February 19, 2010

"Shooting a guy in the d*ck? That's Just Weak"

Sounds to me like the kid deserved it, but WWECD (What would Eric Cartman Do?):

Amanda Kelly told a deputy that her dad, William Russell Kelly Jr., had shot her boyfriend Randall Carter at their home. The reason for dad's ire, according to the younger Kelly: "He hates him, dude."

William readily admitted to the shooting, but claims a different motive. He says he unloaded his .45 revolver, which he affectionately calls "The Judge," because Carter was assaulting this daughter. "I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my daughter," Kelly told police.

Thanks to Herr Oyall.

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