local man employed at the facility told Reuters the militants appeared to have good inside knowledge of the layout of the complex and used the language of radical Islam.

"The terrorists told us at the very start that they would not hurt Muslims but were only interested in the Christians and infidels," Abdelkader, 53, said by telephone from his home in the nearby town of In Amenas. "We will kill them, they said."[More...]

h/t @DreamMalar

Update V: Via FRANCE 24 liveblog:

Mauritanian news agency ANI says Abu al Baraa, who led the attack on gas field, has been killed. Al Baraa appeared on Al Jazeera earlier Thursday demanding the Algerian army pull out from In Amenas to allow negotiations.

[48hr rule..ed]Algerian security source says 30 hostages killed, including seven foreigners, among them two Japanese, two Britons and one French national. Eight Algerian hostages were killed in the operation. (Reuters)

According to an Algerian security source, the dead militants include a Frenchman, a Malian, three Egyptians, two Algerians, two Tunisians and two Libyans. (Reuters)

Algerian state news agency APS quotes official say saying military operation at In Amenas gas facility over.

Update VI: Donald Douglas at American Power blog has also updated through out the day. I would also like to thank him for linking me.

Related: In Amenas, #Algeria Hostage Crisis: Does This Really Help?

By Stable Hand at 08:41 AM | Comments |

January 16, 2013

Dear Mr. President

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By Vinnie at 11:31 PM | Comments |

Philadelphia: The Kidnapper Wore A Niqab

Dhimmis have endangered this child:


We have seen crimes committed by men wearing Muslim women's clothes and covering their faces, and jihadis who eluded capture in the same way. Now we see a niqab-wearing woman kidnapping a child. Schools procedures requiring that she identify herself were not followed. Why not? Could it have been because school officials feared that the Muslima would run to Hamas-linked CAIR with charges of "Islamophobia"?

"Kidnapping at School: What Went Wrong?," by Claudia Gomez for MyFoxPhilly, January 15 (thanks to all who sent this in):

[Continue Reading]

Also, beware of Islamist kidnappers who drive this:

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Update: The child has been found: Man Who Found Missing 5-Year-Old To Receive $10K Reward

UPPER DARBY, Pa. -

The 27-year-old man who found the missing 5-year-old girl in Upper Darby will receive the $10,000 reward that was offered by the city, police said.

Nelson Mandela Myers spoke to reporters Tuesday afternoon, hours after finding the little girl.

Myers was on his way to work in Norristown when he heard screaming from a nearby playground.

Myers says he found the missing 5-year-old under a slide and immediately put his jacket around her because she was shivering, cold and wet.

He says the girl told him someone was chasing her.

Myers then called 911 for help.

This ended well, no thanks to Allah

By Stable Hand at 07:35 PM | Comments |

US Officials Confirm Americans Among Those Held Hostage by Al Qaeda-Linked Group in Algeria

**Mokhtar Belmokhtar aka Mr Marlboro aka One eyed bitch

At least 3 Americans, maybe more.

Dear Obama, Al Qaeda is not decimated nor are they on the run!

U.S. officials have confirmed that Americans are among the hostages held following an attack by al Qaeda-linked insurgents on a BP joint-venture natural gas field in Algeria.

A senior intelligence official told ABC News that it currently appears three U.S. citizens are being held. However, the official cautioned that the numbers can change as can the overall number of hostages.

While the total number of hostages remains unclear, a number of reports have said as many as 41 hostages were being held. An official at BP told ABC News that there are approximately 700 local staff and contractors at the facility and 20 international BP staff and contractors at the In Amenas gas field in eastern central Libya.

In a briefing, State Department Spokesperson Victoria Nuland condemned the attacks and confirmed that U.S. citizens are among the hostages.

"In order to protect their safety," said Nuland, "I'm not going to get into numbers, I'm not going to get into names, I'm not going to get into any further details as we continue to work on this situation with Algerian authorities and also their employers."[...]

Al Qaeda linked militants called the Khaled Abu al-Abbas Brigade claimed responsibility for the attack, saying it was retaliation for Algeria letting French jets use its airspace during its ongoing military operations in Mali. The news agency Agence France Presse (AFP) said it had received a telephone call from a person or persons who described themselves as hostage takers, and said, "We are members of al-Qaeda and we came from northern Mali. We belong to the Khaled Abul Abbas Brigade led by **Mokhtar Belmokhtar."

Last fall, Mokhtar Belmokhtar broke away from AQIM, the North African wing of al Qaeda, after other militants questioned his possible connection to weapons and drug smuggling, but remains affiliated with al Qaeda. He announced the formation of his new group in a video released on the web in December. [More...]

Prayers for their quick release, unharmed. NO payoff, released...period.

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By Stable Hand at 04:25 PM | Comments |

Palis Nearly Kill Jewish Kid With Caveman Assault Weapons

Palestinians today threw a barrage of rocks at passing Israeli vehicles. This one shows the aftermath of one such assault weapon attack.

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Rocks: your doctor needs to know if you have them on your property.

Thanks to John.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 03:52 PM | Comments |

Bronco Bama's New Gun Safety #GunControl Hashtag: #NowIsTheTime

#NowIsTheTime to remember #FastAndFurious aka bronco bamas administration of gunrunners into Mexico. Or as NormBoardman tweeted:

"Brian Terry, Jaime Zapata and over 300 Mexican civilians would be surprised by the integrity of Holder and Obama
DarthBluto's tweet is right on also:
lol--> "Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement." #fastandfurious
You can read the 23 measures at haters of America's gun rights, The Guardian [h/t Moshe]. Or at The White House here. You can also download it here

Update: From @ThePeoplesCube

#NowIsTheTime to save the children pc.twitter.com/I0z063xk:
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Related to above image: I've Got A Very Bad Feeling About This

By Stable Hand at 02:53 PM | Comments |

Taliban Spokesman @zabihmujahid Weighs In On What's Happening To Their Buds In Mali

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h/t @azelin

@zabihmujahid uses 'TwenthIt'

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Much like how al-Shabaab uses TwitLonger cuz http://alemarahnews.com/ is not available, thanks to the Jawa Report.

Sadly, thanks to dhimmi providers, http://shahamat-english.com is available, again

By Stable Hand at 01:34 PM | Comments |

A Friend Heading to Afghanistan

Longtime blog-friend Laughing Wolf is preparing to head to Afghanistan on a self-financed embed. If you've ever read Blackfive, you know his work.

So, if you have any excess cash why not go drop him a dime or two? Even if it's just $5 I'm sure it would be appreciated. A lot of readers giving small amounts can go a long way.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:35 PM | Comments |

I've Got A Very Bad Feeling About This

CNN:

President Barack Obama will unveil Wednesday a package of gun control proposals that, according to a source, will include universal background checks and bans on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.

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The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of
the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the
benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any
curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. " -Mein Kampf,
Adolf Hitler, Publ. Houghton Miflin, 1943, Page 403

They will be joined by a group of children who wrote letters to the president in the aftermath of the December 14 shooting rampage by a lone gunman who killed 20 students and six adults at a Newtown, Connecticut, elementary school, Carney said.

Hat Tip: Mark, The Other Mark.

By Howie at 12:30 PM | Comments |

Hmmm: Gel Explosives Used in Taliban Attack

A Taliban suicide attack no longer qualifies as news. But this little tidbit is .... interesting. I had seen the news from the wire services and went over to check out Roggio hoping he'd have some elucidation on the explosives but he just reports the same info without any more comment:

All of the Taliban fighters were "equipped with suicide vests, explosives, Kalashnikovs [AK-47 assault rifles," according to Pajhwok Afghan News. Additionally, "water jell explosives were used for the first time-ever in a bomb attack in the country," an NDS official said, without providing further details on the explosives. Security forces also found another car bomb that was not detonated.
Any guesses as to what the explosives were? And, is this something to worry about?

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:18 PM | Comments |

News! French Troops ADVANCE in Mali

Forward: I didn't know the French military knew how to go in that direction:

French troops advance on Islamist rebels in northern Mali

French troops in armored vehicles and machine gun-mounted pickups moved northward Wednesday to bolster Malian army units fighting Islamist guerrillas entrenched in the beleaguered town of Diably.

The troop movements, recorded by journalists on the scene, set the stage for what seemed likely to be French troops’ first major engagement on the ground since President Francois Hollande ordered a major military intervention in Mali six days ago. Some reports said French special forces advisers were already in the city battling alongside the Malian soldiers.

All joking aside, good for them & Godspeed!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 12:02 PM | Comments |

Teacher Sues For Discrimination; Claims School District Ignored Her 'Fear Of Children' And Put Her In A Classroom

From FoxDC:

A former high school teacher is accusing school district administrators of discriminating against her because of a rare phobia she says she has: a fear of young children.

Waltherr-Willard claims being around children increases her blood pressure. Like any parent couldn't have told her that...

The psychologist interviewed for the article, Patrick McGrath, confirms that Pedophobia - a fear of children - is more common than one might expect. that may be true. But then you don't choose a career working with children.

By DMartyr at 12:00 PM | Comments |

Al Qaeda Linked Group From Mali Claim They Are Holding 7 Americans, Among Others..
After Taking Control Of Algerian Gas Field(Update)

The group said the attack was in revenge for Algeria's support of France's operation against Al Qaeda-linked Malian rebels groups far to the southeast

A group called the Katibat Moulathamine, or the Masked Brigade, called a Mauritanian news outlet to say one of its subsidiaries had carried out the operation on the Ain Amenas gas field, taking 41 hostages from nine or 10 different nationalities.

The group's claim could not be independently substantiated and typically there would be fewer than 20 foreign staff members on site on a typical day, along with hundreds of Algerian employees[...]

In a statement BP said the site was "attacked and occupied by a group of unidentified armed people," and some of its personnel are believed to be "held by the occupiers."

The number and identities of the hostages was still unclear, but Ireland announced that a 36-year-old married Irish man was among them, while Japan and Britain said their citizens were involved as well. A Norwegian woman said her husband called her saying he had been taken hostage.

In addition to the two foreigners killed -- one of them a Briton -- six others were wounded in the attack, including two foreigners, two police officers and two security agents, Algeria's state news agency reported.

[Continue reading]

Lovely, just damned lovely.

Update: US officials have confirmed at least 3 or maybe more US citizens are being held hostage by a al-Qaeda terror group run by a one eyed bitch

By Stable Hand at 11:41 AM | Comments |

Al Shabaab 'Claims' They Killed Hostage Dennis Allex After French Commandos Failed Rescue Attempt

France has reported two commandos and the hostage, Dennis Allex, were killed during the rescue attempt. Not wanting to take credit for killing the hostage during the rescue, al-Shabaab is now claiming they killed Alexx after and are blaming the French for his death.

The African Taliban's Twitter account put out the following 'press release' in a "'TwitLonger'. Twitter has become al-Shabaab's only means of communicating. You could say the Jawa Report is mainly responsible for that.

Anyway, here is part of the press release minus the Allah this and Allah that

The Verdict:

The death of the two French soldiers pales into insignificance besides the dozens of Muslim civilians senselessly killed by the French forces during the operation. Avenging the deaths of these civilians and taking into consideration France’s increasing persecution of Muslims around the world, its oppressive anti-Islam policies at home, French military operations in the war against Islamic Shari’ah in Afghanistan and, most recently, in Mali, and its continued economic, political and military assistance towards the African invaders in Muslim lands, Harakat Al-Shabaab Al Mujahideen has reached a unanimous decision to execute the French intelligence officer, Dennis Allex .

With the rescue attempt, France has voluntarily signed Allex’s death warrant. Following the failed operation, Le Drian, aware that execution is the natural corollary of treachery, announced that the punishment had already been meted out, despite the fact that Allex was at the time alive and safe in another safe house.

Now read what they said the French commandos did to 'innocents'
Saturday’s botched rescue operation was an abysmal failure; both in terms of intelligence and the ground operation. The French forces, driven by false intelligence reports from the ground, landed a few kilometers away from the town of Bulo-Marer and headed towards their designated location, killing all the villagers that crossed their path. The villagers, including an elderly woman, were later found some with their throats slit and others with bullets riddle all over their bodies. But before the French forces could reach their destination, the Mujahideen in Bulo-Marer were alerted by HSM intelligence teams who had information of the French movements.
Throats slit? Not hardly.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Dennis Allex. Also, the commandos killed in the operation. One such commando has his images on the African Taliban's Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290802076886368256
https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290804482344898560
https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290812010076188672

Twitter has ignored me and others flagging the images and has allowed the images to stay. Although, the African Taliban did notice my call for flagging the images:

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Twitter, like Facebook and JihadTube, has no problem providing services to terror groups. They, the terror groups, are quite happy now on Twitter knowing they have free reign to spread their propaganda.

By Stable Hand at 10:07 AM | Comments |

Obama Says the Red Line is Syrian Use of Chemical Weapons

But then again, any crossing of the Red Line is classified.

A secret State Department cable has concluded that the Syrian military likely used chemical weapons against its own people in a deadly attack last month, The Cable has learned.

An Obama administration official who reviewed the document, which was classified at the "secret" level, detailed its contents to The Cable. "We can't definitely say 100 percent, but Syrian contacts made a compelling case that Agent 15 was used in Homs on Dec. 23

also anyone who thought Agent 15 was being used in Syria was probably just trippin'.

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

I Didn't Know

That synchronized subway train pooping was even a sport, fetish, wtf? Seriously?

A 31-year-old Bronx man fell to his death yesterday while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train, cops said.

The man fell onto the tracks and was run over by a northbound train as it was leaving the 125th Street station shortly after 4 p.m., police said.

Around the same time on the opposite platform, a bloody and extremely battered man crawled up from the tracks — just as a northbound 5 train was pulling in — with a broken pelvis, severe buttocks injuries and cuts.

That man — who sources said was Manuce Dulcio, 50 — might have been hit by the train, cops said.

It’s unclear why he was on the tracks. Dulcio was “very intoxicated,” a police source said.

I'll buy that story because I don't really want to speculate on what really happened.

By Howie at 08:55 AM | Comments |

January 15, 2013

Al Qaeda "on the Run" in Mali

With French boots on the ground in Mali, wouldn't it have been nice if before the election someone would have warned us that by "al Qaeda on the run" President Obama meant "spreading to places he'd like us to ignore"?

Oh wait, they did:

Mali has been taken over, the northern part of Mali by Al Qaeda type individuals.

--Mitt Romney during the 3rd Presidential debate

But don't worry, the US isn't going to send in ground troops. Instead, we're going to help the French with "logistics".

Yeah, that ought to work.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:27 PM | Comments |

'But mom, guns are bad.'

Dr Wolf: Overheard today at RK Gun show

[.....]As I was leaving the gun show I overheard this exchange between a mother and her young son, perhaps 5 or 6 years old. As they entered the showroom, he could not contain his astonishment upon first seeing the vast collection of firearms:
'But mom, guns are bad.'

'Oh no, guns are not bad. Remember? Your dad uses guns for his Army job.'

This quick exchange spoke volumes and I found it to be quite disturbing. Clearly someone is attempting to indoctrinate this young child in direct contradiction to his parents' beliefs, but who? His government-provided teacher? Government-controlled public access television? His government-coerced pediatrician complying with federal guidelines? Who?

Thomas Sowell recently wrote this outstanding column about the undermining of America, one student at a time: The Role of 'Educators'. They're starting young.

Thank goodness for this young boy's mother. And his father.[More...]

Indoctrination is alive and well in liberal fascists K-12 classrooms.

By Stable Hand at 12:37 PM | Comments |

Hollywood Liberal: Mediators, Not Armed Guards, Needed To Prevent School Shootings

Russell Simmons, who has his own armed security staff, thinks school shootings could be avoided if all schools had unarmed mediators to counsel potential mass murderers:

Simmons asked for funding for nonprofit organizations like Life Camp, Man Up and I Love My Life that promote peace through unarmed patrol officers and offer counseling to emotionally troubled people.

Simmons also clumped together mass shootings such as Sandy Hook with gun violence in Chicago, which claimed 56 young lives in just one weekend. Simmons did not mention that Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the country.

By DMartyr at 12:35 PM | Comments |

@ProjectVeritas_ Journalists, Politicians Refuse to Post Lawn Sign saying "HOME IS PROUDLY GUN FREE"..

Bwahahahaha

Update: MSNBC's Toure had his 'feeling hurt' after realizing the O'Keefe group totally OWND him - lock, stock & barrel like.

By Stable Hand at 11:47 AM | Comments |

Apostate Sushi: It's What's For Dinner

The bad news: High School textbooks in Egypt approved by Sunni Islam's most prestigious (and allegedly "moderate") university condones the killing and eating of apostates. As long as you eat them .... raw.

The good news? The clip is from Egyptian TV and the guest, who appears to be a reformer, and the host, who does his best to defend al-Azhar, are both pretty pissed off about it.

Thanks to Golem Bar.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 10:54 AM | Comments |

NY: Anti-Gun Street Art

Urban Infidel spotted this recently:

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Now, check out the pre-Sandy Hook School shooting street art - Political Street Art: The Kid with Assault Rifle Edition

Update: Urban Infidel has a update on the kid with assault rifle post. Check it out, talk about creepy.

By Stable Hand at 10:36 AM | Comments |

Corn Hole Watch: Mohamed Mohamud Excuses Excuses

Mohamed Mohamud probably he knew all along the guys who gave him the bomb were FBI. He just thought it was an inside job.

Oregon: FBI tactics in investigating a Somali-American accused of plotting to blow up a US Christmas tree lighting ceremony took centre stage Monday, as undercover agents began testifying.

Giving evidence in disguise and visible only to jurors, one agent maintained that Mohamed Mohamud was prone to violence from the beginning and spoke of plans to "wage war" on the United States.

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"He said he would like to become operational," the agent, who was posing as an Al-Qaeda recruiter named "Youssef", testified.

Mohamud, now 21, faces life in prison for allegedly attempting to detonate a weapon of mass destruction -- a harmless fake supplied by FBI agents -- near the crowded 2010 pre-Christmas ceremony in Portland, Oregon.

If only he had just listened to Samir Khan.
Also testifying in court, the FBI official in charge of the sting operation said authorities were alarmed by Mohamud's previous interactions with Al-Qaeda propagandist Samir Khan.

In 2009, Mohamud wrote four articles for a magazine run by Khan, ranging from workout tips for violent extremists to why Europe would be an ideal place for an attack.

At one point, Special Agent Miltiadis Trousas said that Mohamud wanted to include a photo of the burning towers on 9/11 with a story. Khan said it was too violent.

Note Khan was trying to portray al-Qaeda in the best possible light, he didn't feel it was productive to portray 9/11 as it was and as it was perceived by Khan's followers, as killers. He preferred a kinder gentler AQ narrative.

By Howie at 10:29 AM | Comments |

Fwance: We'll Beat al-Qaeda in Mali in Week

Famous last words you know.

French forces led an all-night bombing campaign over a minuscule Malian town, not even big enough to appear on most administrative maps, in an effort to dislodge the Islamic extremists who seized the area, including its strategic military camp.

Meanwhile, a convoy of 40 to 50 armed trucks carrying French troops crossed into Mali from Ivory Coast, where they were stationed, as France prepares for a possible land assault.

French President Francois Hollande launched an attack on Mali's rebels, who are linked to al Qaeda, last week after the rebels began advancing south. France's action preempted a United Nations-approved plan for a military operation in Mali, which was expected to start about nine months from now. Hollande decided a military response could not wait that long.

You know, the French eventually did figure out who the enemy is. That's good for something I guess. Vive La France!

Obama has also committed to help Hollande clean up the mess in Mali. I mean after all they made it. We can't have it turning out like say Libya now can we?

By Howie at 09:51 AM | Comments |

January 14, 2013

Terrorists Supporting Atlanta Falcons

If the Falcons beat the 49ers, the terrorists have already won.

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[Howie's Photoshop contest for fatwas ]

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:32 PM | Comments |

On Twitter? Please Flag These Images The African Taliban (al-Shabaab) Tweeted

Al Shabaab's twitter account has been busy tweeting images of a fallen French commando. He was killed during the recent raid in Somalia to rescue hostage Denis Allex

Terrorist like to do this for the 'shock value', they are assholes that way.

Here are the links to the three images to flag:

https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290802076886368256
https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290804482344898560
https://twitter.com/HSMPress/status/290812010076188672

His family will thank you I'm sure.

Update: Bitches OWND:

By Stable Hand at 12:50 PM | Comments |

France out of Mali! No Blood for Oil!

Yeah, actually I'm all for France's war of choice in Mali. They are fighting Taliban-like, al-Qaeda sympathizing elements in the country. So, killing as many of them as possible is a good thing.

But don't you find it, I don't know, ironical that when France intervenes in the internal affairs of a country that none of the usual suspects come out and protest?
Wall Street Journal
:

On Friday, France sent fighter jets and special forces across the vast desert north of Mali, reversing an eight-month-long stalemate between the former French colony and the fundamentalist rebels who overran Mali's north last year.

French forces had focused on regaining control of Konna, which had fallen into rebel hands last week. French and Malian officials have described this small town in central Mali as a strategic gateway for a possible rebel attack on Bamako.

