August 28, 2009

I'm Just Asking Questions Here, People

Kidnap pre-pubescent girl and make her your sex slave. Check!

Father her children. Check!

Claim that God speaks to you. Check!

Not necessarily in that order, by the way.

Doesn't that sound like a certain founder of the world's most peaceful religion?

Decide for yourself.

People who knew Garrido said he became increasingly fanatic about his religious beliefs in recent years, sometimes breaking out into song and claiming that God spoke to him through a box.

"In the last couple years he started getting into this strange religious stuff. We kind of felt sorry for him," said Tim Allen, president of East County Glass and Window Inc. in Pittsburg, Calif., who bought business cards and letterhead from Garrido's printing business for the last decade.

I'm not saying that the founder of one of the world's largest monotheistic religions was crazy, but.... okay, well, yes, yes I am.

Fatwa?

By Vinnie at 10:42 PM | Comments |