February 09, 2010

Was Obama Really Born?

You know, we really don't run many Birther posts either way. But Big Journalism was able to get Bushhitler and Star Wars and as this cool icon all in today's post about the endless pursuit of Barack Obama's removal based on citizenship or lack thereof...

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The last thing we need as the truth and power of our core beliefs in small government, a strong defense and the Bill of Rights are becoming evident again even in places like Massachusetts is to distract and discredit ourselves by tolerating weird, nutty conspiracy theories. It’s also a dream come true for our opponents – a chance to dodge the real questions about out-of-control spending, crippling taxes and hug-a-jihadi terrorist policies and to instead focus on the irrational fixations of a few nuts.

Every time some right-wing journalist “raises a question” about the President’s birth certificate, Rahm Emanuel smiles.

I called our sources inside Super Sekrit Zionist HQ. I was concerned that Super Sekrit Evil Plan 1138 was in trouble.

They my coded reply was as follows, "How do you know Barack Obama even was born? See Super Sekrit Evil Plan 723."

OMG! Be afraid, be very afraid.