Over the weekend, fighter jets from France attacked targets deep in northern territories controlled by Islamist groups, notably the large city of Gao near the front. The French also targeted sites along the border with Mauritania, as well as Kidal, a remote trading post near Algeria.

Again, I'm all for this. It's better in my book to let other people put their lives at risk for goals that benefit us.

The real question, though, is whether the French tactics will work? Whether limited French airstrikes will be enough?

This is France.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:26 AM | Comments |

Thief, Terrorist Lover Lauded by MSM

You've probably heard the news that so-called "data crusader" Aaron Swartz killed himself over the weekend.

What you probably haven't heard is that the guy was a real douche. Sure, he was an idealist. But you know who was also an idealist? Joseph Stalin.

Idealism is only laudable when the ideals aspired to are laudable.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:01 AM | Comments |

Omar Shafik Hammami Like Totally Alive (Fatwas Issued!)

I guess Omar wants to prove he's alive, I guess he can be excused for, you know, not even having a newspaper by that whole Somalia thing.

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*click for larger original

The meta data on the image indicated nothing. The image was posted on Jan 14th.

Photoshop contest for Fatwas? I think so, email mchlhwrd (at) gmail (dot) you know.

Update: Fatwas Issued!

The I will cut ur neck Fatwa issued against Dr. Rusty Shackleford for...

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The Devil will do meetballs from you body Fatwa Issued against Nanabozoh for ....

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The Why you insult Holly Koran Fatwa Issued against B'emet Or for

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*More entries below the fold, and did we mention that these entries are even more real than the original?

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Update by SH: Kafiroon's entry:

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Update by SH: The Realist of Queensland's entry:

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?Photoshopped? Could be, I don't think so but at the very least not a very good camera.

After further review, FAKE FAKE FAKE.

By Howie at 08:40 AM | Comments |

January 13, 2013

Egypt: 'Pigeon' Investigated By Police

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Drat! Busted!:

State and private media showed special interest in a carrier pigeon carrying paper and microfilm that was found on Sunday.

According to the state owned news agency MENA, the pigeon was found by a security guard in Shubra al-Kheima, north of Cairo, who reported it to the police.

The pigeon as well as both the paper and the microfilm were sent, amid high security, to the Crime Laboratory.
 Written on the paper was “Islam Egypt 2012.”

By Stable Hand at 02:50 PM | Comments |

How the Muslim Brotherhood is Trying to Take Over Iraq

Click image for history of The "Brotherhood"

Alternate title: Arab Spring Is Coming To Iraq

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The Muslim Brotherhood has taken over Egypt and it’s the official rebel Syrian government, as determined by Qatar, France and Obama. Muslim Brotherhood protests are mounting in Jordan and the Muslim Brotherhood is a definite player in Libya’s future.

But Iraq remains an obvious and gaping hole in their map of the region. Perhaps not for long.

[Read It All]

Thanks bronco bama!

This sucks the suckiest of all.

h/t @MeanKitteh1

By Stable Hand at 02:01 PM | Comments |

January 12, 2013

French President Raises Terror Threat Level

After Mali & Somalia military action

The French president says the country will raise its domestic terror threat level after military action in Mali and Somalia, promising to increase protection at public buildings and transportation networks.

President Francois Hollande said Saturday he had ordered increased security after the French military operations in the two African countries against Islamist forces.

France has some of the world's most recognizable monuments and a wide-ranging national transportation network; like the U.S., it also has an organized government response if there are specific fears of a terrorist attack.

French aircraft and troops are backing soldiers in Mali who are trying to push back Islamist offensives; in Somalia, French commandos launched a failed raid to rescue an intelligence agent held hostage there for three years.[...]

For the past nine months, the Islamic militants have controlled a large swath of northern Mali, a lawless desert region where kidnapping has flourished.

"French armed forces supported Malian units this afternoon to fight against terrorist elements," Hollande said in Paris.

He did not give any details of the operation, other than to say that it was aimed in part at protecting the 6,000 French citizens in Mali, where seven of them already are being held captive.

[More...]

In November of last year Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb's (AQIM) leader Abu Musab Abdel Wadoud was interviewed by Terror TV's Al-Jazeera. He stated "French intervention in Mali will seal the fate of their hostages". Surprisingly, for France, they ignored the propaganda.

Related:
Somalia: French Soldier Killed In Failed Hostage Rescue
Islamist Groups Present In Northern Mali[A good breakdown of the 4 terror groups]

By Stable Hand at 10:33 PM | Comments |

Assassination Attempt Against Italian Consul General In #Benghazi

CNN

Tripoli, Libya (CNN) -- Gunmen targeted the car of the Italian consul general in Benghazi, Libya, on Saturday as he was leaving the consulate, the latest in a series of attacks targeting foreign missions and security officials in the eastern city.

Consul General Guido de Sanctis was in an armored car pulling out of the garage when the gunmen pulled up alongside the vehicle and opened fire, the diplomat told CNN.

No one was injured.

Libyan police arrived immediately to secure the scene, said de Sanctis, who was unsure of who was behind the attack.

"It is difficult to make conclusions ... but if you look at the past months, some people are trying to send all the foreigners away," he said. "The British, the Red Cross and unfortunately the Americans -- now us? I was not sure we were on the list. I did not expect it at all."

Mama mia Guido de Sanctis, you are a kaffir and al-Qaeda doesn't want you in Libya. Is that so hard to understand? Oh wait, neither did the bronco bama administration and look where that dhimmitude got us. Four dead Americans and no one has been held accountable. Zilch, nada...

de Sanctis was damn lucky he was in a armored car, just sayin..

h/t @intelwire & @DaveedGR

By Stable Hand at 06:27 PM | Comments |

S.E. Cupp 'Blood Boils' Over Eric Holder Wanting To 'Shame' Gun Owners

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It wasn't by accident Journal News happened to publish the Google map of legal gun owners. It was meant to 'shame' them. Now, the so called journalist are in 'hiding' claiming their lives are in danger for publishing said map.

Alinsky's 'Rules for Radicals' are at work here:

[The Blaze]Attorney General Eric Holder made headlines this week after it was discovered that he once said gun owners should be “shamed” into giving up their firearms.

And TheBlaze’s S.E. Cupp was not impressed with his remarks.[More]

Here is the video of Fast and Furious Holder on guns in 1995:

1995 footage of Attorney General Eric Holder, when he was the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia. In his remarks before the Woman's National Democratic Club, broadcast , Holder said people should be ashamed to own guns, just the way that cigarette smokes now "cower outside of buildings" to smoke.

Related:

#GunControl: As State Senator Obama Opposed Gun Ban Exception to Defend One’s Home
#NRA Slams Meeting With Biden
Dear Journal News, Love Judge Jeanine
Sheriff: Inmates Using Journal News Gun Owner Map To Threaten Guards
Journal News Hires Armed Guards For Protection
Map: Where Are The Journal News Employees In Your Neighborhood?
The Map LOHUD.com Won't Publish (Updated)
Outrageous! Liberal News Site Publishes Names And Addresses Of Legal Gun Owners

By Stable Hand at 04:16 PM | Comments |

Unveiling The Islamic Veil

Here's a hint, click image for answer:

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h/t @1389

Fatwa?

By Stable Hand at 03:39 PM | Comments |

Somalia: French Soldier Killed In Failed Hostage Rescue

al-Sabaab released this video of Denis Allex in October of last year

The African Taliban, have held Allex since 2009

A French soldier was killed and another was captured in a failed French commando raid on Saturday to rescue French hostage Denis Allex, who is also believed to have died in the operation, according to the French Defence Ministry.

The Islamist captors of a French military agent killed him during a French commando raid in Somalia, the French Defence Ministry said Saturday. One French soldier and 17 Islamists were also killed in the fighting.

Gen. Martin Klotz, a spokesman for the ministry, declined to provide details of the overnight operation aimed at rescuing secret service agent Denis Allex - the code-name for the man who was kidnapped by the militant Islamist group al-Shabaab in Mogadishu, the capital, in 2009.

However, the African Taliban have denied they killed him.
His Somali captors, however, claim they are holding Allex alive and said they had a new captive, a French commando wounded in the fighting.

"(Denis) Allex still remains safe and far from the location of the battle," al-Shabaab said in a news release. "As a response to this botched rescue operation by the French forces, (the Shabaab) assures the French people that it will give its final verdict regarding the fate of Denis Allex within two days."

If he is alive, the African Taliban will most likely release a video, otherwise he is most likely dead. As to the French soldier held captive now, if true, it remains to be seen how long they will keep him alive.

By Stable Hand at 02:37 PM | Comments |

January 11, 2013

Johnny Jihad Wins Prison Prayer Lawsuit

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Thanks to the ACLU's lawsuit

INDIANAPOLIS — A federal judge ruled Friday that an American convicted of fighting alongside the Taliban must be allowed to pray daily in a group with other Muslim inmates at his high-security prison in Indiana.

Barring John Walker Lindh and his fellow Muslims from engaging in daily group ritual prayer violates a 1993 law that bans the government from curtailing religious speech without showing a compelling interest, U.S. District Judge Jane Magnus-Stinson ruled.

The judge blocked the prison from enforcing its ban on daily group prayer, but she noted that her ruling does not prohibit the prison from taking less restrictive security measures[...]

Prison officials argued that the same restrictions applied to inmates of all religions. They also argued that it would be dangerous, unaffordable and unfair to other inmates to meet Lindh's demands. Government witnesses testified that Muslims, who make up the majority of inmates in the unit, have operated like a gang under the guise of religious activity.

U.S. Attorney Joe Hogsett, whose office represented the prison, said Friday that prosecutors were considering their next step, including a possible appeal.

"This case deals with critically important issues that have significance both inside and outside the walls of our federal prison facilities," Hogsett said. "Our concern continues to be the safety and security of both our federal prison system and the United States of America."[More...]

Gawd

h/t @IntelGirl111

ACLU related: The ACLU’s Islamist Connections

By Stable Hand at 06:51 PM | Comments |

#GunControl: As State Senator Obama Opposed Gun Ban Exception to Defend One’s Home

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Why am I not surprised
[ZIP]As a state senator in Illinois, President Obama opposed legislation providing an exception to handgun restrictions if the weapon was used in the defense of one’s home.
The bill passed anyway much to bronco bamas dismay, I suppose.

FORWARD!:

Just eight years earlier, in 1996, Obama answered “Yes” to a survey question asking whether he would support state legislation to “ban the manufacture, sale and possession of handguns.” The Obama 2008 presidential campaign claimed the form had been filled out by an aide who mischaracterized Obama’s position, even though Obama’s handwriting was found on survey.

By Stable Hand at 03:35 PM | Comments |

Australian 'Sheikh Musa Cerantonio'..

Convert to Islam spreading terrorist propaganda in Australia via this JihadTuber, for instance:

Prolly these Aussie Muslim youths - heart him. Also, this place too

h/t mujahid wannabe Steeds of War

By Stable Hand at 01:47 PM | Comments |

Innocents Betrayed ~ The History of Gun Control

(WARNING: Video Contains Some Graphic Images)

By DMartyr at 12:35 PM | Comments |

The 'Islamophobia' Myth

The FBI has released hate-crime statistics for 2011. It turns out, 'Islamophobia' is quite rare, despite the efforts of Islamic proponents, like CAIR, to make it appear otherwise.

Overall, the FBI documents 7,713 cases identified as "hate crimes." Of those, 1,480, or 19.2%, were motivated by bias against a religion. Out of those cases, only 12.5% were Muslim victims. A majority of religious hate crimes were targeting Jews:

  • 63.2 percent were victims of an offender's anti-Jewish bias.
  • 12.5 percent were victims of an anti-Islamic bias.
  • 5.7 percent were victims of an anti-Catholic bias.
  • 4.4 percent were victims of a bias against groups of individuals of varying religions (anti-multiple religions, group).
  • 3.4 percent were victims of an anti-Protestant bias.
  • 0.3 percent were victims of an anti-Atheist/Agnostic bias.
  • 10.5 percent were victims of a bias against other religions (anti-other religion).

So, over all, if my math is correct, there were only 185 reported cases of "Islamophobia" in 2011, compared to 935 anti-Jewish cases, 2620 anti-black, 594 anti-white, 534 anti-hispanic, and 891 anti-gay hate crimes.

Just putting things into perspective. You can read the report HERE or download the .PDFs HERE.

(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)

By DMartyr at 12:19 PM | Comments |

Translate This: HERadventure, YOURmoney

No, seriously. Will someone translate this and tell me WTF it means? I tried Google translate but there's no liberalese setting...

the NEA said the story "focuses on a young female superhero sent to Earth to save her own planet from devastation because of climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls."

I hope someone can understand it because our tax dollars are paying someone to program it.

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(HERadventure, YOURmoney)

By DMartyr at 11:35 AM | Comments |

Bloomberg On The Poor: "Let Them Suffer"

New York Mayor Bloomberg is going to propose a new initiative to limit painkillers distributed by city hospital emergency rooms. This measure would only affect the poor who cannot afford a private doctor:

Yesterday, Mayor Michael Bloomberg and city officials unveiled a new initiative to limit supplies of prescription painkillers in the city’s emergency rooms as a way to combat what they described as a growing addiction problem in the region. Some critics, as documented by The New York Times, however, felt the move would unnecessarily hurt poor and uninsured patients who use emergency rooms as their primary care doctor. Needless to say, Mr. Bloomberg was not swayed by this line of argument.

“The city hospitals we control, so…we’re going to do it and we’re urging all of the other hospitals to do it, voluntary guidelines. Somebody said, oh, somebody wrote, ‘Oh then maybe there won’t be enough painkillers for the poor who use the emergency rooms as their primary care doctor,’” the mayor said on his weekly radio show with John Gambling. “Number one, there’s no evidence of that. Number two, supposing it is really true so you didn’t get enough painkillers and you did have to suffer a little bit.


By DMartyr at 11:07 AM | Comments |

Tribal Update: Yuval Diskin tells all and the Left's game of trust

This week on the Tribal Update, Yuval Diskin exposes Netanyahu's true character, we bring you a behind the scenes look at the attempted unification between the three competing leftist parties, and Habayit Hahyehudi's advertising campaign is revealed.

By Stable Hand at 10:11 AM | Comments |

Good News! Al Qaeda Announces Formation Of It's Student Wing In Top Sudan University

Nothing to see here, move along

January 10, 2013 (KHARTOUM) – The organization Al-Qaeda in Sudan announced yesterday the birth of its student wing in the University of Khartoum in a new sign of growing extremist influence in the country.

The Main Street in Al-Wasat complex in Khartoum witnessed a public address on Wednesday afternoon by what appeared to be Al-Qaeda sympathizers who spoke on "The preceding Jihad in the Land of Two Niles".[...]

They denied that Al-Qaeda group is being pursued by the Sudanese security and rejected their labeling as extremists saying that the US is behind this adding that they adhere to the Quran and Sunna of the Prophet.

h/t @ChallahHuAkbar

Related:

Sudan: Students - 'Al-Qaeda Members At Sudan's Khartoum University'
US adds 2 Sudanese al Qaeda operatives to list of terrorists

By Stable Hand at 09:52 AM | Comments |

Iran Sends Jailed US Pastor Saeed Abedin To Notorious Hanging Judge

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Bronco Bama and his administration will get right on this, someday:

BERLIN – Iranian authorities have recently assigned the case of imprisoned American-Iranian Pastor Saeed Abedini to a Tehran judge sanctioned by the European Union for human rights violations.

Jordan Sekulow, the executive director of the Washington-based American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) wrote The Jerusalem Post by email on Thursday saying, “This development underscores our growing concern for Pastor Saeed. In a country that’s hostile to human rights and religious freedom, the news that Pastor Saeed’s case has now been handed over to one of Iran’s most notorious judges is deeply troubling. In a real sense, Pastor Saeed is an American abandoned in Iran.”[More...]

Also, via ACLJ
The life of Pastor Saeed is in grave danger,” said Jordan Sekulow, Executive Director of the ACLJ. “ When you read Pastor Saeed’s own words[pdf..ed], you understand that Iran has absolutely no regard for human rights and religious freedom. And now facing one of Iran’s most notorious judges, Pastor Saeed is in a real sense an American abandoned in Iran. The U.S. State Department has done very little to help this U.S. citizen. We continue to press the Obama Administration to engage this case – to speak out forcefully on Pastor Saeed’s behalf and put pressure on Iran’s allies to free this American. Time is of the essence.”

In a letter released to family members in Tehran today, Pastor Saeed underscores the danger he faces daily:

“This is the process in my life today: one day I am told I will be freed and allowed to see my family and kids on Christmas (which was a lie) and the next day I am told I will hang for my faith in Jesus. One day there are intense pains after beatings in interrogations, the next day they are nice to you and offer you candy,” Pastor Saeed wrote.

The entire letter is available here.

Bronco Bama is too busy trying to figure out how to amend our 2nd Amendment than to deal with a Iranian-American Christian in peril.

By Stable Hand at 09:10 AM | Comments |

This is Sharia

Sharia is like when you have your slave nanny beheaded.

CNN:

Rizana Nafeek was a child herself -- 17 years old, according to her birth certificate -- when a four-month-old baby died in her care in Saudi Arabia. She had migrated from Sri Lanka only weeks earlier to be a domestic worker for a Saudi family.

Although Rizana said the baby died in a choking accident, Saudi courts convicted her of murder and sentenced her to death. On Wednesday, the Saudi government carried out the sentence in a gruesome fashion, by beheading Rizana.

But the Neocommies at CNN talk about about the need for better laws to protect workers rather than the absolute barbarity and injustice of Islamic Sharia law because if they did, then someone might want to implement a little absolute barbarity and injustice on them.

By Howie at 09:06 AM | Comments |

January 10, 2013

Hey Agron Hasbajrami: Watch Out For Your Cornhole, Bud

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Agron Hasbajrami

No jihad for you

A Brooklyn man who pleaded guilty to supporting a terrorist group after he was arrested trying to board a plane to the Middle East to wage jihad was sentenced to 15 years in prison on Tuesday.

As a part of his plea agreement, prosecutors dropped three additional terrorism charges, which could have sent Mr. Hasbajrami, 28, to prison for life. He was sentenced to the maximum 15-year prison term on the single remaining charge.

Judge John Gleeson, who sentenced Mr. Hasbajrami in Federal District Court in Brooklyn, said he would have preferred to send him to prison for even longer.

h/t TarekFatah

By Stable Hand at 10:18 PM | Comments |

#NRA Slams Meeting With Biden

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Day by Day: High Crimes

Did one really think the VP really cared what the NRA had to say? I sure as hell didn't

The National Rifle Association met with Vice President Joe Biden Thursday and it did not go well.

“We were disappointed with how little this meeting had to do with keeping our children safe and how much it had to do with an agenda to attack the Second Amendment,” the group said in a statement released Thursday afternoon.

The full statement:

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Related:
NRA Membership Soars By 100,000 In 18 Days

By Stable Hand at 04:48 PM | Comments |

Identify This: Loopy Lines

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This is a picture of:

1.) A 3-year-old's drawing of mountains

2.) The last, deep, dark thoughts of a suicidal SlinkyŹ™

3.) An abstract doodle of boobies by Howie

4.) Obama's Treasury Secretary nominee's signature

Add your own guesses in comments.

By DMartyr at 02:06 PM | Comments |

Homosexual Stoned To Death In Streets Of Cameroon

No crime, no trial, no judge or jury. Only Allah's punishment meted out by a mob.

For years, Goche Lamine was a good pious Muslim. He wore proper Muslim garb, he attended Mosque, and he was even an honored hafiz. His neighbors suspected he may have been gay though, never saw any indications. So when they prayed to Allah to show them the truth, he obliged.

From the Google Translation of CamNews24 via Look Under The Burka Of Islam (emphasis mine):

The unfortunate surprised before yesterday frolics with a student, was lynched by a mob. "We suspected for years. But never will Allah gave us the opportunity. And as they say usually 99 days for the thief, one day for the boss. Today. Allah has heightened our prayers and we surprised, "said a trader rejoicing central market before yesterday, January 6, 2013. This is a gay couple caught in the middle lovemaking in a shop in central market Maroua late yesterday morning.

Lamine Goche, thirties, was known as Oustaz (name given to one who has completed the study of the Koran). Wholesale drug on the street, Nigerian origin practiced commercially for years, says the keeper of the store next to hers. But nobody suspected his sexual orientation. "We had never seen him in action. Especially he was hiding under a religious dress code and behavior pious. " Lamine Goche was caught red-handed yesterday morning with the so-called Sanda, aged 17, who presents himself as a student in second grade in school. The crowd alerted by a street kid shouting "samaroka! Samaroka (Fulfulde homosexual)! ".

Was then precipitated on the two companions and began to throw stones at them. Muslim traders were violently angry behavior of Oustaz "who told the man of God when he was engaged in homosexuality," some complain. A close Goche says Lamine "chased her fiance two months of marriage because it promised denounce the practice." On the field, the identity of two companions will not be unveiled. Cross-checking will return later in possession of the above-mentioned. The body of Lamine Goche was abandoned by Muslim traders. Were Christians who finally buried. The young student, he was taken to the district chief. When we went to press, they were still debate in the chiefdom.

