September 04, 2009

Obi-One's Suggested Classroom Activities


Before the Speech

* Make sure each student gets a “President Obama Deputy Czar” patch.

* Teachers should create the proper meditative mood by playing appropriate music for a half hour before the speech. We strongly recommend the live version of Crosby Stills and Nash’s “Teach Your Children.” Or anything by Enya.

Update: while I'm on the subject, here's a nice photoshop via email from Nelson.

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Update II: Same subject, Mr. Right aka Rev. Right is now guest posting satire at IMAO. Here's his first post there.

Remember, our Dear Leader is counting on the cooperation of each and every one of you to help undo any damage that may have been inflicted on our poor, dear children by their awful, evil-mongering parental units during this excruciatingly long and painful summer. Thankfully, though, we have them back under our control now and with your hard work and commitment to our just and noble cause, I am quite certain that their young heads full of mush can still be molded into what our Great Society most needs — conformist worker drones.

By Howie at 09:08 AM | Comments |