February 18, 2010

Fat Swiss Creeps Can Finally Visit Local Brothels Without Fear of Dying from Sex-Induced Heart Attacks

A: Chocolate, wicked accurate watches, and creepy heart patients.
Q: Things you find in Swiss brothels, Alex!

Swiss prostitutes are being trained to use defibrillators to prevent clients with heart problems from dying on them, it has emerged....

The owner of one sex club said: "Having customers die on us isn't exactly good publicity".

Gee, ya think?

Thanks to SomePerv.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:56 PM | Comments |