Abandoned by Muslims and buried by Christians. Yet the western gay and lesbian agenda attacks Christianity while embracing Islam.

I keep hearing Muslims and their apologists claiming that the radicals make up only a small minority of Muslims. That implies most Muslims in any given area should be moderate and peaceful. Yet, I keep seeing these incidents in which large mobs attack individuals. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting the impression that small minority is not such a small minority after all...

By DMartyr at 01:11 PM | Comments |

Where's Rusty?

He's at Dragoncon checking out the space boobs.


By Howie at 01:01 PM | Comments |

'Key Al Qaeda Paramilitary Commander' Droned Recently In Pakistan

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Allahu Dronebar!!

Roggio

The US killed a senior al Qaeda military commander during a recent drone strike in Pakistan's Taliban-controlled tribal agency of North Waziristan.

Sheikh Yasin Al Kuwaiti, who was killed in a US drone strike on Jan. 8, was a "key al Qaeda paramilitary commander" who was "very high up the food chain," a US intelligence official who tracks the terror group in Pakistan's tribal areas told The Long War Journal. Sheikh Yasin was a top commander and trainer for the Lashkar al Zil, or Shadow Army, al Qaeda's military cadre [for more information on the the Lashkar al Zil, see LWJ report, Al Qaeda's paramilitary 'Shadow Army'].

Sheikh Yasin was also described as a "foreign tactical trainer" by Reuters and "a senior Al Qaeda operative" by Dawn on the day that he was reported killed.

[Read the rest]

Sweet

By Stable Hand at 12:48 PM | Comments |

Ted Nugent and Peter Schiff Talk Gun Control

Excellent interview:

By Stable Hand at 12:30 PM | Comments |

UK 'Imam' Debates For Taliban Style Islamic Law

He must run in the same Shariah4, Islam4 circles as Anjem Choudary & Omar the goat humping Bakri Mohammed.

By Stable Hand at 12:15 PM | Comments |

Missouri Man Kills, Dismembers Man & Throws His Body Parts At Bystanders

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Image credit: THV

Bizarre

KIRKSVILLE, Mo. (AP) — Neighbors of a Missouri man accused of killing a man, dismembering the body and tossing the victim’s arms at bystanders, said the scene left them with nightmares and was “like something out of a horror movie.”[...]

Police officers responding to a call of a vehicle fire Sunday arrived at the housing development in Kirksville, about 200 miles northwest of St. Louis, and saw Potter “throw two objects, later identified as human arms, towards the witnesses,” according to a probable cause statement.

Neighbor Jerry Stahl said he was outside Potter’s apartment when Potter hurled the victim’s arms.

“They hit me. I had blood on me and I’ve had nightmares since,” Stahl told The Kirksville Daily Express. “I couldn’t sleep Sunday. I still cry about it. It’s horrific.”[More...]

No words...

h/t @DanStlMo

By Stable Hand at 11:44 AM | Comments |

Donald Trump, Not The Spawn Of An Orangutan, $5 Million Richer (For Charity)

Last year, Donald Trump offered $5,000,000 (to go to a charity) for anyone who could provide Barack Obama's actual birth certificate. To date, the challenge is unclaimed.

In mocking the birther's offer, Bill Maher made a similar offer - $5,000,000 to charity if Donald Trump could prove he wasn't the "spawn of an orangutan."

Donald Trump accepted the offer:

Dear Mr. Maher:

I represent Mr. Donald J. Trump. I write on his behalf to accept your offer (made during the Jay Leno Show on January 7, 2013) that Mr. Trump prove he is not the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's birth certificate, demonstrating that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan. Please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately and he will ensure that the money be donated to the following five charities in equal amounts: Hurricane Sandy Victims, The Police Athletic League, The American Cancer Society, The March of Dimes, and The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.

Regards,

Scott S. Balber

Bill Maher, uncharacteristically, was unavailable for comment. But I bet he had some choice words in private!

(Hat Tip: IHateTHeMedia)

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By DMartyr at 11:36 AM | Comments |

Snake On A Plane For Realz

Via SMH

QANTAS had its own dramatic ''snakes on a plane'' episode when a three-metre python joined passengers on an early morning flight to Papua New Guinea.

But unlike Samuel L. Jackson's 2006 fictional Hollywood blockbuster in which a nest of vipers causes death and destruction on a jet, this reptile was concerned only with self-preservation[...]

Mr Weber, who videoed the ultimately futile struggle, said both pilots took it in turns to visit the rear of the plane and watch as, several times, the snake hauled itself to safety, only to be dragged out again. As it slowly lost its grip, the wind repeatedly whipped it against the side of the plane, spraying blood across the engine.[More...]
At least the slimy was on the outside of the jet.

The movie and as you know, F bombs:

By Stable Hand at 11:13 AM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest Mocking Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta Of Hamas Edition #4 (Bumped: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Hamas' Salem Aayesh Abu Sitta who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense:

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Sheik Cameldung & Kafiroon for:

My favorit coler ith gween. I are thick of goat rear bwown. Wuv,abuboo, oom!!!

What do you mean "you don't hear anything?"
It's getting louder; a kind of soft whistle, air moving sort of a...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against mdb & Nanabozoh for:
Just take the damn pictures guys; I can't hold this face forever, I need to use the potty. And why do I get the gun Akmed put together out of some spare parts and foam pipe insulation.

Sitta on it!

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Mark & The Man from Athens for:
Where is my bomb vest and my boyfriend?!

Hand over the goat porn magazines and nobody gets hurt.

The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against The Realist of Queensland & Frak for:
Now you're sure this headband makes me invisible to the juice?

What you mean I have to register "assault rifle" and pay $200 fee? I don't have $200! I am poor oppressed freedom fighter!


Previous:
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 10:14 AM | Comments |

New Word: #Iranophobia [Update: Fatwa Contest]
Bumped: Fatwas Issued

Via Iran's official news agency

TEHRAN (FNA)- A senior Iranian military commander dismissed the significance of the new US law against Iran, and stressed that Washington's hue and cry about efforts to block Iran's influence in Latin America is part of the US campaign to spread Iranophobia in the world.

"The media hype and certain commentaries which have been inspired by the western and Zionist political, intelligence and security sources about Iran's use of the Latin American states as a platform for infiltration, penetration and attack on the US soil are part of the Iranophobia scenario and (efforts) to convince the public opinion and prepare grounds for global consensus on (the need for taking) threatening action against the Islamic Republic of Iran," Deputy Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces for Basij and Defense Culture Brigadier General Massoud Jazzayeri said Sunday.

The commander stressed that "the Untied States' arrogant nature" was the reason why the US has interpreted the growth in the number of Iranian embassies in Latin America and the strong enthusiasm of the Latin American states for the expansion of their ties with Iran as a "threat to the US".

But, but, I think the military just made Ayatollah Ali Khomeini cry:

Mad Mullahphoia Generals, NOT Iranophobia!

[Image h/t @MeanKitteh & @ChallahHuAkbar]

Update: Caption the above photo on Challahs post at Elder of Ziyon

If your caption is good enough, I will add it to the post. Either send me an email[challahhuakbar@gmail.com..ed], leave a comment or a tweet.
I will fatwa 4 of em.

Update: Fatwas issued:
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:

Looks like he hasn't cleaned his hand from his last dump, erowmer. The smell could be making his eyes water.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:
Oh Yeah! I vote for Erowmer & Fasternu426!
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against Fasternu426 for:
Hemorrhoid itches.... people looking.... must not scratch... must not scratch...
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against moe mentum for:
if just one more asshole says i look like woody allen with a beard i am going to make them shit blood for a month.

Mad Mullah's unhappy we have their number.

Suck it bitches.

By Stable Hand at 10:10 AM | Comments |

Anonymous: Like Occupy Did To A Cop Car, We Want To Sh*t On Websites Too Like, Legally

Anonymous petitions U.S. to see DDoS attacks as legal protest. They also want their hacker buddies released from jail and their hacking records cleared.

It's hard to imagine a group that adheres to anarchic ideology would want its actions legalized under U.S. law. But that is exactly what Anonymous is doing.

The loose-knit group of hackers submitted a petition to President Obama this week asking that distributed denial-of-service attacks be recognized as a legal form of protest.

The petition, which is posted on the White House's "We the People" Web site, claims that DDoS attacks are not illegal hacking but rather a way for people to carry out protests online. Similar to the Occupy movement when protesters pitched tents in public spaces, the petition says DDoS attacks also occupy public spaces in order to send a message.

[h/t @switch_d]

Like Occupy, Anon can't spell worth a damn. Like Occupy destroying public spaces and hurting businesses, Anon wants to destroy and hurt businesses of those with whom they disagree with too. Like Occupy, Anon has also been infiltrated by some terror groups[<---more images here]

OWS and Anonymous types joined alQaeda supporters protest on 9/11/2012 at our embassy in Cairo:

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Here are the the above rage boys in action:

Also, #AnonHamas and Anonymous becomes Anon Hamas and Attacks Israel

Me thinks their petition has more to do with "we asked you nice" and if you don't comply then we are really gonna do some bad things to you or something.

Update: Related:
Anonymous and Steganography - Blindly Distributing Terrorist Messages?
Hidden Pictures: Steganography, Al-Qaeda and Anonymous

By Stable Hand at 08:08 AM | Comments |

January 09, 2013

Colorado Man Invokes Make My Day Law Against Intruders

BigG:

When confronted by three intruders in his home, Al Michaud invoked Colorado’s Make My Day Law and opened fire.

"The door opened up quick and three guys came in," Michaud claimed. "That's when the guys said, 'You go back there, I'll take care of him.'"

Thankfully, Mr. Michaud keeps a .357 pistol next to his bed. He bought the gun because of rampant crime in his neighborhood.

"There was one (man) by the door," Michaud said. "I put a bullet in his chest. I was going to shoot the other one in the chest, but the one who was closest to me hit my arm and the gun went off and hit him in his leg."

[Continue reading]

By Stable Hand at 06:33 PM | Comments |

Police: Man Threatened To Blow Up CTA Bus In 'Jihad Against The White Devil "..

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Dude! The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies"!

[Image credit: Chicago Tribune]

Crazies on a bus

A man threatened to blow up a CTA bus and told police he was "jihad against the white devil" this week, causing evening rush hour passengers to flee in fear for their lives, authorities said.

A judge set bail at $90,000 Tuesday for Caleb Russell, 23, of the 4700 block of South Woodlawn Avenue, who was charged with making a bomb threat, a felony, according to the Cook County sheriff’s office and police.[More...]

h/t @BoletinBasic

Did I make the image big enough?

By Stable Hand at 04:55 PM | Comments |

Feel Good Story of the Day

Slater is on a ventilator unable to breathe on his own.

And everyone else is just dandy. I love a happy ending.

Related:
Never come between a mama bear and her cubs, especially if she is armed.

By Howie at 04:51 PM | Comments |

EAG: Leftist Website Defends CTU's Lewis, Then Describes Michelle Malkin As An 'Anchor Baby'..

Real classy, leftist

Gawd:

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CHICAGO – Leftists just can’t admit when they’re ridiculous and wrong. Instead of accepting responsibility, they lash out at their critics and look even more pathetic

A perfect example comes from a writer for Chicagoist.com, who seemed annoyed when EAGnews circulated a video earlier this week that caused some embarrassment for Chicago Teachers Union President Karen Lewis.

The video showed Lewis making a speech in December in which she laughingly referred to labor leaders from past generations calling for the execution of wealthy people.

Our reporting of the video lit up conservative blogs and talk radio (including Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck) and soon after the traditional media, including Fox News, the Chicago Sun-Times, Fox Chicago and the Huffington Post.

National columnist Michelle Malkin also commented on the video, referring to Lewis as “Chicago thuggery personified.” Those comments were not lost on Chicagoist.com writer Chuck Sudo, who took revenge by referring to Malkin in writing as a “conservative columnist/anchor baby.”

That sounds like an ethnic slur if we ever heard one. Anchor baby. Really?

The left are so jealous of Michelle Malkin they can only resort to name calling, they have nothing else in their playbook.

By Stable Hand at 01:53 PM | Comments |

Umm Osama, B*tch Of Hamas Member Of Parliament Khalil Al-Hayya:
A Woman's Role Is To Instill Love Of Jihad And Martyrdom In Her Children

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Well, she is failing Allah cuz like she is still alive:

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By Stable Hand at 01:07 PM | Comments |

Analysis of Omar Hamammi's Last Messages

I've been busy and I've not had time to really read and study Omar Hammami's last release, although we did run the raw data and some Googlish translations of the documents.


Selected Wisdom has a breakdown and some thoughts here.

Previously, Omar had posted his biography, in english, which was ignored by the e-jihadi crowd. This time he wrote two Arabic documents, which detail his trials and tribulations in Somalia. I’m assuming he chose Arabic to make sure word got out in the jihadi crowd. While I don’t read Arabic, I’ve gone through the Google translate and talked to a knowledgeable scholar, Dr. Will McCants, about what I think are key passages.
Connections between al Shabaab and al Qaeda in Yemen

Desire to conduct external operations in Kenya

Fazul’s return to Somalia, his conflict with Godane and resulting death

Conflicts between local Somali clan fighters (Ansar) and foreign fighters (Muhajir)

Hammami overstepped with Godane and got punished

Disastrous merger between al Shabaab and al Qaeda

Omar asserts that Godane killed off al Qaeda members and foreign fighters such as abu Talha, Fazul, Sudani and detained other foreign fighters

Read the rest.

By Howie at 12:52 PM | Comments |

Up To $5 Million Reward Each For Sudanese Terrorists Mohamed Makawi Ibrahim Mohamed &
Abdelbasit Alhaj Alhassan Haj Hamad

Yesterday the State Dept announced Terrorist Designations of Abdelbasit Alhaj Alhassan Haj Hamad and Mohamed Makawi Ibrahim Mohamed

The U.S. Department of State has designated Abdelbasit Alhaj Alhassan Haj Hamad and Mohamed Makawi Ibrahim Mohamed under Executive Order 13224, which targets terrorists and those providing support to terrorists or acts of terrorism. As a result of this designation, all property subject to U.S. jurisdiction in which Abdelbasit and Makawi have any interest is blocked and any assets they may have under U.S. jurisdiction are frozen. U.S. persons are generally prohibited from engaging in transactions with them. This action will help stem the flow of financial and other assistance to these terrorists.

Abdelbasit and Makawi participated in an armed attack in Khartoum, Sudan on January 1, 2008, which resulted in the deaths of a U.S. diplomat serving with the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), John Michael Granville, and Adbelrahman Abbas Rahama, a Sudanese USAID employee. Abdelbasit shot Granville and Makawi killed Abbas Rahama during the attack. Both Abdelbasit and Makawi were convicted of murder and sentenced to death in a Sudanese criminal court in 2009. In 2010, they killed a Sudanese police officer and wounded another while escaping from prison. They remain at large.

The attack occurred when Granville and Abbas were leaving a New Year’s Eve party in Khartoum. Abdelbasit shot Granville and Makawi killed Abbas Rahama during the attack. Both men and two co-conspirators were convicted of murder and sentenced to death in a Sudanese criminal court in 2009. In 2010, they killed a Sudanese police officer and wounded another while escaping from a maximum security prison through a tunnel. One of the other escapees was captured; another was reportedly killed in Somalia in May 2011.

Up to $5 Million each has now been offered in the Rewards for Justice Program.

Click images for more:

Mohamed Makawi Ibrahim Mohamed

Abdelbasit Alhaj Alhassan Haj Hamad

By Stable Hand at 12:16 PM | Comments |

Where's Vinnie?

He's been working the odd destruction job with Iowa Hawk.


By Howie at 11:48 AM | Comments |

Its Hot Don!

2012 Was Hottest Ever in U.S.

the year of a surreal March heat wave, a severe drought in the Corn Belt and a huge storm that caused broad devastation in the Middle Atlantic States, turns out to have been the hottest year ever recorded in the contiguous United States.

How hot was it?

Add your super sizzling predictions of doom on comments below.

By Howie at 09:37 AM | Comments |

Da Coin

If minting the coin is not a bad thing, then why not just mint some coin and wipe out the entire debt in one swift stroke. Interest gone. Problem solved.

Mint a few more and balance the budget. A few more... end poverty as we know it and colonize Mars. Hell mint a few for Jawa Report. We don't mind.

By Howie at 09:04 AM | Comments |

January 08, 2013

Out: Trutherism/Birtherism
In: Massacrism?

The problem with the idea of false flag operations is that once you've decided that the government is really that good at conspiratorially producing falsified evidence, then any time they are spurned to action by an event you have a ready made answer: it was a false flag operation!

9/11 began the war on terror that you don't approve of: false flag!

A government that can do that (and Kennedy assassination, and Obama's birth certificate, and the moon landing) certainly could pull off, say, a fake school massacre.

You think I'm joking? I wish I was:

A communication professor known for conspiracy theories has stirred controversy at Florida Atlantic University with claims that last month's Newtown, Conn., school shootings did not happen as reported — or may not have happened at all....

...he says, "While it sounds like an outrageous claim, one is left to inquire whether the Sandy Hook shooting ever took place — at least in the way law enforcement authorities and the nation's news media have described."...

n an interview Monday, Tracy said "while it appears that people lost their lives" at Sandy Hook Elementary on Dec. 14, he is not ready to buy that a lone gunman, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, entered the school and methodically shot 20 children and six adults before killing himself.

Get it, Lanza was a patsy. Just like Lee Harvey Oswald. Or the 19 "hijackers".

The government wants to take away your guns, so what does it do? Orchestrate a massacre -- a false flag operation.

Once you go down the conspiracy hole everything "begins to make sense". As Ace just said parenthetically, but pretty well:

I always notice that the fanciful mindset tends to be indiscriminate about its phantoms; a conspiracist will believe in seven conspiracies, not one, and someone who believes in ghosts will almost certainly also believe in two or more of the following: UFOs, Atlantis, faeries in the garden, astral projection, pyramid power, Rosecrucianism, psychic abilities, Shadow People, and/or Bigfoot.
Add birthers and truthers to that list.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:18 PM | Comments |

Texas: High School Student Arrested For Terroristic Threat On His Twitter Account

Via Houston Chronicle

A North Shore Senior High School sophomore was arrested early Tuesday morning after FBI officials found a terroristic threat on his Twitter account, a school spokesman said.

The student apparently made a threat directed at his high school via Twitter at 8:45 p.m. Monday and the FBI then contacted Galena Park Independent School District officials, said district spokesman Jonathan Frey[...]

FBI officials detained and interviewed the student. Agents told the district the student did not have the ability to carry out his threat, Frey said. He did not know the specifics of the threat.

The student remains in custody.[More...]

The post further explained of a incident where a student threatened to kill himself, and does - in the back of a cop car. Be sure and read it all.

h/t @Liberty_Chick

By Stable Hand at 03:57 PM | Comments |

Mad Mullah's Heart & Support Palestinian Terror Organizations

Hemorrhoid itches.... people looking.... must not scratch... must not scratch...

Via the Evil Juice Intel Center

1. The military capabilities of Hamas and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad (PIJ) were revealed in Operation Pillar of Defense. Those capabilities were the product of massive Iranian support constructed around an arsenal of many thousands of rockets, both standard and manufactured by the terrorist organizations themselves (using Iranian technical knowhow). They included medium-range Fajr-5 rockets (made in Iran) and M75s (manufactured in the Gaza Strip). The massive rocket fire targeting Israeli civilian population centers, including a number of rockets fired at Tel Aviv and Jerusalem, was made possible by Iran's support for the terrorist organizations.[1]

2. Aid from Iran to Hamas and the PIJ in the years before operative arrived in the Gaza Strip overland, by air and by sea, facilitated by border-crossing networks of smugglers and merchants. The main route for smuggling arms was from Iran to Sudan and from Sudan to Egypt and into the Gaza Strip through the smuggling tunnels controlled by Hamas. The sea route was also used, as revealed on March 15, 2011 when the freighter Victoria was seized by the IDF. The ship was carrying arms bound for the Gaza Strip by way of Egypt, whose arrival would upgrade military capabilities of the terrorist organizations. Among the weapons on board the Victoria were C704 anti-ship missiles, which could be used to attack not only military and civilian vessels but also strategic targets in the southern Israeli cities of Ashdod and Ashqelon.

3. Until Operation Pillar of Defense, Iran and the terrorist organizations supported by it were careful, for security and political considerations,to keep secret Iran's military aid and the network smuggling weapons into the Gaza Strip.

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Mad Mullah's feel the powah & the world condemns Israel. It really sucks we have so many dhimmis in the world, including the US and in the bronco bama administration.

By Stable Hand at 03:00 PM | Comments |

N.Y. School Leaders Offer To Scrub Teacher Job Reviews In Exchange For Resignations

Yes, really:

By Ben Velderman
EAGnews.org

NEW YORK – It appears that some New York City school leaders have become so desperate to remove ineffective teachers from the classroom as quickly and inexpensively as possible that they are willing to lie and alter official records to do so.

In an investigative report, The New York Post suggests that officials in the city’s Department of Education have a standing offer with bad teachers: They will wipe out all of a teacher’s unsatisfactory job ratings and replace them with satisfactory ratings if the teacher agrees to quit or retire.

