January 18, 2010

Floor Collapses at Weight Watchers Meeting

(Växjö, Sweden) Twenty members of Weight Watchers gathered for a weigh-in at a clinic and were surprised.

“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper.

Then floor then (sic) started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room.

The cause, strangely, is under investigation. I'll take a stab and guess it was due to gravity.

And while we're discussing the smell of sewage wafting, there's a report of a woman committing outhouse sex with a 15-year-old. Frankly, that's double-disgusting.