October 07, 2009

Olbermann Wins Mankind's Epic Ongoing Struggle To Eliminate Death

He's trying to "create a moral right to have you be forced to pay for your neighbor's health care." And he, as expected, fails to. Very successfully.

I don't think that the word "tea-baggers" appeared in any of mankind's great moral arguments or other significant products of the mind, Keithy.

Here's a sampling of his fail-wracked brain:

And we must be unanimous in this, not to achieve some political triumph for one side against the other, but to save the man or the woman or the child who will be dead by morning, in this country, in this century, on our watch, because we are not spending that money tonight.
Translated:
And YOU must be unanimous in this, not to achieve some political triumph for one side against the other, but to save the man or the woman or the child who will be dead by morning, in this country, in this century, on YOUR watch, because YOU are not spending that money tonight.
Be warned: You WILL become dumber while watching/reading this tissue of nothingness.

By Good Lt. at 10:17 PM | |