September 03, 2009
Yeah, He's An Idiot
Well, come to find out today that Barry O's speech to TEH CHILLINS is going out to the K-6 set.
I don't know about the rest of you parents, but if he doesn't actually promise a Skittles shitting unicorn in every house, my 3rd grader probably won't be listening. Because, like most girls in third grade, her free time is consumed with dreams of 3rd grade princesses frolicking in pastures with Skittles shitting unicorns, while the adults deal with idiots like that Mr. President guy interrupting her day.
She'll be too busy yakking to her nearest neighbor about how to beat the latest boss in Pokemon Platinum while Obama yammers on.
And you were worried about your kid. Bitch, please.
By Vinnie, Proud Sonofabitch at 12:31 AM |
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