February 11, 2010

Tragedy: Anne Hathaway's Boobs No Longer Catholic

Presumably, the rest of her body too.

Oh, she's also no longer Episcopal. Apparently Jesus loves the sinner so much, that he no longer condemns sin or something. Especially gay guys.

Like that time when Jesus was all like, "whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. But a dude? Yeah, that's totally cool."

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 08:03 PM | Comments |