School officials will even provide the ousted teachers with a “neutral letter” documenting their employment with the district, which can be used to seek a teaching position with another school district, the paper reports.

That, of course, leaves other unsuspecting administrators vulnerable to hiring subpar teachers. Tough luck for the kids at the new school.

The Post discovered evidence of the deal in an email from a school district lawyer to a perennially underperforming teacher who had two consecutive years of bad performance ratings.

“The teacher is accused of failing to carry out lessons, sloppy record keeping and poor classroom management, among other charges,” the newspaper reports.

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No surprise here.

In other news regarding less than stellar educators: Video: Bill Ayers, school union officials escalate attacks on Teach for America

By Stable Hand at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Indonesia: Muslims Demand Ban Of Movie Because Heroine Eats "Spicy Pork"

File this under "You can't make this sh!t up":

The Indonesian Minang Youth Community and Minangkabau Cultural and Society Coordination Body reported the movie for allegedly promoting hatred against the Minang ethnic group. [...]

He claimed that most Minang people were offended by dialog in which the female character--played by Agni Pratistha--said that she loved spicy pork, which is forbidden for Muslims.

Ah, a forbidden love story only Shakespeare could appreciate - he's a Muslim, she likes pork. The original Romeo & Juliet, only in this version, Romeo's family kills them both.

By DMartyr at 12:26 PM | Comments |

Iraq: The 'Blood For Oil' Conspiracy Is Dead

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....10 years after the invasion of Iraq, who is profiting most from the country’s oil reserves? The US? The UK? No. PetroChina, Russian Lukoil, and Pakistan Petroleum – fierce opponents of the war.

On the other hand, as Germany’s leading weekly news magazine DER SPIEGEL reported this week, “America has not a single, significant oil deal with Baghdad” anymore.

EXXON is moving out of Iraq and PetroChina has taken the lead in the auction of West Qurna – one of the largest oil fields in the world – with Russian Lukoil as a potential competitor. If the Chinese bid is successful, the country will account for 32 per cent of total oil contracts in Iraq.

The “blood for oil” conspiracists owe President Bush an apology.

I won't hold my breath on the apology to GW. Besides, isn't it bronco bama's turn? There are a few protesters out there except the MFM doesn't want to see or report on them.

They will report on this, though. Crazy birther Terry Jones is gonna burn images/effigies of bronco bama.

By Stable Hand at 11:54 AM | Comments |

Omar Hammami (aka Traitorous Jackass) And His Jackass (Updated)

American traitor Abu Mansoor al-Amiriki is a dead man walking, err, mounting his jackass:

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After his novel yesterday it appears he wants one to feel sorry for him.

Tough shit bitch.

BTW, dead man walking comment comes from someone I mistook for someone else. Don't know 'em.

Update: BemetOr has a special image for Bullwinkle and his jackass:

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Laughing Donkey

The original Bullwinkle by B:

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Related:

al-Shabaab Issues an I Will Cut Your Neck Fatwa Against Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki
Update Video Omar Hamammi Appeals For Mercy(bumped)

Omar Hammami's personal dispute with Shabaab[LWJ]

By Stable Hand at 10:37 AM | Comments |

Insane Jew Hating Rant in S.F. By Hamas Supporter On Black Friday

holseyd, in comments, about the video:

thanks for passing the video along Cindi. the woman in the video had actually just moved to S.F. from Texas and was telling how shocked she was over all the leftist style hate going on there toward everything Western Civ. along with the slobbering love affair with all of Israel and America's enemies.

Thanks omrib113. this extended version of a video i uploaded at the end of 2012 is compliments of my friend who has a Polish accent and that you also hear in the video. indeed what happened that day was a joint effort along with helpful bystander.

By Stable Hand at 09:45 AM | Comments |

PA Mayor Mustafa Fuqah U: Israeli Army Tempts Children To Touch Explosives By....
Shaping Them Like Toys

PA TV newsreader: What kinds of explosives are left [by the Israeli army after training]? We are talking about the explosions they cause.
PA mayor, Mustafa Fuqaha: Some [explosives] are in different shapes. Some are shaped like pens, and some look like toys. Some are in different shapes to tempt children to touch them or pick them up. This is a real danger and real proof that the Israeli army targets children and young ones.
[PA TV (Fatah), Dec. 29, 2012]
Well, fuqah u has to make stuff up to hide the fact pali jihadi use children as human shields.

More about the above video at PMW

By Stable Hand at 09:24 AM | Comments |

On-Base Imam Kills British Soldier

In First Insider Attack Of 2013

A member of the Afghan army who acted as a prayer leader for troops has shot dead a British soldier in the year's first insider attack, according to officials in the region.

As many as six British troops were also injured in the shooting in Helmand Province. The Taliban claimed responsibility for the attack in a statement released shortly after details emerged, the BBC reported.[More...]

Apparently, the now-dead Imam bastard first turned his weapon on fellow Afghan soldiers but didn't shoot until he turned his weapon on the British soldiers.

Prayers for the family of the fallen soldier. May he RIP.

By Stable Hand at 09:08 AM | Comments |

You May Continue With the Operation

You may fire when ready...

Back in those quaint days when KGB-supported communist subversives planning to overthrow a republic had to meet in secret to discuss their operations, William Ayers and his chums reportedly opined that during the post-revolutionary period of normalization, approximately twenty-five million Americans (ten percent) would have to be executed.

To refresh your memory, Mr. Ayers -- now Dr. Ayers, of course -- while a leader of the youth outreach program known as the Weather Underground, was asked by one of his cohorts, FBI informant Larry Grathwohl, about the contingencies of power should the group actually succeed in its revolutionary activities.

Specifically, Grathwohl asked what might be done with that minority of the adult population that would continue to resist communism even after it had been so eloquently justified through the violent seizure of power.

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Now that those halcyon days of incognito living, clumsy bomb-making ventures, training junkets to Cuba and orgies in the back of a van have been left behind, a man such as Dr. Ayers is free to host campaign events for future presidents, to be named Chicago's Citizen of the Year, and to be a professor of education at a distinguished university. And one does not grow up from idealistic advocate of mass extermination to respected professor -- declared a "model scholar" by his colleagues -- without having an epiphany or two.

You'll have to read the epiphany at American Thinker.

By Howie at 08:47 AM | Comments |

January 07, 2013

al-Shabaab Issues an I Will Cut Your Neck Fatwa Against Abu Mansoor Al-Amriki
Update Video Omar Hamammi Appeals For Mercy(bumped)

Heh.

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Why Omar Insult Holy Koran?

Update: نداء آخر ~ Another Appeal. Its in Arabic so I cant' understand. But I've put the Googlish under the fold.


To Cheickna Fadhel
Peace be upon you and God's mercy and blessings
Will not dwell on please Ali including benefited from fun Khtpkm, but I enter directly at the heart of the matter, namely the deterioration of current private in this country, as you might have heard in the news.
Permission required from you and my brothers who gather around, according to afford assistance with regard to the continuity of more than abundance once.
Faraj Muslim housewife Farajallah about the plight of the Carpathians on the Day of Resurrection.
This arrived God and peace and bless Muhammad and his family and companions,
The last prayer to thank God

Update II: The pastebins listed in the video contain two documents in English and Arabic. I'll post the English portions below the fold.

Pastebin 1:

In the name of God the Merciful
Praise be to Allah, we praise Him and seek His help and Nstahedah and seek refuge with Allah from the evils of ourselves and our evils Ihdh God is Mahtd and not mislead Hadi and I bear witness that there is no god but Allah alone with no partner and I bear witness that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger
After:

To Distinguished Jihad leaders
Of the poor slave of Abu Mansour the American

Peace be upon you and God's mercy and blessings

We ask God that you will be in the best case and in the health and well-being. And may God bless you from the plots of the enemy.

Then before embarking on the meaning of this message I want to apologize to you that with Kony Arab assets still outlandish tongue I hope that you turn a blind eye for grammatical errors, language and spelling. And was Ingbe Ali in such correspondence be looking for to me who have studied the science of Rhetoric and Oratory. But this was my best default Vsamehohna.

Secondly I want to apologize to you that I am not only a man mistaken and wounded, was inclined to side in the expression and also may be image issue I have is full, but nevertheless I think that my point is absent from the more knowledge people and vice versa the other side is widespread in the forums and in the movies. In each case you're not forced to merely what to say. Instead, you must hear both sides fairly, knowing that magic of the statement may be informed of each other Flakm facts - if bitter - without beautiful phrases.

Now get into the heart of the matter by mentioning the history that led to our embarrassment:

What happened after the days of the Islamic Courts withdrawal

After the huge withdrawal - and I think the details are known to have - we met with Sheikh Hassan Turki in the top Kiampona Forest and we started some training with my father Mansour Albehani Almighty God's mercy (Yemeni al-Qaeda leader). The Abu Mansur is our teacher and Mncdna which removes us worry and grief in cases of distress, but with so he could hide in the same sadness for avoiding Sheikh Hassan Turki any significant role for immigrants - but if it came through Abu Abdullah Sudanese (Issa Osman Issa) - Abu Abdullah was miss us a lot in those days for long periods in order to participate in the war and so on.

Abu Mansour was wants to train immigrants in the absence of Abu Abdullah (This was something my father Abdullah himself) the best possible discharge of his duty before God Almighty. But who on Sheikh Hassan Turki refused and threatened to immigrants that tie into a tree if they tried to get out of the woods. But despite these threats went out and rented a boat to get out of Somalia to any other front (and hope was in Afghanistan). Abu Mansour was God's mercy asked me to Eravgah in that travel but visions and istakhaarah me seat. What was only weeks after that and then we heard the news that half brothers were killed in the country named (men) and the other half survived to fall prisoners in various countries. And was told that they were subjected to the process of espionage. From God and to Him we return.

Then we stayed at least in Kiampona and missed us Abu Abdullah for his determination to reach the brothers from the base, but the families in the middle of the road in Sudan and leave the story at his Vasul (Abu-Fadil lunar) - and the name of the owner of this Abdullah Derry (who died with him) mercy of God - that leave migrants of Kiampona after 6 months of his release (as promised before going out). That time coincided with migrants' access to the news that Sheikh Hassan Turki entered with Sheikh Sharif in Asmara alliance which was collecting much of the laity. Verwdhana (private and I abused a lot of fault for the right to question where I was a professor of legitimacy and a camp coaches) and we were afraid for ourselves too much.

Then came envoy Abdullah Derry to get us out of Kiampona This also coincided with the announcement of the Mujahideen Youth Movement that they refused to enter into an alliance secularists and joy so too and we tried to contact them, then join them. At the time, we thought that the problem of lack of clarity of the flag have been solved this.

After consultations by the Mujahideen Youth Movement accepted - finally - that welcome immigrants. Vtnkerna dressed as women and boarded ships and we passed the road sector to reach them and really welcomed us. May God reward them.

Then we sat down with Sheikh Abu Zubayr and talked about what happened in We Kiampona said that the mistakes that occurred between immigrants and supporters for a lack of understanding and coordination. Aftbanna him be a man among us to coordinate because immigrants were a private entity is an entity Shabaab relationship was no mere commands and obedience, but consultation and coordination.

Wiczamn with Saleh Nabhan returns to Somalia and they have chosen for the job. Then before Nabhan this work provided accepting immigrants (even though he wants to work outside of the internal conditions of migrants). He sat with us and Astftana us hilariously and formed a new administration.

The first immigrants under management Shabaab with Saleh Nabhan

The Emir of immigrants since go Abu Abdullah Sudanese management time new immigrants call the "left-handed pleased." And a very good brother, but became involved with local politics and we ask God to guide us all.

The important thing from this that the "left-handed pleased" became Vice Nabhan and I Amir the Shura and Amir fronts. This is a big titles but our numbers do not exceed a faction with us Somalis from the West.

The new administration's relationship with the fans and the first mention of the base:

At this time came early senior princes movement and sat with new immigrants and management stated that some fear the independence of immigrants and talk about al-Qaeda TALK Nabhan and said that the relationship between immigrants and supporters will be on the basis of a relationship Taliban rule. He said he will announce the name of the rule after 6 months if the movement fails to communicate with the base in that period. Then approved by Sheikh Abu Zubayr this talk - apparent - but he said he wants to do, such as the relationship between immigrants and supporters in the Islamic state in Iraq. He added that the emirate movement be أكفء even if it was an immigrant.

Then we went to the front and participated in some of the battles as seen in the movies (like an ambush Birdala) and we came back with many complaints and many demands coincided with the complexity of the first large Shura of the Mujahideen Youth Movement with immigrants. So we were three of us are all present in the Shura with Ansar. And if they were afraid of our confidence in ourselves and our coherent system because they dragged me from immigrants immediately after this meeting and made me a prince of Mogadishu Army quickly awesome!

What happened with me in positions of Ansar:

Continued Nabhan God's mercy in the management of a left-handed Alamorma pleased at a time I was suffering from a lack of responsiveness from the Ansar. I began to feel that they gave me only a formality position and after that they sent all the armies to regions without scientific twice! All the army is fully aware of this - with senior princes and also with those who fall under Msaliti. Then they sent me to another responsibility after having offered to resign. This time I was responsible for two fronts! And sent armies (in the front and one) to another territory without my knowledge after they told me to send it to the other before that 12 hours! In the second front they told me to negotiate with (Baidoa) and planned for all then went out for planning and left me in the back!

And, of course, offered to resign after it for the second time and turned me into political offices because they do not want men to think and want to do what all them in the management of military action. I understood at that time that the reality of the problem in the army due to political problems and loss of movement of a clear vision and strategic occasion.

In that period new concerns have emerged by Ansar towards immigrants because Nabhan was a strong army of immigrants for the purposes of establishing a role model for supporters and direct them to the right path. Shura has sat in immigrants and we said we do not want to compete with fans, but we want to enter them and then directing them by our actions. But it seems that the application of this speech was inclined to a photo competition (although funding was all by Ansar)! He told me Sheikh Abu Zubayr that these fears of immigrants present when supporters. But Nabhan did not feel it or do not care very much about the matter.

Shura with Ansar and said al-Qaeda in Yemen:

In this period, establish another Shura session and got important things. The first thing that came from our brothers in Yemen to address the Mujahideen Youth Movement and was part of the speech that leaders in Afghanistan are waiting to join the movement under the rule of the hottest coals. And then we discussed the option of joining al-Qaeda and the option declaration of an Islamic state and public opinion tends to state option (with accepting immigrants principle the establishment of a strong relationship with al-Qaeda). But Sheikh Abu Zubair announced that conditions are not valid now without justify saying no evidence to move to any of the sides!

The second thing they chose to fight with Sheikh Sharif in a way that regular warfare Although inductive them that continue to guerrilla warfare.

The third thing that Abu Zubair resigned from the emirate for the dispute between him and the Somali Abu Mansour (Mukhtar Robo) and then to resign for 3 months, then our understanding after that period that the resignation was not only to prove his feet only. And God.

Shura third and my new role:

Happened at this meeting approve the Abu Zubayr leader of the movement, as well as acknowledged continue fighting with Sheikh Sharif as well as fighting with the infidels (Galgudud) regular (without any justification strategy). They continued to stall in the Declaration of al-Qaeda or the state. And then we put some milestones and targets in the way of access to the state and appointed a committee to monitor the progress and application. The Committee made this a mini Shura at a time when the spread of the rest of the members of the Shura in the regions. And اختاروني I Shura Deputy Emir and also اختاروني prince of this Committee. After that meeting, we started working without a real response from the Abu Zubayr.

To continue in the dismantling of immigrants:

Nabhan was very tired of the heavy work that took him for doing things where immigrants too many number of immigrants and he wants to return to the primary objective of which is to carry out foreign and create a new front in Kenya. The eyes of the Ansaar deportation for immigrants because it was asking supporters large sums of money and many powers.

The were Astqtaboa "left-handed pleased" in this period and made him a prince of the media because he became complain of not getting his powers Deputy Emir immigrants. Perhaps the secret to that Nabhan was very trusted in recent days and also Nabhan was very interested in internal matters, but it gives priority to seek to establish external action even cause some volatility in the system.

Came the opportunity to change the prince of immigrants and Tvkeckhm a completely Vanthezwha each skill.

We were in session Shura immigrants Nabhan complained of lack of budget, despite the large number of immigrants and businesses. This came because immigrants gravity multiplied and many of them married. The burden of the army and entered in a camp immigrants as well as the budget. It is worth mentioning here that the army of immigrants was responsible for a large sector of Mogadishu at the time and was of the line of defense warmest lines.

He decided Nabhan that supporters will ask for more in the budget if they refused orders will great! (It was sometimes threatens to go to Yemen or Kenya)

Faraga Nabhan and left-handed facilitated the meeting with Abu Zubayr and told what happened immigrants Shura. The point is that they did not increase the budget but rather changed Prince (Bobeef pleased) and admitted immigrants under the Army Army of Ansar!

Unfortunately, in the beginning it did not stir a of immigrants finger! Valenbhan he wants to rest and also gave him money and sufficient powers to start overseas operations and create a front Kenya was also asked for the past two and a left-handed pleased he saw that there must be access under the regime supporters to economic conditions and to reduce the atmosphere of competition, and the others were new in Somalia did not try system Ansar. I stayed alone in my rejection of this resolution that Nabhan said he really believes that this decision will be the end of immigrants. When saying this you him and kissed his head and turning this opinion immigrants to the outright rejection of the resolution (except when left-handed pleased). But Nabhan said he could not send a delegation of immigrants to Abu Zubair for discussion in this thread and avoids intervene personally.

Nabhan chose five people from migrant and I you Khameshm. Unfortunately did not speak at this meeting others and House debate between me and Abu Zubayr long to be tired and others began to show features accept the decision!

This is how she died the case and thus began the disintegration of immigrants in the life of system Nabhan God's mercy.

Martyrdom Nabhan and second administration of migrants:

It is worth mentioning here that the story of martyrdom surrounded prospects but less evidence in the case of the other issue. And God knows best.

The important thing here, we are after we heard the martyrdom Clergyman Almighty God's mercy immigrants so surprised at the same time they are beginning to understand that this is not the case just fine under Ansar system. When I saw many complaints you collect immigrants and left-handed Han is pleased to hold a session Shura Before that me and we sat down to talk in a new beginning. The people at that meeting are divided into two categories: those who want to continue the current system and wants to re-organize immigrants and independence from the Ansar as before (but without competition). The left-handed headed the first group is pleased and I encourage the community second. And when the vote won the first community second Ptsoatin number of close to twenty. Thus died the case again.

Resignation from the positions of the Ansar:

After stalling Sheikh Abu Zubayr in complexity Shura despite the urgency of the Commission Shura him after he refused to change a lot of problems (including lead at all the information and all orders and opposition agreed upon in meetings Shura) I saw that I resign from my position as leader of the Committee Shura did not bring them any hearing thereafter .

Among the things that made me take this position because I saw a strong tendency to the so-called (interest) without interest first, as required by the provisions of Sharia. But, I had to take decisions first determine what is in the eyes of interest Abu Zubayr and then search for fatwas to justify this position. I had discussed a lot in various issues (Although every issue that may be in the same discretionary but all indicate to provide interest on the texts) and was responding much that my views will lead to chaos and that people reject and other phrases that are no substitute for texts something.

Perhaps my views may be somewhat strange to many of the brothers, (even members of al-Qaeda), but it as I said earlier: the lesson is not in the opinion of the issue itself, but the lesson in the way of access to that opinion (ie: they put Find ruling on the end of the list priorities). Abu Zubair was not coming out research to support his views and also did not respond to research presented to him.

Among the issues the legitimacy that Khafatth where: Taking taxes (and uncontrolled), and not to distribute the spoils (without satisfaction many winners then tampered with and not to take advantage of them), and leave the khat (even after enabling adequate and after belief haraam), and tortured Muslim accused process espionage (without proof Cutter), and killed covenanters (or who renounce apostasy and accepted their repentance when the movement visible) treacherously, and fight people before determining their rule in Islam (then turmoil after the fighting), and major bombings in places people (with the possibility to avoid it) and then non-payment of blood money In most cases, and so on.

And, of course, I refused to attend a shura with positions prince Committee and Vice Shura Council Sheikh Abu impact Zubair did not Istdni for presence in front of him for a long time after that and kept me from appearing in the media in an informal way.

Full retirement and the deterioration of the conditions of immigrants:

After I saw that the reform of the Ansar is possible that immigrants will not understand the issue only after cruel experiments retired people and I was in the office hidden under the responsibility of the left-handed pleased that began as little understood. But was pleased that he became convinced that the entry of migrants under Ansar was a wrong decision and began seeking (according to what he told me) to configure new independent management.

During this period began out many immigrants from Somalia (especially those from Kenya) and jailed some and conditions CME very bad hand Hassan care matters immigrants with being the backbone of defenses that long presence in Mogadishu (though Elhahi on Sheikh Abu Zubayr that alters strategic to guerrilla warfare).

This situation led to the support of left-handed pleased the idea of the independence of the immigrants in the Shura most complex by the complexity of the Shura Ansar days. He promised that he will fight for immigrants this view before the Ansar.

