September 24, 2009

Out: Suicide Belt
In: The Ass Bomb

When suicide bombs get very uncomfortable:

A SUICIDE bomber tried to kill a Saudi prince by detonating TNT hidden up his BACKSIDE.

Fanatic Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri, 23, blew himself up - but his intended victim escaped with minor injuries....

TNT was the explosive used, according to the fanatics.

Is it just me, or does TNT generally have a, um, phallic shape to it?

Which might explain why Abdullah Hassan had such an easy -- and enjoyable -- time inserting it!

Thanks to Cindy.


By Rusty at September 24, 2009 02:13 PM | | l digg this