However, the bitter truth that he did not defend the required force and supporters also took camps of migrants and some other offices, where left-handed pleased announced his resignation from the Emirate of immigrants.

Then hold another shura of migrants immediately afterwards and told us what. I figured that immigrants will understand the case well after the destruction of the entire entity immigrants but I've found that left-handed became pleased (though leniency) extremist in front of public opinion because more immigrants engaged fully involved with the decision!

This is not only severe reaction temptation by supporters of the ancient immigrants (false promises and providing some facilities in advance) and also due to the ignorance of most new conditions Ansar (because who entered in the offices of the Ansar in that period are few).

Back left-handed to the emirate is pleased:

After the resignation of left-handed became interested in our office is pleased hidden more and we raise some of the reports and research to Abu Zubair without any response, thereby affecting the same left-handed pleased. But the nature of the brother he loves to hide problems to the extent that it may be used tricks and ambiguity in order not one understands that there is a problem. This is because the issue of misconception obedience and also the issue of backbiting. And Parts good God and pious but solutions will not come without knowing the causes of the problems.

The seek rulings owners office on the issue of migrants and re Amarthm and we all tell him that he returned early (because fans will not liked it otherwise for his policy to hide misdeeds) hurt migrants because they need to test more to understand the fact the case and then look for solutions for themselves and this will convince supporters of the importance of strong management of migrants because they are non-management may do what he sees Ansar somewhat chaotic. But brother did not listen and heard that shortly after he returned to the Emirate of immigrants with false promises new.

Return Vasul to Somalia with teachers:

Coincided back left-handed to the emirate is pleased with return Vasul to Somalia with the accompanying teachers and asked the Mujahideen Youth Movement to help some of the projects.

As you know, in the region (Puntland) to the Mujahideen was Vasul looking for area to do exercises and then planning for foreign operations and to create new fronts. The coveted in the area (Puntland) and (Bay and Bakool) where the owner (Puntland) and Abu Mansour two Somali influence in those areas.

Then left-handed Vasul Tell this program is pleased Tell Abu Zubair automatically without thinking. And then became Vasul in black list at the beginning it was his relationship with the Somali Abu Mansour and his talk about sending migrants to the region weakens the influence of Abu Zubayr was all makes Vazola in into sects abstaining when motion Mfaty.

Despite these concerns by supporters that the teachers (who accompanied Vasul) a specialized course in light weapons and advanced tactics. But the rivalry between the movement and among those who have declared their affiliation to al-Qaeda (They Vasul and teachers and some of the migrants who were relationship Balnbhan and previously Vasul) become competitive terrible Alanaa. The session was stopped and then continue and then stop and then continue and so forth to be heard martyrdom Vasul in very mysterious circumstances.

Martyrdom Vasul and withdrawal from Mogadishu:

The strange thing is that Vasul was much apprehension of the Mujahideen Youth Movement who told him that the deputy Abu Zubayr told him that if they heard that Vasul Somali Abu Mansour met Vsasamaon experience in the (BBC). And was hiding a lot of movement (even left-handed pleased n).

And came out of the camp session ahead of Morocco to go to the city of Afgoye, but who was told to expect in Afgoye that there would not sleep that night. And without knowledge of a turn - as has been said - to the point of Mogadishu in a long road much phlyctenulosis of inspection Shabaab and was supposed to take any roll on the left before coming out of these points. It was not suitable degree warned is Vasul to continue on the road after those points in order to reach Mogadishu sooner. But the story of mutual he continued in this way to be entered at the point of the enemy. (The distance between the last point of the movement and the first point of the enemy almost 2 miles do not imagine that driver Sagvl road at that distance and in those area and Vasul was Abdullah Derry, knowing the road). And was told that the reason for changing the flight of Afgoye movement and promised to provide a large sum of money, and was told that he died with that amount, indicating that meeting.

Because of this information as well as some photos shows Vasul where In his shoulders strange tie, came various interpretations about the case. Especially Vasul was referring in my life that Abu Talha al-Sudani, was blacklisted when the movement for independence always also cited in mysterious circumstances between the Mujahideen in the woods before the approach of the enemy whom the duration. And who was with him when the citation did not have a larger pistol However he returned unscathed. I saw the picture with my own eyes and the wound was in the bottom of his heart Almighty God's mercy. And also of strange things they did not want to bring out the information about his death for a very long time because the enemy does not know by what they said, did not want to bring out the film him as he explains the history of Somalia, even after Albhan announced his death. God knows.

It is important that this news caused severe confusion in the ranks of immigrants who were followers of the events and declared competition between the two sides.

This coincided news with extreme weakness in the defenses in Mogadishu (perhaps due to lack of money and men that came as a result of battles (end aggressors) in the previous year and by the closure of the port at the time for strong winds) and soon people only slightly by sudden withdrawal from Mogadishu (even left-handed NATO is pleased that he did not know with time he was aware that something like this will happen).

This is also the reason confusion again in the ranks of immigrants who did not understand the issue well (with the opportunity to exit from the defenses were very helpful because they could not meet with some to discuss the case before it in order to fill the defenses could not threatening to get out of defenses, despite the bad conditions because Ansar Cisjnohm on the basis of charge Takvel Mujahideen and open gaps for the enemy).

Attempts at reform by members of immigrants:

Thought some immigrants that this withdrawal would be like what happened in the courts (very fast and very large) gathered people with the personnel treated in color, race, language and a range of Arabs met and went to the house of Sheikh Fuad met Abu Mansour Somali Tmacarua in options. Among these options Go to (the Bay and Bakool) for the gathering and planning project work like Vasul God's mercy. And like Vasul God's mercy a member of that group told left-handed pleased with all of what happened is told Abu Zubayr.

Then when people understand that not only withdrawal from Mogadishu and met all immigrants near Baidoa that group refused to refer to immigrants system unless certain conditions are met. Part of the conditions resignation left-handed pleased and meeting as Abu Zubair personally to inform him of what they saw of errors.

These demands did not find acceptance when the Ansar and the vulnerability of these brothers under house arrest in the home. They were told that they have no option but:

1) silence and enter into the system
2) prison
3) out of Somalia!

When they suggested staying in Somalia in Dar al-Islam as immigrants (as prescribed legally) they were told that this decision violates the Mujahideen Youth Movement.

They were told that unknown Tzakyatem and was told they were in rule of abstaining community. And this with a Moroccan sheikh among prisoners has appeared in film, Osama and the movement to offer much for forensic knowledge.

(He cited this Sheikh finally in mysterious circumstances, after threats to cut off his tongue No. anonymous saw with my own eyes, because the location of the bombs was within walking distance of the city but the shelling came after they left the city three or four hours and the bodies were all out of the car without the features of the bombing on each. .. But Sheikh's face was burned!)

This attempt coincided with another attempt by some wise immigrants who entered the offices of the fans and have had many experiences with they were not who they are told the ancient immigrants (who have been involved in the system Ansar except what God's womb). The demands of these like the first two demands: they want to change the prince, and independent entity immigrants, and meeting Abu Zubair personally.

In this time before the Abu Zubair meeting and before changing Prince and immigrants apparent autonomy. And instead of left-handed brother last pleased was director of the migrant camps and then Emir of Social Affairs in one city with few inadvertent contact with the offices of the Ansar. But it was Mtcefa lack of forensic science and the large number of blind obedience and reverence for the left-handed Abu Zubayr pleased.

He agreed these brothers on this decision, although it was presumably not one of them (ie: they did not choose their leader, but they suggested some names, which indicates a lack of complete independence) and then continued in the formation of a new administration.

The issue of al-Qaeda and Allegiance:

Sheikh asked me to meet in this period because the teachers who came with Vasul God's mercy came out of Somalia, such as withdrawal and came out on the trail of a number of immigrants for what they saw from the Ansar. And other immigrants began the steps and was Abu Zubair wants to learn from outputs immigrants and carried Ptharidahm against Ansar and thought I had left of my retirement policy for this purpose. Aftbanna a private meeting with him.

As for me, what I was familiar with all the events, but I understand public opinion when immigrants and the original causes of the problems and solutions introduced him every root and kindly with some tips on the movement as a whole. Among these tips, I told him that jihad in Somalia is not jihad globally and that fans do not want to carry-Qaeda's ideology and do not care about migrants and do not want to take advantage of them for nervousness. And asked him to isolate himself to the Somali Abu Mansour mobilize people and enter them in the conflict and to take advantage of immigrants. And other tips. I told him that he is afraid of me and therefore did not agree I enter in the movies for a long time (although people love and hate infidels me) and I told him he was not interested Bomniati Although research Alkavarni (In fact, I get a monthly fee from the office hidden in that period to work and I've used it for the purpose of reservation private security and also was a car I had in that period). But he assured me that he is not afraid of me and that he would attention Bomniati.

Then left his area to speak and he told me that a global jihad in Somalia because the Mujahideen Youth Movement Bayaoa Qaeda and their extensive correspondence. He said that the allegiance of the same base Mathaba allegiance succession. He told me that the unit of Sharia (pointing to my words about the independence of immigrants and the establishment of Abu Mansour management of southern Somalia and the establishment of the Abu Zubayr open new fronts in the north). He told me that the movement can not conduct foreign weak for the possibilities and so on.

I told him that I Sajob on these matters in a written message due to lack of time before that and also asked me to send some of the research that you set before. I went out from him on this.

After this meeting a day or two I heard that Abu Zubair asked to attend the brothers who have these reform steps and also requested the presence of some ancient and called (with a left-handed pleased including) and announced the name of the new Emir of migrants and read them some messages from al-Qaeda and announced that they have become a part of it He then asked Mufti Abu Zubayr that pay allegiance to all attendees Abu Zubair they did. Tell me more these brothers they hated those Allegiance later and felt that this concert was a trap for them.

The fact that they refused to join al-Qaeda, but they felt that the relationship fake because Sheikh Ayman not speak yet but we have heard about such a relationship more than once and usually come to talk about it within a clear political conditions. This is because the father Mansour was not in favor of this resolution and it seems that he came to the delegitimization of any movement may in the future on the land of Somalia. It is strange in this decision because it refers to a global focus and approach of immigrants, and this was all the opposite of what we see at that stage.

And added to these securities by letter to Abu Zubayr in these matters (sent him a private, did not pass between the brothers in Somalia, fearing ignite sedition charge).

Violation of promise and a survey in my right policy:

Not worried brothers of these events and they chose to continue with the new administration as long as that Abu Zubair promised that immigrants system will be independent and that all immigrants will be a follower of this system without Ansar system and that the powers of immigrants system will be full powers.

But after the initiation of hearings Shura (and I was a prince Shura of those days were numbered) and found that the new Emir does not see the importance of recognizing the decisions of the Shura (even if the decision was something fateful, even if the resolution represents the vast majority) Among these decisions primary goal of the new administration ( ie: independence for conducting training and planning for the external action). Then, after long discussions we agreed on some items and raised the demands of the new administration to Abu Zubair, where the rejection of all that.

He refused to give the new administration some cadres of immigrants who were in the offices with the fans, and refused to give immigrants some offices and powers like: Security Office, Office of Research and Development, and the Office of roads and reception (ie: input and output immigrants) did not give us a budget to do create a camp again.

Did not increase in the budget of families something while at the same time rejecting any attempt by immigrants to get connected to financing from abroad and reject any attempt by them to carry out the spoils.

Vvhemena directly that these promises were false and that Abu Zubair did not want to play for migrants list. So we resign from this administration are all new except Prince with some who were not of those who have taken steps initial reform.

These sessions coincided with the news that Abu Zubair has solved our hidden and sent to accompany me news that I have with immigrants from now as a normal soldier. And dragged me the money that you use to protect myself and for mobility and online services and communications. Then after a car pulled me as well.

Current and if immigrants after failure:

I understand that the actions of Abu Zubayr in my right was a punishment for a few things:

1) my relationship with my father Mansour Somali and my proposal to lead
2) the paper that sent him the question of allegiance and al-Qaeda
3) audio recorded and filed by the other way movement with it a public lecture and not on behalf of the movement
4) and perhaps because he thought that I instigated against Ansar immigrants (though I was a retreat for the policy completely and did not oppose his emirate never ... but remedial work was always in the earlier stages in the range of advice and Shura system)

Such acts and wanted to prove to me that I am not only an ordinary man, not much should be paid against me, and I accepted all this began to walk in the market without guard and without security measures to prove that I really am not only an ordinary man. This caused a sensation when Ansar and جائوني immediately to remind me Bomniati were blind by the length of this time and they have to destroy them after he pulled me possibilities that you use for wishful thinking by what you have agreed with the Emir of my office.

The rest of the immigrants in the same confusion and declare to me that they want to get out and that their minds become light and oblique to the madness. There in our ranks experts in various sciences like Dr who banned him from working in Somalia as a doctor and who can not go back to his country and that came with a wife and 4 children (with the monthly income of the movement like any other soldier married to one child).

It is worth mentioning here that 4 of immigrants imprisoned soon (including from a prison in the first time and also including another man appeared in action films and had a special group to terrorize the enemy defenses) for charge of apostasy by what was said because it was said they were heading to the apostates in private car! We fear that this is also because of the relationship of these Abu Mansour Somali. Has been interpreted by some of the brothers to go to those who unusual interpretations and there is no correlation between the direction of biographies and apostasy.

The prison crisis and directed the film:

It is worth mentioning here that I always careful not sedition whatever is said about me because I always try to draw people's feelings to the reform through consultation and advice without chaos and individual work. If this fails then the way I was trying to avoid people, lest said to me I was rumored discord and lest be surrounded by problems that are not for me to fix it.

And if you understand this, it was not my decision that I walk in the market except for my concern for the lack of involvement of such charges because I'm sure that the frictional migrants will inevitably lead to talk of the situation and then to ignite sedition charge. Also, as long as they dragged me to work and the possibilities and smashed immigrants hope for change ... I saw just sit at home, which may cause me psychiatric illness. We did not get out of our homes only to teach the enemy lessons there نرض sit at home without work.

You mention the long months in the forests of top Kiampona when Hassan Turki refused any role immigrants (not allowed to fight not allowed to go out of the woods). And we were in those circumstances, after the failure of attempts to change, trying to turn a blind eye to it and engage in cooking and jokes and songs even raise our morale. I figured I want to comply with those steps with the knowledge that the difference between those times and between this case and clear, but the sentiment was close.

Anyway, I went out of my house and said the governor, Amir Hisba I do not want chaos but a Muslim man Crown Hariati like any other Muslim. What is the point of your argument "Blood for blood, and demolition demolition" if you Tmanona than not its Ansar تمنعون. And said to them that I enter in the House strongly without reason appointed prison. I told them that their advice acceptable but not conservation of their powers on security force (especially the fact that maintaining it is Murad by motion) and أرشدتهم to some facts that I noticed from the actions of the enemies in Somalia. I told them that the enemy does not want bombing like me within cities (though what they are doing in Somalia) and does not want the loss of many of the people (though what Afulenh in Somalia) for the prevailing policy in Somalia. I pointed to the operations against the brothers like Nabhan and Bilal Albergawi mercy of God.

Fterkny governor and Prince calculation for my circumstances, but they advised me always cautious, especially Somalis if they were brothers. (They were locked some kin to me at that time on charges of spying without evidence).

Then after three months of prayer in the mosques and engage in commercial projects came first delegation by the movement and they said they do not accept this case. The antics they said I was an important man and that Sikcefna enemy immediately if they know where I am. I asked them if what you say the truth, why you wait all this time? How can I trust you and believe your words after such behavior? فسكتوا and entered in another case. I told them I Ahhy myself crazy sat at home or return to the problems of migrants and mobility problems. After little debate the legality of this came out of me. But I felt them just because they wanted to know the continuation of my membership in the youth movement (or al-Qaeda, as announced at the time) or Rajai to create a new movement. And other communications came in this sense than others in that period. I always tell them that Abu Zubair is the commander of the ground, but this does not mean that every one must join a certain movement and this does not mean that the Prince of Earth powers beyond the powers of the caliph. But came interpretation that I want to create a new movement because I was trying at the time connection to al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula and al-Qaeda leaders on the issue of immigrants. And also saw the closeness of Abu Mansour and other opponents of the princes policies Abu Zubayr.

But I again declared here in this letter that I do not want Shubra of Somaliland do not recommend anyone go out on Prince of Abu Zubair. But we advise them to accidentally Shura waiver of position and when he refused, remained silent. But do not give him powers over what God has given. No one نوجب to join Shabaab or al-Qaeda and wanted to leave to work with, it is free. (This is exactly what is happening with a lot of fans who return to their normal lives and not be punished for that something unless some needy people who imprisoned and beat the charges, then called Asraham and they are told you at large did not prove you aware.) And I did not meaningful to create a new movement with a movement youth (especially and I know they take fatwa of Sheikh Abdul Qadir Abdul Aziz in fighting movements).


Then after the meeting cited the aforementioned Moroccan Sheikh cited with Abu one Bartani in mysterious circumstances after threats. Delegation returned again and they said they have stocked car I want my pregnancy to the town of Afgoye. I refused completely because all brothers cite cars in that way. I get how they want off to a dangerous busy area a few days after the death of the brothers easy?! I told them that I'll finish some things and then would come out in my own way after nearly a week. And agreed with them on this also agreed with the governor and the Emir calculation like that. And you want to go to the front because the Ethiopians entered the town of Baidoa and you're up to date myself testimony (has big brothers ambush soon of Birdala in those days and days reported fronts).

After this agreement ... this happened. Amaury equipped for close to a week and went out at night on foot to go to the front without telling people so as not to touch the aerial bombardment. But known men calculation movements after watching some Seri where people put a little way to darkness. Amir calculation came with some of the brothers and they asked me to return. And I asked them what the problem is? They said you alone and did not tell anyone. I said them you Nsahtamona this (but Habstm closest people to doubt) Debbie was never News people Ptnqlata. On top of that accepted them escorts, but they have not liked this. Where they turn? I told the front. They said any front? And any car in any way? I told them this is not a method wishes to tell all the people this information private and you Stbulgon Omrakm phone and plane over our heads! Accepting, then a hour after they refused again. I accepted that use their car to Ohde their nerves, but they said that the car was not ready. Insisted on knowing who sent the first car and any front I want. I knew that the issue is not maintaining it is a political issue. I accepted advice brothers and I went back to the city to re-planning travel again. But when you return to the city they told me that the princes ordered Bsgni!

This who Oiguenna that the issue has become serious. Especially after what I've heard from senior princes that the movement might kill me or Tsgni in a secret location. And actually I came out of the city for this possibility because I figured they get angry only of the large number of my movements. I figured they will rejoice that I accepted their orders: I came out of the city, and went to the front, and kept on wishes. But they have not liked it. Then accepted their orders in the re-planning travel and so on. But they have not liked it.

He came in my mind they are asking for a reason to remove any possibility of a new movement if the enemy broke and became the ground for them and returned Jihad to the first stage of guerrilla warfare. I began to remember what I was told about the threats to some of the brothers who hold the world thought and opinion Akhalvenhm. I began to remember what was said about the mysterious circumstances around the death of Abu Talha al-Sudani and Vasul. And I began to wonder in the case of the death of Nabhan and Abu Hafs and Abu Ibrahim and Abu one. And began to see the prison around me of immigrants without evidence (even throw them shot and almost killed). And reported what I was told by one of the princes put forward as an idea may kill some opponents of the movement of interest (which may be the same who ordered Bsgni)! Afraid for myself and afraid for the future of jihad.

After the lack of response from the base and the inability to contact leaders of them, I saw that there is no solution for me is to go to the Internet lifted the film was seen by the world. But I, however, did not explain all the differences for tension Alawdah and please find solutions.

Despite the anger of some people, especially those who do not know the truth of what goes on in the upper layers of the movement, the answer from many of the senior princes they understood my fear and want to find a warranty promises that I will not touch on everything from prison or killed.

The truth is that I did not start this conflict between the men of al-Qaeda and the Mujahideen Youth Movement and I was not satisfied with him. I did not understand right understanding only after smashing the hopes of immigrants to fix their situation and if supporters in Somalia. I did not immigrants who left or were imprisoned or refused orders throughout my stay as a member of the Mujahideen Youth Movement. But I was trying to find solutions Shura, thinking that the princes see its importance. When I saw taken lightly, silent about them and was busy the office and they put me in it. Even after the withdrawal of work and I tried to avoid potential discord and preoccupied with matters of worldly affairs and did not speak in politics with a. But all this not Ardahm because they do not want just a violation of opinion because this indicates that they may be in error. This is dangerous because others may understand this error has been doing the work of the new reform. This is exactly what he was doing Hajjaj bin Yousef. He was looking for both the ruling did not satisfy even if silent hiding in the country and then test him and kill him. And God.

Conclusion:

We ask God who answers the distressed if invited him to reveal us this sorrow and then ask you to fear Allah, your brothers vulnerable migrants in Somalia. We responsibility in your necks and figured out that your feet will not go away for place on the Day of Resurrection until you ask what you did in our day.

We add finally that we are not pretend perfection and innocence of errors, but has long said all the immigrants in their work is decent to them, but when judging men not a lesson not to sin but in acceptance and undo mistakes after the recall.

We are not also deny the preferred Ansar us. Has carried out great acts and sheltered immigrants and Nasrohm in more than one place. In many cases, immigrant in Somalia feels that the king holds on Almnakp. But comfort Aldnueh is not what we ask and seek. But, what one of us came to Somalia, which loses a living was not requesting ten after his resolve to enter into Somalia. One of us did not come to this land, students positions and marriage. But, everyone came structure of martyrdom operations in a wonderful likeness of the blessed Al-Qaeda operations. Many of the immigrants left a bright future in their professional fields in order to make the utmost efforts for the sake of God and to achieve their hopes in the testimony of their fellow mujahideen. Unfortunately, we do not find the opportunities that we have come to participate in the global jihad, or even to participate in the development of the jihad in Somalia. And God and it Altclan.

The issue now is the secretariat is in your hands.

This, and may God bless him and bless Muhammad and his family and companions,
The last prayer to thank God,

Poor slave,
Abu Mansour the American,
Somalia,
Spring II 1433


In the name of God the Merciful

Permissions Unity


First: we must differentiate between names and facts, the marine animal not be forbidden to name the pig or lion or dog as alcohol, adultery and usury not be permissible to remove these names them.

Second: legitimate duties came in accordance with the legitimate purposes and not good deeds and acts of worship in the religion - albeit devotional - simply lead to acts that violates the assets of al-Shara. Just as the prince should not be concerned Shura Council for the purpose of differentiating between people so too should not adherence to the pretext of unity for the dam it.

Third: true unity among Muslims is the Islamic caliphate and succession is based on two elements: 1) a global element 2) and a legitimate element. They must establish all the law Muhammadiyah in all the earth. If the group stand dam in front of a global jihad and if they seek to restrict certain people land is not part of the project to establish a caliphate not Saúah in the road to true unity.

Fourth: the unit is no doubt required in religion, but if this "unity" does not lead to the legitimate purposes that have made required for it ... They spin with Altha where Dart ... The Admt Admt although there is any.

Fifth: even in the case of true unity in the case of Muslims under the Emirate of meeting the legitimate caliph ... Even in that case may not prevent his flock of Caliph legitimate duties ... Especially what was imposed on the objects. For example, a truce with the infidels to leave some Muslim lands in their hands is not a legitimate contract required Muslim pandering to him, even if issued by the Caliph.

Sixth: the Mujahideen Youth Movement is not a caliphate recognition before the recognition of others. The succession will not be just a movement never ... And men not be a successor as soon as the lawsuit never ... how the prince does not claim the caliphate movement!?

It is worth mentioning that Al Qaeda is also not regarded as a succession ... Sheikh Osama did not Caliph same recognition ... Otherwise Vlmma letters waiting for succession? And why allegiance to Mullah Mohammad Omar? (Valmla - as is obvious - not also claim the caliphate) and why give up the name of the rule before the formation of an Islamic state in Iraq? Is it permissible for employers to destroy the caliphate caliphate themselves in order to refer to the back (whether they were in this verb بغاة)? And why letters of the Islamic State in Iraq also about waiting for succession? Did Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, a competitor to Mullah Mohammad Omar succession deserves permission murder?

Should not be such a manipulation of people's minds.

Seventh: not a duty on a join al-Qaeda and did not call this one ... I do not Sheikh Osama (God's mercy) and Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri after him and not others.

But on the basis of what some people are saying about the necessity of unity ... Was Young Mujahideen Movement sinful failure to join al-Qaeda these long years?

(It is interesting to ask: مذا grudge - without unity - between the youth movement and the al-Qaeda envoy to Somalia - such as Abu Ibrahim and Abu Abdullah and Nabhani and Vasul - years ago? And why delayed lawsuit join Shabaab to al Qaeda ... to time emptied arena of all these people?)

But, due unity is the unity of the Islamic Caliphate and all other types of unit may be required (either mustahabb or Juba) to the extent that to this true unity ... ie: succession. But if the "unity" repel succession or if they do not bring it closer to us concrete steps, or if it was slow set up ... This "unity" to be forbidden or distasteful as far as where underdevelopment and rollback of the caliphate.

Eighth: there is nothing wrong with the multiplicity of movements and groups, as long as this diversity leads to goodness of Islam without contravention of the purposes of legitimacy. If the areas of different groups like the application of science and the field of jihad ... There is nothing wrong with that. But if the one area but in different areas or different focus, Voadha not nothing wrong with that as long as this diversity does not lead to damage of conflict.

There is nothing wrong with the movement of work in northern Somalia for security purposes and other movement operating in the south of the objectives openly (as long as the border and controls their interaction clear and sound) because the borders Six Pico is not saying. It is no secret that prevent such diversity will logically lead to prevent the existence of an Islamic state in Somalia with another presence in Iraq (and the man who said to do so by members of the Mujahideen Youth Movement).

And also quite the existence of a group working to strike distant enemy in the same land where there are other traffic to hit the enemy Foundation near (as long as the deal between the two controls and clear, leading to nearly the Islamic Caliphate).

If it is said that the first for these groups to unite these efforts under one Emirate ... This request may be required ... and it may not be. The Prince was proposed for this project just wants coordination between these actions with the mandate of the people and provide the necessary powers to do what is fittest to religion ... This, of course, better than having these efforts without linking and coordinating. But, if the Prince wants to control these efforts will lead to stop for the purpose of focusing on the goals are less useful than (or for installing power only) ... how to be like this "unity" first or not?

Valmtalibon lonely singing the importance of "creating coordination" and "the multiplication of benefits" and "reduce conflict" and "reduce the chaos." How to "unit" lead to stop those efforts that were needed to coordinate (leading to reduced benefits)? And how to "unit" lead to the multiplication of conflicts and create chaos?

But, patience on such matters can only be done in the right successor, who may not get out of it only if he commits outright disbelief us from God proof. However, even in that case the right of his flock may perform duties without his permission that tried to stop their children. How soon Amir movement?!

Ninth: Here are some words of "jihad scientists" (though not an argument in itself if you are in breach of an explicit law) to differentiate between allegiance Amir Jihad and sell the caliph.

Says Mohamed Abdel Salam Faraj (may Allah have mercy on him) in his famous (Unfulfilled Duty):
(Allegiance to fight and die
Bukhaari Salamah, may Allah be pleased with him said: (pledged allegiance to the Prophet and then adjusted to the shade of a tree when Sandal people said: O son of Akwa not تبايع? I said: pledged allegiance to the Messenger of Allah, he also: second Fbaiath I said to him, O Abu Salamah anything you that day Tbaaon? said: death) .. Narrated also Muslim, Tirmidhi .. Al-Bukhaari also Abdullah bin Zaid, may Allah be pleased with him said: (Since the time of the free coming came to him and said: I'm Hanadzlah Ibaya people to death, he said: not Ibaya on this one after the Messenger of Allah) also narrated by Muslim and al. The novel previous reports passport allegiance to death and we are not studying the position of Abdullah bin Zaid and there is a difference between the allegiance of death and Allegiance absolute Khalifa only, and does not mean that Prince Jihad not obeyed the Messenger of God: (Whoever obeys me has obeyed God and whoever disobeys me has disobeyed God and obeys Prince has obeys me and disobey Prince has disobeyeth). Agreed. Ibn Abbas says: Obey Allah and obey the Messenger and those of you) .. Women: 59 landed in Abdullah bin flywheel sent the Messenger of Allah in secret (which was Prince of Jihad))
This speech stating that allegiance Amir Jihad allegiance Caliph but obliges Alambaya kind of obedience.
Confirms this understanding the following fatwa issued by the Tawhid and Jihad platform:
(Praise be to Allah alone and prayers and peace be upon the Prophet after him and after:
Peace be upon you and God's mercy and blessings
My question is about Prince monument and in بيعته or should we sell in the battlefield?
And we do not have the possibility of exit horn at the present time?
May God reward you and God Zadkm note.

Liquid: kazakhi

Respondent: Committee legitimacy in the pulpit

In the name of God the Merciful
Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds
God bless our Holy Prophet
And his family and companions

After:

The allegiance of the princes in the battlefield is only Mtaana on was with them on the battlefield or a contributor to the report narrated by Abu Sa'eed may Allah be pleased with him that the Messenger of Allah - peace be upon him - said: «If he goes three in travel of someone Vlaamarwa.

And from Abu Hurayrah, Abdullah ibn Umar, may Allah be pleased that the Prophet - peace be upon him - said: «It is not permissible for three are Pflah of the earth but ordered one

Hadeeth narrated by Abu Dawood narrated Bazzaar of Omar ibn Khattab bond properly. Tabarani from Ibn Masood attribution correctly, was minted by Abu Dawood and Mundhiri hadeeth of Abu Sa'eed Abu Hurayrah, and their men the right men but Ali is confident Sea. He said in conclusion: (claim a son. Gave no it Qadha).

The Allegiance Almtaana all one they sell Imam any successor narrated Abdullah bin Umar reported that the Prophet - peace be upon him - said: «Whoever dies and not in allegiance died dead ignorance» (Narrated by Muslim in the book: the emirate. Door : and Houb fulfill sell caliphs).

These Allegiance different people Aqd for the general public ..

Abu Abbas Ansari said the verse in the book: "Mufhm what confused summarize the book Muslim":

(However, it was from the people of the solution and the contract and fame, Fbiath word and direct hand; that was present, or saying and certification upon if absent, and enough is not known: that the thought entered under obedience Imam, and hear and obey him in secret and manifest, not believed Unlike Therefore, Odmrh died died dead ignorance; because he did not make in the pledge of allegiance).

But Allegiance legitimacy can only be a Muslim imam ruling by what Allah has revealed that Bayah people Aqd on the Quran and Sunnah.

Those who swore allegiance to the apostate rulers rulers other than what Allah revealed and loyal to the enemies of God and died on it has died, not of allegiance he swore allegiance is not considered in terms of legitimacy was بيعته Kaladm .. zero legally Kalmtm the sense.

And God knows

Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds.

Answered, a member of the Shariah Committee:
Sheikh Abu Mundhir Shanqeeti)
And confirms Abu Musab al-Suri (may Allah free him) difference between Albeotain in (call resistance) and refers to the Nueah obedience necessary in such restricted Albeat, p 1163:
((14) - the pledge of allegiance in the war:

Sheikh Abdullah said God's mercy:

[1 - (Ibn Umar, may Allah be pleased with him: we go back next year, what of two met on the tree under which they pledged allegiance, was the mercy of God, and was told: anything Bayahm? Death? Said: No, Bayahm patience) (Bukhari).

Allegiance in the war years quoted Prophet, peace be upon him to install the hearts and remind them of the covenant made on themselves before the battle.

Tree that pledged allegiance beneath: the tree that has underneath allegiance Radwan year (6 H), and in the next year year (7 e) did not know the two of us place the tree, and this mercy of God so as not to become a tree something sacred, then spread fads and myths through their presence and do not even People come to seek blessing from them, and Jaabir Muslim: (pledged allegiance not to a group and did not Nbayah death).

The tree is Samra of desert trees, has Khvat companions in the year following the Hudaybiyah fear of sedition.

(Abdullah bin froth may Allah be pleased with him said: Since the free time coming, came to him and said to him: I'm Hanadzlah Ibaya people to death, he said not Ibaya on this one after the Messenger of Allah, peace be upon him) (Bukhari).

Free: a battle in the city years (63 e), and called free because horses (over) stormed the free (the first time breaks the horses stone free) because the free zone stones black surround the city from east Bahra (and I do), and west Bahra (Allowabrh) and therefore is said What between Hrtaha or in Ramadaan, and they mean these Ahartin, and when lawful Army (over) the city companion Abdullah bin Hanadzlah Ibaya people to death to fight over after dislocation بيعته.

(For Salamah ibn al-Akwa may Allah be pleased with him said: pledged allegiance to the Prophet peace be upon him and then adjusted to a tree, and when he eased people said: O son of Akwa not تبايع? Said: I said: You may pledged allegiance to the Messenger of Allah said: And also, Fbaiath second, and was told him: anything you Tbaaon day? said: death).

I've had peace be upon him choose some of his companions who prepare them for missions in the future and then take them covenants private characterized by the rest of the companions, also took on the garments and Abu Bakr and the class of companions (that do not ask people something) was one of them drops his whip from his hand is not required From a handling him.

The pledge of allegiance is always in righteousness and piety, because the era of cooperation on land piety may not Allegiance in sin and transgression, like Itaahidon era special then ask Alambaya after a period that works works not acceptable to God, and approved by the Shariah as a province so and so, and spy on so and follow SINS others.

Permissible for a Muslim to give several Baat to several people, gives Sheikh allegiance to strive with him, and others sell to have the flag on his hands and brought up on his hands, not the opposition between these Albeat, nor one may impose obedience in everything from Ahed something No one may to protest Bbiath to prevent Alambaya work righteousness stipulated Quran and Sunnah such as jihad for the sake of God, for example, because the pledge of allegiance then turn to the synagogue in sin (but obedience Virtue) (no obedience to a creature in disobedience to the Creator). uh. (1))
And يستعجب Sheikh who make allegiance Amir Jihad like allegiance Caliph in the same book, p 800:
(As well as the issue of Allegiance in regulations; and details its resolution and consequences of rights and duties. Has argued it is just under or closer to the section decomposes am giving the consequences when he wanted to. And enough on extremely fast for three days like unable votive. While others went that selling organization such as selling Imam greatest element can not only come out to see outright disbelief has it from God proof!!)
The exclamation marks are not me!!
Then he mentioned Sheikh Abu Musab that the ambiguity in such matters from the mistakes of the jihadi movement in the same book and also stated that he sees out of the passport of such groups if they become not lead to the desired goals, p 845:
(7 - the inability to identify legitimate content and dynamic behavior of a number of key concepts:
See the rest of Pastebin I here. Pastebin II is here[SH..ed]

By Howie at 04:51 PM | Comments |

Epic: 'Anon' Troll (aka John Tiessen) OWND By Jester (aka @th3j35t3r)

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'Anon' John Tiessen in his twilight years

Patriot hacker Jester (aka @th3j35t3r) teaches a Anon troll a hard lesson. John Tiessen (aka @johntiessen) accused Jester of being a child molester and was kicked out of the military for child porn. John also made a video titled "Anonymous Published List Of Pedophiles @th3j35t3r Was On The List", among other bullshit stuff.

Bad idea for a lie John..

Tiessen's is a convicted sex criminal:

So after all this bullshit I decided to to check out Mr Tiessen’s own criminal history with Minneapolis Court Records, well HOLY SHIT!!! It turns out Big John Tiessen HIMSELF is a convicted sex criminal. The screenshot below was found here: http://www.mncourts.gov/ on search by defendant name.

CLICK FOR ENLARGE, IT'S WORTH IT

[MUST READ IT ALL]

As Jester said projection.
I think at the very least, we have a classic case of something called ‘projection‘ – Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where John Tiessen subconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, usually to other people. Thus, projection involves imagining or projecting the belief that others originate those feelings
Tiessen, today, made a video apology to Jester after their 'talk'.

Also, the obligatory Hitler discovers John Tieseen is a deviant

Tiessen Triple Epic OWND by Jester.

Update: I am adding the videos I spoke of above, just doesn't seem right that there are only 24 views on his so-called apology.

First, claiming Jester is a child molester

I particularly enjoyed the 7:00 minute mark onwards where John Tiessen claims his ‘contacts’ in Law Enforcement told him who I am – fucking hilarious. Also at the 8:15 mark onwards – because that’s a face you can trust lol
Click image as he has disabled the embed:

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Next, his apology.

Pathetic.

I wonder if greyrooster is .....

By Stable Hand at 12:51 PM | Comments |

Muslima Sentenced to Life in Death of Son

She killed him because he wasn't memorizing the Koran fast enough.

Mr Justice Wyn Williams said: "I am satisfied that it was his failure to learn the Koran that day that resulted in the beating that caused his death."

"The violence Yaseen suffered was not confined to the day of his death.

"For three months you beat him often with a wooden pestle and I'm confident these beatings left him in a significant amount of pain.

"This prolonged cruelty culminated on the day of his death in what was a savage attack. You then set fire to his body in an attempt to evade responsibility for what you had done.

But Sara Ege's husband Yousuf Ege was not held responsible in his death, even though I find it hard not to imagine that at least part of Sara's motivation was please her husband a to raise Yaseen in a manner she thought would meet Yousuf's approval.

But don't worry, Allah will catch up with Yousuf soon enough.

By Howie at 09:45 AM | Comments |

January 06, 2013

Alabama: Russell County Authorities Intercept White Supremacist School Terror Plot

17-year-old Derek Shrout apparent planned the attack three days after the massacre in Sandy Hook, Connecticut

Wow:

RUSSELL COUNTY, AL (WTVM) -

Police say 17-year-old Derek Shrout is a self-proclaimed white supremacist who wanted to commit hate crimes at Russell County high school with homemade explosives.

Had his book of plans not been carelessly left where a teacher could find it, the sheriff says no one may have discovered the plot until it was too late.

"The journal contained several plans that looked like potential terrorist attacks, and attacks of violence and danger on the school. And in particular, there were six students specifically named, and one teacher," said Russell County sheriff, Heath Taylor.

After the teacher who found his journal notified authorities, police searched his home and found dozens of tobacco containers filled with shrapnel and holes drilled for fuses. Investigators say Shrout was a step away from turning them into live grenades.

"These bombs are potential; they're not complete. So we don't want to indicate that he was ready to do something. It could have been a day later, potentially," said Taylor[More...]

h/t @IntelGirl

White supremacist are as bad as Islamic jihadi. Both are racist b*stards.

File this under Domestic Terror/Assmaggots

By Stable Hand at 08:59 PM | Comments |

Dear Journal News, Love Judge Jeanine

I'm unsure of the date of this segment:

h/t @Dbargen

BTW, The Journal News has a poll: Should guns be more strictly regulated in the United States?[Front page, left side towards the bottom]

Me thinks they are enjoying the publicity and to hell with innocents who may be harmed by their liberal fascism[rhymes with Islamofacism], gun banning rhetoric, 2nd Amendment hating bullshit of so called journalists.

Related:
Sheriff: Inmates Using Journal News Gun Owner Map To Threaten Guards

By Stable Hand at 04:34 PM | Comments |

Will Goregazeera Show Interviews With Al-Shabaab Spokesmen?

Note the Al Jazeera microphone, the new face of Al Gore's former Current TV. He sold it to a network full of terrorist sympathizers.

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"Sheikh" Ali Mahamoud Rage aka Ali Dheere

They will most likely only show interviews like the above in their Arabic language channel or something.

You may remember, our very own American traitor Omar Hammimi aka Abu Mansoor al-Amiriki once was in with the above 'sheikh'. He is either dead or in hiding now. Hopefully dead.

His twitter feed has been very busy lately though.

Update: EROWMER FTW!

Ali Dheere, and the other buy[guy] back a couple weeks was named Farmall al Baler or something? Do these guys think naming themselves after farm equipment makes them appear manly?
Related:
Al Gore Sells Current TV To Al Jazeera
al-Shabaab Releases Statement on Abu Mansur Al-Amriki (Bumped Amriki Alive?!?!)

By Stable Hand at 02:47 PM | Comments |

January 05, 2013

Saturday Feel Good Story

Never come between a mama bear and her cubs, especially if she is armed.

Woman hiding with kids shoots intruder

A woman hiding in her attic with children shot an intruder multiple times before fleeing to safety Friday.

The incident happened at a home on Henderson Ridge Lane in Loganville around 1 p.m. The woman was working in an upstairs office when she spotted a strange man outside a window, according to Walton County Sheriff Joe Chapman. He said she took her 9-year-old twins to a crawlspace before the man broke in using a crowbar.

But the man eventually found the family.

"The perpetrator opens that door. Of course, at that time he's staring at her, her two children and a .38 revolver," Chapman told Channel 2’s Kerry Kavanaugh.

The woman then shot him five times, but he survived, Chapman said. He said the woman ran out of bullets but threatened to shoot the intruder if he moved.

"She's standing over him, and she realizes she's fired all six rounds. And the guy's telling her to quit shooting," Chapman said.

The woman ran to a neighbor's home with her children. The intruder attempted to flee in his car but crashed into a wooded area and collapsed in a nearby driveway, Chapman said.

Deputies arrested 32-year-old Atlanta resident Paul Slater in connection with the crime. Chapman said they found him on the ground saying, "Help me. I'm close to dying."

God Bless this woman.

Video below fold:


By Stable Hand at 06:25 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Banning

Nice try Greyrooster, did you forget what Rusty told you?

I'll refresh your memory

This blog is my private property. It belongs to me.

Me banning you is not an act of cowardice. It is not an act of censorship. It is me, the property owner, asking you, the trespasser, to leave.

You remind me of a petty vandal who is indignant when told that their free speech does not include spraying graffiti on someone else's wall.

You are free to say whatever you want. Just say it somewhere else.

You are not wanted here. You are not welcome here. Get your own blog.

In other words, you are banned permanently. Kapeesh?!

By Stable Hand at 04:50 PM | Comments |

Latma's 170th Tribal Update

In the 170th episode of the Tribal Update, we bring you a song celebrating Israeli sovereignty over Judea and Samaria. Hanin Zoabi gets her day in court, and the Bayit Yehudi keeps rising.

By Stable Hand at 04:13 PM | Comments |

Sheriff: Inmates Using Journal News Gun Owner Map To Threaten Guards

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Great going stupid f'n bitches at the Journal

Law enforcement officials from a New York region where a local paper published a map identifying gun owners say prisoners are using the information to intimidate guards.

Rockland County Sheriff Louis Falco, who spoke at a news conference flanked by other county officials, said the Journal News' decision to post an online map of names and addresses of handgun owners Dec. 23 has put law enforcement officers in danger.

"They have inmates coming up to them and telling them exactly where they live. That's not acceptable to me," Falco said, according to Newsday.

Robert Riley, an officer with the White Plains Police Department and president of its Patrolman’s Benevolent Association, agreed.

"You have guys who work in New York City who live up here. Now their names and addresses are out there, too," he said adding that there are 8,000 active and retired NYPD officers currently living in Rockland County.

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I would say I am surprised at this but I'm not. Gun control MFM leftists are brain dead, I swear. Besides police officers, their families are at risk. Did the Journal think of abused and battered women hiding from their abuser? Etc., etc., etc.

Related:

Journal News Hires Armed Guards For Protection
Map: Where Are The Journal News Employees In Your Neighborhood?
The Map LOHUD.com Won't Publish (Updated)
Outrageous! Liberal News Site Publishes Names And Addresses Of Legal Gun Owners

By Stable Hand at 12:41 PM | Comments |

Feinstein Gun-Ban Bill Includes Grenade Launchers, Rocket Launchers, And Illudium Q-36 Space Modulators

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Going for broke - Feinstein's new bill includes a $200 per weapon fee to register all currently owned "assault weapons," requires permission from the BATFE to transport weapons, and bans any weapon with a hand grip - including thumb hole styles.

Get them while you can.

By DMartyr at 07:50 AM | Comments |

January 04, 2013

The Muslim Brotherhood Is 'Eyeing' The Gulf States

Spreading their stealth jihad, so to speak.

A Kuwaiti lawmaker is demanding that Kuwait's security services be on the lookout for Muslim Brotherhood cells seeking to destabilize the emirate.

This comes in the wake of the announcement of the alleged discovery of Brotherhood cells in the nearby United Arab Emirates (UAE) on Tuesday. Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood spokesman Mahmoud Ghozlan acknowledged that some of the 11 people detained by UAE authorities are Brotherhood members but denied that they were seeking to destabilize the country, according to Lebanon's Daily Star newspaper.

An informed source told the Emirati newspaper Al-Khaleej that members of the group had held "secret meetings" and recruited Egyptian expatriates from across the UAE to join their ranks.

"Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood had offered (the cell's members) courses... on elections and the means of changing leadership in Arab countries," Al-Khaleej reported.[More...]

The Brotherhood feels powerful since taken over the presidency in Egypt. Believe me, they have waited for this power for a very long time.

By Stable Hand at 04:45 PM | Comments |

Abbas Praises Hitler-Supporting Mufti, Terrorists In Anniversary Address

Meet Mufti Haj Amin al-Husseini

Are we ever gonna stop sending our hard earned monies to this PA bast**d?

Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas paid tribute to World War II era Hitler-supporting Mufti Haj Amin al-Husseini as well as several known terror leaders responsible for the deaths of Israelis at a rally in Gaza City Friday that marked the 48th anniversary of the political party Fatah.

During the televised speech, made to a crowd of hundreds of thousands, Abbas made mention of, among others, Abdel Aziz Rantisi, Sheik Ahmed Yassin–both former leaders of Hamas assassinated by Israel for their role in terrorizing the Jewish state-and Marwan Bargouti, who is currently serving time in an Israeli prison for his role in the deaths of five Israelis.

This was Fatah’s first such rally in the territory since a 2007 coup by Hamas ousted the party from power.[More..]

Gawd.

MFM makes no mention of the above. Hundreds of thousands rally showing unity between Hamas and Abbas.

By Stable Hand at 03:59 PM | Comments |

Egyptian Islamists Seek to Strip Alia al-Mahdy's Citizenship

al-Arabia:

An Egyptian activist filed a complaint to the general prosecutor calling for the citizenship strip of Egypt’s controversial Alia al-Mahdy, commonly known as the “nude poser,” for protesting naked against the country’s newly-adopted constitution.

The plaintiff, Mahmoud Abdel Rahman, accused Mahdy, who protested naked in front of the Egyptian embassy in Sweden, of tarnishing the image of Egypt and deriding religion. Abdel Rahman also called for placing Mahdy on a watch list so she can be arrested when entering Egypt.

In his charges, Abdel Rahman stated that Mahdy “wrote on her naked body statements condemning the constitution with the help of two female activists from FEMEN, an international women’s rights organization.”

He added that Mahdy then headed to the Egyptian embassy in the Swedish capital Stockholm and the three of them stood there stark naked.

“By standing there naked, she tarnished the image of Egypt and derided religion,” Abdel Rahman wrote in his complaint.

Here is slightly censored version of the protest.

Uncensored full frontal NSFW Fatwa This! version below the fold.

By Howie at 03:19 PM | Comments |

Jawa Sing Along With Little Johnny Syria


Basic Verse translation of the song in question which is a well known Al Qaeda hymn.

"If they call me a 'terrorist', I would say: 'It is an honor for me'
Our terror is praised, with a divine calling

Our leader, the Mullah (Omar), did not forsake his religion
All the soldiers have sold their souls to Allah

Our leader bin Laden, America's worst nightmare
With the power of faith and our weapons

We destroyed America with a civilian plane
The World Trade Centre was turned into a pile of rubble

What, you don't want to sing along with that? What do you hate democracy?

Also I'm monitoring rumors of a "Zawahiri" captured by the Syrian regime. Rumors are that its Mohammad Zawahiri although I can't figure why he'd leave Egypt. I can see why Ayman Zawahiri might go to Syria but I'd think Mohammad would be most useful to AQ in his safe haven in Egypt.

I can find no source that confirm the whereabouts of Mohammad Zawahiri, if you can please comment or email mypetjawa(at)gmail(dot)com.

Update: I've one source that Mohammad Zawahiri is indeed captured. The Idependent in the UK is running this report.

Rebel fighters insisted Mohamed al-Zawahiri was engaged on a humanitarian mission and had not been involved in violent acts. They also claimed that he had, in fact, proposed a local truce to enable aid to get through.

However the Syrian regime is likely to try to capitalise on Mr Zawahiri’s presence in the country – if indeed they have him under arrest – as proof of their repeated charge that the revolution has been taken over by “terrorists”.

Terrorist? Naaahhhh! Surely not.

Update by SH: Per @ASAWinstanley: "AJE[AlJazeera English..ed]: Indy report abt Ayman al-Zawahari's brother being captured by Syrian regime is false: they spoke to him. Thx @MadeInNablus @Falasteeni"

h/t @El_Grillo1

So there's that.

By Howie at 01:01 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Liberalspeak

While listening to NPR the other day I had an epiphany.

"I had children that would come up to me and say, 'I really don't want to be out of school for Christmas because we know we're not going to get much to eat,' " Godfrey says. "We can say over and over and over, 'It's a parent's responsibility to feed their children.' But the bottom line is, they don't."
They don't? You mean even with all those free government programs?
The reasons for that are complex,
Get that the reasons are complex.

That's when I realized Complex is a by-word that liberals use instead of worthless piece of shit when confronted with the fact that no matter how hard you try, you just can't polish a turd.


By Howie at 12:28 PM | Comments |

Spider Self-Portrait

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From Wired:

A spider that builds elaborate, fake spiders and hangs them in its web has been discovered in the Peruvian Amazon.

Believed to be a new species in the genus Cyclosa, the arachnid crafts the larger spider from leaves, debris and dead insects. Though Cyclosa includes other sculpting arachnids, this is the first one observed to build a replica with multiple, spidery legs.

Scientists suspect the fake spiders serve as decoys, part of a defense mechanism meant to confuse or distract predators.

By DMartyr at 12:27 PM | Comments |

New Hampshire Democrat Proposes To Restrict Freedom Of Political Opponents

Cynthia Chase wants to keep "Free Staters" out of New Hampshire. The "Free State Project" is an organization that promotes moving to certain areas of New Hampshire in order to change the political demography of that area. Their stated goal is to transform the liberal state to a more conservative state.

In response, Cynthia Chase suggested limiting the freedoms of those Americans to make them feel so unwelcome, they will leave (emphasis mine):

"In the opinion of this Democrat, Free Staters are the single biggest threat the state is facing today. There is, legally, nothing we can do to prevent them from moving here to take over the state, which is their openly stated goal. In this country you can move anywhere you choose and they have that same right. What we can do is to make the environment here so unwelcoming that some will choose not to come, and some may actually leave. One way is to pass measures that will restrict the "freedoms" that they think they will find here. Another is to shine the bright light of publicity on who they are and why they are coming." (Source)

Limiting freedoms of those who disagree is a common tactic of the left. We see it in radical leftist groups shutting down ideological opponents (even children!) and destroying private property, we see it in the liberal media exposing legal gun permit holders, and we see it in blatant threats. Make no mistake - the Democratic Party does not support liberty. Every now and then, we have to thank people like Cynthia Chase for slipping up and showing the true colors of her party.

By DMartyr at 10:41 AM | Comments |

Winning! Jihad Desensitizing Us to Extreme Violence

Somehow I'm not at all shocked anymore when Islamic Terrorists bomb little orphan kids.

Nor that Little Johnny Syria can't draw a human being without blood gushing out.

This is the result of the Jihad, because nothing pleases Allah more than savage butchery.

Allahu F*cking Ackbar.

By Howie at 10:03 AM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: Benghazi Target Rich Environment

Dear Mr. President, You said you would bring the al-Qaeda terrorists who murdered Ambassador Stevens to Justice. You are getting no help from Libya.

Casablanca — Although Ahmed Boukhtala is the main suspect in the September 11th terrorist attack on US consulate in Benghazi as well as a suspect in assassination of Libyan rebel commander Major General Abdelfattah Younis, he continues to live freely in Benghazi.

Conflicting reports have claimed that Boukhtala was imprisoned while others have said he escaped from prison and is now a fugitive. However, sources in Benghazi told Magharebia that Boukhtala remains at large and that the Libyan authorities have not arrested him.

"Boukhtala is not detained, and no official charges were made against him," political activist Samir al-Jahani told Magharebia. "However, there are many suspicions around him."

Al-Jahani believes that the government is trying as much as it can to avoid charges and clashes with extremist groups at this stage.

Its time we reach out and touch Ahmed Boukhtala.

By Howie at 09:15 AM | Comments |

Thanks for the Photo

I Won.

After his visit, I sent an email to President Obama. Many days later, I got a response back. It was disturbing.

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It had nothing to do with what I was asking him. It was a form letter. It thanked me for supporting the troops. He made a promise to rebuild on national television, and I can’t even get this money. It’s heartbreaking, really.

Here's your sign form letter.

Have a nice day.

By Howie at 08:52 AM | Comments |

January 03, 2013

At Least There Is Still A 'Free Press' In Egypt

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Oh wait

New York January 3, 2013--The Committee to Protect Journalists is alarmed by a series of investigations into independent Egyptian newspapers on accusations of insulting the president or reporting false news. Some newspapers and media professionals face formal charges in connection to their critical reporting, according to news reports.

"There is a growing trend of targeting independent and critical voices under President Mohamed Morsi's government, which is especially worrying in light of a lack of protection for the press under the new constitution," said Sherif Mansour, CPJ's Middle East and North Africa program coordinator. "Egypt is taking a large step back toward Mubarak-era practices."

Today, Magdi Algallad, editor of independent daily newspaper Al-Watan, was charged with insulting the president--a criminal offense--in connection with published cartoons, according to the newspaper. Wednesday, Al-Masry al-Youm, one of Egypt's leading independent dailies, said it is being investigated by the prosecutor-general following a complaint from the president's office, which accused it of publishing false news. Also Wednesday, the prosecutor-general referred Abdel-Halim Qandil, editor of independent weekly Sawt al-Umma, to the North of Giza prosecutor for official investigation, according to news reports. The accusations relate to an article Qandil wrote in October under the title "You are a liar, Morsi." [More..]

Arab Spring! Allahu Gaybar!

By Stable Hand at 11:26 PM | Comments |

Howie's Former Nemesis Makes FBI Top 10 List (bumped)


Blog foes and convicted terror supporters Younes Abdullah Muhammad and Zachary Chesser after failed attempt at ZZ Top tribute band

In the future history of online flame wars, surely The Jawa Report vs. Revolution Muslim will go down as teh intertubez most epic battle evah. I'm guessing that as we speak, Peter Jackson is busy optioning off the blog rights for a three movie deal.

I'm only half joking here. How many other blog wars ended up with most of the losing participants in exile, in jail or, worse, dead?

Come on, that's a compelling story right there. Forget Frodo vs. Sauron, it's been done. How about Stable Hand vs. Jihad Jane? Rusty vs. Yousef al-Khattab? Or, better yet, Howie vs. Jesse "Younes Abullah Muhammad" Morton.

Vidi, vici, vinii. Which roughly translates as we came, we saw, and we so burned you!

And it looks like the FBI are inclined to agree. At least, with that last part about Howie's old buddy Younes Abdullah Muhammad. FBI:

The FBI worked thousands of investigations during 2012, involving everything from extremists bent on terror to cyber thieves, financial fraudsters, and child predators. As the year comes to a close, we take our annual look back at some of the Bureau’s most significant cases....

Here are some of the top terror cases of 2012...

Revolution’ leader sentenced: A New York City resident was sentenced in June to more than 11 years in prison for using his position as a leader of the Revolution Muslim organization to promote violent extremism online against those he believed to be enemies of Islam.

So, there you have it. Next to stock quotes and porn, the internetz most significant contribution is The Jawa Report. Science!

Note to Peter Jackson -- call me.

Thanks to Pat.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:20 PM | Comments |

Marine Corps Huddle

Marine Corps Huddle
A drill instructor from Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego instructs the players of the Semper Fidelis All-American Bowl East Coast Team of what he expects from them during the players' first practice on Dec. 31, 2012 at Fullerton College in Fullerton, Calif. The Semper Fidelis All-American Bowl is the second annual event of its kind and serves as a tool for Marines to pass on their core values to the nation's top high school football athletes. The Semper Fidelis All-American Bowl will be nationally televised live on the NFL Network from the Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif., at 6 p.m. PST Jan. 4.
(U.S. Marine Corps photo by Cpl. Gabby Bustos)

By Stable Hand at 06:14 PM | Comments |

Muslim Brotherhood Invites Jews Back To Egypt
Islamic Jihad Wants First Dubs On Killing Them

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Islamic Jihad vows to fight the Jews if they return to Egypt

The Islamic Jihad movement has called on the Freedom and Justice Party’s Essam al-Erian to resign from his role as advisor to the president and apologize to the Egyptian people for his statement asking Egyptian Jews to leave Israel and reclaim their properties back at home.

Erian had triggered controversy over his remarks this week when he said this would pave the way for the Palestinians to regain their occupied land[...]

“They will destroy the economy and foment sedition,” he said. “Their return will be over our dead bodies.”

“We will continue fighting the Jews until the liberation of Palestine or Doomsday,” he said.

Jews and their Islamist 'friends'. Who need enemies?

Update: Flashback from 2010, Muslim Brotherhood member Mohammed Morsi and now prez of Egypt showing some of his love for Jews & the US:

Morsi in 2010: No to Negotiations with "the Descendants of Apes and Pigs"; Boycott US Products

By Stable Hand at 05:11 PM | Comments |

Oh My: Egyptian Lawyers Accuse Muslim Brotherhood Of Taking $1.5 Billion From Obama

[Note: I haven't seen any MSM, inside and outside of the US, stories on this, so take that into consideration]

No, not bronco bama!

CAIRO - The Muslim Brotherhood has been accused of illegally receiving 10 billion Egytian pounds ($1.5 billion) from the United States government. Prosecutor General Talaat Abdallah ordered an immediate investigation into the charges on Thursday.

Lawyers Mohamed Ali Abd al-Wahab and Yasser Mohamed Sayab filed the complaint, in which they quoted Mitt Romney — the Republican candidate in the recent presidential election — as saying that the Obama administration had supported Egypt’s Brotherhood with $1.5 billion.

This could prove to be very interesting. The White House best hide the visitor log or something.

Related:
Obama Bypasses Congress, Gives $1.5 Billion to Muslim Brotherhood
Muslim Brotherhood envoys met with White House officials in DC
White House Congratulates Egypt's Morsi
Sen. John Kerry: Forget Everything You Know About The Muslim Brotherhood

By Stable Hand at 04:29 PM | Comments |

CAIR: Submission: Media Urged To Drop Term Islamist In New Year

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Click image if you want to read the rest of CAIR's Islamists jihad

So, Unindicted Co-conspirators in the Holy Land Foundation terror financing trial wants the MFM to submit? I wonder how long it will take?

No submit for me!

I would tell them something or other but @CAIRNational has me blocked. I honestly don't know why, honest!

By Stable Hand at 04:06 PM | Comments |

15 Al Shabaab Suspects Arrested In Ethiopia

No terror attack for you bitches!

Ethiopia's security and intelligence agency announced 15 members of an East African terrorist cell affiliated with al-Qaida [al-Shabaab..ed] have been arrested.

Military training manuals, weapons and videotapes pertinent to jihad, or religious war, were also discovered in the arrests Wednesday, a government statement on the news website AllAfrica said.

Good news is always refreshing.

By Stable Hand at 03:06 PM | Comments |

UK: Al Qaeda Operative Abid Naseer Extradited To America!

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Abid lost his appeal Heartache for him, cornhole watch for us!

BBC

A man accused of leading an al-Qaeda plot to set off bombs in Manchester has been extradited to the US.

Abid Naseer has been described by a High Court judge as an "al-Qaeda operative" who "poses a serious threat to the national security of the UK".

UK prosecutors said there was not enough evidence to charge him.

However, the US wants to put him on trial, arguing the Manchester plot was part of a wider conspiracy to also bomb New York.

In December his bid to stop the extradition was thrown out of the European Court of Human Rights, where his lawyers had argued he could be tortured if returned to Pakistan from the US[..]

The removal of Mr Naseer follows three months after Abu Hamza al-Masri[ Hook Hamza...ed], Babar Ahmad[ Azzam.com Webmaster..ed] and three other terrorism suspects were finally extradited to the US after years of legal wrangling.

They will stand trial later this year. If convicted, Mr Naseer faces a possible life sentence in a supermax prison.

A Home Office spokesperson said: "We can confirm that today Abid Naseer was extradited to America where he is accused of terrorism offences. His case is now a matter for the US authorities.".

Heh..

By Stable Hand at 02:20 PM | Comments |

Best Argument For Gun Ownership

This anti-gun rant is a perfect example of why people should be able to defend themselves against violent incitement endorsed by the liberal media and ignored by the current Democratic Administration.

Donald Kaul of the Des Moines Register lays out his plan to disarm law abiding citizens (all emphasis mine):

• Repeal the Second Amendment, the part about guns anyway. It’s badly written, confusing and more trouble than it’s worth. It offers an absolute right to gun ownership, but it puts it in the context of the need for a “well-regulated militia.” We don’t make our militia bring their own guns to battles. And surely the Founders couldn’t have envisioned weapons like those used in the Newtown shooting when they guaranteed gun rights. Owning a gun should be a privilege, not a right.

• Declare the NRA a terrorist organization and make membership illegal. Hey! We did it to the Communist Party, and the NRA has led to the deaths of more of us than American Commies ever did. (I would also raze the organization’s headquarters, clear the rubble and salt the earth, but that’s optional.) Make ownership of unlicensed assault rifles a felony. If some people refused to give up their guns, that “prying the guns from their cold, dead hands” thing works for me.

Then I would tie Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, our esteemed Republican leaders, to the back of a Chevy pickup truck and drag them around a parking lot until they saw the light on gun control.

And if that didn’t work, I’d adopt radical measures.

Torture and murder of political opponents and law abiding citizens who exercise Constitutional rights isn't what Donald considers "radical measures"?

And the left accuses the right of violent rhetoric...

By DMartyr at 02:19 PM | Comments |

"Good" Taliban Leader Killed Despite Pakistani Support --- UPDATE: More info

But then again, F*ck Pakistan -- UTA.

Two U.S. drone strikes on northwest Pakistan killed a senior Taliban commander who fought American forces in Afghanistan but had a truce with the Pakistani military, intelligence officials said Thursday.

The commander, Maulvi Nazir, was among nine people killed in a missile strike on a house in the village of Angoor Adda in the South Waziristan tribal region near the border with Afghanistan late Wednesday night.

Although this information is from a Pakistani leak, Pakistani leaks also said they had no clue where Usama bin-Laden was. I hates every iota of a Taliban so even rumors of war perk my ears up a bit.

UPDATE by Rusty: More from Bill Roggio:

Nazir has been an influential Taliban commander and had ties to numerous terrorist groups operating in the region, including al Qaeda, the Pakistani and Afghan Taliban, and the plethora of Pakistani and Central Asia jihadist groups operating in the region. He has openly supported Taliban emir Mullah Omar and al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, and wages jihad in Afghanistan...

Pakistan's military and intelligence services consider Nazir and his followers "good Taliban" as they do not openly seek the overthrow of the Pakistani state and only wage jihad in Afghanistan
. The government has negotiated several peace deals with Nazir. Yet Nazir continued to provide safe have to top al Qaeda leaders and the Movement of the Taliban in Pakistan, despite agreeing not to do so.
Pakistan considered him a good Taliban? Well, he wasn't. But he is now.

Good riddance.


By Howie at 12:41 PM | Comments |

The Agonies Of The Left: An Ocean Of Tears

Anti-Capitalism lamentations via Twitter:

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Someone should make a coffee table book of these gems.

(Hat Tip: IHateTheMedia)

UPDATE: More deep thoughts from liberal minds below the fold.

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If you enjoyed these, see many more at David Thompson. Don't miss the links to other pages near the bottom of this post.

By DMartyr at 12:10 PM | Comments |

Cornhole Watch: Gary Smith

Gary's a sore loser, also he's soon to be an on, you know, sore.

After reviewing surveillance video apparently showing former Congressional District 1 Republican primary candidate Gary Smith slashing the tires of at least four fellow Republicans, including his primary opponent, Janice Arnold-Jones, Albuquerque Police Department Detectives have issued a warrant for his arrest.

By Howie at 10:14 AM | Comments |

Nepotism is Bad Gay

Especially in this case.

A HIGH-RANKING MTA executive helped her domestic partner get a cushy railroad job and may have run afoul of ethics regulations, an audit report states.

Sherry Herrington, the $170,000 operations chief at Metro-North Railroad praised her partner’s qualifications in an email to the human resources department without revealing their relationship, according to the report by state Controller Thomas DiNapoli’s office.

*My mental eye! It Burns!.

*Remember when two woman are in a same sex relationship if either or both are unattractive or Nepotists its bad gay. Um yeah.


By Howie at 09:05 AM | Comments |

January 02, 2013

Feel Good Story Of The Evening

Another criminal off the street, permanently.

Update: For those of you who can't see video, here is the link to the story

By Stable Hand at 10:09 PM | Comments |

Al Gore Sells Current TV To Al Jazeera

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Do you think they will rehire Keith Olbermann?

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Such a perfect fit, leftist and Islamists

Al Jazeera is finalizing a deal to take over Current TV, the low-rated cable channel that was founded by Al Gore and his business partners seven years ago.

If the deal is completed, Current will provide the pan-Arab news giant with something it has sought for years: a pathway into American living rooms. Current is available in about 60 million of the 100 million homes in the United States with cable or satellite service.

File this under Domestic Dhimmis/Stealth Jihad

Update: Dhimmis at NY Times shows their approval: Al Jazeera Seeks a U.S. Voice Where Gore Failed

Update II: Glenn Beck tried to purchase Current but was turned down

.....The Wall Street Journal reports:
Mr. Hyatt said they agreed to sell to Al Jazeera in part because “Al Jazeera was founded with the same goals we had for Current,” including “to give voice to those whose voices are not typically heard” and “to speak truth to power.” Other suitors who didn’t share Current’s ideology were rebuffed. Glenn Beck’s The Blaze approached Current about buying the channel last year, but was told that “the legacy of who the network goes to is important to us and we are sensitive to networks not aligned with our point of view,” according to a person familiar with the negotiations
Based on Hyatt’s quote, the owners of Current TV didn’t want Glenn to purchase Current TV and put TheBlaze in millions of home across the country because they didn’t agree with his point of view. They must not feel the same way about Al Jazeera, a news organization that ran an op-ed comparing Glenn to a terrorist.

By Stable Hand at 09:38 PM | Comments |

Italy: 'Arabs' Beat American Yeshiva Student Unconscious

'Arabs' aka Muslims

A group of Arabs brutally attacked an American yeshiva student visiting with his family in Venice, Italy, on Tuesday, knocking him unconscious. The incident took place at night as the student strolled the city center. According to Arutz Sheva, 15 Arab youth were involved in the incident.

According to Arutz Sheva the attackers fled when a passerby spotted them and called police and medics[...]

Stefano Gatti[Researcher at Milan-based Jewish Center for Documentation’s Observatory..ed] pointed out that Italian pundits and politicians ”such as Silvio Berlusconi, Beppe Grillo or Piergiorgio Odifreddi” are now writing discriminatory posts and telling racist jokes. ”Making certain issues seem normal, even funny, is one of the root causes of the rise in anti-Semitic episodes in Italy,” Gatti concluded.

Related:
EXPOSE': Italy, Land of Islam
Italy: Land of Gourmet Food, Art, Wine, Opera and…the Muslim Brotherhood? It Might Not Be Far-Fetched

By Stable Hand at 08:47 PM | Comments |

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh Of Hamas Edition #3 (Update: Fatwas Issued)

Meet Ahmed Isma'il Abu Msameh who was sploded by the Juice in Operation Pillar of Defense

Fatwas will be issued.

Update: Sorry bout the 'burp', this 12/30 post went somewhere and comments with it, but, I had saved em, so. I blame bronco bama

Anyways, Fatwas were issued

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Kafiroon for:

Relax Ahmed!
The juice will be so afraid of you that they will run away!
BOOOMMM!
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Bubbe for:
His eyes look like 2 Jawa meatballs. Seriously.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against EROWMER for:
I'm a mohamadan. I got nothing to live for.
The "mojahedin will separate your dirty head from your dirty heart" fatwa issued against DarthSmeag for:
Hurry and take the picture guys this thing is heavy... it's like man are you serious I'd rather have a bomb vest on...How come Achmed got the Bomb vest and I got stuck with this thing?"

Previous:
Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Bilal Birrawi Of Hamas Edition #2(Bumped: Fatwas Issued)
Non-Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Mocking Saadi Maher Abu Kmail of Hamas Edition #1 Bumped: Fatwas Issued

By Stable Hand at 07:56 PM | Comments |

The Communists Are Coming

Actually they are already here.

Marxist Democrat Cringes As Russian Immigrants Compare Communism to…Democrats!

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And Pravda, Yes Pravda former state media of the USSR warns American to hold on to their guns.

Written by Stanislav Mishin, the opinion piece, titled “Americans, never give up your guns,” begins:

These days, there are few few things to admire about the socialist, bankrupt and culturally degenerating USA, but at least so far, one thing remains: the right to [bear] arms and use deadly force to defend one’s self and possessions.

...One of the first things [the Soviets] did was to disarm the population. From that point, mass repression, mass arrests, mass deportations, mass murder, mass starvation were all a safe game for the powers that were. The worst they had to fear was a pitchfork in the guts or a knife in the back or the occasional hunting rifle. Not much [to worry about] for soldiers.

You know what they say, it takes one to know one... heh.


By Howie at 04:02 PM | Comments |

Raising Taxes On The Rich

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I thought of a great way to determine a fair federal tax rate for the rich. Obviously, those who believe the rich don't already pay their "fair share" would have given more voluntarily, or else they would be hypocrites.

We simply average the amount of voluntary gift contributions Democratic politicians and liberal Hollywood celebrities gave last year, and then use that amount to calculate "fair share" of all wealthy Americans.

It's a win-win.

By DMartyr at 02:21 PM | Comments |

Good News: 60k Dead in Syria

The various branches of the Religion of Peace are killing each other at a blistering pace in Syria.

The United Nations estimated Wednesday that more than 60,000 people have been killed in Syria's 21-month-old uprising against authoritarian rule, a toll one-third higher than what anti-regime activists had counted. The U.N. human rights chief called the toll "truly shocking."
The only question is will this civil war be costly enough that people in the Middle East will decide that settling their differences with blood is not worth it.

After I don't really know anyone here that thinks cost in blood of the American Civil is anything less than a tragedy. Sure issues were settled o the battlefield, but at an almost unimaginable cost.

So will the New Syria be worth the cost of the Jihad? I doubt it very much.

By Howie at 01:03 PM | Comments |

Fat Bastard Inspires Cynical Blogger

After reading Fat Bastard's Michael Moore's New Year's Resolutions, I was inspired to write my own top 10 list. Keep in mind, I hadn't made any resolutions until this post.

1.) Forget the names of the people living two doors away. While that may be easy for Fat Bastard Michael Moore who lives on a large multimillion dollar estate, in my neighborhood, two doors down is close enough for a conversation without either of us leaving our own house.

2.) Learn to eat better. I can make dinner. It's what I make that's the real problem. French fries and chicken tenders to me are like creamed filled donuts to Fat Bastard Michael Moore. And I expect him to really balloon up once he starts learning to forage for his own cupcakes when his hired cook is off duty.

3.) Buy a gun. Stroke it. Squeeze it. Hold it. Love it. Oh, wait. I have a gun. Several, in fact. And I stroked them and loved them just yesterday. I may do it again today because I want them to love me back. They may save my life one day. Buy another, just in case.

Continue below the fold.

4.) Keep supporting the troops. They have a difficult, dangerous, and sometimes crappy job, but they do it anyway so people like Fat Bastard Michael Moore can enjoy the freedom of disrespecting them. And if the troops will protect a scumbag like Fat Bastard Michael Moore, I know they'll protect someone like me. I love them.

5.) Never apologize for number 4. Armchair warriors like Fat Bastard Michael Moore can go to hell.

6.) Drink more liquor. This is going to be a long 4 years.

7.) Wear more bleak colors to reflect my pessimistic nature. Hope that Fat Bastard Michael Moore chooses "thinning" colors. Not that they'll help once he learns how to cook for himself between regular meals...

8.) Find someone - anyone - to replace the useless politicians currently ruining our country.

9.) Read more fiction, like Obama's plan for the recovery of the American economy or Fat Bastard's Michael Moore's new diet books.

10.) Start exercising and be nicer. I know, these two have been my main New Year's resolutions every year for the past three decades. I can stand to lose a few pounds, so I shouldn't really be mocking fat people like Fat Bastard Michael Moore. And if he can exercise and eat better, so can I! Plus, I could be nicer and less cynical. Maybe I'll will have a more successful life if I'm more positive. So no more fat jokes about Michael Moore or any others.

There you have it. My top 10 resolutions for 2013. If past history is an indicator, these resolutions won't last long. Maybe about a week. Or about 6 days longer than a box of Ho-Hos in Fat Bastard's Michael Moore's house.

By DMartyr at 12:58 PM | Comments |

Islamist/Global Terrorist: Prince Harry Is Drunk When He Shoots At Us

What, didn't he like Prince Harry's butt naked photos with butt naked women?

Terrorist propaganda via The Telegraph: Prince Harry is a 'jackal' killing innocents, says feared Afghanistan warlord

One of Afghanistan's most feared warlords has launched a withering attack on Prince Harry, who has spent Christmas serving in the country, labelling the prince a 'jackal' who was 'drunk' while hunting innocent Afghans.

In a rare and exclusive interview with The Daily Telegraph Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, who has been designated a global terrorist by the United States, heaped insults on the British Royal and pledged to carry out more attacks before the UK's withdrawal in 2014.

Speaking from an undisclosed location the warlord accused Britain of dragging "herself into this unjustified, useless but cruel conflict to please the White House. The British did not gain anything instead they lost blood and treasure."

"I do not understand how the British public accept their children being sent to certain death in order to please American generals.

Britain's MoD spokesperson was outraged about the pedophile war lord's accusations/insults. Absurd
The suggestion that any member of the UK armed forces deployed on operations operates under the influence of alcohol is simply absurd - not least because the consumption of alcohol by UK military personnel is not permitted under any circumstances while deployed in Afghanistan." a Ministry of Defence spokesman said.
Gulbuddin Hekmatyar on the killing of bin Laden:
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Like Howie posted in September: Another Good Reason to Nuke Stuff.

Nuff said

Related:
What is the Daily Telegraph doing promoting Gulbuddin Hekmatyar?
Afghan warlord 'aided Bin Laden'

By Stable Hand at 12:33 PM | Comments |

Next On Gun Control Agenda: Non-Lethal Bullets

I suppose non-lethal bullets would be beneficial under certain circumstances, such as on a plane or in crowds, but if someone is breaking in my home, I'm not shooting to wound. I'm shooting to kill.

Executives with a Boise-based company are poised to begin marketing a new type of ammunition specifically for law enforcement teams and designed to avoid causing serious or fatal injuries to their targets and bystanders.

The technology was created at Integrity Ballistics LLC, a company that has spent more than 10 developing and testing a round that resembles a shotgun shell. The round fires a synthetic ball that flattens upon impact and is intended to stun or subdue the target and the plan is to make it available only to law enforcement. (Source)

I don't believe a non-lethal bullet will remain only for law enforcement. It will just be a matter of time, if the gun control lobby fails at banning gun ownership, they will press to force the use of non-lethal bullets.

Related:
Al Sharpton: After Gun Control Comes Knife Control

By DMartyr at 11:17 AM | Comments |

Journal News Hires Armed Guards For Protection

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Some of the armed guards, no doubt, are listed among the legal gun permit holders the same Journal News exposed as though they were child molesters.

The Journal News of West Nyack, N.Y., has hired armed security guards to defend its offices after receiving a torrent of phone calls and emails responding to the paper's publication of the names and addresses of area residents with pistol permits. (Source)

What's good for the goose, good for the gander? Somehow I don't think so. You see, in the liberal mind, self defense is only deemed necessary from the threat of right wing extremism and NRA militants. Common crime, committed by those desperate, destitute democrats (often referred as "the 99%") is only the result of inequality and unfair practices of the wealthy. Which means they - the criminals - are the true victims and no one really has the right to defend themselves from victims.

Yes, the legally armed woman in hiding is not the victim of an abusive ex-husband. She is a victim of a violent, conservative society that refused to give her ex-husband the success he so desired in life, which ultimately led to his abusive nature. Her insistence in arming herself only contributes to that dissolute society. So, in fact, she is complicit in her own circumstances and her ex-husband is the real victim.

The leftist leaning hypocrites at the Journal News have every right to defend themselves from the vocal political dissenters that threaten an agenda driven platform, especially if that defense will lend credibility to the victim status of those pushing that agenda. In their minds, they have been forced to defend from the very threats they exposed in the first place. Rather than seeing the hypocrisy and irony in surrounding themselves with armed guards, they will see only vindication.

(Hat Tip: For What It's Worth)

Related:
Map: Where Are The Journal News Employees In Your Neighborhood?
The Map LOHUD.com Won't Publish (Updated)
Outrageous! Liberal News Site Publishes Names And Addresses Of Legal Gun Owners

By DMartyr at 10:52 AM | Comments |

January 01, 2013

2012: The Year to Persecute Christians

And the culprit is?

Growing persecution of Middle Eastern Christians and holy sites by radical Islamists in the Middle East and Africa in 2012 resulted in large numbers of murders, bombings, imprisonments, church closures and forced conversions to Islam. In addition, the rise of Islamic governments – coupled with tepid responses from some Western countries, the UN and many NGOs – has contributed to unprecedented levels of Christian persecution....

Underscoring the severe dangers, the British daily The Telegraph headlined a pre- Christmas article: “Christianity ‘close to extinction’ in Middle East.” The paper reported on a new study titled “Christianophobia” showing that the “lion’s share of persecution faced by Christians arises in countries where Islam is the dominant faith.”...

A generation from now, Christians may be entirely ‘cleansed’ from their ancestral homes – this at a time when Muslim populations are growing in Europe and America,” he said. “Yet there is very little urgency or even attention to this crisis by the UN, most of the media or Western leaders. I wish I were confident this would change in 2013. But I’m afraid this is an issue most people in America and Europe are determined to avoid.”...

“There is only one place in the broader Middle East where Christians are free and unafraid – and their population is growing,” he said.

“That place is Israel
. Many people don’t know that. And even many of those who do know it fail to perceive the significance.”

H/T: Hot Air.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:51 PM | Comments |

Islamists Celebrate New Year in Traditional Matter: Bombing, Murdering

Happy New Year apostates!

At least four people were killed and over 40 injured on Tuesday evening when a powerful bomb went off in Karachi’s Federal B Area, less than half a kilometre from the Muttahida Qaumi Movement (MQM) [a liberal secular party] headquarters Nine-Zero.

The Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) claimed responsibility for the blast that took place soon after the conclusion of a rally organised by the MQM and Minhaj-ul-Quran International at Jinnah Ground in Azizabad. The MQM announced a day of mourning today (Wednesday).

In other parts of the country, they murdered 7 aid workers for the crime of helping children.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 06:42 PM | Comments |

2012 Year in Review (Haiku Contest)
UPDATE: Winners Announced

Hope for change, I did.
Sith revealed. Liberty dies.
Thunderous applause
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Any other ideas summarizing 2012 in 17 syllables?

UPDATE: Let's just go ahead and turn this into a full blown haiku contest. The winner gets a key to the Death Star, a laurel, and a hearty handshake.

UPDATE II: Happy New Year Jawas! Some great haikus.

The Weak Minds Voted for the Fiscal Cliff Deal award for best haiku summarizing 2012 goes to DMartyr for:

Trillion Dollar Debts,
Obama's Benghazi Folks.
Constitution death.

The C-3PO Was Just Programmed That Way award for best haiku describing Obama's inner innermost fantasies goes to Moshe Ben Avram for:

Luke Skywalker and the Prez,
Don't ask, don't tell,
Man love abounds.

The Xariff Loves Goatses Award is pretty self explanatory and goes to Kafiroon:

Xariif bows low
Butt high
Satan prong extends

And the Mark Thinks Poetry is for Fags award for best haiku integrating oblique yet timely lines from Star Wars goes to Snowflake X for:

Muslim moon and star
shining over Washington
Hold on: that's no moon

Thanks to all those that participated. Happy New Year!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:47 PM | Comments |

Same Old New Year

Militants murder seven aid workers for the "crime" of saving children.

Local officials said the victims, who were gunned down as they left a children's community center where they worked, were Pakistani citizens. Six of the victims were women, at least five of whom worked as teachers at the community center, while the seventh was a male doctor. The attack occured in Swabi district, about 75 kilometers (45 miles) northwest of the capital, Islamabad.

(Hat Tip: TROP)

By DMartyr at 01:06 PM | Comments |

French "Drone" Retreats When Spotted By Police

Well, it didn't surrender, so I guess that's some progress...

By DMartyr at 12:51 PM | Comments |

Kathy Griffin Goes Down On Anderson Cooper Three Times On Live Television, Offers To "Tickle His Sack" (Updated With Pictures)

But the jokes on her - Cooper doesn't have a sack.

CNN - America's most trusted name in news.

As Tuchman finished his report, Griffin in the left split-screen bent down and kissed Cooper's crotch.

As she continued to try to kiss it, Cooper asked her, “Did you drop something?”

“No, I was kissing your sardine,” Griffin replied.

“Thank you. I got it,” giggled Cooper.

“I can do it again,” Griffin said kneeling. “I can do this all night long."

“No, sweetie,” said Cooper lifting her back on her feet.

“I'm going on Letterman in two nights, and he wants a moment,” argued Griffin as she went down again.

“I'm going down,” she said. “You know you want to.”

“Believe me, I really don't,” said Cooper as he once again pulled her upright.

“It's after midnight,” protested Griffin.

“I never have,” argued Cooper.

“No one's even going to, what's the big deal?” responded Griffin as she went down again.

“I don't know what you're talking about,” Cooper said pulling her up as he handed it off to Brooke Baldwin in New Orleans.

Throughout the program, Griffin also showed pictures of herself posing in various places and in various states of dress. Some were quite bizarre.

UPDATE: Apparently Griffin and Cooper shared a hotel room before the New Year's Eve broadcast. Griffin tweeted a picture of Cooper showering. Strangely, he was wearing shorts and a shower cap.

Video & Pictures below the fold.

For some odd reason, Griffin kept showing pictures of her self that were completely unrelated to the New Year's Eve events. I can't tell if she was drunk, high or just so full of herself she thought viewers would enjoy them.

A couple of screenshots from the broadcast:

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One disturbing clip showed a dog humping Griffin's leg. You can see it HERE at about the 07:30 mark. Here is a screenshot:

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Why Griffin, or CNN for that matter, would think this was appropriate for a family broadcast is beyond me.

By DMartyr at 11:18 AM | Comments |

Why Cheese Smells

Francois Hollande-1.jpg(Paris, France) France's Socialist President François Hollande jacked up income tax rates to 75% and the Constitutional Council said no.

The tax rate had angered business leaders and prompted some wealthy French citizens to seek tax exile abroad, including actor Gérard Depardieu who recently took up residency in Belgium.

The Constitutional Council said in its ruling that the temporary two-year tax rate, due to take effect next year, was unconstitutional because unlike other forms of income tax it applied to individuals instead of whole households.

As a result, the council said, the tax rate "failed to recognise equality before public burdens".

Although President Hollande is a Marxist tool, he demonstrates the ability to see the obvious.
President François Hollande said on Thursday that Islamist groups holding French hostages in Africa were not trustworthy….
It's bothersome that any rational individual in the world would even be undecided about the intentions of Islamist terrorists, much less their truthfulness.

By Mr. E. Blogger at 04:41 AM | Comments |